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News from the Republic of Molossia

3 March 2024 XLVII

Volume 12, Issue 3

The Mustang
His Excellency, The President’s New Year’s Speech
Given on the Occasion of the Lunar New Year by His Excellency, President
Kevin Baugh, 10 February 2024 XLVII
My Fellow Molossians, Greetings.
Inside this issue:
This past year was one of great accomplishment. From diplomacy abroad to
Speech and Odeon Hall 2 growth and accomplishment at home, Molossia has time and again shown
itself to be an amazing place to live and flourish. Our citizens ever seek to
Around Molossia 3 live happy lives, to bring out their best, and to realize their dreams. Daily our
people build their lives and achieve their dreams, and daily their successes
and prosperity make those dreams come true. Our uniqueness as a nation
Last Word With The First 4 makes these dreams, this prosperity happen. Though our nation is tiny, it has
Lady so much to offer. Our combined efforts have made Molossia an affluent and
dynamic state, outward-looking and active in the concerns of nations,
as well as thriving at home. We must continue to mobilize our efforts ...Continued on Page 2

Molossia’s Time Capsule 29 February 2024 XLVII

Starting 12 years ago, every four years the Government of the Republic of Molossia has buried a Time Capsule in Red Square. The
Molossian Time Capsule is our emissary to the future, a messenger from then to now. Last deposited in front of the President's Of-
fice on Leap Day, 29 February 2020 XLIII, it was dug up today, Leap Day, 29 February 2024 XLVII, four years later. Before a crowd
of Molossians, the capsule from the past was opened, and inside were found photographs, letters to the future from Molossian citi-
zens, a National Enquirer magazine and miscellaneous knick-knacks from the Molossian Family. After examining the mementos from
four years past, the Time Capsule was filled with a new round of notes and keepsakes and returned to the soil from which it so re-
cently emerged. For the next four years our Time Capsule will again sit undisturbed beneath Red Square, only to be opened with great
fanfare by the future us. Who knows what that future will bring and how we will look back upon the present when the capsule is
opened. Here's to the future of Molossia and the celebration of our present!
The Contents Of The 2024
The 2024 Time Capsule
Time Capsule
Goes Into The Ground.

Digging Up The 2020 Time The Contents Of The 2020


Capsule. Time Capsule
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The President’s New Year’s Speech, continued.


and devote all our energy to the cause of peace, mutual acceptance, and solidarity toward better lives for all Molossians.
Molossia's exceptionality is our shield against the problems that beset so many of other nations. We cannot predict the future, but we
can prepare for it. We may not foresee it, but we must build it. The year ahead, like all, heralds many challenges but also holds rich
promise. And so, we enter this New Year in high spirits and with great confidence. While we are of course bound to encounter head-
winds, by reaching out to each other in adversity we will meet challenges head-on and overcome all difficulties.

In this coming year, then, I speak to all Molossians and wish to you all the best. I pledge to continue to lead you as best I can, to be your
mentor and your partner. I am not the nation, we all are. And together we shall continue to build toward a great future for all Molos-
sians.

God Bless You.

Long Live Molossia! !

Return to the Odeon Hall 24 February 2024 XLVII

On Saturday, 24 February 2024 XLVII The President and First Lady returned to the historic Ode-
on Hall, in Dayton, Nevada. The First Couple spoke at the Odeon Hall in July 2023 XLVI, and
were brought back by popular demand to speak again. The purpose was to talk all about our great
nation, spreading the word about Molossia to yet another audience. The Odeon Hall is a historic
saloon and dance hall that was built in 1863, and has hosted such celebrities as Mark Twain and
Adolph Sutro among its patrons and speakers. Recently remodeled and reopened, the Odeon hosts
talks and presentations, among them our President. For over an hour His Excellency and the First
Lady spoke about Molossia before a crowd of rapt listeners, showing pictures of our nation and The President Talking
answering questions. The audience was very appreciative and applauded frequently, enjoying the
idea of a self-declared nation right down the road. In addition, Molossia's signature drink, the
Molossolini was added last year to the Odeon Saloon menu, and has since proven to be quite popu-
lar. Subsequent to the Odeon talk the First Couple rode on the railroad speeder across the street
from the Hall, proclaimed in 2018 XLI to be the official speeder of the Republic of Molossia. It
was wonderful to be able to share the stories, culture and mere existence of Molossia, and we look
forward to future opportunities to do so.

The President and First Lady

The Famous The Official


Molossolini Speeder of Molossia

Molossian Valora Molossia Swag Riding the Speeder


on Display
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Around Molossia...
Inspired as always by former President Trump’s Happy Lunar New Year, the symbolic
inspiring inspirationalisms, specifically the call beginning of Molossia’s year!
to install an alligator-filled moat along the
southern edge of the US to repel migrants, we
here in Molossia have created our own border
security installation, the dreaded Croc Pond.
This of course includes a nod to our friends in
Slowjamastan, and their aversion to Crocs. We
are certain this new contrivance will henceforth
effectively repel unwanted visitors to our na-
tion!

Did You Know…?


Coming soon, on 6 March, the Day of Molossia’s war with East Germany
the Dude! In honor of The Dude turned 40 last November - 40 years and
himself, it’s a day of great easy taking still going strong, with no injuries so far,
as we strive to do as little as possible. the safest war ever!
Probably celebrated by going bowling
and drinking White Russians!

Upcoming Tours Of Molossia


Tours of our nation are currently planned on the fol-
lowing dates only:

Saturday, 27 April 2024, 10:00 AM PST (First Tour of


2024)
Saturday, 18 May 2024, 10:00 AM PST
Saturday, 22 June 2024, 9:00 AM PST
Saturday, 13 July2024, 9:00 AM PST
Saturday, 10 August 2024, 9:00 AM PST
Saturday, 14 September 2024, 10:00 AM PST
Saturday, 12 October 2024, 10:00 AM PST (Last Tour
Of 2024)

BE A PART!
www.molossia.org/navy.index.html And
March Calendar
Republic of Molossia
Day of the Dude - March 6th
In honor of The Dude himself, it’s a day of great easy
Government of the Republic of Molossia taking as we strive to do as little as possible. Proba-
226 Mary Lane bly celebrated by going bowling and drinking White
Russians.
Dayton, NV 89403
USA
Nathan Harrison’s Birthday - 27 March

Visit Molossia’s website at


www.molossia.org.
Jacques and Noah
Morrow’s
Birthday - 29 March
We’re also on Facebook, at
www.tinyurl.com/MolossiaFacebook
Molossia’s weather is always gorgeous, with plenty of sunshine and tem-
peratures year-round of 22° Celsius (72° Fahrenheit). However, our little
And follow us on Twitter at country is surrounded by the US and they are so close, their awful weather
invades frequently! So the weather report reflects both our weather and
www.twitter.com/Molossia. theirs.
Molossia US
Maximum Temperature 22° C / 72° F 16 C / 61° F
Minimum Temperature 22° C / 72° F -7° C / 19° F
Average Temperature 22° C / 72° F 4.4° C / 40° F
Monthly Precipitation 0 mm 25.13 mm
News, music and more from the Sunshine hours Pretty much every day!
World's Smallest Sovereign Republic!

The Last Word With The First Lady


Hello all March is here! Soon we can say that spring has arrived, but today Molossia is blanketed
in white as a large storm pushed us back into winter. You know how that American weather
blows right over our borders!

For now, we can sit and plan all the fun things that we aim to do this spring. What road trips will
we take, which flowers will we plant? Our newest canine citizen Woola has just completed all of
her shots and is finally ready to be out in the world with other dogs. We cannot wait to take her
on some walks both inside of Molossia and across the border in the US. Much like us, she loved
to explore! Some of our springtime plans include exploring the newly formed lake in Death Val-
ley, and the biggest event so far this year will be a big family quest to Florida. Our son Bryce will
marry his long time partner Jazzy and she will become a Molossian citizen! Hooray!

Whether it’s big events or small side quests around your home, springtime is a time for new beginnings. If you can’t get out of the house
today, what can you do inside? Maybe some spring cleaning? We all have that little pile that’s been looking at us.. Let’s start fresh this
spring and see what fun comes our way!

Thank you all and until next time, be the fun you want to see in the world! ~Adrianne

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