Hello, everyone! This is the LONGEST TEXT EVER!

I was inspired by the various

other "longest texts ever" on the internet, and I wanted to make my own. So here
it is! This is going to be a WORLD RECORD! This is actually my third attempt at
doing this. The first time, I didn't save it. The second time, the Neocities editor
crashed. Now I'm writing this in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor
instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks that
my past two attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the
longest, but still pretty long. I hope this one won't get lost somehow. Anyways,
let's talk about WAFFLES! I like waffles. Waffles are cool. Waffles is a funny word.
There's a Teen Titans Go episode called "Waffles" where the word "Waffles" is
said a hundred-something times. It's pretty annoying. There's also a Teen Titans
Go episode about Pig Latin. Don't know what Pig Latin is? It's a language where
you take all the consonants before the first vowel, move them to the end, and add
'-ay' to the end. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add '-way' to the end. For
example, "Waffles" becomes "Afflesway". I've been speaking Pig Latin fluently
since the fourth grade, so it surprised me when I saw the episode for the first
time. I speak Pig Latin with my sister sometimes. It's pretty fun. I like speaking it
in public so that everyone around us gets confused. That's never actually
happened before, but if it ever does, 'twill be pretty funny. By the way, "'twill" is a
word I invented recently, and it's a contraction of "it will". I really hope it gains
popularity in the near future, because "'twill" is WAY more fun than saying "it'll".
"It'll" is too boring. Nobody likes boring. This is nowhere near being the longest
text ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing this a decade later, who
knows? But right now, it's not very long. But I'll just keep writing until it is the
longest! Have you ever heard the song "Dau Dau" by Awesome Scampis? It's an
amazing song. Look it up on YouTube! I play that song all the time around my
sister! It drives her crazy, and I love it. Another way I like driving my sister crazy
is by speaking my own made up language to her. She hates the languages I make!
The only language that we both speak besides English is Pig Latin. I think you
already knew that. Whatever. I think I'm gonna go for now. Bye! Hi, I'm back now.
I'm gonna contribute more to this soon-to-be giant wall of text. I just realised I
have a giant stuffed frog on my bed. I forgot his name. I'm pretty sure it was
something stupid though. I think it was "FROG" in Morse Code or something.
Morse Code is cool. I know a bit of it, but I'm not very good at it. I'm also not very
good at French. I barely know anything in French, and my pronunciation probably
sucks. But I'm learning it, at least. I'm also learning Esperanto. It's this language
that was made up by some guy a long time ago to be the "universal language". A
lot of people speak it. I am such a language nerd. Half of this text is probably
gonna be about languages. But hey, as long as it's long! Ha, get it? As LONG as
it's LONG? I'm so funny, right? No, I'm not. I should probably get some sleep.
Goodnight! Hello, I'm back again. I basically have only two interests nowadays:
languages and furries. What? Oh, sorry, I thought you knew I was a furry. Haha,
oops. Anyway, yeah, I'm a furry, but since I'm a young furry, I can't really do as
much as I would like to do in the fandom. When I'm older, I would like to have a
fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now I can only dream of that.
Sorry you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I'm honestly very
desperate for this to be the longest text ever. Last night I was watching nothing
but fursuit unboxings. I think I need help. This one time, me and my mom were
going to go to a furry Christmas party, but we didn't end up going because of the
fact that there was alcohol on the premises, and that she didn't wanna have to be
a mom dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those reasons were
understandable. Okay, hopefully I won't have to talk about furries anymore. I don't
care if you're a furry reading this right now, I just don't wanna have to torture
everyone else. I will no longer say the F word throughout the rest of this entire
text. Of course, by the F word, I mean the one that I just used six times, not the
one that you're probably thinking of which I have not used throughout this entire
text. I just realised that next year will be 2020. That's crazy! It just feels so
futuristic! It's also crazy that the 2010s decade is almost over. That decade
brought be a lot of memories. In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. It'll
be sad to see it go. I'm gonna work on a series of video lessons for Toki Pona. I'll
expain what Toki Pona is after I come back. Bye! I'm back now, and I decided not
to do it on Toki Pona, since many other people have done Toki Pona video lessons
already. I decided to do it on Viesa, my English code. Now, I shall explain what
Toki Pona is. Toki Pona is a minimalist constructed language that has only ~120
words! That means you can learn it very quickly. I reccomend you learn it! It's
pretty fun and easy! Anyway, yeah, I might finish my video about Viesa later. But
for now, I'm gonna add more to this giant wall of text, because I want it to be the
longest! It would be pretty cool to have a world record for the longest text ever.
Not sure how famous I'll get from it, but it'll be cool nonetheless. Nonetheless.
That's an interesting word. It's a combination of three entire words. That's pretty
neat. Also, remember when I said that I said the F word six times throughout this
text? I actually messed up there. I actually said it ten times (including the plural
form). I'm such a liar! I struggled to spell the word "liar" there. I tried spelling it
"lyer", then "lier". Then I remembered that it's "liar". At least I'm better at spelling
than my sister. She's younger than me, so I guess it's understandable.
"Understandable" is a pretty long word. Hey, I wonder what the most common
word I've used so far in this text is. I checked, and appearantly it's "I", with 59
uses! The word "I" makes up 5% of the words this text! I would've thought "the"
would be the most common, but "the" is only the second most used word, with 43
uses. "It" is the third most common, followed by "a" and "to". Congrats to those
five words! If you're wondering what the least common word is, well, it's actually
a tie between a bunch of words that are only used once, and I don't wanna have
to list them all here. Remember when I talked about waffles near the beginning of
this text? Well, I just put some waffles in the toaster, and I got reminded of the
very beginnings of this longest text ever. Okay, that was literally yesterday, but I
don't care. You can't see me right now, but I'm typing with my nose! Okay, I was
not able to type the exclamation point with just my nose. I had to use my finger.
But still, I typed all of that sentence with my nose! I'm not typing with my nose
right now, because it takes too long, and I wanna get this text as long as possible
quickly. I'm gonna take a break for now! Bye! Hi, I'm back again. My sister is
beside me, watching me write in this endless wall of text. My sister has a new
thing where she just says the word "poop" nonstop. I don't really like it. She also
eats her own boogers. I'm not joking. She's gross like that. Also, remember when I
said I put waffles in the toaster? Well, I forgot about those and I only ate them
just now. Now my sister is just saying random numbers. Now she's saying that
they're not random, they're the numbers being displayed on the microwave. Still, I
don't know why she's doing that. Now she's making annoying clicking noises.
Now she's saying that she's gonna watch Friends on three different devices.
Why!?!?! Hi its me their sister. I'd like to say that all of that is not true.
[REDACTED] wants to make their own video but i wont let them because i need
my phone for my alarm.POOP POOP POOP POOP LOL IM FUNNY.
kjnbhhisdnhidfhdfhjsdjksdnjhdfhdfghdfghdfbhdfbcbhnidjsduhchyduhyduhdhcduhdu
hdcdhcdhjdnjdnhjsdjxnj Hey, I'm back. Sorry about my sister. I had to seize
control of the LTE from her because she was doing keymash. Keymash is just
effortless. She just went back to school. She comes home from school for her
lunch break. I think I'm gonna go again. Bye! Hello, I'm back. Let's compare LTE's.
This one is only 8593 characters long so far. Kenneth Iman's LTE is 21425
characters long. The Flaming-Chicken LTE (the original) is a whopping 203941
characters long! I think I'll be able to surpass Kenneth Iman's not long from now.
But my goal is to surpass the Flaming-Chicken LTE. Actually, I just figured out
that there's an LTE longer than the Flaming-Chicken LTE. It's Hermnerps LTE,
which is only slightly longer than the Flaming-Chicken LTE, at 230634 characters.
My goal is to surpass THAT. Then I'll be the world record holder, I think. But I'll
still be writing this even after I achieve the world record, of course. One time, I
printed an entire copy of the Bee Movie script for no reason. I heard someone else
say they had three copies of the Bee Movie script in their backpack, and I got
inspired. But I only made one copy because I didn't want to waste THAT much
paper. I still wasted quite a bit of paper, though. Now I wanna see how this LTE
compares to the Bee Movie script. Okay, I checked, and the Bee Movie script is
50753 characters long. Not as long as some of the LTEs I mentioned, but still
longer than mine and Kenneth Iman's combined. This LTE is getting close to
10000 characters! That means it'll be half the length of Kenneth Iman's LTE.
That's pretty exciting. Also, going back to the topic of the Bee Movie Script, I
tried to write the entire thing out by hand once. But I never finished it, especially
since I'm focusing on this thing now. Maybe I should write this LTE out by hand.
Nah, I don't think I will. Yay, we're at 10000 characters! Let's celebrate by talking
about MUSIC! Music is cool. That concludes our celebratory discussion about
music. Thank you, and have a good rest of your day. Hi, I'm back now, and I got a
book! It's a dictionary for a language called Elefen. It's like Esperanto, but better.
Now I can learn Elefen even without internet! That's pretty cool. I will now write
something in Elefen. See if you can understand it! Here goes: Si tu pote leje esta,
tu es merveliosa! Elefen es un lingua multe fresca! Did you understand that?
Maybe you can't speak Elefen, but you still understood that because of your
knowledge of other languages. Elefen is cool because it's an actual language, not
an English code like Pig Latin or Viesa. Oh, I forgot to mention that my sister is
back from school. She's blasting Rhett and Link songs right now. Have you seen
that picture of Rhett and Link standing with a bunch of *******? Sorry, I almost
said the F word there. That would've broken my rule of not saying the F word. I
wrote something in Elefen, so I will also write something in Toki Pona. See if you
can understand it now! sina sona e toki mi la sina pona mute a! I can speak Toki
Pona fluently, by the way. It's also a pretty cool language. My sister is still playing
annoying songs. It's hindering my focus right now. But it's fiiiiine. Okay, luckily
she's run out of songs to play. At least for now. She's trying to think of another
annoying song to play. Now she's playing a song by Green Day. Not NEARLY as
bad as the other songs she just played. I should go for now. Goodbye! Hello, I'm
back once again. I don't know why I feel obligated to say that every time I come
back. But I'll keep doing it anyway. My sister stopped blasting annoying songs, so
that's good. She's cooking something in the microwave. I'll go check to see what
it is right now. Nevermind, it's already done cooking. Right, I remember! It's mac
and cheese! Now she just started singing "I have a tongue, you don't, because I
cut it off yesterday". I don't know what goes on in her mind when she does stuff
like that. I've been messing around with my Elefen dictionary for a while, looking
up whatever random words I can think of. By the way, the whole reason I'm doing
this longest text ever is because of pointlesssites.com. That's how I found the
Flaming-Chicken LTE, which inspired me to start writing this LTE. So thanks,
pointlesssites.com! I check that website every day to see what new pointless
websites they add. You know, I could double every letter I type so that this text
would be twice as long as it normally would be. But nah, that's kinda cheating. So
I won't. Also, SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE! There, I did my part. Not that anyone
will read this, but still. 'Twould be nice if you subscribed to PewDiePie. That's
another word I invented. Actually, I looked it up, and I didn't invent it. Someone
came up with it before I did. That's pretty sad. Also, LEARN VIESA TODAY! IT
WILL CURE YOUR DEPRESSION! Seriously though, learn Viesa. It won't actually
cure your depression, but I'm desperate for speakers. I only have one other
person to speak it with. I should go now. Goodbye. Hi, I’m back. I just came up
with an idea: SIMPLIFIED ENGL I'd hate to be aware of someone reading this
entire thing... like, if I had to sit and watch a family member or something read
this entire text, I would cringe so hard. I would not want that to happen. I am
currently pasting the entirety of the FlamingChicken LTE onto a page on
OurWorldOfText. The frustrating thing about pasting stuff there is that it pastes
one letter at a time, so it takes forever to paste long text. And when the tab isn't
open, I'm pretty sure it just stops pasting, so you have to keep the tab open if you
want it to continue. Why am I even doing this? No idea. I might not even paste the
whole thing. I probably won't. Hey, I just had a thought. What if, in the future,
students are reading this for a class assignment? What if this LTE becomes part
of the school curriculum? If so, hi future student! I hope you're enjoying reading
my CRINGE. What is my life coming to? That's enough writing for now. Goodbye.
Hey again. Might as well continue writing in here for a bit. Hey, have you ever
heard of 3D Movie Maker? It's a program from the 90s (that still works on modern
computers) where you can make 3D animated movies. It's pretty cool. I've made a
few movies with it myself, and many other people use it to make interesting stuff.
In case you want to try it for yourself, I'm sure if you google "3dmm download" or
something like that, it will take you somewhere where you can download the
program. It's kinda aimed at younger children, but hopefully that doesn't stop you
from making absolute masterpieces with this program. I have a keyboard in my
room (the musical kind, not the one you type words on), and I don't really know
how to play it properly, but I do it anyways. I can play a few songs on the piano
(albeit with weird fingering because like I just said, I have no idea what I'm
doing), including HOME - Resonance and PilotRedSun - Bodybuilder. You might not
know one or both of those songs. If you don't know one of them, why not google
it? You will have discovered some new music, and it will all be because of me.
Why are you reading this, anyways? How did you even find it? Were you like me,
and you were browsing pointlesssites.com, eventually finding the FlamingChicken
LTE and going down a rabbit hole of discovering random LTEs? Literally the only
reason I'm writing this right now is because that happened. I just discovered a
new LTE: the RainbowFluffySheep LTE. I'm gonna see how many characters long
it is. 75,957 characters. Pretty long, but not as long as the top two LTEs
(FlamingChicken and Hermnerps, both with around 200,000 characters). I wanna
write as much as possible into this text today. I'm gonna see how much LTE-
writing I can do in one day. Hopefully it's a lot, because I wanna hold a world
record! Imagine having a world record. Well, would it really be a world record?
Because I don't know of any world record books that have "Longest Text Ever" as
a record. Oh well, I just hope this LTE passes exactly 230,634 characters. That's
all my goal is. I'm not even a tenth of the way there yet, but give it a month and
I'm sure I'll get there. Hey, remember last time I said it would only take a month?
That was four months ago. I should just stop promising things all together at this
point. Forget I said anything about that. Did you know my sister has an LTE?
That's right! It's not very long, though, and you can't read it because it's on her
phone. She made it while bored at the library. That library was where I used to
have web design classes. Those were fun, but I don't do them anymore. Now all I
do it sit at home and write stuff in here. Well, I'm exaggerating. I go to the
convenience store with my sister sometimes. But that's pretty much it outside of
being bored on a computer. I should be a less boring human being. One day, I
should translate this entire LTE into Viesa. That would be a big waste of time,
even bigger than writing the LTE itself. But I could still do it. I don't think I ever
will. This text is simply too long, and it'll be even longer than that by the time I
pass 230,634 characters. By the way, if you think I'm gonna stop writing this once
I pass 230,634 characters, you're wrong! Because I'll keep writing this even after
I pass that point. It'll feel nice to be way ahead the record. My sister's alarm clock
has been going off for half an hour and I haven't turned it off. Why? Because
LAZYNESS! Actually, I really should turn it off now. There, I turned it off. First
when I tried to turn it off, it started playing the radio. Then I tried again, and it
turned off completely. Then I hurt myself on the door while walking out. So that
was quite the adventure. I'm gonna go sleep now. Goodnight! Hey, I'm back again.
My computer BSOD'd while writing this, so I have to start this section over again.
That's why you save your work, kids! Before I had to start over again, I was
talking about languages. Yes, I decided to bring that topic back after a while. But
I no longer want to talk about it. Why? Because it'll probably bore you to death.
That is assuming you're reading this at all. Who knows, maybe absolutely zero
people will read this within the span of the universe's existence. But I doubt that.
There's gotta be someone who'll find this text and dedicate their time to reading
it, even if it takes thousands of years for that to happen. What will happen to this
LTE in a thousand years? Will the entire internet dissapear within that time? In
that case, will this text dissapear with it? Or will it, along with the rest of what
used to be the internet, be preserved somewhere? I'm thinking out loud right now.
Well, not really "out loud" because I'm typing this, and you can't technically be
loud through text. THE CLOSEST THING IS TYPING IN ALL CAPS. Imagine if I
typed this entire text like that. That would be painful. I decided to actually save
my work this time, in case of another crash. I already had my two past attempts
at an LTE vanish from existance. I mean, most of this LTE is already stored on
Neocities, so I probably won't need to worry about anything. I think I might
change the LTE page a little. I want the actual text area to be larger. I'm gonna
make it a very basic HTML page with just a header and text. Maybe with some
CSS coloring. I don't know. Screw it, I'm gonna do it. There, now the text area is
larger. It really does show how small this LTE is so far compared to
FlamingChicken or Hermnerps. But at least I made the background a nice Alice
Blue. That's the name of the CSS color I used. It's pretty light. We're getting pretty
close to the 1/10 mark! That's the point where we're one tenth of the way to
making this the longest text ever, meaning all I have to do is write the equivalent
of everything I've already written so far nine more times! Not gonna make any
promises, though. How come every time I try to type "though", it comes out as
"thought"? Why do I always type the extra T? It's so annoying that I have to delete
the T every time. Okay, only mildly annoying. Not as annoying as I previously
described. I apologize for my exaggeration of the annoyance level of me typing
"thought" instead of "though". I just realized that most of the games I play are
games that I've been playing for at least six years. I started playing Garry's Mod in
2013, Minecraft in whatever year version 1.2.3 came out. Now I have to look that
up. March 2, 2012. So I started playing Minecraft approximately during that time.
Wow, seven years ago! Coincidentally, I was also seven years old then. I
remember the days of 2012-13. That was when I still played Roblox and made
terrible YouTube videos. I was called "Infinite Budgets" back then. I also
remember the days of 2016. A lot of people thought that was a terrible year, but
for me personally, it brings me a lot of nostalgia because I talked a lot with my
online friend at the time, and I did livestreams on YouTube and stuff. It was fun.
2016 was also when I got the phone that I still have to this day. Yup, my phone is
three years old. My life was completely different when I got this phone: I was 11
years old, my YouTube channel actually had activity, and I wasn’t writing this
text. I’m currently writing this in the car. We are on out way to the dollar store.
And since I’m writing this on my phone, I’m making a lot more typos than usual.
Some of them might make it through, so be prepared for that. Anyways, we
appear to be getting close to the dollar store. I have a gift card for that place. I
think so anyways, it might be for a different store... Yup, this dollar store is
different. Oh well. My sister has an obsession with sponges. I’m sure she’s gonna
find the sponges and go crazy over them. Why does she like sponges so much? No
idea. She just found a bag of tiny baby dolls, and she wants to put them in ice
cubes and call it “Ice Ice Baby”. She is truly a strange human being. My sister
also has an obsession with stuffies. She has such an addiction, that she’s banned
from them. Now she found the wigs and she’s considering buying one. She’s been
looking at them for quite a while now. We’re out of the dollar store, and now we’re
going to the computer store. I have no idea why we’re here. I guess we just are.
Now we’re going home. Welp, that was a fun adventure. Stay tuned for more fun
adventures as you read through this LTE. I should go now. Bye! Hello again. I
made a private world on OurWorldOfText for my sister and I, but she doesn't want
to join it. She doesn't think it'll be fun. Now I'm just editing it alone. How sad. But
oh well. Now I’m here adding more to this text. I once made a Discord server
specifically for a language called “Bo”, where the only word is “bo”. I made it
almost four months ago, and somehow, it’s still going. People are still spamming
nothing but “bo” there. It’s great. I also once made a server where you’re not
allowed to use any vowels. It was a very strange server. I deleted it after some
time though, so all that insanity is no more. I also used to own a Pig Latin server,
but it got inactive so I deleted that too. We had some good memories in that
server though. Now there’s a new Pig Latin server, but it’s not owned by me.
Dang, my YouTube channel has been dead for so long. I haven’t posted a video in
a year. I want to revive it, but I don’t know what to post there. I’ll figure it out. I
doubt my channel will ever go back to it’s 2016 legacy, but I’m sure I’ll post
something eventually. Random fact of the day: there are thirty-nine question
marks so far in this text. Am I about to make it forty? Yes, I just did. Now the fact
I initially stated is no longer true. Or is it? Because I said “so far” in the fact, that
implies that we’re talking about the moment that fact was said, disregarding any
future events. Now I’m pretty sure that fact is still technically true. Welp, I guess I
should just accept that I’m editing that world of text alone for the rest of my life. I
originally put a bunch of complaining in there, but I deleted it all. The thing is,
now that world will never be same without all of that complaining about my sister
not being here. But that’s fine. Hey, I just had a cool realization. Basically, there’s
this conlang (constructed language, for those not in the know) server where we
have a Sentence of the Week activity. In this activity, someone posts a text with
a maximum of nine sentences, then people translate it into their own conlangs.
My realization is this: if we take nine sentences from this LTE every week, there
would be a whole year of sentences for people to translate. There are
approximantly 523 sentences in this LTE. Divide that by 9 sentences each week,
and you get 58 weeks worth of sentences, which is approximantly the number of
weeks in a year. Quick maths. I actually suck at math, but that’s besides the
point. I should go now. Goodbye! Hello, I’m back again. I really need to come up
with different hello and goodbye messages, because I’ve already said “Hello, I’m
back again” once before. Same with the “I should go now. Goodbye!” I said at the
end of the previous section. I was going to explain what a “section” is, but I’m
terrible at explaining things, so I’m not going to anymore. I guess you’ll just have
to figure it out yourself. It’s probably not very hard to figure out, anyways. I guess
I can just say that a section starts with me saying hello, and ends with me saying
goodbye. That should be enough explaination, now that I think about it. Hey, do
you ever feel like you never have any idea what you’re talking about? That’s my
entire life. I just summarized it all in one sentence. On an unrelated note, I feel
like half this LTE is just me talking about the LTE itself. I mean, press CTRL+F on
this webpage, then type “LTE”. Look at all the times I use it in this text! Not
counting the ‘lte’ in the word ‘multe’, of course. Dang, now the search results will
include that, too. Anyways, half of this text is just me talking about how I’m trying
to get this text to be the longest. Well, the longest LTE, anyways. I still have a
long way to go. I’m only 12.7% of the way there. I mean, minus the four month
gap, my estimation is that I’ve only been writing this for not even two weeks. So it
makes sense that this LTE isn’t very long yet. Whenever I look at this webpage, it
looks long at first glance, but the longer I look at it, the more I realize how short it
actually is. It’s something that I can’t explain. For real this time. I just realized
that none of this is helping the fact that half this LTE is about the LTE itself. I
should bring up a new topic, but I don’t feel comfortable talking about much else.
Why? Because, like I said, I never have any idea what I’m talking about. Most of
this LTE is just me talking about LTEs or languages. Sometimes furries, but I don’t
wanna go back into that territory at this point. But it doesn’t matter, because I’m
still gonna write this LTE for as long as possible, even if it means talking about
the same things half the time. Also, LEARN VIESA! Haven’t said that in a while, so
I might as well bring it back. The documentation for Viesa is on this very website,
so go ahead and read it! You might need to know some linguistic knowledge to
understand it, though. In fact, you probably won’t understand most of it unless
you know some amount about lingusitics, so you have been warned. If Viesa is
too much for you, Pig Latin will probably be better for you. If it's so easy that kids
can learn it, you can too! It's a language you can learn in probably five minutes, so
why not give it a try? You may also enjoy Ubbi Dubbi, where you place 'ub' before
every vowel sound. It's also a very easy language to learn, although not quite as
popular. The thing is, none of these are even real languages. They're just codes,
and very simple codes at that. You could probably crask Pig Latin or Ubbi Dubbi
rather easily. Viesa too, actually. But I still enjoy them occasionally, even if Pig
Latin and Ubbi Dubbi are inefficient and easy to crack, and Viesa is easy to crack
yet unneccesarily difficult. I do make real languages, but I never put in the effort
to learn them to fluency. At least I make them at all. Here’s a fun game: I will
open up a random page from a book, and tell you the first word I see. English.
That’s the word. Stay tuned for more fun games as you read through this LTE.
We’re back, and we’re gonna play the same game as before. Ready? Subject. Now
we’re gonna do it again. Reading. And again. Itself. Constituent. Grammar.
Colloquial. Black. Outline. Add. About four of those words were language related.
You’ll never guess why! (Spoiler alert: it’s a conlanging book). I’m running out of
ideas now. I’m just gonna generate a random word and try to talk about it. Forbid.
That’s the opposite of “allow”, I’m pretty sure. I don’t really know what else to
say. Well, I guess I failed at generating a topic I could talk about. You know
what's weird? My favorite word hasn't been used once in this entire text. I'm
about to change that forever. Epic. Yup, my favorite word is "epic". I use it on a
regular basis. I say "That's epic" all the time. It's a word I can't live without. Hey,
I've now written more of this text after the 4 month gap than before it! Just
thought I'd share that fact. Also, I'm gonna try and write as much as possible in
this LTE today. I've already written more today than the day I first said I was
gonna write as much as possible, so that's a good sign. The thing is, I don't know
what to write about. I need to write about something, otherwise I won't write at
all and I won't accomplish my goal. Wait, what goal should I set? How many
characters should I write today? I'm gonna try and get 10,000 characters. I've
already written almost 5,000 today, so from here I just have to write the
equivellant of everything I've already written today. I'm just gonna try it and see if
I make it. Maybe sometime in the future I'll do a bigger goal, like 15,000 or even
20,000 in one day. Actually, I don't know if 20,000 would even be possible for me.
It might be, but it sounds like somewhat of a stretch for me to write that much in
a single day. We'll see how long 10,000 takes, though. I'm already doing a bad job
at this. I haven't typed anything here in several minutes. I need a topic. Um,
Vabungula, I guess? Basically, it's a conlang created by Bill Price in 1965. It
amazes me how one can work on a single conlang for that long. Most of the
conlangs I start making die after 15 minutes. Anyways, I really like it because...
um, I don't know, actually. There's not really anything about it that's super
interesting (other than how long it's existed), it's just his personal conlang. Maybe
it's the amount of development that went into it. It has over 5,000 dictionary
entries and several texts written in the language. I'm sure most people reading
this don't care about my language related talk, but I gotta make this long. I'm
desperate to reach my 10,000 character goal. I've got 4,000 to go. I just found a
website that generates random art from a seed. I just put this entire text as the
seed, and it generated something quite nice. I would put the picture here, but I
want this LTE to be nothing but text, so I won't do that. I've been playing with this
for a while now. Many of the seeds produce boring pictures, but some of them are
nice. For example, I just used "e" as the seed and it produced a nice looking
picture. "a" looks nice too, arguably nicer. I've been using nothing but the word
"nice" to describe these pictures. Maybe it's time to get a bigger vocabulary? "b"
looks, um, good? I don't have the right vocabulary for this. I also don't feel like
doing every single letter, because the pictures take some time to generate. But if
you want to do it for yourself, just go to random-art.org and try it out! By the way,
this is another website I found through pointlesssites.com. You know, the same
website that lead me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which lead me to begin writing
this whole thing. But what made me discover pointlesssites.com? Vsauce
mentioned it. But what made me discover Vsauce? YouTube Reccomendations,
probably. But what made me discover YouTube? As far as I remember, my dad
showed it to me when I was 6. So I would like to thank my dad for being the
reason I started writing this. He's the one who showed me YouTube, which
reccomended me Vsauce, which mentioned pointlesssites.com, which brought me
to the FlamingChicken LTE, which inspired me to start my own LTE. If he had
never shown me YouTube, I wouldn't be here writing this text, and you wouldn't
be reading it. Well, that's probably not true, because I probably would have
discovered YouTube by other means, thus leading me to Vsauce, leading me to
Vsauce, leading me to pointlesssites.com, leading me to the FlamingChicken LTE,
leading me to... okay, I really need to stop now. I've gone too far. But you know
what I haven't gone too far with? This LTE. I don't think I even can go too far with
writing this text. Unless this text gets so long that it surpasses the 1GB storage
limit of Neocities. In which case, I'll need to upgrade to Supporter in order to get
a 50GB storage limit. But what if the text gets so long that is surpasses that? I
don't think I'll ever make it there. I mean, 50GB is about 50 trillion characters. So
I think we're good. I still need to get to 10,000 by the end of today. I've got 1,500
to go. Currently watching a livestream. It's reminding me of when I used to
livestream back in 2016. I still kinda miss those days. But at the same time, I was
quite awkward and had zero social skills, so I'm not sure if I'd want to go back. At
this point, everything I've written today is longer than what can fit on the screen
at once. At least on my computer screen. It probably changes with different
screen resolutions and devices. But anyways, it's pretty unusual for that much of
the LTE to be written in a single day. I don't want to pressure myself into writing
this much every day, though. Last time I forced myself to complete a certain
amount of something every day, it was overwhelming and I ended up losing
motivation, thus letting down all my fans who were anticipating the August 30th,
2016 release date. Okay, the amount of eager fans was probably a number you
could count on one hand, but still. By the way, if you're wondering what this
"something" was, it was GoAnimated Garbage: The Movie, which was supposed to
be an hour long episode of a series I made to make fun of random GoAnimate
videos. In case you're not the type of person who knows what GoAnimate is... hoo
boy. Basically, it's a drag-and-drop animation website infamous for the "grounded
videos" that people made with it, among other types of videos. It's this whole
community that I neither can explain nor want to explain. But I had somewhat of
an association with that community back in the day. On my YouTube channel, I
used to make a genre of GoAnimate video known as the "OS video". Typically an
OS video is where some sort of hated character within the GoAnimate community
forcefully installs their operating system onto a user's computer, and the user has
to deal with this OS until they eventually find a way to "destroy" it. I made five of
these videos. In chronological order: Caillou OS, Boots OS, Franklin OS, Little Bill
OS, and Crap OS X. Caillou OS is the most viewed video on my main channel,
which is unsurprising since Caillou is pretty much THE character associated with
the GoAnimate community. When I made that video, it was a big transition for my
channel. The channel's name was changed from Infinite Budgets, which had been
my name since 2013 when I made crappy Roblox videos, to Allisima. All of my old
videos were deleted, with the exception of my "Barney Errors", which was yet
another genre of GoAnimate video. Basically, a Barney error is when a user's
computer/console/whatever session is interrupted by a "Barney Error", a message
informing the user that Barney has been killed, and the device must not be turned
off because it's an "important message". There's also a bomb that's placed in
Barney's "lair", the timer for which is displayed in the error. The user gets some
amount of "chances", and every time the device is turned off, the user looses a
chance and the time until the bomb explodes decreases. Eventually, the user
turns off the computer enough times that there are no more chances left, the
bomb explodes, and some sort of punishment happens. These punishments can
range from having to downgrade your operating system, to having your computer
destroyed, and in extreme cases, even to death. I once made a whole channel for
Barney Errors, where I made about twenty of them before quitting. After that, I
eventually quit GoAnimate all together, but I still made Crap OS X, an OS video
made with Powerpoint. I also made an interactive OS parody called Windows Poop
Editon, again with Powerpoint. Before that, I also made one called "Atch OS"
using my old Windows XP netbook. I just checked to see if my old Weebly website
still exists, since there's an Atch OS download on there and I wanted to see if it
dissapeared from existence or not. Appearantly it does! I'm getting so much
nostalgia from this website. It's like a window into 2016, when I had fun making
these videos on a regular basis. I'm way past my 10,000 character goal now. I'm
kinda glad I set this goal, but again, I'm not gonna force myself to do it everyday. I
think I'm gonna stop writing for today. Bye! Hey, I'm back. Yes, that hello wasn't
original either, since I already said it once. Specifically, after my sister seized the
LTE and started spamming. You remember that, right? I hope you read through
this whole thing instead of just picking a random part (which just happened to be
this part) and reading only a tiny bit. Nah, I'm just kidding. Read this text however
you want to, it doesn't matter if you read this entire text from start to finish or
not. I mean, I did put some cringy stuff in here, as I keep mentioning. But it's on
the Internet, and since recently, on my homepage, so I know people are gonna
read it. Really the only reason I'm making this is because I have a weird
obsession for writing giant walls of text. Guess what? I just added translations of
this LTE into various conlangs on my website! But they're all very incomplete, and
I probably won't finish them ever... I mean, if I'm gonna finish any of them, 'twill
probably be the Viesa translation since it's the easiest to do. Hey, 'twill's back! I
remember the very beginnings of this LTE, when I first mentioned 'twill. That was
40,000 characters ago. Appearantly I'm measuring time with characters now. Hey,
what's the average amount of text I write per day in this LTE? The four month gap
probably significantly drops that amount. Let's see! The trouble is finding out
when I started writing this LTE, because I don't know the exact date. I'm just
gonna estimate that it was March 12, based on the amount of times I said
goodnight before I said "Happy Pi Day". It's not a very accurate measurement,
though, because sometimes I stop writing for the day without saying goodnight.
But anyways, from March 12 to today, July 16, is 127 days. As of that previous
sentence, there are 42,549 characters in this LTE. 42,549 characters divided by
127 days equals about 335 characters per day. That's not very much at all. To get
an idea of how short that is, the first 335 characters of this LTE consist of about
64 words and 8 sentences. As I predicted, the four months of no activity had a big
impact on this number. But what if we ignore the 4 month gap, which was from
March 15 to July 9, I've only been working on this LTE for ten days. 42,549
characters divided by 10 days is about 4254 characters. That's much better. It
might be that big because of the 12,600 characters I wrote yesterday. I said I
wouldn't do it every day, but honestly, I'm feeling like doing a goal again today. I
think I might even go a bit higher than yesterday. Let's do 15,000 characters! I
have zero life outside of this LTE, anyways, so I think I'll make it. As long as I
keep typing about random stuff for the entire day, I'll probably get past 15,000
easily. I think I'm insane. Literally all I do anymore is write this LTE. My mom is
almost certainly concered for me, because I was in my room pretty much all of
yesterday and my sister told her about how I'm trying to write the longest text
ever. But enough about my descent into insanity for now. Let's get this LTE to
over 55,000 characters today! This is probably the most meta LTE in existence.
Like I've said, I talk about the LTE itself as much, if not more than anything else.
By the way, if I were to write as much as I did yesterday every day, I would reach
my goal in just 15 days. Now I'm tempted to do that, even though I said I wouldn't
set a goal like that every day. I think I might end up doing it subconciously. I
kinda wanna convince some other people I know online to start their own LTE.
Wouldn't it be fun if we all had our own LTEs? They would probably all die within a
day, but at least I wouldn't be the only one writing an LTE in 2019... The most
recently updated LTE I've seen is the RainbowFluffySheep LTE, which I believe
was last updated in late 2018. That wasn't really that long ago, but still, I don't
think it's being updated anymore. Now let's do an LTE Timeline! The original
FlamingChickens LTE was probably started sometime in 2004, and Hermnerps
was started the same year. The FlamingChickens LTE stopped in 2005, while the
Hermnerps LTE actually lived on until 2009, although edits after the end of 2004
were rather sparce. The Kenneth Iman LTE was started in 2013 and was last
updated in 2015. The RainbowFluffySheep LTE both started and was last updated
in March 2018. And of course, the WhileTrue LTE was started in March 2019 and
is still being updated today. Wow, 15 years of LTEs! I think my LTE is the only one
still being updated. It would be nice if someone else was writing their own LTE
along with me. But 'twill be hard to convince other people to waste their lives
writing a useless wall of text. You never know, maybe an LTE that stopped being
edited years ago will come back from the dead. That seems kind of unlikely
though. Very strange fact incoming. A certain word has not been used since the
very beginning of this text. Ready to learn what it is? I shouldn't tell you, actually.
Of course, that would ruin it. Unless you want me to ruin a really cool fact. Surely
you wouldn't want that to happen. Okay, I'll just tell you, because I'm probably
gonna end up using it again someday or another. The word is "various". If you
search for "various" in this LTE, you'll only find it at the very beginning as well as
here. And I was gonna keep this a secret, but just now I did this thing where if you
take the first letter of each sentence, it spells out "VARIOUS". Kinda clever... I
guess? Anyways, for those who are insane enough to be reading this entire thing
from the start: Wow, you have quite the dedication. My LTE isn't even the longest
yet, but perhaps in the future, when it is the longest, people will be challenging
themselves to read the entire thing. And maybe you're one of them! Perhaps
you're reading this long after I've passed my goal, in which case you still have
quite a bit to go. So I wish you luck on your Longest Text Ever reading adventure!
I've been talking about LTEs all day. For the past 6,000 characters, in fact. I need
to find something different to talk about. But first, I just had an idea pertaining
LTEs. I should compare this LTE to the longest joke in the world! The longest joke
in the world is 56,554 characters long, which is about how long I'm trying to get
this LTE by the end of today. So if I reach my goal today, this text will be longer
than the longest joke in the world! That's pretty cool. I would also be a quarter of
the way to my goal. But let's get back to finding something different to talk about.
I can't think of anything. My sister is singing a song about wanting Subway. I will
never understand her. What goes through her brain that makes her decide "Yeah, I
think it would be a good idea to sing about how I really want Subway"? I don't get
how her brain works. She also likes eating paper. I asked her and appearantly she
was perfectly okay with me writing that in here. She probably thinks nobody's
ever gonna read this. But she's gonna be wrong! Eventually. Now she's asking me
to write about how she likes yogurt. "Because I didn't used to", she says. She's
eating mango yogurt, and she has water in a Gatorade bottle. Now I'm asking her
what else I should put in this text. She says I should write about how there's wild
sage where we live. Now she's having hot chocolate. She didn't ask me to write
that, but I told her I was going to write it and she said okay. My sister might start
her own Longest Text Ever, again. She says it will have only one word repeated
throughout the entire text. But I told her that it defeats the purpose of an LTE. In
the original FlamingChickens LTE, one of the very first things that is written is "I
will just type, and type, and never, ever use copy and paste". Okay, I just made a
webpage for her LTE (it's gonna be an actual LTE this time). Stay tuned for "The
Best Longest Text Ever", as she calls it. I think it should have just been called
"KKs Longest Text Ever" or something, but whatever. She types really slow, but I
hope her LTE will be successful nonetheless. Warning: if you do go and read her
LTE, she spoils Spiderman: Far From Home at the very beginning, so be careful
about that. In fact, she's basically typing the entire plot of the movie. Well, that's
one way to increase your LTE's length, I guess. My sister is listening to her
terrible songs instead of writing her LTE. Well, she has her LTE page open, but
she's not writing anything and is singing instead. Actually, she's writing stuff now,
so ignore everything I said previously. She's still writing the entire plot. Her LTE is
now 2,000 characters, which isn't very long, but she's only been working on it for
an hour. Plus she's a slow typer. She types everything with one hand. It might
take a while for her LTE to get to this level. But assuming she keeps writing it and
doesn't forget about it after today, it'll get pretty long eventually. I still need to
write 7,000 characters today. My sister is watching a cringy video made by our
old elementary school. They became a French immersion school after I left. She
found one of the videos I was in... oh god, I can't stand to look at that video. It
hurts me to think about those days. My sister's LTE webpage has text now! Maybe
I should create a page linking to all the LTEs I know about. I think I'll do that.
Boom, it is done. I think I'm gonna also put a link to it on this page. There, that's
done as well. Guys, I'm not sure if I'm gonna make it to 15,000. I still have 5,000
characters to go (I was completely off earlier, I don't have 7,000 left to go), and
there's not much left of the day. In retrospect, it was probably a bad idea to make
a goal for the day in the first place. After all, LTE writing is supposed to be fun!
Sort of. There's zero need to make unneccesary deadlines. I think it just reduces
the fun, as well as the part of my life that isn't just writing huge walls of text.
From here on out, I declare character-per-day goals abolished. I will no longer
make attempts to write a certain amount in a single day. I should have listened to
my past self, who said not to do goals every day. But I didn't, and now I regret it.
But anyways, here's a fun fact about this LTE: excluding my upcoming usage, the
pronoun "he" is only used twice in this LTE, and they both refer to my dad. On the
other hand, the pronoun "she" is used forty times! Almost all of these refer to my
sister. Only one refers to my mom. I guess I just really like talking about the weird
stuff my sister does. But not as much as being meta and talking about my own
LTE. Here's another fun fact: "LTE" is the fourteenth most common word in this
text! That's insane. It's more common than words you'd expect to be common,
like "you", "I'm", "for", "be", "about", "was", and so on. I really need to talk about
other things once in a while. But since I have zero creativity, I always resort to
talking about the same topics. From what I've seen, most other LTEs are pretty
diverse, but mine isn't at all. Honestly, this is likely the most boring LTE to read.
But my absolute lack of creativity means it's probably gonna stay that way for a
long time. I'm tired, so I'm gonna go to sleep. Maybe I'll be more creative by
tomorrow. Probably not. Anyways, goodnight. Hey, I'm back, and I don't feel any
more creative. But I did have a dream last night, so I'm gonna talk about that.
Last night, I dreamt that I was in one of our old houses, and I saw that someone
made a video roasting Viesa. They talked about how you shouldn't say "dog" in
Viesa, because appearantly "deeg" is bad or something? I don't know. Then they
said the rule where W becomes V is weird, but I don't remember the reason they
said it. I didn't really care about how they roasted my language. Then I watched a
Minecraft video for whatever reason, and then the dream ended. How do other
LTE writers have so many topics to talk about? All I ever talk about is either LTEs
themselves, or the fact that all I ever talk about is LTEs. There's no diversity. I
very rarely talk about anything else. And when I do, it's usually about languages
and lasts only a few sentences. There, I deleted it. Oh, you don't have any
context. Basically I wrote a bunch of depressing stuff, then I decided to delete it
all. I knew I was going to regret it later, in the same way I regret writing all that
stuff about furries. Not that I think there's anything wrong with being a furry, it's
just that it personally makes me uncomfortable looking back on it. I'm not even
into that stuff as much anymore. I don't watch furry YouTube, and I don't talk
about how much I want a fursuit/go to a convention. That's a part of me that's
slowly disappearing. Okay, I'm gonna stop talking about that, because I literally
just said how I regret talking about it in this text. You know, I've been feeling kind
of down about this LTE lately, because as I just mentioned, all I ever talk about is
this LTE itself, there's no diversity, blah blah blah. It's especially been like that
ever since the four month gap. In fact, I barely talked about LTEs before that gap.
It's like I lost all my creativity after four months. You know what? I'm officially
gonna say this: If, for some reason, you are reading this before you decide you
want to start reading this entire text, READ EVERYTHING FROM "WOW, IT HAS
BEEN A WHILE" TO HERE AT YOUR OWN RISK, BECAUSE YOU WILL LIKELY DIE
OF BOREDOM DUE TO THE MONOTONOUS TOPICS! There, now I'm gonna try and
forget that half this LTE is the same exact boring topic. I will also try to avoid
writing about the same exact boring topic for the rest of this text. Let's celebrate
the End of Monotonous Topics (EMT) by talking about how we (my sister and I)
had lunch and did various other things with our grandpa! So grandpa asked if we
wanted to have lunch and spend an afternoon with him, and we said yes. Then he
picked us up, and we went to a nearby town where we had lunch, went to a
museum which was a house built in 1909 as well as the town's first hospital, and
got ice cream from what is appearently one of the best ice cream places in the
country, according to grandpa. So today was a fun day. I'm gonna go now. Bye!
Hey, I'm back. That's the fifth time I've said that. I need to come up with more
original... nah, whatever. Anyways, I had a dream last night which was basically a
whole movie I don't remember most of. All I remember is playing a keyboard at
the store for some reason, and that the dream ended with a random car horn. Oh,
and there was Minecraft involved in the beginning, which I'm pretty sure is
becoming a recurring theme in my dreams. I don't know why that happened,
because I rarely play Minecraft anymore. Do any of y'all remember the DVD
screensaver meme? That was one of my favorite memes. For those who don't
know what I'm talking about, many DVD players had this screensaver where it
was a DVD logo bouncing around the screen. The big moment that everyone
anticipates is when the logo hits the corner of the screen perfectly, because,
well, it's just so SATISFYING! I used to watch a livestream that was literally just
this screensaver running endlessly. And when it hit the corner, it was a huge
celebration for both me and everyone else watching. I got so excited when the
logo hit the corner. My computer's screensaver is even still a DVD screensaver.
But nowadays when I see it hit the corner, I don't have as much enthusiasm as I
used to. I've just seen it too many times for it to be exciting anymore. Plus, the
meme isn't even a thing anymore. I doubt that livestream is even still running. But
you never know, so I'm gonna check to see if it's still going. Oh wow, it is! That
was the last thing I expected to see in July 2019. But only four people are
watching it, which makes sense. The title now says "DVD Logo Screensaver For 1
Year", even though it hasn't quite been going on for a year. But when it hits that
point, perhaps that's when it will finally end? It should have ended months ago, if
you ask me. Yup, I was right. There's a countdown on the livestream to when it
ends, and it says 181 days, 9 hours, 12 minutes, and 3 seconds. Wow, the corner
hit and wall hit numbers are much bigger now. The most corner hits I'd seen is
around 1400 or so, but now it's at 4776! The wall hits used to be in the hundred-
thousands, now it's at over two and a half million! Hello, I have returned. There, I
came up with something original to say! Anyways, I just combined every single
LTE I know of (including this one) and put it onto one single page on a Wikia wiki
called "No Rules Wiki". That wiki exactly as you would expect from the title. I
found it a while ago, and I thought it was about time I made a contribution, even if
pasting over half a million characters into a single article is breaking some rule...
I've been wanting to make Viesa an actual conlang for so long now. I think it's
long overdue at this point. Hey, I'm back again. These sections are getting shorter
and shorter each day. But oh well. I just discovered how much I like the word
"number". I don't know why, but it's just so fun to say! I think I've liked that word
ever since I was a toddler learning my numbers! I remember thinking it was a fun
word even back then. At that time I had two little electronic toys: one was orange
and for numbers, and one was purple and for letters. I'm pretty sure those were
the colors. I also vaguely remember having a fan that lit up and displayed custom
messages. I haven't seen anything like that since then. All I hear right now is
Baby Shark being blasted upstairs. You know that song, right? I don't know who
doesn't know it at this point. I can't think of a single person I've seen that doesn't
know what that song is. Dang, ever since the EMT I haven't been writing as much
in this text. Looks like LTEs were all I could talk about. Oh well. How many times
have I said "oh well"? Probably a lot. About eight times, in fact. I'm back again. I
went a full day without writing anything into this LTE yesterday! There were a lot
of things happening that day, so I didn't feel like writing. I could've written at
least a little bit, but I didn't. Time for me to use this LTE as my dream journal yet
again! I had a dream where my domain was "exin" (or something like that) instead
of "whiletrue", so that was a thing. I also had a dream where there was this game
that I thought existed in the real world, but it didn't. Dreams do that sometimes. I
don't remember much about the game, but it involved the Simpsons, I guess?
Also, I was in a weird store where they had an... iCarly laptop? And a bunch of gift
cards. That's all I remember. For now, at least. My sister does not like synthwave.
She says "it's repetitive", "the sounds they use don't sound like music", and she
doesn't like how it doesn't have lyrics. First of all, she's hypocritical because she
always listens to the same songs on repeat. And why does it matter that it
doesn't have words? Why does she think every single piece of music in existence
has to have words? YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR OPINIONS THERE! (That was a
reference to a cringy GoAnimator that no one reading this will get, unless you
came to this website from my YouTube channel which you subscribed to during
my OS video days). Anyways, synthwave is objectively the best genre of music. I
remember hearing HOME - Resonance for the first time in a Discord voice chat,
and it was magical. I wish I could listen to that song for the first time again. That
was how I got into synthwave. You know what my favorite color combination is?
Yellow text on a magenta background. Oh, and don't forget the Comic Sans. That
is just pure beauty right there. In fact, it's used in the first frame (well, close
enough) of "history of the entire world, i guess", which makes me love that video
even more. We're at 60,000 characters, 1,000 sentences, and 12,000 words! Weird
how all those counts hit such round numbers in one day, huh? I need to stick to
the EMT, so I should stop talking about that. My sister is attempting to build a
Lego city. Her goal is to have three buildings, since she doesn't have THAT much
Lego. Have you noticed how quickly I've been switching topics in this text? That's
because I can't talk about anything for a long time. That is, unless that thing is
languages or LTEs. I am currently trying to revive a language my sister and I
started making a while back. Sometimes my sister has days when she doesn't
hate languages for some reason, then she ends up starting one. But of course, she
regained her hate and abandoned it. Now I'm the only one working on the
language. By the way, the language is called Lazay, which was the successor to
Zula, the first language we made together which is now deleted. We started
writing the language on paper, but then I started a Google Doc. I'm sure the
papers are still here somewhere. I'm just too lazy to find them. I’m back again. I
haven’t been ending these sections with goodbyes recently. But whatever. We’re
on our way to IKEA to get a dresser for my room. We’re listening to Queens of the
Stone Age right now, and I’m just waiting for “Fortress” to come on. I sing that
song in Viesa, but I make up half of the lyrics. It goes: Ванавар јак фиртрас кува, ма
башег ђара, ја сок. Try and translate that! The song is playing now. I like this song.
We’re back from IKEA now. Actually, we’ve been home for hours now, and we’ve
already built the dresser. My computer crashed (but don’t worry, I started writing
this in Google Docs on my phone), and now Google Chrome won’t open. So I have
to use Microsoft Edge for now. I’m gonna sleep now. Goodnight! Hello, I'm back.
My sister is brushing my back with a hairbrush, and I don't know why. I asked her
what I should write about (because I have zero creativity), and she said I should
write about that. I'm gonna type whatever comes to my head now. Hi, I'm a boring
human being who has zero creativity whatsoever and still happens to be writing
an LTE. Isn't that insane? How could this be? Nobody knows, and nobody will ever
know. It is a strange mystery that has yet to be solved. Hmm, I wonder if I should
go and eat pancakes now? I'm so random right now. In fact, there's an entire
subreddit for that: r/iamsorandom. You should check it out! I mean, you don't
really have to, but it would be nice if you did. I use Reddit a lot, but I only use it
for language-related stuff. Well, I make posts in language-related subreddits, but
the non-language subs that I look at are ones that I don't post anything to,
because I know nothing about literally anything that isn't languages. And heck, I
don't even know much about languages! I only make English codes and call them
"conlangs". Sort of. I usually don't actually call them conlangs, but I use them for
such purposes. I speak Viesa as if it were a real language, but it simply is not.
Why did I make Viesa in the first place? Well, you see, it all started out as a joke
for April Fools' Day. I called it "the new universal language", despite it literally
being a cipher of English. What!? A cipher of English being a universal language?
How silly! What a funny joke, right? Maybe? Somewhat? Anyways, I then made a
SECOND VERSION! DUN DUN DUN! This second version had CLICKY SOUNDS
which, spoiler alert, dissapear in the next version of Viesa. Sad, right? RIP
CLICKS 2018-2018 NEVER FORGET! I also added WACKY GRAMMAR STUFF and
PRONOUNS! WOAH! How crazy! Then I made the next version: VERSION 3.0! This
version added CYRILLIC! (you know, that alphabet the Russians use, as well as
the Serbs, whose version of the Cyrillic alphabet I stole for Viesa. Hehehe!) And
that's the entire history of Viesa, explained in a Zany way! Do you like how I
capitalized "Zany" there? Aren't capital letters so cool? They let you YELL AND
SCREAM AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS! They add EXCITEMENT! And most of all,
they let you capitalize words like This. lowercase letters are also cool. without
them, we'd all be yelling and screaming all the time. That would be pretty tiring,
wouldn't it? I see two water bottles. One is empty, while the other still has some
water in it. The empty one is blue, and the one with the water is pink. I should
also mention that the blue one is mine, while the pink one is my sister's. I got that
water bottle because I lost my other one at school. But GUESS WHAT? I FOUND IT
IN THE LOST AND FOUND! Wow! Now I had two water bottles. How Wacky and
Crazy and Zany and Bizzare and all those adjectives that perfectly describe this
epic moment! Wow, writing your mind is a great way to increase your LTEs length!
Before I was actually THINKING about what I was writing. But now I barely do,
and it's greatly improving my LTE! Except the overuse of capital letters might
throw the reader off guard a little because of how sparingly I've used them in the
past, but oh well. I could fix it, but I don't feel like it. I want to continue writing,
but I need to sleep now. Goodnight! Hi, I'm back again. My computer crashed
AGAIN, and I was ignorant enough to not save my work, so that means I have to
start this part of the text all over again. That's quite unfortunate. But did I
mention that my Google Chrome is working again? That's the good news. It's good
news because Google Chrome has all my logins, websites, and stuff like that.
Hopefully you know what I mean when I say that. Maybe you do, maybe you don't.
I don't even know what I mean right now! I'm probably insane right now.
Especially since I'm writing this right now, as I have been for about 18 days minus
the four month gap... I think. I hope I did that right. As I've said before, I'm bad at
math. My sister just read the entirety of what I've written today for some reason.
My sister just sang "I want your computer to crash again because I'm evil". She IS
evil if she wants my computer to crash. At least I'll have this section saved. In
fact, right now I'm pressing Ctrl+S after every sentence! Including this one. And
this one. Also this one. I think you get the point now. My sister keeps typing into
this LTE without my consent, and I keep having to delete it all. It's pretty
annoying. Hey, flashback to when I said that way at the beginning of this text!
You know, the part where I talk about the Teen Titans Go episode called
"Waffles" where the word "Waffles" is said a hundred-something times. You know
what else is said a hundred something times (in this LTE)? The letter J. So far it's
been used 115 times in this LTE. That's your Interesting LTE Fact of the Day! Well,
not really "daily", but whatever. Here's a story: Once upon a time, people got tired
of starting off their stories with "Once upon a time", so they stopped doing that.
But one person decided not to stop using "Once upon a time", and used it at the
beginning of this story. And that person is ME! The end. Wasn't that a lovely story?
You're probably not thinking that. Again, I'm not creative in any way whatsoever.
That's why I don't usually write stories and instead write giant walls of text full of
meaningless information, like the one and only WhileTrue's Longest Text Ever
that you're reading right now. Hopefully nobody died of boredom from reading
between "Wow, it has been a while" and the EMT. That's the most boring part of
the LTE! 90% of it is just me talking about LTEs themselves. How uninteresting is
that? Very uninteresting. Penguins. What are they? I don't know. What am I even
writing right now? I haven't a clue. Isn't it weird that I said "haven't a clue" like
that? Normally "haven't" isn't used if it's alone as a verb, as in "I haven't my
keys". Who says that? Nobody, that's who. And yet "I haven't a clue" is an actual
thing I've heard people say. Anyways, AFRICA! That was random, but let's discuss
it anyway. Africa is a well-known song by Toto. It's a good song. I can kinda sorta
play it on piano? Maybe? I don't know. Another song I can play on the piano is All
Star by Smash Mouth. You know, the Shrek song? Anyways, I once made a video
called "All Star but it's played on a Sesame Street piano" and it got almost a
million views. It's been stuck at 900,000 for what seems like forever now. I'm
gonna check to see if it's at a million now. I doubt it, though. Nope, still at
926,000 views. And I doubt it's gonna get any more, to be honest. It had a good
run though. My sister is chugging applesauce. She thinks she's epic because of it.
I don't know anymore. I seem to keep saying that after everything I type at this
point. It's strange. Hello, I have returned after yet another long absence. When
was the last time I added to this? I think it was somewhere in July. So yeah, it’s
been three months, as it is now October 17, 2019. The end of the decade is
approaching fast. I’m a bit excited, because I’ll have significant memories from
more than just one decade! My earliest significant memories started in
Kindergarden, which was in 2010. This means that I only really remember one
decade. But now that an entirely new decade is coming up, I’ll be able to
remember another! Part of me feels like I shouldn’t be excited over this, since the
boundaries between years is arbitrary, and a decade is 10 years only because we
count in base 10, so if we counted in base 12 or something, a decade would be 12
years long. That was kind of a run-on sentence, but I don’t really feel like making
this text perfect, anyway. Have you heard of the Library of Babel?
libraryofbabel.info is a website containing every possible combination of the
lowercase letters a-z, space, comma, and period. The library is divided into
hexagonal chambers. Each hex contains four walls. Each wall contains three
shelves. Each shelf contains 32 volumes. Each volume contains 410 pages of
3200 characters each. Everything you could ever say or write is on this website.
Even this LTE! See for yourself: https://libraryofbabel.info/bookmark.cgi?lte. Okay,
that’s only the first bit of it, but every other bit of this LTE is somewhere in the
library! In fact, here’s the next bit: https://libraryofbabel.info/bookmark.cgi?lte:1.
It’s split up into about 20 different pages. I don’t feel like putting links to all of
them here. It also removes punctuation that the library doesn’t use, like the
exclamation point, question mark, colon, and so on. But it’s pretty mind-blowing
stuff, if you ask me. If you try and browse the library yourself though, you probably
won’t find much more than total gibberish. It’s crazy to think that everything we
could ever possibly say or write is massively outweighed by meaningless strings
of letters and punctuation. HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO
HELLO HELLO HELLO. I said "hello" ten times in all caps in an attempt to make
the separation between this writing and the rest of the LTE as clear as possible.
Because today is March 5, 2024. The last time I wrote in here was around late
2019, so that's a gap of over 4 and a half years. You know, that doesn't even feel
like *that* long of a time to me; perhaps when I was younger, 4 years ago seemed
like ancient history in my mind, but as I get older it seems the length of a year
becomes less and less significant as all the years start to blur together in my
brain. But then once I start to think about it, it becomes undeniable that 4 years is
more than enough time to make a huge difference. Since I last edited this LTE, an
entire worldwide pandemic came and went, and I've changed and grown so much
as a person that it's extremely difficult to look back at the stuff I wrote in this
LTE all those years ago without thinking to myself "wait, I used to be like
that???". Another thing that happened in the last 4.5 years was that this LTE
suddenly exploded in popularity after it was inadvertently put into the background
of a few seconds of a Jaiden Animations video. Because as it turns out, Google's
magical SEO systems decided that this webpage should be one of the first results
to show up when someone searches terms such as "longest text ever", "really
long text" etc, which is how this text ended up in that video. I mean, maybe it
wasn't strictly Jaiden's video that boosted its popularity; it could just be a bunch
of people randomly googling "longest text ever" and coming across my page...
which, I wouldn't have ever expected "longest text ever" to be something people
were going to search *that* often, but I guess it must be??? Because at the time
when it happened, I just figured it'd just be a neat little thing that happened to me
once; a little bit of fame that would quickly die out within less than a week. But
no, even almost 4 years later I *still* get comments on my YouTube channel
about this LTE; I still get people saying things such as "Hey it's the person behind
the LTE", "Hey I read your LTE", and so on... People still keep visiting this
webpage to this day, and there are many ways that I can tell. If you've wondered
what the weird little advertisement thingy at the top of this page is, it's a project
run by a close friend of mine called "johnvertisement" which is sort of a parody of
web advertisements. If you click on the "john" link you'll find its webpage, and on
it is a leaderboard tracking how many johnverts have been served to visitors of
each website, on which this very website is at the top by an insanely huge
margin. And it's a number that somehow only keeps getting bigger and bigger. So
okay, maybe a few people messaging me every once in a while isn't the absolute
epitome of internet fame, but more people have wrote to me about this one LTE
than people have wrote to me about any of my other projects (although, those old
GoAnimate videos I made are arguably much more popular than my LTE). But I
think the main reason the everlasting popularity of the WTLTE sticks out in my
mind so much is because, well... I kind of hate it. I generally really appreciate it
when people pay attention to the things I make, but also it pains me that one of
the most prolific projects I have ever created also happens to be a project that I
physically cannot think back on with any positive sentiment. When I hear
someone tell me that they read the entirely of my LTE, it *should* feel so nice and
rewarding to me that someone paid such substantial attention to something that I
created; and if it were any other project of mine, I think it would. But instead, all I
can think upon hearing something like that is "oh god, I can't imagine how painful
it must have been to read through some of the stuff I put in there!!!". Because,
well, I don't want to imply that I'm a proponent of cringe culture, because I
absolutely am not... but there's so much in here that I can't stop myself from
genuinely physically cringing at. Now, it's very easy to cringe at your past self; it's
a feeling that so, so many people experience. And whenever I do, I tend to stop
and try to think: "What rational reasoning to I have for cringing at myself? Is there
a tangible and effable cause for the feelings of discomfort that I am
experiencing?". And then I find it difficult to come up with any. I tend to think
about my past self from a few years ago as really annoying and cringy, but then
my friends tell me they never once saw me that way, which leads me to believe
that, as is so often the case for me now, these feelings are nothing but irrational
anxieties that don't make sense. So, maybe I don't have any reason to cringe at
this LTE, but I still often can't help myself from doing so. Now I knew I was a very
different person in 2019, but reading parts of this text, holy crap I didn't realize I
was *that* different... If you've already read through this whole LTE and think you
have a decent idea about the kind of person that I am because of it, you are
completely and utterly wrong. 4 years can do a lot to change a person, especially
a person who's still relatively young (I was 15 last time I wrote in here, now I'm
19). 4 years ago I had friends that I still have to this day, and I kind of shudder
thinking about that, because I was just so different back then!!! Honestly this LTE,
aside from making me cringe uncontrollably, was never really that good in my
opinion. There was far too much meta-talk about the LTE itself, and also far too
much complaining about how much meta-talk there was... If I started writing
another "longest text ever" today (and I've vaguely considered it before...) I'd try
to write about things that are actually remotely interesting, and also maybe it'd
have a bit more line breaks in it, or maybe it could have much more formatting
and images instead of just being plain text (longest webpage ever???). Or at the
very least I'd put it on a webpage designed such that the content occupies a
thinner space, like how the rest of my site is, because my aforementioned friend
has since bestowed upon me the knowledge of the optimality of `width: 80ch;`. By
the way, go look at my newer website (viba.neocities.org), it's *way* better than
this old website, both in looks and in content. Anyway, the whole reason I'm
writing this is to be a (probably) final retrospective on the LTE, and to sort of
update some of the people who have read the entire thing. I expected myself to
write a bunch of words that actually feel like they're going somewhere, but that
just isn't happening at all. I don't know where I'm going with this. My brain is
broken and I can't write anything good. I was going to just leave this LTE in the
past and forget about it forever, but suddenly I felt the need to remenisce on it
just one last time. WhileTrue's Longest Text Ever is something that I'm not the
most proud of at all, but it's apparently something I'm still known for. And maybe,
just *maybe*, there shouldn't be any shame in that. But it's sort of like a partial
autobiography of a person who no longer exists, but whom people may be lead to
believe still exists; that person being my past self from 4 years ago. I am not that
person, and I hope I can make that clear. I've had many an urge to take this page
down, and in fact I did succumb to it once, but then for some reason I felt so
much regret for doing that. And besides, once any piece of data on the internet
becomes popular enough, it becomes impossible to erradicate it, because it has
already duplicated itself countless times like a virus, thanks to being endlessly
reposted and downloaded and archived. But as much as this LTE elicits such
negative reactions inside my own head, it's clearly elicited positive reactions in
the minds of so many others, based on all the kind words people have said to me
about it. And I don't want to be the person who deletes all their stuff that other
people enjoy so much just because they hate it themselves. So that's the main
reason this page is still up. I don't really know how I'm supposed to end this, but
all I can say is: Thanks for all the support, and thanks for your sustained interest
in the things I have made.ISH! Or, in Simplified