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Monologue - 4
Monologue - 4
Monologue - 4
Paperboy
EXTRA! EXTRA! Read all about it! First Man on Mars! EXTRA EXTRA! American Astronaut Dexter Robertson Lands
on Mars Surface! EXTRA EXTRA! Finds air breathable! EXTRA! NASA Sends 10 More Colonists! EXTRA EXTRA!
Russia Says “Congratulations!” EXTRA! Of course, it was in Russian! EXTRA! Pozdravleniya! EXTRA EXTRA!
Monkeys to Mars Next on Agenda! EXTRA! Read all about it! Martians found in Martian Caves! EXTRA EXTRA!
Martians Appear Hostile! EXTRA! Martians Steal American Astronaut Dexter Robertson’s Spacecraft! EXTRA!
EXTRA! Invasion Imminent! WARNING! WARNING! Read All About It! Get Your Galloping Gazette for only $2!
EXTRA! EXTRA!
Guilty Person
I didn’t mean to hurt you even though I didn’t know you cared. I’m not blaming you, I definitely take
all the responsibility, I just didn’t see it. I was blind. Now I’ve done this. I understand how much you
hate me, I hate me too. It’s eating me alive, from the bottom of my every being; like a flesh eating
parasite. If I had seen it, if I hadn’t been so stupid, I would have never done it, that’s not who I am...
Not what I’m about. I try my hardest to be the best person I can. And now your spirit is shattered
because I couldn’t help myself. In that moment I was weak, and now you’re the one missing out,
you’re the one with the broken heart, the shattered dreams. Please find it in your heart to forgive
me, I truly didn’t mean to. If I could go back in time I would definitely not have eaten your last piece
of cake, I know you’re upset, so I’ll leave you be now. I’m sorry.
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