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Absurd Words A Kids Fun and Hilarious Vocabulary Builder and Back To School Gift Tara Lazar Full Chapter
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Absurd Words A Kids Fun and Hilarious Vocabulary Builder and Back To School Gift Tara Lazar Full Chapter
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G ro u p s of w ords th a t sh a re s om et h in g i n com m on
Itchy Feet 9
Words for journeys, adventures, Style Profile 53
and travels to new places Words to brighten, spice up,
H e y , Sh e r l o c k ! 23
Words used for mysteries, Head Tu rners 63
secret plans, and Words for any thing or anyone
G .O. A .T. 29
Words related to being Shock Va lu e 79
outstanding, number Words to describe the
and mindboggling
Tu rn It Up 37
Words to describe cool What a Zoo! 85
rhythms, hip beats, and Words for all things
M ot o rm o u t h 2 67
Words for loud people and
Words are amazing things! After all, without them you wouldn’t be
able to read this sentence. In fact, this whole book would be black and
And you know what makes words even cooler? There are so many of
its pages every year. Some words are brand new. Others have been
The number of words keeps growing as our lives shift and change.
But even though there are tons of words for us to speak and write,
thousand—that ’s it! That might sound like a lot, but it ’s only two per-
A r e y o u s e r i o u s ? ?
T h a t ’ s i t ? !
But why learn more words? Isn’t twenty thousand plenty enough?
Who cares if it’s only two percent? People drink two percent milk, and
power.
Knowing a wide range of words means you can always say exactly,
precisely what you mean. You’re feeling extremely happy, but “happy”
describe that space between your eyebrows—you can now use one
Words make stories more exciting. Some words are so overused, it’s
time to let them RIP—so instead of a pirate sailing the seven seas, move
archipelagos. Instead of having your hero fight a plain old monster, let
2 •• A B S U R D W O R D S
Words teach us about all the things we
terms. Whatever subject you to desire to know about, words can trans-
Again, words equal power. And the best thing about this book is that
-
it gives YOU the power to have fun,
read this book, you’ll be able to say that you were flabber-
So get ready to write them in essays and stories. Start texting them
to friends. Slip them into answers the next time you raise your hand in
class. Discuss them at dinner and stump the adults in your life. Learn
outrageous word facts and share them far and wide. It’s time to level
up your language!
I N T R O D U C T I O N •• 3
Each entry will look something like this:
wo rd
(pro-nun-ci-A-tion), part(s) of speech
Definition(s).
Sy n o n y m (s)
Reduplications
4 •• A B S U R D W O R D S
All throughout this book, you’ll find funny cartoons illustrating some of
You’ll discover:
T h e Ro ot s
Level U p!
of trivia!
Po p Cu ltu re
and more.
A N ot e to t h e Ad u lts
ity, and ultimately be gin to quench it . The hop e is that these words
will inspire kids to have a love for language. Many of the words are
ac tively being use d in all ty pes of literature today, and k ids are
sure to get excited when t hey stumble upon them and alread y know
what they mean . And don’ t forget to have fun with these words
yourself!
c lo u d l a n d bucolic
pag o da arc h i p e l ag o
Hoodoo vaga bo n d
Eu re k a C owa bu n ga
l a by r i n t h f jo rd
ga ze bo bu n ga low
Bo o n d o c ks ja lo p y
chy
It
feet
Wo rds fo r j o u rn e y s , a d ventu re s ,
a n d t ra ve l s to n e w p la ce s
want to know what you did over summer break. No matter what
you did, make it sound like an epic adventure with just the right
ship into an ironclad, a car into a jalopy, and become a true globe-
boondocks
(BOON-doks), noun
An area that is far, far, really far away. (Are we there yet?)
Sy n o n y m s : h i n t e r l a n d s , w i l l o w w a c k s
buco lic
(byoo-KOL-ik), adjective
Let’s take a horse ride in the rolling hills of the bucolic countryside.
bu nga low
(BUHNG-guh-loh), noun
Alfred bonked his head on the low ceiling at Aunt Barbara’s bungalow.
ca ta co m b s
(KAT-uh-kohmz), noun
Underground tunnels that are like mazes, twisting and turning this
1 0 •• A B S U R D W O R D S
T h e Ro ot s Po p Cu lt u re
dreamland.
cowa bu nga
(KOW-uh-BUHNG-guh),interjection
and exhilaration.
!!
Cowabunga! I conquered GA!
A BUN
that ginormous wave!
COW
T h e Ro ot s
1900s.
The dirigible flew over the it, has a solid frame inside
Sy n o n y m : ze p p e l i n
1 2 •• A B S U R D W O R D S
e u re ka T h e Ro ot s
(yoo-REE-kuh), interjection
You should say it right now have found (it).” Legend has
of the sea between steep cliffs. King Hiero II’s crown because
volumetofigureoutitsworth,
and invent the lightbulb —especially the tub, the water would rise.
birthday suit.
I T C H Y F E E T •• 1 3
g a l l i va n t
(GAL-uh-vant), verb
Every weekend, Penelope and her friends love gallivanting around the mall.
Sy n o n y m : r o a m
g a n g p la n k
(GANG-plangk), noun
g a n g wa y
(GANG-WEY ), noun
1 4 •• A B S U R D W O R D S
gazebo
(guh-ZEE-boh), noun
T h e Ro ot s
g l o b e t rotte r
(GLOHB-trot-er), noun The first part of gazebo has
Someone who travels the world. the word gaze, which means
unlike any other. They show fusing, the first recorded use
basketball hijinks.
I T C H Y F E E T •• 1 5
h i nte r la n d s
(HIN-ter-landz), noun
Sy n o n y m : b o o n d o ck s , w i l l o w w a c k s
hoodoo
(HOO-doo), noun or verb
Alfred wants to hike around the majestic red hoodoos of Bryce Canyon.
Let’s hope he doesn’t break his leg, because that would be hoodoo!
i ro n c l a d
T h e Ro ot s
(AHY-ern-klad), noun or adjective
and fire.
1 6 •• A B S U R D W O R D S
ja lopy
T h e Ro ot s
( juh-LOP-ee), noun
automobile. Fast-forward
to meaning a broken-down
to promote something, or
to collect information.
it a corny labyrinth.
I T C H Y F E E T •• 1 7
lagoon
(luh-GOON ), noun
Sy n o n y m s : p o n d , l a k e
landlu bber
(LAND-luhb-er), noun
Leve l U p !
ally hops. (So why isn’t it In almost every major city, there
1 8 •• A B S U R D W O R D S
p a ra p e t
(PAIR-uh-pet), noun
roof or balcony.
podunk
(POH-duhngk), noun
ro u n d a b o ut
(ROUND-uh-bout), adjective or noun
sojourn
(SOH-jurn), noun
I T C H Y F E E T •• 1 9
swashb uckler wa nde rlu st
(SWAWSH-buhk-ler), noun (WAHN-der-luhst), noun
w h i rl y b i rd
(WUR-lee-burd), noun
T h e Ro ot s
Another name for a helicopter.
Sy n o n y m s : b o o n d o c k s ,
hinterlands
va g a b o n d
Po p Cu lt u re
(VAG-uh-bond), noun
(ZEP-
lin), noun Keith Moon, the drummer
and was filled with gas to make it song with future Led Zep-
fly. Named after its designer and pelin guitarist Jimmy Page,
flight and took a long time getting But Moon thought the
I T C H Y F E E T •• 2 1
tête-à-tête Gumshoe
cahoots contraband
incognito subterfuge
alibi c l a n d e st i n e
ea
v esdrop enigma
whodun it rendezvous
conundrum Verboten
Hey,
Sherl
ock!
Or perhaps you are trying to figure out where your parents hid
When his mom confronted him about eating all the cookies in the
cookie jar, Alfred had an alibi to prove he hadn’t been in the kitchen
ca h o ots c l a n d e st i n e
(kuh-HOOTS), noun (klan-DES-tin), adjective
Sy n o n y m : s u r r e p t i t i o u s
T h e Ro ot s c o n t ra b a n d
(KON-truh-band),
Sy n o n y m : ve r b o t e n
2 4 •• A B S U R D W O R D S
co n u n d ru m Leve l U p !
(kuh-NUHN-druhm), noun
All the numbers have a conundrum since it does mean being able
Sy n o n y m : e n i g m a longasyoudon’tgetcaught!)
get him for his bir thday. stand on that spot under the
asoffit,whichbridgesthegap
droppingeasy.Somaybeease-
dropdoesmakesenseafterall!
H E Y , S H E R L O C K ! •• 2 5
gumshoe i n c o g n ito
(GUHM-shoo), noun (in-kog- NEE-toh), adverb
T h e Ro ot s
Sy n o n y m : an o n y m o u s
Sy n o n y m : ru s e
2 6 •• A B S U R D W O R D S
s u r re p t i t i o u s
(sur-uhp-TISH-uhs), adjective
Sy n o n y m : cl a n d e s t i n e
tête - à -tê te w ho d u n it
(TET-ah-TET ), noun (hoo-DUHN-it), noun
To make sure no one could Did you see the whodunit movie?
hear them, the friends leaned Can you tell me who did it?
have a tête-à-tête.
Po p Cu lt u re
T h e Ro ot s
“Who done it?” isn’t correct
ve r b ot e n spellingtocreatewhodunit—
is absolutely verboten—hence
Sy n o n y m : b a n n e d
H E Y , S H E R L O C K ! •• 2 7
St e mw i n d e r virtuoso
aplomb W h e e l ho u s e
whizbang to p n otc h
g u ru m ast e r m i n d
Sockeroo bo f fo
n a bo b wunderkind
hotsy -totsy b i gw i g
G
T.O
.A.
(G re ate st O f A l l Ti m e)
derkind. And if every thing is going exactly your way, you can
we all like to be at the top of our game, so let these words help
An enthusiastic, extremely
knowledgeable fan of a
Penelope is an animation
Sy n o n y m s : e n t h u s i a s t , b u f f
aplomb
(uh-PLOM), noun
Penelope passed her math exam with aplomb; she got an A+!
Sy n o n y m : s a n g f r o i d
bailiwick
(BEY-li-wik), noun
exists and knows all the secret and hidden tricks in their games.
Sy n o n y m s : f i e l d , r e a l m , w h e e l h o u s e
b e l l w et h e r
(BEL-weth-er), noun
The handbell choir is the bellwether of our annual holiday parade, and so
people always know when the parade is about to turn on their street.
3 0 •• A B S U R D W O R D S
bigwig
(BIHG-wihg), noun
exactly. A bigwig is an
T h e Ro ot s
Now that Penelope has won
enough to judge the best of the after all, they were the only
G . O . A . T . •• 3 1
c ra c k e rj a c k Po p Cu lt u re
(KRAK-er-jak), noun
softball catcher. She tags all popular slang into two words.
collectandredeemforprizes.
package—instant prizes to
3 2 •• A B S U R D W O R D S
landslide
(LAND-slahyd), noun
m a ste r m i n d
(MAS-ter-mahynd), verb or noun
1. (verb) To plan and carry out a complicated activity or idea very well.
In the show Pinky and the Brain, the lab mice would spend
Sy n o n y m : g e ni u s
nabob
(NEY-bob), noun
Sy n o n y m : b i g w i g
pinnacle
(PIN-uh-kuhl), noun
Sy n o n y m s : s u m m i t , a p o g e e
s o c ke ro o
(sok-uh-ROO), noun
A huge success.
The surprise party was a sockeroo—the birthday girl was truly surprised!
G . O . A . T . •• 3 3
ste m w i n d e r
T h e Ro ot s
(STEM-WAHYN-der), noun
only did her words leave the arate key. A stemwinder had
still quoting her months later! watch from its stem. This
crowd with his performance of 3. The part of the ship that has
Not in my wheelhouse.
Sy n o n y m s : f i e l d , r e a l m , b a i l i w i c k
3 4 •• A B S U R D W O R D S
w h i z ba n g
T h e Ro ot s
(WIZ-bang), adjective,
noun, or onomatopoeia
spot too.
ba n dwag o n maestro
Zydeco hootenanny
Earworm crescendo
Calypso m e l l i f lu o u s
cac o p ho n y Rimshot
v u v u ze l a Calliope
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the devotion which scorched Chester’s vital organs. He seemed to
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patronisingly of Life and Art, and Chester’s unblushing confession
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those rubs of the green which normally would have caused him to
ease his bosom with a flood of sturdy protest, but now he was on his
guard.
“Tee-hee!” simpered Chester, reaching for his niblick. “Too bad, too
bad!” and the girl shuddered to the depths of her soul.
Having holed out, he proceeded to enliven the walk to the next tee
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“Her decision was final?”
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“You do not contemplate having another pop at her?”
“No good. I know when I’m licked.”
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He nodded.
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“The Open!” I cried, falling gladly into his mood.
“The American Amateur,” said Chester, flushing.
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