Update-41(returning home)

Principal ne humein certicate diya and

humlog nikle wahan se hum wahan do din
ruke or 3rd day subah 9 baje him 3no apne
samman k sath train mein sanwaar hogaye
Maine deva Bahi ko boll diya tha ki kisi ko
humein lene k liye bhejde station par toh
unhone kaha ki ek surprise tumhara
intezaar kar raha hai ab humlog sichrahe
they ki surprise kya hai humlog 12 baje
station par pohanche or jaise he station par
uttare toh same ka scene dekh hum bure
walla chownkey humari khusi ka koi
thikaana naa raha same ek behtreen
personality walla shaks khada tha jisse dekh
him wahin k wahin jamm gaye woh shaks
tha Mangal humara sabse khas admin ye

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pichle 19 saalon se humare sath hai 19 saal
pehle jab ye 5 saal ka tha toh iski maa baap
margaye garib tha toh sadkon par padda tha
tab mere papa ne iski jaan bachai this tabse
ye humare sath hai or humare pariwaar ko
apna sabkuch maanta hai deva Bahi ka ladla
hai or ye deva Bahi k liye kuch bhi kar shakta
hai humare liye ye ek sweet sa banda hai
par humare dushmanon k liye ye mout ka
dusra naam hai agar koi humpar ungalli
uthae toh ye uska hath kaat deta hai 1 saal
pehle deva Bahi kahin bhassan de rahe they
toh 4 admiyon me unpar jutte fainke they ye
mangal se bardaasht ni hua or isne in 4on
ko bahot bure walla maara jiske kaaran use
court be 3 saal ki saja sunai thi humlog iske

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ladle hain humare sath ye bahot bakchodi
karta hai

Main bhagke Mangal ke Galle milla fir Sam

or Ravi Galle mille
Main-saale kutte kamine kab aaya be tu
Mangal-kal he aaya be court be mujhe mere
ache aacharan k karan bail dedi hai
Main-are gajab launde an toh sabki dai
choddenge
Sam-salla ab dekhte hain kon aaega humare
samne
Humlog gaadi mein aae or gaon ki taraf
chaldiye

3
Mangal-abe bhosdk deva Bahi ne bataya ki
woh Jo nanda ki 2 maal hain tune undono
ko nipta Dallas
Main-haan be woh bhi ek he raat mein
Mangal-kya??
Main-haan beta maanta hai ki nahin
Mangal-tujhe toh bachpan se maanta
hunbe tujhe pata hai nanda be double deal
di hai humein or ab uska dammad dega woh
alag deva Bahi kaafi khus hain
Main-beta woh toh apna tashion hai Bahi
Sam-mangal Darling an tu aagaya hai toh
humein humare babhi or jaldi mill jaegi
Mangal-babhi kaeki Bahi?

4
Sam-are apne hero AP ko pyaar ho gaya hai
Sache walla
Ye sun mangal gajab chownka usne ekdum
se break lagayi jisase main pura hill gaya
Main-baklode gandu chalani ni aati to gaadi
laaya kyu saala saara digestion system hilla
diya
Mangal-kya bolla be Sam tune
Sam-beta bilkul sahi suna hai tune apne AP
ko pyaar ho gaya hai love at first sight
Ye sunte he mangal be mujhe Galle laga liya
Main-bhosdk jaanwar aaram se damm ghut
raha hai mera
Mangal-are gajab ladke dill khus kar diya
tune par ye chammatkaar hua kaise

5
Fir humne use puri story batayii
Mangal-baklode pure India mein tujhe woh
bhenchod raju ki he ladki milli sale deva
Bahi ko pata challa toh bahot gussa honge
Main-apun ko wahich pasaand hai woh
nahin toh koi nahin
Mangle-bc world war 3 karwake he
maanega
Main-hao Jo bhi ho tu ye bata tu mere sath
hai yaa ni
Mangal-bus kya be main toh humesa tere
sath he rahunga
Main-toh beta deva Bahi ko kano kaan
khabar naa honi caahiye

6
Mangal-ni hogi be tu bus ladki ko pata agar
koi lafda hua toh tera Bahi raju ki gand
kaatdega
Main-i luv u bahi

Update-42(Ahaana Again)
Mangal-bahi Jo bhi ho tumhe ab Jo bhi
karna hai soch samajh k karna and han agar
koi panga hota hai toh turant mujhe inform
kardena
Main-bahi tu tension naa le humlog sab
sambhall lenge
Humlog ghar pohanche wahan par nanda or
divyanka nahin they deva Bahi ahaana or ek
25 -26 umar ka admin bhi tha Jo mujhe ghur
raha tha Maine mangal ko araam se kahaa

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Main-yeh kon bakloda hai Jo mujhe ghur
raha hai
Mangal bhi aaram se bolla
Mangal-teri item kaa pati hai
Ohh toh ye ahaana ka pati hai use dekhte he
main samajh gaya tha ki ahaana ne isase sirf
and sirf paison k liye Saadi ki hogi agar use
describe kiya jaye toh medium height
sanwla SAA rang cehre ki banawat bhi ajeeb
si thi naak badi si us bande k sareer mein
kapdon k alawa kuch dhangka ni tha usne ek
mast suit pehna tha jisase woh kam
badshurat lag raha tha par baat ye thi ki
woh mujhe ghur kyun raha tha kahin ise
mere baare mein pata toh ni chal gaya tha
or agar aisa hai toh mujhe turant satak Lena
caahiye idhar se par aisa hua ni sabse pehle

8
usine aage badhke humse hath milaya or
apna intro ek behtreen classy awaaj mein
diya "hello myself Ajay nice to meet u" uski
awaaj se he uski ameeri ki jhalak humein
mill gayi thi or is baatse ye bhi pata chal
gaya tha ki woh banda gentle hai ya aisa bhi
ho shakta hai ki apni wife k samne gentle
ban raha hai khair mujhe konsa shadi karni
thi usase humlog sabse mille ahaana bhi
wahin par thi or woh mere same aayi or
meri ankhon mein akhein daal bolli
Ahaana- kahan chale gaye they AP
tumhaare bina toh main yahaan bore ho
gayi thi
BC meri toh fat gayi thi saali sabke samne
aisi tone mein baat kar ri thi jaise main iska

9
pati hun khair Maine bilkul saraafat se
jawaab diya
Main-ji woh thoda kaamse bahar gaya tha
Sabse Milne k baad main apne room mein
aaya or nahaane k liye kapde nikaale he
they ki mere gate par kissi ne daashtak di
jorse aisa lag raha tha samne walla kuch
jyada he jaldi mein hai Maine turant gate
khola toh samne ahaana khadi thi or use
dekh kar koi bhi bata shakta tha ki woh
yahaan kyun aayi hai par BC uska pati kahan
gaya khud toh maregi upar se meri bhi gand
katwa degi
Main- ahaana k.k.k.ya hua?
Maine ladkhadatti awaaj mein usase pucha
jiska usane koi jawaab ni diya usne mujhe

10
dhakka dekar piche kiya or khud andar
enter hogayi and turant he gate bandh kar
liya ye dekh main or bhi darr gaya ye ni ki
mera mood na tha balki mujhe uske pati ka
darr tha salla ghur toh aise raha tha jaise
sab pata ho main apne he khayalon mein
khoya tha mujhe tab honsh aaya jab mujhe
apne hontoh par uske garam or makhmalli
honth mehsush hue ye sab ita jaldi hua ki
mujhe kuch or sochne kaa moka he naa mila
ahaana aise mere honth chuss Rahi thi jaise
kai janmon ki pyassi ho or akhir mere andar
bhi hawas ka jawallamukhi fatta or us waqt
sirf mere mann mein ek he khayaal aaya ki
Jo bhi hoga dekha jaega filhaal toh is naajuk
kalli k maje liye jaein or mere hath apne aap
uski pith par pohanche or pith se hote hue

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jeans mein tight uski gand par pohanche Jo
jeans ko faadkar bahar aane ko ho chuki thi
upar humara seductive kiss jaari tha usne
apni jibh mere munh mein daaldi or main
uski jibh ko chussne laga jisase uske saare
sareer mein kampan aagaya Jo mujhe bahar
take mehsush hua Maine uski jeans k upar
se he uski gand ko Jor jor se dabbana suru
kardiya uski gand mere hathon se piss rahi
thi or woh dard se karhaane ki bajaye usse
enjoy kar rahi thi aakhir jab humari sansein
ukhadne lagi toh hum dono alag hue ab
main or intezaar ni kar shakta tha Maine
usse pakada or Maine niche jukhke uske
boobs ko uski patli si T-shirt k upar se he
apne munh mein bharliya isase woh or bhi
uttejit ho uthi uske boobs ko main saaf saaf

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apne munh mein mehsush kar raha tha
main sirf apni jeans mein tha usne apna
hath niche lejaake mere Lund par rakha or
usse jorse dabba diya jisase mere saare
sareer mein harqat hui Maine uska left boob
chodke right boob apne munh mein bharliya
usne jaldi se meri chain kholi or tatoll k
mere lambe Lund ko bahar nikala or apni
muthi mein bhar kar hillane lagi main apne
garam or shakt Lund par uske thande
mullayam hath saaf mehsush kar paa raha
tha or ye meri aag ko badhkaane k liye kaafi
tha Maine apna munh hataya or ahaana ki
ankhon mein dekha jisase mujhe saaf pata
challa ki aag dono taraf baraabar lagi hai
woh turant apne ghutno k ball niche baithi
or usne meri taraf dekhte hue halke se mere

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Lund ko apne munh mein bharliya jisase
mere saare badan mein current doud gaya
aisa usne ek do baar or kiya woh thoda SAA
Lund munh mein leti meri or najrein
gadaaye hue or waapis nikaal leti iss bich
uski najarein mujh par he jammi hui thi
jisase main Samajh gaya ki woh mujhe
tadpaana caahti hai or akhirkaar usne mera
adhe se jyada Lund apne Munh mein
bharliya and Jor jor se chussne lagi aaj
mujhe uski chussayi mein ek alag he aanand
as raha tha kyun ye toh mujhe pata ni
Maine uski or gour se. Dekha toh uske
andar mujhe hawas k alawa kuch ni najar
aaya uske bartaav se lag raha that ki sayad
uska pati usse garam karke dher ho gaya hai
or meri najar uske maathe par padi jahan

14
par usne sindurr lagaya hua tha Jisé dekh
mujhe ek ajab se anubhutti hui mere sareer
mein ek siharan si doud gayi woh ekdum
shaadisudha aurat ki tarah lagri thi Jo woh
party walli raat nahin lag rahi thi kyunki
usne us raat naa toh sindur lagaya tha or
naa he mangalsuttra pehna tha Jo usne abhi
pehnaa tha jisase mujhe ehsaash hua ki
main ek unsatisfied patni ko uske pati ki gair
mojudagi mein satisfy kar raha hun Jo apne
aap mein he ek alag anubhav tha
Ab usne meri jeans nikaaldi and khadi hoke
apni jeans or t-shirt bhi nikaal di woh ab
keval safed colour ki bra or panty mein thi
uska mangallsuttra uske boobs par latak
raha tha woh mujhe ekdum sex ki devi
lagrahi thi akhirkaar usne apni bra and

15
panty bhi nikaaldi usne mujhe bed par
letadiya or mere upar aayi jahanse mujhe
uski paani chodati chut saaf saaf najar
aarahi thi woh mere upar aayi or Lund ko
chut par set karke upar baith gayi jisase
adha Lund uski gilli chut mein samma gaya
or turant he maine niche se ek jordaar
dhakka diya jisase pura Lund chut mein
samma gaya usse is dhakke ki ummid naa
thi jisase uske Munh se chinkh nikali
Ahaana-aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhjhh AP kya
krte ho aaram seeee
Usne apni dard bhari awaaj mein kahaa
jisase main samajh gaya ki woh khud sab
karna caahti hai isliye main bus chup chaap
niche late gaya or woh bilkul slow motion
mein upar niche hone lagi jisase mera Lund

16
thoda thoda karke uske andar jaata or waise
he bahar aa jaata jisase mujhmein behissab
uttejanna paida hui mujhe bahot aanand
paraapat hua isase main or jyada garam ho
gaya ahista ahista uski speed or mere maje
ek sath badhne lage woh Jor Jor se mere
Lund par uchallne lagi woh behad
romanchitt kardene walla pall tha uski
uchall kudse mere Lund par dard jarur ho
raha tha par usase kahin jyada aanand aa
raha tha ab main bhi uski rhyme k sath sath
niche se jordaar dhakke lagaane laga woh
bhi aanand k saagar mein gotta lagaane lagi
Ahaana-yessssssssss AP yeahhhhhhh
harderrrrrrrrrr Aaaaaa Aaaaaa
uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh yesssssss

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Uski aisi manmohak siskariyon se pura room
bhargaya tha uski chut lagaatar paani chod
rahi thi akhir woh meri or jukhi or apne
hont mere honthon se milla diye woh thakk
gayi thi isliye ab main niche se dhakke
lagaane laga woh madhosi mein mere
honthon ko chuss rahi thi or akhirkaar main
apne anteem padaav par pohanch chuka
tha Maine issaron se usse samjha diya woh
turant khadi hui or mere Lund ko apne
munh mein bharliya or jorse chussne lagi
mera jawalla mukhi fatta or Maine dher
sarra paani uske munh mein daal diya jiski
bund bundh ahaana bade he chaav se pee
gayi

Update-43(Back to school)

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Ahaana jaldi se uthi kapde pehne or mujhe
ek jordaar kiss karke challi gayi main bhi
utha or nahaane k liye bathroom mein
ghuss gaya nahaane k baad main ready hua
or Fb par riya ki id dhundane laga jiske liye
mujhe jyada mehnat ni karni padi or mujhe
I'd mill gayi I'd toh mill gayi thi or ab mujhe
apni jindagi ka ek or bada fainsla Lena tha ki
friend request bhejun yaa ni Maine kai daffa
socha baithke socha uthke socha or last
mein Maine request nahin bheji or uske
photo dekhne laga salla aaj tak main ita
pagal kisi ladki k liye ni hua pata ni kyun iska
naam aate he mera dil khus hojata hai uski
tasveer dekhte he main apni saari
pareshaniyan bhullkar ussi mein kho jaata
hun main lagbhag 3 ghantey tak uspar

19
research karta raha jisase mujhe andaza hua
ki woh apni dp par aaye 255 cmnts mein se
sirf Aashish or apne family wallon ko he
reply karti hai baakiyon kaa toh cmnt like
bhi ni karti main baat ye thi ki woh Aashish
k bade bade cmnts ka keval "thnku" he reply
deti hai iska ye MATLAB saaf tha ki woh
Aashish ko bus ek friend maanti hai ye
jaankar main kaafi jyada khus hua
khair thodi der baad Sam wahaan aaya woh
or Ravi uska samman set kar rahe they Sam
ki shakal se he pata chal raha tha ki woh
thakka hua hai
Main-kya hua lawde
Sam-thak gaya be BC samman set karte
karte chal bahar cigarette pike aate hain
Burre walli talab lagi hai

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Main-chal toh
Hum log haweli se bahar aaye shyam k 6
bajne walle they Ravi bahar gaya tha sayad
kisi ladki ne bulaya hoga mousam ek dum
behtreen tha halki halki thand thi shyaam
kaa time tha pakhshi apne gharon mein lout
rahe they suraj dubne he walla tha sach
mein kamaal ka drishya tha woh ekdum
romantic mahool tha
Main-waah yaar kitna hasin mousam hai
Ye sun Sam bure walla chownka kyunki
aamtor par aise mousam k liye mere munh
se nikalta tha"waah BC ekdum mast chudai
karne walla mousam hai"
Sam mujhe ghur ghur k dekh raha tha
Sam-beta ishq kaa rang chadne laga hai

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Main-naa be ye toh bus flow flow mein boll
diya kal ek movie mein dekha tha
Sam-chal baklode yeda mat banaa
Sam ek mukka mujhe maarte hue bola
jisase mujhe kaafi dard hua Maine bhi ek
mukka uski pith par jadd diya
Main-le baklode badla
Sam ko bure walla dard hua woh karhaate
hue bolla
Sam-saale Maine toh majaak mein maara
tha
Main-maine bhi majaak mein he maara tha
serious walla toh aise maarta
Ye kehke Maine apna hath uthaya or turant
he Sam chillaya

22
Sam-naa naa maarna nahi Bahi samajh gaya
main
Aise he bakchodi karte hue hum ghar aaye
raat hochuki thi dinner kaa time hogaya tha
sablog dinner k liye baithe they nanda or
divyanka aaj nahin aane walle they
humsabne khanna khaya woh Ajay ab bhi
mujhe waise he ghurre jaa raha tha BC baar
baar meri or ankhein faad faad k dekh raha
tha BC ab toh main bhi soch mein padgaya
tha ki ye chakkar kya hai sabne dinner kiya
or sone k liye chal diye main Sam k sath
soya mujhe pata tha agar mere room mein
sota toh woh jarur aati or mera mood
chudai kaa bilkul bhi nahin tha isliye main
Sam k sath soya subah jaldi uthana tha so
alarm lagaya Maine subah sabse pehle main

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he utha fir Sam par paani daalke main apne
room mein bhaag gaya piche se Sam mujhe
galli deta raha humlog 8baje ready hokar
niche aagaye nashta kiya or teeno bike par
sawaar hokar chal pade raastey mein maje
lete hue shankar ki dukkan par pohanche
usko bhi udhar mein cigerette dene k liye
pataya or cigerette pike chal pade apni
manjill ki or humlog school pohanche school
suru hone mein abhi 20 minute they
humane bike khadi ki he thi ki humara ek
banda bhagta hua aaya uska naam Sonu tha
Jo humari gang kaa member tha uske munh
se khoon behraha tha or uske cehre par
darr saaf saaf dikhayi deraha tha woh
haklatta hua bolla
Sonu- AP Bahi w.w.w.w.o.h.

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Main-kya hua ye khoon kaisa??
Maine turant apna rumaal nikaala or uska
khoon saaf karne laga
Sonu-bahi woh andar class mein
Aashish,pawan ,Sunil or uske sath wallon ne
mujhe bahot marra aaplog toh they nahin
isliye unhone humein Maara
Ye sun mujhe kaafi gussa aaya
Main-unki maa kaa Lund bhenchodon ki
maa chod dunga main challo be class mein
sallon ki dai chod dunga
Humlog class ki or challe mera dimag thoda
hat gaya tha or jaise he hum class k samne
pohanche toh andar us Aashish ka ek
launda sunil humare ek or launde Deepak k
sath bakchodi kar raha tha or kai saare

25
students wahan maje lerahe they main
turant wahan gaya or bina ek pall gawae us
sunil k gaal par ek behtreen thappad diya us
thappad ki awaaz pure class mein gunji or
woh sunil niche gira uske girtey he sabne
meri or dekha or turant he mere samne se
hatgaye main ek laat Marne he walla tha ki
meri najar second last bench par gayi wahan
par Aashish riya or riya ka Bahi ajit baithey
they Riya ko dekhte he main wahin k wahin
rukk gaya Aashish ki mujhe dekhte he fatt
gayi or woh turant book nikal kar padhne
laga main riya ko he dekhe jaa raha tha
mere liye waqt mano tehar gaya tha mera
dill double speed se dhadakne laga tha woh
school dress mein ek pari lagrahi thi tabhi
Sam ne mujhe hillaya jisase main present

26
mein waapis aaya riya ko dekhte he mera
gussa gayab ho gaya tha achaanak se meri
tone change hui Maine sunil ko khadda kiya
uske cehre kaa rang badal gaya tha mujhe
dekh uski fatt gayi thi
Sunil- s.s.s.s.sorryyyy AP b.a.h.I g.g.g.alati
ho gayi m.ain toh majaak kar raha tha
Main-dekho Bahi aise ladai jhagde karne
mein kuch nahin rakha kyun Maine pucha
kyun tumlog ladai jhagde kartey ho
tumhaare maa baap ne tumhe padhne k liye
bheja hai pata hai kya betegi unpar jab unhe
pata chalega ki unke bete ye sab kar rahein
hai school mein
Mere munh se aisi baat sun sabke munh
khulle k khulle reh gaye they sab ghur ghur
kar mujhe dekh rahe rhey unhe apne

27
kaanon par vishwash ni ho raha tha Aashish
toh mujhe aise dekh raha tha ki Maine uski
gand maarli ho sab pure confused they ki AP
ko hua kya hai warna toh abtak us sunil ko
ghassit ghassit k maarta main par ab toh
kuch or he scene tha
Main- suna naa Maine kya kaha aage se
ladai mat kariyo
Sunil-j.j.j.I Bahi bilkul bhi ni karunga
Main-toh jaa jaake baithjaa
Woh chujaahaap apne bench par gaya
sablog mujhe ghurre kaa rahe they jinmein
se ek cehra riya kaa bhi tha or jaise he meri
najar usase milli Maine turant apni ankhein
hataali BC ho kya raha hai ajj pehli baar

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main kisi ladki se eye contact banane se
dard raha hun

Update-44(In school)
Woh sunil chup chap jaake seat par
baithgaya humlog humesa last bench par
baithte they or just humare saamne riya ajit
and Aashish baithey they main bilkul
sareefon ki tarah chup chap jaake seat par
baitha he tha ki tabhi class me mera
jaanidushman teacher Aman aaya uske sath
divya bhi thi or aman k face par bikhari
khusi dekh mujhe lag raha tha ki usse mere
against koi saboot mill gaya tha kyunki uska
sadda hua cehra tabhi khilta hai jab usse
meri ijjat kaa kachraa karne kaa moka milta
hai

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Aman- AP stand up
Usne apni saddi si aawaj mein meri taraf
ungalli karke kaha main chup chaap khada
hogaya
Woh divya ki taraf mudda or usase bolla
Aman- divya kisko maara hai usne
Ye sun mujhe shock laga MATLAB isse ye
divya bullake layi hai BC ye ho kya raha hai
ye divya kyun kar ri hai aisa Maine toh isko
tabhi tak kuch kaha bhi nahin hai par BC ye
firbhi mere against hai ye chakkar kya hai
yaar
Divya us sunil ki taraf ungalli karti hui bolli
Divya-sir isne sunil ko maara hai dekho uske
munh se khoon bhi beh raha hai

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Main apna jutha bachaav karte hue bolla
Main- naa sir Maine toh hath bhi naa lagaya
usko
Aman-juth mat boll AP ye sab juth thodi
bolrahe hain or is pure school mein ita
bhayankar tu he maar shakta hai.......
BC woh toh mera saraafat ka naqaab
uttarne laga tha aise toh main ganda bacha
prove hojaunga isliye main uski baat bich
mein he kaatke bolla
Mqin-ji sir Maine he maara hai isko
Ye sunte he woh aman aise khus hua jaise
apni wife k liye boyfriend dhund liya ho BC
Aman- bahaar aaja class se

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Woh mujhe or divya ko sath leke apne cabin
mein aaya or dhundke ek mota dunda
nikaala or mere saamne aaya
Aman-school mein gundagardi karne aata
hai kya tu han
Ye kehte he usne woh danda mere ghutne
par diya BC gajab laga salla sarra sareer hill
gaya mujhe gussa toh gajab aaya par iska
main kar kuch bhi ni shakta tha BC full
attitude mein mujhe maar raha tha for usne
ek danda mere hath par maara jiske liye
main ready ni tha woh danda mere right
hand k anguthe par behtreen laga or turant
he anghuthe mein se khoon nikalne laga
jisase bure walla dard hua BC sarre sareer
mein current doud gaya mere hissab se
usne jaanbujh kar anghuthe par maara

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reason mujhe samajh ni aaya par ye pakka
tha ki usne maara jaanbujh kar tha or iske
piche jarur koi reason tha mere anghuthe
par se lagaatar khoon behraha tha ye dekh
woh divya bhi darr gayi woh ek or danda
maarta tabhi Deepika mam wahaan aayi or
mera khoon behta dekh chillayi
Deepika-aman stop it tum koi jaanwar ni ho
Deepika mam full gusse mein uspar chillayi
aman bhi usse dekhkar ekdum chownka
usse laga tha ki abhi tak koi teacher idhar ni
aaya hai isliye woh meri solid dhulayi karega
woh sapkapa gaya
Aman- w.w.w.w.woh m.a.m....
Deepika mam uspar chillati hui bolli
Deepika- shut up and get out of here

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Ye sunte he aman lawde Jaisa munh
banaake wahaanse rafaa dafa hogaya
deepika mam ne jaldi se apna rumall nikaala
or mere anguthe par lagadiya
Deepika- ohhh my god bahot khoon
behraha hai divya us drawer mein se first
aid kit lao
Divya-j.j.j.ki mam
Mam ne mereko table par baithaya mam ko
aise dekh mujhe thodi hansi aagayi
Deepika- tu Hans kyun raha hai tujhe gussa
ni aaraha
Mam ekdum chonkte hue bolli kyunki
aamtour par aisi situations mein mujhe
bahot gussa aata hai or main sammane
walls ki dai choddeta hun

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Main- gussa toh bahot aaraha hai yaar Salle
kutte se iska badla toh jarur lungaa kamina
kahinka
Deepika- hey watch your tongue
Main-ohh sorry mam
Divya first aid kit le aayi or mam cotton se
mera khoon saaf karne lagi or woh divya
apne class mein challi gayi
Deepika-waise hua kya tu fansa kaise
Main- ye haina kya naam hai iska haan divya
isne complaint ki
Deepika -what kyun ??
Main-pata ni konse janam kaa badla le rahi
hai Maine toh isko dekha bhi naa hai
dhangse

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Deepika- ladkiyan Teri dushman hoti he hain
aisa karega toh yahi hoga or dubara or jyada
pitega
Main- aap hona mujhe bachaane k liye
Deepika- han han jyada maska mat laga ye
bata ITE din kahan tha
Main- bus yahin ghumm raha tha thoda
kaam tha
Deepika- ohk koi nayi mill gayi thi kya
Ye sun mujhe hansi aagayi mam bhi hansdi
Main-naa yaar main sudharne laga hun ab
ladkiyon se durr rehta hun
Deepika- chal jhuta pagal kisi or ko banaiyo
Main-chodo yaar change the topic
Deepika- ohk nahin batana toh mat bata

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Mam naaraj hone ka jhuta natak karte hue
bolli

Update-45(The match 1)
Main-naatak acha karlte ho mam
Ye sun deepika mam ko hansi aagayi
Deepika-chal bata ab chup chap kya hua?
Main- pehle promise karo ki kisi ko ni
bataoge kisi ko bhi nahin
Deepika-ohk baba promise pakka walla
Fir Maine mam ko riya walli puri baat batayi
or jaise he mam ne puri baat suni unka
munh khulla ka khulla rehgaya unhe apne
kano par vishwash nahin ho raha tha woh
ektak mujhe ghurre jaa Rahi thi

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Main- hello mam kahan kho gaye
Ye sunke unko honsh aaya or woh present
mein waapis aayi
Deepika- AP tum sach boll rahe ho naa agar
ye juth hai toh tumhari khair nahin
Main-apki kasam yaar
Deepika-are wah gajab ho gaya fantastic I'm
so so so happy for u AP I just don't believe
this
Main-sachi mein yaar
Deepika-wah I'm with u on this mission
Main-thnku mam I luv u thoda thoda
Ye sun mam Jor se hansdi
Deepika -budhu kahinka

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Main- waise mam aaj kuch khas hai kya
school mein
Deepika-khas means???
Main-are kuch bhi koi VIP koi program etc
etc
Deepika-aisa kuch toh nahin par haan aaj
HFC school ki team k sath tumhara cricket
match hai
Ye sunte he mujhe jabardasht jhatka laga
Main-bhench.....
Deepika-kya hua???
Mqin-ab samajh mein aaya ki usne mere
hath par he danda kyun maara salla kutta
kamina
Deepika- MATLAB

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Main-matlab humara best player kon??
Deepika-tum
Main-humara captain kon???
Deepika-tum
Or ab main injured hun toh captain kon
Mam ne kuch der socha or fir chownktey
hue bolli
Deepika-oh my god it means ye sab Aashish
ne karwaya
Main-salla kutta pakka haarega meri
badhdua lagegi .par mere toh lag gaye
Deepija-kyun??
Main-ab principal sir mujhe dhangse
sunaenge ki main unki beijatti karwaane k
liye jaan bujh kar nahin khella etc etc or

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apko toh pata he hai ki principal or mera 36
kaa aankadaa hai so main toh gaya
Deepika- tera luck bhi naa ladkiyon ko
chodke kidhar bhi kaam ni karta itna achaa
moka tha kai log aane walle they unke
saamne tashion banaane kaa unsabko
chodd ita acha moka tha riya ko impress
karne ka
Main-bc hadd ho gayi ye toh
Ye sun mujhe kaafi dukh hua BC mast
chance tha apni hawa dikhane kaa woh bhi
hath se nikal gaya salla ye sun mujhe kaafi
gussa aaya par ab kuch naa ho shakta tha
mera angutha sujh kar full mota ho chuka
tha or bahot dard kar raha tha khelna toh
dur ki baat thi ab BC woh Aashish or hawa
maarega riya k saamne

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Main-chalo mam main class mein chalta
hun
Deepika- ohk bye
Main sadda saa munh banaake class ki or
chal diya Maine class mein entry ki toh
dekha ki Aashish and group kaafi khus they
full bakchodi kar rahe they bus riya apne he
dhun mein diary mein kuch likh Rahi thi
mujhe dekhte he Aashish chillaya
Aashish-kaise ho captain ohh! Sorry ex-
captain
Ye sun mujhe hansi aagayi Aashish ki awaaj
sunke riya ne bhi meri taraf dekha or jaise
he usne meri taraf dekha main firse
hadbada gaya or ankhein dusari taraf karli
Aashish-kya hua AP boss

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Main-k.k.k.uch ni sir good luck for the
match
Yeah kehke main uske piche aaya or apni
seat par baith gaya Aashish piche mudda
Aaahish-iska MATLAB tu pakka ni khel raha
Maine apna angutHaa usse dikhaya
Main-tujhe kya lagtaa hai
Ye sun Aashish kaafi khus hogaya uski khusi
uske cehre par saaf najar aa Rahi thi
Aashish-fir toh captain apun banega waise
aman sir ne Maaraa solid hai Saara
anguthaa he double hogaya hai
Main-jaa jaa tu team select kar bore naa kar

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Aashish-main toh team select karlungaa par
beta tujhe principal sir se kon bchaehga
tujhe bure walla sunaega
Main-hao main nipat lunga tu tension naa le
Aashish-ohk boss any tips
Main-sam or tu open kariyo one down Ravi
two down sunil
Aaahish-ohk and bowling
Main-bowling tu dekhliyo or unke spinners
se bachke rahiyo
Aashish-ohk boss are haan inse millo ye hai
Ajit raju uncle ka. Beta
Main-hello Ajit
Iska jawaab usne full akdu awaaj mein diya
Ajit-hello

44
Uski tone se saaf saaf pata lagraha tha ki
usko main passand ni aaya tha
Aashish-or ye hai riya ajit ki Behan
Main-hiii riya
Ye sun woh piche muddi or apni koyal jaise
awaaj mein bade he pyaarse bolli
Riya-hello
Uski awaaj iti pass se sunke main toh
behonsh hone ko hogaya kya nasha tha uski
awaaj mein ita kehkar woh waapis aage
muddi jisase mujhe pata laga ki woh bus
apne kaam se kaam rakhti hai
Aashish or uske punter match practice k liye
chale gaye Sam or Ravi already bahar they
ab wahaan bus ek do ladke Jo kitabi Kidde
hain woh or baaki ladkiyaan he bachi riya

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wahaan akeli baithi thi main uske sath baat
karne ki soch he raha tha ki samne gate par
humara taklu principal aagaya

Update-46(The match -2)

BC mujhe pata tha ki principal aaega par ye
ni pata tha ki class mein he aajaega salla
aajka toh din he kharaab hai
Principal ko dekhte he sab students khade
ho gaye jinmein main bhi shamill tha
principal andar enter hua or apni
kadkaddati awaaj mein bolla
Principal- Gud mrng students sit down pls
Ye sun sablog baithgaye principal piche meri
seat ki taraf aaya par bich mein he riya k
pass ruk gaya

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Principal- kaise ho riya beta???
Riya- I'm fine sir
Pri-school passand aaya naa apko?
Riya-ji sir bilkul
Pri-ohk beta app study karo main jara
humare sehjaade Se baat karlun
Salla sehjaada toh aise boll raha tha jaise
apni beti ki shadi mujhse he karwaega
Principal mere pass aaya or mere side mein
bench par baith gaya
Prin- kaise ho sir??
Usne thoda gusse mein mujhse pucha
Main-theek hun sir
Maine ekdum shanti se jawaab diya

47
Pri-kahaan gayab they ITE din
Main-bimaar tha sir
Pri-acha mujhe abhi abhi ashish ne bataya ki
tum aajka match ni khelrahe
Main-ji sir
Prin-main jaan shakta hun kyun??
Usne apni awaaj mein or gussa laate hue
mujhse pucha jiske jawaab mein Maine bus
apna anguthaa usse dikha diya
Princ-ye kya hua??
Main-sir kal chot lag gayi thi
Maine juth boltey hue kaha
Prin-ye jyaadatar tumhe aisi situation mein
he kyun chot lagti hai jab tumhe school k
liye kuch imp. Karna hota hai

48
Main-pata ni sir kuch keh ni shakta
Princi-juth mat bollo AP tumne jaanbujh kar
ye chot lagwayi hai mujhe pata hai
Main-are ni sir aapko koi galat fehmi hui
hai......
Principal meri baat bich mein he kaatate
hue bolla bolla kya mujhpar chillaya
Principal- mujhe koi galat fehmi ni hui hai
AP pagal naa banao mujhe .
Class ki Saari ladkiyaan mujhe he ghur Rahi
thi BC solid insult horahi thi
Principal- or ab bahot hua tumhara AP main
abhi or issi waqt se tumhe Sports
incharge,team captain or yahaan tak ki
tumhe apne house commander ki post se
bhi hataata hun

49
Ye sunke mujhe bure walla jhataka laga BC
ye toh Maine sapnon mein bhi nahin socha
tha salle ne faad di mera munh khulla ka
khulla rehgaya saare puraane students
munh faade principal ko he dekhe jaa rahe
they BC mujhe gajab gussa aaya or agar
deva bahi ne school mein sareef banane ko
naa kaha hota toh main is principal ki dai
choddeta madarfucker kahinka
Principal- tumhari jagah new commander or
captain k liye voting hogi tabtak k liye
aashish ko house commander and school
team captain banaya jaata hai
Ye kehke principal khada hua or sidha nikal
gaya or meri gand maargaya ye sab Maine
expect bilkul bhi ni kiya tha

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Sablog mujhe munh faade ghure jaa rahe
they yahaan tak ki riya bhi par filhaal mera
dhyan kahin or tha tabhi aashish kutton ki
tarah hanfta hua wahaan aaya uske cehre k
expressions se lag raha tha ki woh bure
walla shocked hai woh sidha mere pass aaya
Aaahish- AP kya y.y.e sach hai
Main- hao
Ye sun woh or bure walla chownka
Aashish- salla or tu abhi bhi shant baitha hai
pakka tu AP ka humshakkal hai tu AP ho he
nahin shakta
Main-bore mat kar yaar jaa enjoy your new
posts
Aashish- salla ab toh apun most reputed
student of this school hogaya aaj toh party

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pakki be abtoh main tujhe bhi thokk shakta
hun bachke rahiyo
Main- abe bolla na bore mat kar bhag
idharse
Ye kehke main khadda hua mujhe solid
gussa aaraha tha par filhaal main apne apko
shant karne ki ji Todd koshish kar raha tha
humlog niche prayer mein aaye or prayer
mein he principal me ye announcement
karfi ki mujhe sab posts se hata raha hai
pura school buried tarah shocked tha kissi
ko bhi ye ni pata tha ki aisa kuch hoga mere
opposition walle khub khus they or abtak
mera mind satak gaya tha main ab aman or
USS principal se badla lene ki soch raha tha
prayer khatam hui sablog ground k Charon
taraf baith gaye khade ho gaye thoda der

52
mein HFC school ki team bhi aagayi humari
team bhi lockerroom mein gayi or school
uniform nikaal team uniform pehnke aagaye
abhi practice chalu thi VIPs aanand suru
hogaye they VIPs k liye samne teachers k
sath chairs and sofa:s lage they main tabhi
ghum raha tha apne gusse ko control karne
k liye akela he Sam or Ravi ko Maine
practice k liye bhejdiya tha main wahaan
khadda tha ki kisine meri pith par hath
rakha main piche mudda toh ek or jhatka
mera intezar kar raha tha wahaan raju or
uske ek do punter they main samajh gaya ki
raju ko as a chief guest bulaya gaya hai raju
k cehre par muskaan thi or uske sath Riya
bhi thi
Raju- AP my boy kaise ho tum

53
Yeh kehke woh mere Galle milla formality k
liye
Main-acha hun uncle aap kaise ho??
Raju-main bhi badhiya hun AP tum practice
k liye ni gaye
Main-nope main ni khel raha
Raju-kyun?
Raju chonk ke bolla jiske badle Maine usse
anguthaa dikhaya
Raju- ohho ye kya hua??
Main-apko toh pata he hai main aide stunts
karta rehta hun
Raju- han bahi woh toh hai he waise ek
shikaayat thi tumse

54
Main-yahi ki main tumhaare area mein kya
kar raha tha?
Ye sun woh raju or uske log bure walls
chownkey yahaan tak ki riya bhi shocked thi
Raju- t.t.t..t.tumhe kaise pata???
Main- raju uncle main logon k dimaag bhi
padh leta hun
Raju-waah bahi waah kamaal ho tumbhi ab
bata bhi do tum kya kar rage they and ramu
ko kyun maara tumne
Main-dekho uncle main toh apni help karne
ko aaya tha woh vithall ka admin haina
Lamba SAA jaanwar kya naam hai uska.....
Raju- shabu

55
Main-haan sabhu Maine usse sehar mein
baat karte suna tha ki woh apki gaon walli
mill mein aag lagayega
Ye sun raju or bhi chownka
Raju-kya??
Main-ji yahi khabar main apko dene aaya
tha par apke logon he mujhe pakkad liya or
chaku bhi nikaal liya ab self defense toh
banta haina uncle
Raju- oh god toh ye baat hai Ramu mill ki
security double kardo
Mujhe andar he andar kaafi hansi aagayi

Update-47(the Bet)

56
Raju- AP aaj tum khelni rahe toh aap
humare sath baithkar dekho match
Main-ohk uncle no problem
Humlog stage par aae jidhar vip's baithe
they wahaan ek lamba sofa tha jispar side
mein main bich mein raju khud or uske
bagal mein riya baithi thi toss ho chuka tha
humari bowling thi pehle
Raju- are AP mere bachon se mille yaa ni
tum
Main-ji mill chuka hun ajit and riya
Raju- bahot ache
Riya bus apnihe dhun mein ground mein
dekh Rahi thi isliye koi fayda naa hua uske
pass baithne kaa

57
Raju- kya lagta hai AP 20 overs mein kitte
banalenge ye dusre Walle
Main-195-200 k bich
Raju-naa naa bahot jyada hain mere hissab
se 140-150 takk baddi mushqill se
pohanchenge
Main- raju uncle pehle dus over mein 95+
honge Or total 190 se 200 takk hoga pakka
sabse jyada run aashish khaega or sabse
jyada run bhi wohi banaega batting mein
Raju-chalo lagi shart
Main-lag gayi agar aap haare toh 9-0
hojaega apna record
Raju-or jeeta toh 8-1
Main- ohk lag gayi

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Tab jaake riya ne pehli baar humari taraf
dhyan diya or badi he pyari awaaz mein bolli
Riya- 9-0 MATLAB papa
Ye sun raju ko hansi aagayi
Raju-betu iska MATLAB AP mujhe abtak 9
baar hara chuka hai aise he challenge s
mein sharton mein or main abtak 0 baar
harra paaya hun isse ye humara record hai
Riya- really
Raju- sach mein beta ye bahot khatarnaak
cheej hai iski bholli bhalli shakal par mat
jaana ye kuch bhi kar shakta hai
Ispar riya meri or dekhke bolli
Riya-mere papa ko haraana utani badi baat
ni hai jitna unsee manwana ki woh haar

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gaye par tumne toh dono kaam kar diye.
impressive
Ye sun mujhe bahot khussi hui chalo thodi
bahot toh impress hui
Main- thnku
Bus main itna he boll paya ki woh fir bolli
Riya - Lekin mere hissab se 170-180 hoga
Raju- naa na 140-150 hoga
Riya- challo meri taraf se bhi bet lag gayi
Ispar Maine hanske kaha
Main-1-0 hojae apna record
Riya- woh toh hoga he but usme 1 mera
hoga
Ye sun mujjhe hansi aagayi

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Main- challo lag hayi
Raju- ohk mera hai 140-150 riya betu ka hai
170-180 or AP tumhaara hai 190-200
dekhte hain kon jeetega
Mujhe pata tha ki humari bowling weak hai
or mera bina toh bahot weak hai unki
batting strong hai or bowling unko bhi weak
hai unka score 200 k lagbhag toh aaram se
jaaega Main isliye or bhi khus tha ki chalk
riya me mujhse baat toh ki main principal or
aman ki Saari baatein bhull gaya tha or
filhaal game par concentrate kar raha tha ye
shart toh meko jitani he thi caahe kaise bhi
ho
Pehle over aashish daal raha tha aashish ek
medium pacer hai iski batting theek hai par
bowling mein bakchodi karta hai agar uski

61
ball swing hui toh ye wickets nikaalega or
agar na hui toh isse bahot bure walli padti
hai 20-20 match tha or starting k 6 overseas
power play tha keval 2 fielders he bahar
they circle se

Update-48( match started)

Saamne HFC school kaa opener tha Aryan
ye ek explosive batsman hai Jo bahot he
behtreen khelta hai or powerplay mein toh
khaal uttar deta hai maine apni bet iske
bharose lagayi thi agar ye 10 over bhi khelta
hai toh main ektarfa shart jeet jaaunga
aashish ne aaj apna run up kaafi lamba liya
aam tour par woh kaafi chota run up leta
hai or medium bowl daalta hai Lekin BC ne

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aaj lamba run up liya or ek full speed
swinger dalli Jo padte he bahar ki or gayi
Aryan ne defense karna caaha lekin bowl
bat ke kaafi durse gayi sidha keeper k pass
saare player aashish ki taraf he dekh rahe
they ki BC ne aise kaise daali aaryan ko bhi
samajh mein naa aaya usne toh medium
speed Sochi thi par ye toh faster aayi
aashish k gang wallon ne full too sitiyaan
maari aashish kaafi khus tha faster Jo ban
gaya tha but usne apne fast bowling kaa
debut karne k liye galat opposition chunliya
tha Aryan ki speciality thi fast bowling or
woh usse dhone walla tha next bowl aashish
ne laghbhag same he dalli abki baar Aryan
bilkul taiyaar tha ye bowl bhi padke bahar ki
or nikali aashish usse kiper k hathon Catch

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out karwana caahta tha Aryan ne bhi uski
mansa samajhte hue bus ball ko halka sa
edge diya Jo 2nd slip k pass se nikali or sidhi
4 run k liye aashish ne slips ni lagayi thi Jo
uski kaafi badi galati thi
Aashish dekhta raha asli match suru ho
chuka tha aashish ne agli bowl patki Jo
speed se aayi bouncer par Aryan ne thoda
piche hatke upper cut kheldiya ekdum
classic shot 6 run k liye ekdum pure shot tha
bilkul sahi aashish ab aggressive hogaya or
next bowl usne behtreen yorker daali jise
Aryan ne badi muskill se roka 5th ball
aashish ne daali aaryan ne bahar nikalkar
ghumma diya leg side mein kaafi uncha
chakka behtreen shot HFC school walle kaafi
khus they chilla re they apni team ko

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cheerup kar re they next ball par Aryan ne
singal liya pehla over hua khattam

1.0 mein 17/0

Pehla over bahot mehnga gaya raju k cehre
par chinta saaf saaf najar aa Rahi thi wahin
dusri taraf riya k cehre ko main samajh ni
paa rah tha
Aryan ne pehle over mein he pura dabaav
daal diya tha next over bhi faster kaa tha
sunil kaa jisko Maine thappad diya tha
Pehli bowl par he Aryan ne shaandar 4ka
jadd diya
Dusri bowl par halke hath se khela single
tha but misfield k karan Aryan be 2 run
leliye

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3rd bowl khaalli 4th par Aryan ne ek
behtreen lofted shot lagaya 6 run k liye
5th dot bowl
6th par aryan ne firse double liya
pehle 2 over mein 31 run ho chuka they Jo
pure Aryan k he they
Next over dusre batsman be khela jiska
naam Jeevan tha aashish bowler tha
1st bowl khaali behtreen yorker
2nd bowl bhi khaali bouncer sir k pass se
gayi
3rd bowl par 2 run
4th bowl khaali
5th bowl par bowled jeevan out hogaya

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BC shot lagaane ki kya jarurat thi bada aaya
Sachin tendulkar salla tikkar ni khel shakta
tha run kaafi hain
par aaryan data hua tha or agle2 overs mein
usne bahot bhayankar diye pehle 5 over
mein score 64/1 tha usme se aryan k 60 run
they 21 bowls par
Main- kyun raju uncle ladka mast haina
Raju- woh toh hai par uske alawa team mein
kuch naa hai ye out hua or team gayi
samjho
Main- lets see
Next over ajit ne dalla Jo ek spiner tha main
usse firat time kheltey hue dekh raha tha
usne pehli he bowl ek fultoss daali jisse
Aryan ne aage badhke khela par shot miss

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time hua or hawa mein tang gaya or Ravi ne
ek aashaan SAA catch pakda or Aryan out
BC salla ita acha khel raha tha gandu out
hogaya woh bhi aisi chutiya bowl par main
hoga toh 120meter kaa 6ka maarta salla
match ki gand maardi aashish k jaane k
baad run slow hogaye par wickets ni girre ek
shart main jeet gaya
Main-loo raju uncle ek bhavisyawaani toh
sach hui Maine bolla tha pehle 10 over mein
95+ honge dekhlo 10 over mein 100 par 3
hain
Raju- woh toh hai chalo aage dekhte hain
Raju toh shart laghbhag haar he chuka tha
kyunki abhi 10 over or 7 wicket baaki they
or run keval 50 raju bhi samajh gaya tha

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isliye uska interest match mein mam hogaya
tha ab mukkabla mera or riya kaa tha

Update-49(The last moments)

HFC team ka score 10 over mein 100 par 3
wickets tha is hissab se mera jitna pakka tha
creeze par 2 set batsman's they MATLAB
last 10 over mein 90 run toh pakka banane
walle they raju kaa cehra firse waisa he
hogaya tha jaisa pichali shart k baad hua tha
yaani sadda hua next 6 overs mein 50 runs
aaye jisase team kaa score
16 over mein 150 par 3 they raju shart haar
gaya tha or ab thodi tension mujhe bhi hone
lagi thi kyunki last 6 overs mein run slow

69
aaye they or ab mujhe jeetne k liye next 4
overs mein 40+ runs caahiye the and riya ko
30 yaa usase kam match bada he
romaanchit kardene walla tha last moments
ye decide karengi ki kon jeetega riya ya main
next over ajit ne dalla jisme 10 runs aaye
mujhe 10 ki avg he caahiye thi per over or
ajit k is over k sath score pohanche gaya
17 over mein 160 par 3
Usase next over sunil ne dalla jisme 3 choke
lage usme aaye 12 run har choke k sath
meri khusi double hoti gayi 18 over mein
score pohanch gaya 172 par 3 abtoh match
lagbhag meri muthi mein tha ab jaake
mujhe riya k cehre par thodi bahot tension
dikhi thi jisse dekh mere honthon par halki
si muskuraahat fail gayi

70
Next over aashish ne firse ajit ko diya mujhe
laga ki issi over mein riya haar jaegi par hua
theek uska ultaah ajit ne pehli ball flighted
daali batsman ne aage badhkar khela caaha
but beat hua or beat hote he keeper ne
turant usse out kardiya 4thi wicket girgayi
thi mujhe laga koi ni abhi bhi apun he
jeetega new batsman aaya tha or usse settle
hone mein time lagna tha or hua bhi bilkul
aisa he woh new batsman pehli ball par he
beat hua salla aate he ankh band karke
ghumaaya salla chutiya or aisa he same 2
same Salle ne next ball par kiya bat bahot
jorse ghummaya par ball bat ke kaafi durr se
nikal gayi again beat hua mera Mann Uss
kamine ko galli dene kaa kar raha tha BC
kamsekam single he lele dusri taraf settled

71
batsman hai usse strike de woh toh
maarega he maarega mujhe yahaan har
bande k yahi baat ghatiya lagti hai
bhenchod apni team k liye koi ni khelta bus
Salle apne liye yaa fir ladkiyon par befaltu
kaa impression daalne k liye khelte hain
team caahe gand marwae impression padna
caahiye sale lodu kahin k aise he player aage
jaake match fixer bante hain khair dusri
taraf ka batsman usse kuch samjhaake gaya
toh mujhe laga chalo ab toh strike dega he
4th ball ajit ne dalli par us baklode ko koi
akal nahin aayi or woh waise he ankh band
karke creeze se nikala ball slow aayi but Us
baklode kaa bat kaafi pehle ghumm gaya
jiska parinaam ye hua ki woh bakloda clean
bowled hogaya bhenchod salla ye pakka

72
match fixer tha likh k lelo Salle ne pakka
paise khaaye hain ispar inquiry baithni
caahiye main iske khilaaf awaaz uthaunga
chodunga ni iski gand maardunga supreme
court kaa darwaza khatkhataaunga salla
chakka
Khair last 2nd ball aayi over ki new batsman
tha usne halke hath se shot khela or run
lene doud padda ye hote hain player ye
pakka ekdin desh kaa naam roshan karega
mujhe laga usne settled batsman ko strike
dene k liye aisa kiya hai par bhenchod gand
tab mari jab single pura karte he woh
bakland dusre run k liye bhaga Jo kabhi tha
he nahin woh bhaga toh dusre batsman ko
bhi bhagna padda or woh dusra batsman
abhi adhi pitch par he tha jab uske stumps

73
direct hit se UDD gaye " Bhains maand k
lossmunde" Salla ye naye walla bhi fixer hai
main toh kehta hun puri team he fixer hai
inhone pakka paise khaaye hain judge
sahaab main toh kehta hun ye match yahin
cancel kardiya jaana caahiye or is team ko
cricket se barkhaasht kardena caahiye
Ek mint AP lawde tu baat kisase kar raha hai
' mere Mann ne mujhse pucha
Khudse he' Maine bhi andar he andar usse
jawaab diya
Lawde tu khudse baat karraha hai mere
Mann ne fir pucha
Yeah I talk to myself because sometimes I
need expert advice Maine fir jawaab diya
Bhosdk ye kya tha usne fir mujhse pucha

74
Yaar kal Fb par dekha tha toh yahaan chipka
diya or ab tu chup reh match dekhne de

Woh settled batsman bhi out hogaya tha

jispar meri Saari ummedein tikki hui thi is
over ki last ball par ek single aaya is tarah
team kaa score hua
19 over mein 174 par 6 salla kamse match
tie he karwado mere or riya k bich salla kuch
toh karo
Ab unke laat k chutiya batsman's they last
over aashish daalne walla tha ab main toh
jeet naa shakta tha isliye kaash 180+ ban
jayein toh tie hojae issi soch k sath Maine
match par najarein gadda di

75
Pehli ball aashish ne ek full speed bouncer
daali jisase khel ne ki jagah woh batsman
darr k maare niche baith gaya or ball khalli
nikal gayi Salle ghanta k cricketer ho be
hijdo ki fouj hai BC
2nd ball aashish ne full speed se dalli Jo
sidhi pad se lagi lbw ki jordaar appeal or ye
out
Hat madarchod mujhe review caahiye abhi
replay karo pehle edge laga hai dekha judge
sahaab ye umpire bhi milla hua hai sab fixer
hain inhe jail honi caahiye main shant nahin
baithunga main cheekha chillaya par kisi ne
meri nahin suni and then mujhe dhyaan
aaya ki logon ko sunaane k liye mujhe apne
andar nahin bahar kuch bolna padega

76
Tailender batsman aaya 3rd ball par badi
mushqill se usne bat touch kiya or bhaagke
1 run le liya
Score hua 19.3 mein 175 par 7
Last 3 balls bacgi thi or main haarne ki
kagaar par khadda tha
Hey bhagwaan tie karwaade ek 4kka
lagwade

Update-50(Result)
Main soch raha tha ki kaash kaash tie he
hojaye
4th ball ashish ne dalli batsman ne ankh
band karke bat ghumaya lekin ball ko touch
bhi naa hua ek or dot ball salla ye chutiya

77
ghanta cricket khelega bat naa pakadna aata
bc ko
Raju kaa cehra aise khill gaya tha jaise ye
shart woh khud jeet gaya ho salla bakloda
khud toh haarke baitha hai fir bhi Hans raha
hai Salle mein ijjat naam ki koi cheej he
nahin hai bakloda kahin kaa raju ne meri or
dekhte hue Hans k kaha
Raju- AP beta haarne kaa time aagaya hai
tumhari winning streak yahin khatam hoti
hai akhirkaar riya bitiya ne tumhe harra he
diya
Main- 2 ball baaki hain abhi uncle
Maine juthi hansi hanste hue kaha
Raju- chalo dekhte hain

78
Next ball aashish ne lamba run up leke dalli
batsman ne fir ankh band karke ghumaya
leg side mein but ball bat kaa edge leke
keeper k upar se nikali or 3rd man se pehle
boundary line. K par 4 run
Are gajab launde gajab faad di tune toh ye
banda aage jaega cricket field mein caahe
likh k lelo merese kissi ka baap bhi ni ROK
shakta is bande ko
Is shot k sath raju k cehre ki hawaiyaan firse
UDD gayi salla AP se panga or sehar mein
danga jaanlewa hote hain Maine riya ki taraf
dekha woh abhi bhi shantise match dekh
Rahi thi salla isko koi feelings naa hain kya
jabse aise he dekhe jaa Rahi hai
Khair score hua 19.5 mein 179 par 7

79
Last ball ye decide karegi ki main haarunga
yaa tie hoga match main dill thaamke match
ki taraf dekh raha tha BC itna tension mujhe
khelte hue naa hua jitna aaj ho raha hai last
ball aashish ne dalli batsman ne bat
ghumaya ball or bat kaa contact hua or ball
sidhi gai leg side mein shot lagte he
batsman bhaga ek run pura kiya meri toh
sansein rukk gayi thi turant woh dusre run k
liye bhaga behtreen running between tha
wickets or throw keeper end par aayi
batsman or keeper dono ne same time
action liya keeper ne wickets uddadi
batsman pahuncha ya nahi
Raju toh khadda ho gaya tha or main bhi
ankhein fadd fadd k leg umpire ko he dekhe
jaa raha tha ki out dega yaa nahin fielding

80
walle appeal kar rahe they or leg umpire ne
apni ungalli khadi karte hue usse out karaar
diya BC third umpire lo bulao replay karo
salla is lawde umpire ne aise kaise out
dediya ghusskhor unhe paise dedein toh
salla nanga naache ye yahaan salla ita close
maamla tha or according to cricket rules
benifit of doubt kaa fayda batsman ko
millna caahiye salle ko cricket ka c bhi naa
pata banda aaya international umpire bc
Gand margayi BC salla saare match ki aisi
taisi kardiraju ki khusi kaa thikkana naa raha
woh lagaatar hainse jaa rah tha par
achaanak raju ki hansi ekdum ruk gayi
Maine uski or dekha woh ankhein faade
ground mein dekhe jaa raha tha ye dekh
main bhi khadda hua and uski najaron kaa

81
picha kiya toh saamne kaa drishya dekh
mera murjhaya hua cehra firse khill gaya BC
ye toh no ball thi meri najar samne 2nd
umpire par thi jo no ball kaa ishaara kar
raha tha ye dekh main uchalla baaki ground
mein usase kissi ko kuch na hua but unhone
konsi shart lagayi thi main raju ki taraf
dekha uska cehra fate hue bartan kaisa
hogaya tha
Score hua 19.5 mein 181 par 8 beshak woh
batsman run out hua ho lekin apna kaam
ban gaya tha mera Mann khusi se langar
dance karne kaa horaha tha or abtoh riya
bhi shocked thi chalo feelings toh hain isme
BC last ball firse daalni thi new batsman
creeeze par tha aashish ne ball dalli
batsman ne full power se bat ghumaaya ball

82
sidhe bat par aayi or full power se leg side
mein golli ki tarah gayi 4 run k liye koi fielder
ko hillne kaa moka naa milla garma garam 4
run match bilkul behtreen tarikkese tie hua
tha dono k bich mein aake rukk gaya tha
main badi he mushqill se apni exitment ko
ROK raha tha
Main- raju uncle chonk gaye naa
Raju- w.w.w.oh
Raju ko shabd naa mill rahe they
Raju- woh no ball naa girti toh tum
haarjaate
Main-haan aise he agar us din apple newton
sirji par naa girta toh pata ni aaj kya hita

83
Ye sunke riya bhi hanspadi and uski hansi
dekhne mere liye time wahin kaa wahin
rukk gaya

Update-51(The mistake)
Humari team ko target milla tha 186 ka Jo
Sam Ravi or aashish teenon akele he banna
shaktey they isliye ye match hum aaram se
jeetne wale they lekin hua iska opposite
aashish or ajit opening k liye aaye aashish
bhosdk ne apni aukaat dikhadi thi kyunki
current mein Ravi se badhiya opener koi naa
tha salla captaincy ki hawa dikha raha tha
In dono ne starting mein wickets nahin diye
par runs bhi itane nahin banaye starting k 6
overs mein 39 runs hue humare Jo hone

84
caahiye they 50+ ajit bahot slow khel raha
tha
Us time raju ko koi imp call aaya usne baat
ki or phone cut karke mujhe bolla
Raju- ohk AP beta mujhe ab jaana hoga
thoda kaam hai
Main-ji uncle kaam pehle hona caahiye jarur
jaiye
Raju- chalo aao tanik idhar thoda kaam hai
tumse bhi
Main-ji Chaliye
Main raju k sath sath bahar ki taraf chaldiya
woh sabko bye bolke bahar ki taraf aaya
Main- bollo kya kaam tha
Ispar raju mujhe ghurrte hue bolla

85
Raju- mujhe pata hai tum usdin mujhe
warning dene nahin aaye they
Ye sun main chownka
Main-kya matlab+?
Raju- AP main koi chutiya nahin hun Jo koi
kuch bhi bolega or main uski baat par yakin
karlunga ortumhaari baat toh main kabhi
naa maanunga filhaal mujhe nahin pata ki
tum wahaan kyun gae they or naa he main
jaanana caahta hun lekin agar dubaara tu
udhar dikha toh main tera woh hassal
karunga ki tu soch bhi nahin shakta
Yesun mujhe bhi gussa aaya
Main- raju bahi tereko pata haina main kon
hun or tujhe ye bhi pata hai ki mujhpar aisi
dhamkiyon kaa koi ashar nahin padhta AP Jo

86
caahta hai wahi karta hai or isme kissi kaa
baap bhi AP ko nahin ROK shakta
Ye sun woh ramu gusse mein meri taraf
aaya
Ramu- Salle......
Maine usse bich mein he roka
Main- us din walla punch bhull gaya kya
bhosdk
Raju- AP mujhe pata hai ki tu khudse upar
kissi ko bhi nahin maanta lekin tujhe filhaal
dushman hone k naatey main ek baat bata
dun
Main- jaldi bhonk mera time khoti mat kar

87
Raju- tune Jo us aanand or uske bete ko
maara tha naa unhi k sehar mein and unhi k
school mein
Main- haan maara tha
Raju- woh vithall k cacha kaa yaani mere or
vithall k cacha ka khaas relative hai toh
cacha ne usse wadda kiya hai ki jaldi he woh
teri woh haalat karega ki tu soch bhi nahin
shakta
Ye sun main chownka
Raju- chownka gaya na isliye bolraha hun
apne ghar par he raha kar warna lalko lash
bhi naa milegi
Ye kehke woh sab hansne lage
Main- waise ye cacha kon hai??

88
Raju- surendra Singh naam toh suna he
hoga??
Ye sun mujhe jhatka laga salla gand margayi
Main- ACP surrender singh ???? Incounter
specialist
Mujhe aise dekh raju ko hansi aagayi
Raju- haan darr kyun raha haibe fattgayi
kya ?
Main-naa be woh....
Raju-isiliye bolta hun kand karne se pehle
soch liya kar ki samne walla kahan tak
pohanch shakta hai ab surendar Teri ache se
maarega
Ye kehke raju gaadi mein baitha or challa
gaya or main wahin khadda rehgaya salla

89
sahi kaha raju ne mujhe pehle sochlena
caahiye tha sallla galti se mistake hogaya BC
ab Toh tuffan machega

Update-52( Fucked up)

Raju k jaane k kaafi der baad tak main
wahan khada ye sochta raha ki BC yeh
Maine kya kardiya sach kahun toh mujhe
thoda actually thoda nahin kaafi jyada darr
lag raha tha aap logon ko surendar Singh k
baare mein batadun
Humari district ka Acp hai umar 40 k upar
6.4 feet lamba pehalwaan type body
robdaar cehra in short bahot dangerous
maanus hai salla bollne se pehle golli challa
deta hai incounter specialist hai but full

90
corrupt officer hai ek gang wallon se paise
leke dusre gang wallon ka in counter karta
hai usase sabki fatati hai or filhaal mera bhi
wahi hall tha jaldi kuch plan bannana
padega warna woh gand mein golli
maardega Jo pata nahin kahan se bahar
aaegi yaa shayad aae bhi naa andar he
rehjaaye naa naa bahar toh aana he padega
caahe fir doctor he kyun naa nikaale
postmortam mein chal beta AP taiyaar hoja
gand Marne walli hai
main wahaan se waapis ground ki taraf aaya
riya abhi bhi akeli baithi thi maine apne
aapko normal dikhaaane ki full kosish ki ek
lambi sans khinchi or challa riya ki taraf or
jaake uske thoda kareeb baitha pehle
humare bich raju baitha tha so main usase

91
durr tha par ab main uske kaafi kareeb tha
usne ek baar meri taraf dekha or bade he
pyaar se bolli
Riya- papa gaye kya?
Main- haan
Mere munh se bus itana he nikala kehna toh
main bahot kuch caahta tha par mujhe
shabd he nahin mille rahe they main ektak
usse ghure jaa raha tha usse dekhke main
apni Saar tension. Bhull gaya tha caahe woh
surendar ho ya raju
Kuch toh baat thi usme Jo usse dekhte he
main alag duniya mein pahonch jaata tha
woh sharbatti ankhein rehami julfein......
Aage bhul gaya google se dekh k bataunga
par Jo bhi ho ganna bada mast tha

92
Main apne mein he khoya tha ki riya bolli
Riya- hello kahan kho gaye??
Ye sun main sakpaka gaya
Main- w.w.woh I mean score kya hua hai
Riya- 9 over mein 70 par 0
Main- kaise slow slow khelrahe hain yelog
aise toh haarjaenge
Riya- haan dono bachon ki tarah khel rahe
hain
Main-lagta hai cricket mein kaafi interest hai
tumhe
Riya- bahot jyada or tumhe
Ye sunke mujhe hansi aagayi
Main- Sachin paaji k baad pata hai kiska
naam aata hai

93
Ye sunke riya thodi si muskurayi
Riya-kiska tumhaara ?
Main- naa sanjay dutt kaa aata hai
Ye sunke woh khilkhilla k hansi
Riya- very funny well serioisly batao kaisa
kheltey ho tum
Main- current mein apni age group kaa best
cricketer hun main
Riya -are waah sach mein
Main- yakeen naa ho toh ashish se puchlena
agar main khel raha hota toh abtak jeet
chuka note humlog
Riua - gud MATLAB acha kheltey ho
Main-ji

94
Ye kehke woh fir match mein busy hogayi ye
thi meri 1st complete conversation Uske
sath Jo kaafi had tak positive Rahi warna
aajka pura din negative he nikla hai or sabse
main baat woh bhosdk jaanwar surendra
Singh pata ni ab kya karega BC fatti padi hai

Update-53( Mangal in action)

9 over mein 70 par 0 they 11 overs mein
humein 116 run caahiye they 10.6 ki run
rate se Jo kaafi jyada they agar ye dono aise
he khelte rahe toh haarna tay tha humara
Tabhi Ravi mere pass aaya
Main- kya hua sirji?
Ravi- bahi chal kya raha hai ab aisa match
bhi haarna padega kya? Yeh dono khel kaise

95
rahe hain 8 se bhi niche ki run rate hai or
required 10+ ki aise kaise chalega bahi??
Iska jawaab riya ne diya
Riya- ajit bahiya toh aise he khelte hain slow
slow batting karte hain. Bowling aati hai
unhe bowler hain woh par pata nahin
aashish ne opening kyun karwai unse
Main- tu ek kaam karbe ab bus in mein se
ek out hone he walla hai toh next tu jaiyo
aage spinner k 4 over hain unmein shots
lagaiyo or fasters ko aaram se kheliyo then
two down Sam ko bhejiyo fasters ko woh
sambhall lega aaram se jeetjaenge
Ravi- ohk bahi jo bhi ho ye salla aman ne
galat kiya bahi usne jaan bujh k dushmani
nikaalne k liye danda maara usse bhi pata

96
hona caahiye ki tere bina humlog
haarjaenge toh beijatti toh pure school ki
hogi naa
Main- bhuljaa be tumlog jitaadoge pakka jaa
tu ready hoja batting aanewali hai teri
Ravi- ohk bahi
Ye kehke Ravi wahaan se challa gaya
Riya- dushmani MATLAB
Main- nothing yaar bus thodi bahot
misunderstandings hain mere or unke bich
Riya- jis hissab se tumhe danda maara hai
USS hissab se thodi nahin bahot jyada
misunderstandings hain
Ye sunke mujhe hansi aagayi woh bhi
muskura di

97
Tabhi mera phone Baja Maine nikaala ispar
riya shock hoti hui bolli
Riya- tum school mein phone leke aate ho
Main- haan kabhi kabhi ,excuse me
Ye kehke main side mein Aaaya phone
mangal kaa tha Maine uthaaya
Main- boll bahi
Mangal- baklode tune surendra Singh se
panga liya hai
Main- are woh kya haina...woh...darashall
Mangal-juth naa bol kamine mujhe sab pata
hai
Main- bahi galati se hogaya Mereko konsa
pata tha ki woh surendra kaa relative hai

98
Mangal- sale tujhe pata haina surendra
Singh kon hai aisi taisi karega woh
Main- yeh pata haibe tu sambhall le usko
Mangal- paglait koi aira gaira lawda naa hai
woh surendar Singh naam hai uska Salle
ache khasse gunde pant mein muttdete
hain uske naamse bada aaya sambhall le
walla
Main- tu ruk ghar aake planning karte hain
Mangal-ohk or beta agar ye deva bahi ko
pata chala naa toh tu samajh jaa aaage fir
Main- or beta agar unhe pata challa toh Teri
gand Mardunga samjha
Mangal-ohk deva bahi ko main sambhall
lunga

99
Main- chal ohk bye
Yeh kehke Maine phone cut kardiya match
mein ajit out ho chuka tha Ravi creeze par
tha
11over mein 76 par 1 tha last 9 over mein
110 runs caahiye they or Ravi open naa kar
paane k kaaran frustrated tha or ye
frustration saamne wallon par nikalne walli
thi
12th over spinner ka tha saamne Ravi tha
1st Baal fligted ball Jo tappa khaate he turn
hoti hai par Ravi ne usse tappa he nahin
khaane diya aage badhkar hawa mein he
kheldiya 6 run k liye behtreen shot
Asli match kaa maja abhi aane waala tha

100
Update-54(Surendra Singh)
Ravi ne aate he fast khelna suru kardiya jiska
nateeja ye nikala ki usne agle 5overs mein
69 runs banwadiye jinmein se kuch Aashish
k bhi they toh ab score pohanche chuka tha
16 overs mein 145 par 1
Next 4 overs mein 41 runs caahiye they Jo
ab aashaani se ban jaane they
Riya-tumhaara frnd acha khelta hai
Main- frnd nahin bahi he is my cousin
batting gajab karta hai
Riya- ohh gud
Tabhi Ravi out hogaya but woh apna kaam
kar chuka tha ab match humari mutthi mein
tha

101
Achaanak mera phone Baja Jo mangal kaa
tha main wahaan se uthaa or side mein
aaya
Main- boll bahi
Mangal- beta jahaan bhi ho jaldi nikal
wahaan se or ghar ki taraf aa jaldi se nikal
Main- kyun be kya hua?ita pareshhan kyun
hai tu
Mangal- bhosdk surendra k aadmi aa rahe
hain tere liye school mein beta jaldi bhaag
Main-bhenchod margayi gand
Mangal-jaldi
Maine turant phone apni jeb mein daala or
Ravi ko awaaj di
Main- ohk riya main chalta hun

102
Riya -ohk
Salla kam se kam bye he bolldeti par koi
nahin Ravi bhaagke udhar aaya
Ravi-kya hua be
Main-jaldi bike par baith raastey mein
bataata hun
Maine bike nikali Ravi ko sab bataya
Ravi- bhosdk humne surendra singh se
panga liya hai
Main-haan lawde or woh humari gand
maardega
Ravi-bhosdk gandu kya jarurat thi hero
banane ki
Main-chup kar lawde udhar toh tu he boll
raha tha maar madarjjaat ko sir foddde

103
gand fod de Salle ki or ab bolta hai kya
jarurat thi
Ravi- sale woh toh flow flow mein munh se
nikal gaya tha
motorcycle 100 ki speed se chal raha tha ki
Maine side mirror mein dekha piche ek
black bolero or 2 Scorpio maari thi full
speed se ye dekh Maine speed or bhi badha
di
Main- lawde piche dekh Salle aare hain
Ravi-mar gayi gand bhosdk bhaga
Main-saale usse tej naa chalega ye bike hai
jahaaj nahin
Ravu-beta mar gayi firtoh gand fudwaane ko
taiyaar hoja

104
Main-tu mangal ko chaal laga or mujhe de
Ravi ne mangal ko call kiya or phone mere
kaanse laga diya Jo laga nahin
Main- lawde aise he mere kaan mein thuss
diya pehle check toh kar laga hai yaa nahi
Ravi- bahi gand margayi nahin lag raha hai
call
Tabtak woh gadiyaan humare bagal mein aa
chuki thi unmein kai gundey type log
baithey they achaaanak unmein se ek gaadi
aage nikali or just humare aage jaakar ruki
mujhe achaanak break lagaani padi bike
speed par thi jisase woh skid hote hue sidhu
gaadi mein jaa thuki jisase kuch khas impact
naa hua bus humlog niche girrgaye
Main-lag gayi bhenchod

105
Tabhi in gadiyon mein se kareeb 20 admin
mille with hockey sticks chains Jo sale sakal
se he sadak chaap gunde lag rahe they BC
Humlog fans chukey they or gand futtani tay
thi
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Update-55(the brawl again)

Humlog uthe tabtak woh sablogne humein
Charon taraf se gherr liya tha tabhi unmein
se ek bolla
Admi1- tum 2no mein se AP kon hai
Main- dekh bhosdk maarna hai toh beshak
double maarle but aise beijatti naa kar
gandu haryana kaa hoke AP ko ni jaanta

106
Admin- salla sirji ne bhi is bache ko haspatal
pahunchaane k liye Hume bulaaya salla uske
liye toh dhamki he kaafi hai waise he darrke
marr jaega
Main- baklode ruk thoda time fir yahi ladka
Teri gand faad dega beta abhi jaanta naa hai
tu apunko tere us surendra Singh jaise naa
jaane kitane aaye or kitane gaye par tera
papa aaj bhi idhar he hai main kissi k baap
se naa darrta
Actually main wahaan. Boll toh raha tha par
andar he andar meri fatti padi thi main bus
ye sab time pass k liye kar raha tha taaki
kuch ulat pulat hojaye
Admi-saale akad hai tujhmein

107
Main- bachpan se chal tujhe ek story
sunaata hun waise ek baat bata tune kabhi
south indian movies dekhi hain
Admi-naa
Maun-bus toh fir ekdum ache se samjhega
tu. Ye tab ki baat hai jab main chota tha
MATLAB aajse kuch din pehle tab ek ladki se
mujhe pyaar hogaya par uska baap gunda
tha toh usne mujhe bahot maara ye dekh
idhar bhi maara idhar bhi maara dekh ye
nishaan haina mere hath par yahaan
talwaar lagi thi mujhe
Admi-par ye toh mamuli SAA nishaan hai
Main- lawde baat puraani hai tab ye nishaan
kaafi lamba tha lekin ab chota hogaya or

108
lawde story meri hai bich mein naa ROK
mujhe
admmu-ohk sorry
Main- toh main kahan tha ummmm,,, dekh
lawde bhull gaya naa Teri wajah se bata ab
kahan tha main
Ravi- tujhe maara unlogo ne
Main- unhone maara mujhe toh
aage ...........
Admi-saalle pagal bana raha hai mujhe aise
soch soch ke kya bata raha hai
Main- lawde samjhta naa hai tu abhi bolla
toh tha baat bahot puraani hai aise kaise
yaad rahegi ab tu bata ek haftey pehle tune
kya khaaya tha bata

109
Ye sun usne thoda socha
Admi-yaad naa hai
Main-dekha Jab tujhe ek haftey puraani
baat yaad naa hai toh mujhe kaise hogi be
iti durrani baat
Admi-theek aage bata
Main- haan tab mujhe gussa aaya bahot
jyaada jaise abhi aaraha hai toh Maine akele
ne uske baap k saare admiyon ko talwaaron
se kaat diyatha itana burry tarah maara tha
ki dekhne wallon ki g... Fatke hath mein
aagayi thi
Admi- 1 mint ye kahaani mujhe kahin dekhi
hui lagri hai
Main- lawde juthe tune toh mana kiya tha ki
tu south movies naa dekhta chaadarmod

110
Admi-haan yaad aaya ye toh woh south
waali film ki kahaani hai konsi film thi woh
ummmmmm....
Main- lawde soch kya raha hai har film ki
yahi kahaani toh hoti hai
Ravi- waah lawde kya bakchodi kari hai tune
sale ab woh or gand maarenge
Admi-bahot hui tumhari bakchodi maaro
saaalon ko or dhyaan se jaanse naa marna
caahiye ye
Main- suno baklode agar main jinda Bach
gaya toh tumhari pichwaade kaa parashuit
banaake udaaunga saalo ek ek ko thok
dunga tumhe

111
Admi- ohho firtoh dikkat hojaaegi ek kaam
karo be jaan se he maardo saalo ko warna
toh ye humein maarega
Main-are lawde majaak tha joking kar raha
tha dekh main Hans bhi raha hun thoda sa
haina aise meri chutiya aadat hai mujhe jab
bhi koi dialogue yaad aata haina toh main
uss e rokk na pata or flow flow mein nikal
jaata hai
Admi-pakka naa
Main- are pakka tumhe pata hai ekbaar toh
main apne principal ko he boll diya tha
"agar gand ki jagah gand hai or gand mein
dum hai toh hath lagaake dikha ""
Admi- achya fir kya hua?

112
Main-hona kya tha usne hath chodke
sabkuch laga diya laat ,kohni ,danda or maar
maar ke gand sujaadi
Ye sun woh sab Hans diye
Admi- saala joker haibe tu toh
Main- hahahahah toh him jaein bahisahaab
Admi- kyun be baaraat mein aaya hai kya
bahot hua tera maaro saalo ko tikaa tikaa k
taaki aaj k baad sirji se panga lene se pehle
koi bhi do baar soche

Update-56(Mangal Saved the Day)

Main-abe baklode iti der se time pass kar re
ho abtak toh maarkar chale bhi jate beta

113
mast moka tha tumhaare pass ab chunk
gaye
Gunda- kya MATLAB haibe tera
Main- rukk beta MATLAB toh main samjhata
hun tujhe dhangse woh dekh piche muddke
tere papa ji aare hain
Ye sun woh log piche mudde toh piche 6
white colour ki fortuner or ek black colour ki
chamchamaati Range rover Jo mangal ki hai
full speed se aae or turant he hum dono k
4on taraf aake ruke or turant he usme se
ekdum hatte katte lambe choude well built
25-30 admin nikale
Main- dekh lawde ye hote hain real gunde
Salle apna comparison karo jarra inse BC

114
jitana tumlog puri life mein kamaoge utani
mehangi toh gaadiyaan hain inki
Tabhi mangal utaara or mangal ko dekhne k
baad unki fatti hui gand or bhi jyada fatt gayi
pakka woh mangal ko jaante honge
Maim-bc mast entry maari hai ekdum
jhakkas
Mangal- 10 mein se kite??
Main-9
Maingal-baklode abhi bhi 9 sale dekh kya
rocking tarike se aaya hun 9.5 toh bante
hain
Main- chal 9.5
Mangal-haan j baat

115
Main- or ab tumlog suno be baklodo sallo jis
bakchod ki gand chaatate hona tum usse
saaf saaf boldene kaa ki ap k baare mein
sochne se pehle jarra 3-4 baar dhangse
sochale warna uski woh haalat karunga ki
soch soch k pareshaan hojaega ki ye Maine
kya soch liya
Ravi- are gajab fadu dialogue tha bahi
Main- haina le ek or
Ravi- boll boll
Main- or ek baat usko bolneka agar dobara
aise harkat ki toh bc ki woh haalat karunga
ki galli k kutte bhi bina tang uthaaye
mutenge uspar
Ravi- not bad par mahool banane walla
dialogue naa tha

116
Main- le toh ek or sun
Ravi- suna
Main- kya naam hai uska ummmmm... Jo
bhi hai usko jaake boll ki kaan kholke sunle
agar dobara usne aisi tuchi harkat ki toh BC
ki woh haalat karunga ki woh mouth ki
bheek maangega par milegi nahin sale ko roj
thodi thodi mout dunga fir smajh mein
aaega usse ki usne apne baap se panga liya
hai
Ravi- areeeee gajab ye fadu tha boss
Mangal- baklode idhar movie chalri hai kya
jaldi boll inka kya karneka hai police aati he
hogi
Main-karna kya hai saale bade aaye they AP
ko Marne halwa hai kya sallo jitane logon ki

117
shakal tune naa Dekhi utane logon ki gand
main maar chuka hun
Mangal- BC isme bhi dialogue sidha sidha
bolna karna kya hai
Main- ek ko chodke baaki sabka 59 days and
60 nights ka hospital package fix kardo
Mangal- ek ko kyun chodein be
Main- sale koi meri mahaanta k kisse
bataane walla bhi toh hona caahiye aise he
ITE bhayankar dialogue maare hain kya ,koi
inke boss ko bhi toh bataane walla hona
caahiye ki nahin
Mangal- sale notanki haibe tu
Main- haan toh baklodo tumlog mein se
kisko mere dawaara maara gaya ek ek
dialogue yaad hai woh hath upar karo

118
Turant he unsabke hath upar uthgaye
Main- aaila I'm so gud yaar agar main
teacher hota toh mere sab bache top karte
l, chalo let me check tu kaaliye idhar aabe
Ek kaala kaluta mere saamne aaya main
range rover k bonut par baitha woh mere
saamne aake khadda hogaya
Main-chal bata pehla dialogue konsa maara
tha Maine
Kaaliya-w.w.w..oh
Maine khainchke uske kaanpe ek thappad
diya Salle ka pura sareer hill gaya
Main- baklode beijatti karwaega kya Salle
kabhi koi dialogue bolte time bhi atakta hai
kya aise toh meri beijatti karwaega tere boss
k saamne ,chal dhangse bata

119
Kaaliya - bahi pehla tha woh paise walla ki
jitani humaari puri jindagi ki kmaai naa hai
utane ki gaadiyan inke pass hain
Main-brilliant aise pure tashan mein he
boliyo ,mangal insab ko pack karde jaldi se
or beta bachaake maariyo sabke hath pair
he todna bus jyada naa marriyo
Mangal-ohk
Tabhi apne bandon ne gaadi mein se rod
chains or baseball bats nikaale saamne
walle ab Rone gidgidaane lage unhone apne
hathyaar niche daal diye
Main- aise mat karo yaar aise karoge toh
main imotional ho jaunga or jab main
emotional hota hun toh double gand faadta
hun isliye chup chaap khao or nikalo

120
Wohlog kuch samajhte usase pehle unhe
laat ghusson ki machine mein daal diya gaya
Main-kaaliye bachgaya beta tu ,chal bata
baaki k dialogue s kya they
Kaliya-dusra woh sochane walla ki ap se
panga lens se pehle sochke sochle....
Main- bus puri detailing usko diyo mujhe
bus samjhaade boll tesra
Kaaliya-tesra bahi.......
Maine ek behtreen punch uske thobade par
diya punch itana behtreen tha ki woh niche
girra or uske munh se khoon aane laga
Main-uth baklode sale atakne kaa nahin aise
toh meri reputation down hojaegi

121
Kaliya-sorry bahi yaad aagaya tesra tha woh
kutte bhi bina tang uthaye mutenge ...
Main- are gajab launde aise he bolneka
Kaaliya-or 4tha tha moutt ki bheek walla
Main- waah beta tu toh pass hogaya par
yaar kuch kami hai tujhe ni lagta ek dialogue
or bhi hona caahiye ekdum gand fadu
Kaaliya-haan bahi ek or bhi hona caahiye
Main- ummmm tere dhyaan mein hai kya
koi soch jarra
Wohlog chillaya jaa rahe they unhe sareer k
har hisse par maar padri thi dhadda dhadd
lage jaare they
Kaaliya- yaad aaya bahi
Main-are waah bata

122
Kaaliya- hum tumhaare sareer mein itane
ched karenge .......
"Chataak" ek or thappad uski gall par
Main- lawde bade bahi kaa dialogue copy
karta hai sharam naa aayi tujhe
Kaaliya-s.s..sorry bahi
Main- ab iska naya version sun tu
Kaaliya-sunao bahi
Main- hum tumhaare sareer mein itane
ched karenge ki sale confusiya jaaoge ki
maara kisane hai salman khan ne yaa AP ne
Ye sun usse hansi aagayi
Main- mast haina bhosdk
Kaaliya-ekdum mast hai bahi

123
Main-ye baat ab jaake ye same 2 same usko
batadiyo ek bhi skip hua toh bhosdk dhund
dhund k maarunga tereko samjha naa
Kaaliya-samajjh gaya bahi
Tabtak humare bande unko Todd fodd chuke
tha koi behonsh tha koi karhaa raha tha
padda padda sabko dekh k maaragaya tha
no khoon no gehari chotein bus haddiyaan
saari tut gayi thi unki
Main-beta kaaliya ambulance bulla and in
sabko bhejde haspatal or bhosdk dialogue
naa bhuliyo
Kaaliya-j.j.ji bahi
Main-mangal apun gaadi mein jaaega kissi
ko boll ki bike ghar le aaye
Mangal-ohk chalo tumlog

124
Main range rover mein driving seat par aaya

Update-57(Office)
Ravi aage mere bagal mein baitha or mangal
piche
Main-lawde ye gaadi kab li be tune ekdum
jhakkas maal hai bhidu
Mangal- Abe ye bhi Teri wajah se milli hai
Ravi-or woh kaise bahi
Mangal- Abe ye deva bahi ne li hai nanda
walli double deal se khus hoke
Main-are waah lawde jhakkas gadi hai
Mangal-woh toh hai but beta Teri maal toh
chali gayi
Main-kon be??

125
Mangal-abe nanda and family chale gaye aaj
subah
Main- aise kaise be achaanak ??
Mangal- unke yahaan koi luddak gaya I
mean marr gaya so woh log jaldi mein
nikalgaye
Main- chalo acha hua waise bhi apun toh
bore hogaya tha unse
Mangal- haan beta gand Marne k baad toh
har koi bore ho he jaata hai
Main- aisi baat naa haibe waise bhi woh
saali ahaana toh rukti he nahin thi kabhi bhi
aajati thi or woh uska husband Salle ki
shakal toh Katori jaisi hai or salla behave
aise karta tha jaise cid kaa acp
pardhyumaan ho

126
Ye sun humsab Hans diye
Main- abhi kahaan chalna hai
Mangal-gharr chal pehle toh tum logon ko
uttarke main office k liye nikal jaaunga
Main- deva bahi kidhar hain
Mangal-beta Bach gaye tumlog deva bahi
party k kaamse kuch din k liye Delhi gaye
hain
Main- are waah chalo firtoh hum bhi office
chaltey hain
Ravi-haan be waise bhi woh Kavya maal se
mille kai din hogaye
Main-kon kavya be
Ravi- are apne office mein naa hai woh
accounts department mein mast aurat

127
Main- nahin pehchaana Maine toh??
Ravi- Abe woh jiska husband bhi apne he
office mein kaam karta hai Jo mujhe line
deti hai yaar
Main- are haan yaad aagaya wahi naa Jo
saree mein aati hai or ekdum gajab maaal
lagti hai
Ravi-haaanbe wahi
Main-chal toh aaj uski bhi opening kar diyo
Ravi-chal gharse kapde badal k nikalte hain
Main-ohk! Tu Sam ko call karke boll ki sidha
ghar aaye jaldi se aaj bahot time baad live
show dekhenge

128
Mangal- saala tumlog kaa kuch nahin ho
shakta be har jagah ek naa ek taiyaar milti
hai tumhari
Main-beta yahi toh tashan hai ek time tha
jab tune or deva bahi ne humare liye ladki
kaa intezaam kiya tha or ab hum tum dono
se double maals ko thok chuke hain
Mangal-hatbe ab dekh tu apun bhi jail se
aane k baad continue karega ek se ek mast
maal ko pakdunga
Main- woh toh pata hai humein par beta fir
bhi humari baraabari nahin kar paaega
Aise he baaton baton mein humlog ghar
pohanche kapde change kiye tabtak Sam bhi
aagaya match humlog jeet gaye they man of
the match aashish ko milla tha or filhaal uski

129
full hawa hori thi school mein saari
ladkiyaan uske aage piche ghum Rahi thi
shivaaye Riya ko chodke ye khabar mujhe
Sam ne di thi
Hum 3no ready hue or mangal k sath range
rover mein sawaar hoke office ki taraf chal
diye Jo sehar mein tha humara office kaafi
bada hai or haryana k sabse top class
admiyon mein humari ginnati hoti hai ye
sab main apko already bata chuka hun uske
alawa Punjab Delhi Gujarat or UP mein bhi
humaata business faila hua haii.
Sam- Abe baklode sab chodo ab us Aman
madarchod kaa kya karna hai ye batao
Main- haan be bahot hua madarchod kaa
saale ki gand maarni he padegi

130
Ravi-or nahin toh kya saala humesa gand
jaisa munh banaae humare he piche padda
rehta hai
Mangal- saale ko fod daalte hain.
Main- baklode humesa fodta he rahiyo tu
maarenge toh woh sidha deva bahi k pass
jaaega fir humari maregi kuch aisa karte
hain jisase usse chot bhi lage or kissiko
bataane jaisa bhi naa rahe
Mangal-abe waise tumlog ne aisa kya kiya
hai Jo ye tumhaare piche padda rehta hai
Main- yaar 1 saal pehle ki baat hai tab iska
chota bahi bhi humare he school mein
padhta tha humse ek class senior tha saala
sabpar Robb jhaadta rehta tha madarjaat ek
din mere sath bakchodi kardalli saale ne toh

131
usko Maine bahot bhayankar maara tha
salla lagbhag 2-2.5 months tak toh hospital
mein he raha tha tabse ye Aman lawda
humse jalta hai
Mangal-saale har kissi se panga liye baithe
ho be tumlog saala har jagah dushmani
Ravi- saale tera toh humse bhi bura haal hai
humne toh kissi kissi se panga liya par
baklode tune toh adhe se jyada haryana
mein pange liye hain
Ye sun humsab Hans diye
Sam- Abe uski shadi hui haina
Main-kiski aman ki??
Ravi- haan hui hai pichle saal leke toh aaya
tha apni mast pattaka wife ko saali gajab
maal haibe ekdum jhakkas

132
Sam-toh fir aage samajh jao
Ye kehke Sam ne meri taraf shaitani smile k
sath dekha uska ishara main samajh gaya
Main-are gajab Lawde kya idea diya hai tune
BC ki gand bhi maregi or kisko bataane layak
bhi nahin rahega
Mangal- saale teacher ki wife ko toh
bakshdo be
Main-kyun be salla woh humesa humari
gand maarta hai tab naa sochta woh kuch
bhi ab toh saale ki patni ko he pataunga BC
bahot hua iska bhi saale ki wajah se aajtoh
principal ne har post se nikaal diya or waise
bhi saale ki wife behad mast maal hai abtoh
usse he thokunga main chalo pehle Ravi ki

133
maal kavya ka live show dekhenge then
aman ki wife k liye planning karenge
Ravi- ohk boss.
Saala ab aane walla tha maja aman se ek ek
baat ka badla lene ka time aagaya tha usse
bhi toh pata chale AP se panga or sehar
mein danga dono he jaanleva hote hain

58(the Power)
Humlog office pohanche
Mangal- dekho bahi Jo bhi karneka hai karo
par dhangse kariyo koi bakchodi naa honi
caahiye
Main-bus kya bahi vishwash nahin hai kya

134
Mangal-saale vishwash hai tabhi boll raha
hun already bahot problems chalri hain or
koi new problem suru mat karna
Main-ohk boss
Yeh kehke mangal meeting attend karne
chala gaya
Ravi-suno be main upar jaa raha hun usko
pattaane ko show suru hone se pehle msg
kardunga upar store room mein show hoga
pohanch jaana
Main-ohk bhosdk jaa tu humlog mangal k
cabin mein baithte hain
humlog andar aaye Ravi upar challa gaya
but humlog hall mein aae toh dekha ki
receptionist ka koi panga hogaya hai ek
admi receptionist k sath badtmeezi kar raha

135
tha hum 2no wahaan gaye toh woh admin
usse dhamka raha tha
Admi- Meenu tumne firse mere pass Client
ko bheja Maine mana kiya tha naa us Client
ko mere pass mat bhejna
Receptionist-sorry sir but woh client
bechaare pichle kai dinse aapse Milne ko
boll rahe hain but aap unhe daily manna
kardete ho
Admi- woh mera kaam hai caahe main Jo
karun tumhaar a kaam hai humare order
follow karna samjhi
Receptionist-but sir aap toh abhi daily free
rehte ho toh Maine unhe bhejdiya apke
pass

136
Admi- achaa ab tum mujhe bataogi ki mujhe
kya karna hai saali 2kodi ki aurat aukaat kya
hai Teri tere jaise Randi sadkon par 100 rs
mein milti hain ruk tu aaj tujhe yahaan se
bahar fainkwa dunga
Ye sab sunke us ladki ki ankhon mein anshu
aagaye or ye dekh Maine us admi k gall par
ek garma garam behtreen thappad laga diya
thappad ita tej tha ki woh niche giraa jaake
or bhokhlaake utha
Admin-hey tumhari himmat kaise hui mujhe
hath lagaane ki tum jaantey ho main kon
hun
Main-jisse ladkiyon se baat karne ki tameej
naa ho usse main jaanane ki koshish bhi
nahin karta

137
Admi- rukk tu saala abhi tujhe dikhata hun
meri power security security
Woh chillaya or 2 security guard bhaagte
hue wahaan aae
Admi-indono ko dhakke maarke bahar
nikalo yahaanse jaldi
Guard-ohk sir
But jaise he guards ne humare cehre dekhe
wohlog wahin rukk gaye
Main-is admin ko uthaa ke bahar fainkdo or
ye dobara andar aaya toh taange tod do
Aadmi-what??
Main-you are fired
Admi-who are u??
Main-tera baap guards lejaao usse

138
Ita sunte he guards ne usse uthaya or bahar
ki taraf ghassit te hue legaye woh roya
gidgidaya par uski kissi ne na asuni
Main!-sorry meenu humari galati hai
humein aise log lene he naa caahiye
company mein
Maine usse rumaal dete hue kahaa jisase
usne apne anshu poanche
Meenu-no no its ohk sir waise aap hain
kon? Aaj 1st time dekha apko
Ispar main Hans diya
Main-jaldi jaan jaogi
Ye kehke humlog mangal k cabin ki taraf
aagaye mangal k cabin mein filhaal 2
pathaka ladkiyaan and ek ladka baitha tha
3no ki umar lagbhag 25 Rahi hogi or shayad

139
woh teno yahaan k employees they abhi
wahaan bus 2 seats khaali thi ek in 3no k
bagal mein and ek khud mangal walli isliye
Sam sidha jaake unke bagal walli seat par
baithgaya and main unke saamne mangal
walli seat par humein yun achaanak dekhke
woh chownk gaye or humein ghurrne lage
or woh ladka bolla
Ladka- a ladke kon ho tum or Sir ki chair par
kyun baithe ho ??
Maine uski taraf koi dhyan naa diya or
wahaan table par rakhe computer mein
ungalli karne laga or Sam apne phone mein
lag gaya tabhi woh ladka fir bolla
Ladka - tum kharaab kardoge usse hato
wahaan se

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Main- Abe ohh pagal insaan kaahe ita
chappar chappar kar raha haibe chup chap
baith naa bahi
Iska jawaab us ladki ne diya
Ladki1- how dare u aise kaise baat kar re ho
tum inse chup chap hato wahaanse
warna.....
Main-verna mast gaadi haina ekdum kyun
be Sam?
Sam- mast hai bahi speed gajab hai look bhi
fadu hai
Ladki1- main security ko bulaaungi
Main-pls aisa mat karo main uthjaunga
Ispar Sam ko hansi aagayi
Sam- mast acting bahi ekdum pro. Level ki

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Tabhi usladki ne intercom uthaya or security
bulaayi
Main bhi soch mein padda gaya BC hai kon
ye Jo mujhe bhi nahin jaante salla aaj toh
koi pehchaan he nahin raha new lagte hain
tabhi 2 security guards wahaan aaye
Guard-yes mam
Ladki1-Shyam in dono ko bahar nikalo pls
bahot badtameeji kar re hain
Shyam ne mujhe dekha or dekhte he dono
guards ne salute maara
Main-orange juice with ice
Guard-ohk sir. Abhi laaya
Yeh kehke dono guards chale gaye
Ladki-k.kk.on ho tum?

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Main-bond James bond
Yeh kehke main Hans diya
Tabhi woh admin jisse Maine bahar
fainkwaya tha woh wahaan aaya usse
dekhte he woh 3no khade hogaye shayad
woh unka senior tha
Ladki1-sir acha hua aap aagaye ye dekhiye
naa ye dono yahaan par badtameeji kar re
hain
Main-tujhe bahar fainka tha naa be
Ita kehte he woh mere pairon mein girrgaya
ye dekh un3no ko gajab kaa jhataka laga
unke munh khulle k khulle rehgaye
Admi-sorry sir pls sir mujhe maaf kardo sir
dobara aise galati naa hogi

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Main-durr hatke baat karbe hatt tang
chod ..saale girjaunga be hat jaa
Usne pair chode tabhi mangal wahaan aya
jisse dekh un 3no ne usse wish kiya
Mangal- kya hua be bahar mujhe bataya ki
koi dikkat hui tumhe
Main- ye bataaega aapka imployee humlog
chaltey hain show suru hone walla hai
Mangal-abe ye toh bata usse rakhun yaa
bahar nikaldun
Main-rakhle par hold lagaade dobara aisi
harkat kare toh permanently nikaal diyo
Mangal-ohk boss

144
Yeh kehke hum bahar aaye Ravi kaa msg
aachuka tha MATLAB ab live show dekhne
ko millega waah!

Update-59(the live show)

Hum dono jaldi se upar aaye 3rd floor par
jahaan par kuch badde cabins hain or baaki
haal mein chote chote kai cabins hain and
ek Kone mein hai ye store room bathrooms
k bagal mein humlog chupte chupaate sidhe
us store room k piche pohanche jahaan ek
khidaki thi Jo khulli thi Jo pakka Ravi ne
kholi hogi hum dono jahaan they wahaan
par humein koi bhi nahin dekh shakta tha
kyunki idhar kabhi koi bhi nahin aata

145
Humne khidki se andar jhanka toh filhaal
Ravi akela he tha wahaan par store room
mein kaafi roshani thi humein sab saaf saaf
najar aaraha tha wahaan par tuti futi chairs
tables or dusra samman padda tha
Kareeb 3 minutes baad actually 4 bhi ho
shakti hain chalo round figure 5 lagaate hain
toh kareeb 5 mint baad ek behtreen maal
aurat andar aayi ye thi kavya uske baare
mein thoda bata dun
Umar 30 k lagbhag lambi height bharra hua
sareer gora rang mote mote chuche ye
Humesa backless saree's pehanti hai
jinmein ye gajab kaa maal lagti hai iska
sareer ekdum bharra hua hai or uske upar
saree mein woh ekdum kyaamat lagti hai
married hai or iska pati bhi yahin kaam karta

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hai or shayad bahar he baitha kaam kar raha
ho usse ye andaaza bhi nahin tha ki uski
biwi yahaan kya gulchare udda Rahi thi
Kavya-ravi kya hua tumne mujhe yahaan
akele mein kyun bullaya
Usne apni behad seductive awaaz mein
pucha jisse sunke he mano humare andar ek
khumaari si chaane lagi
Ravi-tumse jarra akele mein kuch baat karni
thi
Kavya-aisi kya baat thi Jo yahaan hogi
Ye sun Ravi uske bilkul kareeb aaya undono
ki height lagbhag baraabar thi Ravi bilkul
uske saamne khadda tha Ravi ki garam
sansein uske cehre par pad Rahi thi jisase
woh thodi madhosh hori thi

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Kavya-yeh kya kar re ho Ravi
Ravi- kavya tum bahot khubsurrat ho
Yeh kehke Ravi ne apna munh uski gardan k
pass rakh diya jisase usko garam sansein
kavya k Galle par padhne lagi jisase kavya ki
ankhein madhosi mein band hone lagi lekin
woh jaldi he sambhalli or ekdum se Ravi se
durr no gayi
Kavya-ravi kya kar re ho tum
Usne thoda gusse mein kahaa
Ravi-kavya tumhaare husn kaa deedaar kar
raha hun.ohhhh! ye gore gore gall
Yeh kehke Ravi ne apna hath kavya k right
gall par rakhdiya or usse ahista ahista
sehlaane laga Ravi k khurdarre hath kavya k

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naram mullyam gallon par they kavya firse
madhos hone lagi thi
Ravi-ye gulaabi honth, waah
Yeh kehke Ravi ne apni ungalli kavya k
gulaabi honthon par rakhdi isase kavya kaa
ROM ROM khadda hogaya uski ankhein
band hone lagi
Ravi ne apni ungalliyon se uske honth
bhinche jiske karan uske honth bahar ki
taraf nikal gaye or Ravi apne honth uski taraf
badhaane laga or uske honthon k bilkul pass
mein pohancha scene ekdum seductive tha
dono ek dusre ko mehsush kar rahe they ki
tabhi kavya hadbaddake Ravi se durr hogayi
Kavya-nahin ye galat hai Ravi
Ravi-kya galat hai kavya

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Kavya-yeh Jo tum kar rahe ho woh galat hai
Ravi
Ravi- kyun kavya kya husn ki taarif karna
galat hai
Kavya- Ravi main ek shaadisudha aurat hun
mera ek beta hai
Ravi- usase kya farak padhta hai kavya tum
fir bhi utani khoobsurat ho ye kehke Ravi ne
ek hath kavya ki kamar par dalla or usse
apni or khincha or apne se satta liya uske
naram naram mote boobs Ravi ki chaati
mein dhansh gaye they Ravi kaa mota land
pant k upar se he uski chut mein ghussne ko
taiyaar tha Ravi ne apne garam honth kavya
ki gardan par rakhe or apni jibh nikaalke uski
gardan ko chaatne laga isase kavya par bhi
halki halki khumaari chaane lagi

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Kavya-nahin Ravi pls hat jao ye galat hai
aaaaahhhhhh! Uuuuuuuuu! mere pati
wahaan bahar baithe hain main unhe dhoka
nahin de shakti
Ravi-dhoka kaisa jaaneman usse kuch pata
he nahin chalega toh dhoka kaisa
Kavya -nahin Ravi main ye nahin kar shakti
Ravi- kavya meri baat suno tum itani
khoobsurat ho main apne aapko rokk nahin
shakta kavya I love u
Yeh kehke Ravi ne apni jibh kavya k gallon
par firrayi jisase kavya kaamp gayi usne Ravi
ko dhakka diya jisase woh dono alag hue
Kavya-nahin Ravi main ye nahin kar shakti
mujhe jaanedo

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Kavya jaane k liye Muddi toh Ravi ne bhagke
usse pakda Ravi ab uske piche se satta hua
tha or uske hath kavya ki kamar k agal bagal
they Ravi kaa land kavya ki gand par laga
hua tha Ravi k munh k saamne kavya ki
nangi peeth thi jisse dekhke Ravi or bhi
pagal ho gaya usne kavya ko kash k pakda or
apni garam or gilli jibh kavya ki nangi pith
par firaane laga kavya Ravi k bahon mein
machallne lagi
Kavya-oooohhhhh raviiiiiiiii chod do
mujheeee jaaneeddoooooo pleaseeeeee
aaaaaaahhhhhhh
Par Ravi par iska koi ashar naa hua usne
kavya ki saari pith apne thuk se gilli kardi thi
kavya se bhi ab control nahin horaha tha

152
Kavya-ravi chodo mujhe warna main
chillaungi
Ispar Ravi kplo gussa aaya
Ravi-tu nahin chillaegi agar tujhe chilaana
he hota toh abtak chilla chuki hoti warna
yun mere bullane par store room mein
nahin aati akeli mujhe pata hai ki tera woh
patla dubala pati tujhe khus nahin karta or
uske pass ye bhi nahin hoga
Ye kehke Ravi ne apna land pant se bahar
nikaala jisse dekhte he kavya ki ankhein fatti
ki fatti rehgayi
Ravi- isliye jaaneman hum dono kaa fayda
ISSI mein haiki hum dono ek dusre k kaam
aaein

153
Ravi ki baat sun kavya wahin ruk gayi ravi
aage badha or kavya ko pakadke apne se
satta liya or ahista ahista apne honth kavya
k honthon ki taraf badhaaye or apne honth
uske hontonh par rakh diye dono k honth ek
dusre k kabje mein they Ravi ne apni jibh
kavya k munh mein daaldi ab kavya par bhi
madhoshi puri tarah se chaa gayi thi ab woh
sab kuch bhupkar insab k maje Lena caahti
thi ab usse koi farak ni pad raha tha ki uska
ek beta hai yaa uska pati bahar baitha apne
kaam mein mashgul hai ab woh bus make
Lena caahti thi usne apna ek hath niche
karke Ravi k land par rakh diya Jo pant se
bahar he tha or usse kiss karte karte hillane
lagi Ravi bhi madhoshi mein apni jibh uske
munh mein firaane laga dono he garam ho

154
chuke they kavya ne kiss toda or jaldi se
apne ghutno par baith gayi or bina waqt
gavaaye usne apni jibh bahar nikali or land k
aage waale hisse ko halke halke chaatne lagi
usase Ravi k saare sareer mein bhuchaal
aagaya woh apni ankhein band karke is pall
kaa bharpur aanand lene laga or fir kavya ne
munh kholke Ravi kaa adha Lund apne
munh mein bharliya Ravi kaa mota tagda
Lund kavya k munh mein tha Jo badi
mushqill se uske munh mein fit hua tha fir
kavya Lund ko munh k andar bahar karne
lagi Ravi kaa rom rom jaag utha woh bhi
madhoshi k saagar mein gotte lagaane laga
usne apne hath kavya k sir par rakhe or
halke halke dhakke lagaane laga usse bahot
he majaa aaraha tha

155
Ravi- aa aaaaahhhhhh kavyaaaaaa aiseeeee
he chhusoooo oooohhhhhh
Kavya bahot behtreen tarike se Ravi k Lund
ko chuss Rahi thi mahool bahot he
romanchit kardene walla tha ek
shaadisudha aurat Jo ek bache ki maa hai
woh abhi apne he office mein apne pati k
pith piche ek jawaan ladke k sath
rangralliyan mana Rahi thi ye soch kar he
bahot majaa aaraha tha kavya kaafi der tak
Ravi kaa Lund chusti Rahi Ravi kaa Lund
ekdum lohe ki rod ki tarah kadak hogaya tha
Ravi ne kavya ko khadda kiya or aaram
aaram se uski saare nikaal ne laga or kuch
he derr mein kavya wahan keval black rang
ki bra or panty mein khadi thi uske bade
bade dudh uski braa ko faadke bahar

156
nikalne ko taiyaar the kavya ne bra kholdi
jisase uske mote mote aam ek jhatke k sath
bahar aaye jinhe dekh Ravi or garam hogaya
usne aage badhke kavya kaa rightboob apne
munh mein bharliya or usse Jor Jor se
chusne laga or dusre boob ko apne ek hath
se massalne laga kavya bahot garam ho
chuki thi uski chut paani chod Rahi thi Jo
panty mein se nicheuski janghon takk
aaraha tha
Kavya- oooooohhhhhhh raviiii kaat daalo
aaaaaahhhhhhhh nochlooo inheeeeee
orrrrr jorseeeee
Ravi kavya k boobs ko kaat raha tha noch
raha tha or kavya dard se chillane ki bajaaye
masti mein siskiyaaan lerahi thi boobs
chuste chuste Ravi ne apni ek ungalli kavya

157
ki panty k andar se uskichut mein daldi chut
gilli thi jiskaaran ungalli aaram se chut mein
samma gayi fir Ravi ne sidhi 3 ungalliyan
uski chut mein daalani caahiye usase kavya
ekdum kaanp gayi
Kavya-aaaaaaahhhh Ravi aaraaamm se
daalllo dard horaha hai
Ravi samajh gaya tha ki uske pati kaa Lund
bahut chota raha hoga isliye uski chut is
umar mein bhi utani tight hai Ravi ne
chussayi bandh ki or kavya ko wahaan rakhi
ek table k sahaare jhuka diya or khinchke
uski panty bhi nikaaldi jisase uski aage ugalti
clean saved chut humare saamne thi choti
se tight chut bahot gajab lag Rahi thi
Kavya-ravi pls aaram se karna dard naa
karna tumhara woh bahot bada hai

158
Ravi-wohh kya??
Kavya-woh
Ravi-bolke batao
Kavya-tumhaara Lund
Kavya k munh se aise baatein sunke Ravi
pagal hogaya usne apni pant or shirt
nikaaldi ab dono he puri tarah nangey they
Ravi ne piche se apna Lund kavya ki chut par
set kiya or ek jordaar dhakka maara beshak
kavya ki chut gilli thi par Ravi kaa Lund bhi
bahot mota tha usase kavya ki cheekh nikal
gayi par cheek sunane walla idhar koi bhi
nahin tha aaspaas Ravi kaa aadha lund
kavya ki chut mein fans chuka tha
Kavya-ooooooooohhhh maaaa margayyyiiiiii
nikaaloooo raviiii is issee plssss

159
aaaaahhhhhh bahot dard horaha hai please
nikaalo
Ravi ne kavya ko kash k pakda or turant he
dusra jordaar dhakka lagaya jisase pura
Lund kavya ki chut mein dhansh gaya usase
kavya puri hill gayi, jarur usse bahot dard
hua hoga abki baar woh taiyaar thi isliye
uske munh se bus halki si cheek nikali lekin
uski ankhon mein anshu aagaye
Kavya-uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu raviiiiiiiiiiiiii
aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ravi thodi der ruka raha or jaise he kavya
normal hui woh halke halke Lund ko andar
baahar karne laga time k sath sath uski
speed bhi badhne lagi kuch samay baad Ravi
jordaar stroke kavya ki chut mein maar raha
tha ab kavya bhi Ravi kaa akhiri inch tak

160
Lund apne andar lerahi thi woh puri tarah
enjoy karne lagi thi abtak woh 2 baar jhad
chuki thi
Kavya-ooohhh raviiii iiiii loveee youuuuu
aaaaahhhhhh or jorse ohh aaahhh
yeahhhhh
Ravi kavya ki chut ko faad daalne walle
dhakke maar raha tha dono he puri tarah
garam they kamre mein "thaappp thappp"
ki awaazein aarahi thi or fir Ravi ruka or
usne apna Lund bahar nikaala and kavya ko
us table par letaaya or usse khinchke apne
aapko uski taangon k bich mein lagaya usne
dono hathon se uski taangein pakdi or Lund
ko ek he jhatke mein chut mein daaldiya
jisase kavya uchallli

161
Kavya-aaahhh raviiiiii aaarammmmmm
seeeeeee maardoge kya uhhhhh
Ravi ne uski taraf koi dhyan nahin diya or
jordaar dhakke lagaane laga uske dhakkon k
sath sath woh table bhi rhyming mein hill
raha tha ab Ravi apne anteem charam par
pohanch raha tha jisase woh apni puri
power k sath Lund ko chut mein pell raha
tha
Kavy- yeahhhhhhhh raviiiiii harderrrrrrrr
yesssssssssss ohhhhhh faad daalloooooo
meriiiiiiii chutkooooo
aaaaaaaahhhhuuhyeahhhhhhhh likeeeee
that5tt5ttttt
Ravi ne kuch or jordaar dhakon k baad
ekdum se Lund chut se baahar nikaala or
apna dher saara garma garam paani kavya ki

162
chut par chod diya is bich kavya 3 baar jhadi
shayad uski aisi chudai pehle kabhi nahin
hui hogi woh ankhein band kiye table par
leti hui thi puri tarah se satisfied uska patti
bahar computer mein laga apna kaam kar
RHA tha usse andaaza bhi naa hoga ki is
bich uski patani ki jordaar thukai ho chuki
hai Sam already bathroom mein jaa chuka
tha main bhi bhagta hua dusre bathroom
mein gussa is live show k baad main bhi
garam ho chuka tha or ab thande hone ki
baari thi main wahan mouth maarke bahar
aaya

Update-60(Divya)

163
Main bathroom se bahar aaya paani piya
tabtak Sam bhi wahan aagaya
Sam-bc main he jyada garam hogaya tha ya
chudai he utani behtreen ki hai Ravi ne
Main-bahi behtreen seductive sex tha salla
pehli baar live show mein itana majaa aaya
hai
Tabhi Ravi wahaan aaya uske cehre par
vijayi muskaan thi
Main-are gajab launde tarakee par hai tu
toh aajkal
Ravi- maanta hai ki nahin be
Main-bachpan se maanta hun Bahi tujhe
toh
Sam-chalo toh mangal ko batate hain

164
Main-chalo
Humlog mangal k cabin ki taraf chale andar
woh 3 employees woh admin jise bahar
nikaala tha and woh receptionist meenu
they mangal wahaan naa tha
Humein dekhte he woh sab khade hue
Main-kya hua humlog koi teacher hain kya
Jo khade hue baitho
Woh 4on baithey
Main- meenu mangal bahi kahaan hai
Meenu-sir ek call aaya hai toh bahar baat
kar re hain
Main-ohk or tu bhadi Shakal waale dobara
kabhi kissi bhi junior par apna hukkam

165
challaya naa toh pehle tujhe fodunga and
then job se nikaalunga laat maarke
Admi-j.j.j.Ji sir dobara aisa kuch naa hoga
Sam-toh beta fayde mein rahega
Tabhi mangal bahi wahan aaye
Mangal- are waah hogaya tumlog kaa kaam
Ravi-hao
Mangal- itana jaldi??
Sam-yahi toh tashion hai mangal bahi
Mangal- shabbaas
Main-chal bahi humlog ghar jaare hain
Mangal-jao kuch admin sath jaenge
tumhaare
Main-ohk boss

166
Mangal- or bahi baat suno keval ghar par he
rehneka galati se bhi bahar nahin jaana
samjha warna fir .....
Maun-samajh gaya be
Humlog humare kuch admiyon k sath haweli
pohanche or BC saara din ghar par padde
padde he nikaalna padda us BC Acp ki wajah
se befaltu ki gand marrgayi thi salla bakloda
aajka pura din bhayankar boriyat mein
nikala
Raatko chup chap khanna khaake sogaye
Subah jaldi uthe or school jaane k liye ready
hue niche mangal nasta kar raha tha
Mangal- suno bahi abhi mahool theek naa
hai isliye apne 5-7 bande secretly tumhaare
sath rahenge Humesa

167
Main-ohk bahi fikar not bhejo unhe
Mangal-bullet lejao tere walli bike toh dead
hai
Main-ohk sirji bye
Humlog bullet par sawaar hue Sam drive kar
raha tha BC bullet kaa bhi apna he maja hai
behtreen tashion banta hai humlog school
pohanche parking mein. Bike khadi ki abhi
school suru hone mein time tha isliye
humlog parking mein he baithey baithey
cigarette sulgayi or tabhi wahaan koi shaks
aata dikhaayi diya humne turant cigarette
fainki ye divya thi jisse dekh mera mood or
bhi kharaab hogaya woh sidha humare pass
aake khadi hui
Main-kya hua ab kya shikaayat lagani hai

168
Divya-woh ap mujhe tumse kuch baat karni
hai
Ye sun main chownka
Main- pakka mujhse baat karni haina
Divya-haan
Main-bollo
Divya -yahaan nahin akele mein
Uski ye baat sun Sam or Ravi ne mujhe khaa
jaane waali najaron se dekha uski baat sun
main bhi hadbadda gaya
Main-aisi k.k.kya b.b.ba.a.at hai
Sam or Ravi mujhe ghurrte hue wahaan se
chale Gaye
Main-bollo.ab

169
Divya-woh AP darashall baat ye hai
ki ...........
Main- aise kyun atak Rahi ho sidhe sidhe
bolli
Divya- I am really sorry
Usne ye baat ek jhatke ke sath kahi jisse sun
main bhi shocked hogaya
Main-kya? I am sorry but Maine shayad
sorry suna
Divya-maine sorry he bolla hai
Main-kya??really
Divya-haan AP I am really really sorry meri
wajah se tumhe ita sab jhelna padda
darashall woh thodi misunderstandings thi I

170
mean Maine woh sab jaan bujh kar nahin
kiya tha
Main- ek minute kahin ye sapna toh nahin??
lo chutti kaato toh mujhe
Divya mujhe majaak karte dekh gusse mein
aagayi or ek jordaar chutti mere hath par
kati main chillaya
Divya-pls mujhe pata hai ki ye tumhaare liye
mushqill hoga but pls kya tum 2minute chup
rehkar meri baat sunoge
Main-ohk sorry batao kya hua tha??
Divya-woh hua yun ki main aman sir ki durr
ki relative hun or jab main is school mein
aane wali thi toh unhone mujhe...
Main-aage ki story main samajh gaya aman
ne tumhe mere baare mein saari buri

171
baatein mirch masssala lagaake batai hongi
haina
Divya-ye sab tumhe kaise pata?
Maun- aman iske alawa kuch kar.bhi nahin
shakta
Divya-unhone mujhe kaha ki tum yahaan k
sabse badtameej gande ladkiyon ki beijatti
karne walle akdu or ghatiya ladke ho
Main-waaah toh isliye tum hath munh
dhoke mere piche padi ho
Divya-haan mujhe sach mein uski baaton
par vishwash hogaya tha isliye Maine
tumhaari complaints kari par ab jab Maine
tumpar research kari toh mujhe pata chala
ki woh sab laghbhag lagbhag juth tha
Main- samajh gaya

172
Divya-so pls pls mujhe maaf kardo
Main-its ohk
Divya-iska MATLAB tumne mujhe maaf kiya
Main-mere hissab se toh yahi MATLAB
nikalta hai
Ye sun divya khus hogayi
Divya-thanku Thnku thanku achaa ab tumne
mujhe maaf kardiya toh now we are frnds
Ispar main hansa
Main-madam tumne mujh par research ki
hogi toh tumhe ye jarur pata hoga main
ladkiyon se dosti ni karta
Divya-pls
Main-sorry

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Yeh kehke main wahaan. Se nikalke sidha
bahar aagaya BC kya ladki hai ek sans mein
ita sab boltaa hai kya koi
Or baklode aman Teri gand toh main
dhangse faadunga beta taiyaar rahiyo I am
coming

Update-61(plans active again)

Main parking se bahar aaya toh Sam or Ravi
bahar khade mera wait kar re they bahar
aate he dono ne mujhe gher liya
Ravi-kya bolli be woh jaldi bata
Sam-han be baklode akele mein kya baat
karni thi usse

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Main- kuch naa be sorry bolri thi
Sam- kya??
Main-haan bolri thi usko mere baare mein
aman baklode ne bhadkaaya juth bollke toh
pls mujhe maaf kardo
Sam-are waah chal ab puri detail mein bata
Humlog class mein chal diye or raastey mein
Maine un dono ko detail mein bataya sab
Sam-bahi ab toh caahe gand mar jaye is
aman ki gand toh maarenge he maarenge
Ravi- haan bahut hui baklodapanthi Salle ki
gand faadni hai abtoh
Main-bus toh ab saale ki gand maar he
daalte hain Bc bahot hua

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Humlog ne jaise he class mein entry maari
toh dekha ki aman bakloda ashish ko uski
duties k baare mein samjha raha tha ki ab as
a house in charge woh school mein ab
senior hai wagairaah wagairaah Riya bhi
wahin khadi thi Maine uski or dekhke halki
si smile di jiske badle usne bhi halki si smile
di
Aman- loo ye aagaya humara ex-incharge
baaki duties tumhe Ap sikha dega ohk
ashish
Main-kaaeki duties ??
Aman-house in charge ki duties akhir tum
bhi toh house in charge they
Main- tha toh but mujhe duty karte dekha
kabhi kissi ne?

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Sab ne ek sath naa kaha
Main- dekha apun koi duty vuty naa karta
Aman- koi nahin tujhe jo yaad ho wahi bata
dena usse
Ye kehke woh challa gaya sab apni apni
jagah par aae humlog as usual riya ashish or
ajit k piche baithe they ashish piche mudda
or bolla
Ashish-bata be kya kya karna padega
Main- Abe mujhe kya pata be abhi bolla naa
ki mujhe naa pata ,tune dekha mujhe kabhi
duties wagairaah karte hue
Ashish-naa
Main-toh fir kyun pucha ??

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Ashish- chal chodh tujhe pata hai kal hum
pehli baar tere bina he match jeet gaye
Main-waah
Ashish-or mujhe man of the match milla
Main-waah beta bada khus hai
Ashiah+ tu kal kidhar bhag gaya tha be bich
mein
Main-saddi hui toh batting kar raha tha tu
tuchak tuchak usase acha nind puri kari
Maine
Ye sun riya Hans padi
Ashish- hatbe match jeetaya naa Maine
Main-ravi naa maarta toh tumlog surely
haarte 160 bhi naa bante terese toh
Aahish-chal bhag jallta hai tu toh

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Ispar main Hans diya
Main- chal bhag be bada aaya jallane
walla ,chlobe niche chaltey hain
Yeh kehke main Sam or Ravi niche aae
Main-abe ek baat bata us aman k ghare
pass apna koi banda rehta hai kya
Ravi-haanbe Deepak rehta hai woh 11th
class waala
Main-chal toh uske pass chalenge
Hum Deepak ko class mein gaye woh wahin
tha usse side mein liya
Deepak- namastey ap bahi
Main- namastey beta ye bata tu us baklode
aman k gharke pass mein rehta haina

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Deepak- haan bahi salla udhar bhi rob
jhadta hai BC
Main-achya fir uske baare mein tujhe sab
pata hoga
Deepak-bilkul Bahi
Main-chal bata toh sabkuch
Deepak-bahi ye apni maal biwi k sath akela
rehta hai pichle saal he shadi hui hai
Main-iski wife k karti hai
Deepak- bahi woh English speaking centre
chalati hai sehar mein subah se shyaam
udhar he rehti hai bilkul sareef si hai but ye
aman uspar rob jhaadta rehta hai Humesa
Main-aisa hai kya

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Main- Abe pata nahin suddenly mujhe kyun
lag raha hai
Ki humein English sikhne ki bahut jarurat hai
Ye sun humlog thahaaka laga k Hans diye
Sam-bilkul bahi English toh sikhani padegi
Deepak-par bahi aapko toh gand faad
English aati hai toh kaahe sikhoge
Main- beta samjha kar tu bacha hai abhi
chal bye jaldi miltey hain
Ye kehke humlog wahaan se nikale
Main-beta Ravi tu aaj he jaake him 3no kaa
admission shyam waale batch mein
karwade aaj he class join karenge humlog
Ravi- ohk bahi aaj se suru karenge mission
aman ki wife

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Sam- yo bahi

Update-62(The 2nd Mulaakaat)

Mai-or haan shyaam waale batch mein
karwana be admsn
Ravi-ohk boss
Humlog prayer mein aae prayer mein aaj
samne stage par riya, bhi prayer karwa ri thi
hum 3no line mein khade they
Main-dekh be Ravi lawde Teri babhi prayer
karwa ri hai
Ravi- baklode prayer mein chup reh Woh
principal bakloda idhar he dekh raha hai
Ravi dhire se mujhe bolla

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Main- us baklode ki toh main dai chodunga
saale dekhta hun kabtak bina mere iska
house chalta hai or tu be chod usse dekh
riya kya mast lag Rahi hai,kyun be sam
Sam-bhosdk principal aa raha hai ankh band
karke chup chap prayer kar warna gand faad
beijatti hone walli hai aaj sabke saamne
Main-chal be apun naa darta kissi se bhi
Principal abhi durr tha isliye main bakchodi
kare jaa raha tha ki achaanak piche se kissi
ne mera kaan pakad liya main ekdum piche
mudda toh piche Nicki mam thi
Main- g.g.g.ud mrng mam
Nicki- kam se kam prayer mein toh chup
raho waise bhi principal sir Tera kachara

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karne kaa moka dhundate rehte hain or tu
khud unhe moka deraha hai
Main-w.w.woh mam..m.mm.main
Nicki-bakri ho kya jo main main kar re ho
Main- woh mam bhook lagi thi isliye bolraha
tha
Nicki- what ?
Main-ji subah breakfast naa kiya soo bhook
lagi hai
Ispar Nicki mam hansdi or mera kaan
chodke chali gayi aage ki taraf prayer
khatam hui humlog ek round lagaake class
ki taraf aae par jab class k saamne
pohanche toh andar nicki mam already aa
chuki thi

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Main--may I come in mam
Nicki - 1st period mein bhi koi late hota hai
kya ap
Main- s.s.sorry mam woh....
Nicki-han han dhundo bahaana jab achaa sa
milljaae toh bataadena or andar aajana
Tabhi wahaan se Deepika mam gujari
shayad woh aage apni class mein jaa ri thi
Main-haan mam humein deepika mam ne
bullaya tha
Deepika mam apna naam sunke ruki
Deepika -kya hua Nicki mam
Nicki- deepika tumne in 3no ko bullaya tha
kya
Deepika- nahi toh kab ??

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Main-abhi toh bulaya mam aapne
Maine deepika mam ki taraf dekhke aankh
maari
Deepika- haan haan mam Maine he bulaaya
tha inhe
Nicki mam bhi samajh gayi ki hum sab jhut
bolre they but unhone kuch nahin kaha or
humein chup chap andar bullaliya hanste
hue ,deepika mam aage chali gayi
Humlog apni seat par aae riya k piche woh
school dress mein bilkul pari lag Rahi thi
main usko jee bharke dekh Lena caahta tha
Par bich mein Nicki mam ne mujhe toka
Nicki- AP
Main-y.yy.yes mam

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Nicki-dhyan kahaan hai tumhara
Main- w.w.oh
Nicki-oh my god Ap firse bahaana...
Mqin-sochane toh do mam....
Ye sun sab Hans diye
Main-haan yaad aaya bhook ,subah bataya
thaa naa apko uski wajah se mera
concentration bhang horaha hai
Isase Nicki mam jorse hanspadi
Nicki- AP tum nahi sudharne walle
Main-naa mam chance he nahi hai
Nicki-baithoab chup chap
Main-ji mam

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Aaj saari classes maine riya ko dekhte hue
he nikali at last recess hui or humlog bahar
aaye class se ki tabhi peon mere pass aaya
Peon- ap beta apko Nicki mam or deepika
mam ne staff room mein bulaya hai
Main- chalo uncle main aaya
Peon challa gaya
Main-chalo be tumlog ghummo main aata
hun
Sam-ohk boss
Main staffroom mein Nicki mam k cabin
mein gaya wahaan Nicki mam or deepika
mam lunch karne k liye baithey they
Main- hello mam's
Nicki - aaja aaja

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Deepika-baitho sirji
Main unke bagal mein baitha chair par
Main- hukkam kijiye mam's kya Seva karun
main aapki
Deepika- kuch nahin Nicki mam ne bataya ki
tum bukhe ho toh tumhe lunch k liye bulla
liya
Main-are gajab mam's hon toh aisi laao
khillao mujhe bhi
Deepika-lee khaa aaram se
Main undono k tifin se khaane laga
Nicki- Ap ye riya kaa kya matter hai
Ye sunke mujhe shock laga or khaate khate
khansi aagayi
Nicki- are re re le paani le

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Maine paani liya
Nicki- ab bata
Main-aapko kisne bataya mam
Nicki-jis hissab se tu usse ghur raha tha naa
main toh tabhi samajh gayi thi
Main-aaila aap toh bade fast ho mam
Nicki-woh toh main hun
Main-wahi chakkar hai Jo aap samajh rahe
ho
Nicki- kya ladki passand ki hai tune bhi yaar
gumsumm rehti hai
Main- mushqill hai par kaam hojaaega aap
dono ki help milti Rahi toh
Nicki- hum dono toh Humesa he Tere sath
hain ,or chal pehli help ye le

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Main-matlb...
Main kuch samajhta usase pehle mere piche
se aawaz aai "may I come in madam "
Ye awaaz main nind mein bhi pehchaan
shakta tha ye riya ki awaaz thi
Nicki-aao riya
Riya -mam woh aapne kahaa tha doubts
recess mein.....
Nicki-haan haan bache bus 5 minute ,aao
baitho tum
Riya-no mam main theek hun
Nicki- are sharmao mat baitho ye dekho ye
bhi baitha haina aao baitho tum bhi

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Riya -mere bagal wali seat par baithi or
mujhe wahaan dekhte he shocked ho gayi
main abhi tak sadmein mein he tha

Update-63(Mulaaqat continue)
Filhaal mere munh mein khaana bharra tha
or riya mujhe ghurr ri thi kyunki main jldi
jaldi mein bahut buri tarha khanna kha raha
tha
Maine jaldi se dusri taraf munh karke
khanna gatka
Nicki-Kya hua Ap
Main-Pet bhargaya mam
Nicki-pakka naa
Main-ji

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Nicki- are waise Riya tum apne doubts ap se
clear kyun nahin karlete
Riya-ji mam??
Nicki-Are bhai ap apne school ka toper hai
or physics ka toh district topper hai ye
tumhe smjhadega
Riya- ohk mam
Ye sunke mujhe jhatka laga mujhe riya k
sath firse time spend karne kaa moka
millega
Nicki- ohk AP jao or Riya k doubts clear kro
Main-ji.j.j i mam
Ye kehke main or riya khade hue riya staff
room se nikali Main- I lub u mam's u are the
best

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Nicki- chal chal maska mat lagga or bhag
jaldi se
Main bahar aaya hath munh dhoye or class
ki taraf chal diya
BC mjaa aagaya riya k sath firse are gajab
launde
Main class mein pohancha toh riya apne
bench par baithi thi akeli ,class mein uske
alawa divya and uski 2 frnds mojudd thi
main riya k pass jaake khadda hogaya usne
meri taraf dekha or mujhe baithne k liye
jagah di main just uske bagal mein baitha
Main-bollo riya kahaan doubts hain
Riya- tum topper ho??
Main- achya toh ye doubt hai ??

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Ye sunke woh Hans di or usse hansta dekh
mujhe bhi hansi aagayi
Riya- are ni bus puch Rahi thi
Main- ji bilkul hun
Riya- waah yaar MATLAB har field mein
involved ho
Main-bilkul I am a multi talented person
Riya- ohh gud
Main- ab batao kahaan doubts hain
Riya ne mujhe apni book di main usse
samjhaane laga woh bilkul kareeb thi
mere ,or bich bich mein mujhse jarra si
touch horahi thi woh or touch hote he mere
andar current doud jaata akhir Maine uske

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doubts clear kiye or is bich main toh pura
charge hogaya
Riya- thanku yaar
Main- welcome
Riya- waise tum Nicki mam or deepika mam
ko kaise jaante ho
Main- meri frnds hain woh pichle kai saalo.
Se
Riya-acha isliye unka saara khanna khaa
gaye
Main- sarra nahin yaar thoda SAA khaaya
tha waise bhi unhone invite kiya canteen aaj
bandh thi so khaake aagaya
Riya- isliye woh tumhe kuch nahin kehti hain
tum special ho unke liye

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Main-haanji bilkul
Riya-then Aman sir or principal sir kyun
tumhaare piche pade hain
Main-god promise agar tumhe reason pata
chale toh please mujhe bhi batana
Riya- MATLAB
Main-mujhe khud nahin pata yaar kyun
piche padde hain dono
Riya- Kuch toh kiya hoga tumne
Main-mujhe toh yaad naa hai aisa kuch
Tabhi divya wahaan aagayi
Divya -riya hogaye doubts clear
Riya- bahot he ache se and all credit goes to
him
Divya- haan topper Jo thehra school kaa

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Main-ye tumhe kon bolla .
Divya- bola toh tha Maine research ki hai
tum par
Main-waah then lage hath ek book bhi likhi
do mujhpar iti research ki hai toh
Ye sun woh dono khillkhilla k Hans padi
Riya- ap u are too funny
Divya-chalo riya paani pk aate hain
Riya- haan yaar pyaas lagi hai ,ohk ap thanks
again
Main- it's ohk
Ye kehke woh dono niche chali gayi main
apni seat par aaya meri gaadi sahi jaa Rahi
thi bhagwaan ki daya se Riya kaafi hadd takk
mere sath frank hogayi thi

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Khair aajkadin nikala school ki chutti Hui
humlog aaram se ghar pohanche aaj us Acp
ne koi bakchodi. Naa ki shayad woh ek baar
mein gand fudwaake samajh gaya tha ki Ap
is great
Ravi humara admsn karwaake aagaya or aaj
shyaam humein jaana tha English speaking
center mein bus ekmaatar problem ye thi ki
woh jagah Raju bahi k area mein padti thi or
wahaan jaane k liye bahot bakchodi karni
thi issi problem ka solution nikaalne k liye
main Sam Ravi or mangal hall mein baithey
they
Sam-baklodo koi idea toh nikaalo
Ravi- bahi koi idea naa hai udhar Humesa
Raju k aadmi ghumte rehte hain badi
mushqill se nikaalke aaya hun main toh

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Mangal-haan be bakchodi hojaegi udhar
gaye toh
Main- ek idea hai bus thoda risky hai
Sam-bhonk
Main- hum abhi raju k ghar jaake usase
permission le aate hain ki woh humne kuch
din wahaan jaanede
Mere ye kehte he sabne mujhe aise ghurra
jaise Maine he baahuballi ko maara ho
Sam-bakchod paglaa gaya hai k yaa dimag
kaa meter udd gaela hai
Ravi-saale kuch bhi kuch bhi bhonk deta hai
a mangal samjha naa isko
Mangal-idea buraa nahin hai

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Sam-hat bhosdk ye bhi paglaa gaya hai sallo
gand kaatke fainkdenge udhar
Ravi- saale suna naa tha k raju ne kya kaha
tha ki udhar dobara aae toh kaatdunga
Main-hatao be fattu kahinke aise kaise
kaatdenge jaante naa hain kya humein woh
or waise bhi hum keval baat karne jaaenge
or unki gand mein ita dum naa haiki humein
hath lagayein
Mangal- sahi bolla be tension free hoke
jaaneka Raju hath bhi naa laga shakta
tumlogon ko
Sam-pakka naa
Main- haanbe or ISSI bahane shayad Teri
babhi se bhi mulaaqat ho jaaye

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Sam-bahi woh sab toh theek hai par kahin
gand naa marjaae
Main-hatbe fattu chalo mangal tu toh jaa
naa shakta hum 3no jaake aate hain
Mangal-ohk boss
Hum 3no ekdum jhakkas ready hoke niche
aae
Main-laabe mangal range rover ki chaabi de
pure tashion mein jaenge taaki gand marre
toh bhi jyada beijatti naa ho
Sam- baklode darra matbe
Ravi- beta Sam ye hum dono ki ache se
marwaaega tu likh k lele

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Sam-bahi lagta toh mujhe bhi aisa he hai
,dekh be Ap agar udhar gand futti toh main
tujhe jaan se maardunga
Main-beta udhar gand ni agar futega toh
sabkuch he futega .gand dhangse maregi

Update-64 (Sarjeet)
Hum 3no bahar aae bahar apni range rover
khadi thi main driving seat par aaya Sam
mere bagal mein or Ravi piche baitha
humlog nikle

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main-suno be wahaan agar won log
uksaaein toh koi gandugiri mat karna chup
chaap jaaana hai or apna kaam karke waapis
aana hai no further bakchodi samjhe
sam-ohk
ravi-beta ye baat tu khudse boll humlog toh
shant he rahenge tu befaltu ki dialogue
baaji naa kariyo
Majn-ohk be naa karunga
humlog jaa re they par mujhe real mein koi
andaaza naa tha ki wahaan k hone walla hai
bus itana tha ki jaan se naa marenge
humlog raju k area mein enter hue toh gadi
ki speed or tej karni padi taaki raju ka koi
aadmi bich mein he naa daboch le humlog
raju ki haweli k bahar pohanche wahaan as

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usual bharri security thi humne gaadi roki
toh sab admi udhar he dekhne lage sabse
pehle gaadi se main utara then Sam and
Ravi humei wahaan dekhte he woh sab k
sab bhag k humaari taraf aae or talwaar
chaku humpar taan diye or humein 4on
taraf se gher liya humari toh fatt gayi bc
woh Ramu bhi wahaan tha
ramu-sasura khud a mout k munh mein
aagaya
main- humein Raju bahi se milna hai
ramu-saale Teri himmat kaise hui be yahaan
aane ki
main- Are bahi bola na raju bhai se milna
hai humein
ramu-nahi mill shaktey

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main-unko jaake bol AP aaya hai
ramu-nahin bolunga saale mujhe abhi bhi
yaad hai us din kaise mujhe maarke bhaga
that sale aaj bhagke dikha
main- are yaar kaeko dimag ki dahi kar raha
hai chup chaap jaake bolna andar jaake
ramu- saale akad dikhata hai aaj tujhe
kaatke fainkdunga main saale lash bhi nahi
milegi
main-ohk theek mast dialogue tha jaa ab
andar jaake boll ki AP aaya hai
ramu -saale e mujhe samajh k rakha hai
tune saale boti boti karke kutton ko
khilaadunga
mujhe uske puraane dialogue bilkul passand
naa aae ultaah mera dimag ghum gaya

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main- bhosdk Salle ek baar mein bolla hua
samajh mein nahi aata kya tereko kal he us
acp k 20 bandon ki gand maari hai ache se
or Salle tujhe toh main jyaan se maardunga
bhosdk aukat mein rehkar baaat kara kar
salla 2 kodi ka gunda apne baap se jubaan
ladaata hai
ye sunken woh ramu or baaki admi shocked
they
ramu-saale tujhe darr nahi lag raha kya
mujhse
main-baklode tujhse Teri biwi naa darre AP
ko darrana toh durr ki baat hai
ravi-are gajab

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main-ye tha beta naya dialogue ,ab chup
chaap jaake raju bhai ko boll ki AP swyam
aaya hai samjha naa
ye sun woh sab shoch mein padd gaye or
kareeb 5mint sochne k baad won ramu bolla
ramu- jaaa andar raju bhai bahar Gaye hain
andar unke bhai Sarjeet hain
main-ye hui naa baat hat bhosdk aage se
who sab turant aage se hatte or humlog
haweli kaa bada sa gate paar karke andar
hall mein enter hue ye Sarjeet se main kam
he milla hun ye bahar sehar mein he rehta
hai humlog Hall mein aae toh udhar sofon
par Sarjeet ,Riya ,ajit or who bakloda ashish
bhi baithe they mujhe wahaan dekhke
unsabko behtreen shock laga Sarjeet toh

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munh faade humein he dekhe jaa raha tha
use shayad vishwaash naa horaha tha ki
humlog andar kaise aae ashish bhi humein
ankhein faad faad k ghurr raha tha Riya
mujhe dekhke thoda sa khus hui this yaa
shayad aisa keval mujhe laga Jo bhi hai who
khus toh hui thi
Humlog kuch boltey usase pehle woh ramu
bolla
Ramu-bhai inhe raju bhai se millna hai kuch
kaam hai
Sarjeet awaaj sunken present mein aaya
warna toh uski totally faati paddi thi
Sarjeet-tumne inhe bina checking andar
kaise aane diya

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Ramu-woh w...woh b.b.bhai humne
checking karli inki
Main-chal jutha Uncleji juth. Boll raha hai ye
isne koi checking na ki humaari kaisa guard
hai bhai tu aise bina checking k he sabko
aane deta hai .shame on u
Ramu-a a.a chup juth kyun bollunga main
Sarjeet-ramu tum bahar jaao
Ye sun ramu bahar challa gaya
Sarjeet-aaoo tumlog baitho
Hum 3no unke saamne waale sofe par
baithe
Sarjet-kya kam hai bhaisahaab se AP tumhe
Main-uncle ji thoda personal kaam hai aap
jarra bulladijiye unhe

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Sarjeet -ruko main phone karta hun unhe
Yeah kehke USNe phone nikaala or uthkar
side mein challa gaya
Main-kaise ashish beta ?ita shocked kyun
haibe
Ashish-saale tujhe bilkul bhi darr naa lagta
kya be
Main-lagta haina be ye toh mera upar ka
expression hai andar he andar main darra
hua hun bahot jyaada
Ashish-,chal kameeney Teri shakal se toh
aisa naa lagta ki tu darra hua hai
Main-ye sab upar k level ki baatein hain tu
naa samjhega rehnde
Ashish-woh sab chod tu aaya kyun idhar

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Main-bolla toh abhi thodaa kaam tha
Ashish-beta Bach gaya tu warna ramu itana
khatarnaak hai kaatdeta tujhe
Main-haanbe bahot dangerous hai ye ramu
toh bahar mujhe bus maarne he walla tha
jaanse bhagwaan ki daya se bachgaya main
toh
Ye sun Ravi Sam ko hansi aagayi
Ashish-k hua be
Sam-abhi bahar he hadkaa k aae use
dhangse ,dekha ni tune uska munh kaise
kharbuje jaisa hogaela tha

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Update-65(The deal)
Aashish-bhai tu gajab hai
Tabhi Sarjeet wappis aagaya
Sarjeet-Ap bhaisahaab bus 5 mint mein
aaree hain tabtak wait karo tum
Main-ohk
Sarjeet-or batao AP kya chal raha hai aajkal
Main- bus time pass, school
Sarjeet-or Acp ????
Ye kehke Sarjeet kisi randve ki tarah Hans
diya main ispar kuch nahin bolla par BC us
ashish ki gand mein pata nahin kaahe
khujali hui or woh bolla

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Ashish-Kon Acp uncle??
Sarjeet- are woh Acp surendra singh
Aahish-kon woh incounter specialist
Sarjeet-haan wahi
Aahish- uska isase kya Lena dena
Main- are kuch naa be bus yun he time pass
Sarjeet-are kuch kyun nahi ,ashish main
batata hun tumhe , ye Jo iski aadat haina
ek.....
Ashish-konsi dialogue baaji waali??
Sar-are nahi woh hero panthi walli
Ashish-achya
Sarj-toh hero banane k chakkar mein isne
sidhe sidhe Surendra singh se panga leliya

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or ab surendra ne dhamki di hai ki woh isse
maar dega
Ashish-kya?
Ye sunke ashish ko khusi or shocked dono ek
sath aaye woh wahin khadda hogaya riya
bhi ye baat sunken shocked hogayi thi uska
munh khulla kaa khulla rehgaya tha .are
gajab use meri fikar hai ye sochke he mera
seena 56 inch kaa hogaya
Ashish-kya baat kar rahe ho uncle
Sarjeet- bilkul ashish beta sach hai ye
Ashish-beta AP fir toh tu gaya samajh woh
thok dega tujhe or kisssi ko pata bhi naa
chalega
Riya-ye Acp surendra kon hai uncle ji?

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Sarjeet- hai beta ek shaitan, wardi police ki
waise pura gunda hai bolne se pehle golli
challa deta hai incounter specialist hai beta
use panga lene walla aajtak koi jinda naa
bacha or apne hero ne usase sidhe sidhe
panga liya hai pagal kahin ka
Main-kya uncle hero bhi boltey ho or pagal
bhi pehle decide karlo kya kehna hai
Riya-pagal hero
Main-ye acha hai chalega
Ajit-tujhe pagal panthi karne mein maja
aaya hai kya be
Main-haan aisa he kuch
Sarjeet-beta ek baar bhi naa Bach paaega
usase tu

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Tabhi mere piche se Raju ki awaaj aai
Raju- naa naa sarjeet ek baar toh Bach bhi
gaya hai ye or surendra ko burry tarah haara
bhi diya hai isne pehli baar mein he
Ye sun sab or jyada chownkey
Sarjeet-matlab bhai?
Raju-matlab ye ki kal he isne us Acp k
admiyon ko solid dhullayi karke bheja hai kai
toh abhi tak behonsh hai
Sarjeet-kya??
Raju-haan sarjeet ,isse koi choti motion
cheej naa samajhna tu.
Ye kehke woh mere samne baitha

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Raju-woh sab chodo bollo AP ,tum khud
yahaan aae ho toh koi jaruri kaam he hoga
bollo kya madad karun main aapki
Main- woh uncle main sidha mudde par
aata hun ,darashal baat ye hai ki mujhe,
Sam or Ravi ko agle 10 din k liye sehar mein
aapke area mein jaane ki permission
caahiye
Ye sun sarjeet turant bolla
Sarjeet-nahi bilkul bhi nahin
Raju-ruko sarjeet , AP main jaan shakta hun
kyun
Main- ji Hume coaching join karni hai kuch
din k liye
Raju-keval tum 3 ko he naa

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Main-ji bilkul or koi bhi nahi
Raju-or main aisa kyun karun uska koi
reason
Main-kyunki main keh raha hun
Raju-ohk reason passand aaya mujhe but
humaare kuch admi tumpar humesha najar
rakhenge agar kuch gadbad hui toh .

Main- nahi hogi uncleji

Raju-chalo theek hai
Main-chalta hun
Raju-itani jaldi kuch chaay paani
Main-bus uncle abhi thoda jaldi mein hun
agli baar dinner he karke jauanga
Raju-ohk beta or ek salaah dena caahunga

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Main-jarur
Raju-us Acp se maafi maanglo fayde mein
rahoge uske pass double power hai police ki
bhi or gundon ki bhi
Main-belive me uncle kal tak uski adhi
power he rehjaaegi
Ispar raju chownka
Raju-matlab
Main-matlab ye ki kal subah akhbaar
padhlena ,bye everyone
Yeh kehke humlog wahaan se nikle bahar
gate par ramu khadda tha
Main-teri dai kaa bhosda madarchod Salle
baklode Teri gand mein bomb daalkar
fodunga BC chithde bhi na millenge saale k .

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or madarjaat dobara mere same aaya naa
toh gand foddunga
Yeah main ek he sans mein boll gaya or ye
sab sun wahaan mojudd sab admin yahan
tak ki Sam or Ravi bhi mujhe ankhein faade
faade ghurre jaa rahe they
Sam-saale ye sab kya tha be
Main- are yaar andar bhaddas nikaal naa
payaa toh idhar hi nikaaldi ,kasam se Mann
bada halka halka lag raha hai
Ramu-salle galli kyun diya mujhe
Main-shutup u ass hole motherfucker u
morron ,pimp,dick,bastard,you pubic hair
Ramy-salle firse galli deta hai

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Main-abe ye galli naa thi ye toh English
mein sorry bollraha tha main I mean maafi
maang raha tha main
Ramu-par Teri awaaj se toh lag raha tha tu
galli deraha hai
Main-chal hat BC anpadh gawaar main tujhe
sorry bolla,tu bhai hai bhosdk apna kis mein
dum hai Jo tujhe jhant kaa Baal bolle
Yeah kehke main uske Galle laga or sidha
gaadi mein aaya ,woh log kuch samajh
paate usase pehle humlog nikal liye udharse

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Gaadi mein aae he Sam mujhe bolla
Sam-abe baklode baat sun
Main- boll bhai
Sam-tu kya bolla raju se ki kal se us Acp ki
power adhi rehjaaegi uska k matlab hua?
Main-kuch naa be woh toh aise he boll diya
flow flow mein
Sam-beta aise he toh tu muttane bhi naa
jaata woh bhi tabhi jaata hai jab jorse lagi
ho,isliye ab batao majra kya hai
Main- are kuch naa be sach mein he flow
flow mein bolldiy warna beijatti hojati
Ravi-woh chodo be lawdo permission mill
gayi abtoh hand maardeni hai aman ki

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Main-baklol gay kahin k aman ki nahi uski
wife ki samjha
Ravi-baklode there dialogue dialogue or
humaare dialogue chutiya ,saale hutiye
Main-apun Ap the great hai apne dialogue
ki bhi ego hoti hai samjha be
Ravi-lawda toh aaj humlog jaarehain matlab
center mein
Maun-correction hai humlog nahi tumlog
jaaoge apun kal se aaega
Ravi-aisa kaahe be
Main- beta apun AP the great hai.......
Sam-lawde agar tu ek baar or ye bolla toh
Teri hand foddunga

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Main-ohk suno aaj apun ko kaam hai Rhoda
ball wall katwaane hai ekdum chakkachak
home jaanta hai be or tumlog aaj jaake aap
sabkuch details pata karo then hum plan
suru karenge
Sam-bhosdk mujhe Teri daal mein kaala
lagraha hai kuch
Main-lawde kardi naa choti baat daal par he
rahiyo BC tu mattar paneer naa boll shakta
tha
Sam-abe lawde dialogue suit naa karta be fir
Main- saale suit naa hota kamsekam tasty
toh hota
Sam-baklol kahin ka

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Humlog bakchodi kartekarte ghar aaye uske
baad main bahar nikaal gaya bike leke or
woh dono Naha dhoke centre challe gaye
Main raat 10 baje tak ghar naa aaya toh
mera phone Baja Jo Sam kaa tha
Sam-bhosdk itani late tak kon Baal katwata
haibe
Main- bahi ladki mill gayi thi ek
Sam-baklol jaldi se ghar aa pata haina woh
Acp moka he dhund rela hai or tere aasaar
mujhe theek nahi lagrahe
Main-fikar not I am coming

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Main ghar pohancha toh Ravi,mangal or
sam hall mein baithey mera he intezaar kar
rahe they or mere haweli mein enter karte
he woh log lage mujhe sunaane
Sam-baklol aadmi kahaan gand marwa raha
tha be
Main- are bahi woh baat ye hai ki
Main aage kuch boltaa usase pehle Ravi
bolla
Ravi-boll na baklode ab chup kyun hai Salle
bata ab
Main-abe baat toh suno be
Sam-bata naa bhosdk toh fir
Main-saalo ab bich mein bolle toh chod
dunga dono ko ,ek ladki milli thi be puraani

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waali usne gharpe invite kiya toh jaana pada
be samjha karo be
Mangal-ohk chal aaja toh dinner karle
Humne dinner kiya or jaake aaram se so
gaye mast nind aai aaj as usual. subah kissi
ne mujhe buri tarah jhinjhod kar jagaya ye
Sam tha
Main- baklode gand marrgayi kya Teri aise
kon jaggatta haibe lawde
Sam-saale kya kiya be tune?
Main-maine kya kiya be??
Sam-saale niche aa jaldi
Main- chal
Main turant he utha or Sam k sath bhagta
hua niche aaya niche Ravi or mangal

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ankhein faade faade TV mein news dekhre
they or USS news ko dekh mere honthon
par muskaan fail gayi
Woh news kuch is parkar thi
'Area k Acp surendra singh kaa kala sach
,surendra singh ko suspend kardiya gaya hai
ji han incounter specialist par kai ghinone
aarop lagaae gaye hain jinhe prove kiya ek
choti si DVD ne jisme surendra k khilaaf kai
saboot mille hain ,police k mutaabik koi
agyaat shaks ye dvd kal raat ko police
commisoner k ghar par degaya is dvd mein
kai videos hain jinmein surendra singh alag
alag shakson se paise lete najar aae hain is
DVD se ye shaabit hogaya hai ki surendra
singh ek bhrasht police officer hain or is
ghatna k turant baad Acp surendra singh ko

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suspend kardiya gaya hai or unke upar ek
committee bithaiy gayi hai"
Ravi-baklode yE sab tune kiya naa sach
bataiyo
Main-hatbe main ita sab kaise karta be
akela
Sam-bhosdk tu sach bata
Main-hatbe mujhe naa maalum ye sab kaise
hua
Ravi-lawde sach sach bata ni toh gand laal
kardunga maar maarke
Main-ohk ohk . ye sach hai ki ye sab Maine
he kiya hai
Ye sun mangal Sam or Ravi ki aankhein khull
gayi

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Ravi-abe bhains maand k lossmunde kaise
be?
Sam-bhonk jaldi baklode kaise kiya ye sab
tune
Mangal-baklund kaise kiya ye tune?
Main-are baitho toh sahi aaram se
Sam-baithke kya gand marwaega aise he
chup chaap bata jaldi se
Mangal-haan be baklode bata jaldi
Main-ye sab usi time suru hogaya tha jab
Acp ne gunde bheje ussi din Maine iske aise
dushmano ki list nikalani suru ki Jo uske
kareeb hon or usse pata bhi na ho,toh pata
hai mujhe kon mila

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Sam-baklode humein konsa sapna aaega
be , aise bakloda panthi sawal naa kar naam
bata
Main- surendra ka PA ,
Sam-kya ??
Mangal-bhosda?
Ravi-bhenchod gajab
Main-maine us PA ko waada kiya ki main
usko idhar se gayab karunga or 10 lakh cash
diya usse and usse gayab karne kaa pura
intezaam bhi kiya toh usne mujhe ye DVD di
jisme surendra k khilaaf saare shaboot
mojudd they bus fir kya tha khel khatam or
paisa hajam
Ye sab sunke unsabki fatt gayi thi unhe
vishwash nahi horaha tha ki ye sab hua hai

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Sam-bhenchod ,gajab are gajab.
Mangal-baklode sab sahi hai tu mujhe
yebata ki 10 lakh kidhar se aae or ab usse
pata chala ki ye sab tune kiya hai toh aage
kya plan hai
Main-pehle sawaal ka jawaab ye ki Maine
woh DVD Acp k dusre kissi dushman ko 20
lakh mein bechi hai
Ye sunke toh unsab ki saansein atak gayi
Sam-bakland ek baar mein he pura batade
naa heart attack dega kya ab
Maun-or dusre sawaal kaa jawaab ye ki ye
DVD ussi sharks ne pohanchayi hai toh
naam bhi ussi kaa hoga naa lawde
Magal-bahi tere pair kahaan hai

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Main- pair chhod lawda lele
Sam-bahi tu admin nahi hai
Ravi-baklode kaise karleta haibe itani
bakchodi
Main- beta yahi toh tashion hai salla us
chutiya Acp ko k laga ki woh AP ko maarega
BC halwa hai kya ab bhosda ghumta rahega
kai din lawdo ki tarah bada aaya AP se
panga lene walla
Mangal-bhai gajab tu gajab hai saale tune
toh maa chod di ,saare sehar ko aazaad
kardiya tune toh ab bhenchod main dekhta
hun kaise gundagiri karta hai woh dai chod
dunga BC ki
Main-shabbas or ek kaam kariyo bike k bag
mein 10 lakh pade hain nikaal liyo

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Mangal-ohk boss aajtoh maja aagaya be
baklodo aaj raatko daaru piyenge

Update-68(Frnds
sam-abe sab chod soch us Raju ki kya haalat
hui hogi ye sunke
Ravi-bhai heart attack aaya hoga pakka
Main-bc abtak yahi soch raha hoga ki salla
ye sab hua toh hua kaise
Ravi-haan. Ab chalo be school naa jaana hai
k late horahe hai bhai principal lelega
Maun-pencho jaldi ready hojao be
Humlog aanan faanan mein taiyaar hue or
jaldi se bike sawaar hoke nikale full speed se
lekin BC fir bhi late hogaya prayer khatam

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hone walli thi or principal bhi wahaan
mojudd tha
Main- beta likh k lelo chod dega ye aaj
Ravi-darra mat be
Humlog ahista ahista jaake line mein
pohanche or pohanch k chup chaap khade
he hue they ki prayer kaa the end hua or
turant USS taklu principal ne humara naam
liya
Principal- AP , Ravi And Sam aage aao
Main- salla BC aajtoh ache se maarega bhai
ye
Principal-jaldi
Main-(araam se)baklode UDD k aaun kya

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Humlog jaldi se saamne stage par pohanche
wahaan Aman,Deepika mam,Nicki mam or
baaki teachers bhi mojudd they
Principal-kripya ye bataane kaa kasht
karenge ki tumlog itane late kaise hue
Main-w.o...h
Aman-main batata hun sir ,kahin awaara
girdi kar re honge kissi ko Pitt rahe honge
dhuaan uddare honge yaa or koi gandi
harkat kar re honge
BC sarra school humpar Hans raha tha salla
subah subah solid insult
Principal- bilkul sahi kaha Aman sir ne yahi
sab kar re honge or kar bhi kya shakte ho
tumlog ,achya ab ye bhi batado match walle
din kiski permission leke school se gaye they

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Main-ye bhi aman sir se he puchlo unhe
pata hai sab humare baare mein
Principal-kya bolla?
Main-sahi toh kaha abhi abhi inhone he
bataya humaare baare mein inhe sab pata
hai PA hain humaare
Ye sunke aman sann hogaya ,or principal ne
mujhe ghurra
Principal- AP Jo pucha uska jawaab do
Main- gharpe kaam tha toh deepika mam ki
permission leke gaye they
Princi-acha chalo theek hai or ye humesa
humesa late hona band karo
Principal humari jamke uttarna caahta tha
but meri tone se woh samajh gaya tha ki

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main satak gaya hun or usse bhi pata tha ki
main satakne k baad usse yahin chod shakta
hun isliye usne chup chaap humein jaane
diya sablog apni apni class mein aaye
teachers ki kuch meeting chal ri thi so abhi
koi teacher naa aaya tha sablog idhar udhar
ghumm rele they main bahar gallery mein
akela khadda tha ki koi mere piche Aaya, ye
riya thi.
Riya- hiii pagal hero
Main-hii , hello riya how are u?
Riya- I am fine but tum jarra sad lagre ho
any specific reason
Main-main woh bhi sad, naa toh
Riya-maine first time tumhe serious dekha
hai lagta hai aman sir se gussa ho tum

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Main - unse toh pichle kaafi time se gussa
hun but serious naa hua kabhi
Riya-acha tumhe pata hai ki aaj mere papa
subah se pagal hue jaa rahe they tumhaari
wajah se
Main-kyun Maine k kiya ?
Riya-woh Acp walla matter
Main-maine kuch nhi kiya yaar main toh bus
waise he bolla tha kal
Riya-jitane bhole bante ho itane ho nahi
tum
Main- achya aisa hai kya?
Riya-bilkul , Badi pohanchi hui cheej ho tum
am I right?

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Main-ji itani khubsurat ladki kabhi rong ho
he nahi shakti
Riya-achya ji trying to flirt
Main-nope I am just telling u the truth but ,
but in a flirty way
Ye sunke Riya Hans padi
Riya-now that's a new way of flirting
Main-nope its my way
Riya-ohho gud
Main-i know
Riya-waise tum bade heroic kaam karte
rahte ho sahi naam diya Maine tumhe Pagal
hero
Main-haan sahi hai main bhi AP sunta sunta
bore hogaya tha

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BC mereko samajh mein naa araha tha ki
kya bollun sabko chup karwane walla aaj
khud chup horaha tha,Rita ne shayad meri
Mann ki baat sunli or bolli
Riya-tum aksar aise confuse hote ho yaa aaj
he bus
Main-haha sach bataun toh ye mera 1st
time hai confused hone kaa
Riya-tumhaari galati nahi hai meri
personality he aisi hai sablog flat hojaate
hain
Ye kehke riya apni cute si smile hansdi
Main-true , or sablog kaa pata nahi main
jarur flat hogaya hun
Riya-really? Ap the Hero mere samne flat
hogaya wuhhu

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Main- bilkul
Riya-then from now we are frnds
Ye sunke mera toh dill garden garden
hogaya nacho bc
Ye kehke riya ne meri taraf hath badhaya or
Maine 0.3 seconds mein usase hath milaya
Riya-par uske kuch rules hain
Main-hukkam karo madam
Riya-main madam
Main-ohh sorry batao Riya
Riya-agar mera hath chodoge toh bataungi
Main-ohh crap
Mujhe abhi dhyan mein aaya ki Maine uska
hath abhi tak pakda hua hai Maine turant
uska hath choda

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Riya-rule no. 1-Tumhe ye sab harkaatein
maar dhaad walli chodani padengi , be a
good and sincere student
Main-kya? Good toh chalo theek hai main
thoda try kar bhi lunga but ye sincere
kahaan se aaya
Riya- rule is rule
Main-ohk
Riya-no. 2 sabse tameej se baat karoge no
abusive words rule no. 3 Daily mujhe
chocolate doge no. 4 ladkiyon se frndshp
karoge
Main-ye kya baat hui?
Riya-divya ne mujhe bataya ki tum ladkiyon
se frndshp naa karte

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Main- uski .,.....
Riya-hey no abusive words
Main- I mean uski toh jai ho
Riya-baaki baad mein bataungi
Main-ohk.
Riya -rules must be followed warna
Main-sory shaktimaan main dhyan rakhunga
Riya-gud now we are frnds
Yeh kehke woh Galle se mere Galle lagi uske
aisa karte he mujhe bhayankar current laga
mera galla shuk gaya BC awaaz he naa nikali
pair kaamnp gaye woh hatke chalo bhi gayi
par main wahaan barf ban gaya maano
samy rukk gaya ho )

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Update-69(The Fun begins)
Main wahin baraf banna khadda tha ki kissi
ne jhinjhod k mujhe hillaya jispar mujhe
gajab gussa aaya
Main- kon haibe ?
Par samne dekh main wahin ruk gaya samne
deepika mam khadi hansri thi
Main-aaila mam app they kya I am really
really sorry
Deepika-kahan khoye ho janaab aap
Main-kya bataun madam bus yun samajh
lijiye sidha jannat se hota hua aaya hun
Deepika-Are waah jarra hume bhi toh
bataiye kya hua

246
Maine deepika mam ko puri baat batai jisse
sunke woh bahot khus hui
Deepika-really AP
Main-apki kasam mam.
Deepika-waah yaar gajab ,or tu ab aage se
dhyan rakhna saare rules follow karna
Main-ji mam jaisa aap kahein
Deepika-chalo ab class mein
Main deepika mam k sath sath class mein
enter hua or sidha jaake apni seat par
baithgaya Ravi abhi aaya nahi tha bahar se
or jaise he woh aaya mam ne usse bahar he
roka
Deepika-kahaan they sir aap?
Ravi-yahin tha mam..

247
Deepika-achya toh fir hum kahaan they?
Bollo kya kiya jaae tumhara
Iska jawaab Maine diya
Main-bahar he rakho mam isko khudko toh
padhna hai nahi hum dono ko or disturb
krega
Ye sun puri class chownkgayi Ravi ne toh
mujhe aise ghurra jaise maine uski daru
mein mutt diya ho
Sam-haan mam bahar he rakho isse warna
ye fir late aaega padhna likhna toh hai nahi
disturb karta hai.
Saari class aankhein faade Hume he ghurr
rahe they
Ravi-kya bollre hobe tumlog?

248
Deepika-achya toh ye tum dono ko disturb
karta hai
Main- bilkul mam apki kasam
Deepika-toh ek kaam karo ashish tum Ravi
ki seat par jaao or Ravi tum ashish walli seat
par jaao
Ashish-no mam fir ye dono mujhe disturb
karenge main yahin theek hun
Deepika-ohk toh Diya tum piche challi jao
Ravi aage aajaega
Riya-ohk mam
Ye kehke riya ne apna bag uthaya or
humaare walle bench par aagayi Maine Ravi
ka bag aage rakh diya

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Darashall ye meri or Deepika mam ki chaal
thi Jo kaamyaab hui thi humme pata tha ki
Ashish humaare sath baithne k liye kabhi
raji nahi hoga so riya ko baithna padega and
ye sab aise he hua Or Ashish kuch nahi kar
paya
Deepika-baitho Ravi or ab aage se humesa
aise he baithana hai tumhe ye mera order
hai
Maine Mam ki taraf halke se ankh maari
jispar woh hansdi ,Riya bilkul mere bagal
mein baithi thi.Ravi chupke se piche mudda
or kuch bolta usase pehle main boll pada
Main- mam ye Ravi dekho naa mujhe
dhamki deraha hai
Ravi-n...o mam main naa bolla kuch bhi.

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Sam-naaa mam juth bolraha hai ye abhi
abhi isne kahaa ki kameene ho tum or ye
Ashish bhi humein disturb kar raha hai
indono ko class se bahar nikaldo
Ashish ye sunke chownka usse toh pata bhi
nahi tha ki hua kya
Deepika-Ravi ashish behave yourself
Ashish-but mam main toh...
Deepika-shut up chup chap baitho
Ajj pura din humne aise he masti ki jisme
riya bhi humaare sath shaamil thi school
khatam hone k baad him ghar aae or shyam
ko Naha dhoke ekdum chakkachak ready
hue center mein jaane k liye aaj dekhte hain
kaisi hai aman ki wife

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Update-70(The English Coaching Centre)
2 baje humlog gaadi mein sawaar hoke
nikale aajkal us ACp ki wajah se humlog
thoda durr ka safar gaadi se he tay karte
they aaj bhi humlog gaadi mein he gaye.
Sam-Abe Us Raju ne pakka apne admiyon ko
batadiya hoga naa ki humein naa roke
Ravi-haan be or abtoh naa bataya hoga toh
bhi koi tension nahi hai permission hai
chodd denge sabko
Main- saale ganwar sincere ban be kya sarra
din galliyan deta rehta hai abki baar gaali di
toh fod dunga tujhe
Ravi- yaar ahista ahista kam hongi naa
gaaliyan ekdum se kaise chod dun

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Main-maine or Sam ne chod di naa aise he
tu bhi control kar
Ravi-ohk bhai pakka control karunga
Humlog 30 minute mein centre pohanche
ye ek simple sa centre tha andar 4 bade
bade class rooms they par bheed bahot thi
Main-abe in 4on mein se apna room konsa
haibe
Ravi-ye walla jisme Aman ki wife padhaegi
Main- chal toh andar
Humlog jaise he gate k saamne aae toh
samne kaa najara dekh meri ankhein khulli
ki khulli reh gayi andar stage par ek 20 -21
saal ki behad khoobsurat ladki khadi thi
5'8height gorra rang dudh jaisa ,neeli
ankhein patla sareer kaale ghanne baal

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yellow salwaar suite mein woh ekdum hot
hot hot hot lagrahi thi usse dekh mera galla
sukh gaya tha main ankhein faade usse he
dekh raha tha BC kya kissmat thi Aman ki
kull millake woh pathakaa nahi nuclear
bomb thi .
Mujhe Ravi ne hillaya tab jaake main
present mein aaya
Ravi-bc andar naa jaana hai k??
Main- chalo be andar
Humlog gate k bilkul samne aaye andar
kareeb 100 students they bench's par or
unmein se jyaadatar humaare he school k
they or Issi area k yaani Raju k area k or
mujhe wahaan khadda dekh ekdum se saari
class shan't hogayi or sab humein he

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ghurrne lage shayad unhe believe naa
horaha tha ki humlog yahaan kaise aae kai
toh humaare jaani dushman bhi they
wahaan adhi class khade hoke humein he
ghurr rahi thi
Main- waah be Ravi kya entry hui hai.
Tabhi woh madam bich mein boll paddi
Madam- yes .
Main-may we come in mam
Mam-sorry apko dusre room mein jaana
hoga its already full
Main-woh mam dusre room se bahar nikal
diya
Mam-woh kyun ?
Main- pata nahi mam

255
Mam-pakka koi sharrarat ki hogi tumlogon
ne
Main-haan aisa he kuch ?
Mam-ohk,but dekhlo ladkiyon k sath
baithna padega
Main-yahaan ki ladkiyan current toh nahi
maarti haina
Ye sun puri class Hans padi mam bhi halke
se hansdi
Mam-no nahi maarti
Main-then koi problem nahi hai adjust
karlenge mam
Mam-aajao andar
Humlog andar aae or andar aane k baad
dekha ki BC ladkiyon bhi jyadatar humaare

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he school ki thi or sabse main baat woh
Divya bhi wahaan thi usne mujhe dekh
mere liye jagah banai or main uske bagal
mein baithgaya ,Sam or Ravi dusre bench
par baith gaye
Divya-thanku toh bolloge nahi
Main-woh kya hota hai??
Divya-waise kamaal ki baat hai English k
topper ko bhi English coaching leni padd
rahi hai
Main- coaching leke he top karta hun main
Madam-ab tutumlog baithjao welcome
hogaya inka
Mam ne piche humein ghurrte hue khade
students ko kaha jiske baad woh ek ek kar
baith gaye

257
Main- kaafi maja aane walla hai yahaan
Divya-tum pitane walle ho yahaan
Ispar mujhe hansi aagayi
Main-ghanta ye sab ko fod dunga main
Madam-Kahin isliye toh nahi nikala tumhe
dusra class se
Main-mam main bilkul chup tha ye ladki he
chappar chappar kar rahi hai
Divya-kya?juthe Maine toh bus itana kaha
tha mam ki kamaal ki baat hai ki English k
topper ko bhi coaching lagaani pad rahi hai
Main-or Maine sirf itana kaha tha ki
coaching leke he main topper bana hun
Mam-ohh toh topper ho tum
Main-ji madam

258
Mam-gud ab chup chaap baitho

Uske baad ek ghantey usne padhaya or

main is bich uspar secretly line maarta raha
jiska koi reaction mujhe nahi milla uske
baad class khatam hui sablog bahar aae
main usse dhundane laga toh woh mujhe
main gate k pass kinhi 2 admiyon se baat
karti hui dikhi humlog udhar he gaye or jaise
he unke kareeb pohanche toh BC lawde lag
gaye ye Ramu or uske admi they main ahista
se munh chipaake unke bagal se nikala or
unhe cross kar he raha tha ki ramu ne
mujhe piche se pakad liya
Ramu-kahaan chala janaab tanik tehariye
toh

259
Main-are ramu sir kaise ho aap
Ramu-bus sab badhiya,Madam ji iske baare
mein puch raha tha main
Mam-han aaj he aaya hai ye
Ramu-koi bakwass toh naa ki naa isne
Main-kya ramu sir aap bhi kamaal karte ho
main bhalla koi saraarat kar shakta hun kya
Ramu-beta special tujhe dekhne aaya tha
main ki chalo tu class mein he tha,madam ji
agar koi choti si bhi galati kare naa ye aap
humko bataein taange tod k hath mein
dedunga iske
Mam-par ye toh sareef sa hai bechara
Ramu-ye or sareef kahaan ka sareef madam
ji.......

260
Main-bus karo ramu sir kuch baad k liye bhi
bachalo sab abhi boldoge kya
Rqmu-mam ji aap bus iski complaint kijiye
choti se choti beshak jhuti he kardijiye main
bataunga fir usko
Mam-ohk ab jaa shakte ho tumlog
Ramu-beta AP dhyan rahe meri najar
humesa tumpar hain
Yeh kehke ramu wahaan se challa gaya
Mam-ohho ho ho ab samajh mein aai baat
sablog tumhe aise khaa jaane waali najaron
se kyun dekh rahe hain toh tum AP ho
Main-ji bilkul
Uske baat karne k anddaz se laga ki usse
aman ne usse kuch bhi nahi bataya hai

261
Mam-then AP sir aap bahot galat jagah aae
ho dekho kaise ghurr rahe hain sab tumhe
ye sab log wait kar re hain ki kab main jaaun
or ye log tumhe maarein
Main- hath bhi naa laga shakta inmein se koi
bhi mujhe
Mam-achya ramu ji k baare mein kya
khayaal hai
Main-woh hath laga shakta hai
Mam-toh agar koi galati ki toh main sidha
unhi se complaint karungi tumhaari
Main-mam mera bus naam he kharaab kiya
gaya hai aisa kuch karta nahi hun main
Mam-han mujhe bhi aisa he laga chalo.bye
Main-bye mam

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Update-71(AP changing)
Mujhe bye kehke woh challi gayi tabtak Sam
or Ravi bhi aagae,humlog parking ki taraf
chale he they ki koi 10-12ladke humaare
saamne aagae unka leader tha Akshay Jo
dusre school mein padhta hai or humaare
saikdon dushmano mein se ek hai.
Akshay-waah waah waah AP the great khud
humaare yahaan aae hain
Main-Hao
Akshay-beta aaj aaya naa unth pahaad k
niche
Mai-bc shakal lawde jaisi hai toh kam se
kam baat toh dhangki kardiya karbe

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Akshay-beta bahot din se dhund raha tha
tujhe aaj jaake milla hai
Sam-toh wait kya kar raha hai chusle lawda
Ye sun hum 3no hanspade
Main- dekh beta dimag naa satka agar mera
dimag satak gaya toh lenne k denne padd
jaaenge Salle woh haalat karunga ki kutte
bhi bina tang uthaaye muttenge tujhpe
Ravi-waaah
Akshay-saale dialogue baaji karta hai rukk
Teri toh ......
Main hath utha k thoda jorse bolla
Main-aana re bahilog
Jisse sun woh log chownkey or 30 seconds
mein he mere side mein humaare 7 hatte

264
katte janwar type admi mere bagal mein
aake khade hogaye Jo mangal ne humaare
sath lagaye they unko dekh akshay or uske
sathiyon ki fatke 4 hogayi
Main- baklode yeda samjha hai kya Jo
dushman k area mein yun he munh utha k
challa aaunga. kya be Salle chindi chorr
ganduo shakal dekhi hai apni BC saddi hui
Loki kaisi shakal hai or chall padde AP ko
maarne
Admi-AP bahi kya karein inka
Main-karna k hai aisa toddo ki agle kai din
judd naa paein
Admi-ohk bhai
Ye sun woh log kaanp gae or niche baitha
gaye

265
Akshay-ap main toh majaak kar raha tha
bahi please maaf karde
Main-lawda chussega
Akshay-bahi last time maaf karde be
Main- ghanta, maaro be saalon ko
Or jaise he humaare bande unki taraf badhe
toh Maine dekha ki Divya humari taraf
aarahi thi,BC ye toh Riya k saamne sabkuch
pell degi, Maine ekdum se side badli
Main- are kya kar rahe ho bahiyo aise ladai
jhagde se bhi kabhi kissi ka fayda hua hai
kya choddo unhe hat jao...
Ye sun humaare admiyon ne ghurrke mujhe
dekha Maine unki taraf ankh maari jisase
woh samajh gaye ki matter kuch or hai..

266
Main-mana ye ganda ladka hai gadha hai
par hai toh bechar bacha he chodado bahi
isse.
Akshay or uske sathi mujhe aise dekh rahe
they jaise inki gand mein lawda dediya ho
kissine
Admi-aaj toh chod dete hain tumhe is ladke
ki wajah se dobara aise harkat ki toh fod
dunga
Main- bilkul jao ab
Ye sunte he woh log nikal liye Maine akshay
ko jordaar laat di woh munh k ball girra
Main-tumlog bhi bhago be idhar se or aage
se dhyan rakhna samjhe

267
Ye sun woh log bhi wahaan se nikale or
humlog anjaan bante hue aage nikale gaadi
ki taraf or sidha ghar aagae
Ghar pohanche toh dekha ki hall mein deva
bhai baithey they mangal k sath unhe dekh
humlog bahot khus hue
Main- bahijaan aap kab aae
Deva-abhi abhi
Hum 3no unke Galle mille or wahaan baith
gaye
Deva-tumlog badi coaching le rahe ho aajkal
Main- bus bahi aaj he suru ki hai time pass k
liye ,par aap mujhe jarra pareshan lag rahe
hain kya hua?
Deva-kuch nahi bus jarra thak gaya hun

268
Main-juth nahi bolneka samjhe naa
Deva-abe sach mein thak gaya hunbe
Main-ohk jaao toh rest karo fir
Deva-haan jaaraha hun
Ye kehke Deva bahi challe gae apne room
mein
Main- baklode mangal bata toh deta bahi
aaj aane walle hain
Mangal-mujhe abhi pata challa ek ghantey
pehle,woh choddo be ye batao udhar kya
hua
Main-abe mat puch be BC kya mall hai yaar
woh gajab just gajab
Mangal-kasam se

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Main-abe kasam se be ekdum Bomb hai
bomb
Mangal-toh fir is bomb ko kab fodega tu
Main-jald he fodenge be jald he
Mangal-waah lawde waah
Aise he humlog bakchodi karte rahe khaa
pee k sogaye subah uthe or school jaane k
liye ready hue , bike se school pohanche
Main aaj riya ka reaction dekhne k liye
betaab tha pakka usse Divya ne batadiya
hoga ki kal kya hua tha humlog sidhe class
mein ghusse andar se jyadatar boys gayab
they bus ek do kitaabi Kidde he bache they
riya humaare bench par baithi thi main
wahaan gaya mujhe dekh woh halke se
muskurayi

270
Riya-hello AP
Main-hii riya
Main wahaan baith gaya Ravi or Sam bag
rakhte he turant challe gaye wahaan se
Main- ashish or baaki sab kahaan hain
Riya-practice kar rahe hain niche
Maun-kaeki practice
Riya-tumhe nahi pata kal Saturday half day k
baad apni team ka match hai cricket kaa
Main-what??
Riya-haan
Main-waah mujhe abki baar firse nahi
bataya sahi hai abtoh woh taklu principal
mere pair padega tabhi khelunga main
Riya-hey watch your tongue

271
Maun-opps sorry
Riya-waise I am impressed
Main-kisase taklu principal se
Ye sun woh hansdi
Riya-are nahi yaar tumse
Main-aaila aisa kyun?
Riya- aaj Divya ne bataya mujhe kal kya hua
Coaching mein
Main-kya hua yaar??
Riya-jyada bholle mat bano tumne kal un
ladkon ko pitane se bachaya
Main-achya woh haan woh toh bus yun he
Riya- great aise he Ban me raho humesa
Main- trying....

272
Riya-gud ye lo tumhara gift
Main-ye kya hai ??
Riya- chocolate
Main-aise chocolate bhi hoti hai kya
Riya-nahi khaani toh mat khao main
khaalungi
Main-kyun nahi khaani khaaunga mera gift
tum kyun khaogi laao idhar
Riya-adhi meri hai isme
Main-nope
Riya-mujhe caahiye adhi chocolate
Usne kissi bachhe ki tarah kaha jisse sun
mujhe hansi aagayi or Maine chocolate adhi
usse dedi jisase woh khus hogayi
Riya-thanku

273
Main-bukhi kahin ki?
Riya-only for chocolates okay
Main-haan haan dikh raha hai

Update-72(On track)
Riya-waise tumhe match mein kyun nahi
khelne derahe principal sir..
Main-are principal toh caahta hai ki main
khelun par woh haina AMan woh bich mein
tang adaata hai pata nahi konse janam kaa
badla le raha hai merese...
Riya-kal kheloge yaa nahi tum???

274
Main- nahi bilkul bhi nahi aakhir apni bhi koi
self respect hai ego hai agar woh nahi
caahte ki main naa khelun toh naa sahi...
Riya-ohh! Great matlab mujhe fir tumhe
khelta hua dekhne ko nahi millega
Main-haan.
Aaj kaa din bhi aise he masti mein nikala or
as usual school k baad humlog ghar aae
Mangal or deva bahi dono he office gaye
they or main jaise he apne room mein gussa
toh wahaan ki haaalat dekh k chownki gaya
mera room jiski har cheej bikhari paddi rehti
thi woh abhi bilkul perfectly managed tha
har cheej apni jagah par thi juskaran aaj
mujhe room kaafi achaa lagraha tha

275
Main-bc aaj toh pee bhi nahi toh ye kiske
room mein ghuss gaya be..are BC ye toh
mera he room haibe,salla idhar hua kya hai
Main room se bahar aaya mere right mein
Ravi kaa room tha or left mein Sam kaa woh
dono bhi rooms se. Chownkey hue bahar
nikale .
Main-abe tumhara room bhi badalgaya hai
kya??
Ravi-abe iska matlab tera bhi room.....
Main-haan be
Sam-mera bhi
Main-ye sab karwaya kisne be??
Sam-Salle humlog bhi toh tere sath he they
na humse kya puch raha hai

276
Tabhi humaare piche se ek ladki ki awaaj aai
"ye sab Maine kiya hai"
Humlog turant piche mudde toh piche ek
sundar sii cute si 22-23 umar ki ladki khadi
thi or ye ladki koi or nahi Meenu thi meenu
wahi jisse office mein us din woh admi
jhaad raha tha
Main-meenu tum yahaan??
Meenu-Main aajse apke gharki manager
cum Advisor hun.
Main-are waah bahot ache toh ye rooms
tumne theek karwaein hain
Meenu-ji bilkul .
Sam-perfect...
Main- great

277
Meenu-kya hua aaplogon ko passand nahi
aaya
Main-are nahi perfect hai behtreen mujhe
toh pata bhi nahi tha ki mera room aisa bhi
dikhshakta hai thanks.
Meenu-welcome
Ravi-ek thanks mera bhi
Sam-mera bhi
Main- chalo be ab ready hojao class nahi
jaana hai
Sam-are haanbe
Humlog jaldi se ready hue or as usual gaadi
leke Coaching pohanche abhi coaching suru
hone mein time tha isliye him coaching k

278
just bagal mein mojudd ek choti si tapri par
aae or 3 cigarette leli or mast jallai.
Main-abe chillgojo aisa nahi lagta ki aajkal
humlog ne cigar cigarette peeni bahot kam
kari hui hain
Sam-haanbe busy he itane hogayi hain time
her nahi milta cigarette k liye.
Main-bhai aisa nahi karte yaar warna
cigarette kya sochegi ki humne ladkiyon k
liye usko bulla diya bad very bad aisa nahi
hoshakta
Ravi-lawdo jutho daily toh 20+ cigarettes
peete ho baklode kahin k bade aae bill gates
time nahi hai tumhaare pass
Main-ohh main bhull gaya tha sorry

279
Tabhi mere kaanon mein ek ladki ki awaaj
paddi"hello AP "
Main-kon haibe??
Yeh kehke main piche mudda toh piche
aman ki wife khadi mujhe he ghurr rahi thi
usse dekhke mujhe solid shock laga
Main-hello m...a.....m
Madam-tum toh bade sareef they fir ye
sab??
Main-kyun sareef log cigarette nahi pite kya
mam ??
Madam-jahaan tak meri knowledge hai
nahi..
Maine turant cihare cigarette fainki or juthe
gusse mein ek punch Ravi k pait mein diya

280
ye dekh Mam shock hogayi or Ravi wahaan
pait pakadkke baithgaya
Main-dekha Maine bolla tha sareef log
cigarette nahi pite par kamine tu nahi
maana mam kasam se ye ladka mujhe bolla
ki sareef log bhi cigarette pite hain tu ek
baar pike dekh bahot cool lagega or mam
main galati se iske jhanse mein aagaya
kameena kahin ka
Madam-achya ?
Main-ji madam kasam se aap usase pichle
caahe isko bhi cigarette ki latt issi ne lagi hai
kyun be Sam
Sam-bilkul mam ye aise he bolla tha isne
juth bolle him dono lo fansaya

281
Main-maine toh ab ciga cigarette nahi pine
walla..
Madam-gud or tum Ravi naam haina
Ravi-yes mam
Madam-tum jaisa kharaab dost Maine kabhi
nahi dekha shame on you
Main-haan same from me
Madam-or tum shri shri 1008 AP ji jaldi se
mere cabin mein aaiye
Main-ji mam.

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Update-73(Trapped)
Ye kehke madam wahaan se challi
gayi..tabtak Ravi uth chuka tha or usne
uthate he ek behtreen punch mere pait
mein diya BC sarra digestion system hill gaya
main pait pakadke wahin baith gaya
Main-bc aisa b...h..I koi maarta hai kya
l..aw..de
Ravi-haan abhi 2 minute pehle tune marra
Main-bc solid laga be lawde thoda dekh me
marra kar BC aage se warna gand fod
dunga ..
Sam-jaa be jaldi mam ne bullaya hai
Main-salle khadda karbe

283
Sam ne mujhe hath pakadke khada kiya or
main langdata hua mam k office ki taraf
challa or jaake gate knock kiya
Mam-come in
Maine langdaate hue he andar entry maari
Madam-tumhe kya hua abtak toh ache
bhalle they??
Main- action ka reaction hua hai madam
Madam-ohk baitho
Main- thanku mam. Ab boliye kaise yaad
kiya mujhe
Madam-AP mujhe pata hai ki ye tumhaare
liye mushqill hai but please tum is centre ko
barbaad karna bandh karoge..
Main-maine samjha nahi mam??

284
Mam- dekho AP bholle mat bano mujhe ye
sab bilkul bhi passand nahi hai isliye sidhe
sidhe bollo ki tumne akshay and uske frnds
ko kyun marra??
Ye sun main solid chownka
Main-marra woh bhi Maine ??
Mam- AP Maine kaha bholle mat bano 3
ladke hospital mein hain itani buri tarah koi
maarta hai kya kisko..
Ye sun fir mujhe jhataka laga
Main- maine maara??
Tabhi mera phone Baja Jo deva bhai kaa tha
Maine mam ki or dekha unhone ishaara kiya
uthaane k liye Maine uthaya
Main-ji deva bhai..

285
Deva-abe tu pagal hogaya hai kya, kya kiya
ye tune..
Main- ab kya hua??
Deva-AP pagal mat banna mujhe. Kyun hua
ye sab mujhe bata chup chaap
Main-are hua kya hai ye toh batao??
Deva-tune un 3 ladkon ko kyun marra
Main-are konse 3 ladke yaar Maine kisiko
nahi marra hai
deva-juth matboll AP chup chaap bata kyun
marra unhe aisa kya hua Jo aise maara
hai ??
Main-are bahi nahi marra yaar kisiko Maine
mujhe toh abhi tak ye bhi nahi pata ki woh 3
hain kon

286
Deva-dekh AP sach.....
Maine unki baat bich mein he kaati
Main-bahi mera dimag mat ghumaao boll
toh raha hun Maine kissi ko nahi marra yaar
apki kasam bus ab khus...
Deva-sach mein kya be??
Maine turant phone cut kiya
Madam-dekha sab jagah tumhaare he
charche hain AP mera Mann kar raha hai ki
tumhe abhi k abhi is institute se nikaal dun
par kya karun aisa kar nahi shakti tum tehre
VIP mera centre he band karwadoge...
Main- ek minute mam naa toh main kabhi
VIP tha or naa he hun or agar ye baat hai
toh main khud he centre chodata hun.

287
Madam-bhalla hoga aapka please leave
warna bechaare or dusre students ko darr
laga rahega ki humlog ek jaanwar k sath
padh rahe hain
Main-madam pehle din Maine apko kahaa
tha naa ki mera bus naam he kharaab hai
karta main kuch nahi hun woh baat 100%
sach hai
Madam-haan haan I remembere par Mr. AP
kamjoron par apni power use karne ki bajay
kissi apne baraabar wallon se ladda karo
Ramu k samne toh tumhaari bolati bandh
hojati hai
Main-Main kissi par power use nahi karta
madam or rahi baat Ramu ki toh always
remember "Nobody Messes With AP"

288
Madam-mujhe pata hai ki juth bolna
tumhaari aadat hai or tum kya karte ho or
kya nahi ye sabko pata hai so please leave
Main-ohk madam bye or ek baat dhyan rahe
Main abhi apko batadun ki aap khud mujhe
ye institute join karne ko bollengi gud bye
have a nice day
Ye kehke main office se bahar nikala
bhenchod hua kya hai be ye sab main bahar
nikala he tha ki bahar mangal Gaadi liye
khadda tha usse wahaan dekh main
chownka jarur koi bada kand hua hai BC
warna mangal Raju k area mein kabhi bhi
nahi aata
Mangal-jaldi chal be baith

289
Main jaldi se range rover mein baitha or
humlog ghar k liye nikale
Main- bhosdk hua kya haibe lawde lag gaye
bina kaam k ??
Mangal-abhi ek ghantey pehle tu kahaan
tha
Main- Sam or Ravi k sath pehle gaadi mein
then cigarette ki dukaan par
Mangal-proof haina
Main-haan dukaan walla hai Ravi hai Sam
bhi hai
Mangal-ohk..
Main-bhosdk hua kya haibe
Mangal-kal tune us akshay ko chodda tha
naa abhi 1 ghantey pehle usko or uske 2

290
sathiyon ko kissi ne solidly dhoya hai or kissi
ne police ko batadiya ki kal uski tere sath
ladaai hui thi so sablog Teri maarne k liye
ghum rahe hain khaaskar vithall kaaniya
Main-abe uski gand kyun jalli BC uska kya
role hai yahaan
Mangal-woh 3no ladke uske gaon k they
Main-madarjaat ye salla kiya konbe
Mangal-pata nahi be
Main-abe mangal apne current dushmanon
ki list bata toh...
Mangal-vithall???
Main- naa be uska abhi koi role nahin hai.
uske pass koi wajah naa hai befaltu mein
apne he bande ko kyun maarega woh

291
Mangal-Raju??
Main- naa be ACp walle kand k baad uski
itani fatt chuki hai ki abhi filhaal mujhse koi
panga lene ka sochega bhi nahi..
Mangal-ramu??
Main- woh bakloda Raju ki permission k
bagair khanna naa khata ye sab ghanta
karega...
Mangal- toh fir ACP ???
Main-naa be woh abhi enquiry mein fansa
hua hai usse khudko sans lene kaa time naa
hoga...
Mangal-toh uska koi admi??

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Main-abe uske saare khaas admi toh
hospital mein pack hain or koi chota mota
admi humse panga lega nahi...
Mangal-haanbe sabhi hospital mein hain
Salle...
Main-are bhenchod sabhi hospital mein
nahi hain be yaad haina ek ko chod diya tha
USS din
Ye sun mangal chownka
Mangal- Abe haan woh dialogue walla....
Main-haan be madarchod wahi hai Salle ki
dai chod dunga main BC ko dhund jaldi se
Mangal- pehle ghar chal fir dhundenge
Tabhi mera phone Baja no. Unknown tha
Maine pick kiya udhar se ek ladki ki awaaj

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aai"hello" jisse sunte he main samajh gaya
woh kiski hai
Main-Riya??
Riya- haan..
Main-tumhe mera no. Kahaan se milla??
Riya-Ashish k phone se or woh sab choddo
ye batao ye sab challa kya raha hai
Main-filhaal toh khud mujhe samajh mein
nahi aaraha ki chal kya raha hai
Riya- AP kya tumne unladkon ko maara??
Main- tumhe kya lagta hai??
Riya- filhaal toh sabko yahi lagta hai ki
tumne marra hai
Main-mujhe sabse koi matlab nahi hai
tumhe kya lagta hai woh batao...

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Riya kuch derr sochke bolli
Riya- sach kahun toh mujhe bhi aisa he lagta
hai ki unhe tumne maara hai,,lekin....
Main- gud
Ye kehte he Maine phone cut kardiya
Mangal- baklode ye matter toh serious hota
jaa raha hai
Main-bhosdk hota jaa nahi raha hochuka hai
woh bhi gand faad serious BC aise Kitani
maar paddi haibe un 3 ko
Mangal- beta maar toh 7ko paddi hai 3 ko
bahot Burri walli paddi hai ye soch ki kissi
ne jaanwaron ki tarah maara hai or Issi
wajah se shak tere upar gaya kyunki gusse
mein tu bhi jaanwaron ki tarah he maarata
hai..

295
Main-salla ye toh had hogayi ye toh critical
case hogaya Abe mangal ek kaam karte hain
Mangal-kya??
Main-Talaash waali story se AP or Jack ko
yahin bulla lete hain woh dono bahot jald
solve karenge ye case
Mangal- bhosdk tujhe abhi bhi majaak sujh
raha hai ...
Main- nahi be ye toh bus mood theek karne
k liye bolla warna madarchod gussa itana
aaraha hai ki dai chod dunga us madarchod
ki ek he time par do darlings naaraaj hogayi
meri pure samaaj mein thu thu hogayi hai
Mangal- ab gand marwa jab toh us baklode
ko khusi khusi chod diya bada aaya dialogue
walla ab marr gayi naa gand

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Main-abe galati hogayi yaar mujhe naa pata
tha woh maadarjaat aisa nikalega abtoh
chodunga usko main
Humlog haweli pohanche or haweli
pohanchtey he humein shock laga kyunki
haweli k bahar red batti walli 2 jeeps khadi
thi bhenchod "Police"

Update-74(What the wuck??)

Mangal-bc police woh bhi itani jaldi..
Main- beta kissi ne solid planning kar ke
maari hai chal be andar..

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Mangal-or baklode shant rahiyo gussa naa
kariyo police walle apne he bande hain
sambhall lenge...
Main- ohk boss...
Humlog andar enter hue andar hall mein
sofe par ek inspector baitha tha or uske
bagal mein 4 constables khade they woh
inspector Deva bhai se kuch baat kar raha
tha . mujhe dekhte he deva bhai bolle..
Deva-loo Aagaya dekha,...
Main- gaya he kab tha main..
Deva-inspector ko lagta hai ki tu un ladkon
ko maarke chipp gaya hai kahin ..
Main- achya aisa hai kya inspector sahaab..

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Inspector-are nahi AP bhai aisa kuch nahi
hai main toh bus majaak kar raha tha ...
Main- aisa majaak sehat k liye haanikaarak
hoya kare hai inspector sahaab....
Inspector-aagese dhyan rakhunga bahi
Main wahaan baitha
Deva- AP ho kya raha hai ye kya kab kahaan
kyun hua hai??
Main-bhai ismein se ek kaa jawaab bhi naa
hai mere pass mujhe khudko dusron se pata
challa ki Maine kissi ko maara hai
Inspector-par AP bahi saboot toh apke
khilaaf hain na

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Main-are yaar ye saboot ki toh aisi taisi
tabtak aap sambhallo main saboot
dhundata hun
Inspector- dikkat toh yahin hai bhai...
Main-kya ??
Inspector-bhai naya AcP aaraha hai ajj, ye
sab uspar depend karta hai ki woh kiski taraf
se hoga agar apni taraf se hua toh koi
tension nahi par agar woh hua dusri ya Tesri
taraf se toh humare toh lag jaaenge
Main-bc gajab bakchodi hai yaar Abe ek
baat bata in ladkon mein se kissi ne Bayaan
nahi diya kya
Inspector-jo 4 ladkon ko kam maar paddi
haina unhone kahaa hai ki shayad unhe

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tumhaare he admiyon ne maara hai or
unmein tumbhi shaamil they ...
Main- shayad naa matlab sure nahi hai..
Inspector-haan ISSI liye abhi tak aap yahaan
ho warna sidhe hawaalat mein hote kyunki
unpar humla kuch logon ne kiya tha or baaki
3 ko wahaan se uthaa legaye they or baad
mein unhe maar maarke waapis wahin daal
gaye ab ye toh unki gawaai par depend
karega ki tumhe jail hogi yaa nahi..
Main-bc darra matbe ye bata woh ACP
kabtak aaega aaj??
Inspector-Bhai kabhi bhi aa shakta hai kon
hai kahaan hai kyun hai humein kuch nahi
pata abhi tak toh par pata chalte he apko
bata dunga bhai

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Main-ohk chal tabtak main or mangal
saboot dhundke aate hain..
Deva-jaao tabtak main Acp se setting karta
hun or dhyan se jaaiyo
Main-ohk bhai.Abe mangal tabtak main
room se aata hun tabtak tu pata karwa woh
kalu kahaan millega
Mangal-abe already pata karwa chuka hun
woh vithal k area mein millega udhar
Shyamnagar basti mein
Ye sun inspector chownk k bolla
Inspector-shyamnagar basti mein aap dono
jaaoge akele ??
Main-bc jab dono hogaya toh akele kaise
hue be..

302
Inspector-bahi bahot dangerous area hai
woh udhar aisi taisi kardenge do minute
mein he
Main- toh 2 minute lagaane walla kon hai
wahaan
Mangal-sahi pakde hain ..
Deva-mangal is pagal kaa dhyan rakhiyo tu
Mangal- ji bhai..
Ye kehke hum dono waapis gaadi mein aaye
or shyamnagar basti ki taraf chal pade
Main-abe shyam nagar basti mein kidhar
millega be woh
Mangak-kholi no. 23 uski mehbooba rehti
hai wahaan uske pass millega

303
Main-bc shakal toh lawde jaisi hai salla
mehbooba banae ghum raha hai
Mangal-bc galli kyun deraha haibe tu toh
sudhar gaya tha naa.,.
Maun-naa abhi dimag kharaab hai isliye
sudharne ko bhullja tu abtoh bus jaldi se
uski dai chod dun jisne ye kiya hai..
Humlog kuch he derr mein wahaan
pohanche gaadi humne USS basti se bahar
he roki andar lejaate toh wahaan k logon ko
pehle he shak hojaata humne gaadi mein se
gamche uthaye or apne munh par baandh
liye taaki koi pehchaan naa le ye ek
pichadda hua illaka tha chota sa bajaar or
uske baad ek basti yahaan chote chote
kache pakke makkan they yahaan jyadatar
majdurri karne walle log rehtey they.humlog

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ne woh bajaar cross kiya or us basti mein
aae wahaan sablog apne apne kaam mein
lage hue they humein kissi ne notice nahi
kiya humlog ne 2 minute dhunda toh ye
kholli no. 23 bhi mill gaya ye kholli baaki
sabse thodi achi thi ye pakki intoon se bani
thi humlog uske samne aae toh dekha ki
uska darwaja andar se bandh tha humlog
aaram se us kholli ke piche aae jahaan sab
gharon k pichwaade they udhar koi nahi tha
toh humne piche mojuud ek chedd se andar
jhanka toh andar kaa najaara dekh hum
dono ko solid jhatka laga, kyunki BC andar
woh kallu k sath ek mast pathaaka item bhi
thi kull millake scene ye tha ki wahaan woh
kaalu k sath ek 25-26 umar ki hot maal aurat
thi halka halka gorra rang bharra hua sareer

305
bahaar ko nikali hui badi gand red salwaar
suit mein ekdum jhakkas lag rahi thi woh or
tight suit mein uske mote mote boobs
ekdum kehar dha rahe they BC is kallu ko ye
kahaan se mill gayi.
Kallu usase chipka hua tha or uske kaale
honth Us ladki k Galle par fir rahe they
jisase woh Ladki manmohak siskiyaan le rahi
thi
Kallu-kai din baad Moka milla hai jaaneman
aaj toh puri aag bujha k jaaunga
Ladki-toh aao naa mere raja mana kisne kiya
hai
Ye sunte he kallu ne usse wahaan mojudd
khatiya par giraya or khud uske upar aagaya
or uske mote mote boobs ko uske suit k

306
upar se he jaanwaron ki tarah kaatne or
chussne laga
Ladki-aah aaram se mere Raja....
Par is baat ka us kalli par koi assar nahi hua
usne uska suit Galle se pakda or ek jhatke k
sath faad diya "charrrrrr" karta hua uska suit
pura fatgaya .
Mangal aaram se bolla .
Mangal-chalbe moka hai pakadlete hain BC
ko.
Main-hatbe lawde ita mast show chal raha
hai rukk thodi derr..
Mangal-abe baad mein panga hojaaega...
Main-kuch naa hoga tu enjoy kar..

307
Kallu k andaaz se main samajh gaya tha ki
usse wild sex passand hai abtak usne uss
ladki ka suit faadke ekdum uske sareer se
alag kar diya tha ab uske mote mote boobs
bus pink colour ki bra mein they USS kallu
ne ek jhatke k sath uss bra ko bhi faad diya
jisase uske mote mote boobs ek jhatke k
sath bahar aae or bina ek pall gawae kallu
uspar tut padda usne ek boobs apne munh
mein bharliya or. Dusre ko apne hath mein
bharkar nochne laga woh ladki dard k
maarre karhane lagi
Ladki-aaaah aaram se dardd hooo rahaaa
haii uiiiiu maaaaa
Par kallu par toh jaise bhut sawar tha usne
boobs ko or jorse kaatna or nochana suru
kardiya woh ladki kallu k niche padi

308
machallne lagi dard k sath sath usse maja
bhi kaafi aaraha tha
Kaalu ne uske boobs chore or woh khadda
hua us ladki k boobs bilkul laal hogaya the
kaalu ne apni shirt nikali or fir pant bhi
nikaal di pant nikaalte he uska kaala bada
naag us ladki k saamne tha "BC itana bada
hogaya par chaddi nahi pehanta"
Kallu ne uski salwaar ko pakdaa or ek jhatke
k sath nikaal diya BC pura jaanwar hai ye toh
or fir usne hath badhaake uski gulabi rang ki
panty bhi nikaal di ab woh dono he bilkul
nange they ek taraf dudh jaisa gora rang or
BC dusri taraf koyla khair Jo bhi ho par
andar kaa mahol ekdum hot tha
Kallu us ladki k upar aaya or uski chut ko
nihaarne laga

309
Ladki-dekh kya rahe ho jaldi kuch karo aag
lagi hai
Ita sunte he kallu niche jhukka or uski chut
ki pankhudiyon par apne shakt honth tikka
diye aisa votye he us ladki ko ekaaek jhatka
laga uske pure sareer mein bijalli doud gayi
madhosi k maare uski ankhein bandh hone
lagi
Ladki-aaaaa waah uuuuu aiseeeee he
chussoooo
Kaalu apni lambi jibh us ladki ki chut k andar
gussa raha tha jisase woh ladki baar baar
machall rahi thi chuste chuste kallu ne apni
bich walli moti ungalli ek jhatke k sath uski
chut mein pell di jisase woh ladki chillayi
Ladki-aaahhhhhhhh mar gayiiiiii ....

310
Kaalu ne bina jyada samay gawae dusri
ungalli bhi chut mein dhansa di woh ladki
chaarpayi par uchall rahi thi kuch masti
mein or kuch dard mein kallu ne apna munh
hataya or dono ungalliyan jor jorse andar
bahar karne laga us ladki ka pura sareer
vibrate hone laga or kuch he time baad us
ladki ne dherr sarra pani kallu ki ungalliyon
par chod diya kallu ne ungalli bahar nikali or
sarra rass apne munh se chatt gaya usne
usladki ko ball pakadke khadda kiya or sidha
apne Lund k samne le aaya ladki ne chup
chap kallu k mote Lund ko apne munh mein
leliya par mota hone k karan bus thoda sa
Lund he andar gaya kallu ne uske sir ko
pakada or uske munh mein ek jordaar
Dhaka marra jisase uska adha Lund uske

311
munh mein samma gaya usladki ki ankhein
bahar aane ko ho gayi woh jor jor se hanfne
lagi par kallu wahin nahi rukka woh uske
munh mein jordaar dhakke lagaane lagaa
woh Ladki badi he mushqill se sans le paa
rahi thi par kallu ki pakad majboot hone k
karan woh chuut nahi paai kaalu apni
ankhein band kiye lagaatar dhake maare jaa
raha tha usladki k munh se thuk behne laga
tha ankhon mein anshu aagaya they
achaanak he kaalu ruka or usne apna Lund
uske munh se bahar nikala or nikaalte he
woh ladki niche gir paddi or jor jor se
khaansne lagi par kallu abhi bhi nahi ruka
usne usse niche se apni bahon mein uthaya
or niche chaarpayi par jhuka diya and khud
uske piche aaya or woh ladki kuch samajh

312
paati usase pehle usne ek jhatke k sath apne
Lund ka suppada uski gand mein uttar diya
or jaise he supada andar gaya woh ladki
bahot jorse chillayi pakka usse bahot dard
hua hoga woh kallu se chutne k liye jor
lagaane lagi par kaalu ki pakad bahot
majboot thi woh chillae jaa rahi thi ki kaalu
ne ek or dhakka diya jisase adhe se jyada
Lund uski gand mein ghuss gaya us ladki ki
sansein he atak gayi woh firse chillayi woh
jhatke khaane lagi usase chuut ne k liye par
kaalu ne usse nahi chora usne ek or dhakka
diya or woh ladki chaarpayi par girr paddi
shayad dard k mare behonsh hogayi thi par
kallu ko usase koi farak nahi padda usne
wahaan padda pani kaa jug uthaya or

313
usladki par Udell diya woh ladki ekdum se
honsh mein aai..
Ladki-aaaahhhh pleaseeeee chod ddooooo
mujhe yahaan nahiiiii karooo aaaaaaa bahot
dard hota hai
Kalu-chup salli kamini chup chaap reh
Ye kehke kaalu uski gand mein jordaar
strokes maarne laga woh ladki har dhakke k
sath chillati kallu ne apne nakhun uski pith
par gadda diye woh jor jorse dhakke maar
raha tha woh ladki puri tarah besudh hone
ko thi dard k maare uska burra haal tha par
woh abhi bhi tikki hui thi or akhirkaar woh
stage aa he gayi jab uska dard kam hogaya
ab woh kaalu k Lund ko gand uchka uchka k
apne andar lene lagi

314
Ladki-aaah orrr jorseee uuuuhhhhh
chodooo mujheeee faaddooo meri gand ko
Kaalu apne anteem charam par tha or uske
dhakon ki speed bahot tej hogayi thi woh
ladki puri tarah kaanp rahi thi or akhirkaar
kaalu ne dherr sarra paani uski gand mein
uddel diya or uske upar nidhaal hokar girra
padda

Update-75(kaalu)
Kallu uske upar se turant khadda hua or
apne kapde pehanane laga ye dekh humlog

315
wahaan se usse pakadne jaa he rahe they ki
achaanak uska phone Baja jisse sunn hum
wahin rukk gaye Kallu ne phone uthaya
dusri taraf se koi kuch bolla jisse sunte he
Kallu ki fatt gayi or uske munh se keval itana
he nikala '
Kallu-kya??
Ita kehte he woh turant main gate kholke
bhaga Pent woh already pehan chuka tha or
shirt uske hath mein thi.
Mangao-AP bhag bhosdk jaldi...
Hum dono bhi turant Uske piche bhage
,kallu humse lagbhag 100 meters aage tha
or bhaari bharkam hone k kaaran usase tej
nahi bhaga jaa raha tha..

316
Usne bhaagte bhaagte piche mudke dekha
or piche humein dekh uski fatt gayi jisase
woh or bhi dum lagaake bhaagne laga.
Main- mangal tu piche he rahiyo iske main
shortcut leta hun..
Mangal-ohk boss..
Main wahaan se dusri taraf Mudd gaya or
dusri taraf galiyon mein se bhaagke sidha
gaadi k pass pohancha or gaadi start kar
ghumaake basti k andar enter hua main
abhi bajaar mein aaya tha ki Maine dekha
samne se Kallu kuch logon k naam chillata
hua bhag raha tha or uske just piche Mangal
tha dono k bich mushqill se 10 feet kaa
fansla tha Maine gaadi wahin rokadi or
turant gaadi mein se utara Kallu mujhse 10
meter durr he rukk gaya or apne ghutno par

317
hath rakh kar jor jorse haanfne laga Mangal
bhi wahin rukk gaya..
Main-hello Mr. kallu how do u do??
Mangal- bhosdk ab bhag k dikha...
Ye sun kaalu khadda hua or jor jor se hansne
laga, usse hansta dekh humdono chownkey
Kallu-Sallo pehle apne aas pass dekh toh lo
kahaan khade ho ..
Ye sun humne agal bagal dekha toh mere
piche kareeb 50meter durr 4 hatte katte
admi khade they or same mangal k piche
bhi itani he durr 4 admi khade they.
Main-madarjaat cheater kahin kaa..
Kallu-ab bollo saalo, or tu bhosdk ab maar
dialogue ..

318
Main- baklode jyada mat uchak warna gand
fod dunga yahin par...
Kallu-salle meri nahi gand toh Teri futegi
aaj..
Main- beta dekhte hain aaj kiski futegi...
Kallu-tum dono akele humaare sath
ladoge ??
Main- beta jaruri nahi hota har baar mamla
ladke he suljhaaya jaae kabhi dimag bhi
lagaana caahiye.
Kallu-matlab??
Main-matlab ye ki Teri maa ki ABC...
Yeh kehke Maine mangal ki taraf ankh maari
Mangal mera ishaara samajh gaya maine
turant gaadi ki pichle khidki kholli or main

319
aage walli seat par aaya woh kallu kuch
samajh pata usase pehle Mangal ne usko
gardan se pakda or usse dhakelte hue sidha
gaadi mein dalla or khud bhi gaadi mein
chadha uske sathi humari taraf bhaage par
tabtak main gaadi start kar chuka tha..
Mangal- bhaga bhosdk..
Maine turant gaadi sidhi douda di woh Kallu
k sathi Jo samne they woh kudke ek side
hatte or bechaara kallu ankhein faade dekh
raha tha ki ye hua kya ??
Main- madarchod bada uchall raha tha rukk
Teri gand marunga bhosdk main..
Humaare piche koi nahi aaraha tha isliye
humlog aaram se uske area se nikal gaye..

320
Kallu-bhai abhi kya kiya Maine ye toh
batao??
Main- dekh bhosdk dimag mat satka warna
yahin chod dunga chup chaap bata mujhe
tune un ladkon ko kyun maara ??
Kallu-konse ladke bahi??
Mangal-teri maa ka Handel rukk bhosdk...
Mangal ne usko do ulte hath k diye
Kallu-bhai sach mein mujhe kuch nahi pata..
Main- achya kuch na pata a mangal bahar
faink madarchod ko
Mangal-kyun be?
Main-abe marega nahi itani speed naa hai
aise nahi maanega ye...

321
Mangal ne turant khudko kholli. Ye dekh
kallu ki fatt gayi woh Rone ko hogaya
Kallu-bhai sach mein mujhe kuch nahi pata
hai....
Ita sunte he mangal ne usse faink diya woh
sidha niche girra ye sadak khaali thi or
speed bhi kam thi isliye woh Bach gaya.
Maine turant break lagaae
Main- bhosdk sach mein faink diya...
Mangal-abe tune he toh bolla tha..
Main-abe main toh bus darrane k liye
bolraha tha..
Mangal-toh sahi hai ab dhangse darrega
woh...
Main- jaa baklode uthaake laa usko ...

322
Mangal gaya usse sahara dekar uthaya or
usse gaadi mein lekar aaya uske kapde fatt
gaye they or woh kai jagah se chill gaya tha
mangal ne usse andar dalla..
Main-khidaki khulli rehnde abki baar or
speed se fainkenge BC ko...
Kallu-nahi nahi batata hun
Main-j baat khidki bandh karbe Mangal..
Humlog first chal padde.
Kallu-ye sab Surendra sahaab ne karwaya
hai
Main-kya??
Kallu-haan unhone apne kuch khas admiyon
ko bheja tha woh tumse badla lena caahte

323
hain tumhaare alawa unhe jis jis par shak
haina woh sabse badla lega...
Main-kiss cheej ka shak??
Kallu-are unhe suspend karwaane k liye...
Main-abe Maine kahaan usse suspend
karwaya..
Kallu-pata hai mujhe, khud Surendra ko nahi
pata usse kisne suspend karwaya isliye woh
apne har dushman se badla leraha hai...
Main-uski maa kaa tyre ajeeb pagal hai
salla...
Mangal-bakchod hai...
Main-abe kallu woh khas admi kon they ye
bata...

324
Kallu-ye mujhe nahi pata bahi Maine bus
usko phone karte hue suna tha usne phone
par kaha tha ki "Ab USS AP ka bhi no. Lagao
usse aisa fansao ki nikal naa paae"
Or bahi iske alawa mujhe kuch nahi pata
sach mein maa kasam....
Main- ek or sawaal, ye bata woh ladki kon
thi??
Ye sunte he mangal ne mujhe ghurra.
Main-joking re laa be kaalu tera phone de
toh...
Kaalu ne mujhe apna phone diya..
Main-fainkde be isko mangal..

325
Maine gaadi roki Mangal ne usse niche
utara or humlog haweli ki taraf nikal liye ki
tabhi mera phone Baja Jo deva bhai kaa tha.
Main-ji bhai..
Deva-beta margayi ache se ..
Main-k hua??
Deva-new Acp aagayi...
Main-kya kiski side hai salla..
Deva-salla nahi salli haibe lady ACp...
Main- uski maa ka shakti kapoor, ye kya
hua??
Deva-or main baat woh kissi ki side nahi hai
be woh ek imaandar officer hai or aate he
usne tujhe arrest karne k orders de diye
hain ..

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Main-ye BC saare sareef log mujhe he kyun
miltey hain..
Deva-tu ek kaam kar kuch din chup jaa..
Main-ghanta reputation down hogi meri
main sambhall lunga app chinta naa karo...
Deva-abe samjha karbe serious matter hai
ye..
Main- tabhi toh bolla main sambhall lunga
Yeh kehke Maine phone cut kardiya.

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Update-76(Safe house)
Maine Mangal ko puri baat batai.
Mangal- ACP woh bhi ladki woh bhi sareef
BC solid gand margayi beta ye toh..
Main-abe or toh or usne mujhe arrest karne
k orders bhi diye hain jald se jald..
Mangal- Abe filhaal is area mein bus ek tera
he case uchall raha hai toh uska sarra focus
tujh par he hai or beta woh Teri gand
maarde usase pehle saboot dhund warna
gand marjaegi..
Main-dekh be kallu ko tab phone aaya tha
or woh phone sunte he bhaga iska matbal
usse kisine phone karke bataya hai ki usse
koi pakadne aaing.
Mangal-haan bilkul..

328
Main- toh uska phone yahaan mere pass hai
last call kissi unknown no. Se tha ..
Tabhi mera phone Baja Jo inspector kaa tha.
Main- boll beta .
Inspector-bhai panga hogaya hai
Main-haan pata chala mujhe...
Inspector-bhai apko arrest karne k orders
hain woh dukaan walle ne mana kardiya hai
ki aap uski dukaan par nahi they.
Main-kya uski maa ka puncture ye sab kaise
hua??
Inspector-bahi apko arrest karna padega..
Main- toh karle naa..
Inspector-bhai nokari kaa sawaal hai.

329
Main-toh baklode bolla naa dhundle mujhe
or dhundate he aaram se arrest karliyo..
Inspector- par bhai....
Uski baat puri hone se pehle he Maine
phone cut kardiya...
Main-bkloda inspector ye arrest karega
mujhe lski maa ka Aloknath..
Mangal- beta k Karna hai ab??
Main- tu ek kaam kar ye phone no. Ki details
nikaal jald se jald tabtak main kahin chupp
jaata hun...
Mangal- ek kaam kar tu apne main road
walle guest house challa jaa udhar aaram se
chup police dhundane aai tab bhi naa
millega..

330
Main- kahaan niche safe house mein??
Mangal-haan..
Main-hao lawde udhar darr darr kE he
marjaunga bhosdk main akela...
Mangal-abe ek wahi aisi jagah hai jidhar tu
nahi milega policiyon ko..
Main-chal toh mujhe yahin drop karde
chipke jaaunga wahaan tak or tu mujhe
mere no. Par call naa kariyo samjha main
khud call karunga tujhe or ghar wallon k
alawa kissi ko mera address naa diyo
samjha.or laa tere dono phones bhi mujhe
dede
Mangal-ohk bhai or dhyan se rahiyoo..
Main-chal bye..

331
Main gaadi se utara or again USS gamche se
apna munh dhakke auto rukwaane laga
kuch he derr mein mujhe auto mill gaya or
main auto mein sawaar hoke apne guest
house se thoda piche utara or fir paidal he
guest house ki taraf chal diya mujhe guest
house pohanchne mein 1.5 ghanta laga
shyam k 5 baj chukey they or main guest
house pohancha wahaan keval 1 guard he
tha mujhe dekhte he usne salute kiya..
Main-are kaise ho shyam bhai
Shyam-bus maalik daya hai apki, aaiye
andar Mangal bahi kaa phone aagaya tha
sab samjha diya hai unhone mujhe..
Main- gud lao cigarette hai kya ..
Shyam-loo maalik

332
Maine usase cigarette kaa packet or lighter
liya or gharke andar aaya woh mere sath
aaya or ek room mein jaake ek button
dabaya jisase wahan ki jameen khulne lagi
ye sab main pehle dekh chuka tha ye safe
house humne aise he kamon k liye banwaya
tha main usme niche utara..
Main- shyam bhai koi bhi checking karne
aae usse aane diyo mast bus ye naa bataiyo
ki main yahaan aaya tha kissi ko bhi nahi
keval gharwalon ko chod kar.
Shyam-theek hai maalik.
Main- kardo band..

333
Shyam ne button band kardiya main niche
aaya upar jameen waapis apni jagah par
aagayi jisase andherra hogaya Maine phone
ki light jalaai or light ka switch on kiya toh
pure room mein roshani aagayiye room
chota SAA tha ek bed chota sa bathroom
orkuch kaam ki cheejain thi wahaan main
aaram se bed par aaya or apna phone flight
mode par kiya uspar kai saare calls aae they
5 alag alag no. Se Maine woh 5on no. Note
kiye isme riya ka no. Sabse jyada baar tha
uske kai msgs bhi aae they sorry k liye ye
dekh mujhe kaafi khussi hui phir maine
phone ko permanent switch off kardiya
mujhe pata tha aaj nahi toh kal woh log
phone jarur track karenge...

334
Ab Main mangal k phone se in no. Par call
karne laga pehle no. Par call kiya dusri taraf
se ek ladki ki awaaj aai "hello" awaaj sunte
he main samajh gaya ki ye deepika mam ki
hai.
Main-hello madam.
Ye sunte he deepika mam gusse se bollo.
Deepika- AP kahaan ho tum ye sab chal kya
raha hai ??
Main-saajish chal rahi hai madam ji ..
Deepika-kon kar raha hai ye sab tum theek
hona.
Main-ji main bilkul theek hun or kon kar
raha hai ye mujhe bhi nahi pata ..
Deepika-tum ho kahaan??

335
Maine underground hogaya hun police se
chupke or usase pehle mera phone tap
hojaaega bye .
Deepika- bye take care...

Update-77(The Deal)
Maine phone cut kiya or dusra no. Us kaalu
k phone se dial kiya kaafi derr ring jaati rahi
or at last jaake kissi ne phone uthaya or
main kuch bolta usase pehle samne se
awaaj aai."hello Acp shweta saxena
speaking"ye sunte he main solid chownka
BC ye toh new ACP hai isne mujhe kyun
phone kiya hoga?

336
Main apne he khayalon mein khoya tha ki
samne se fir awaaj aai
Shweta-hello-2
Main turant awaaj badalke bolla
Main-hello ji Acp sahiba bolri hain??
Shweta-Haan lekin tum kon??
Main-ji mujhe apna subhchintak samajh
lijiye..
Shweta-ohh! Achya toh subchintak ji bataiye
kyon phone kiya aapne??
Main-ji Maine suna hai aap Ko AP caahiye??
Shweta-caahiye toh sahi par mille tab naa ..
Main-ji mujhe pata hai woh kahaan millega..
Ye sunte he usse solid shock laga..

337
Shweta-kya??
Main-ji sahi suna aapne..
Shweta-kahaan millega woh?
Main-ji kahaan kaa toh pata nahi but abhi 2
ghantey pehle shyamnagar basti k kholli
no.23 mein rehne walle motu kaliye se milla
tha ..
Shweta-pakka naa ??
Main-are madamji pata karwalijiye galat ho
toh apki golli or mera sirr...
Shweta-ohk main pata karwati hun..
Main-ji karwaiye uske baad call kijiye
humein ...

338
Yeh kehke Maine phone cut kardiya BC
kitani mithi awaaj hai yaar iski dikhne mein
bhi jabardasht hogi fir toh..
Shyam k 7 baj chuke they ki kissi ne upar se
button dabaya or upar se jameen khisak
gayi ye Shyam tha khanna leke aaya tha....
Main-kya shyam bhai khanna itani jaldi ...
Shyam-maalik Mangal bhai deke gaye hain
kahaa agar baad mein idhar aate toh
problem hojaati koi dekhleta..
Main-laiye...
Shyam-or maalik ye 3 phone bhi diye hain...
Main-waah or lo ek kaam karo ye phone
yahaan se thoda durr le jaake fainkdo
Shyam-ji maalik.

339
Maine kaalu walla phone shyam ko diya or
usase khanna or phone liye and woh roof
bandh karke challa gaya.. Maine khanna
khaya tabtak 8 bajgaye.abki baar Maine
mangal k diye naye phone se Acp madam ko
phone kiya.
Shweta-hello Acp shweta saxena here..
Main-ji ACP madam pata kiya aapne..
Shweta-ohh subh chintak haan pata kiya
sahi kaha tha tumne main tumhara phone
try kar rahi thi par laga he nahi , humne USS
kallu ko dhund liya hospital mein admit hai
woh jald remand par lenge usko..
Main-ji ab apko ek or khabar dedeta hun ,
Shweta-bollo..

340
Main- AP ne hanumaan mandir road se ek
auto bhi liya tha jisase woh Laal ji park k
pass utara..
Shweta-really?? Par tum ye batao tumhe ye
sab kaise pata ??
Main-acp mam aam khao naa paid kaahe
ginnat ho ...
Shweta-ohk or kuch..
Main-madam ji mujhe uljaake phone track
karna bandh karein warna AP ko kabhi nahi
dhund paoge..
Ye sun usse ek or jhatka laga ..
Shweta-koi tumhara phone track nahi kar
raha ..

341
Main- madam ji agar Maine 45 seconds or
baat ki toh aap phone track karenge par aisa
hoga nahi kyunki main phone rakh raha hun
bye have a gud day...
Yeh kehke Maine phone sidha samne ki
diwar par faink me marra or lagte he uska
salaad ban gaya uske kai tukade hogaye..
Uske baad maine dobara ACP ko call nahi
kiya ye risky ho shakta tha abhi main usko
real khabbar dekar ghumraah kar raha tha
taaki tabtak mereko or mere Secret agents
ko thoda or time mille.Maine Ravi ko
mangal k cell se call kiya.
Ravi-beta margaye naa ache se ...
Main- baklode faaltu baat nahi tujhe ek
admin ki details SMS ki hain pata laga woh

342
kahaan jaata hai kya karta hai or kyun karta
hai..
Ravi-abhi raatko..
Main-nahi re Chaman chaputiye subah se
suru kariyo
Ravi-ohk boss ..
Main-chal bye..
Maine phone cut kiya ..uske baad Maine
mangal ko ek kaam diya or fir aaram se
sogaya subah kissi ne roof kholli toh utha as
expected shyam he tha nastha or kuch
kapde laya tha ..
Maine time dekha toh 6 baje they Maine
nastha liya or woh challa gaya 7 baje tak
main fresh hua fir nastha kiya or fir mangal
ko call kiya..

343
Main-kya situation hai bahar??
Mangal-bhai police walle secretly tujhe
dhund rahe hain bina kissi ko pata chalne
diye...
Main-gajab chalo acha hai isase kamsekam
logon ko pata toh naa chalega ki AP ko
police dhund rahi hai..
Mangal-haan ye toh hai..
Main-chal bye tu details nikaal puri ..
Mangal-ohk boss..
Uske baad Maine mangal k diye hue phone
se fir ACP madam ko call kiya ..
Main-ji mam ji main subhchintak boll raha
hun..

344
Shweta-ohh! Apki di hui jaankaari bilkul sahi
nikali AP ne auto liya tha or jahaan woh
utara uske ass pass mein keval unka ek
guest house hai or woh abhi wahin milega
or abhi police ne us guest house ko Charon
taraf se ghurr liya hai...
Main- perfect bahot he badhiya..
Shweta-badhiya ye nahi hai badhiya ye hoga
ki tum apne aapko police k hawaale kardo
Mr. AP
Ye sunke mujhe hansi aagayi..
Main-ohh toh pata challa gaya apko ..
Shweta-ji police walle kuch bhi pata kar
shakte hain..
Main- great toh ab..

345
Shweta-ab bhag tum shaktey nahin isliye
arrest hojao fayde mein rahoge..
Main-toh andar aake karlijiye arrest bahar
kya kar rahe ho ...
Yeh kehke Maine phone cut kardiya mujhe
pata tha ki woh mujhe nahi dhund paaenge
or shyam marrjaega lekin jubaan nahi
kholegaa isliye main aaram se bed par lait
gaya..
Mujhe upar cehal pehal ki awaajein saaf
aane lagi unki baatein bhi mujhe saaf Sunai
derahi thi koi kehta"idhar nahi hai " toh koi
kehta "idhar bhi nahi hai" or main niche
baitha baitha Hans raha tha..kareeb 1
ghantey woh log jhakk maraate rahe par
mera namunishan tak unhe nahi milla thakk
haarke wohlog wahaan se chale gaye par ye

346
pakka tha ki unhone kuch police walle udhar
chode jarur honge toh Maine theek 9 baje
tisre phone se ACP ko call kiya..
Main-kya hua mam aap toh bina pakde
waapis challi gayi..
Shweta-bhag gaye tum darr k maare par
kasam se tum jaise he mujhe milloge naa un
masumon ko jitana maara haina tumne
usase jyada main tumhe maarungi..
Maun-great best of luck then par 2 baatein
main apko clear cut boldun no. 1 woh log
kissi bhi angel se masum nahi they us
akshay ne najaane aise kitane ladkon ko
hospital pohanchaya hai or no.2 Maine
unhe nahi maara..

347
Shweta-toh bag kyun rahe ho samne aao
aise darpokon ki tarah kyun chipte fir rahe
ho Maine toh yahaan aane se pehle kaafi
suna tha tumhaare baare mein AP ye hai AP
woh hai par tum toh darrpok nikale.
Ye sunke mujhe hansi aagayi ..
Main- jald aaunga ACP mam samne bhi
aaunga ye AP ka promise hai but usase
pehle jarra saboot haasill karun apni
begunaahi k..
Ye kehe maine phone cut kiya or ussi time
Ravi kaa phone aagaya..
Ravi-bahi maamla saaf hai woh shaks he hai
insabke piche pakka par bhai koi saboot
nahi hai ..

348
Main- bus saboot main khud dhundlunga
chal bye beta..
Yeh kehke Maine mangal ko call kiya or usse
thode instructions deke fir ACP mam ko call
kiya..
Main-madam ji apke liye ek solid deal laayaa
hun..
Shweta-main sunn rahi hun...
Main- apko AP caahiye yaani main caahiye
woh main apko dunga par uske liye meri 4
choti choti shartein hain..
Shweta-main criminals k sath deals nahi
karti..
Main-achya fir dhundti rahiye mujhe...
Ispar woh kuch derr soch kar bolli..

349
Shweta-pehle batao shartein kya hain??
Main- ye hui naa baat , no. 1 main arrest
hojaunga lekin jabtak mera iljaam shaabit
nahi hojaata tabtak kissi ko bhi ye pata nahi
chalna caahiye ki mujhe arrest karliya gaya
hai..
Shweta-pehli shart manjor hai...
Main-no.2 mera phone mere sath rahega
jabtak mera iljaam prove nahi hojaata...
Shweta-sorry ye koi baat nahi hui..
Main-achya madam ji chalo rakhta hun main
call...
Shweta-ohk ohk ohk ye bhi manjoor hai..
Main-good no. 3 Jisase bhi main milna
cahunga usase millunga ..

350
Shweta-ohk manjor hai ye bhi 4th bollo.
Main-4th ye ki apke alawa mujhe koi bhi
hath nahi ..
Ye sunke woh Hans paddi.
Shweta-iska kya matlab hua??
Main-matlab kuch nahi bus shart hai ye bhi..
Shweta-ohh chalo ye bhi manjoor hai....
Main-then ACP mam phool maala leke
taiyaar hojaiye I am coming..
Shweta-but mujhe aisa kyun lagta hai ki tum
nahi aaoge..
Ye sunke main Hans padda..
Main-Acp mam AP relationship or promise
kabhi nahi todta...
Shweta-chalo dekhte hain..

351
Ye sunke Maine phone cut kiyafir nahaya or
kapde change kiye mast ready hoke goggles
lagae or andar se button dabaake roof kholli
mujhe pata tha ki samne pakka police hogi
isliye main aaram se piche wale gate se
nikala Auto liya or sidha police station jaake
utara ..
Andar enter hua wahaan jaise he policiyon
ne mujhe dekha toh sab me sab freeze
hogaye unhe believe he nahi hua ki main
khud wahaan aaya hun bolle toh shikaar
khud mout k munh mein aaya hai gajab woh
log sab khade khade mujhe ghurr rahe they
is pure area mein 3 police station hain par
lagalijiye headquarter yahi hai I mean imp.
Station yahi hai yahaan bhi har area k bande
hain Jo humaare they woh aaram se khade

352
they raju k area walle bhi aaram se khade
they kyunki uske sath abhi mere relations
ache they par BC vithall k area wallon ko
khujali hui or 3 hawaldaaron ne mujhe
ghergherliya or daboch liya.
Main-baklode k kar rahe ho goggels tutte
naa beta ek mahine ki salary lunga Teri Abe
chod bhainse...
Itana sunte he us note walle ne ek punch
mere thobade par diya BC saara jabda hill
gaya mere munh se khoon behne laga..
Motu- ab boll Salle bahot bhag liya tu...
Or main kuch bolta usase pehle dusre
constable ne bhi mere munh par punch had
diya Jo padha meri naak parr laga or ab
mere naak se bhi khoon behane laga tabhi

353
woh inspector wahaan aagaya humaare
walla.

Inspector-abe choddo be sallo kya kar rahe

ho.
Motu-sir ye khud idhar aaya hai checking
lerahe they ..
Inspector-haan ACp madam ne bulaaya hai..
Main-iski maa kaa kaa thermal power plant
beta sunke note agar yahaan se nikale he
Teri maa naa chodo toh mera naam bhi AP
nahi Salle 3 -3 ek ko maarke ho beta ghar
mein ghuske maaruga tum3no ko ..
Inspector-aap aao AP bahi unhe dekhlunga
main..

354
Main-achya hua BC tu aagaya saloon ne g
marli hoti warna..
Maine rumaal liya or chalte chalte khoon
saaf karne laga woh mujhe ek cabin k samne
lagaya or gate knock kiya andar se ACP ki
awaaj aai come in ye sunke usne gate khola
or main andar aaya or andar aate he mujhe
solid jhataka laga or Same 2 same jhatka
ACp ko laga usse jhataka laga mujhe real
mein wahaan khadda dekhke or mujhe
jhatka laga usko dekh ke BC kya maal hai
yaar gajab 24-25 ki umar 6 feet height gora
gora rang kaale ganhe Baal Harris Harris
ankhein gulaab ki pankhudiyon se honth
resham jaise gaal BC kill milaake ye aman ki
wife se jyada nahi toh kam khoobsurat bhi
nahi thi main khadda khadda usase upar se

355
niche tak ghurr raha tha police dress mein
woh ekdum kachi kalli lag rahi thi..
Shweta-aaiye sir aaiye mujhe toh laga tha ki
tum nahi aaoge..
Main-maine bhi toh kaha tha AP promise
kabhi nahi todata..
Shweta-baitho..
Main uske samne chair par baith gay..
Shweta-ye kya hua..
Main- aapke officers ki karaamaat hai aate
he bina matlab fod diya mujhe ...
Shweta-ohh aisa hai kya??
Main-ji bilkul ab aapne wadda kiya taj ki
mujhe dusra koi hath naa lagega fir bhi..

356
Shweta-AP maine promise kiya ki mere
samne tumhe koi hath nahi lagaaega ab har
waqt ki guarantee thodi leshakti hun main..
Main-(hanske)sahi khelgaye ACP mam....

Update-78(Police Station)
Main-sahi khel gaye ACp madam..
Ye sunke woh Hans padi..
Shweta-Khelna padta hai Mr. Warna tum
jaise criminals ko saja kon dega..

357
Main-1 minute thoda sa correction hai
madam abhi mere liye criminal word use
naa karein toh badi daya hogi apki..
Shweta-woh toh abhi prove hojaaega..
Main-halwa hai kya aise kaise prove
hojaaega...
Shweta-rukko batati hun..
Shweta ne bahar se 4 constables bulaae
jinhone mujhe pakada...
Shweta-isse cell mein le jaao...
Main-are choddo meri bhi tangein hain
main khud bhi jaa shakta hun yaar
Par unhone mujhe ghasitta BC mujhe gussa
aaraha tha bhains maand k loss munde
saale 2 kodi k constables mujhe ghassit rae

358
they AP the great ko ghassit rahe the inki
maa kaa pendulum kasam se ye sab shan't
hone ke baad main 2 kaam jarur karunga
actually 2 nahi 3 pehla in sab police wallon
ki aisi gand maarunga ki bhosdk sans lete
hue bhi mujhe yaad karenge ki ek mahaasya
the jinhone humari aisi gand fodi thi.. or no.
2 us ACp Surendra ki dai chod dunga Salle
kaa kissa he khatam kar dunga salla Jhantu
kahin kaa apne baap se panga leta hai or
no.3 is nayi ACp ki bhi gand maarunga Or
haan ye walla dialogue nahi tha this is my
feeling for her. Yeahh AP in EnGlish ..
Jabtak main ye bakchod baatein soch raha
tha tha USS bich unhone mujhe ek cell mein
dalla BC andar ki haalat dekhke meri sans

359
full gayi BC ita ganda cell iski maa kaa
fingerprint ,kya hai be ye...
Ye ek kaafi bada cell tha Jo just hall k samne
tha jahaan ACP mam baithti hain matlab
eye contact toh bana rahega par BC haalat
bahot kharaab thi is jagah ki solid baans
maar raha tha room or machhar toh maano
apni baap ki shaadi mein aae hon.
unhone mujhe andar dhakkela or gate
bandh kiya andar roshani kaafi thi wahaan
already 3 jhant type k admin baithe they Jo
shakal se he chor lag rahe they unhone
ghurrke mujhe dekha or ek Jo shayad unka
boss tha woh mere samne aaya or Robb
jhaadte hue bolla..
Admi1- kya kiela hai be chokare tune??

360
Main-public park mein muth maarta hua
pakda gaya hun..
Admi-majaak karta hai Salle jaanta hai main
kon hun Dada Jaggu Dada naam hai mera..
Main-lawde jaisi shakal Chut jaisa munh
Salle kahin gay toh nahin hai tu...
Admi- a Salle jyada matt uchak warna yahin
fod dunga...
Main-teri maa ka cello tape ...hat bhosdk
durr baanss maar raha hai ....
Main usko jhaadke cell k gate k pass gaya or
ACP madam ko awaaj lagai Jo mujhse
kareeb 10 feet durr apni table par baithi
thi...

361
Main-hello ACP madam ye bhaddi shakal
kaa admi Mujhe dhamki deraha hai samjha
do naa jarra isko...
Shweta- apna intro dedo khud samajh
jaaega..
Main-ghanta is jaison k liye main apna naam
usse karunga nahi bilkul bhi nahi aap
samjhao isko ye apki duty hai mahine ki
salary aap lete ho main nahi or upar kaa
commission alag se....
Ye sunke ACP madam ne us Jaggu ya jhantu
jo bhi ho usko ghurr ke kaha. ..
Acp-chup chaap baitha reh warna laat
ghusson ki machine mein daaldungi
samjha...
Jaggu-j.j.j.j...I madam jii..

362
Main-yoo ye hua aatitude walla dialogue
mast ekdum...
Yeh kehke main piche banne chote se
chabutre par baitha or apni jebh se cigarette
nilaalkar jalaai jisase woh Jaggu jall gaya..
Jaggu-madam ji dekho ye cigarette pee raha
hai andar samjhao isse..
Acp-abki baar agar tu bolla naa toh dekh
firr..
Main-salla lighter cigarette ko lagaya toh BC
Teri kaise jall gayi be ..
Main aaram se baitha cigarette pee raha tha
or USS dhuein se apne agal bagal ek jaal
Bana raha tha jisase machhar mere tak naa
pohanche or uska kuch hadd tak fayda bhi
hua par pata nahin kahaan se ek macharr

363
bilkul mere samne aake rukk gaya hawa
mein or kuch derr aise he raha ....
Main-kya hua cigarette peeni hai??
Ispar machaar pain-2 karne laga ..
Main-tune kya kiya kyun aaya idhar pakka
kisi VIP ko kaata hoga bhosdk tune tabhi jail
mein bandh hai..
Lekin machhar fir bhi wahaan se nahi hilla..
Main- bhosdk itana kya attitude dikha raha
hai itana acha satire maara tha kamsekam
taali he Baja deta....
Par BC iska ultaah assar hua or woh machar
ekdum jhatke se aaya or mere kaan par kaat
gaya..

364
Main- Teri maa kaa parallelogram Salle kutte
ye kya tha be kamsekam permission toh leta
BC kahin aids hui toh tujhe meri toh gand
marjaaegi naa BC ...
Woh machhar khoon chuske mere samne
agaya waapis..Maine ghumaake usko ek
raipta diya par BC Bach gaya dobara diya fir
Bach gaya 2-4baar or aisa he hua par BC
woh bhagne ki jagah wahin rukka raha..
Main-lawde main toh Thak gaya chal apni
dushmani yahi par khatam we are frnds
now chod ab uchall kud bandh kar..

Yeh kehke main relax hoke aaram se baitha

or cigarette kaa ek lamba kash liya us
machhar ne bhi apni uchall kudd bandh

365
kardi mujhe shant dekh kar or woh ek he
jagah rukk gaya par Maine apne Munh mein
bharra sarra dhuaan uspar ek jhatke k sath
choda or woh BC pagal on ki tarah ghumta
hua niche jaa girra ...
Main-yeah..... lawda lele ab bache dikhata
BC AP se panga leing hat bhag bhosdk..
Ye kehke main shaan se baitha par tabhi
woh 4 hawaldaar firse enter hue hathon
mein danda or belt liye ye dekh meri fatt
gayi..
Main-oyye maa kaa bhosda ye cheating hai
mujhe aise nahi maar shakte tumlog main
case karunga... ACP madam kahaan ho
dekho ye log mujhe maar rahe hain ...

366
Constables-chupp be tujhe maarne nahin
aae hain...
Main-toh kya in dandon se jhaadu nikaaloge
idhar..
Woh constable mujhe ignore karke un 3
admiyon ki taraf badhe tabtak ACP madam
bhi aagayi andar um 3no admiyon ki fatt
gayi constables ne sabse pehle Jaggu ko he
uthaya or uski shirt faadne lage..
Main-bc gay hain ye hawaldaar toh ..
Unhone uski shirt faad di or usko mere
samne laake pata ka ...
Main- a durr karo isko main aise kaam nahi
karta ...
Acp madam mere bagal mein USS chabutre
par aakar baithi..

367
Ab 3 hawaldaaron ne usse dabocha or 4th
ne uski nangi pith par dhadda dhad danda
barshaane suru kiye jaanwaron ki tarah ye
dekh meri fatke 4 hogayi woh Jaggu gand
faad chillaa raha tha.. Mujhe pata tha ki ACP
ye sab mujhe darrane k liye kar rahi hai or
bhenchod reall mein main bahot darr raha
tha woh hawaldaar non stop laga hua tha
usse maarne ,Jaggu ki gand fatgayi hogi
abtak toh BC Maine apna dhyan bataane k
liye mera phone nikala or apna pura
concentration usmein laga diya par BC
wahaan ki awaajein meri or jyada faad rahi
thi...
Main-bus karbe sand hawaldaar Salle jaan
se margaya naa toh aisa case lagjaaega ki
saari jindagi tumlog hawaalaat mein chakkki

368
pissoge or sath mein acp madam ko bhi
marwaoge..
Mere kehne k baad woh hawaldaar rukk
gaya...
Hawaldaar-sale tujhe bhi Teri aukaat
dikhaunga main jald Issi ki tarah kutton jaise
maarunga...
Main-dekh bahi Jo bhi hai tu yaa Jo bhi apne
aapko samajhta hai tu mere sath aise kabhi
baat mat karna warna samajh mein bhi nahi
aaega aisa gayab karunga tujhe samjha..
Hawaldaar-kya karega be tu hain boll
Salle ....
Main-beta likh k lele yahaan mojudd tere in
hawaldaaron or ACP madam k samne boll
raha hun yahaan se bahar nikale he Teri

369
woh haalat karunga kigallli k kutte bhi
muttenge tujhpar or yaad rahe ye koi
dialogue nahi hai dhamki hai dhamki
samjha..
Ye sunn USS hawaldaar ki fatt gayi or woh
munh faade mijhe dekhta raha.
Main-or beta mujhe hath bhi lagaya naa toh
aaj station se bahar bhi naa nikale dunga..
Itana sunte he acp mam ne mere pith mein
ek gajab punch maara..
Main-holy shit!!!!marr gaya re..
Shweta-main toh maar shakti hun naa??
Main-are aap kaho toh jaan bhi dedun aap
jarra hukkam toh karo..

370
Update-79(Interrogation and collecting
Evidences)
Acp-nahi jaan nahi caahiye bus kuch
sawalon k jawaab caahiye woh bhi sidhe
sidhe..
Main- ji mam jarur puchiye aap bejhijhak..
Acp-no. 1 un ladkon ko kyun maara
tumne ??
Main-maine naa maara madam Apki
kasam ....

371
Acp-toh uswaqt tum kahaan they jab ye sab
hua ??
Main-pehle toh car mein tha driving kar
raha tha then USS cigarette ki dukaan par
cigarette pee rela tha...
Acp-par woh dukaan waale ne toh mana
kardiya hai ki tum wahaan they he nahi...
Main-achya toh matlab USS budhe dukaan
waale ko apne har customers kaa cehra
yaad rehta hai woh bhi is umar mein are
unse toh dekha bhi nahi jaata dhangse agar
50 kaa note do toh usse 100kaa samajhlete
hain aise mein unhe as a evidence mere
against nahi laa shakti aap according to
Indian law ...

372
Acp-great puri taiyaari k sath aae ho par
dhyan rahe agar kissi bhi qsn ka jawaab
mujhe passand nahi aaya toh is Jaggu jaisi
haalat kardungi maar maar ke...
Main-are naa yaar aisa mat karna main toh
pehle he marr jaaunga ....
Acp-chalo ye prove hua ki us dukaan walle
ko nahi pata par ye toh prove nahi hua naa
ki tum wahaan they ...
Main-ye bhi prove karunga ahista ahista...
Ye sunte he ACP ne us mote hawaldaar ki
taraf issara kiya jiska naam Satbeer tha or
usne turant ek danda meri pith par maara
BC bahot he bhayankar dard hua salla sarra
sareer kaanp gaya...

373
Main-aaaahhhh!! Ye galat baat hai acp mam
aapne promise kiya tha ki aapke alawa
mujhe koi nahi maarega ab ye cheating naa
karo mere sath or Salle kaalu mera dimag
mat ghumma beta kasam se boll raha hun
bahot pachtaegaa....
Acp-sorry main bhull gayi thi ...
Yeh kehke ACp ne woh danda liya or
ghumaake mere shoulder par diya salla
ladies power kaa pata aaj challa BC bahot
buri walli maar padne waali thi acp madam
ne ek k baad ek kai dande mujhe diye BC
sarra sareer neela padd gaya kidhar bhi
danda lagta BC chamadi udhad jaati bahot
bhayankar dard ho raha tha..

374
Acp-uss akshay k sath tumhaari ladai hui thi
parson kahin ussi k chaltey toh tumne ye
sab nahi kiya??
Main-ghanta ladai hui thi USS time usne
mujhe maarne kaa full proof plan bataya tha
20 ladke leke mere samne khadda tha woh
or mujhe maarta usase pehle mere bande
aagaye lekin fir bhi Maine usko nahi maara
hath bhi nahi lagaya jabki mere pass moka
tha behtreen walla agar koi case hota toh
main sidha bolta ki self defense mein ye sab
kiya or kuch bhi nahi kar pata koi...
Acp-sochne waali baat hai ye toh.
Main-toh madam thodi derr baithke sochoo
Mujhe waise bhi filhaal bahot dard horaha
hai....

375
Acp-ohk last sawaal agar tumne unhe nahi
maara toh bhaage kyun???
Main-ek minute madam kon bhaga or kab
bhaga main mere arrest order aane se pehle
he USS jagah par mojudd tha or wahin raha
hun main kahin nahi bhaga ye police ki
galati hai ki unhone talaashi theek tarah se
nahi li or aapko ye sab dikhgaya toh ye bhi
toh dekho naa main khud yahaan chalke
aaya hun...
Meri baatein sunke madam bhi soch mein
padd gayi or sochte sochte wahaan se challi
gayi or sath mein woh hawaldaar bhi main
wahaan se utha or jeb se 2 painkillers nikali
or paani ksath li fir paani kaa gilaas leke us
Jaggu k pass aaya usse bhi 3 tablets dii or
paani diya...

376
Main- beta ab aaram se rest le thodi der
baad dard hona bandh hojaaega.
Mujhe already pata tha ki dhulaai toh honi
he hai isliye pehle he main apne sath
painkillers le aaya tha ...Thodi derr baad
mera dard kam hua toh mera fir bakchodi
karne kaa Mann hua par tabtak ek
hawaldaar gate kholke andar aaya.
Maun-bhenchod hawaalaat hai yaa sulabh
sochaalya jisse dekho sidha andar challa
aata hai..
Hawaldaar- SP sahaab aae hain tumhe
bullaya hai..
Main-are gajab ye hui naa baat chal beta...
Main us hawaldaar k sath bahar aaya toh
Wahan ACp madam k sath SP Mr.

377
suryakanth baithey they Jo humaare
khasam khass admin hai mujhe dekhte he
woh khadda hua or Galle milla...
Sp-kaise ho AP beta ?
Main-mast hun surya uncle aap batao..
Sp-main acha bhalla hun , woh sorry haan
beta ye sab karna padd raha hai kyunki upar
se kaafi pressure hai tumhe toh pata he hai
deva k sab dushman is case ko uchaal rahe
hain isliye ....
Main-are don't worry uncle main samajh
shakta hun...
SP-or koi pareshaani toh nahi hai naa
yahaan ??
Main-are na na uncle acp madam k hote
humein bhalla kya pareshani ho shakti hai in

378
jaisa officer ho toh kissi ko pareshaani ho he
nahi shakti ...
Ispar acp madam muskura di or SP bhi hans
diya..
SP-are bahi tum kabse police wallon ki taarif
karne lage tumhe toh police walle bilkul
passand naa aate hain...
Main- par ACP madam alag hain immandaar
mehnati or bahot tej dimag bhi or sath mein
maarti toh gajab he hain..
Ye sun sab Hans padde..
SP- Shweta dhyan rahe AP ko as a criminal
treat Karna hai par woh criminal hai nahi
,lisliye jarra narmi se pesh aana..
Shweta-sure sir..

379
Main-are bilkul narmi se pesh aa rahi hain
sir ..
Sp- AP ye lo tumhara khanna tumhaari
Aunty ne special tumhaare liye bheja hai ....
Main-Are gajab aunty ne khanna bheja ..
Sp-haan bahi ...
Main- chalo toh main khanna khatam karta
hun...
Sp-(hanske) ohk AP beta main bhi chalta
hun koi dikkat ho toh call karlena...
Main-ohk bye uncle...
Yeh kehke SP khadda hua or shweta madam
usse bahar tak chodane gayi tabtak Maine
wahin ACp madam ki table par rakhkar
tiffen kholdiya ...

380
Main-are gajab BC garma garam khanna ye
hui naa baat...
Maine Gour kiya toh aaju baaju mojudd
sabhi officers mujhe he ghurr rahe they woh
shocked they puree or woh hawaldaar
satbeer ki toh fatt chuki thi.
Main-aise kya dekh rahe ho main kissi ko
nahi dene walla bhago yahaan se..
Ye kehke main khaana khaane laga...
Maun-beta satbeer isliye bolta hun aukaat
mein rehna Sikh ab agar main caahta toh
tera transfer abhi khade khade karwa deta
woh bhi aisi jagah jahaan police wallon ko
dekhte he golli maardene k orders hote hain
samjha par Maine aisa nahi kiya main tujhe
personally foddunga dhangse...

381
Tabtak acp madam bhi aagayi or mere
samne aakar baithgai or ektak mujhe ghurr
ne lagi...
Shweta-I am impressed...
Main-kisase SP se ???
Shweta-nahi tumse agar tum pehle bata
dete ki SP Sir se tumhaare personal
relations hain toh tumhe yahaan koi hath
nahi lagaata...
Ispar main Hans padd..
Main-madam mere toh CM k sath bhi
personal relations hain aise harek kaa naam
leta naa firta main apun akela he kaafi hai..
Shweta-abtoh mujhe bhi lagta hai ki tum
bekashurr ho ..

382
Main-woh toh main hun he ...
Tabhi mera phone Baja Jo Ravi kaa tha main
khanna khaa raha tha isliye Maine phone
loudspeaker par kardiya or table par rakh
diya..
Ravi-abe .....
Main- sun beta pehle toh galli matt diyo
phone Loudspeaker par hai...
Ravi-ohk sun bahi jaisa tune kahaa tha ki
humaare route par koi CCTVcheck karne ko
toh maine sab check kiya total 2 cctv's mein
apan ki gaadi dikhrahi hai...
Main-are gajab fir toh main hogaya
innocent...

383
Ravi-abe Salle baat toh sunn, gaadi show
horaha par yE show nahi horaha ki driver
kon hai....
Main-kutte kahin ke salle sabkesab low
quality CCTV lagaate hain leechad kahin k
inki maa kaa thermal power plant...
Ravi/-ab kya karna haibe..
Main-or dhund bahi koi CCTV yaa or koi
saboot jisne humein wahaan dekha ho..
Ravi-us kaam par Sam or mangal lage hue
hain.
Main-ohk bahi tu bhi lagjaaa...
Ravi-ohk bahi...
Yeh kehke Maine phone cut kiya..
Shweta-dimaag bahot tej hai tumhara ...

384
Main- bachpan se hai madam...
Shweta-kaise??
Main- god gift....

Update-80(hospital)
uske baad meri aankh sidhi ek kamre mein
khulli jisse dekhte he main samajhgaya ki
main hospital mein hun mere sir par patti
bandhi thi galle par patta lagga tha right
hand par plaster tha or left hand par patti
bandhi thi baklodon ne Mummy banna diya
tha or abhi mera sareer bhayankar dard kar

385
raha tha pehle se bhi jyada kyunki uss time
maine painkillers khaa rakhi thi or abtak
unka assar khatam ho gaya tha....
main thoda hilla toh mere aaju baaju lagi
machines chain-chain karne lagi...
main-teri maa ki electricity bc chup are
maadarjaat chup hojaao...
tabhi bhaagke ek nurse andar aai jo dekhne
mein bilku khass nahi thi BC aisi nurse hon
toh bimar admin bhi theek hone kaa natak
kare....
Nurse-gud honsh aagaya tumhe...
Main-nahi abhi behonsh he hun...
Nurse-very funny pure 12 ghantey baad
honsh aaya hai tumhe...

386
Main-jyada nahi hai itana toh main so jaata
hun daily..
Nurse-main tumhaare gharwalon ko bullati
hun....
Yeh kehke woh Tarbuje jaisi shakal walli
nurse bahar challi gayi or kuch he derr baad
Deva bahi mangal Ravi or Sam andar aae....
Sam-are gajab kya lag raha hai bhidu ekdum
mummy lagraha hai..
Main- CNP bitch
Sam-kon be ??
Main-tu or kon mera dialogue mujhe he
chipka raha hai....
Deva-bandh karo bakwass kaisa haibe tu??

387
Main-ekdum bakwass ektoh dard horaha
hai upar se is hospital mein bahot bans
aarahi hai mujhe jaldi se nikali idhar se....
Deva-doc ne bolla hai parson tak chutti
millega tujhe...
Main-ghanta or parson tak main kya karun
idhar Sweater banaun baithke
Deva-parson tak rehna padega...
Main-aaj aaj keval kal subah apun ko ghar
janna hai warna main bhag jaaunga ghar....
Deva-ohk kal subah....
Or khair soudaa tay huaa mujhe kal subah
tak is jhant jaise chodu hospital mein rehna
tha khair mujhe dukh iss baat kaa nahi tha
ki mujhe kal tak yahaan rehna tha. kal mere
samne 5 log maare gaye or dukh mujhe iss

388
baat kaa bhi nahi tha mujhe dukh toh iss
baat kaa tha ki abhi abhi Sam ne mujhe
bataya ki ye hospital haryana k top hospitals
mein se ek hai, lawda mera BC Salla jhantu
hospital kahin kaa...

Khair uss nurse ne sabko bahar bheja or

mujhe 7golli deke bolli khao inhe...
Main-7-7 golli bhi koi duniya mein khaata
hai kya bollo woh bhi itani badi badi bhains
ki golliyan toh nahi hain naa ye??
Nurse-masti nahi khao chup chaap ...
Maine chup chaap woh golliyan khaali...
Nurse-ab tumhe nind aajaegi...

389
Main-bitch please woh toh mujhe bina golli
khaae bhi aa jaati I am AP the great I can
sleep any time any where and anyhow....

Yeh sunke us nurse ne kutte jaisi shakal

banai or mujhe ghurrati hui nikal gayi....
Uske kuch derr baad mujhe ekdumse nind
aagayi or main kaafi derr tak sota raha ....or
jab utha toh woh nurse samne he khadi
thi...
Nurse-uthgaye tum...
Main-yaar ye dawaai naa 30-40 pack kardo
solid nind aati hai yaar....
Nurse-ohk bye meri shift khatam hogayi hai
main chalti hun....

390
Main-bye..but jaane se pehle mera phone
dejaaneka uske bina mera time pass kaise
hoga....
Nurse-tumhaara phone abhi police custody
mein hai as a evidence....
Main-bhains ki punch evidence k liye Woh
log video transfer bhi toh kar shaktey they
mere mobile ki toh aisi taisi kardi hogi salla
gaye 45,999 paani mein actually 46,000
gaye kyunki unhone1 rs mujhe waapis nahi
diga tha jabki maine saaf zaaf maang liya
tha fir bhi nahi diya kanjoos saale itani badi
company or 1 rs k liye rote hain..
Main lagaataar bolne k baad jab shant hua
toh paay ki wahaan koi nahi hai or woh
nurse wahaan se jaa chuki hai..

391
Main-solid klpd...
Thodi der main wahaan room mein mojudd
cheej on ko dekhta raha or tabhi gate khulla
or Deepika mam or Nicki mam andar enter
hue Nicki madam ko dekhte he mera hath
yaar salaami dene laga oh toh achaa hua
mujh par chaadar dhamki thi warna BC
beijatti ho jaati. Jo bhi ho kya lag rahi thi
yaar Nicki madam green salwaar suit mein
ekdum Pathaka lag rahi thi..
Main-hii man's...
Nicki-hello AP...
Deepika-hello hero...
Nicki-kaise ho Jahaapanaah.?
Main- abtak bakwass tha ab aap dono ko
dekhke waapis jhakkas hogaya...

392
Nicki-chal subah -2 maska mat laga...
Deepika-woh toh iski aadat hai..waise hero
abtoh tu real mein hero bann gaya ....
Main-yahi toh tashion hai madam ....
Nicki-jokes appart AP marvelous job done
by u behtreen humne abhi-2 woh video
dekha just awesome..
Deepika-yep true ekdum gajab ...
Main-thanks mam's waise aaj school nahi
jaana....
Deepika-abhi time hai school jaane mein 8
baje hain abhi waise humlog kal raat bhi aae
they par tab tum sorahe they or USS motu
sand jaisi nurse ne humein. Nahi jaane
diya...

393
Ye sunke mujhe hansi aagayi...
Nicki-waise aajkal teri heroine badi bechain
rehta hai school mein aisa kya tune...
Main- kasam se???
Nicki-teri kasam ...
Main-are waah ye hui naa baat abtoh or bhi
majaa aane walla hai...
Deepika-school kab aaraha ho..
Main-parson shayad..
Deepika-great jald se fit hoke aajao tumhare
bina school mein majaa nahi aata....
Main- aaplog kahoo toh abhi chalun..
Nicki-nahi pehle fit hojaao...
Main-ohk...

394
Uske baad madam challi gayi or main again
wahaan room ko ghurrne laga or abhi 5
minute he hue they ki firse gate khulla or iss
baar Jo andar aaya usse dekh kar mere
saare dard durr hogaye ji haan sahi samjhe
aaplog ye Riya thi wahi school dress mein
bahot he cute lag rahi thi usse dekhte he
main ek pall k liye toh sabkuch bhull gaya or
uske andar aate he woh jhant jaisa hospital
bhi mehak utha woh sidha mere pass aai or
mere bagal mein lagi chair par bina kuch
bolle baith gayi..
Riya- kaise ho???
Main-Yahan hun toh surely achaa toh nahi
hounga...
Riya-i am .....

395
Yeh kehte kehte woh atak gayi...
Main-haan. Haan aage bollo kya hua ??
Riya-woh thodi galat fehmi hogayi thi
jiswajah se Maine tumhe woh darashall.....
Main-itana ghumma kyun rahi ho baat ko
sidha sidha bollo...
Ye sunke woh gussa hogayi...
Riya- dekho life mein first time sorry bolne
kaa try kar rahi hun so please bich mein mat
tokko kitana mushqill se thoda boll paayi thi
rhyming kharaab kardi.....
Ye sunke mujhe hansi aagayi kitani cute thi
woh yaar ekdum pari jaisi..
Riya-i am really really sorry woh darashall
USS din sab logon k munh se sunn sun k

396
pakka gayi thi isliye Maine tumhe boll diya
warna mujhe pakka pata tha ki ye sab
tumne nahi kiya...
Main- apology accepted ....
Ye sunke woh khusi k maare uchalli..
Riya-thanku -2 so much...
Main-waise tum yahaan kaise??
Riya-ek dungi ulte hath kaa are yaar special
tumhise toh Milne aai hun or tum ye ulte
sulte sawaal puchte ho .....
Main-ohh!galati hogayi baba dobara nahi
puchunga...
Riya- tum school kab aaraha ho???
Main-maybe parson, kyun??

397
Riya-yaar tumhaare bina bore hojaati hun
woh ashish kaa bacha bahot pakkata hai
meko...
Main-are fikar not main aajaunga jaldi he...
Riya- chalo ab main school chalti hun bye
get well soon..
Main-bye..
Yeh kehke woh challi gayi or uske jaane k
baad main bahot khus hua Mann kiya ki
idharich naagin dance chalu karun par fir
yan aaya ki BC filhaal toh main theek se chal
bhi nahi shakta isliye Maine is plan ko kaafi
derr k liye sthagitt kardiya or life mein first
time main apne past k baare mein sochne
laga :

398
BC kitani bakchodi kar chuka hun main or
abhi toh bus 19.5 kaa he hua hun salla na
jaane kitani ladkiyon k sath so chuka hun
abhi kuch din pehle ek ladki milli thi bolli
hello pehchaan mujhe Maine kahaa ji aap
kon?? Ye sunke woh kaafi maayush hui uske
cehre par maaushi saaf najar aarahi thi
firbhi woh bolli USS din station par mille
they tab yaad aaya ki BC main jiss ladki ko
thok chuka hun uski shakal tak yaad nahi hai
mujhe najaane aise kitani ladkiyon ko dhoka
de chuka hun main woh sab kya sochti
hongi jab main unhe dobara kabhi najar he
nahi aaya hounga unki toh saree umeedein
he tut gayi hongi jab unhe pata challa hoga
ki woh ladka unke.jism se khelne k liye he
unke pass aaya tha or main BC kitana selfish

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hun main Maine unse dobara milna toh durr
ki baat hai unke baare mein socha bhi nahi
kabhi hat laanat hai ....

Main-ek minute ye kya tha bhenchod ye sab

kaise sochne lag gaya main ye ho he nahi
shakta na na na bilkul nahi AP ko kabhi apne
liye par pachtawa nahi hota ye jarur us
lawda nurse ki kaalu kartut hain usne he
unhe koi drugs khulla diya hai jisase main ye
sav soch raha hun warna Maine kuch galat
kiya he nahi or kiya bhi hoga toh kissi kaa
baap bhi mera jhant tak nahi ukhaad shakta
BC Maine kabhi kissi kaa rape nahi kiya naa
kabhi kissi k sath jor jabardashti ki toh fir
isme meri Galati kahaan se hui isme ladki ki
bhi marji hoti hai woh kehte haina ek hath

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se taali nahi bajti par muth ek hath se he
lagti hai isliye saare bollo AP us great lawda
or woh lawdi ladki "pehchana mujhe " bc tu
kya Angelina Jolie hai Jo tujhe
pehchaanunga main jhantu kahin ki badi
aayi maayush hone walli tera baap margaya
tha kya Jo mayush hui USS din toh BC badi
uttawli horahi thi or waise bhi agar uss din
main nahi hota toh usladki kaa or uski maa
kaa rape hota dhangse BC ek toh jaan
bachalo or upar se beijatti bhi karwao
ghanta bhallai kaa toh jammana hi nahi hai
salla...
Saare bollo Ap is great bolna jarur yaad
rahe boneka AP is great

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