Christmas jokes

1. What’s Tarzan’s favorite Christmas song? Jungle bells.

2. Why was the advent calendar afraid? Its days were numbered!

3. Where do mistletoe go to become famous? Holly-wood.

4. How does Christmas Day end? With the letter “Y.”

5. What falls in the winter but never gets hurt? Snow.

Santa jokes
6. Did you hear about when Santa got stuck in the chimney? He was feeling a bit Claus-
trophobic.

7. What is Santa’s favorite type of music? Wrap.

8. What did Mrs. Claus say when Santa asked about the weather. “It looks like rain, dear

9. What’s Santa’s nationality? North Pole-ish.

Snowman jokes
10. What do you get if you cross a snowman ? Frostbite.

11. What song do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party? “Freeze” a jolly good fellow.

12. How do you greet a snowman? Ice to meet you

 13. What do you call a snowman party? A snowball.

Christmas tree jokes

14. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed to be trimmed.

15. How is a Christmas tree like a nice dog? It’s all bark and no bite.

16. What’s the most frustrating thing about being a Christmas tree? Having so many limbs and
not being able to walk.

17. How are Christmas trees like blockbuster movies? They both have stars.

18. What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree with an iPad? A pineapple.

19. Why wouldn’t the cat climb the Christmas tree? It was afraid of the bark.