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วมทปม๎ (friends) ด๋บป S01 EP05 (edit by พ็ลท)
วมทปม๎ (friends) ด๋บป S01 EP05 (edit by พ็ลท)
วมทปม๎ (friends) ด๋บป S01 EP05 (edit by พ็ลท)
All right, as far as I'm concerned, there is nothing Monica : Oh, you're breaking up with Tony?
a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right? Phoebe : Yeah, I know, he's sweet, but it's just
Rachel : Come on! You guys can pee standing up. not fun anymore, you know? I don't know if it's
me, or his hunger strike, or, I don't know.
Chandler : We can? Okay, I'm trying that.
Rachel : Does anybody want anything else?
Joey : Alright, you know what blows my mind?
Women can see breasts any time they want. You Ross : Oh, yeah, last week you had a wonderful,
just look down and there they are. How you get nutty, chocolatey kind of a cakey pie thing.
any work done is beyond me. Nothing, just, just, I'm fine.
Phoebe : Oh, ok, you know what I don't get? The Phoebe : What's the matter? Why so scrunchy?
way guys can do so many mean things, and then Rachel : Oh, It's my father. He wants to give me
Joey : There you go. Rachel : Yeah, well, it's a Mercedes if I move back
home. Oh, it was horrible. He called me young
lady.
Chandler : So, Saturday night, the big night, date
night, Saturday night, Sat-ur-day night! Chandler : Ooh, I hate when my father calls me
that.
Joey : No plans, huh?
Monica : Did he give you that whole
Chandler : Not a one.
"You're-not-up-to-this" thing again?
Ross : Not even, say, breaking up with Janice?
Rachel : Oh, yeah, yeah. Actually, I got the
Chandler : Oh, right, right, shut up.
extended disco version, with three choruses of
Monica : Chandler, nobody likes breaking up with
"You'll never make it on your own".
someone. You just gotta do it.
Phoebe : ♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh. ♪
Chandler : No, I know, but it's just so hard, you
know? I mean, you're sitting there with her, she
Angela : Hi, Joey.
has no idea what's happening, and then you
finally get up the courage to do it, and there's Joey : Oh, my god, Angela.
the horrible awkward moment when you've Monica : Wow, being dumped by you obviously
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Phoebe : Are you gonna go over there? Angela : Yeah, well, sorry, Joe. You said let's just
Joey : No, yeah, no, ok, but not yet. I don't be friends, so guess what?
wanna seem too eager. Joey : What?
One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi. Angela : We're just friends.
That seems pretty cool. Hey, Angela. Joey : Fine, fine, so, why don't the four of us go
Angela : Joey. out and have dinner together tonight? You know,
Joey : You look good. as friends?
Angela : That's because I'm wearing a dress that Angela : What four of us?
accents my boobs. Joey : You know, you and Bob, and me and my
Joey : You don't say. girlfriend, uh, uh, Monica.
Ross : So, uh, Rachel, what are you, uh, what are Joey : Monica, I'm telling you, this guy is perfect
you doing tonight? for you.
Rachel : Oh, big glamour night. Me and Monica Monica : Forget it. Not after your cousin who
at Laundorama. could belch the alphabet.
Ross : Oh, you uh… you wanna hear a freakish Joey : Come on. This guy's great. His name's Bob.
coincidence? Guess who's doing laundry there He's Angela's... brother. He's smart, he's
too? sophisticated, and he has a real job. Me, I go on
Rachel : Who? three auditions a month and call myself an actor,
Ross : Me. Was that not clear? Hey, why don't, but Bob is...
um, why don't I just join you… both, there? Monica : Oh, god help us.
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Ross : It's laundry. The thinking through is pretty Phoebe : I don't wanna do that.
minimal. Chandler : Here we go.
Chandler : It's just you and Rachel, just the two Phoebe : Ok, have a good break-up.
of you? This is a date. You're going on a date. Chandler : Hey, Janice.
Ross : Nuh-uh. Janice : Oh, my god, I am so glad you called me.
Chandler : Yuh-huh. I had the most supremely awful day.
Ross : So what're you saying here? I should shave Chandler : Hey, that's not good. Can I get an
again, pick up some wine, what? espresso and a latte over here, please?
Chandler : Well, you may wanna rethink the dirty Janice : We got the proofs back from that photo
underwear. This is basically the first time she's shoot, you know, the one with the little
gonna see your underwear. Do you want it to be vegetables. Anyway, they pretty much sucked, so, I
dirty? blew off the rest of the afternoon, and I went
Ross : No. shopping... and I got you, I'm looking, I'm looking,
Chandler : Oh, and uh, the fabric softener? I'm looking, I got you...
Ross : Ok, ok, now what is wrong with my Chandler : What?
Snuggles? It, What, it says I'm a sensitive, warm Janice : What?
kinda guy, you know, like a little fuzzy bear. Chandler : What... did you get me there?
Alright I can pick something else up on the way. Janice : I got you… these.
Chandler : There you go. Chandler : Bullwinkle socks. That's so sweet.
Janice : Well, I knew you had the Rockys, and so
Monica : Thank you. So what does this Bob guy I figured, you know, you could wear Bullwinkle
look like? Is he tall? Short? and Bullwinkle, or you could wear Rocky and
Joey : Yep. Rocky,or, you can mix and match, moose and
Monica : Which? squirrel. Whatever you want.
Joey : Which what? Chandler : Well, I'm gonna get another espresso.
Monica : You've never met Bob, have you? More latte?
Joey : No, but he's... Janice : No… no, I'm still working on mine.
Monica : Oh my god, Joey, for all we know this Chandler : That's it?
guy could be horribly... Phoebe : Yeah, it was really hard.
Angela : Hey, Joey. Chandler : Oh, yeah, that hug looked pretty brutal.
Monica : ...horribly attractive. I'll be shutting up Phoebe : Ok, you weren't there.
now.
Woman : Coming through. Move, move.
Chandler : Where are they? Where are they? Rachel : Oh, excuse me. I was kind of using that
Phoebe : This is nice. We never do anything just machine.
the two of us. Woman : Yeah, well, now you're kinda not.
Chandler : It's great. Maybe tomorrow we can rent Rachel : But I saved it. I put my basket on top.
a car and run over some puppies.
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Woman : Oh, I'm sorry, is that your basket? It's machine for all your whites, okay? A whole nother
really pretty. Unfortunately, I don't see suds. machine for your colors, and and a third for your
Rachel : What? uh, your uh, delicates, and that would be your
Woman : No suds, no save. Ok? bras and your under-panty things.
Ross : What's going on? Rachel : Ok, Well, what about these are white
Rachel : Hi, uh, nothing. This horrible woman just cotton panties. Would they go with whites or
Ross : Was your basket on top? Ross : Uh, that, that, that would be a judgment
Ross : So?
Rachel : Well, you know, no suds, no save. Monica : He is so cute. (…)
Ross : No suds? Excuse me, hold on a second. So, where did you guys grow up?
Woman : Hey, hey, hey, her stuff wasn't in it. Monica : How, how did that happen?
Ross : Hey, hey, hey, that's not the rule and you Joey : Oh my god.
All right, show's over. Nothing to see here. Ok, Joey : I suddenly had the feeling that I was
let's do laundry. falling. But I'm not.
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Monica : Wow. My brother never even told me What am I doing? What am I doing? My father's
when he lost his virginity. right. I can't live on my own! I can't even do
Angela : Huh. That's nice. laundry!
Phoebe : You can do this. It's just like pulling off Monica : Something went wrong with Underdog,
a Band-aid. Okay, just do it really fast, and then and they couldn't get his head to inflate. So
the wound is exposed. Go, go. anyway, um… his head is like flopping down
Chandler : Janice?… Hi, Janice. Ok, here we go. I Broadway, right, and I'm just thinking... how
don't think we should go out anymore. Janice. inappropriate this is. Um, I've got something in
Janice : All right. Well, there you go. Stop it, stop my eye, uh, Joey, could we check it in the light,
Rachel : Ok, I know this is gonna sound really Monica : Hello?! Were we at the same table? It's
stupid, but I feel… I feel that if I can do this, you like cocktails in Appalachia.
know, if I can actually do my own laundry, there Joey : Come on, they're close.
isn't anything I can't do. Monica : Close? She's got her tongue in his ear.
Ross : That does not sound stupid to me. You Joey : Oh, like you've never gotten a little
know, it's like the first time I had to make dinner rambunctious with Ross.
for myself, after Carol left me? (buzzing) I'm sorry, Monica : Joey, this is sick, it's disgusting, it's,
that's all the time we have. Next on Ross… Okay. it's—not really true, is it?
Uh-oh. Joey : Well, who's to say what's true? I mean...
Rachel : What uh-oh? Monica : Oh my god, what were you thinking?
Ross : Uh-oh, uh-oh, the laundry's done. It's, uh, Joey : All right, look, I'm not proud of this, ok?
it's a song. The laundry song that we sing. Well, maybe I am a little.
♪ Uh-oh, the laundry's done. uh-oh, uh-oh. ♪ Monica : Oh!
Rachel : Ross, what's the matter? Joey : Ow!
Ross : Nothing, nothing. ♪ Lee-lo, the laundry's Monica : I'm outta here.
done. ♪ Joey : Wait, wait, wait. Come on! You like him, I
Rachel : Come on, show me. want her. He likes you.
Ross : All right, all right, it's just that you left a Monica : Really?
red sock in with all your whites, and now, Joey : Yeah. listen…, I'm thinking, if we put our
everything's kinda pink. heads together, between the two of us, we can
Rachel : Oh, everything's pink. break them up.
Ross : Yeah, uh, except for the red sock, which is Monica : I'm so sorry, I can't believe I did this,
still red. I'm sorry, please don't be upset, it could but I couldn't stop laughing at your Norman
happen to anyone. Mailer story.
Rachel : Bur it didn't. It happened to me. God, I'm Joey : Uh, waiter, one more plate of chicken
gonna look like a big marshmallow peep. wings over here.
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Chandler : Here's the thing, Janice. You know, I Woman : Let go!
mean, it's like we're different. you know, I'm like Rachel : All right, listen, missy. If you want this
the bing, bing, bing. You're like the boom, boom, cart, you're gonna have to take me with it!
boom. (…) Yes! Did you see that?
Janice : Ow! Ross : You were incredible! Brand new woman,
Chandler : Oh, my god, I'm so sorry. Are you ok? ladies and gentlemen.
Janice : Ow. Um, it's just my lens. It's just my Rachel : Thank you, I could not have done this
lens. I'll be right back. without you.
Chandler : I hit her in the eye! I hit her in the Ross : Ok, um… uh, more clothes in the dryer?
eye! This is the worst break-up in the history of I'm fine, I'm fine.
the world. Rachel : Are you sure, you’re okay?
Phoebe : Oh my god. How many of those have Ross : No.
you had?
Chandler : Oh, I don't know, a million? Rachel : Oh, are you sure you're ok?
Phoebe : Chandler shh,, easy, easy. Go to your Ross : Yeah.
happy place. ♪ La la la la la la la. ♪ Rachel : Does it still hurt?
Chandler : I'm fine. I'm fine. Ross : Yeah.
Phoebe : All right. Phoebe : What a neat idea. All your clothes
Chandler : I'm not fine. Here she comes. match. I'm gonna do this.
Phoebe : Wait here, okay? Breathe. Monica : Hi.
Chandler : How do you do that? Phoebe : Hey, how'd it go?
Phoebe : It's like a gift. Joey : Excellent.
Chandler : We should always always break up Monica : We ripped that couple apart, and kept
together. the pieces for ourselves.
Phoebe : Oh, I'd like that. Ross : What a beautiful story. Hey, I'm fine by the
way.
Ross : You got the clothes clean. Now that's the Monica : Oh, I'm… (sorry).
important part. Rachel : Where's Chandler?
Rachel : Oh, I guess. Except everything looks like Phoebe : Oh, he needed some time to grieve.
jammies now. (…) Chandler : I'm free! I'm free!
Whoa, I'm sorry. Excuse me. We had this cart. Phoebe : That ought to do it.
Woman : Yeah, well, I had a 24-inch waist. You
lose things. Now come on, get outta my way.
Rachel : I'm sorry, you know, maybe I wasn't
being clear. Uh, this is our cart.
Woman : Hey, hey, hey there aren't any clothes in
it.
Rachel : Hey, hey, hey, hey, quit making up rules!
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* 비격식 줄임말
gonna = going to
wanna = want to
gotta = got to / got a
kinda = kind of
alright = all right
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