Professional Documents
Culture Documents
Ancient Near East A Captivating Guide To Ancient Civilizations of The Middle East Including Regions Such As Mesopotamia Ancient Iran Egypt Anatolia and The Levant Captivating History Full Chapter
Ancient Near East A Captivating Guide To Ancient Civilizations of The Middle East Including Regions Such As Mesopotamia Ancient Iran Egypt Anatolia and The Levant Captivating History Full Chapter
The provident knight is, however, detained, and on Palmer and that
gentleman’s second appearing, the swords are measured, “and all
strip but Cully, who fumbles with his doublet.”
P. Come, sir! are you ready for this sport?
C. By-and-by, sir. I will not rend the buttons from my doublet for no
man’s pleasure.
And so “Oliver’s Knight” continues to procrastinate; he can not be
either pricked or pinked into action; and at length, pleading that his
conscience will not let him fight in a wrong cause, he purchases a
whole skin, at the price of a promissory note for a thousand pounds.
I have said that there is no comic situation for the actor who
represents Sir Nicholas, but the scene from which the above
passages are taken may, perhaps, be an exception to the rule. That
Sheridan has profited by it, will be clear to any reader who will take
the trouble to compare this scene with the fighting scene in the
“Rivals.” The latter is far richer in humor, and while we care very little
what becomes of Sir Nicholas, we should regret that any harm
should befall poor Acres—although he prefers fighting at forty paces,
would stand sidewise to be shot at, feels that he would be horribly
afraid if he were alone, and confesses that valor oozes out at the
palms of his hands when his adversary appears in sight, with pistols
for two.
Sir Nicholas is in spirits again when making love to one whom he
considers a woman of rank and fortune. No cavalier could then vie
with him in finery. “I protest,” he says, “I was at least at sixteen
brokers, before I could put myself exactly in the fashion.” But with all
this, he is a craven again when he is called upon to enter and
address her who awaits the wooing with impatience. “Come!” he
exclaims, “I will go to the tavern and swallow two whole quarts of
wine instantly; and when I am drunk, ride on a drawer’s back, to visit
her.” Wheadle suggests that “some less frolic will do, to begin
with.”—“I will cut three drawers over the pate, then,” says the knight,
“and go with a tavern-lanthorn before me at noonday;”—just as very
mad gallants were wont to do.
The liquor has not the effect of rendering Oliver’s knight decent, for
in proposing the health of “my lord’s sister,” he does it in the elegant
form of “Here’s a brimmer to her then, and all the fleas about her;”
offers to break the windows to show his spirit, and in the lady’s very
presence exclaims, “Hither am I come to be drunk, that you may see
me drunk, and here’s a health to your flannel petticoat.” The latter
gentillesse is by way of proof of the knight’s quality, for it was of the
very essence of polite manners, when a spirited gentleman drank to
a spirited lady, to strain the wine through what the Chesterfields and
Mrs. Chapones of that day, if such were to be found, would not have
blushed to call “their smocks.”
But enough of the way in which the stage represented “one of
Oliver’s knights.” He is not worse than the courtiers and gentlemen
by whom he is swindled out of his money and into a wife. Nay, nearly
the last sentence put into his mouth is, at least, a complimentary
testimony to the side of which Sir Nicholas is but an unworthy
member. “If I discover this,” he remarks, “I am lost. I shall be
ridiculous even to our own party.”—The reader will, probably, not
require to be reminded that before Etherege drew Cully, Jonson had
depicted Sogliardo, and that the latter, in the very spirit of Oliver’s
knight, remarks:—“I do not like the humor of challenge; it may be
accepted.”
The stage, from about the middle of the seventeenth century to
nearly the middle of the succeeding century, was uncommonly busy
with knights as heroes of new plays. The piece which brought most
money to the theatrical treasury, after the “Comical Revenge,” was
the “Sir Martin Mar-all,” an adaptation by Dryden, from the “Etourdi”
of Molière. Such adaptations were in fashion, and the heroes of the
French author were invariably knighted on their promotion to the
English stage. Such was the case with “Sir Solomon, or the Cautious
Coxcomb,” adapted by Carill, from Molière’s “Ecole des Femmes.”
The same course was adopted by Mrs. Behn when she transferred
Molière’s “Malade Imaginaire” to the stage at Dorset Gardens, and
transformed Argon into Sir Patient Fancy. One of the characters in
this intolerably indecent play instructs the city knight’s lady how to
divide her time according to the fashion set by “the quality.” “From
eight to twelve,” he says, “you ought to employ in dressing. Till two,
at dinner. Till five, in visits. Till seven, at the play. Till nine, in the
park; and at ten, to supper with your lover.”
In the “Sir Barnaby Whig, or No Wit like a Woman’s,” one of
D’Urfey’s comedies, and produced in 1681, we have again a hero
who is described as one of Oliver’s knights. The play is avowedly a
party piece, and the author, in his prologue, remarks,
The audience at the “Theatre Royal,” in the days of Charles II., was
made especially merry by this poor jest. Sir Barnaby is represented
as a Cromwellian fanatic, who will not drink the King’s health; is in an
agony of terror at hearing that an army of twenty thousand men is
about to sweep every rebel from the land; turns traitor; sings a comic
song against the Roundheads; is saluted as Rabbi Achitophel; offers
to turn Roman Catholic or Mohammedan; and is finally consigned to
Newgate.
Mrs. Behn, in the same year, had her political knight as well as
D’Urfey. In this lady’s more than usually licentious play, the “City
Heiress,” performed at Dorset Gardens, she has a Sir Timothy Treat-
all for her comic hero. She boasts in her introduction that her play is
political, loyal, true Tory all over; and as “Whiggism has become a
jest,” she makes a caricature of Sir Timothy, an old, seditious,
Oliverian knight, who keeps open house for commonwealth-men and
true-blue Protestants. He is contrasted with two Tory knights, Sir
Anthony and Sir Charles Meriwill, and a Tory gentleman, named
Wilding. The old Whig knight, however, is by far the least
disreputable fellow of the lot. The Tory knights and their friends are
rogues, perjurers, and something worse. When they are not on the
stage, Mrs. Behn is not afraid to tell what they are about, and that in
the very plainest language. “D—n the City!” exclaims the courtly Sir
Charles. “Ay, ay!” adds his uncle, Sir Anthony, “and all the Whigs,
Charles, d—n all the Whigs!”—And in such wise did Mrs. Afra Behn
take vengeance upon political enemies, to the infinite delight of loyal
audiences. How the Whig knights ever kept their own against the
assaults made on them in plays, prologues, and epilogues, is, as Mr.
Slick says, “a caution!” It is a fact, however, that these political plays
were far more highly relished than those which merely satirized
passing social follies. Audiences roared at the dull jokes against the
Oliverian knights, but they had no relish for the rhyme-loving Sir
Hercules Buffoon, of Lacy.
For one stage knight we may be said to be indebted to Charles II.
himself. It was from a hint from him that Crowne wrote his “Sir
Courtly Nice,” produced at the Theatre Royal shortly after the death
of Charles. Sir Courtly alludes to the death of one, and the accession
of a new, king, in very flattering terms:—
Of all the comedies with knights for their heroes, this one of Sir
Courtly Nice retained a place longest on the stage. The hero was
originally played by handsome, but hapless Will Mountfort. Cibber
played it at the Haymarket in Queen Anne’s time, 1706, and again at
Drury Lane, and before George I. at Hampton Court. Foote and
Cibber, jun., and Woodward, were there presentatives of the gallant
knight, and under George II. Foote played it, for the first time, at
Drury Lane, and the younger Cibber at Covent Garden, in 1746, and
Woodward, at the latter house, in 1751. The last-named actor was
long the favorite representative of the gentlemanly knight, retaining
the character as his own for full a quarter of a century, and being
succeeded, but not surpassed in it, by sparkling Lewis, at Covent
Garden, in 1781.
The satire in this piece against the Puritans is of a more refined
character than in any other play of the period; and the contrast
between the rash and ardent cavalier and the cautious Puritan is
very fairly drawn. “Suppose I see not many vices,” says the
Roundhead, Testimony, “morality is not the thing. The heathens had
morality; and, forsooth, would you have your footman or your
coachman to be no better than Seneca?” This is really
complimentary to the Cromwellians; and there is but a good-natured
dash of satire in the answer of Testimony, when asked what time of
day it may be, that—“Truly, I do believe it is about four. I can not say
it positively, for I would not tell a lie for the whole world.”
I find little worthy of notice in other dramatic pieces having knights for
their heroes. Southeran produced one entitled, “Sir Anthony Love” at
the Theatre Royal in 1691, for the purpose of showing off Mrs.
Mountfort as an errant lady in male attire.
In the eighteenth century, the knights gave name to a few historical
pieces not worth recording. The only exceptions are scarcely worthy
of more notice. Dodsley’s “Sir John Cockle at Court” made our
ancestors, of George the Second’s time, laugh at the sequel of the
“King and the Miller of Mansfield;” and “Sir Roger de Coverley” was
made the hero of a pantomime at Covent Garden in 1746. By this
time, however, the fashion was extinct of satirizing living politicians
under knightly names. To detail the few exceptions to the rule would
only fatigue the perhaps already wearied reader.
To what a low condition knight and squire could fall may be seen in
the Sir Joseph Wittol and Captain Bluffe, in Congreve’s comedy, the
“Old Batchelor.” The only redeeming point about this disreputable
pair is, that, cowards and bullies as they are, they have both read a
little. The Captain has dipped into history, and he remarks that
“Hannibal was a pretty fellow in his day, it must be granted; but, alas,
sir! were he alive now, he would be nothing; nothing on the earth.”
Sir Joseph, the knight, in comitatu Bucks, has also indulged in a little
reading, but that of a lighter sort than the Captain’s. When the gallant
Captain affects not to be frightened at the aspect of Sharper, and
exclaims, “I am prepared for him now, and he shall find he might
have safer roused a sleeping lion,” the knight remarks, “Egad, if he
should hear the lion roar, he’d cudgel him into an ass, and his
primitive braying. Don’t you remember the story in Æsop’s Fables,
Bully? Egad, there are good morals to be picked out of Æsop’s
Fables, let me tell you that; and ‘Reynard the Fox’ too;” to which the
deboshed Captain can only reply, “D—n your morals!” as though he
despised fiction when compared with history.
Some of the stage knights are wonderfully great boasters, yet
exceedingly dull fellows. I do not know that in the mouth of any one
of them there is put so spirited a remark as the great Huniades made
to Ulderick, Count of Sicily. The latter asked for a conference with
the great governor of Hungary. Huniades bade him come to the
Hungarian camp. The offended Ulderick, in a great chafe, replied
that it was beneath him to do such a thing, seeing that he was
descended from a long line of princely ancestors; whereas Huniades
was the first of his family who had ever been raised to honor. The
Hungarian very handsomely remarked, “I do not compare myself
with your ancestors; but with you!” This has always appeared to me
as highly dramatic in spirit. There is nothing half so spirited in the
knightly pieces brought on the stage during the reign of George III.,
and which caused infinite delight to very easily-pleased audiences. It
is well known that the good-natured Sovereign of England, although
unassuming in his domestic character, was exceedingly fond of
display in public ceremonies. He used to arrange the paraphernalia
of an installation of the Garter with all the energy and care of an
anxious stage-manager. The people generally were as anxious to
have an idea of the reality. On one occasion, in the preceding reign,
they so nearly forced their way into the banqueting-room, where the
knights were holding festival, that the troops fired over their heads in
order to frighten them into dispersing. Under George III. they were
more content to view these splendors through a dramatic lens.
In 1771, accordingly, the splendors of the then late installation of the
Garter were reproduced on the stage, in a masque, called “The
Institution of the Garter, or Arthur’s Round Table Restored.” The
show was as good as the piece was bad. The former was got up to
profit the managers, the latter to flatter or do homage to the King and
Queen. It was at once cumbersome and comic. A trio of spirits
opened the delectable entertainment by summoning other spirits
from every nook and corner of the skies, the moon’s horns included,
to the work of escorting the car of the Male Genius of England, the
husband probably of Britannia, down to earth. Nothing can exceed
the alacrity with which the spirits and bards of the empyreal heaven
obey the summons. They descend with the car of the Genius,
singing a heavy chorus, ponderous as the chariot they help to “waft
down,”—in which, not the chariot, but the chorus, there is the
assurance that
so that we may hope, though we can not feel certain, that there are
some few persons here below, who are not unconscious of an ante-
past of heaven.
The Genius is a civil and polished personage, who with due
remembrance to metropolitan fogs, very courteously apologizes to
the spirits, that he has been the cause of bringing them down
As this expressed end has not been accomplished, and the order
has not propagated the sovereignty of England, we may logically
conclude that the Druids themselves hardly knew much of the
subject upon which they were singing to their tuneless harps.
Meanwhile, the first Bard, in a bass song, petitions the south gales to
blow very mildly, and bring blue skies and sweet smells to the
installation.
The ceremony of the installation then opens to the view when all the
knights have been created, except the King’s son, Edward the Black
Prince, who really was not created knight when the order was
founded. How far the Druids have succeeded in influencing the
choice of the King, there is no possibility of knowing. No one utters a
word, save royal father and son: and the commonplace prose which
they deliver does not give us a very exalted idea of the Druidic
inspiration. The old sages themselves, however, are perfectly
satisfied with the result; and in a noisy chorus, they make an
assertion which might well have frightened the Archbishop of
Canterbury—had he cared about the matter. After vaticinating that
the name of the Prince should roll down through the tide of ages,
they add, that glory shall fire him, and virtue inspire him,
a feat which one would like to see put upon canvass by a Pre-
Raphaelite.
While the Knights are supposed to be preparing to pass to the hall,
the scene takes us to the front of the castle, where crowds of liege
and loyal people are assembled. First Citizen, “very like a whale
indeed,” sings a comic song, which, as a specimen of the homage
offered to monarch and consort, more than fourscore years ago, is
worth transcribing—for both its imagery and syntax:—
The founder of the “Garter” will not provoke the eloquence of the
heavenly visiter by unsealing the lips which astonishment is
supposed to have sealed up, and the remainder of the piece is left to
Genius and chorus, who unite in a musical asseveration, to the effect
that the reigning Sovereign of England is