NUKKAD NATAK

2 PEOPLE- Suprabhat! Intro…

CHORUS- Aya hai naya zamana! Vigyan ka zamana!*2

Taklfeeon ko apnana, Aur agey kadam badhana*2

SUKRITI- Naya zamana! Naya daur hai! Sabka apna style

hai…jidhar bhi nazar ghumao yaro…sabke haaton mai
mobile hai
CHORUS- Mobile hai! Mobile hai! Sabke haton mai mobile
hai
SHREYA- Internet ki iss duniya ne sabko aisa jakad liya,
choothe saare rishte jahan se jaab se mobile hathon mai
pakad liya!
CHORUS- Mobile hathon mai pakad liya! Mobile hathon mai
pakad liya!
REMON-Haan toh isme kaya hai kharabi? Haar taale ki hai ye
chabi
ATISHAY-Naya yug jo aya hai cyber yug khelaya hai, samay
mai ghanto bachata hai, baas button dabao aur kaam ho jata
hai
CHORUS-button dabao kaam ho jata hai*2
REMON-Koi bhi bill?
CHORUS-button dabao!
ANSH- School ki fees?
CHORUS-button dabao!
BRAHMJYOT-Bank ke kaam?
button dabao!
MADHUR-Booking koi bhi!
CHORUS-button dabao! button dabao! Ghar baithe bass
button dabao! Saari duniya se tum jud jao bass button
dabao! button dabao!
PARAS- Wah wah! Ye cyber duniya ki toh baat hi nirali hai
SUKRITI- Arey bhai ye jo ujli-ujli duniya aati hai na isme bhi
kuch chize kaali hai
SHREYA- Kitna accha hota, haar koi accha hota, jhoota na
hota koi bass saccha hi saccha hota
CHORUS-Kitna accha hota! Kitna accha hota!
MADHUR- HAYEEE HAYEEE! HAYEEEE HAYEEE
LUT GAYAAA MAI! AREY LUT GAYA MAI
Ek phone call se lut gaya mai…hayee lut gaya mai
DEWANSH- Arey bhai,kisne tumhe sataya hai? Itni udasi iss
chere paar kyu ye matam chaya hai?
CHORUS-Hann haan! kisne tumhe sataya hai? kisne tumhe
sataya hai?
MADHUR - Ek phone mujhe tha aya, phone paar koi farmaya
CHORUS-kaya farmaya? Kaya farmaya?
MADHUR - Bola bank se bol rahe hai, account tumhara block
hua hai, saare payment ruke pade mai Jaldi karo! Jaldi karo!
KYC tum update karao, OTP tum apna batao aur inn saari
musabiton se tum mukti paaoo
CHORUS-Accha! Phir kaya hua?
MADHUR - Arey! Jaise hi usko baas bataya, apna bank
balance sara lutaya, arey! Achanak ye saab hua kaise…
humko toh kuch bhi samaj na aya bhai! toh kuch bhi samaj
na aya!
CHORUS-Ae ji! Oo ji!*2 lo ji suno ji binja se binjum se na kisi
ko do ji! KYC, na OTP no., na account no., na aadhar no., na na
na na na na na
DIVYANSH- HAYEEE! Mera cash-vash saab loota, koi mujhe
bacha le, jaane kaha chupe hai Ye cyber thugi vlee… Mera
CHORUS-
Kaise loota? Kaise loota?
DIVYANSH -Lottrey ka message mobile paar aya tha, likha
tha neele link ko zara dabao aur apne account mai lakhon
pao!
CHORUS-lakhon pao! lakhon pao
DIVYANSH - Jaise hi neele link ko dabaya. Bank balance
saara lutaya
CHORUS-saara lutaya! saara lutaya!
CHORUS-Ae ji! Oo ji!*2 lo ji suno ji aisi musibat mai tum jab
bhi fason ji 1930 dabao, cyber police ko batao, samaj daari
dikhao, koi link na dabao*2
SHREYA - Arey sakhiyon suno! Meri ek saheli ne bataya hai,
usne ghar baithe baihe bada paisa kamaya hai
ATISHAY- Haan haan! Baas kuch vigyapan like krne hai aur
account mai paise bharne hai
PARAS - Haan baas like karte jayenge
ANSH - Forward krte jayenge
BRAHMJYOT - Aur aasani se paise kamayenge
CHORUS-paisa ye paisa, nahi koi aisa, jaisa se paisa, haan ye
paisa haan ye paisa, paisa paisa paisa paisa paisa paisa..
BRAHMJYOT - -Bada aasan hai itnko fasana

SUKRITI- Aur kaya! Baas chota mota kaam batao

BRAHMJYOT - Phir account no. mangvao

SUKRITI- -Thode se paise account mai dalo

BRAHMJYOT - Ek jhatke mai sara nikalo
BRAHMJYOT - &21- sara nikalo sara nikalo

SUKRITI- - Paise k iss lalach se koi nahi baach payega! koi

nhi baach payega
BRAHMJYOT - &21- sabka no. ayega bhai sabka no. ayega!
Hahahaha (devil laughter)
CHORUS-Ae ji! Oo ji!*2 lo ji suno ji Aise lalach mai tum na
phaso ji, agar phas bhi jao, na tum ghabrao 1930 dabao,
cyber police ko batao1930 dabao, 1930 dabao,

POLICE ENTERY- POLICE AGAYI..POLICE AGAYI (ALL)

ANSH - (Singing) Shayaddd usko mera profile pasanddd
ayaaa hai, tabhi toh uska friend request insta. Paar aya
hai….usi pyari bataon paar hayeee! Dil apna aya hai, dost
banakr usko maine, sab kuch bataya hai
SHREYA - Angel Priya naam mai mera, ye mera shiquar hai,
isse barbad krne k liye mera sara plan taiyar hai
ANSH -(Singing) Tumne dil mera toda! Kahi ka naa chora,
blackmail mujhe kiyaa, hayee! Dard mujhe diyaa
Kaya karu? Kaya karu? Kaya karu? Kaha mai jaun? Kise mai
batun? Baas maan karta hai bhag jaun
CHORUS-Ruk ruk ruk! Arey baba ruk! Security ki site pe 1
min. ruk! Arey ruk ruk ruk!
ANSH - Yaad rakho! Yaad rakho! Yaad rakho!
CHORUS-Unknown friend request nahi karni accept. Nahi
karni accept
ATISHAY- Zaraa si ashvdhani se kitne log hue pareshan
PARAS- Raho thoda savdhan! Arey raho thoda savdhan
MADHUR -Cyber aprado se bachne ki aab puri tayari hai
REMON - Desh ka vikas aur savdhani humari zimmedari hai
CHORUS-humari zimmedari hai! humari zimmedari hai
SUKRITI-Cyber duniya ka karo upiyog, lekin agar tumne
kuch bhi galat kiya, footprint taak tumhara choot jayega
chahe saab kuch tumne delete kiya, saab kuch tumne delete
kiya!
CHORUS-cyber duniya ki dulhan