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Tape#: CATFISH 609 AIR

MEDIA#: CATFISH 609 AIR

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BARS AND TONE.

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00:59:50:07
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TITLE SCREEN AND PRODUCTION INFORMATION BEFORE ACT ONE.

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[Kailani] VOCE ACHA QUE O SAM TA TIPO COPIANDO TUDO QUE ESSE CARA
FAZ? ISSO É BIZARRO. TIPO BEM BIZARRO.

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[Nev] OH.

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01:00:08:14
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[Max] OH.

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01:00:09:00
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[Nev] OH É A KAILANI.

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01:00:09:21
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[Kailani] O SAM ME LIGOU. ELE DISSE QUE TA VINDO PRA MINHA CASA. MAS EU
NÃO QUERO ENCONTRAR COM ELE SOZINHA.

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01:00:13:13
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[Nev] WHOA.

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[Max] ELE JA TA NO CAMINHO. PODE SER QUE ELE JÁ ESTEJA AQUI.

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01:00:16:20
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[Nev] EI !

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01:00:23:06
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[HOMEM1] ISSO NAO VAI ME FAZER PASSAR MAL OU ALGO ASSIM.

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01:00:24:22
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[Producer] NAO. É DETERGENTE COM AGUA. FAZ ASSIM, NO LENÇOL.

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01:00:30:13
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[HOMEM 1 ] ISSO, DEVE APARECER .

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01:00:32:20
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[Producer] AH, ESSE FICOU BOM. AI VEM ELES, AI VEM ELES.

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[HOMEM1 ] EU TENHO UM PRESENTE PRA VOCES. VOCES QUEREM BRINCAR
COM A GENTE, NA LUZ NEGRA?

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01:00:39:10
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[Nev] ISSO É BEM DIVERTIDO . NÓS PODIAMOS USAR E VER O QUE
REALMENTE ACONTECE NESSAS CAMAS.

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[Max] AH MEU DEUS.

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01:00:45:00
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[Nev] APAGA AS LUZES. WOW. O QUE ? O QUE?

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[Max] NÃO.

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[Nev] OLHA O TELEFONE! EU TOQUEI NESSE TELEFONE!

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01:00:51:01
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[Max] AH. AH MEU DEUS, OLHA. TEM UMA MÃO BEM ALI.

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01:00:53:22
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[Nev] O QUE É ISSO?

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01:00:55:20
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[Max] That is gross. Look the remote. Oh, my God.

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01:00:58:22
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[Man1] I touched the remote. Look at that!

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01:01:00:13
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[Max] Oh!

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01:01:01:19
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[Nev] Come on you guys. That's, no way. What, what did you guys use for that?

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01:01:06:02
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[Producer] Laundry detergent.

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[Nev] This was great. This was really funny. Okay, we've got an e-mail from someone
named Melvin. I can't believe I'm asking for hep about this guy.

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[Max] Melvin?

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[Nev] Dear Nev and Max, my name is Melvin. I'm twenty seven years old and live in
Menifee, California. I met a guy online named Sam from Northern California over a year
ago. He was athletic and had a very manly voice. Like your voice.

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[Max] What kind of eggs do you like, Melvin.

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[Nev] All right, manly anymore. That's creepy. There were clear signs that something
with Sam was off. He would never want to video chat. And he promised to come visit.
But I got a text saying he was in a car accident. So I challenged him on it and he sent
me a photo of his face covered with bruises.

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[Max] You can do that in Photoshop.

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[Nev] Yet, it could be him.

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[Max] Wow. Look who's back to being Mr. Optimistic.

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01:02:01:19
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[Nev] Eventually I got fed up and cut him off. But that stop Sam from moving onto my
friend, Kailani.

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[Max] Whoa.

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01:02:09:17
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[Nev] They now speak daily and are in love.

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01:02:12:23
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[Max] Wait. Sam is now in love with Kailani?

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[Nev] Sam is a liar. And nothing is to be trusted. Please help. Melvin. Oh...

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01:02:25:10
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[Max] Wow, so Sam tried to Catfish Melvin.

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01:02:27:15
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[Nev] Well did to some extent.

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[Max] And then Sam shamelessly just moved onto one of Melvin's friends.

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[Nev] Yeah.

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[Max] And Melvin's like hey! This guy's a catfish. But Kailani is too in love to listen to
him.

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[Nev] All right, well let's get this guy on the phone. Melvin, hey!

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01:02:44:19
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[Max] Hey-oh!

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01:02:46:22
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[Melvin] Hey, guys.

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01:02:47:14
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[Nev] We read your e-mail. The story sounds pretty crazy. Walk us through all the key
moments.

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01:02:52:12
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[Melvin] Well, one day this guy slipped into my DMs with a simple hey. So I flirted back.
And...

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[Nev] How old is he?

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[Melvin] He told me he was nineteen.

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[Nev] Do the pictures of Sam look like a nineteen year old?

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[Melvin] I was kind of unsure of that because he had the full beard. Everything was kind
of like fishy. And every time we would Facetime, his screen would be pitch black. His
excuse was his camera's broken.

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[Max] You knew something was up at that point?

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[Melvin] Oh, yeah, definitely. And he started adding my friends on my friends list. And
started texting my friend Kailani. I told Kailani why are you texting him? Like you know
he's fake. She just said just someone to talk to.

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01:03:28:21
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[Max] Oh, wait. Kailani's a woman?

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[Nev] Oh. That's what I was going to say before. I was like that sounds like a girl's
name.

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01:03:32:21
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[Melvin] Yeah, Kailani is my female best friend.

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[Max] Whoa.

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[Melvin] He's like playing both sides of the field I would say.

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01:03:38:18
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[Nev] And now Kailani's in love with Sam and they're totally boyfriend girlfriend?

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01:03:43:09
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[Melvin] Yes. That's why I e-mailed you guys. I'm pretty sure she's going to be
heartbroken.

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01:03:47:16
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[Max] Let's get Kailani on the line.

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01:03:50:06
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[Melvin] Yeah, let's do that. All right, here she is.

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01:03:54:09
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[Nev] Hey!

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[Max] Hey! So you guys are friends. Is this awkward that, that he was kind of talking to
this guy for a bit and now you're dating this guy?

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[Kailani] It's a little weird. I know.

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[Nev] But are you in love with him?

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01:04:09:18
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[Kailani] I have very strong feelings for him.

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01:04:12:14
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[Max] So that's a yes.

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[Nev] I guess the big question for me is have you guys both seen Sam's penis?

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01:04:20:11
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[Kailani] We compared pictures.

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01:04:22:04
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[Nev] Really?

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01:04:23:03
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[Melvin] They're not the same.

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01:04:24:01
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[Nev] Different photos or different penises?

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01:04:26:07
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[Melvin] Different penises and body.

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[Nev] Not the same junk.

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[Max] They're getting junk mail.

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[Melvin] Exactly.

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[ALL] (Laugh).

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[Nev] All right, well look. Mel, I think you're doing the right thing in, in helping your friend
out. Kailani, since you're close by, we can just head over there and we can talk a lot
more about this in person. And either introduce you to the love of your life or release
you from the clutches of this catfish.

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[Kailani] Sounds perfect.

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01:04:52:23
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[Max] All right, bye guys.

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[Melvin] Cool.

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01:04:54:08
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[Max] Thanks, Mel. Kailani, see you soon.

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01:04:57:03
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[Nev] All right, let's head out.

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01:04:58:00
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[Max] Let's do it. Menifee. All right, break it down. What are we doing here?

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01:05:10:19
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[Nev] Please stop yelling at me. Please. We are here in Menifee with a very unusual
story happening here.

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01:05:19:04
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[Max] She's hooked for some reason.

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01:05:20:12
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[Nev] All right, we're here we go. Boom! Hello!

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01:05:26:15
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[Max] Hey!

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01:05:27:22
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[Nev] Nice to meet you.

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01:05:28:12
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[Kailani] I'm a fan, oh, my God.

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01:05:29:14
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[Nev] Oh, are you?

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01:05:30:07
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[Max] Don't be nervous.

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01:05:31:00
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[Kailani] Hello.

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01:05:31:08
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[Max] Hi. Wow, what a cool place.

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01:05:33:04
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[Nev] This is really nice.

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01:05:34:20
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[Max] Like those kicks.

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01:05:36:06
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[Kailani] Thank you.

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01:05:37:00
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[Max] Those are cool. Tho, you know what those are?

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01:05:39:02
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[Kailani] Air Max's.

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[Max] Air Max. That's what they used to call me in high school on the basketball team.

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[Nev] No it's not. (Laughs).

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[Kailani] It's just like all surreal. Like... Oh, my God.

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[Max] Are you nervous?

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01:05:50:20
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[Kailani] Yes, I"m so nervous.

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01:05:51:20
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[Max] Don't be nervous. How long have you lived in Menifee?

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[Kailani] I actually just moved back to California.

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[Max] From?

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[Nev] From where?

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01:05:59:15
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[Kailani] Hawaii. In October.

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[Max] Why did you come back?

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[Kailani] Because I got a divorce.

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01:06:04:04
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[Nev] Whoa!

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01:06:06:00
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[Max] You're a divorcee?

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01:06:08:11
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[Kailani] I am. Twenty three and divorced.

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01:06:10:04
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[Max] When did you get married?

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01:06:11:13
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[Kailani] On my twenty third birthday.

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01:06:12:19
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[Max] You got married this year???

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01:06:14:07
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[Kailani] Yeah, talk about bull(bleep).

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[Nev] Who was this guy that you were married to? When did you meet? How long were
you together?

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[Kailani] I met him in 2014 in Hawaii. He got deployed to Australia. We were going to get
married when he came back from deployment. When he was in Australia, he was with
someone else. You know, like it, of course it hurt. But, I loved him. So, I, I married him
anyways. After I got married, I found out things through his best friend. He found videos
of his fiancee on my ex-husband's phone.

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[Nev] Your ex-husband's best friend found out he was cheating with his girl.

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01:06:56:12
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[Kailani] In July, I got a message on Facebook from a girl who actually lived in Hawaii.
He has been engaged to her.

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[Max] What???

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01:07:03:11
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[Nev] While you were married to your husband, he was engaged to someone else?

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[Kailani] Yes. This is...

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[Max] Ugh.

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[Kailani] Why I'm telling you it was bull(bleep) the whole marriage. I filed for divorce the
next day.

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[Nev] So how long were you actually married?

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01:07:19:07
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[Kailani] Officially about f, almost six months.

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01:07:21:15
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[Max] Oh, I'm so sorry.

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01:07:22:23
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[Kailani] It's been a very rough year.

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01:07:24:07
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[Nev] You really got betrayed by your ex-husband.

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01:07:27:10
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[Kailani] I did.

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[Nev] Then saved by Sam.

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01:07:29:15
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[Kailani] Yeah, he was amazing. I was telling him everything. Before my divorce he
would stay on the phone with me while I cried after night all night.

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[Max] Who breaks the friend zone first?

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[Kailani] He does. We were talking one night. And he told me he loved me. And, I told
him I loved him too.

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01:07:47:13
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[Nev] But you were in a very raw vulnerable place.

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[Kailani] I was pretty vulnerable, yeah. I was like what the hell am I doing? I'm going to
work on my marriage, try to fix it, go to counseling. I stopped talking to him.

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[Nev] And then your relationship with your husband ended. You started talking again.

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[Max] And you were thinking when you got in touch with him after you got divorced like
okay, like I'm finally free to...

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[Kailani] And I told him when I come home I want to see you. His excuse was, I have too
much homework. He has enough time to (bleep) call me but not see me.

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[Nev] You've now come right out of one emotionally devastating relationship and teed
yourself up for another one.

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[Kailani] Yeah, I did do that.

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[Max] You are ignoring a lot of red flags. I mean, Melvin said that Sam was probably a
catfish. Is it just that you just need him to be who he says he is because you've had
such a hard year?

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[Kailani] I started like, I believed he was real because of all the pictures he sent me.

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[Max] Yeah, I'd like, you know what? Can we see the pictures?

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[Nev] Yeah, let's see them. What...?

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[Kailani] That's a picture I took a screen shot from SnapChat that he sent me.

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[Nev] If this is bogus, this is not bad. I don't know how he did it because he must be
using a third party SnapChat uploader because it, it came through as if it was taken like
live in SnapChat.

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[Max] If that is a fake, then he worked very hard.

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[Nev] It's a, it's a good fake.

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[Max] Yeah, okay.

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[Nev] It's a good fake. Oh, here are the...

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[Max] The abs.

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[Nev] Precious abs.

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[Max] There they are.

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01:09:18:15
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[Nev] You have to go through the worst to get the best. I mean, I have to say his
Instagram account is pretty well populated.

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[Max] Yeah, definitely.

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[Kailani] That's his butt.

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01:09:28:10
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[Nev] That's a butt.

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[Kailani] A butt. It's a nice butt.

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[Nev] It is a nice butt. I think we get it. You're in this relationship. It means a lot to you.
You don't want to let it go. He's got perfectly chiseled abs. We get it.

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[Max] Do you believe that he wants to meet you?

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[Kailani] After we talked earlier, I kind of told him about this. He was very hesitant.

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[Max] About Catfish.

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[Nev] Wait, you told him about the show?

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[Kailani] Yeah.

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[Nev] So, you, after we talked to you, you told Sam that you'd spoken to us?

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[Max] And what did he say?

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[Kailani] He was just very hesitant. He was like pulling back.

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[Max] I would expect him to be like how dare you do that? We have a...

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01:10:03:06
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[Nev] Why don't you believe me? Like just because I'm busy and I can't meet up with
you doesn't mean you should just like bring me on TV.

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01:10:04:12
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[Max] Right. But if he's not pulling that card, then maybe we do have a real chance of
just like reaching out to him and getting him to talk to us.

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01:10:15:10
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[Nev] Can we cal him right now?

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01:10:16:14
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] Yeah.

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01:10:17:05
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] We've never done this.

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01:10:20:19
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] Hey?

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01:10:21:12
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] Hey.

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01:10:22:11
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] What's up?

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01:10:23:12
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] I'm here with Max and Nev.

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01:10:25:09
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Hey, hey Sam. This is Nev. I understand she told you that we spoke. So we
thought rather than waste time, um, snooping around, we would just kind of get in touch
and, and see how you felt about maybe meeting up with all of us? If that' something that
you want to do.

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01:10:41:05
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[Sam] Even though I told her I didn't want you guys involved.

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01:10:44:06
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] You don't want us involved.

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01:10:46:14
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] I'm only asking for a couple hours of your...

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01:10:49:10
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] I have a lot going on right now.

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01:10:51:10
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] I obviously care about you and I love you. And if you love me, why can't you
just give me a few hours of your day?

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01:11:00:00
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] You know I love you. I just really have to go right now. I was in the middle of
studying.

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01:11:03:20
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] Oh. Okay. Do you see why I get frustrated?

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01:11:09:01
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Yeah.

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01:11:10:08
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] Like a thing like this happens like all the time.

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01:11:12:18
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Right. So look. He already knows we're here. Judging on the fact that you've been
trying to do this for months and it hasn't happened, it'd be unlikely if all of a sudden he
just says like great, you know what? Let's meet tomorrow. In the meantime we may as
well do some research. Send us everything you have. His Facebook page, the
pictures...

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01:11:33:05
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[Kailani] Okay.

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01:11:33:15
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] All right? We'll figure this out. You're going to get through this.

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01:11:37:18
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[Max] Nice to meet you. This girl knows, there's a part of her that knows something's up.

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[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Yes, totally.

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01:11:47:04
[Dialogue List]
[Max] She's so desperate for one thing to work out.

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01:11:48:10
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Yeah. Right.

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01:11:51:03
[Dialogue List]
[Max] That she will take this guy that is the most obvious catfish. She's really in denial.

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01:11:57:16
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] We're going to get to the bottom of this.

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01:12:00:23
[Dialogue List]
TITLE SCREEN AND PRODUCTION INFORMATION BEFORE ACT TWO.

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01:12:05:02
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] All right, so let's just recap Kailani.

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01:12:07:11
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Found out that her husband was cheating on her and during that period where
she was figuring out what to do with her marriage she leaned heavily on her friend Sam.
And as the kids say, she caught feelings.

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[Nev] Exactly.

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01:12:20:05
[Dialogue List]
[Max] So, she's in this position where she really wants Sam to be real. And if Sam turns
out to not be who he says he is, then all men are scum and liars, and, and what's the
point of ever falling in love again if you're just going to get hurt like this?

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01:12:33:12
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Right. All right.

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01:12:38:17
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Hello.

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01:12:39:13
[Dialogue List]
[Woman1] Hello.

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01:12:40:09
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Ah. All right. Yeah, warm up. Got to get him going. You ready?

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01:12:48:23
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Yeah!

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01:12:49:09
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Okay.

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01:12:50:03
[Dialogue List]
[Max] That was good. Woo!

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01:12:53:14
[Dialogue List]

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[Nev] All right. This should be fun. Okay, e-mail from Kailani. In the e-mail are several
photos of Sam and a little information about him and his phone number. Whoa, she
knows like his full name. Samuel Ramirez Devecchio.

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[Max] Devecchio.

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01:13:09:02
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Devecchio. And then his Instagram, sammyhilfigerr. His mother's name is Ariel
Devecchio. And his stepdad's name is Michael Angelo.

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01:13:18:06
[Dialogue List]
[Max] (Laughs). I mean, possible. I mean, it's perfect that we're in an Italian restaurant
right now.

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01:13:23:22
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] It is really perfect. All right, where do you want to start?

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01:13:26:14
[Dialogue List]
[Max] I want to start with the pictures. I want to prove that he's not the guy in the
pictures.

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01:13:28:04
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Okay. All right. So, I'm going to just grab all these pictures while we're in the e-
mail here. All right, let's start with this one.

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01:13:37:16
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Go. Beard Papa.

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01:13:38:18
[Dialogue List]

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[Nev] No, nothing, okay.

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01:13:39:21
[Dialogue List]
[Max] No, no Beard Papa. Another picture of him. That...

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01:13:44:02
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Ugh.

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01:13:44:15
[Dialogue List]
[Max] No, nothing. How about this one?

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01:13:45:09
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] No. Right here's one.

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01:13:48:06
[Dialogue List]
[Max] No. Nada.

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01:13:50:23
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Let's see. What's this one? Whoa!

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01:13:52:12
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Whoa!

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01:13:54:19
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] That's a rock hard (bleep). You know what we're going to get when we look this
up? A lot of (bleep)s.

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[Dialogue List]

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[Max] No!

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01:14:01:03
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Weird.

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01:14:02:03
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Hand. It noticed the hand, it thought it was a finger maybe. All right, we're done.

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01:14:09:05
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] All right, well then, I think we need to get more photos.

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01:14:11:12
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Well, go, let's go to his Facebook page.

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01:14:13:03
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] All right, let's see. Okay.

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01:14:14:08
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Okay, here he is. He went to North Salinas High. Salinas is like Central California.

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01:14:19:13
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Right. And he's got a real school tagged here which is something, you know,
which is unusual.

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01:14:22:09
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Right. Wait. Only fifteen friends? Red flag.

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01:14:27:20
[Dialogue List]

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[Nev] Definitely. Not a good sign.

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01:14:29:02
[Dialogue List]
[Max] That's like a deep, deep red. Crimson red. Maybe...

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01:14:33:08
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] We should just send a message to these fifteen people. Okay, okay, all right.

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01:14:34:14
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Blast. Blast away.

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01:14:36:12
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] So sending messages to all of his friends.

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01:14:40:20
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Friends.

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01:14:41:15
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Boom, boom, boom!

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01:14:42:17
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Boom, boom! Boom!

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01:14:45:15
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Someone I'm sure will get back to us hopefully some point soon Let's download all
these.

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01:14:50:10
[Dialogue List]

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[Max] More pictures to search.

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01:14:51:19
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Okay, here's our guy.

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01:14:53:05
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Does that shirt say Salinas? It does. Which is where he says he's from, right.

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01:14:55:14
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Oh, okay. This guy is real and may have grown up in Salinas. Here we go. Boom,
new pic.

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01:15:04:05
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Here we go. Oh!

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01:15:05:17
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Oh! We've got a picture!

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01:15:06:22
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Emma Leigh. What is this?

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01:15:08:22
[Dialogue List]
[Max] We, we got a hit. Oh, boy.

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01:15:10:19
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] It's him!

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01:15:11:14
[Dialogue List]

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[Max] Who is he? Who is this guy? Dom. Look, look, Dom is tagged.

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01:15:15:03
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Dom.

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01:15:15:14
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Who's Dom? Uh-oh, it looks like we've got a Twitter account for him.

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01:15:19:01
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Is this him? Yeah!

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01:15:19:23
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Yeah! Dom!

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01:15:21:20
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Dom, Dom, Dom, Dom!

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01:15:23:19
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Dom! Domi Hilfiger. He's Domi Hilfiger. And the other guy is Sammy Hilfigerr on
Instagram. This guy is copying his...

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01:15:33:22
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Yeah.

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01:15:34:16
[Dialogue List]
[Max] There we got a name!

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01:15:35:18
[Dialogue List]

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[Nev] Boom!

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01:15:36:11
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Dominic F(bleep). Is that for real?

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01:15:39:06
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Let's look that up. Let's see. Oh, there he is. That's that picture.

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01:15:40:20
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Oh, is that him? That's him! That's the picture! We found him! Look, he's from
Salinas.

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01:15:46:06
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Look he's got over a thousand friends.

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01:15:47:12
[Dialogue List]
[Max] That's real.

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01:15:48:04
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Yeah. I think it's pretty clear now that the guy in the pictures is Dom. But he
obviously is not the one talking to Kailani.

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01:15:55:19
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Well, it's obvious to us.

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01:15:57:04
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] I'm going to send him a message. Would love if you could video chat. Let me
know. All right, I just sent a message to Dominic. Now let's go back and do a little phone
search.

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01:16:10:11
[Dialogue List]
[Max] All right, this is the only piece of evidence we really have for Sam, right?

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01:16:14:03
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Yeah, this is giving is a result. One match.

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01:16:17:22
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Ah. It says it's a mobile number in Salinas. But I don't know how we find this guy.
The one thing we haven't done is looked the names of Sam's parents.

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01:16:26:04
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] That's true.

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01:16:27:18
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Ariel Devecchio and Michael Angelo.

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01:16:30:00
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Right. Ariel Devecchio. No results. Weird. Okay, so that could just be a made up
name. I think this is a dead end. So let's go back to his page.

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01:16:43:04
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Oh!

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01:16:44:04
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Who is this? Monterey. Hello?

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01:16:47:16
[Dialogue List]
[Adriana] Hi, this is Adriana.

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01:16:49:11
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Adriana, hello, hi. We are calling because you're one of, uh, fifteen friends of Sam
Devecchio on Facebook. And we were just curious how you guys know each other.

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01:17:00:11
[Dialogue List]
[Adriana] He, uh, supposedly met my friend in San Francisco at an event called Pride.

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01:17:05:14
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Okay.

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01:17:06:05
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Yeah, okay.

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01:17:06:20
[Dialogue List]
[Adriana] We, uh, DM'd each other, got to know him a bit.

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01:17:09:18
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Was he flirting with you?

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01:17:10:23
[Dialogue List]
[Adriana] Yeah, he was actually trying to get with me. And just recently I went to
Monterey and I told him I was going to go meet him and then he ended up not showing
up. And...

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01:17:20:15
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Classic.

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01:17:21:12

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[Dialogue List]
[Adriana] I just kept blowing his phone up saying where, where are you? An hour and a
half later he text me saying sorry just fell asleep. But, why would you do that if you know
someone's coming to meet you?

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01:17:32:23
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Right well, he, you know, he's lying. Obviously.

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01:17:36:01
[Dialogue List]
[Adriana] Yeah.

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01:17:36:20
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] All right, well, we're not sure exactly who he is, but we know he's not the guy he
says he is. So just, you know, be careful and if you, if he tries to contact you I think you
should, you'd be best to just ignore him.

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01:17:48:06
[Dialogue List]
[Adriana] All right, thank you.

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01:17:49:13
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Bye.

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01:17:50:05
[Dialogue List]
[Adriana] All right, bye.

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01:17:51:14
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] So he's doing this with lots of girls. I think Kailani could probably deal with the
reality that he's not the Abercrombie model in the pictures. But if he really loved her and
really cared about her and was real about everything he's been saying, she'd at least
have the validation that like she matters and she's important to him. But now it sounds
like she's not even that important to him.

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01:18:14:21
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Oh! Who's this, who's this, who's this?

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01:18:16:13
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Salinas.

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01:18:17:22
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Who could this be?

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01:18:19:06
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Hello?

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01:18:20:08
[Dialogue List]
[Dom] Hello, this is Dom.

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01:18:21:11
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Yo, can, can, uh, can we turn this into a Facetime?

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01:18:25:21
[Dialogue List]
[Dom] Uh, I would, but I'm on my back to my place and I can make it in like five minutes.

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01:18:30:05
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Great.

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01:18:30:22
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] We'll call you in a few minutes.

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01:18:31:18
[Dialogue List]
[Dom] Okay.

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01:18:32:06
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] All right, so look, why don't we head... To Kailani and then make it, yeah.

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01:18:36:03
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Let's do it right now so that, yes, yes, brilliant. Brilliant. So, we'll be at Kailani's.

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01:18:40:23
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Right.

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01:18:41:10
[Dialogue List]
[Max] And they'll, and they'll talk.

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01:18:42:08
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] And they can talk. Yeah.

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01:18:44:17
[Dialogue List]
TITLE SCREEN AND PRODUCTION INFORMATION BEFORE ACT THREE.

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01:18:59:06
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Hey!

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01:18:59:23
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] Hi.

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[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Hello. All right. Good to see you.

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01:19:02:08
[Dialogue List]
[Max] How are you feeling today?

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01:19:03:13
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] So much better.

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01:19:04:11
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Have you spoken to Sam?

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01:19:05:19
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] No, I haven't

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01:19:06:21
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] I mean after our call yesterday you'd think he would have had something to say.

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01:19:10:08
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] Right. I texted him. And he never texted back.

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01:19:13:07
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Well, he's busy. It's a really busy time. He's, he has his finals.

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01:19:15:08
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] He's got his finals.

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01:19:17:06
[Dialogue List]

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[Max] He's got a lot going on.

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01:19:18:06
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Yeah.

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01:19:18:18
[Dialogue List]
[Max] We have been busy.

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01:19:19:21
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Oh, yeah.

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01:19:20:07
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] Oh, yeah?

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01:19:20:17
[Dialogue List]
[Max] We did some investigation. We should go over everything we found.

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01:19:24:03
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] Okay.

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01:19:24:15
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Okay?

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01:19:25:03
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Why don't we go sit down over here. All right.

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01:19:30:19
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Ugh.

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01:19:32:07
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] The first thing we did was we downloaded all these pictures that you sent. And we
image searched them. Nothing. Then we went to his Facebook page and start image
searching these photos. And we finally got a hit. Dominic Fratangelo. And look what he
goes by.

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01:19:48:07
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] Domi Hilfiger.

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01:19:49:23
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] What does Sam go by?

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01:19:51:10
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] Sammy Hilfigerr.

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01:19:52:17
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] We went and found his Facebook page. From Salinas.

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01:19:56:04
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] Which is pretty close to Monterey.

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01:19:58:12
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Right.

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01:19:58:16
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Right.

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[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] So... You think Sam is like literally copying everything that this guy's doing?

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01:20:05:20
[Dialogue List]
[Max] That looks to be what's happening.

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01:20:09:19
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] Okay, that's really creepy. That's like super creepy.

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01:20:16:18
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] One other thing. We also reached out to Dom. He can probably video chat with us
now. So if you want, we can call Dom, the guy in the pictures and see if he knows
anything about this impostor.

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01:20:30:15
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] Okay.

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01:20:31:10
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] All right, so let's get Dom on.

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01:20:36:05
[Dialogue List]
[Dom] Hey.

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01:20:37:01
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Hey, Dom.

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01:20:38:04
[Dialogue List]
[Dom] How are you doing?

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01:20:39:08
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] What's up, man? How, how are you?

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01:20:40:20
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[Dom] Yeah, doing good.

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01:20:41:20
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[Nev] This is Kailani.

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01:20:43:18
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[Dom] Hey.

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01:20:45:04
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[Kailani] Hey.

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01:20:47:00
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] So for the last year, Kailani and even before that her friend Melvin was talking to
this guy named Sam, who's been using your photos and a lot of information and then,
and sort of details about your life.

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01:21:02:13
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[Dom] That's... Creepy.

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01:21:05:00
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] You don't know anybody that is like weirdly obsessed with you or has a big crush
on you forever that would like want to pretend to be you?

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01:21:12:11
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[Dom] Actually, I got a direct message on Instagram from some obviously fake profile. It
was like, you know, there's like fake usernames, no pictures on their page. And they
wanted me to kind of send like a verification photo of myself to prove that the person
that this girl was talking to wasn't the real me. It seemed suspicious. I was trying to tell
them like, you can just look at my page. Obviously I'm the real me. I'm not hiding
anything. But, they really wanted me to take a picture of sign I think with like some kind
of name on it. And, I, I did send it.

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01:21:38:11
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Do, do you remember the name?

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01:21:40:04
[Dialogue List]
[Dom] I want to say it was like (bleep).

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01:21:41:23
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] That's my last name.

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01:21:42:18
[Dialogue List]
[Dom] Oh, really?

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01:21:43:17
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Whoa. That could have been Sam.

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01:21:47:18
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Well, be on the alert that someone's using your pictures.

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01:21:50:22
[Dialogue List]
[Dom] Will do.

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01:21:51:22
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[Max] Thank you for talking to us.

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01:21:53:19
[Dialogue List]
[Dom] Yeah, I'm, I'm sorry about all that. That's really unfortunate. I hope that you guys
figure it out and good luck with your guys' investigation.

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01:21:59:19
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[Nev] All right, thanks Dom.

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01:22:00:12
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] Thank you.

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01:22:01:17
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[Max] Thanks, Dom.

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01:22:02:07
[Dialogue List]
[Dom] You got it.

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01:22:06:10
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] All right. I don't, I don't know what to say.

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01:22:10:20
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] How was it talking to Dom just now? I mean, was that kind of, it was kind of a
Facetime you've been waiting for for a long time. Was it weird hearing someone else's
voice coming out of that face?

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01:22:20:18
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[Kailani] A little bit.

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01:22:21:22
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] It sucks.

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01:22:22:23
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] Yeah, it really does. I want to know who the hell I've been talking to this whole
time. Like I don't know anything at all.

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01:22:32:02
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Let's just finish showing you kind of everything we found. Sam's only got fifteen
friends on Facebook. We messaged everyone. One of them was this girl, Adriana from
Stockton, California. And, she called us back. I said to her, I was like, hey, we're making
an episode. What do you know about Sam?

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01:22:48:18
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[Kailani] Mm-hmm.

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01:22:49:09
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] She said, oh, he hit me up and he was flirting with me. And then I went up to
Monterey. And when I got up there, his, he wasn't answering my phone calls. He wasn't
answering my text messages. And finally he wrote me and said, oh, sorry I fell asleep.
But the point of that is that he was talking to some other girl, giving her the same sort of
story while he's talking to you.

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01:23:14:11
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[Kailani] Wow. I don't even know what to say about that.

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01:23:18:14
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[Max] What was alarming to me was not that he wasn't the guy in the pictures. I already
knew that. But what bugs me is that like he's confessing his love to you. He's essentially
saying he's going to be there when you break up with your husband. And meanwhile
he's also talking to other girls.

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01:23:35:21
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] It is really f(bleep)ed up. It's just one person lying to me every day to another
sp, another person's been lying to me every day. You know? But yet they both said they
loved me. My husband never apologized to me let alone did he tell me why he did
anything.

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01:23:56:12
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[Max] He never apologized to you?

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01:23:58:06
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] No. So, I would really appreciate an apology from him. Like, I'm going to cry.

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01:24:13:13
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01:24:20:12
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] (Sighs). So, I think we should call Sam and let him know that you now are aware
of the fact that Dom is the real person in the photos. And if he really does care about
you, this would be his only and last opportunity to actually show you that.

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01:24:38:21
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] Okay.

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01:24:39:22
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] All right, let's see how this goes.

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01:24:42:11
[Dialogue List]
[VoiceRecording] You have reached the voicemail box of 831 (bleep).

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[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Hey, Sam, it's Nev again. Some things have changed and we'd love to talk again
and give you an opportunity to maybe meet up with us and explain some things. Just,
uh, try to get back to us, thanks.

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01:25:00:17
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Geez. Did he already ditch that number? Well, look, we will await his response.
It's really the only thing we can do at this point.

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01:25:12:11
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[Kailani] Okay.

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01:25:13:18
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] All right. Okay, give me a hug. You'll be okay. All right, bye.

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01:25:28:11
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] Bye.

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01:25:33:00
[Dialogue List]
[Max] What really sucks is that this guy knew what she was going through.

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01:25:36:06
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Yeah.

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01:25:36:22
[Dialogue List]
[Max] He knew that she was going through this tough time with her husband and, and
yet he was doing the same thing to her.

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01:25:43:19
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Yeah.

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01:25:44:11
[Dialogue List]
[Max] How do you explain that?

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01:25:46:11
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] It's messed up.

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01:25:47:12
[Dialogue List]
[Max] It's cruel.

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01:25:53:23
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Today was not a great day for Kailani. As hard as she was trying I think to hold in
her sadness and disappointment. You could totally see it on her face. This is the sort of
the part of the job that I kind of hate. Hopefully we'll find some positive resolution to this,
see if Sam gets back to us. Either way we're going to track this, we're going to track this
guy down.

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01:26:24:17
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Let's go check in on Kailani, see how she's doing. Oh!

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01:26:32:06
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Oh! What, what, what?

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01:26:32:16
[Dialogue List]
[Max] We're get, we're getting, where's the phone?

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01:26:35:06
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Oh, it's Kailani Hello?

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01:26:37:05
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] Sam just called me. He told me he was on his way. He...

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01:26:39:23
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] On...

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01:26:40:09
[Dialogue List]
[Max] On his way to where?

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01:26:41:16
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] He took an Uber and he's driving towards my house.

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01:26:44:11
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Jesus.

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01:26:45:15
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Uh... Okay, well we're just leaving the hotel. So we'll just get over there quickly.

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01:26:49:14
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[Kailani] I, I really don't want to meet him alone.

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01:26:51:04
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] No, no, no, we'll be there soon.

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01:26:52:12
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[Kailani] Okay.

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[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Bye. Whoa. All of a sudden, he's Ubering?

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01:26:55:00
[Dialogue List]
[Max] That's weird, that's weird.

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01:26:56:15
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] We better get their fast then. Uh, I...

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01:26:57:23
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Yeah, I mean he's on his way there.

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01:26:59:13
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] If he gets there before us, we could be in big trouble. I wish we had a siren.

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01:27:02:16
[Dialogue List]
[Max] I know, we need a catfish siren.

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01:27:03:15
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Put up on the roof. All right, we got here pretty quick.

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01:27:16:07
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Kailani, is he here?

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01:27:17:15
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] No.

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01:27:18:10
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[Max] Okay. Good.

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01:27:19:11
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] Oh, my God, you scared me.

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01:27:20:18
[Dialogue List]
[Max] We thought maybe he would get here before us. How are you doing?

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01:27:22:17
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] Okay, so... Oh, my God, like I'm really nervous now.

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01:27:25:13
[Dialogue List]
[Max] So what, what did he say?

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01:27:27:02
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] He said I'm on my way. I'm taking an Uber to come see you. I'm driving to your
house right now.

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01:27:30:10
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] An Uber from where?

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01:27:31:00
[Dialogue List]
[Max] From where?

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01:27:31:21
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] He didn't tell me where he was coming from.

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01:27:33:01
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[Nev] Just I'm in an Uber.

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01:27:33:23
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] He's like I'm in an Uber.

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01:27:34:20
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Okay, so wait, hold on a second. Let's sit down and, and go over this. Like were
you like what???

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01:27:38:22
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] Yeah. I mean, I was shell shocked. I told him I talked to Dominic.

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01:27:42:21
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Whoa.

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01:27:43:09
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] And he was just like okay. Like he, he didn't care.

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01:27:46:00
[Dialogue List]
[Max] He wasn't trying to explain or say I really have feelings for you or anything like
that?

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01:27:50:08
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] No, just that he wants to see me and he's on his way.

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01:27:52:17
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Well that's alarming. If he was being a dick and being aggressive, and wasn't
apologizing, just like I'm on my way to see you, I know where you live, like that's not
good.

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01:28:03:04
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] It's a little creepy.

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01:28:04:04
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Yeah.

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01:28:04:16
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Yeah.

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01:28:05:14
[Dialogue List]
[Max] We don't know anything about this guy.

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01:28:06:20
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] I know. Right.

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01:28:07:22
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Seriously, this is scary. You, he knows you're address because you've sent him...

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01:28:12:19
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] He's sent me letters and things in the mail.

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01:28:13:18
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Right.

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01:28:14:08
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Right. You want to go outside?

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01:28:16:22
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Yeah.

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01:28:18:15
[Dialogue List]
[Max] It's just frightening that he knows where you live.

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01:28:22:16
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] I'm just going to look and see if anyone's coming down the street. It's been a few
minutes.

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01:28:34:10
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Oh, wait, here's an Uber, guys.

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01:28:37:16
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Is that an Uber?

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01:28:38:16
[Dialogue List]
[Max] That is an Uber. And it's stopping. I think this is him, guys. Someone's getting out.
Sam?

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01:28:54:04
[Dialogue List]
TITLE SCREEN AND PRODUCTION INFORMATION BEFORE ACT FIVE.

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01:28:58:04
[Dialogue List]
[Max] I think this is him. Sam?

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01:29:06:23
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] Yeah.

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01:29:09:13
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Do you know this person?

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01:29:11:09
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] No.

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01:29:12:14
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Who are you?

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01:29:13:23
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] I'm Sam.

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01:29:14:22
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Yeah, okay. And where are you from?

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01:29:19:10
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] Monterey.

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01:29:20:03
[Dialogue List]
[Max] You are from Monterey.

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01:29:20:19
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] Yeah.

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01:29:21:13
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Okay. How old are you?

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01:29:25:05
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] I'm nineteen.

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01:29:27:06
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] So that stuff was true.

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01:29:29:04
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] Yeah.

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01:29:30:01
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Did you go to school with Dom?

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01:29:31:12
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] No.

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01:29:32:06
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Do you know him?

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01:29:33:04
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] Yeah, I've been around him through mutual friends.

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01:29:35:10
[Dialogue List]
[Max] But you've never actually met him.

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01:29:36:23
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] Nah.

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[Dialogue List]
[Max] And how long have you been pretending to be him?

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01:29:42:16
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] Pretty much just a year.

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01:29:43:16
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Just a year?

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01:29:44:13
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] Yeah.

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01:29:45:05
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] So what that you told me is true?

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01:29:47:10
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] Pretty much basically everything. Just I'm not the person in the pictures.

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01:29:53:12
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Why don't you kind of just tell us your side of this? And just kind of take, take us
back and kind of explain how this happened, how you guys met.

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01:30:04:03
[Dialogue List]
[Max] How you started the profile.

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01:30:07:07
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] I mean, this isn't an excuse, but like in high school, I got made fun of a lot.
Because I have feminine features. So I wanted to know like if I was different, more
manly looking and everything, like how would people accept me differently?

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01:30:28:01
[Dialogue List]
[Max] What was your intention with Kailani?

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01:30:30:12
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] Uh... I never actually thought it would get that far.

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01:30:35:11
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] You know what she was going through with a guy who had lied to her and led her
on and deceived her. And sort of put her through hell.

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01:30:44:23
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] Yeah.

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01:30:45:14
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] And while yes, you were there and supportive, you knew that eventually she
would find out and that it would only hurt her even more.

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01:30:55:11
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] And that's why like I couldn't really tell her, you know? Like I didn't, I didn't know
how to tell you on top of everything else that she's been going through.

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01:31:04:21
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] You've been leading me on this whole time.

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01:31:06:11
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] No, I actually got really strong feelings for you.

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01:31:09:20
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[Nev] What about Adriana? Have you got real feelings for her also?

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01:31:13:05
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] Adriana wasn't anything compared to how I talk to Kailani.

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01:31:17:05
[Dialogue List]
[Max] And what about Melvin?

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01:31:18:19
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] I was just sort of like testing I guess the waters. But, I, I don't, I don't do that.

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01:31:25:17
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Have you ever had a relationship with a man?

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01:31:27:10
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] No. I never meant to hurt you. Because I really do care about you. I really do. I do
love you.

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01:31:40:00
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] It's really hard for me to believe that when you were telling Adriana that you
cared about her as well.

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01:31:45:13
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] But, I cared about her as like a friend, like I don't even know her that well and
like...

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01:31:51:05
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] I mean, you don't even know her in person either.

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01:31:53:08
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] Yeah. But like I don't have feelings for her like that.

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01:32:03:08
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] I'm going to go inside with Kailani for a second and chat, sort of check in.

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01:32:07:05
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Okay.

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01:32:09:09
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Give you a second also to like, because I know this is a lot. So let's just take two
seconds, sort of reset. Do you want to stand out here just hang for a second?

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[Dialogue List]
[Max] Sure, yeah, yeah.

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01:32:19:10
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] All right. All right, we'll be, we'll just give us a minute. Do you want to sit here?

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01:32:26:20
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] Yeah.

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01:32:29:02
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] All right... It's a little confusing. He's been telling these lies and avoiding this issue
for so long. He's just not comfortable s, at saying what's true.

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01:32:42:12
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] He knew what I was going through but yet he couldn't just tell me.

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01:32:45:07
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Right.

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01:32:45:21
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] But when I called him going through my divorce, he continued to make me
believe that that was him.

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01:32:50:08
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] That's messed up that he kept lying.

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01:33:00:23
[Dialogue List]
[Max] How are you doing?

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01:33:01:13
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] Scared. Scared because I know I hurt her. (Crying).

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01:33:09:22
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Do you really love her?

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01:33:11:19
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] (Crying). Yeah. I never wanted to hurt her, even though I knew what I was doing
was wrong. And like...

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01:33:27:15
[Dialogue List]
[Max] So I think the best thing to do now is to go our separate ways, process this and
then meet up tomorrow. Is that cool?

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01:33:34:05
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[Sam] Yeah.

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01:33:34:17
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Yeah. Good to meet you. Appreciate it.

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01:33:37:01
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[Sam] Nice to meet you too. Phew.

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01:33:47:16
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01:33:52:22
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Hey, Sam, how are you doing?

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01:33:54:12
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] There's a lot of things that I didn't get to say yesterday. I'd like to talk to you and
Max alone.

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01:34:00:20
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Text us where you're at and we'll head over there.

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01:34:02:23
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] All right.

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01:34:05:00
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Well, it looks like the park is up here on the right.

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01:34:08:00
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[Max] Is that him?

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01:34:09:00
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Uh...

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01:34:09:23
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Yeah. That's Sam. Are you ready? Sam.

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01:34:21:11
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] What's up?

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01:34:22:20
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] Hi.

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01:34:26:11
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] What's up? All right.

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01:34:28:08
[Dialogue List]
[Max] All right. Out with it. What's up/

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01:34:30:04
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] All right, well, I just want to start off by saying, uh, I'm really nervous, but my
name is Sam. Uh, but, my birth name is Samantha. Uh, I'm going through the process to
turn into a male. But my family doesn't know. Uh, because they wouldn't accept it.
Everybody sort of knew that I was always more manly than a female should be. Ever
since I was little, I'd rather be playing sports than wearing makeup and doing all this
other girlie stuff. My mom, she wanted me to be really girlie. She would say, I have a
daughter, not a son. And I didn't tell Kailani because I like sort of wanted to protect
myself.

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[Dialogue List]
[Nev] That's a big thing to say and we appreciate you saying it.

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01:35:28:02
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Yeah. Thank you for being open, yeah, and sharing that.

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01:35:33:21
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] I did create the profile like to test waters and stuff. Um, just wanted to know if that
was something I really wanted, to be a male. And then Kailani came around and she
made me feel accepted that I could be me, even though she didn't know who I actually
was. I never really meant to hurt her or anything. She wasn't an experiment. Like she
was not at all. My feelings for her are strong and they're real.

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01:36:03:17
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Is this the first person you've been in love with?

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01:36:07:14
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] Yeah. So...

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01:36:12:10
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Well, I think Kailani needs to know. If you want we could head over there all of us
and do that.

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01:36:21:04
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] Yeah.

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01:36:23:10
[Dialogue List]
[Max] You want to jump in our car?

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01:36:24:23
[Dialogue List]

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[Nev] Yeah, you can ride with us.

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01:36:29:16
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] I'm just scared how Kailani's going to take it.

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01:36:34:07
[Dialogue List]
TITLE SCREEN AND PRODUCTION INFORMATION BEFORE ACT SEVEN.

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01:36:37:18
[Dialogue List]
[Max] All right, here we are.

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01:36:42:10
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] I'm just really nervous.

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01:36:44:05
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] We're, we've got your back.

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01:36:45:23
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] All right. Game time.

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01:36:52:23
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Hey.

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01:36:53:23
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] HI. Come in.

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01:36:56:09
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Okay... Here we are.

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01:36:59:17
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Sam has something he wants to tell you.

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01:37:08:01
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] Uh, I was not born a male. Uh, I'm transitioning. But I do go by Sam. And I
identify as a male. I was not comfortable at all to tell you yesterday.

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01:37:31:23
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] I don't know what to say. I mean...

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01:37:36:01
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] I have never lied like this in my life. It bothered me every day.

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01:37:42:13
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] I'm just like upset that you let it get to the point where we have feelings for each
other. You should have just been yourself because I would have accepted you for you,
either way.

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01:37:53:17
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] I know.

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01:37:55:22
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] It's easy to, to say like you could have just been honest with me. But, it's not like
Sam is open about this with even his family. I mean, this is all new for him. He's just
now beginning to get comfortable revealing that.

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01:38:11:22
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] I just didn't, phew, know how to tell you.

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01:38:23:10
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] I'm not mad at you. I don't want you not in my life. But I might need some
space. But I do want to be your friend.

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01:38:32:23
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] That was my biggest fear. Losing you.

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01:38:36:03
[Dialogue List]
[Max] On a fundamental level, you guys really helped each other through a bad
marriage, transitioning. And that is kind of what's most important here from the outside.

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01:38:49:15
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] Well, I'm glad I was able to help you. And I appreciate more than anything you
being there.

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01:38:56:06
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] All right, so look, I think you've now aired this out. You've said what you need to
say.

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01:39:00:23
[Dialogue List]
[Max] I think that's a good place to leave it for now.

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01:39:04:06
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] I got a lot of questions answered. I feel a lot better about everything.

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01:39:08:05
[Dialogue List]
[Max] How do you feel Sam?

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01:39:09:09

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[Dialogue List]
[Sam] I'm just glad I told her. Thanks to you guys. That's the only way I know I could do
it.

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01:39:16:16
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] All right. Good luck with everything.

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01:39:19:04
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] You can text me.

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01:39:32:01
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Hey!

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01:39:32:14
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Kailani!

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01:39:33:11
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] Hey.

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01:39:34:03
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] How is everything?

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01:39:35:04
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] Everything's good.

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01:39:36:03
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Are you talking to Sam at all?

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01:39:39:01

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[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] Not really. I'm glad that I got to see who it was. It's just I want to move forward.

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01:39:45:12
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Have you met anybody?

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01:39:46:18
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] I have a boyfriend. He works for UPS.

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01:39:49:04
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Does he handle you with care?

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01:39:50:18
[Dialogue List]
[ALL] (Laugh).

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01:39:52:04
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] Yeah, he does.

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01:39:52:23
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Good.

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01:39:53:20
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Are you already married to him?

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01:39:55:07
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] I'm, I'm in no rush.

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01:39:57:13
[Dialogue List]

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[Nev] So you just stick to ground? No, no priority overnight.

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01:40:00:00
[Dialogue List]
[Max] (Laughs).

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01:40:04:07
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] All right, well look, it's nice to hear from you. Happy that you're doing well.

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01:40:07:21
[Dialogue List]
[Kailani] Thank you.

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01:40:08:22
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Bye. Yo!

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01:40:11:14
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Sam.

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01:40:12:12
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] What's been going on since we saw you last?

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01:40:14:11
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] I've just been focusing on me. I want to take, uh, EMT paramedic classes for
sure.

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01:40:19:18
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Wow.

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01:40:20:13
[Dialogue List]

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[Sam] I have been slowly coming out to some friends. That was a really big step for me.

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01:40:25:23
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Congratulations.

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01:40:27:02
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] And I'm excited for the future.

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01:40:28:14
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Maybe next time speak it'll be because you're resuscitating me in the back of an
ambulance.

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01:40:34:07
[Dialogue List]
[Sam] Definitely will totally save your guys's life.

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01:40:36:14
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Good luck, Sam.

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01:40:37:19
[Dialogue List]
[Sam Bye.

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01:40:39:20
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] To learn more about being trans and how to support trans people, head to
trans.lookdifferent.org.

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01:40:48:10
[Dialogue List]
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01:40:50:22

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[Dialogue List]
[Nev] I received a text message from someone telling me he girl I love might not be who
she says she is.

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01:40:57:18
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Who's this someone? We've got a hit.

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01:40:59:00
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Whoa. This is a spoofed number. Time out.

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01:41:02:11
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Wait a minute.

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01:41:03:17
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] We've never had a case like this.

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01:41:06:03
[Dialogue List]
[Man2] My heart's racing.

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01:41:08:14
[Dialogue List]
[Woman2] Ah...

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01:41:09:12
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Don't be nervous.

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01:41:11:08
[Dialogue List]
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01:41:14:03

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[Dialogue List]
[Nev] I'm going to transition into a cooking show. Today we're making vegan banana ice
cream. So we chopped up some bananas. And we froze them.

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01:41:24:19
[Dialogue List]
[Cameraman] One capful of vanilla extract.

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01:41:26:16
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Right.

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01:41:27:05
[Dialogue List]
[Cameraman] Three tablespoons of coconut milk.

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01:41:29:12
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] All right. We'll shake it up. Is that enough you think?

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01:41:34:09
[Dialogue List]
[Cameraman] I don't know.

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01:41:34:20
[Dialogue List]
[Nev] Ooph. Look how beautiful that is. Here you go, Max.

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01:41:39:02
[Dialogue List]
[Max] Wow. That's amazing. I think you've got a show here.

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