Standard Soul Relinquishment Contract

I, ____________________ being of sound body and mind, do hereby approve and affirm the transfer of my soul, to be defined for the purposes
of this agreement as the immaterial essence, animating principle, or actuating cause of an individual life, in my possession and or attributed or otherwise affixed to my being to another party for
reimbursement through monetary, physical, metaphysical, and/or supernatural compensation and do furthermore solemnly swear to and do hereby and forever agree to the following terms and stipulations:

I. I will in no way, shape or form ever attempt to cause the undersigned beneficiary and or any of the undersigned beneficiary's associates and or liaisons any molestation of any kind and
furthermore any mental trepidation that would cause damage that could be reputed under normal circumstances as irreparable harm.

II. I will in no way, shape or form ever attempt to appeal the conditions and stipulations of this contract to what would be considered a higher authority and or power over the realm of
Heaven, and or the realm of Hell, and or the realm of Earth, and or the United States Government, and or the Kingdom of Madness, and or any other realm, plane, dimension or other
unspecified construct of existence or celestial body within the confines of this or any other Universe.

III. I will in no way, shape or form ever attempt to contact what would be considered a higher authority and or power over the realm of Heaven, and or the realm of Hell, and or the realm
of Earth, and or the United States Government, and or the Kingdom of Madness, and or any other realm, plane, dimension or other unspecified construct of existence or celestial body within the
confines of this or any other Universe, for the purpose of reprisal of any previous possessions lost to the undersigned beneficiary and or any of said beneficiary's associates and or liaisons under
the stipulations of this contract.

IV. I will in no way, shape or form ever attempt any retribution and or hostile actions and or associations against the undersigned beneficiary and or any of said beneficiary's associates and or
liaisons.

V. I will in no way, shape or form ever discuss with any parties, (Other than the undersigned beneficiary, and or any of the said beneficiary's associates and or liaisons), any of the stipulations
contained within, and furthermore the existence of this contract without the expressed written or verbal consent of the beneficiary made of his/her own free will and under no duress, charm,
enchantment, or coercion.

VI. I will now and forever surrender all legal rights, and furthermore all rights given by birth, to my soul to the undersigned beneficiary.

In attaching my signature to this document I do not automatically acknowledge the existence of the human soul as defined above. Nor does it attest to or preclude the signing party’s
observance as principium any deity, belief system, church, religion, sect, spirituality, contemporary or ancient mythology of any fashion. It does, however, state that should such an emanation exist it is no
longer my property. Should the Judeo-Christian tenet which asserts the existence of a eternal paradise, referred to as heaven, and a realm of the eternally damned, heretofore referred to as hell, prove to be
indubitable I thoroughly and without exaggeration or hesitation understand and accept that entrance into either unknown may be hindered to an unknown degree. If some other hereafter should require said
emanation it has been satisfactorily explained that all interest accumulated during my ownership has been transferred with my signature.

The conditions of transaction include the transference of _________________________________ (compensation) from the buyer, one Geoffrey Michael Latham (AKA Moose, AKA The Beneficiary)
to the Seller or Relinquishing Party (Whose signatures of the transacting parties on the bottom of this document.)

I understand that by signing this contract I am agreeing to the stipulations contained herein. I also understand that if I am under any mental and or physical duress during the process of
signing this document it will be considered valid. I also understand that if I nave neglected to read the stipulations contained within this contract I still must abide by them if I have signed this document. I
also understand that if I am in any way, shape or form fooled and or tricked into signing this contract I still must abide by the stipulations contained herein. Also I understand that if I am under the legal
age of consent, my signature will remain valid until I reach the legal age of consent and this contract will, at that time, become valid. If I should die before I reach the legal age of consent, this contract will
become valid at such time as you would have reached the legal age of consent. Any forgery or misrepresented or partial signature or symbol will be considered valid as signers’ signature. I give the beneficiary
full power to do whatever they will with my soul at their pleasure, including but not limiting, to rule, to send, to fetch, to carry, to recreate, to imprison, to destroy, to free, to distribute, to copy, to display,
to use, to molest, and/or to otherwise dispose of in a manner not specified. I understand that all articles as defined by the beneficiary that are excluded are to be deemed included. I do hereby forfeit all
legal rights of prosecution against the undersigned beneficiary, and or any of said beneficiary's associates and or liaisons. Ignorance and or willful destruction of this document or of the undersigned will in no
way protect me from the obligations of this contract.

___________________________________________________________________Beneficiary

_____________________________________________________________Relinquishing party

___________________________________________________________(Witness if Applicable)

______________________________Date

I also agree to forfeit all legal rights to any Kool-Aid points that I should acquire in the future by any means to the over-signed beneficiary.