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Kyla Brant
Escort Attitude
Step-By-Step Instructions to LEGALLY Earn $100 a Minute
Copyright 2003 By Kyla Brant All rights reserved. No part of this book may be used or reproduced without prior written permission or the author (except in the case of brief quotations embodied in reviews For information, contact Kyla@escortcoach.com Second edition United States Cataloguing in Publications Data Kyla Brant Escort Attitude: Step-By-Step Instructions to LEGALLY Earn $100 a Minute ISBN 0-9727361-2-3 1. 2. 3. 4. Kyla Brant Escort Call Girl Title
Printed and Bound in the United States A Publication of Lynn Greenburg Publishing Co.
Six months ago, a guy paid me $1600 and got mad when I said the tip DID NOT pay for illegal sex. Two weeks ago, he called the agency and said he wanted to apologize for being such a jerk. This time he paid me $3400. Again, I said no to sex. Hes paid me $5000 so far to do nothing but listen to him bitch and then apologize for being a jerk (most of us do that for free at home!)and I wont be surprised if he calls and asks for me again and offers me $6800 for another chance. Erica, Chicago
Escort Attitude:
Step By Step Instructions to LEGALLY Earn $100 a Minute
Contents Part 1
Youre Gonna Love This Career!
Chapter 1
Ten Reasons to Become an Escort 7
Chapter 2
Keep it Legal 21
Chapter 3
Men Are Stupid When it Comes to Sex 35
Chapter 4
Whats the Catch? 41
Chapter 5
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Part 2:
Chapter 6
Getting Started 57
Chapter 7
Advertising
73
Chapter 8
Bodyguards 89
Chapter 9
Phone Pitch 105
Chapter 10
Bedroom Ditch 127
Chapter 11
Safe Exit Strategies 141
Falsely Accused
149
159
181
191
Chapter One
Ten Reasons to Become an Escort
So you want to be an escort?
Youve heard that the moneys great, the hours are easy and you get to meet some interesting people. Well, guess what? Youre
YOU DO NOT EVER HAVE TO HAVE SEX OR COMMIT ANY CRIME OR DO ANYTHING YOU DONT WANT TO DO.
an
escort,
YOU
make
the
The escort service you work tell you the MINIMUM call, how you to
charge
for
each
handle credit card sales and where to drop off and pick up payments.
But the rest is up to you. Do you want to make $10 in tips per call? $100? $1000? $10,000?
You decide, and Ill show you how to earn it! Whats more, Ill show you how to KEEP your money. Youd be amazed
at how EASY it is to be broke on $1000-a-day addictions earnings. if take boyfriends control of or your
live comfortably now and retire in five years. to stay And Ill show you how NO job is worth
safe.
injury, and you do not have to let a client lay a finger on you gently 8
or otherwise in order to earn the big bucks that will let you buy
brand new cars for cash, pay off all your debts, put a down payment on house and save enough to retire on. a
McDonalds.
a successful escort is for someone to teach you the inside tricks and for you to follow them. And do. Im going to give you the thats what Im going to
information most escorts DONT want you to know (because they worry that 9
if you find out, they wont make any money), and Im also going to give you that the make-serious-money escorts dont advice know
most
themselves. averaging
$1000
$200. (Earning $200 for ten minutes work isnt bad, of course, but
making five times as much is a whole lot better!) But before I get started with the step-by-step advice on how to
become a SUCCESSFUL escort, I want to outline the reasons why this is the best LEGAL job in the world.
Starting on the next page, Im going to give you 10 reasons why you
should become an escort and why Im the person to teach you the
business!
10
population earns.
And most
of them work a LOT harder to bring home that kind of money. 2. Work 10 hours a week I went on about two calls a night. clients minutes hours the 11 My actual time with was a about call. fifteen My ten to
includes on
talking the
client
phone,
commuting back and forth to his hotel AND the time it took to apply make=up and
get dressed. And between calls, I could do anything I wanted. if I signed on with Even my
I was to an I to
dinner, continue
normal
activities between calls. 3. No dress code If you show up for calls in baggy hair, make sweats youre great and not stringy going (and to
tips
maybe
door).
dress up like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman or invest in any special escort outfit.
In fact, most of your clients value want discretion you walking and dont a
through
hotel looking like a hooker. I like Ralph Lauren and Tommy Hilfiger and khakis what and I shirts, wore on
thats
calls. never
This doesnt mean you cant. This just means you dont
have to. 4. No Start-Up Fees If youve ever thought about starting you fees know can your that kill own the business, start-up early
your
Mary Kay cosmetics or pursue an online career, there was always expenses some that out-of-pocket make getting
didnt
right away (it takes time to learn anything, and your high earning with keep skills will you make improve get to
without You
with $100 even if you dont make a penny in tips. escort between call to services $175 the and (Most charge $200 per your
client;
Plus,
any more, you just take your money dont and have a walk to away. worry You about of
unloading
trunk-ful
telephone sales, you know how hard it is to get anyone to listen to you, let alone buy from you. Youve interrupted
their dinner, their sleep or their sex life with a pitch for a vacation rental or
communication surprise
very
receptive.
But the
when
youre
an
escort, the an
customer says
calls he wants
service,
escort and so by the time he hears from you, hes READY! 6. Pre-Paid Fees The customer pays up front by cash or charge card for tips,
EVERYTHING,
including
always guaranteed of getting paid and never have to worry about trying to collect from deadbeat clients. 7. No Boss Theres no one looking over your shoulder, checking your work, keeping track of your time or ordering you to work on your birthday. 16 You dont
have
to
sign to or
up a
months
in
advance vacation
get beg
one-week get a
to
Saturday night off to attend your sisters wedding. work when you want and You how
charge.
what to do.
power position? 8. No Payroll Taxes What you make is what you keep. If you have a $1500
night, you take home $1500. There are NO deductions for federal or state taxes and no Social This dont taxes, to Security doesnt owe but the no take
government ones 17
going
anything paycheck. 9.
out
of
your
you wanted to start and couldnt didnt funds. have because the you
start-up as an
Working
help you pay the rent while the fledgling operation If you make out of
habit
saving a large part of your escort quickly earnings, and you can raise
easily
the funds to launch another career. dont And have to because work you many
taking calls while getting the started. 10. Meet Interesting People Yes, you really can meet as second business
fascinating
characters
better
well, you learn a lot about a person whos negotiating for sexual favors. its funny, some Some of of its
ALWAYS interesting!
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So, now you know WHY you should become an escort. In the next
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Chapter Two
Keep it Legal
There misconceptions
are about
many, the
many escort
business, and Id like to clear up as many as I can about them so that you know exactly what its all
about. First legal of all, an You you escort are are is NOT a a
profession. and
prostitute
NEVER
required to perform sexual services of any kind. This doesnt mean that the men you pay for your services dont
expect sex and it doesnt mean that a lot of escorts dont turn tricks. 21
This
means
that
your
job
as
an
escort does not have to include sex and, in my opinion, should never
include sex. This will also be the opinion held by the better escort services that will hire you you. sign a In fact,
theyll
make
contract
stating that you will not break any laws. Some agencies do this JUST to
guys bedroom, but the best agencies the ones you want to work for if you dont work for yourself
understand and support the views I am going to share with you: LEGAL. STAY
Your
job
is
to
offer
This or
could
include
dirty
otherwise back
or
nothing something
illegal
and
dont
something legal in its place GET OUT! youve Take your money and leave. offered legal If
entertainment
and theyve turned you down, theres nothing you can do. But money! havent dont ever give back the
decide they dont want the services you can legally offer.
can
you on
offer where
depends sex is
illegal
everywhere
except
in
some
parts
of
Ohio
and
means, precisely, varies A LOT. In some places, a kiss can be illegal. In some getting naked -- even if
you dont do anything is against the law. Let the law work for you! tougher the the laws your a you are job guy in is. his offer your You The town are
easier
ALWAYS worth
giving if
moneys legal
entertainment.
you get tipped $100 or $5000 so go for the biggest possible tips! if give count he it wants to the him. legitimate If he And, show,
doesnt, your
your
blessings
(and
earnings) and leave. One wants other thing. show Whether or no, he
the
legal
its
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always
time
to
leave
if
you
feel
threatened in any way. If the guy tries to touch you, if hes angry, if he tells you he has weapons: Your first. GET OUT! must always come
safety
safe in the next chapters. But how long if you youre should ever stay wondering with a
client, know two things: 1. The amount of time is totally up to you. 2. You should never stay longer than it is safe to do so. Guys are usually happier if you stay the whole hour but if they want to fill that hour with sex,
they may change their minds and if you long, feel comfortable But, if staying youre that not,
fine.
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How
long
do
normally
stay
with a client?
not call
the your
service service
report
operator.
price at $1000 and work up or down depending on the reaction I get to the first figure. Its important to
never start too low its easier to come down than go up. The sometimes tipping get negotiations can If
time-consuming.
the guy is willing to tip $500 but has only $200 in his pocket, he may have to go to an ATM machine to get the rest of the cash. WITH HIM!!!! unsafe.) That If (DO NOT GO would for be some
completely
too drunk, for instance ask your bodyguard to take him, and tip your bodyguard trouble). accordingly for his
knows that if the guy withdraws $300 from his ATM, it means an extra $45 to him. and I are Sometimes if my bodyguard both lucky, a guy will
have three bank cards, tap out all three of them, which is $900, for He me and $135 mind drive for my $765
doesnt
taking for
ten-minute
this
money (but Ive gotta tell you, hes gotten PRETTY ANNOYED with guys who took him to the ATM and couldnt get anything out of their accounts. I
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If the guy wants to put a tip on a credit card, you will have to get him to sign a slip and get the amount approved through your service (to make sure he has enough credit left on his card.) split this too. the takes tip up onto a If he has to several cards, time
little
more
Speedy Transactions
Once you get a guy to AGREE to a tip price, or as you want slip to in so get hand you the as will
money quickly
charge
possible,
You dont want the guy to change his mind while youre on hold with your service. Then, of course, you will want to get rid of the money (ideally by 28
handing them to your bodyguard), and then you ask the guy what he wants to do. If he asks me to do something illegal and he usually does I tell him I am NOT a prostitute and will not break the law for him or anyone else. If he wants to know what I WILL do, I tell him what Im comfortable doing. strip For me this includes doing a show while he jerks off or
It does
not include letting him touch me in any way or in my touching him in any sexual way. Some case, I guys do my say OK. and In that do
thing
they
theirs.
And I leave.
If they dont want the show or the back rub, I leave sooner.
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dont
think
stayed an hour. How much do I make? I than $1000. Im not rarely walk I best away with closer less to
$500. My
average tip to
was
$11,000. THAT
going
pretend
It doesnt.
two calls and earn $500 each call, Ive And made the a $1000 for the night. an in
night worth of
included work.
about Add
hours
30
you
could
say
that
on
my
worst
make more than $250,000 a year. Whats more important, is this: YOU CAN DO IT, TOO! A lot of escorts dont like to give rather they away their like an secrets. you hour THINK and Theyd that fuck Some but a
women make
$100
lot more like to pretend that their jobs are harder and Why? harsher than
Because they dont want you to steal their business. They dont
want the competition you to know how easy and how lucrative the
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Well, first, because my escort days are over. You cant take my
clients because I dont have any. Second, I dont believe youll be taking anyones clients. There
are simply too many men willing to pay for escorts for YOU to infringe on anyones turf. The only one who
shouldnt know the secrets of this business are the men. And Im pretty confident youre not going to tell them not at
least until youve earned your first $1 million and retired from the
business. So, lets keep what Ive told you and what Im about to tell you just between us girls. Keep your lips sealed (and your legs closed) and start earning more money than you ever dreamed
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Chapter Three
Men Are Stupid When It Comes to Sex
men
are all
thinking theyre
about
thats
thinking
the planet becomes the village idiot when hes horny. just about Hes willing to do to get laid
anything
including handing over a months pay to a stranger for the possibility of getting some pussy. Theyd have better luck at the animal shelter. But them their 34 logic almost the never and stops
from
trying in
emptying no
wallets
process
theyve been
solicited her for sex. call and girl, wasnt she said, to not
going
break
for him or any man. The woman took her $2500 and
reported back to the escort service office, where she sometimes answers the phones. Shes barely had a
chance to adjust her headphones when the guy shed just ditched at the
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Was he calling to yell at her, demand his money back, threaten to get her fired? Nope, the dope was calling to arrange lost another and date. hes Hes calling just the
$2500,
same service and talking to the same escort again! The escort called me, explained the situation date and said offered she me the to
second
wanted
share her good fortune with me. So I drove to the guys hotel. He five answered, minutes, me we he for talked gave sex, for me and I about $2500, left.
solicited
(I offered him my legal show, same as I offer any client, but he said no) He spent $5000 for NO SEX.
And
didnt to
give fuck
up him
until or he
credit
cards
whichever came first. Is that stupid or what? And there are millions of other guys out there willing to spend
hundreds of thousands of dollars to invite you into their sexual fantasy world even if they have every
Dumb Jackpot
Thats one of the reasons Im willing success horror peers. to with of share you of my secrets much my to of the girl
some
call
the business that guys will stop hiring escorts if they know what
some of us do. 37
Because a lot of guys DO know, and theyll keep trying to hit the sex jackpot no matter what the odds. Poor odds have never stopped
gamblers or addicts as well as a lot of regular folks from spending money opium at den the or race bingo track, parlor, casino, so it
certainly wont keep men from making dumb decisions about sex.
Your
(entirely
possible)
mission, should you decide to accept it, is to help them make those dumb decisions and to collect the pay-out when they do. Ive earned as much as $11,000 on a single my call and, and even after my
paying
service
tipping
minutes.
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Yes.
Is
there
by
any
chance
Yes.
Well?
Keep reading.
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Chapter Four
Whats the Catch?
1. If its really that easy to make $2500 for five minutes work, why isnt every woman doing this?
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Answers:
1. 2.
being a call
money, but leave the business real fast when they discover that not all (make that none) of the men they
encounter look like Richard Gere and some (make that most) get mad when they realize the pretty woman they just hired is not going to deliver what they thought they were going to get. In the escort business, youre going to see a lot of ugly naked
men, some wearing masks and some who smell so bad an entire bottle of
So
fairly
often,
youll
be
negotiating your tip with a fat guy wearing a womans thong or a really fat guy who needs a AAA (or triple X) map to find his thing. If you can stand there with a straight face if you can collect now and cackle later youre on But
minutes or a
without plugging
career worthwhile.
Money Perfume
Advice:
you dont have to DO anything, and envision yourself out the door ten minutes later, breathing fresh air
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and
the
scent
of
hundred-dollar
this
no-sex
youre going to adopt is not going to be very popular with the just paid you. Some whimper. will whine, will a few call will you men who
Some
unfortunately,
force you to have sex. Thats why you must, must MUST bring a bodyguard with you on every call, keep him posted right outside the door until you leave and by your side until youre safely inside your car. well. him. Pay and treat this person
You cant do this job without (Many call girls who DO have
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but no woman who obeys the legal and moral no-sex rule should EVER go on a call alone.)
So now you know the bad stuff I promised to be honest so lets get back to the positive reasons for becoming an escort and how you can become a $1000-a-date girl.
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Chapter Five
Your Ticket to Financial Freedom
If
youre
looking
for
job
with a dental plan, a 401-K plan and paid sick leave, you not ready to be an escort or to launch a business of any sort. But business if as you a treat the not escort as a
business,
hobby or as a way to support a drug habit, you can easily afford your
own health plan and retire in just a few years or use your earnings to
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Before
became
an
escort
service owner, I was a call girl for five years and earned a million
dollars.
businesses. without
American Express card that I pay off in full each month, and all my other bills are paid either on time or
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I eat out a lot because Im not a big fan of cooking, but I spend little money on material goods. dont clothes Guys long even invest I much dont you money have dress and in I in to. as
because care
dont as
how
youre dont
hotel red
managers thigh-high
women gold
boots
halter
tops parading through their lobbies. My dress uniform is pretty casual I dont I also you
preppie casual, but casual. wear dont couldnt department store. jeans wear find of to calls, anything in a the major but
that
sportswear department
salon,
So,
minimal
investment
for
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advantage
of
the
escort
business.
course, the money, but theres one overriding (and overlapping) luxury
FREEDOM
Im convinced that most women
stay in bad relationships, bad jobs, bad neighborhoods they and bad ANYTHING dont Its
because think
dont a
have
(or
they
have)
choice.
hard to leave a marriage, no matter how happy or abusive, if you dont know how youre going to survive on your job, job, 50 own. even if a Its risky to leave a
you
alternatives. impossible to
And refuse
it a
seems bosss
demands for overtime, extra work and maybe even improper advances, if you feel stuck in that position. A job as an escort (despite its popular misconception as a job that makes women subservient to men) is completely liberating. The money
gives you choices to get out of an unhappy school the adore situation, or to spend to more return time Maybe and to with you
people your
you
love.
children
consider
your husband your best friend, but long work hours keep you away from them. minimal As hours an escort, and you you set work the
not to stay home with a sick child or to take a weekend trip with the man in your life. choices that work You can make the best for you
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that money
you to
will
always
earn those
support
once for
you the
get freedom
an an
appreciation
escorts job gives you, you will be on your way to a lifetime of freedom and freedom of choice no matter
escort, you will find it impossible to return a to a regular thing! energy become Your a job. You that And will will
good
creative you to
lifelong as an
entrepreneur.
career
escort may be short, but its effects will be long-range. Youll figure
out ways to make the same amount of money or more in a new business or career. be Youll able to devise take ways to
ALWAYS
vacations
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two things that PREVENT most people from following their dreams are time and money. As an escort, you will
have an excess of both. Use them wisely, and you will lead a life of wealth and happiness. Learn to accumulate time and money. Consider future. FOR you. both investments in your
you start thinking and behaving like a successful person. way you will become And thats the a permanent
success.
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If
you
ANY
book
business see
that to
essential
stories:
attitude.
Thats right!
get rich do so because they have a rich attitude. as an escort you Thats what you get the tips attitude NOW and that big
brings
big
money forever. Spend six months as an expert and start raking in the major bucks, and you can go up against any
corporate giant in the country in the world and match him or her in every matter of negotiation and
innovation. You wont find the Escort Path to Mega-Success being taught in the nations dont be business schools if YET, the but
surprised
topic
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proving the value of this book, the value of Escort Attitude. Keep warnings: this mind, with two
Warning #1:
money
is
addicting. When I
And first
greedy.
started,
$500 a night.
disappointed
away from this kind of money, (even as I write this, I feel the itch to go on a call, just to see if I can make a quick few thousand) but its important that you dont take too
many risks or stay in the business too long. You can make a killing in
if
you
get
physically
hurt
or
your one essential business expense. And knowledge business. put to your use money-earning in the another escort
Consider
Warning #2:
and spend.
to own the business; you dont want it to own you. but remember Enjoy your earnings, to invest in your
future.
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Chapter 6
Getting Started
So youve decided that working as an escort will pay your college tuition bills faster than tutoring
freshmen in political science or that it will pay all your bills with less effort any Now, other that job you you know can you
imagine.
want to become an escort, how do you find a job? First, decide what kind of
Agency or Independent
You
can
work
for
an
escort
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as
an
escort.
Id anyone job
virtually an paid
seek like
agency
training
and many of you will want to remain with escort choose, an agency throughout But are some to help things your you you
career. here
If you work for an agency, you split the amount of money you make on each call. might be $200. A typical call fee Your share will
likely be half -- $100 or slightly more than half. Dont work for an
agency that doesnt pay you at least 50 percent of its service call fee. You earn your share by showing up. You will collect the fee (in
cash or by getting the guy to sign a charge card slip) immediately and
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call
the
service
to
let
them
know
youve completed the transaction. Then you negotiate for your tip (see chapter x for details). collect this share is any your yours of tip to it in cash, (you the If you all of
keep with
dont
agency).
If you collect any part of your tip by credit card, though, the agency will get a percentage, usually 30 to 40 percent. So, if you are working for an agency, call plan the on sharing $100 per a
with
agency
owner
and
A good agency more than earns its share of the service fees in
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advertising, pocket
expense,
especially
youre new to the business. Call-Screening The phone number listed in the Yellow not your of Pages is the This agencys, protects you
your
own. and
privacy taking
relieves or
prank
nuisance
calls.
only those calls that you are likely to close. six-foot blonde If you are a and the
customer is looking for a fivefoot brunette, the agency wont bother you with the call if
theres another escort who is a better physical match. the agency DOES give And if you the
call, the owner will give you a heads-up: 60 The guys looking
for a petite, dark-haired girl. Sounds like hes got a lot of money. Want to try to convince
him hell have more fun with a tall blonde? in the be of Once youve been awhile, handle you this
business able to
might kind
without sales
warning,
strategy can get a significant boost owner. Protection A good agency will be extremely protective work will for be of one an you that (and dont and of from a savvy escort
isnt) part
important
your safety plan. Your agency will have the phone number and address of where you will be going. The agency
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as
soon
as you
you go
arrive in) at
(but your
before
They should also plan to call YOU if they dont hear from you at they regular cant intervals reach and, you, if to
immediately follow through with calls hotel to your bodyguard, desk and, the if
front
Escort police
even when their businesses are perfectly legal, but they must be willing to call the cops on your behalf any time your
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youve
explained
the
no-refund
policy to the client, and hes still demanding his money back, you have can the call owner the agency it and to
explain
him. (Actually, the owner will probably that he remind had the customer been If a sex
already
Im-not-a-whore
your position.
Money is usually the key reason why an escort chooses to work for
herself, but there are other, more important, considerations. If you and your agency share a different 63 philosophy about obeying
the work.
law,
the
relationship
cant
Most agencies ask their escorts to provide legal entertainment only and will ask you to to sign a the If
contract
agreeing
uphold
you wish to stay legal, you want to work for a legal you agency. sign a If an
agency
asks
to
no-sex
clause but verbally insists you have sex with customers, its better you become an independent. If, on the
other hand, you choose to have paid sex, dont work for an agency that seriously forbids it. As soon as
they suspect youre having sex, they will they give can you fewer calls, and if
verify
your
activities,
they will terminate your contract. And never work for an agency
that doesnt make your safety a top priority. If you cant count on the
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agency owner to keep track of your whereabouts, pay someone else to do it. You can find someone to keep a
phone line open when youre on calls a roommate might be happy to earn $10 to stay off the phone or to call you if you dont check in.
Getting a Job
For your first job, at least, Id recommend that you seek out an agency job. Here are some ways to start: The your classified adult ad section of
local
entertainment
publication (those giveaways you see in bars and strip of clubs) your and the
adult
section
daily
newspaper are the easiest places to look. But arent 65 dont stop there if you ads
successful!
Classified
are for
rarely ANY
the
best
place
to
look
job
because
positions
often get filled before the ads run. Heres how you can fill one of them: Call your Pages more area. of the escort with agencies the in
Start
Yellow
your
phone
book
(bigger, will
established
agencies
advertise there) and tell the person who answers that you would like to work as an escort. If theyre not
hiring, ask if they know someone who might be. And ask to leave your
name and phone number in case their needs change. Then keep calling! Note,
though, that it is common for escort agencies to post several ads in the phone book (or other publication)
and to use different phone numbers for each (to fool customers) so you
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may
end
up
talking
to
the
same
If
you
have
computer
and
Internet access, you can also look for jobs online. Check out sites
You can look for escort (and other adult location. in the entertainment jobs) by
search
available. You may see out-of-town listings in your area, posted by agencies
willing to pay your travel expenses to another city. This may if sound the
attractive 67
especially
location is Hawaii but be leery of accepting such jobs, especially when youre just starting out. You lose
one of these assignments, take and keep times travel a bodyguard (insist the with you at pay all his
agency If
expenses, and
too. have
theyre
legitimate
well-heeled
clients footing the bill, they wont hesitate.) You can also take out your own ads in any of or the online in advertising print
sites
local
publications.
If an agency owner offers you a job over the phone, without meeting you, dont accept! If the person
theyre not going to offer you the protection deserve. If you get an interview, or dependability you
though, expect to be asked questions about whether youve had experience (lack you of experience getting a will job, not but keep they
from
need to know!), whether you have an arrest record (If they offer you a job, they will probably ask you to supply police them with a copy of your there
report.
Hopefully,
Your a lot
for such reports and will probably charge your about $10. You will also be asked whether you have a drivers license and a
car (if not, how are you going to get to calls?) and may inquire about
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drug use.
puritans, and some agencies probably welcome addicts (knowing they need
the money) but a prudent owner will want to know if you have any
problems that could either interfere with your work or, more seriously, create agency. Additionally, they may ask you to sign a contract. agency assure to the agency, agency These vary from but in expect to that any legal problems for the
writing
you will: Keep legal. Drop timely off your earnings (usually in a
manner
within
left for you inside a specially marked outside envelope the in a dropbox agency
escort
owners home) 70
Check in and check out with the agency. (You set your own
hours, but if youre on, you are phone calls. expected and be to answer available your for
call fees if you dont check out before turning off your
phone.
Beyond your
that,
much
depends
on
personality
and
physical
appearance.
have any at the moment, your hair color alone could get you the job. It helps to be thin and pretty, but women of all sizes and colors make major money in this business. When I worked for an agency, I was the highest earning escort for as long as I worked there. The
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second highest earner was a 180pound woman who regularly talked her way into $500 tips. I
ever showed more than one nipple to collect her pay either. It was
her attitude just like it will be yours that merited the high fees.
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Chapter 7
Profitable Advertising
If you want to work exclusively as an independent your agency you you will want escort work need to or with to gain your
supplement private
calls, And
without
draining
The most effective and most expensive ads are Yellow Page ads. Anyone staying in a hotel room has access to a phone book, and this is the first place an out-of-town
businessman will look for an escort. Find out how much yellow page ads cost in your area and this is critical! 73 find out the deadline
submissions. only be
Yellow
Page once
ads a
can year
submitted
(because phone books only come out once a year). If the deadline is six months away, divide the total cost of your ad by six and put that amount away each month. Dont wait five months
and try to come up with the money at the last minute. If you have other unanticipated expenses that month or are sick and cant work, you could fall short of your goal. Yellow ads cost several hundred to several
alternatives
flexible deadlines that will attract customers budget. Most cities offer magazines in which you giveaway or can You without breaking your
entertainment newspapers
may have seen such publications in bars or strip clubs they are
geared toward patrons and workers in the adult entertainment industry. You can on also several advertise online
less than $10 a month including a picture and short bio. Here are some sites I like: www.adultstaffing.com www.escortcoach.com www.sexyjobs.com www.inhispocket.com
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Youll
find
higher
rates
at
price of membership, you can get on the review and message boards. A
if you plan
sites could hurt, rather than help you. Escorts dont score points for the tease-dont-please
practicing
methods Im teaching you. You your own may also want to develop not
website. your a
This
does
replace efforts
other Google
produce more than a million hits for the word escort but serves as a showcase for you and your services. You might, for instance, take out an ad in your local adult entertainment magazine address, and include you your can website include
where
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photos and more enticing information about yourself. Dont web page. but try to create you will your do own it
Yes, it
can look
cheaply, too.
cheap,
professional website.
judgment about what you include on your site. information danger. Dont give out personal that And could put you in
consider
photographs
that dont reveal your face. (rear or profile camera angles, shadow the your of
fans). so the
Its
protect billions
potential viewers. Whether youre spending $10 or $10,000 on an ad, you are wasting
money if you dont write effective copy. Make your advertising smarter expert pages:
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Hi, Guys. Theres free downtown parking on weekends so theres no reason not to visit me when Im in Cincinnati next month, 6/02-6/03. Im a full service provider, and Im HOTT. My names Brandy, and Id love to see you while Im in town. Im 54 and 115 pounds. Give me a call. Any time day or night. I promise you wont be disappointed!
555-555-5555
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how
advertising, you feel a need to use 50 words rather than making good use of the space 50 words takes up.
In the ad examples on the previous page, for instance, Brandy (on top) filled her space with a bunch of
It looks dull and, worse, the text is stupid. (This identifying was an actual ad with to
details
changed
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If free parking is the best she has Plus, bargain to offer, shes thats pretty herself sad. as a
selling
basement
escort.
Shell
probably get tipped in quarters! Seriously, this ad cost Brandy a lot of money and, unfortunately,
See how
fewer words, bigger font and a clear message sound date? make a the right-side more Brandy
like
much
attractive
the Yellow Pages and independent ads in local entertainment publications. You can be whatever/whoever you
blondes,
redheads,
brunettes, full-
transsexuals,
dominatrix,
blown and shaved escorts (all of which could be you!) This might
make sense if you are taking out a large, costly display ad and want to present yourself But the as if a fullyoure paper,
service
agency. in
advertising
local
you might want to write separate ads aimed at distinct clientele one she/male ad, one co-ed ad and use different phone numbers
for each.
3. Make Dates and Numbers Clear When men are reading escort
ads, theres a pretty good chance that theyre drunk, drugged, horny or all three. at half mast Their minds are if some body
even
decipher 6/03.
to count the months to June, his eyes will wander to another, less confusing space, June 1, ad. 2nd And, to 3rd if theres out say
its
better and
spell to
than
yourself, but its more effective to combine bold and regular type than to use only the darker type. too much and it doesnt look Use any
Again, charge
extra for bold, its tempting to get your moneys worth Dont! by using Its it the
everywhere.
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Sometimes when Im typing emails, I mistakenly hit the CAPS LOCK button. If Im writing to a friend,
especially late at night, Im often too lazy to unlock it. SO I WRITE LETTERS THAT LOOK LIKE THIS, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? AT THEM! but EVERYBODY THINKS IM MAD I can you apologize cant win to my
pals,
back
customers you never have. sparingly attention, dont know to but why get dont people the
overdo. react
probably looks good to the customer, too. copy Why out of town ads? the style of a If you local
competitor, you defeat your purpose you wont stand out. from other cities, Import ideas particularly
6. Hire a Copywriter
Ads can be expensive and, if youre trying make to save to money, write fine strong and it seems the if and to
sense
Thats are
skills
the
budget
patience
think of the copywriter expense in terms of value to you. one escort call, two? Is it worth A few hundred
always
ask
writer
to
work
on
commission offer him a percentage of what you make on calls from the ad.
7. Proofread, Proofread
Whether you write your ad on your own or hire someone to do it for you, check, check and triple-
punctuation,
missing
letters,
ad needs at least two sets of eyes to proofread. hope, covered, has but Your copywriter, you spelling is just and as grammar as
likely
anyone else to miss a double comma. If youre writing check it in out be your on ad the on your
screen. it a
and
check how
Youll
amazed
spacing problem can be SO OBVIOUS in print and impossible to find on your screen, even if you use the editing symbol program. function on your word
8. Keep it Legal!
What AFTER you youve and your customer payment do is
negotiated
up to you, but dont put anything in writing that could get you busted. Stick to euphemisms like full
service.
9. Embellish
Feel free to use expressions like sexiest and any escort, words hottest end honey, in est.
that are
Superlatives 86
basically
meaningless no one can prove you wrong or right but they help SELL YOU.
10.
Charge it!
If you accept credit cards, be
certain
to
display
the
logos
prominently.
photos, dont forgot to leave room for the Master Express take Card and and Visa (and if
American you
Discover,
those)
logos.
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Chapter Eight
Bodyguards
A this
bodyguard
is Take
essential a
in
business.
bodyguard
with you on your first call and every call. and he will You tips to He will keep you safe help will when you earn more much
negotiate are on
you
concentrate
without worrying about your physical well-being. So bodyguard start NOW, looking and try for to a hire
several so you always have a back-up if your regular security person is unavailable.
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Finding a Bodyguard
The ideal bodyguard is someone capable situations but whose of with key handling physical asset will volatile strength be his
ability to diffuse an angry clients temper violence. You want a tough guy, but you dont want a hothead. If your without resorting to
bodyguard NEVER has to lay a hand on a client, hes doing a terrific job. His goal should not to be to any. prevent Look
trouble, for a
create who is
bodyguard
physically
strong and intimidating, someone who will keep you safe and not interfere with your job. This is one of the reasons why is it not a good idea to ask your boyfriend or husband to act as your 89
bodyguard.
He
is
too
emotionally
him.
of punching out clients isnt good for business. If your partner wants
along on calls with you. If escort you are ask working the for an to ask
agency, a
owners Also
recommend
bodyguard.
other escorts (although some may be reluctant to share this information; they can be very protective of their bodyguard relationships and wont
want to risk losing theirs.) You strip they can also Ask visit the bar and if
clubs. are
bouncers in
interested
escort
security work or if they know anyone who might be. Check the bulletin
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if
anyone
has
left
bodyguard Post an ad
message
written
the classifieds to see if anyone is looking for bodyguard work. an ad yourself. Another to visit option to consider and (or a ask is a Or post
health or
clubs
trainer
manager for
anyone bodyguard
knowledgeable) recommendation.
Dont be surprised if you get an abundance of volunteers (a lot of guys will want to guard your
body). And quite a few more might be turned on by the notion of what they think you and some naked guy will be
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doing in the next room. But screen your bodyguard candidates carefully
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looking
Its be
physically strong, but ask him these questions: Does he have any martial arts training? This can be helpful for two reasons: 1. Most of your clients will know nothing about martial arts, so this gives your bodyguard an automatic physical advantage. Also, most martial arts training includes mental strength training as well, so your bodyguard is more likely to have a disciplined temper. Does he carry any weapons? Can he legally carry the weapons he has? Does he have a police record? You dont have to hold him to choir-boy standards, but if hes been arrested for assault,
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consider this a warning sign. If your bodyguard hits a customer and the customer calls the cops to complain, a record of violence is going to complicate matters. What experience does he have as a bodyguard, and what does he know about the escort business? If he is inexperienced, will he be willing to go on a few calls with you and an experienced bodyguard? Its not mandatory that the bodyguard you hire have experience in escort security, but its vital that he be willing to learn He can be trained by someone whos been working with other escorts until he understands the unique nature of the business. So, if all the bodyguards currently working for other escorts in your town are too busy to go on calls with you on a regular basis, ask if theyd help train someone else.
compatible with your working style. If know after (its youd you rather have a your clients not until money
bodyguard your to
youve usually
received easier
negotiate
for bigger tips this way), choose a bodyguard who will work out a safety plan that will not interfere with
If youd prefer
your bodyguard be in the room with you at all times, let the bodyguard know what to expect.
Before bodyguard,
you take
commit him on
fully few
to
test
calls to make certain hes the one for you. Be certain trial to runs pay as him well
during
these
paying a second bodyguard (if hes training this new person.) 95 It might
cost you an extra hundred dollars or so, but it will be more than worth it.
well! Find out what the standard is in your area, The and pay money higher will than help
that.
extra
and that his complete attention will be protecting you each and every
call.
rate, here is what I suggest: Pay your bodyguard a minimum of $25 per call. bodyguard along If you have a second as a trainee, pay
Additionally,
tip
your
bodyguard ten to fifteen percent of whatever you make on a call (tipping doesnt apply to the bodyguard-in-
training). There generous: Its essential be your most that your are two reasons to be
bodyguard ally,
formidable important
your
you. hes
tip,
going
lot happier with a $75 tip than with his usual $25 fee. to And you?
whats
the
extra
$50
Nothing! As soon as a customer hands you money or a signed charge card slip, the safest place for
waited for me outside a hotel room door; I stepped outside to give them a clients money the instant I received it.) This
way, a customer cant get his money back. Some escorts dont
like giving up their money to their dont bodyguards trust them. properly, because Pay and they your you
bodyguards
Keep em Close
You close
want to
a your
who If
stays your of
bodyguard
is
64,
pounds
muscle, trained in martial arts and has a weapons permit BUT sits out in his car while room, youre youd in be some better
guys
hotel
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bodyguard
cant
guard
you
by
remote control.
to keep their bodyguards in the room with them. This will keep you safe, Not
but you wont make much money. that many guys are
comfortable
getting naked and asking you to go down on them with a stony-faced (or smirking) bodyguard staring at him.
better
arrangement
is
to
have
your bodyguard wait outside the door LISTENING and to have both your cell phones turned on with an SOS
system in place if you need him NOW! And if you are seriously concerned about your safety, CALL him! want Of your
course,
you
dont
bodyguard bursting in on every call and blowing your tip money, but
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dont
forfeit
your
safety
for
the
sake of ANY amount of money. Another bodyguard reason by to is so keep that your you
close
can hand your money out to him as soon as you collect it. Then, if a
client wants his money back, he has to deal with your bodyguard and not you. that Its you important, the of course, youre
trust
person
discovering that he and your money are gone when you leave the hotel. If you and a your lot of bodyguard cash, are some
handling
mistakes and shortfalls will happen. Dont blow a great relationship with your bodyguard if, once or twice,
you hand him $800 and get $700 back. But if it happens more often and you cant trust your bodyguard with your money, then you know you cant trust
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him
with
your
life.
Find
someone
A and
good
can of your
easily
important
persons
life
intimate
relationship, it further
avoid taking
complicating
Your bodyguard
relationship is
with
your You
complicated.
depend on him to protect you, so it is natural to feel attached to him. Thats between 101 normal in any and relationship protectee.
protector
listening to you turn on horny guys, so it would be natural for him to get turned with may on himself those dampen (although guys a
horny his
libido
And your bodyguard might be pretty a long good to you (or a at the
night
short
the two of you stop off at a bar and have a few drinks and suddenly it
seems like good idea to invite him in. Or you hope he might be willing
to accept a blow job in lieu of his nightly wages. wrong Theres with nothing this,
inherently
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If either of your tires of the sexual relationship or a romantic relationship how do you continue to trust your bodyguard to protect you? Will he be willing to bust
down the door for you when you just busted his balls? And, if the two
of you really hit it off, he might become overly protective or jealous on calls. and You a might bodyguard. lose a
boyfriend
And,
bodyguards duties do not include: driving you for you to and from calls pay (if
need it,
extra your
assume
listening Its OK
to to
your bitch
tales and
of moan
woe. on
better off keeping your private life your own as well. Your bodyguard is your LIFE guard. If you have a lousy one, dump him. If you have a great one, treasure
him.
for change from a $20!!) and hope he stays with you and in the business until youre ready to leave.
bodyguard is not a luxury or someone to take along only on house calls. Take a bodyguard with you EVERY time you meet a customer; its a cheap
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Chapter 9
The Phone Pitch
By the time you call a client, hes with agreed already the to of been on the phone and the
escort pay
seeing he
your
looks
out
expecting sex.
call him at the number the escort service has given you, is to
convince him that hes about the have the BEST SEX HES EVER HAD without ever using the word sex
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This is a lot easier than youd think. You have the law on your
side sex-for-hire is illegal and most men do not want to get arrested for soliciting for
The way you handle this call is crucial. Play it right and you
the forbidden question are you going defeat. to fuck Say no, me? and concede go.
dont
Theres no point in either lying or agreeing to a felony. will ALWAYS be someone There who
else
will call.
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But let me walk you through a typical phone call and show you
how to manipulate your way toward a very profitable evening. show deal. you the art of Let me the
making
(The based If
following on a
conversation phone
is
recorded more
call. and
youd
like
guidance
rehearsal phone calls (and dates!) be sure to check on out my video, dialog escort
based and
entirely
actual my
live
scenes
from
days!)
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Well, first, let me tell you what I look like. I think the way a woman looks is pretty important to a man, dont you, John? Well, uh, sure. Im pretty tall. Do you like tall girls, John? How tall? Five-nine. Is that too tall? No, thats great. Im about six feet tall. Oooh, perfect. I also have blond hair. Do you like blondes, John? Is it real? Yes, John, the blond hair is real. Everything about me is real, John.
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Even your, you know, your breasts? Theyre the ones God gave me, John And, are they, big? Well, when I wear a bra I dont that often but last time I was shopping at Victorias Secret, I was able to squeeze myself into a 36 D. Cool. And, uh, is the rest of youthin? I weigh about 122 pounds dripping wet. Maybe youd like to see for yourself? Well, sure! When can you come come over? Well, I just stepped out of the shower when the service told me
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youd called. So by the time I get dressedabout 45 minutesDid the service tell you about the cost? When I gave them my credit card number, they said $200. Does that cover everything? Wellwhat does everything mean to you, John? Tell me what you like? Well, I like it, you know, when a girl kneels down in front of me? Thats what you like, John? You like it when youre standing and the girls kneeling on the floor. Is that what gets you hot, John? Yeah, can you do that? I can do anything, John. So, youll kneel in front of me and take me in
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Careful, John, you never know who might be listening to our conversation. We have to be careful about what we say. Oh, um, right. But, that, uh, thing is something you could do. Like I said, John, I can do anything. But you know I cant verbally promise anything. I wouldnt want to get either one of us in trouble. Well, what else could you do? Ive heard that some girls offer full service. Do you do that, do you give full service? Full service is something we could definitely manage, John, if you treat me right. Are you going to treat me right, John? Uh, yeah, of course. So that full service includes like everything?
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Everything we agree on, John. Do you think you could agree to a lot, John? Are you really looking for a wild time? Yes, definitely. Definitely a wild time. Then youd like me to come over there now? Youd like me to come over and play with you, John? Yes, Id like that. You like to play, John? I love to play. Do you like to play with toys, John? You have toys?
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I have lots of toys, John. Would you like me to show you my toys? I want everything. you to show me
Well, then maybe I should come over now. Yes. Youd like that, John? like me tocome? Yes. OK, then, John, Ill be over in about a half hour. Youd
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OK, but you said 45 minutes before. I got dressed while we were talkingI cant wait to get thereand John? Uh, huh? Are you sitting or standing right now? Standing, why? Well, maybe youd better sit down for awhile. Sure, why? Well, you said you like to stand with the girl kneeling in front of you. Maybe youd better rest your feet until I get there. You know, so youll still feel like standing
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OK, Ill do that. Cause I plan to do like a LOT of standing when youre here. Ill see you soon, John. Bye.
A blow job? Full sex? Sex toy games? All of the above? Nothing?
If this
you
were
paying in
attention
to
less
full
service
Why?
John
told
me
he
liked
it
when
I told
I didnt said
Even
kneeling
which
didnt,
one including John mentioned a blow job. John asked I if I provided have full to
service.
may
seemed
agree to this, provided John treated me well. service. means him. Full strip But no one defined full John probably thinks it
that I have agreed to fuck But I havent could or and mean just Since in Johns I a wont. legal
service show
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illegal, I can promise anything and call it full service. And so can you.
I didnt say Id bring any toys and I never said I had sex toys. If or
tennis balls at home, (my dogs like chasing them) then I have toys.
Getting Personal
You could be anywhere when the phone rings a restaurant with your boyfriend, at a mall with your mom, at home sleeping but when you pick up the receiver and theres a potential customer on the line, theres only one place you want to be: In His Pocket! To get there and to empty those pockets the world as you knew it before the phone rang has to be put on hold. For the next five minutes, its just you, a horny guy and $1000 potential.
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Eating, shopping and sleeping can wait. Be ready to get intimate with a stranger and answer questions you would slap a friend for asking:
The only thing Ive done is play with Johns what desires he wants and to let him
believe
believe.
the minute you step inside, youve earned $100 (your share of the $200 escort service fee). And the big-money game is about to begin. But before you curl your hair and apply another layer of mascara to
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Its
waste
of
time
and
potentially dangerous to go on a call if you havent checked out the information you. If he says hes staying in room 612 of the Hilton, call the hotel the customer has given
and ask for the man by name and room number. to go. address, number up. You can also try calling the If he answers, youre good If hes given you a street check it See and if the they phone match
online.
person back yourself but acting like someone else. If the phone number turns out to be a phone booth or you cant in 122
some caller
other and
way his
verify
that
the are
location
legitimate, DONT GO! The prank (he guy may is either sent is playing you to a a to his
have
house scene
and from
going
behind
living room curtains) or he may be setting dangerous. you up Dont for find something out the
other
Dont take the risk of answering any that dont seem legitimate. If you work for an agency, you just have to get in the door to
collect your minimum fee usually $100 and then youre free to
negotiate whatever else the guy is willing course, to if hand youre over. an And, of
independent
agent, you get to keep whatever you make. But the agency wont pay for
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no-shows, and you cant collect from an unanswered door yourself. I know youre eager to get to the call and the guy is probably pushing you to get there RIGHT NOW but take the ten minutes to check
Heres an example:
Recently,
called
guy
and
on my makeup and left the house, I did my usual screening: Called the number he gave me to see if he answered. Did see a if reverse the number look-up he gave to me
number
matches the name and/or address he gave me. Some people, of course,
dont have listed phone numbers. If 124 the reverse look-up doesnt
work,
theres
another,
nearly
foolproof method to try. Calling the number he gave me and pretending to be another escort. If he said with be hed already made a
date would
another a good If he
escort, sign he
legitimate.
accepted
offer from the second girl, then it meant he was just playing games and wouldnt be around when I
showed up. Well, the guy failed my series of tests. I called the agency,
told them what had happened, and said out I on wasnt the comfortable The going agency
call.
explaining what had happened to me and she went anyway, despite MY warning, despite the agencys
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warnings
and
without
doing
any
checking of her own. Guess what happened? wasnt pissed, there! but the She was The guy royally one she
only
really had to blame in this case was herself. Dont be so eager to get to a call that you dont take the
precautions to make sure the guy making them It time, is a legitimate protect at least you 99
wont but
Protect yourself.
I used to go
on no-shows A LOT before I made a habit of verifying EVERY call. matter how great the No
situation
sounds the agency said the guys got a wad of $100 bills in his
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Sometimes,
of
course,
the
guy
will outsmart you. This happened to another girl I know: She talked to the guy several times before answering the call.
She was even talking to him on the phone as of she the pulled house into she the
thought
he was next-door, laughing his ass off, because to him it was so-o-o-o funny. everything screwed. In this right case and shed still done got
always more risky than hotel calls) But this might happen in 1 of 100 escort yourself experiences. for the other Protect 99 by
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When
in
doubt,
check
it
out.
And when it comes to going on escort calls, ALWAYS be in doubt! The lessons in the next chapter are the trickiest You and are the about most to
controversial.
meet a stranger who is going to give you money and is going to sex expect in
something return.
probably
If your goal is money, and his goal is sex, are they both equal?
My
answer
is
that
no
one
can
handle the next fifteen minutes is crucial no matter what side of the sex/no-sex Because controversy is the fun youre part, on. the
this
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Chapter 10
The Bedroom Ditch
By
the
time
you
show
up
at
Johns doorstep, hes ready for sex. Hes ready to unzip his trousers and get down to business (if he hasnt already taken his clothes off). Hes not going to be getting
any sex from me, but there are some serious business matters the two of us will discuss before he finds that out. Keep these two things in mind:
1. You
are
in
control
of
what
(or
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slip.
fill
amount later you will try to talk him into a very big figure but you must make certain he authorizes
payment.
that the credit card companies will follow if he disputes the fee, and you MUST have his signature to
guarantee payment.
Tipping Tips
Make you. the 130 The escort the guy feel you sorry for from 50 amount collect (normally
service
percent) is not information the guy needs to know. Without lying, you
want him to believe that by the time you pay the service, the bodyguard, your gasoline expenses and the dry cleaning bills, there is very little left over for poor, little you. While a tip is not mandatory, youll tell him, it is customary and very much appreciated.
money to
books
dont
embarrass
themselves and pay too little to the hotel concierge or the towel boy at the gym. A guy whos just spent $200 to have sex and is now standing in
to provide sex doesnt want to risk offending anyone. So, he will probably ask you
what hes supposed to give you, what youre accustomed to making from
your other satisfied customers. You can name any amount here. I used to say $500 and try to work my way up to something better. Now
I usually say $1000, push for more if I can, and reluctantly move down if the sticker shock is too much for the guy. The more you ask for, the
more the client thinks youre worth, even if he tries to get you at a bargain price. Just name your
that party,
hes if
really he
looking wants
for you
a to
really
give him your absolute best, well, then, hed certainly want to entice you with a little something extra wouldnt he? All the other men do, you tell him. cheap, He doesnt he? want And to appear he
does
didnt
promise to treat you nicely? What youre counting on here, is that the guy is not willing to risk disappointing you when hes so, so close or to getting him. you Hes on top,
under
below
already
spent $200.
a few hundred more for that promised full service, night for of hours your or a
complete company?
luscious
Absolutely.
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the money to your bodyguard, whos waiting outside the door. He will
promptly lock the money in the trunk of his car or some other while the safe, you
inaccessible return to
customer
wants for his money. Remember how, when you were on the phone, you didnt want the guy to mention sex? Well, now you want
him to say the word or any common euphemism (fuck, laid, blow job ) so you can apply the law and leave.
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The
sooner
you
are
absolutely
certain that hes solicited you for prostitution, the sooner you can
tell him that you are not that kind of girl. This is the hardest, scariest
And just like any smart back-up want to along always If on on take an a
arrest,
with
wrong, or
call
scream
hell
Goodnight, John
Back in the room with John, your money safely handed off to your bodyguard, youre ready to end the game. Its time to ask John some
So, are you ready to play? Am I? Yeah, baby, I am 100 percent ready. Let me show you how ready I am! Lets get it on! Well, what exactly do you want to do? I want to get dirty with you. (Youre past the word-game phase. You need John to get specific. You need John to ask for you it.) What do you mean by dirty? I cant give you what you want unless you tell me. Dont be shy, just tell Elisa what you want what you know you want.
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I want you to suck me off. You want me to what? To suck me off, you know, give me a blow job. But well still be able to like do it, too. With a pretty girl like you, I know Ill get hard again real fast. You want me to give you a blow job and then you want to have sex with me? Yes, thats what youre here for, isnt it Thats what I paid you for? Thats what you think? You think Im going to have sex with you? You think Im a whore. How dare you! Ive never had paid sex
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with anyone, and Im not about to start now. But I paid you $1200! You paid $200 for an escort; you tipped me $1000 because you felt like it. You didnt pay for sex, and youre not going to get any. But you promised! I promised you a good time, and Ill give you a good time. A legal good time. illegal? But, but Do you want me to call the cops? opinion
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Didnt anyone
prostitution.
your view to them, the judge, your wife, your boss, your neighbors You wouldnt! Well, Id actually rather not. But unless you calm down and start behaving like a gentleman, I might just be forced to take drastic measures, John. I cant believe you thought I was a whore. Do I look like a whore to you? No, but, but
on
that to
sputtering say
note, to
for
goodbye
But sport
to and,
show
em
what
good the
hopefully, I
speed
Most clients, once they realize that NOT the going sex to theyd happen, envisioned want is
nothing
more than to see you leave. This is what happens 90 percent of the time. This is what I would
like to see happen all the time. But know what for I the men who to do want for to my
planned
happens once every couple of months I do the show. taking my clothes Im comfortable off in front of
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all who
escorts dont a
do have
Of some of
take
off
single
clothing, some will strip and some will just leave, usually on the
pretense of going out to the car to get some sex toys. I though, feel if Ive I and done offer follow my job, legal through
entertainment
on the rare occasions when someone takes me up on the offer. But with or without the show, Im out the door and on my way home with $1000 in my pocket.
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Chapter 11
Safe Exit Strategies
A generally which is sexually a pretty of sated guy is guy, many
easy-going reasons
one
the
escorts agree to whatever a guy asks for. They just figure its safer.
In the immediate short term, this may be true. You can probably leave
the guy in the bed, and hell hardly notice youve gone. For me,
breaking the law was never an option you wont make any more money if you fuck than if you dont and it was never worth the other risks for me: the loss for of self worth, the the
potential
disease,
possibility of arrest. But all escorts need an escape plan and some back-up plans and
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her me.
are
some
that
have
worked the
for
For
the
record,
worst
injury I suffered as an escort was a bruised arm. If you are Trust your instincts. scared a during a call, If is
reason. it
safety
leave, GO.
Exit Strategies
If you leave the room, and the guy follows you out of the room,
customer. bodyguard
down, but shouldnt stay and prolong a conversation. as quickly The and point as is to as
leave
safely
possible. 143
If you exit into the elevator and think you the the (He customer was may try to
follow when
still door
elevator
floors
Leave by the
side entrance closest to where you parked your he car. will If go the to customer lobby
follows, first.
the
youre not showing up in the lobby, you will be in your car and safely on your way home.
follows you into the parking lot, go to your car immediately and get in. (You may want to get into the habit of backing into a parking spot and
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leaving make
your
car
door
unlocked If
to
for
faster
exits).
your
bodyguard can get into the passenger side, you can leave together and But
safety.
If you leave before your bodyguard, contact him by cell phone as soon as possible. But dont give the
customer a chance to climb into the passenger bodyguard. seat instead of your
Early Exits
If youre in the room with a
customer and decide you should leave early, you may have to lie for your own safety. As ALWAYS I ditch mentioned, a customer some by girls saying
shes going to the car to get some sex toys. 145 You dont have to make
this a habit, but if you think its unsafe to stay and unsafe to tell a customer that youre leaving, any
Its fun!
Its tacky!!
Its a
way to stay safe!!! Yes, its three great benefits in one idea. Purses. Lots and Lots of purses. Buy them up at garage sales and thrift stores or raid your
grandmothers attic and stock up on cheap become Escape. handbags. key props Theyre in going to
your
Great
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you
just
know
that on a
quite
telling want to
graceful to
warrant the to
down want
situation. safely
clients suspicions.
Youre in one
of those uncomfortable situations in which fear you dont want things to stay worse but by
making
Start taking a cheap purse with you on every call. whatever junk you Fill it up with want to give it
temporary
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guy you have to go out to your car (for youll toys or whatever) your purse but that as The
leave
behind
trick, of course, is that you dont. You head straight for your car and GO! This without possibly way causing you a get to leave and The
scene a
accelerating
problem
guy wont be so quick to go looking for you if he has possession of your purse. If you make a habit of taking a disposable purse with you on every call, you will always be able to
believability a point to
make
money the
(after with
hes you
purse
bathroom.
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your underwear, but he thinks youve stashed it in your purse. making him think this: To keep
your purse back down in the bedroom, keep eyeballing the purse as if
youre afraid hes going to steal it from you. This is an especially good
trick if you dont have a bodyguard with you on a call. cant hand the Although you to your
money
bodyguard, you can keep it on your body while pretending that the money is in your purse. Now, trick you know why the its purse your
keeps
you
safe
ticket out of a bad call. And you can imagine why its
tacky what kind of purses do you expect to find at Goodwill? But fun? Depending humor, yes!! on your sense of
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Think
about
this.
Youre
leaving the call because the guy did something tell him out off of on line. the You spot cant too like
dangerous
but
wouldnt
you
him to get the message? Well, you can leave all sorts of messages inside your purse. Used spent only tampons, dirty are diapers, limited and the
condoms....you by your of
imagination your
contents
wastebasket
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Chapter 12
Falsely Accused
You
want
to
avoid
involvement
with the police as much as possible. Call them in you NEED them, but try to solve a dispute with a client in a less official manner. your bodyguard and Thats what your escort
service are for to protect you and that includes protection from
unwanted legal attention. Sometimes, will initiate however, police a client Its
contact.
something you have to deal with, and this your chapter is devoted as to making as
experience
painless
possible.
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its phones
FALSELY accusing one of your escorts of stealing his money. likely expects to happen when This is most a get customer any and
sex,
doesnt
friendly manner that he invited you to his room and paid you (receipts and phone records will prove this) and that the no-refund policy and was in
both
verbally
If
the
nice
approach
doesnt
Telling can
the be
client charged
that
he
with and
soliciting go to jail.
prostitution
which would be illegal. Telling the client that you have his name, address and
information is also with the agency and your bodyguard so there is no way hes going to win an argument that you 153
stole the money or took it on false pretenses. Remind the client of the
testifying
Does he
want his wife and employer to find out? Tell the client that NO one ever wins a payment dispute either with a credit card
Again, kind of
trouble?
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If this isnt working, suggest the client call the agency. the agency yourself and Or call put the
client on the line. The agency owner can reinforce everything the escort youve already told the client. or she is on the Plus, because he phone (and not
face-to-face with an angry man) and because escort greater his or her position as
service authority,
OWNER the
provides might
owner
But, sometimes, an angry man is just an angry man and against and will you call escort his your the of
better
judgment he
accuse
prudent
however
should stay. If you run off in the middle of a clients complaint to a cop, you LOOK guilty. And since the law is clearly on your side once the money is in the you hands, its yours it
makes sense to stay and sort it out with the cops so that if you get mentioned youll in be the police as
report,
mentioned
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If the cops have to track you down to settle the dispute, And
they may go looking for trouble. They can threaten to arrest you
for stealing or for soliciting even wont angry if they know the charges like cause of
stick men,
just can
angry for
trouble
just
sake
causing it. So, my advice is to stay. This doesnt mean that you have to stay an in a closed client. You hotel And room you
with
angry
probably
shouldnt!
safety
always takes precedence. Wait in the hallway with your bodyguard or with the hotel desk clerk or, if none of that works safely at a nearby coffee shop
(and you can call the cops herself to advise them of her location.)
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that a younger cop takes the call. The younger the officer, the more likely he is to dismiss the
clients claims QUICKLY, tell him to take you to civil court if he wants, and send you on your way with your money.
Older
cops
tend and
to
harbor
misconceptions
suspicions
about the escort business some will not know what an escort is and will assume youre a
prostitute and may give you so much hassle that youll decide it is better to give up her earnings than face possible arrest.
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If youve reached a standoff with the cops they you to end are inclined and dispute to the in
arrest client
both just
escort the
the hotel it is better that you forfeit your money. I escort. was never arrested as an
arrest more than once and always for the same reason: tired was of trying the an older cop was to figure truth out who just
telling
and
decided to arrest everybody and send the those mess onto someone when the else. choice In was
cases,
give back the money or Im taking you downtown, I always gave up the money. And the same. fun. I tell all escorts to do
Its not
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But its a lot easier to make another $500 or $1000 than it is to go to jail, have to get bailed out, hire a lawyer, face trial....and all the misery that goes with it. There is just so much money to be made in this business that it
doesnt make sense wasting time over money lost. right. And so would you. So, whenever possible, stop Id rather be rich than
trouble before it happens. When it does happen, end it as quickly and cheaply as you can and get back to the business of making money. I promise you, there will ALWAYS be $1000 and $10,000 clients waiting to call you. Dont miss a
call from a client because youre on the phone with your lawyer!
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Chapter 13
Double Down With Two-Girl Calls
to
make a
lot guys
of
money
raiding
mini-bar
and chatting for thirty minutes? Go on two-girl calls. I of regularly and split more escort tips I
$1500
when
answered calls where two guys were looking for two girls. The creates a foursome party immediately atmosphere.
Sometimes the guys wanted to take us out dancing and when they found out that the wouldnt perfect happen, party they became They
hosts.
$8 glasses of wine, $10 shots, and opening $5 bags of potato chips and nuts. I never drank alcohol on
calls, but they usually poured the drinks anyway AND gave me the soda I asked for. Then all wed do was sit around and make idle conversation and get them hand to sign the charge slips Its time the or the that tip
over
the of
anticipation makes it
easy
other a bit (and all you have to do is SAY something you and dont you sexy about to each DO add
other; anything)
have can
easily
another $500 to the tip income. You KNOW how much and guys in like their
girl-on-girl
action,
heads, theyre going to be watching and getting the best sex theyve
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dancing
Testosterone Test
The
other
factor
working
in
your favor with a two-girl call (as long as there are also two guys) is the mode. would male ego in ONE $500 full guy was competition on his own
Maybe think
the
outer
limits of what he would give out as a tip, but put two together and they are dying to show off for you and whatever monetary discretion they
had BEFORE you got there disappears as soon as you arrive. If youve promised the moon for $1000 and the moon and the stars for $1500, no guy is going to want to look 163 (a) cheap or (b)afraid by
disappointing his buddy for a mere $250 (his half of the additional
$500 tip).
brought with you on the call is as convincing able $2000. How do you get out of the room with your money and without putting your lips on anything that DIDNT to as you are, the you may be for
promise
UNIVERSE
come out of the mini-bar? This is my favorite part. First, of course, you will have handed the charge slips or the cash to your bodyguard. safe. Now to make your safe getaway. This process: Ideally, the first thing that should be a two-step So the moneys
happens is that you get the guys to solicit for an illegal act. This
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friend to kiss because any exchange of bodily fluids is against the law if youre accepting money for it.
So if the guys are getting turned on by the flirting you and your partner are entertaining them with and they ask you to prove your love for each other, door. youre on your way out the
Now to make the departure safe and entertaining for you. The universal, legal euphemism
for telling the guy that ITS TIME is to tell him to get comfortable. So two what you do to the is do tell is to these GET bed
horny
guys in
COMFORTABLE
king-size
(Theyre
thinking exciting sex toys, but if you keep a rubber ball in the car, youre not lying if you say your
companion go to your car (or cars if you came separately) and drive off into the night, counting your cash and contemplating the ridiculous
sight of the those two losers lying naked in bed together! What do they do when you dont come back? Service each other?
Turn their backs on each other and jack off in private? and pretend the whole Get dressed thing never
happened? I never tire of imagining what the two naked guys DO in that bed together and how long it takes them to had figure out that is the party going they to
planned
NEVER
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And,
of
course, the
never I get
counting calls.
money so
these
Its
easy.
There are about 20 chips in one of those little mini-bar bags. Polish
off the bag, and youre getting paid $50 per chip. And he didnt get to
dip anything of his into anything of yours. Youre in the chips. cashed his in! And hes
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But
whats
going
to
surprise
you is how much theyll pay YOU to reveal And your girl-to-girl have dont fantasies. to have a perform to DO
you
dont you
Just with
share your
little and
talk
partner
let some guy whos just tipped you $1000 listen in.
Can
you
talk
dirty
to
your
lover for ten minutes in front of a stranger? For $100 bucks a minute, (Ive
had a couple bi-curious encounters, so up, I dont but my have to make EVEYTHING is a lot
imagination
But some of my favorite calls as an escort included those where I got to take another girl along with
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me.
by no means the most you can make. Ive split $5000 tips on plenty of occasions anything so. you all or without even doing
illegal
remotely
All you have to do is act like and the girl youre with are
hotter than hot for each other (and if you each youre wont other with have in your to real partner, touch not
act)
and (but
flirty
overtly sexual) ways. Why not just hop onto the bed and show him the way girls make love wont he pay double or triple to watch And you whats go down on each if other? not
the
harm
hes
involved?
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Well,
depending
on
where
you
live, it MAY be illegal to make love to your partner for a fee. Laws
protecting the public decency vary widely from city to city and state to state and you dont want to get tossed in jail. Also, unless you
really need an audience to spice up your sex lives, why let a guy jerk off to your private moments? Especially when you can make so much money without getting anyone Even if
guy admission to a live porn show.. If you WANT a paid audience, thats a different story, but make sure
Still, you make your tip money based on what a guy thinks you might do for him, not So, on if your youre actual savvy
performance.
enough to talk him out of $10,000, you can do it with your clothes on. Earn rent by a month spinning or ten six to months fifteen
Keep in mind that if there are two girls on a call, you get paid twice as much. If you and your
girlfriend are working together and the agency charges $200 per girl per call, $400. theyll charge the client
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You make your service call fee JUST FOR SHOWING UP. If a client agrees to see you and you meet him as agreed upon, the $200 two-girl fee is yours to keep. But you can make tons more than that if you and your partner become adept at negotiating tips. And you
get to keep ALL the tips you make, if you collect them in cash, the and
about
70
percent
(again
split
can vary) of the tips if you collect them by credit card. Lets say you and your partner have you collected call the the $400 call fee;
service
and
confirm
that payments received. Now, the guy wants to know what youre going to do for the $400 and thats when you start
negotiating the tip (and salivating over your partner until the drooling client starts handing over all the
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money
in
his
pocket).
If
he
has
$500 in his pocket and gives it all to you, youd keep the $500 and $200 of the service fee. Your share for
the shall would be $700. If you convince the guy to get MORE cash from his ATM machine and he withdraws his daily $300 limit, thats yours to keep too. If he wants to put any or all of the tip on his credit card, those amounts you will have to split with your service. to get the IT will be up to you guy to sign a charge
slip, get the imprint, verify that he has the credit left on his card (the service will do this for you) and submit the slip to the service. If he charges $1000 on his card,
you'd keep $700 plus the service fee of $200 plus any other cash tips he might have given you.
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Once
you
collect
the
service
fee and the tips, what happens next is up to you. a The guy might which be is
looking
for
threesome,
illegal in ALL states, so you could say and no. He might agree to a
others strengths. Maybe one of you has a stronger phone personality. If so, you can
arrange calls so that one of your is the operator and the other is the escort. but its If you answer the phone your partner who is
stronger at closing calls, you can transfer shes 174 the call to her, next whether to you,
sitting
right
working a day job or at the grocery store. Whats also good about
working as a team is that you wont lose calls if one of you cant be reached. As long as one of you is
free to take a call, the both of you can benefit. Just make certain that whoever is taking a particular phone call is friendly sound and eager. youre You ready want for to the
like
worlds greatest party even if what youre most ready for is ten hours of sleep. the phone, You are an entertainer on so pretend to be the
guys wildest sexual fantasy. When you arrive at a call, you can also team-tag the guy for bigger tips. In most cases, it will be two
against one (sometimes its two guys asking for two girls, though) and
the fact that the two of you know each other so well will help you
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manipulate
him
into
digging
deeply
by making the client feel sorry for you. much call, him. He doesnt have to know how you and get you from dont a service have to fee tell
If you say its practically youre each of not you is lying will because collect
service
practically
nothing compared to what you hope to walk away with in tips. With two of
you playing the tip game together, you have some real advantages. instance, one of you can act For on
benefit, but you are just trying to take care of your a) partner, illness d) who b) is old
struggling debts
with
c)auto
repairs,
fill-in-
the-blank.
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Sexual Tension
In this kind of scenario, one of you just has to look pitiful and the other has Or to step up as can the both
caregiver.
maybe
you
play caregiver roles just looking out for each other. Its with it. creating all a game so have fun
acting of these situations at home. You can even work out some signals such as Hell pay more; dont stop now or I think if you touch my
breast again, hell pop for another $100: or I think weve squeezed
him enough; lets get on with it. The same logic applies to
money.
Maybe
one
of
you
is
completely comfortable getting naked in front of strangers and the other isnt. Well, rather than let this performance, let Consider this
scene:
The $1500.
guy
has
just
paid
your
contact between the two of you and HIM, but he wants to see the two of you in action. him a You agree to give girl-on-girl take off your to do
partner
the same.
She refuses.
Come on,
you tell her, she OWES it to the guy to at least get naked. says no. She still
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You can play this scene out for a long time and your partner, if she really dislikes showing off her body to strangers, will never have to
turned on by this than he would have been if youd both stripped and
reluctant partner to please, pretty please just take off her shirt. She
says no and you take off your bra just to show her how its done (and to give you the try guy to some undo eye her candy). buttons
Maybe
the TRIES to take off her shirt but stops. Since working, 179 you guilt-tripping try enticing isnt her.
Maybe you try to kiss her (and she turns away). Maybe you take some
more of your clothes off so she can SEE WHAT SHES MISSING. You can keep pursuing your shy partner, getting yourself naked and giving the guy a great show for his money. And since the two of you wont be engaging in sexual activity, the entire show will be legal. end of the to performance, the guy At the you for can your
apologize
just fine watching you try to seduce your lady) and ask him to call again because maybe NEXT TIME your partner will be a little more forthcoming. And wont he want to pay to see you try again? BE THERE And doesnt he want to the night you actually
succeed?
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Of course in reality, you wont ever succeed. sexual The thrill is in the Its like the
tension.
sitcoms that do great in the ratings when the guy but the and and bomb Nanny when wife, girl once dont they get do. the became went
together (When
Professor her
masters
shows
draws viewers, and its your pursuit of your partner that can bring in
personalities that mirror your own, youll make a fortune without And if partner by your
violating your principles. happens actually that get you and your on
turned
escort performances, you can always act them out at home. pay each other with You can even your tips!
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Chapter 14
How to Avoid Going Broke on $1000 a Day
Its entirely possible to make more during your first month as a
call girl than youve made in a year at the best job youve ever had
before becoming an escort. Its also possible and sad to make $1 million your first year and have nothing to show for it. This is an extreme case, but it happened: An escort made $35,000 a
week thats more than $140,000 a month, more than $1.7 million a year and she was so broke she couldnt even afford her own car. 182
Where did all the money go? her nose. But there are a lot
Up of
other ways to go broke, too. Dont let any of them happen to you.
money; b) get to stay home most of the time or c) work in a job your boyfriend dislikes that you OWE him anything. Your money is your money.
Be generous if you wish, but dont give your money to him and dont let him control the money you earn. can go out and find a job He
making
The fact
thinking that you should be working for two. 2. Know What you Spend
When lot of
youre
suddenly
making when
a a
money,
particularly
large amount may be given to you in cash, its very easy to think of it as play money and to wonder what happened month. to it at the end of the
of your expenses.
month, write everything down so you can determine your break-even point and profit-making goals.
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A $1000 a day equals $365,000 a year if you work every day and make the same amount every day. Its
tempting to skip a week if you have a good night, but if you make $2000 on Tuesday and stay home the next
five nights, you slash your income by more than two-thirds . Decide
whether youre going to work 1,3, or 7 nights a week and youre keep the
schedule established.
until
firmly
If
you
want
to
make
$50,000
or
$500,000
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Break your yearly goal into monthly and weekly quotas and keep track of your progress. to Dont realize wait until 40
September
youre
Make
20
percent
more
than
your
$100,000 and to save 10 percent of that, determine how to make $120,000 and that way you always exceed both your earning and savings goals. An
additional bonus of making more than your target THE FIRST TIME you set one is that you realize its
possible to exceed your goals, which means youll feel even more
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Get in the habit of keeping all of your receipts. You can just get
a big 12-month accordion folder and stuff everything inside. You cant
deduct EVERYTHING at tax time, but you may be able to claim clothing, gym car repair and parking costs.
Also, keep a log of the driving you do to get to and from calls. Well
talk about this in greater detail in upcoming articles, but for now, keep receipts mileage. and keep track of your
Remember
that
10
percent
savings You
can blow it entirely if youre not prepared for the major expenses that always hit when youre least ready
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for
them.
Avoid auto
the
panic costs
of by
emergency
repair
setting aside $100-200 a month for just that purpose, annual into and include and
estimates tax
for
insurance your
payments
monthly
expenses,
months, put $100 away each month for this expense. When youre earning
$600 or twice that a night on calls, this may seem unnecessary. But
adopt that attitude about too many expenses, and you end up working to pay the bills, not working to pay
yourself.
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its essential to your savings plan that you stick to it as part of your routine. If you have determined
that you will set aside 20 percent of your income each Dont to skip month, tell your DO IT
EACH that
MONTH. its OK
yourself savings
goal this month because youll put 40 percent away of next months pay. It wont happen. too high a If youve chosen if 20 the but
percentage working, or 10
percent amount
isnt to 15
reduce
percent
save every month, every week, every night if you want to make your
annual goals.
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When
youre
22
and
making
$500
an
hour, its hard to commit to long, long-term goals like retiring. dont go there to yet. save But and So your your
motivation
success at savings will increase if you set youd some like major to goals,
something
want to buy a house, a new car or take a trip to Tahiti. Figure out
how much you would need for a down payment for a house, to buy the car
without taking out a five-year loan or to pack for the trip without
Working as an escort affords you two major advantages: time and money.
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Use both to learn a new trade or profession or to launch a business. You may be 50 years away from retiring completely, but you may be
Youll end up broke and burned out, maybe dead. You will take too many Working
as a call girl can be your ticket to financial freedom. Dont throw At the
end of the day, broke is broke no matter how much you started out with at dawn.
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Chapter 15
Who are these guys?
Fairly often, the guys you meet will just be hoping lonely for a business little
travelers
company and a sexual thrill he cant get at home. Hes dreamed of having
two women to himself but never had the nerve to ask his wife or asked and got turned down. Or he likes to
find out. He may be so happy and so embarrassed to see you (or you and another girl) that hell behave nicely and hand over all his money just because hes giddy with delight that youre actually THERE.
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But, some men have to work up a lot of courage and to call an escort usually or line. up your
that
courage and
between
the
arrival, he might have hit the booze and drugs even harder. So, sometimes youll walk into a room and the guy will be so drunk he can barely stand or so coked up he cant stand still. From my point of view, these
men are PRIME candidates for major tips, and I have a pretty high
tolerance for gross (or at least ten minutes and $1000 worth of gross). But you need to know that for every gentleman who invites you and your partner into his room and offers you drinks and munchies from the minibar, there will be three pigs with barnyard breath and body odor.
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And if the guy knows you think hes max disgusting, out his he probably card on wont your
credit
behalf. So be prepared to see some fat, ugly, hairy naked bodies and to
converse losers. be a
with
some
spaced-out
party
If you cant,
well, thats one reason I recommend you work for an agency before you
put any of your own money into the business. that can With an agency, the worst happen is that you will up.
collect
your
$200
for
showing
If you leave without getting a tip and decide you dont for want the to rest see of
another
naked
man
your life, youre still up $200. If you can handle the hairy
asses and put your safety measures in place, youre on your way to
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Picture This!
As
an
escort,
you
are
in
control of almost everything how much money you make, what you do (or dont do) on a call, how often you work and what kinds of calls you
accept.
The one thing you cant control is what you SEE. If you think the
because they can afford to pay $1500 for a date, youre in a rude
surprise.
string bikini, you can make a lot of money just by looking at him without gawking or giggling (and, maybe If,
giving him some makeup advice). like youre a good little for Girl what
Scout, youre
prepared
going to see on the other side of the door, when you you wont realize lose that your the
cookies
guy has already spilled his on the carpet. You can just collect his
Never laugh until you collect the cash and are safely on your way home.
Here,
then
is
preview
of
some of the shows that men will be performing but dont for you. Take Youve a peek,
freak.
probably
seen worse on Fear Factor and no one was paying you $1000 to watch a 197
guy
eat
roasted
antelope
penis
on
national television.
Pot-Bellied Pigs
A lot of men come to the door completely stomachs poster so naked. huge for they Moby Some look Dick have like Fan
boys
the
Club (not that they could see their dicks beneath the mounds of
blubber), some are in need of a flea dip and some have a full head of
Not once has any of them asked, Who the is it? before What if flinging I were open hotel
door.
security, a pizza delivery guy or a guest whod wandered down the wrong corridor? wife hired 198 or What if I were the guys the and private he detective the she door
answers
wearing cape?
wolfs
mask
and
red
see his basket of goodies? Unfortunately, these guys dont think that far ahead. A guy whos
got sex on his mind and clamps on his tits isnt doing a whole lot of rational thinking (which is exactly why you can his manipulate credit him in into the
maxing
out
card
Penis Punch
One youre of likely the to spectator encounter sports is a
popular game of solitaire known as Taffy Punch. Pull, Cock Fight or Penis
this game.
and get paid -- for the performance. Talk about whacking off! Some
salami,
theres no mistaking a super-aroused penis but the guys tell me this while I watch. Sure it hurts, but its a good kind of hurt, they say with enough joy on their faces and spent sperm on the sheets to sound convincing. But they sound really mean and act til really angry from first jerk
these
guys
private
parts
did
to
200
you
wont
time
to
for some
long. strange
theres
encounter
awaiting you
The Do-it-Yourself-er
Some sufficient. guys are Really so-o-omakes selfyou
wonder what they want me or anyone else for. First, theyre their own woman. They lie on their backs, spread
their legs and put their feet in the air. Theyre their own man, too.
They stick a finger up their ass for a bit of rear-end cleansing enjoyment while (and
some
colon
theyre
at it, if you know what I mean). And buds, 201 theyre They their hug own their best dicks
too.
with
their in
spare motion
hand, and
put become
everything
their very own fuck factories. And handymen tools? you are know how some into home power
really
yourself-guys
theyre more anal or oral so they order up sex as if they were in a Chinese restaurant. They order the combination plate. They over two ask the escort a if girl its to send a guy
people
and a
transsexual. 202
(Even
who might have preferred a guy for his second partner, he probably
knows he wont find one at a female escort service. What he might NOT
continues
To
fuck
the
girl
while
the
transsexual goes up his ass. To go down on the girl while the transsexual goes up his ass. The girl to go down on him while the transsexual goes up his ass. Maybe too, goes wont and to be he he wants might fortune get cookies, if But else he he on
them
Panda
Express. anything
getting
Mirror, Mirror
More than anything, some men
in their sexual desires. One client of mine, a 60-yearold cross dresser, once paid me $500 just to watch him put on womens
clothes.
do his make-up and $600 to watch him get a tattoo on his ass. He was completely harmless. just wanted someone to share with He his him,
cross-dressing
experience
and this was probably not something he could confide He to his family or
co-workers. hiring me to
was
essentially
be his cross-dressing
pal, paying me $200 just to buy some toothpaste for him. On who 204 pay the me flip for side my are clients
disapproval.
These guys come with an assortment of kinks. Some call them want names me or to spank them, to
order
them
outfitted outfit,
female and
domination
bare-assed
He was
already wearing nipple clamps, too, and had an entire fetish wardrobe including head mask and restraints waiting for my arrival. He begged me to tie him up and got totally turned on by the welts that formed beneath the straps. It
was the pain-and pleasure principle at play and pay. for the tie-job. And thats what its all about, ladies. gag Stifle the giggles and your and you can walk away He gave me $2000
reflex,
And you can bet that theres a lot that goes on between the buns
and the golden arches that aint so pretty either. The escort business is a
anything else in the world. Youre about to make a fortune. Have fun!
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income
with
other
amazing
business opportunities your escort job demands only about ten hours a week so youll have the time
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