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WHAT’S 28 32
INSIDE THIS
WEEK…
07/04/24
4 GLORIA HUNNIFORD
8 THIS WEEK WE LOVE
16 FASHION
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20 SHOPPING
22 BEAUTY NOTES
24 REAL LIFE
26 HEALTH
28 INTERIORS
32 FOOD
36 FICTION
39 WHAT TO WATCH
54 HOROSCOPES
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‘my ambition
is to do a
one-woman
show’
As she turns 84 this week, Gloria Hunniford shares why she still
loves working and how she’s helping others keep their health in check
H
aving spent the BBC Belfast. I loved it and energy prices and
last six decades I ended up loving it more everything. It doesn’t matter
working in TV than I did singing.” how you keep your brain
and radio, Gloria Gloria was the first woman busy, but I think it’s
Hunniford needs little to have a daily show on important as you get older
introduction. And the Radio 2 in 1982, which to do that.”
presenter, who celebrates paved the way for a host While many people of
her 84th birthday this week, of female presenters to Gloria’s age are enjoying
is showing no signs of follow. And she has never retirement, the TV legend
slowing down. lost her passion for the insists that isn’t the lifestyle
She’s as driven now, in entertainment industry. for her. “I don’t want to be
her current roles on Loose “In Northern Ireland, sitting at home and retired,”
Women and Rip Off Britain, you’re taught to work and she says. “I do understand
as she was in her early I still want to work. I’m the that people want to be
broadcasting days on Good oldest person on the Loose retired – I’m not denying
Evening Ulster in the late Women team, Janet Street- that – but for me, I still want
70s. And she tells us it’s her Porter being the next one to work and I enjoy the
work that keeps her mind down,” she tells us. “Every stimulation of work.”
healthy and active. day I have to read about It’s not just Gloria’s TV
“I just want to keep my somebody else. I read the work that keeps her busy.
brain ticking over,” she says. research, I get to meet new After her daughter, presenter
“I’ve worked since I was people and I get to Caron Keating, died of
seven. I was a singer interview people. breast cancer in 2004 at the
originally and that’s what I “Also, with Rip Off Britain, age of 41, Gloria embarked
was going to be. Through a I’m learning all the time on a new venture. With the
record I made, I was offered about scams and how to help of her sons Paul and
a job as a broadcaster on manage your bills and Michael, she set up the
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the big interview
5
With panellists on With her daughter Caron
Loose Women Keating in around 1991
The Caron Keating ‘I still have the footage miles and miles on
Foundation.
The foundation
of the chat show I did the bike every day.
He wasn’t a drinker
raises money for in the 80s and 90s’ at all but in those
grants that are days, we weren’t
awarded to smaller cancer all the photographs and all as conscious of smoking.
charities throughout Britain. the moving pictures. I want “I was absolutely shocked
As a result of her efforts, to do something for Caron, because he was a strong
Gloria was awarded an my daughter’s foundation. It man and very clever, and
OBE for services to cancer would raise money for that. there he was in a bed with
charities in 2017, although “It would be based on sides up that was more like
there’s still plenty more she’d Hollywood men and a cot and he couldn’t move
like to achieve. Hollywood women. I don’t down one side and he
One of her dreams is a think anybody’s going to wasn’t speaking very well.”
one-woman show to give me another chat show In 2012, when Stephen
celebrate her career, which at this point. But I still have was rushed to hospital after
would also pay tribute to her the footage of what I did.” losing the feeling in his right
daughter Caron – although Eight years after Caron’s arm, it was thanks to Gloria’s
she’s doubtful her idea will death, Gloria suffered swift actions, as well as the
Words: Lucy Robinson PHOTOS: Getty, Shutterstock
see the light of day. further heartbreak when her prompt response by the
“Back in the day, in the husband Stephen had a doctors, that he was able
80s and 90s, I had a chat stroke while at home. But to receive a “clot-busting
show of my own called having seen her father go injection” to treat the stroke.
Sunday Sunday. I don’t through similar, she knew She explains, “I was in the
know how they got all the what signs to look out for. bedroom getting ready to
stars, but we got big Recalling what happened go and do some filming and
Hollywood names like to her dad, she says, “He Stephen sort of fell into the
Audrey Hepburn, actor was a really, really fit man room. I said, ‘What’s the
Jimmy Stewart, Kirk Douglas because he never owned a matter?’ because he’d been
and his son Michael,” she car. He didn’t want to drive. out gardening and it was
says. “My ambition at the We were a cycling family. a beautiful day. He said,
minute is to put together a “I would have put my dad ‘My right arm feels like a
one-woman show based on in the bracket of being so marshmallow. I can’t really
those people because I have fit because he just rode for feel it.’
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the big interview
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‘I WAS BURNT
OUT BY THE STRESS’
Csilla Gindorf chats about coping with Graves’ disease and how
her mushroom snack business has changed her life for the better
Csilla Gindorf, 30, from but I realised quickly that off in product development forge friendships. I’m
Salisbury, created a “better wasn’t the case at all. I was things were fine, but then originally from Switzerland
health” mushroom business so anxious and remember I moved to merchandising and have moved around
in 2022 after experiencing one day cycling to work and and it was all about the a lot for studying so long-
intrusive thoughts when wishing I could have some numbers and the pressure term friendships have always
travelling to her toxic fashion sort of accident. I wasn’t was intense. I was still a been tough. I was told
job. Suffering from severe looking to die, but I was junior in my role and there though, once I got into the
burnout, anxiety and stress, looking for a way to not was far too much expected working world that’s where
her health deteriorated so go into the office and to of me – far more than I could I’d make my adult friendships
much it triggered auto-immune have a break. handle and also far more and lasting connections
disorder Graves’ disease. I knew these thoughts than I should have been – but the turnover of staff
Now she tells us why it’s vital weren’t normal behaviours given. Sometimes I’d work was insanely high.
to recognise when it’s time or ways to feel. Every time until 3am and then have to My heart rate was
to “refocus, reset and refresh” I came home my boyfriend turn up for a presentation at constantly high, my
your life – for the good of would say, “Here comes the 10am the next day. metabolism rocketed, I
your mental and physical self. bell from hell” when I rang started to lose weight and
IN IT FOR THEMSELVES
I
the doorbell because he I was exhausted all the time.
first came to London to knew that nine times out of There were a lot of late Then in 2020, I was
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study fashion and I was 10, I’d be complaining nights and early mornings diagnosed with Graves’
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really excited to get into about how bad and as a junior it’s hard to disease, which left me
the industry. I thought my day was. find the courage to speak devastated. I had hereditary
it would be all glitz and When out and stand up issues with my thyroid
glamour and fashion shows, I started ‘Nine times out against seniors. I was anyway – when it’s
of 10, I’d be so anxious the whole overactive, everything is
Csilla at one of her complaining about time and terrified to sped up. I’d get to 7pm and
Lucid product stalls say anything so I be so incredibly shattered.
how bad my
would just take on all I was just burning out, tired
day was’ this extra work and let and overwhelmed.
people walk all over me. Graves’ disease is an
Then Covid happened autoimmune version of a
and I was happy because thyroid disease, so if it’s
I didn’t have to go into the overactive and autoimmune
office any more. It was a it’s Graves’ disease and if it’s
blessing in disguise for me. underactive and autoimmune
Everyone looked out for it’s Hashimoto’s. Mine is the
themselves – it was a very least common one – only
“eat or be eaten” mentality 1% of people have it –
and this made it hard to and it’s triggered by stress.
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real life
Csilla will be at Fearne
Cotton’s Happy Place
Festival later this year
T
an opportunity to make long-lasting
he weather’s getting warmer, “With the days getting longer and changes to our health and wellbeing.”
the evenings are lighter and the weather becoming more stable and If you’re finding it difficult to shrug
the trees and flowers around pleasant, many people use springtime off that feeling of winter lethargy,
us are beginning to come to life. as a spring clean both in their homes rest assured there’s plenty you can
It’s safe to say that spring has sprung. and their lifestyle,” says psychologist do to blow away the cobwebs
And now is the perfect time to make Dr Rachael Molitor. “Many of us feel and make some improvements.
positive changes to your lifestyle too, low moods in the winter, but spring Here are some simple key changes
because this season can boost your offers a positive time to look forward you can introduce now that will make
motivation levels, as well as your mood. to the lighter, warmer days to come. a positive and permanent difference…
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health
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golden
rules Bring spring into your home
with tips from the Style Sisters,
Charlotte Reddington and Gemma
Lilly – the UK’s leading storage
and organisational experts
A springtime
declutter
As we spend more time inside
during the winter months, rooms
can quickly accumulate extra bits
and pieces – from letters and
bills on hallway tables to kitchen
countertops lined with various
cooking spices and condiments.
Having a general tidy up
and clearing the built-up layer
will instantly make your home
feel more organised and
new-season ready.
Bring the
outside in
One of the main things we Accessorise
associate with springtime Just as jewellery and bags
is flowers. Colourful can transform the overall
blooms are a sign of look of an outfit, ornaments
brighter days, with tulips and soft furnishings can have
and daffodils filling the same impact on your
parks and gardens with home. If you’re working with
cheery pops of colour. a neutral space, the addition
Flowers inside your of some pastel shades can
home have the same bring in the feeling of spring,
effect, brightening a from small vases to new
space and making it feel cushion covers.
lived-in. Vases in different In a room with a bolder
heights and shapes on a colour scheme, choose
mantelpiece, with a few accessories with spring-
stems added in, create themed prints and patterns.
a picture-perfect shelfie.
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interiors
Awaken
the senses
Scent is one of the first
things you notice when
you enter a room and it’s
In the frame one of the easiest ways
We take so many photos on our to update your interior for
phones these days that it’s rare to spring – with the addition
spend time printing out and framing of a scented candle
our favourites. But the pictures or diffuser.
and artwork displayed on our Smells are closely linked
walls make a big difference to to certain seasons – for
the feel of the space. instance, cinnamon and
If you already have a gallery orange during the festive
wall, the new season is the ideal period and pumpkin spice
time to update it. Choose snaps in autumn. For spring,
from springs gone by, depicting choose zesty, uplifting
picnics and Easter egg hunts. scents, such as citrus,
Mix in some postcards and fun rose and vanilla.
prints for extra colour.
Our
favourite
spring
items:
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The Style Sisters’
wardrobe refresh
Home organisers to the stars, the Style Sisters share their tips for getting your closet spring-ready
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interiors
A
pril’s arrival calls DETOX
for a spring clean,
and there’s no better
YOUR SPACE
For a thorough TRANSITION
place to start than YOUR
seasonal wardrobe
your wardrobe. A clear space WARDROBE
switch over, follow
means a clear mind, and a INTO SPRING
these steps:
messy, cluttered closet filled
with clothes you no longer STEP 1 Switch out heavier
wear, and where you can’t Detox – get knits for lighter
find the things you want, everything out of your ones. As the
can add to those feelings wardrobe. This might weather improves,
of anxiety and stress. seem OTT but it’s a sweater may still
Thankfully, the Style Sisters, worth it in the end. be needed but a
aka Gemma Lilly and Charlotte STEP 2 chunky roll-neck
Reddington, have years of Create piles (keep, jumper could end
experience when it comes donate, sell etc). up unworn and
to sorting people’s stuff out, taking up valuable
STEP 3
and as a result they’ve gained wardrobe space.
Clean the inside
a strong celebrity following. of your wardrobe.
They’ve been giving us Swap darker
STEP 4 colours for pops
their advice on how to get
Introduce items back of pastel shades
your space shipshape for
into the wardrobe, or some warmer
spring. So, here’s how you
grouping them by neutrals to lift
can work some Style Sisters
garment or colour. your spirits.
magic in your own home…
STEP 5
Style Sisters’ latest home fragrance Finally, add Hold on to faithful
range, including Day and Night accessories and pieces that can
ceramic candles and diffusers, is footwear to shelving be easily layered,
available in store at Homesense
and TK Maxx. For more hints, tips units so they can to cater for April’s
and celebrity homes, follow Style be seen easily. unpredictable
Sisters on Instagram @stylesisters weather.
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Stir-Fry with Stacey Stacey Solomon has teamed up with recipe box service HelloFresh to create
a collection of nutritious, hassle-free recipes to create crowd-pleasing meals
2. When boiling, add the
noodles, green beans and
broccoli to the water. Cook
until tender then drain in a
sieve and run under cold
water to stop the noodles
sticking together and to keep
the veg vibrant.
3. Meanwhile, boil a half-full
kettle. Pour the boiled water
into a measuring jug. Add
the ketjap manis, soy sauce,
peanut butter and sugar for
the sauce. Stir well. Pop the
jug to one side.
4. Heat a drizzle of oil in a
large frying pan on medium-
high heat. Once hot, add
the coleslaw mix. Cook,
stirring frequently, until
slightly softened, for 2-3
minutes. Stir in the red Thai
paste and the garlic. Cook,
stirring, for 1 minute more.
5. Add the peanut sauce to
the pan and stir well until
combined. Stir through the
cooked noodles, green beans
and broccoli to coat them in
the sauce, then bring to the
boil. Simmer until slightly
thickened, for 1-2 minutes.
Once thickened, remove
Veggie peanut from the heat. Taste and
noodle stir-fry season with salt and pepper.
Add a squeeze of lime juice
and a splash of water.
Serves 2 ¼ tsp salt for the noodles. 6. Share the veggie noodle
● 80g Tenderstem broccoli ● Drizzle of oil ● 120g
coleslaw mix ● 50g red Halve any thick broccoli stir-fry between your bowls.
● 80g green beans ● 1 x
garlic clove ● ½ lime ● 125g Thai-style paste ● 25g stems lengthways, then cut Crush the peanuts using
egg noodle nest ● 25g ketjap salted peanuts widthways into thirds. Trim a rolling pin, then sprinkle
manis (sweet soy sauce) the green beans and cut into over the top. Serve with
● 15ml soy sauce ● 30g 1. Bring a large saucepan thirds. Peel and grate/press any remaining lime cut into
peanut butter ● 1 tsp sugar of water to the boil with the garlic. Halve the lime. wedges for squeezing over.
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food
Sambal teriyaki Serves 2
●150g jasmine rice ● Drizzle
chicken stir-fry of oil ● 260g diced chicken
breast ● 1 echalion shallot
● 2 garlic cloves ● 80g green
beans ● 75g teriyaki sauce
● 15g sambal paste ● 50ml
water for the sauce ● 5g
roasted white sesame seeds
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Serves 2 the heat down to medium pan and season. Cook until the sauce has thickened, 4-6
● 300ml water for rice and cover with the lid. Leave the chicken is browned all minutes, stirring frequently.
● 150g jasmine rice ● 150g to cook for 10 minutes, then over and the beans have Taste the sauce and season
green beans ● 2 x garlic remove the pan from the softened, around 5-6 with salt, pepper and a pinch
cloves ● Drizzle of oil ● 260g heat (still covered) and leave minutes. Turn occasionally. of sugar if needed. Add a
diced chicken breast ● 45g
to the side for 10 minutes or 4. Next, stir the garlic and splash of water if it’s thick.
yellow Thai-style paste ● 1 tsp
sugar ● 150ml water for sauce until ready to serve (the rice yellow Thai-style paste into 6. Divide the rice between
● 25g ketjap manis ● 30g will continue to cook). the chicken pan. Cook until your bowls. Spoon over the
peanut butter 2. Meanwhile, trim and fragrant, around 1 minute. Thai-style chicken and drizzle
halve the green beans. Peel 5. While the chicken cooks, over the peanut sauce.
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SANDRA A short story by Jan Carson
I
leave for uni on Friday. windows and doilies Sandra’s getting the best out. Mostly, I talked about
I’m a late starter. I’ll be under everything. of her. myself. My studies. My
35 next birthday. Mother Sandra has made her Apparently, Sandra is friends. My future plans.
wouldn’t let go of me. love of doilies abundantly great company. In the future, I will listen to
I phone to see how clear. Do not ask me how “How so?” I ask. As this my mother. If this doesn’t
Mother’s coping alone. She she has done this. is my first and only mother, work, I’ll buy her a cat.
claims to have moved a Sandra isn’t a speaking I’ve no means of assessing I come home for
poltergeist into my room. poltergeist. Perhaps she whether it’s normal for older Christmas break. Mother’s
“It was sitting there tapped it out Morse code- women, living alone, to put me in the box room so
empty,” she explains, “and style, or scrawled it into the become so enamoured with it isn’t weird for Sandra,
next door were running out margarine. When I phone a paranormal entity. having a man in her room.
of space. They’d poltergeists home, Mother holds the I’ve asked around at uni. She’s purchased an air
coming out of their ears. phone up so I can hear Many of my peers have bed. The air bed’s too big
You know what it’s like the pervading silence. elderly parents. None have for the box room. I sleep
with old houses.” “See,” she says, “not befriended a poltergeist. with my feet sticking out
“I do,” I say. I do not. a peep out of Sandra. Typically, an older parent, of the door. The air bed
Our house is a newish You wouldn’t even living alone, will seek deflates in increments.
build. No one’s managed know she’s here.” out the company When I wake, there’s
to die in it yet. Or commit Prior to ‘I could hear of their peers, nothing but a plastic puddle
a murder. Or raise the Sandra, every next door’s or acquire a cushioning my aching ribs.
dead. Consequently, it’s poltergeist poltergeists raising companionable I think of Sandra sleeping
poltergeist-free. I had ever pet. I should’ve on my memory foam
merry hell. So I
“Well,” Mother continues, encountered bought a cat mattress. I make a plan
“there I was, rattling round was a
offered to take one for Mother. to get rid of her.
by myself. I could hear next screamer or a off their hands’ Or a Yorkshire
door’s poltergeists raising banger. Sandra terrier. Something I ask Mother if I might
merry hell. So I offered to is something of less sinister with take her out for a bite
take one off their hands. a nonentity. which to fend off her of lunch. I’d like to discuss
They said, ‘Have Sandra. loneliness. the Sandra situation.
All she does is sleep and Mother’s becoming “Sandra’s such a good “We can’t talk properly
watch TV. You’ll have no equally bland. She used listener,” Mother continues. here,” I say. “It feels like
bother with her.’” be a real goer. She ran the “Your father never listened the walls are listening.”
Sandra’s a permanent roads with Mrs McNeill to me. Men don’t make Mother says I’m being
fixture now. Mother has from the WI. good listeners. They like melodramatic. I can talk
redecorated so she feels at If they weren’t out at some the sound of themselves freely in my own house.
home. Previously my room ladies’ meet-up, they were too much.” I can come and go as I
was manly. Mostly blue. on the phone debriefing please.
A little green. There were whatever they’d been at I try not to take this Mother also says we can’t
football scarves pinned to last. Mother’s not mentioned personally. Perhaps go out for lunch because
the walls and posters of Mrs McNeill in months. Mother has a point. I lived she needs to switch the TV
bands from my youth. Similarly, it’s been ages under her roof for 35 years. on at 12. Sandra always
illustration: Getty
Now my room is pink since I was subjected to I’ve no idea what she thinks watches Bargain Hunt.
and frilly. The duvet cover a blow by blow of what about the climate crisis, Sandra goes crazy if
is a florid shade of blush passes for news on the local which books she devoured she misses her favourite
and cerise. There are lace grapevine. On the phone in her youth or how she programmes. This isn’t a
curtains in both of the Mother has little to say. imagined her life would turn problem because Mother
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fiction
weekend. “Sandra and
I have discussed this,” she
mumbles. “We think it’s best
if you find your own place.
Don’t worry about the
money. I’ve a good bit put
away. It’ll stretch to a flat
or a little house.”
“This is my home,” I say.
“You can’t kick me out.
Sandra’s not even family.”
Mother scuffs some moss
with her toe. “Sorry son,”
she says. “You’re young.
You’ll find your feet. Sandra
has nowhere else to go.”
“Rubbish,” I say, “Sandra
can go right back to where
she came from.”
However, it turns out
Sandra can’t. When I ask
next door to take their
poltergeist back, they
look at me like I’m mad.
“We’re not missing
any,” they say.
As if on cue, their
poltergeists begin
screeching and
banging overhead.
“What about Sandra?”
enjoys the same such a palaver getting out can’t see beyond the I ask.
programmes. Mother of the house.” poltergeist who is “We’ve never had
watches a lot of television At this point, I should say, monopolising my room. a Sandra.”
these days. She’s quit “I’m concerned about your I lead my mother out to They might be lying. If
attending her sewing circle mental health, Mother. You’re the garden where Sandra I were them, I’d deny all
and her flower arranging using Sandra as an excuse. won’t be able to hear. I sit knowledge of Sandra too.
and the book group in You need to make an effort her down on a deck chair. Next door says, “Sandra’s
the library. to be social or you’ll “Here’s the thing, not a poltergeist name. Are
She needs to be home become even more isolated Mother,” I say, “with the you sure your mother’s not
for Sandra. Sandra than you already are.” economy in the state it is, made her up?”
can’t work the remote by I should probably also I’m going to have to move
herself. “Because she’s say, “I know this is hard to home after uni. Just for Jan
an apparition,” Mother hear, Mother, but perhaps a while. To save. Carson’s new
collection
explains. you need to let Sandra “I can’t possibly live in of stories,
Mother doesn’t mind go. I’m saying this because the box room. I’ll need my Quickly,
missing her clubs. She’s lost I love you. I miss the way old room. The poltergeist While They
interest in the book group. you used to be.” has to go.” Still Have
Horses
They only ever seem to read Mother looks at her (Doubleday,
Gone Girl. “I’d rather stay But I’m selfish. I am not slippers. I haven’t seen £16.99) is
home,” Mother says. “It’s thinking about Mother. I her in outdoor shoes all out now
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Elaine join forces as George explorer who expanded comfort Rhona and Charles manager Sam and plasterer
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her brother, Roger Pope – to the East Yorkshire Rowan as a fraud, and Rita 9.00 Stacey Solomon’s
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10.45 Big Little Crimes 11.15 7.15 Bridge of Lies (R) 8.00 9.00 Lorraine Entertainment news. Rock from the Sun (R) 8.05
Homes Under the Hammer (R) Sign Zone: Gardeners’ World 10.00 This Morning Celebrity chat. Everybody Loves Raymond (R)
12.15pm Bargain Hunt (R) (R) 9.00 BBC News 1.00pm 12.30pm Loose Women Debate. 9.30 Frasier (R) 11.00 Work on
1.00 BBC News; Newsline Impossible. Quiz show. (R) 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News; the Wild Side (R) 12.05pm Sun,
1.45 Clive Myrie’s Italian Road Trip 1.45 The Edge Gameshow. (R) Weather The key headlines. Sea and Selling Houses (R)
An ancient Roman art form. (R) 2.30 Lose Weight and Get Fit 1.55 UTV Live; Weather 1.05 Find It, Fix It, Flog It (R)
2.15 Money for Nothing (5/20) with Tom Kerridge (R) 2.00 ITV Racing: Grand National 2.10 Countdown Dr Nighat Arif
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bureau and a wedding dress. 3.45 Italy’s Invisible Cities (R) presents coverage of day one, 3.00 A Place in the Sun (R)
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Aintree Hurdle, plus races at
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2.20, 2.55, 4.05 and 4.40.
include Murano glass fruit, 6.00 Richard Osman’s House to combat a leaky roof. (R)
5.00 The Chase Bradley Walsh
a cocktail cabinet, a 1920s of Games Quiz show. (R) 6.00 A Place in the Sun On the
presents as contestants
purse and a dentist’s lamp. 6.30 Great Coastal Railway Rob, Kate, Bernice and Adam Greek island of Crete. (R)
4.30 Bridge of Lies (24/25) Quiz. Journeys (4/20) Michael work as a team to take on one 6.30 The Simpsons Homer pawns
5.15 Pointless Low-scoring quiz. Portillo visits an outdoor of the ruthless Chasers and the TV to pay for family
6.00 BBC News; Newsline theatre built into a cliffside. secure a cash prize. (R) counselling sessions. (R)
7.00 The One Show With Clara 7.00 Britain’s Biggest Dig 6.00 UTV Live; Weather 7.00 Channel 4 News
Amfo and Roman Kemp. How Birmingham’s Victorian 6.30 ITV Evening News; 8.00 The Dog House A Jack
7.30 EastEnders Gloria wakes working class residents Weather News headlines. Russell puppy has a second
up in hospital after suffering made their home city one of 7.30 Emmerdale It’s Rhona’s chance of a home with
a heart attack, George is the most important industrial day in court, Kerry makes George – provided he can
sent on a trip down memory centres on the planet. (R) a big decision, and Cain win over his parents. (R)
lane, and Ben is sentenced. 8.00 Amazing Hotels: Life needs to pick a side. 9.00 Taskmaster (3/10) Joanne
8.00 MasterChef John Torode Beyond the Lobby 8.30 Rare Breed – A Farming McNally, John Robins, Nick
and Gregg Wallace task six Monica Galetti and Rob Year It’s November and the Mohammed, Sophie Willan
contenders with taking an Rinder go behind the Hutchinsons are hoping for and Steve Pemberton
ingredient from ‘basic to scenes at Nusfjord Arctic good news, while James continue their battle to
brilliant’. Four also complete Resort in Norway. (R) and the Callaghans gather become series champion.
a task in which whole 9.00 Alexander McQueen: for the biggest date in the Questions arising from this
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9.00 The Apprentice (11/12) (4/6) A journey through 9.00 The Twelve (3/10) Steve’s no-vowels gamble
The candidates faces the Alexander McQueen’s life in Detective Sam Chedid takes pay off, why does Sophie
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There’s tears, turmoil of staff at a jungle animal involvement. With the Greg Davies remorselessly
and tough talking as the hospital in Guatemala, trial under way, some jurors judges the five quaking
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10.00 BBC News; Newsline 10.00 The Apprentice: 10.05 ITV News at Ten; 10.00 Big Mood (5&6/6) Double
10.40 The View Mark Carruthers You’re Fired Tom Allen Weather Reports. bill. Eddie takes to London’s
presents a review of the interviews the show’s freshly 10.35 UTV Live; Weather nightlife to find a rich man
week’s political news, rejected candidate, who 10.50 Fly Tipping: Britain’s and has a run-in with her
including reports on the reveals what it is really like Rubbish Nightmare – mother; Maggie and Eddie
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and Westminster. 10.30 Newsnight The day’s in England deal with prepare for the future.
11.20 Wreck Double bill. Jamie events with Kirsty Wark. over a million fly tipping 11.10 Gogglebox TV critiques. (R)
and Vivian’s morals are put to the 11.15 Surgeons: At the Edge of Life incidents each year, Lucy 12.10am Random Acts 12.25
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gang members race against time to Zone: Dragons’ Den (R) 1.15 Saving Rampage 12.50am Shop on TV 3.00 Zealand (R) 4.40 Renovation Nation (R)
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(R) 12.55-6.00am BBC News (R) 3.15-6.15am This Is BBC Two 6.00am The Best of Saint & Greavsie 6.10am Sunday Brunch Best Bits (R)
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Homes Under the Hammer (R) Antiques Roadshow (R) 9.00 10.00 This Morning Celebrity chat. Everybody Loves Raymond (R)
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hosted by Gabby Logan. (R) 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News; Sea and Selling Houses (R)
1.45 Hope Street (5/15) Sly is Weather The key headlines.
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with Tom Kerridge (R) 1.55 UTV Live; Weather 2.10 Countdown Word game.
2.30 Clive Myrie’s Italian Road Trip 2.00 ITV Racing: Grand National
3.00 Jay Blades’ Home Fix A look 3.00 A Place in the Sun (R)
The hot springs of Saturnia. (R) Festival Ed Chamberlin
at lawns. Last in series. (R) 4.00 A New Life in the Sun (R)
3.00 Escape to the Country (R) 3.45 Italy’s Invisible Cities In presents day two, including the
5.00 Chateau DIY JB’s engineering
3.45 The Bidding Room A Black Florence. Last in series. (R) 4.05 Randox Supports Race skills are put to the test. (R)
Forest-style bear, a railway 4.45 The Best Dishes Ever (R) Against Dementia Topham
6.00 A Place in the Sun A couple
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4.30 Bridge of Lies (25/25) Friends 6.00 Richard Osman’s House 2.55, 3.30 and 4.40. the Mar Menor in Spain. (R)
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both teams’ third match of the Ricardo Montalban. ★★★★
National Festival Races. which has problems. (R)
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