STAND UP COMEDY SCRIPT

RUDRA:Hello seniors,I'm Rudra Sheth and I am a Science student,and I'm not proud about it anymore.It
feels like"dumb ways to die."

Anyways,coming to u guys,aap saalo se hume hasa rahe ho,aur ab ye tension humare sir pe h.Aap logo ki
fav movies konsi h,I'm pretty sure those r 3Idiots,Zindagi Na Milegi Dubara,Jab we Met etc etc,not
Adipurush,uski baat nai karenge yaha par.But I'll tell u 1 film jisme thoda thoda ye sab
h,comedy,action,romance,drama and tragedy.Is film ka naam,SCHOOL.

Is film ke 3 characters h,Sci,Comm and Arts,oops,'Humanities'.Sci is a daring person,is bande

ne,#personification,is bande ne lockdown ke baad titration ke naam pe Rooh Afza banaya.Commerce,jo
apna credit card aur Bank Balance chod kar,dusro ka tally kar raha h.Humanities,an old schl guy,u
know.Ye ab tak Babar Humayu pe atka h.

Coming to me,mene Sci liya tha cz I had big dreams,Engineer,Robotics,AI,aur bhi boht the.But for what
I'm doing right now,the credit goes to only 1 person.

Now,I would like to call the most useless,daring and annoying person I have tolerated kuch zyada hi time
se.Give it up for TANMAY SAIWAL!

Tanmay: Intro me real facts nai bolne the.Acha nvm,do u know guys,aaj ye jo hum kar rahe h,wo humare
great future ka hit and trial h.

Rudra: OHH,I SEE,VERY GREAT!

Tanmay: Bas mauka chahiye tujhe.Anyways,guys,hum sabka aisa(pointing towards Rudra) dost hota hi
h."Partners in crime."Iske saath mene boht kuch kiya h,classes bunk ki(look towards Tonmoy sir and
say" these r just jokes"),classes me tiffin khaya aur..

Rudra:Merse maar khayi..

Tanmay: Acha,par nikal aaye h tere.Batadu sabko,hein?

Rudra: What?

Tanmay: Acha chod,me kisi ko nai batanuga ki tune "YAADU KA JAADU" naam kiske liye rakha tha(Yash
and Aditi ka reference).

Rudra: Sorry Yash bhaiya.

Tanmay: Me too.

Rudra: Tanmay,ek sher yaad aaya h,sunau?Mauka h,mahaul h,seniors h..

Tanmay: Go ahead,it doesnt matter if u waste their another 2 minutes.

Rudra: Arz kya h,gaur famayega!

Chote h pal,chote h ye lamhey,magar inme badi khushiya h (X2)

Kayi cheeze bhul jayenge hum,par wo tofa zaroor yaad rahega jo hume schl ne diya h.
Tanmay: I knew it,sikh raha h,sikh raha h

Rudra: Tanmay,tell them more abt their fav film.Aur bata inko.

Tanmay: Konsi?

Rudra: Schl idiot.

Tanmay: Ohh ha!Guys I'll tell u the art of multiple genres mixed in 1 film.Comedy,jab humare bsf ko
teacher ki daat pade aur wo humare baaju me betha ho.Romance...samajh rahe ho.Drama,break
up.Tragedy,break up part 2 after patch up.And action..

Rudra: Ohh I'll tell u.Action,when Tanmay called Aditi didi "Aadu" and Yash was standing behind him.

Tanmay: Bro,i weigh 70 kgs,Im not easy uthane ke liye jab mere haat per tut jaye.soch le

Rudra: Dont worry,Yash bhaiya tujhe nai marenge.Pura 12th maarega.

Tanmay: Nai,these r the best seniors we have got.Thank u so much guys for inspiring us to be DAAT
RESISTENT.

RUDRA: I'm not saying this,he is the one.

Tanmay: This was our time,thanks a lot guys.

Rudra: You have been a lovely audience for tolerating us pure 4 min tak!