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Men Behaving Badly s6 Ep1 Stag Night Simon Nye
Men Behaving Badly s6 Ep1 Stag Night Simon Nye
Men Behaving Badly s6 Ep1 Stag Night Simon Nye
by
Simon Nye
SERIES VI
Episode one:
[ PRE-TITLES: ]
GARY HESITATES.
DOROTHY: Yes.
TONY: Yeah. And you know Princess Di’s dress was all
creased when she went up the aisle, I reckon that was because
the Queen had been hogging the iron.
GARY: Uh huh.
GARY: No.
GARY: Course.
GARY: Yeah, you do. Still, the great thing is, nothing
will change. I’ll still be the same Gary and she’ll still be the
same unique...
TONY: Dorothy-
GARY: Dorothy.
TONY: Ta mate.
TONY: Obviously.
DOROTHY: Ton-
DOROTHY: Hi Tony.
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DOROTHY: Yes, you can say it, but then I’ll have to kill you.
DEBORAH: No-
TONY: Snazzy?
HE HANGS UP.
GARY: No.
ANTHEA’S EXPRESSION.
ANTHEA: Oh thanks.
TONY: Ta mate.
TONY: It’s this new job I’ve got, hiring out these pools
to, like, knocked-up women.
GARY: Yeah.
GARY: What?
DEBORAH: Just a wild guess, are you off on your stag night?
DEBORAH: Tony, I hear you took the job Dorothy told you
about. That’s great.
FADE TO:
GARY: It’s the quite small room with the bath in it.
SALLY-ANNE: Hi Gary.
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SALLY-ANNE: Oh dear.
TONY: Why?
TONY: Oh, I’m sure she liked you, but not in a sexual
way. (CONFUSED) No, hang on a minute-
GARY: I know.
GARY: In fact, don’t take this the wrong way but would
you mind leaving under a blanket?
SALLY-ANNE: Bye.
GARY: Bye.
GARY: Really.
GARY RETURNS.
DEB’S FRIEND: Yes, she said you were quite keen. So what
temperature should the water be maintained a-
ANTHEA: Of course.
ANTHEA: Sorry.
TONY: Thanks.
TONY: Or Bilbo.
DEBORAH: Anyway...
TONY: Anyway...
TONY: Who?
GARY: No.
GARY HESITATES.
GARY: No.
TONY: No.
TONY: Sorry.
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DOROTHY: }
GARY: } Get out!
FADE TO:
GARY: Well, it’s only been five years, hasn’t it. You’re
not warmed up.
TONY: It’s like you and marriage, isn’t it. You’ve taken
a cool, calm look at marriage and decided that: Yes!
GARY: Yes-
TONY: Yes-
GARY: Yes-
TONY: Yeah.
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