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Dana S. Dunn
Moravian College
Jane S. Halonen
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Brief Contents
Preface
CHAPTER 9 What Career Options Are There for Students with a BA or BS in Psychology
CHAPTER 10 How Do You Apply To and Get Into Graduate Programs in Psychology
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Preface
One of our favorite childhood books is Oh, the Places You’ll Go! by Dr. Seuss. We have always been impressed
by the open-ended prospects that the phrase invokes; we always smile when we hear it. We both experience that
same sense of optimism when we hear students identify psychology as their chosen major.
Selecting a major is one of the most significant decisions one can make in young adulthood. Selecting the
wrong major is an expensive and inefficient means of getting through the undergraduate years. In contrast,
selecting the right major can make those years rich in present experiences and prepare you for your future.
Although psychology is a popular major, it is also hugely misunderstood. That misunderstanding is held not
just by loved ones who worry about career opportunities but also by some who major in psychology. With good
advising, hard work, and focused energy, a degree in psychology can open a wide range of amazing possibilities
for any student. However, poor advising and lackluster performance in psychology can reinforce some people’s
perceptions that it is a weak major. Therefore, the objective of this book is to help students to declare the
psychology major if it is in their best interest to do so, to successfully leverage what they learn in the major, and to
prepare for a psychology-related future.
NOTE TO STUDENTS
We wrote this book for you, whether you are a traditional-aged college student or a more seasoned adult learner
interested in exploring the options associated with being a psychology major. You might be a college-bound
student fresh out of high school who is curious about psychology. Or perhaps you are already enrolled in college
and about to decide on an academic major area of study and you want to know if majoring in psychology is right
for you. Some readers may have already taken the plunge and want some guidance about what careers are
available to psychology majors or advice on how to pursue graduate study in psychology.
Whatever your background, The Psychology Major’s Companion: Everything You Need to Know to Get You
Where You Want to Go is designed to satisfy your needs. We address a variety of key questions, including:
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We included some special features that should help students engage and personalize their learning. Each chapter
has a feature called “A Major Success Story” that profiles former students who have successfully navigated life
after graduation. We hope these will be inspirational and provide some good exemplars to cite when students
discuss their choice of the psychology major.
The Companion’s “Reality Check” features will help students personalize the learning in each chapter. The
Reality Checks provide an opportunity to apply the principles of the chapter to their own course and career
planning.
We are proud that the Companion uses emerging best practices from the collaborative national work on the
undergraduate psychology curriculum from the American Psychological Association (APA). Our discussions of
curriculum design and assessment strategies reflect recent work from the APA’s Puget Sound Conference and the
Guidelines for the Undergraduate Psychology Major, Version 2.0. As participants in those efforts, we wanted to
ensure that our work here reflects the most current and helpful content.
Supplements
To support instructors in student assessment and in teaching, we have written a test bank comprised of multiple
choice and essay questions as well as lecture slides that summarize the content of each chapter. These materials
are password protected and available from the book’s website (www.macmillanlearning.com/dunnhalonen1e).
Academic/major advisors in psychology departments (primarily faculty members) should welcome the text and
its supplements as a resource to assign or to recommend to students. Advisors often find that they must answer the
same set of questions over and over again. We hope that by providing a comprehensive treatment of curricular and
career issues, we provide a resource that students can use to find the answers to some of these questions.
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
We are delighted to be a part of the Worth/Macmillan family and are grateful to our editor and good friend,
Christine Cardone, for suggesting we work on this book together. Her enthusiasm for the project, coupled with her
perceptive suggestions, helped us to refine our vision for the book. During the production process, we appreciated
the precision and professionalism of the production
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team, including that of Jane O’Neill and Anna Paganelli. We thank the peer reviewers who read a first draft of the
book: Suzanne C. Baker (James Madison University), Madeleine Fugère (Eastern Connecticut University),
Timothy Franz (St. John Fisher University), Rachelle Cohen (Georgia State University), and Jana McCurdy
(College of Western Idaho).
Dana is grateful to his children, Jake and Hannah, for their interest in and support of his work. He is also
grateful to—and thankful for—Jane, whose friendship has taken him many places he never expected. He thanks
the Moravian College Faculty Development and Research Committee for providing him with a summer 2014
grant that enabled him to work on the book. His colleagues in the Department of Psychology at Moravian College
continue to inspire his teaching efforts and he appreciates their dedication to good pedagogy.
Jane marvels at the fact that she is about to celebrate 40 years of married life with her chief supporter and best
friend. She is distinctly grateful for the APA Psychology Partnerships Project that brought Dana and her together,
little realizing how intertwined their professional lives would become. It has been a fulfilling collaboration that
just keeps elevating the bar. She also wants to acknowledge the support she has had from her colleagues at three
different institutions—Alverno College, James Madison University, and the University of West Florida—who
have fingerprints all over the ideas presented in this text.
A FINAL NOTE
This is by no means our first writing project together but it was certainly the most fun to do. Why? Simply
because we got to swap stories and perspectives on the wonderful students we have taught over the years. We also
had ample opportunity to rely on the wisdom of our many colleagues in psychology, including perhaps especially
those who are so active in the Society for the Teaching of Psychology (Division 2 of the APA).
We welcome comments and suggestions from instructors regarding this first edition of the Companion. We
hope you have as much fun reading the Companion as we did in writing it.
Dana S. Dunn
Bethlehem, Pennsylvania
Jane S. Halonen
Pensacola, Florida
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What about you? Do these reasons characterize your own thoughts about going to college or do you have other
reasons you might add to this list?
How did this recent group of college-bound students see themselves? They rated the following qualities as
being a “somewhat strong” or “major strength” of theirs compared with the average person their age:
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with a positive attitude. After all, a balanced life will help you to retain what you learn in class, whether you
choose psychology or another major.
TABLE 1.1
Information from: Cranney & Dunn (2011b, p. 4). Oxford University Press.
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Are you already a college student or are you thinking about going to college? Is college the right solution for
you? Answer the questions in Reality Check: Is College the Right Path for You? to assess whether college is a
good fit for your future.
As you read each chapter, don’t forget this important fact: Among all the things that college is, it is a privilege.
Census data show that as recently as 2013, only about 32% of adults in the United States had a 4-year college
degree.
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Despite the popular hype that “college is now a necessity,” most of our fellow citizens have not had the good
fortune to complete a college degree. Having the opportunity to go to college is still a singular event and one that
can be life changing. Coupled with choosing the right major, your college education should prove to be satisfying
and fulfilling. We hope you feel this way, just as we hope that the insights we share with you about psychology
will help you to make the most of your education.
THOUGHT QUESTIONS
1. What do you hope to get from a college education? Why?
3. Do you know anyone who is already majoring in psychology? What do they like about their studies?
4. What kinds of out-of-class activities do you think you might like to pursue during college?
5. If you decided not to attend college, what would you do instead? Why?
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J ane remembers what a struggle it was to try to help her grandmother understand what she planned to do in
college. She described her excitement about what she was learning about human behavior in her psychology
classes. She anticipated how interesting it would be to do research on unsolved questions about human behavior.
She shared a hope that she would be able someday to use what she learned to help people with their problems as a
clinical psychologist. Grandma nodded appreciatively. Later, Jane overheard her bragging to a neighbor that her
granddaughter was studying to be “a brain surgeon.”
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It isn’t surprising that the discipline of psychology can be a hard one to grasp. When that conversation
transpired in the late 1960s, we didn’t have much in the way of visible representatives who could help the
unschooled come to terms with what it meant to study “psychology.” Although we now have abundant examples
of psychology in the media, many exemplars are narrow or misleading stereotypes that don’t do much to reveal
the true nature of the discipline. Despite the fact that psychology has produced some Nobel Prize winners, images
of “Dr. Phil” McGraw tend to come to the minds of the public as the quintessential psychologist.
Most depictions in the entertainment media involve the noble (and sometimes flawed) clinical psychologist
striving to make a difference in people’s lives, often in forensic or legal settings. Such treatments tend to be great
recruiting devices to students into the major but also unfortunately set prospective students up to think that the
sum total of the major is about the diagnosis and treatment of
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mental health problems. These students typically become disappointed when they learn that clinical matters
actually represent a very small percentage of the undergraduate curriculum.
To set the stage for later personal explorations of fit with the psychology major (Chapter 3), in this chapter we
will discuss two key topics: What exactly does the discipline of psychology entail, and what can you expect from
a major in psychology?
WHAT IS PSYCHOLOGY?
In this section, we take a look at how psychology has evolved from its origins to its complex contemporary
character, which involves both research and practice. We explore the difficulty the discipline has had in trying to
establish a clear-cut identity for itself. We conclude this section by equipping you to dispel the myths that persist
about the nature of psychology, myths that you may confront as you navigate your way through the major.
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and cognitive approaches. It’s beyond our purpose to do a systematic discussion of all of the trends and
orientations in psychology. (If you are a major, you will probably have the opportunity/obligation to study that
evolution in a history of psychology course.) To be fair, psychologists have not yet arrived at a shared paradigm or
approach for studying behavior, which contributes to the confusion that exists about what psychology truly
represents.
Most contemporary psychologists would agree with the definition of psychology as the scientific study of
mind and behavior in human and nonhuman animals. Thus, psychology majors scientifically study the way
living organisms behave, learn, think, and feel. An undergraduate degree doesn’t qualify psychology majors to
claim the title of psychologist, but psychology majors do learn to think as psychologists do by completing the
major.
Let’s take the definition apart because it will help to explain why the major is so easily misunderstood and
might not appeal to everyone. First—and psychologists tend to be quite passionate about this point—psychology
is a SCIENCE. We use scientific methods to draw conclusions about mind and behavior. Stanovich (2007)
summarized that a science is not defined by any specific content area or technologies but by the general
characteristics of the process used for validating conclusions. He suggested that the sciences concentrate on (a)
reliance on systematic empiricism (direct observation); (b) commitment to making findings public to expand and
build our understanding; and (c) application of key ideas in solving problems.
Psychologists like to describe behavior with a high degree of precision, carefully distinguishing descriptions of
behavior from inferences drawn about behavior. We demonstrate the value of carefully defined behavior by
relying on “operational” definitions, meaning we define behaviors through the use of observable operations. For
example, if we are going to research playground aggression, we must carefully delineate what “counts” as an
aggressive act. Must a punch be thrown or can mean words count as an aggressive act? Abiding by the rules of
science, the psychologist is obligated to define key ideas in such a way that others could reproduce the same
research protocols. Defined properly, we measure behavior and subject our measurements to statistical analyses to
establish whether our experiments or research designs produce the outcomes we expect. Psychologists use a
variety of strategies, from self-report measures to behavioral observations to fMRI scans—that is, all of the
approaches psychologists use adhere to the scientific method.
“Mind and behavior” is an expansive way to talk about the content of what psychologists study. Over time,
some subgroups in psychology have concentrated on one arena or another. For examples, behaviorists, who
declared their founding principles in a historic manifesto (Watson, 1913), believed that the only valid focus of
study was observable behavior. If you couldn’t directly observe a phenomenon, then it had no place in their labs.
In contrast, cognitive psychology broadened the focus to justify studying covert activity, such as dreaming and
thinking. This field uses 1956—the year George Miller published a seminal article about the capacity of human
information processing—as its official origin.
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Psychologists don’t restrict themselves to the study of humans. Contemporary psychology labs can feature
primates, planaria, or pelicans, among others. Virtually any life form that engages in behavior can be the focus of
a psychological investigation. Although enthusiasm has waned a bit for requiring students to work with animals as
a part of their major, psychologists remain committed to conducting research on animals as long as they abide by
strict rules to protect and care for those animals (Plous, 1996). Similarly, research with humans is also governed
by a standard set of regulations.
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Technically, research has the potential to help people, too. And the remarkable thing about psychology is the wild
diversity of options one can study. However, simply contrasting the psychology communities as “research” or
“practice” doesn’t capture the richness of the topics that can be studied in psychology.
The American Psychological Association (APA) maintains special interest groups that provide a great array
of the special interests psychology fostered within psychology. Table 2.1 reflects the full range of subdisciplines
that constitute contemporary psychology. As you can see in Table 2.1, only some divisions (numbers 12, 17, 29,
39, 42, and 49) deal explicitly with the clinically or counseling-oriented issues most laypeople think of when they
think of “psychology.”
TABLE 2.1
Division 10: Society for the Psychology of Aesthetics, Creativity and the Arts
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MAAILMAN-MATTI. Se liikkuu.
AKIANTERI. Siitä puuttuu joku niksi, mutta kyllä minä sen keksin,
ja silloin loistaa Aaretti Akianterin nimi kuin kuunsarvi kirkkaalla
taivaalla.