Kate:

Wow! These are... Oh, geez.

Danny
Nice, nice.

Kate:
It's just been a while
since I've been in ____________, sorry.

Danny
- Okay, okay.

Kate
Oh, gosh. Okay.

Danny
Get there. Yeah, great.

Kate
Oh, my God! These are _________________!

Kate
How much are these?

Sales assistant
_________.

Danny
___________?
What, do you come with them?
My parents' house costs $__________
No, no.
No. What, did Mickey Mantle sign those?
Why are they ___________, they made outta _________________?
Walk away.

Kate

Yeah. You know what?

We won't really be needing them anyway.
'Cause I'm actually starting to...
I'm actually starting to feel not so hot.
Is it warm in here?
I'm not sure I'll be able to make it
this evening.

Danny:
Very good. Okay, you know what?
We'll take them.
It's your Christmas bonus.

Kate
Oh, really?

Okay, then I would like them in _________, too.

In case a __________ breaks or I just want to cuddle.
It's beautiful.
Danny:
You sicken me.

Kate
Yes, well, that's why we're getting a ______________-.

Danny:
We're getting a divorce
because you're greedy, schemy and _______________.

Sales assistant:
Actually, I think you need to get
the matching ________, too.

Kate:
Yeah, I think I should.
Thank you, Laurie. I agree.

Danny:
All the girls are sticking together.
Isn't that sweet?
She's on your side, what a ____________.

Kate
You asked for this. Trust me.

Danny:
You asked for this.

AT HAIRDRESSER

Ernesto(hairdresser)
No.
No.
Hell, no! No, no, no!

Kate:
What do you mean, no?
No? No what?

Ernesto:
No hope. Okay? There's only one word for it.

Danny:
What is it?
Ernesto:
Neglect.
Okay? This is the one word
for the whole thing.
Are you the ______________?

Danny
I'm the soon to be ex-husband.

Kate
We're getting a __________.

Ernesto:
Well, you know he's not divorcing you.
He's divorcing your head.

Danny:
True 'dat, Ernesto. Right on the money.

Ernesto
Your hair is so messed up, I don't even...
Let me count the ways.
It's ___________, it's dead, it's flat.

Danny:
Don't forget _________.

Ernesto:
It don't smell, particularly...

Kate:
Okay, I think we got it.
You bad.

Ernesto:
You is bad. Give me a little bit.
That's bad, though.

Kate
You guys, come on, seriously.
Ernesto, can you just, please,
do something, so we can be home
and I can get out of here?

Ernesto:
Hurricane Katrina could do something, baby.
I'm gonna do something transcendent.

Katya! Yuri, Mrs. Hwiggins!