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Toaz - Info Six Libretto PR
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Personajes
CATHERINE DE ARAGON
ANNE BOLEYN
JANE SEYMOUR
ANNA DE CLEVES
KATHERINE HOWARD
CATHERINE PARR
Instrumentos
Piano
Guitarra
Bajo
Bateria
Espacio
El escenario en si
Time
Actualidad
Six: The Musical
Musical Numbers
PRIMER ACTO
0. Preludio (Instrumental).............................................................................................................................................. 1
1. Ex-Wives (todas)........................................................................................................................................................... 1
1a. Ex-Wives Reprise (Instrumental)....................................................................................................................... 5
2. No Way (Aragon).......................................................................................................................................................... 8
2a. Donde Esta Mi Crown (Instrumental).......................................................................................................... 12
2b. The One You’ve Been Waiting For (Todas menos Boleyn).................................................................13
3. Don’t Lose Ur Head (Boleyn)............................................................................................................................... 14
3a. I’m Like Dead (Instrumental & Boleyn)........................................................................................................ 21
4. Heart Of Stone (Seymour)...................................................................................................................................... 22
4a. Pre-Holbein (Instrumental)................................................................................................................................ 24
5. Haus Of Holbein (todas)........................................................................................................................................ 24
6. Get Down (Cleves)..................................................................................................................................................... 28
6a. After Get Down (Instrumental)........................................................................................................................ 32
7. All You Wanna Do (Howard)............................................................................................................................... 34
7a. After All You Wanna Do (Instrumental).................................................................................................... 39
8. I Don’t Need Your Love (Parr)........................................................................................................................... 40
8a. Pre-SIX Bams (Instrumental)............................................................................................................................. 46
9. Six (todas)...................................................................................................................................................................... 47
10. Megasix (todas)........................................................................................................................................................ 50
11. Playout (Instumental)............................................................................................................................................ 52
SIX:THE MUSICAL -1-
ACT ONE
#0 – Prelude (Instrumental)
(Un clavecín entretiene al público en su llegada. En esta pieza se pueden reconocer canciones
famosas de algunas de las artistas pop más conocidas. Entre esta “mezcla” se puede escuchar un
tema muy popular conocido como “Greensleves” el cual da paso a:)
#1 – Ex-Wives (All)
(Una explosión hace que la habitación se vuelva mas oscura. La cortina se abre dando a ver a seis
mujeres entre humo y luces cegadoras, y:)
ARAGON:
DIVORCED
BOLEYN:
BEHEADED
SEYMOUR:
DIED
CLEVES:
DIVORCED
HOWARD:
BEHEADED
PARR:
SURVIVED
ALL:
LIVE
ARAGON:
LISTEN UP, LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
BOLEYN:
A STORY THAT YOU THINK YOU’VE HEARD BEFORE
SEYMOUR:
WE KNOW YOU KNOW OUR NAMES AND OUR FAME AND OUR FACES
CLEVES:
KNOW ALL ABOUT THE GLORIES AND THE DISGRACES
HOWARD:
I’M DONE ‘CAUSE ALL THIS TIME I’VE BEEN JUST ONE WORD IN A STUPID RHYME
- 2- SIX:THE MUSICAL
PARR:
SO I PICKED UP A PEN AND A MICROPHONE
ALL:
HISTORY’S ABOUT TO GET OVERTHROWN
ARAGON:
DIVORCED
BOLEYN:
BEHEADED
SEYMOUR:
DIED
CLEVES:
DIVORCED
HOWARD:
BEHEADED
PARR:
SURVIVED
ALL:
BUT JUST FOR YOU TONIGHT
WE’RE DIVORCED, BEHEADED… LIVE!
ARAGON:
ALL YOU EVER HEAR AND READ ABOUT
BOLEYN:
IS OUR EX AND THE WAY IT ENDED
SEYMOUR:
BUT A PAIR DOESN’T BEAT A ROYAL FLUSH
CLEVES:
YOU’RE GONNA FIND OUT HOW HE GOT UNFRIENDED
SIX:THE MUSICAL -3-
HOWARD:
TONIGHT WE’RE GONNA DO OURSELVES JUSTICE
‘CAUSE WE’RE TAKING YOU TO COURT
PARR:
EV’RY TUDOR ROSE HAS ITS THORNS
AND WE’RE GONNA HEAR ‘EM LIVE IN CONSORT
ARAGON:
DIVORCED
BOLEYN:
BEHEADED
SEYMOUR:
DIED
CLEVES:
DIVORCED
HOWARD:
BEHEADED
PARR:
SURVIVED
ALL:
BUT JUST FOR YOU TONIGHT
WE’RE DIVORCED, BEHEADED… LIVE!
OTHERS:
DIVORCED
ARAGON:
MY NAME’S CATH’RINE OF ARAGON,
WAS MARRIED TWENTY FOUR YEARS, I’M A PARAGON OF
ROYALTY MY LOYALTY IS TO THE VATICAN, SO IF YOU TRY TO
DUMP ME… YOU WON’T TRY THAT AGAIN
- 4- SIX:THE MUSICAL
OTHERS:
BEHEADED
BOLEYN:
I’M THAT BOLEYN GIRL AND I’M UP NEXT
SEE, I BROKE ENGLAND FROM THE CHURCH… YEAH, I’M THAT SEXY
WHY DID I LOSE MY HEAD? WELL MY SLEEVES MAY BE GREEN
BUT MY LIPSTICK’S RED
OTHERS:
DIED
SEYMOUR:
JANE SEYMOUR, ‘THE ONLY ONE HE TRULY LOVED’
OTHERS:
RUDE
SEYMOUR:
WHEN MY SON WAS NEWLY BORN I DIED
BUT I’M NOT WHAT I SEEM, OR AM I?
STICK A ROUND AND YOU’LL SUDDENLY SEE MORE…
OTHERS:
DIVORCED
CLEVES:
ICH BIN ANNA OF CLEVES
OTHERS:
JA?
CLEVES:
WHEN HE SAW MY PORTRAIT, HE WAS LIKE
OTHERS:
“JA!”
CLEVES:
BUT I “DIDN’T LOOK AS GOOD AS I DID IN PIC”
FUNNY HOW WE ALL DISCUSS THAT BUT NEVER HENRY’S LITTLE PR…
HOWARD:
PRICK UP YOUR EARS, I’M THE KATH’RINE WHO LOST HER HEAD
OTHERS:
BEHEADED
HOWARD:
FOR MY PROMISCUITY OUTSIDE OF WED
SIX:THE MUSICAL -5-
(HOWARD)
LOCK UP YOUR HUSBANDS, LOCK UP YOUR SONS,
K HOWARD IS HERE AND THE FUN’S BEGUN
OTHERS:
SURVIVED
PARR:
FIVE DOWN, I’M THE FINAL WIFE
I SAW HIM TO THE END OF HIS LIFE
I’M THE SURVIVOR CATH’RINE PARR
I BET YOU WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THIS FAR
I SAID, I BET YOU WANNA KNOW HOW WE GOT THIS FAR
ALL:
DO YOU WANNA KNOW HOW WHE GOT THIS FAR? THEN
(audience reaction)
(audience reaction)
SEYMOUR: We are…
ALL:
SIX
(audience reaction)
ARAGON: That’s right Girl, we’ve got riffs to ruffle your ruffs!
- 6- SIX:THE MUSICAL
(ARAGON’s ad lib.)
(They laugh)
BOLEYN:
WE’VE GOT MAGGIE ON THE GEE-TAR!
CLEVES:
WE’VE GOT BESSIE ON THE BASS!
ARAGON: And with beats so sick they’ll give you gout, it’s Maria on the drums!
SEYMOUR: Really, really old school (laughs at own joke, then:) But we’re not here to have fun.
ARAGON: Uh uh.
ALL:
SIX
ARAGON: Yes, everyone wants to know who’s the most important wife.
ARAGON: But tonight we’re gonna answer your questions once and for all.
SEYMOUR: That’s right. We’re here to help you figure out which of us is…
HOWARD: The Thomas Cromwell among the royal ministers between 1532 and 1540.
ARAGON: But how in purgatory are they gonna choose their leading lady?
BOLEYIN: Well hold up. If this is gonna be a fair competition they’re gonna have to judge us
by the one thing we have in common.
SEYMOUR: The Queen to take crown should be the one who had the biggest.
CLEVES: …load of BS to deal with from the man who put a ring on it.
ARAGON: So what do you think , are you ready to choose your leading lady?
ALL:
WELCOME TO THE SHOW TO THE CORONATION
WHO WILL TAKE THE CROWN, BE THE POP SENSATION?
EV’RYBODY KNOWS THAT WE USED TO BE
SIX WIVES
ARAGON: But there’s only one that you need to hear from tonight. , i’m about to
win this competition. Maria – gimme a beat.
ARAGON: Mm-hmm, muy bien. So, since the day I arrived in England, let’s jus say my faith
has been tested on more than one occasion.
First thing’s first, I’m shipped over from Spain on the night of my sweet sixteenth to marry
some prince called Arthur, and I’m like… okay.
Then Arthur dies, so naturally I’m imprisoned from seven years… really helped with the
grieving process ya know. But still I’m like… okay.
But thank God, they rescued me just in time to marry Prince Henry – my dead husband’s
brother. Okay…
…so I’m thinking – bit weird, but if you’d seen him back in the summer of ’09, let me tell you
he was… okay.
So seven years later we’re still trying fon an heir. And he’s trying really hard. And I’m like…
okay.
Then he starts coming home late. “I was just with my ministers” But there’s lipstick on his
ruff. And I’m like… okay.
Suddenly he wants to annul our marriage. Move some side-chick into my palace. And move
me into a convent.
Now, I don’t think I’d look that good in a wimple. So I’m like, “No Way”.
ARAGON:
YOU MUST AGREE THAT, BABY,
IN ALL THIS TIME I’VE BEEN BY YOUR
SIDE. I’VE NEVER LOST CONTROL
NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I KNEW YOU
LIED. HAD MY GOLDEN RULE: GOTTA KEEP MY
COOL, YEAH, BABY.
OTHERS:
YOU KNOW SHE’S GOTTA KEEP IT COOL
SIX:THE MUSICAL -9-
ARAGON:
AND EVEN THOUGH YOU’VE HAD YOUR FUN
RUNNING AROUNG WITH SOME
ALL:
PRETTY YOUNG THING
ARAGON:
AND EVEN THOUGH YOU HAD ONE SON
WITH SOMEONE WHO DON’T OWN A
ALL:
WEDDING RING
ARAGON:
NO MATTER WHAT I
HEARD, I DIDN’T SAY A
WORD,
NO, BABY.
OTHERS:
YOU KNOW SHE NEVER SAID A WORD
ARAGON:
I’VE PUT UP WITH YOUR
ALL:
SHH
ARAGON:
LIKE EV’RY SINGLE DAY
OTHERS:
WOAH, WOAH
ARAGON:
BUT NOW IT’S TIME TO
ALL:
SHH
ARAGON:
AND LISTEN WHEN I SAY
ALL:
N-N-N-N-N-N-NO WAY
- 10 SIX:THE MUSICAL
-
ARAGON:
IF YOU THINK FOR A MOMENT
I’D GRANT YOU ANNULMENT, JUST HOLD UP, THERE’S
ALL:
N-N-N-N-N-N-NO WAY
ARAGON:
NO WAY
NO WAY
THERE’S
ALL:
N-N-N-N-N-N-NO WAY
ARAGON:
NO WAY
NO WAY
THERE’S
ALL:
N-N-N-N-N-N-NO WAY
ARAGON:
THERE’S NO WAY
OTHERS:
DAUGHTERS ARE SO EASY TO FORGET
ARAGON:
YOU’RE JUST SO FULL OF
ALL:
SHH
ARAGON:
MUST THINK THAT I’M NAIVE
OTHERS:
WOAH, WOAH
SIX:THE MUSICAL - 11 -
ARAGON:
I WON’T BACK DOWN, WON’T
ALL:
SHH
ARAGON:
AND NO, I’LL NEVER LEAVE
ALL:
N-N-N-N-N-N-NO WAY
ARAGON:
IF YOU THOUGH IT’D BE FUNNY
TO SEND ME TO A NUNN’RY, HONEY, THERE’S
ALL:
NO WAY
NO WAY
NO WAY
ARAGON:
THERE’S
ALL:
N-N-N-N-N-N-NO WAY
NO WAY
NO WAY
ARAGON:
THERE’S
ALL:
N-N-N-N-N-N-NO WAY
ARAGON:
THERE’S NO WAY
Dance it out, girls! (Dance break, and:) Give it up for Maria on the drums!
(ARAGON)
YOU’VE GOT NOTHING TO SAY
I’M NOT GOING AWAY
THERE’S NO WAY
ALL:
N-N-N-N-N-N-NO WAY
ARAGON:
YOU MADE ME YOUR WIFE
SO I’LL BE QUEEN ‘TIL THE END OF MY LIFE
ALL:
N-N-N-N-N-N-NO WAY
OTHERS:
NO WAY
NO WAY
NO WAY
NO WAY
ARAGON:
THERE’S
ALL:
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA NA NA NO WAY
ARAGON:
THERE’S NO WAY!
ARAGON: So…
ARAGON: Clearly i had the most to deal with from the king. And I hit that high C so… Donde
esta my crown… por favor?
CLEVES: No, yeah, the really famous and controversial one who people actually care about?
#2b – The One You’ve Been Waiting For (All except Boleyn)
SEYMOUR:
YEAH, YOU KNOW…
THE ONE YOU’VE BEEN WAITING FOR
ALL:
THE ONE YOU’VE BEEN WAITING FOR
HOWARD:
THE MYST’RY
CLEVES:
THE ONE WHO CHANGED HIST’RY
PARR/SEYMOUR:
MYST’RY
CLEVES/HOWARD/ARAGON:
THE ONE WHO CHANGED HIST’RY
PARR/SEYMOUR:
MYST’RY
ALL:
THE TEMPTRESS SSS
ARAGON:
THE ONE WITH THE PLAN
THE PLAN TO STEAL THE MAN
ALL:
ANN
PARR:
THE ONE WHO CHASED THE KING
- 14 SIX:THE MUSICAL
-
SEYMOUR:
BUT PAID THE PRICE WITH THE SWORDS-MAN’S SWING
ALL:
WILL SHE BE THE ONE TO WIN?
ANN BOLEYN
ALL:
ANN BOLEYN!
BOLEYN:
GREW UP IN THE FRENCH COURT
OUI, OUI, BONJOUR. LIFE WAS A CHORE
SO
OTHERS:
SHE SET SAIL.
BOLEYN:
FIFTEEN TWENTY TWO CAME STRAIGHT TO THE U.K.
ALL THE BRITISH DUDES, LAME.
OTHERS:
EPIC FAIL.
OOH HOOH
BOLEYN:
I WANNA DANCE AND SING
OTHERS:
POLITICS
BOLEYN:
NOT MY THING
SIX:THE MUSICAL - 15 -
OTHERS:
OOH HOOH
BOLEYN:
BUT THEN I MET THE KING
AND SOON MY DADDY SAID
“YOU SHOULD TRY AND GET AHEAD”
OTHERS:
OOH HOOH
BOLEYN:
SENT A REPLY
OTHERS:
OOH HOOH
BOLEYN:
JUST SAYING HI
OTHERS:
OOH HOOH
BOLEYN:
YOU’RE A NICE GUY
I’LL THINK ABOUT IT MAYBE
XO BABY
OTHERS:
UH-OH
BOLEYN:
HERE WE GO
OTHERS:
YOU SENT HIM KISSES?
- 16 SIX:THE MUSICAL
-
BOLEYN:
I DIDN’T KNOW I WILL MOVE
IN WITH HIS MISSUS.
OTHERS:
WHAT?
BOLEYN:
GET A LIFE
OTHERS:
YOU’RE LIVING WITH HIS WIFE!
BOLEYN:
LIKE WHAT WAS I MEANT TO DO?
ALL:
MAKE UP YOUR MIND”
BOLEYN:
HER OR ME CHUM DON’T WANNA BE
SOME GIRL IN A THREESOME.
ALL:
ARE YOU BLIND?
OTHERS:
OOH HOOH
BOLEYN:
DON’T BE BITTER
SIX:THE MUSICAL - 17 -
OTHERS:
OOH HOOH
BOLEYN:
‘CAUSE I’M FITTER
OTHERS:
OOH HOOH
BOLEYN:
WHY HASN’T IT HIT HER?
HE DOESN’T WANNA BANG YOU,
SOMEBODY HANG YOU.
OTHERS:
UH-OH
BOLEYN:
HERE WE GO
OTHERS:
YOUR COMMENT WENT VIRAL
BOLEYN:
I DIDN’T REALLY MEAN IT
BUT RUMOURS SPIRAL
OTHERS:
WOW ANNE, WAY TO MAKE
THE COUNTRY HATE YOU
BOLEYN:
MATE, WHAT WAS I MEANT TO DO?
(BOLEYN)
TRIED TO ELOPE
BUT THE POPE SAID “NOPE”.
OUR ONLY HOPE WAS
ALL:
HENRY
BOLEYN:
HE GOT A PROMOTION,
CAUSED A COMMOTION,
SET IN MOTION
ALL:
THE C OF E.
THE RULES
BOLEYN:
WERE SO OUTDATED.
US TWO WANTED TO GET X-RATED.
OTHERS:
SOON
EXCOMMUNICATED
BOLEYN:
EV’RYBODY CHILL,
IT’S TOTES GOD’S WILL.
HENRY’S OUT
EV’RY NIGHT ON THE TOWN
JUST SLEEPING AROUND
LIKE
ALL:
WHAT THE HELL
BOLEYN:
IF THAT’S HOW IT’S GONNA BE
MAYBE I’LL FLIRT
WITH A GUY OR THREE JUST TO
SIX:THE MUSICAL - 19 -
ALL:
MAKE HIM JEL
BOLEYN:
HENRY FINDS OUT
AND HE GOES MENTAL
HE SCREAMS AND SHOUTS LIKE
ALL:
SO JUDGEMENTAL
BOLEYN:
“YOU DAMNED WITCH”
BRO, JUST SHUT UP
I WOULDN’T BE SUCH A B…
IF YOU COULD GET IT UP.
OTHERS:
UH-OH
BOLEYN:
HERE WE GO
OTHERS:
IS THAT WHAT YOU SAID?
BOLEYN:
AND NOW HE’S GOING ROUND
LIKE “OFF WITH HER HEAD!”
OTHERS:
NO!
BOLEYN:
YEAH, I’ PRETTY SURE HE MEANS IT
OTHERS:
SEEMS IT
BOLEYN:
WHAT WAS I MEANT TO DO?
- 20 SIX:THE MUSICAL
-
OTHERS:
WHAT WAS SHE MEANT TO DO?
BOLEYN:
LIKE WHAT WAS I MEANT TO DO?
OTHERS:
WHAT WAS SHE MEANT TO DO?
BOLEYN:
NO, BUT WHAT WAS I MEANT TO DO?
OTHERS:
WHAT WAS SHE MEANT TO DO?
BOLEYN: Oh my gosh guys seriously he actually wants to chop my head off! I mean… I
guess he just really liked my head. (makes an obscene gest with the mic and:) ¡5, 6, 7, 8!
ALL:
SORRY NOT SORRY ‘BOUT WHAT I SAID
BOLEYN:
I’M JUST TRY’NA HAVE SOME FUN.
ALL:
DON’T WORRY DON’T WORRY, DON’T LOSE YOUR HEAD.
BOLEYN:
I DIDN’T MEAN TO HURT ANYONE.
ALL:
L-O-L SAY “OH WELL” OR GO TO HELL.
BOLEYN:
SORRY NOT SORRY ‘BOUT WHAT I SAID
OTHERS:
SORRY NOT SORRY ‘BOUT WHAT SHE SAID
ALL:
SORRY NOT SORRY ‘BOUT WHAT I SAID
SIX:THE MUSICAL - 21 -
BOLEYN:
DON’T LOSE YOUR HEAD
BOLEYN: Yeah…
BOLEYN: Yeah, it was so extra. Anyway yeah, now I’m obvs the winner, I think I’ll do
another solo. SO my next song is one I wrote the moment when I found out Catherine of
Aragon had tragically died. It’s called ‘Wearing Yellow To A Funeral’. Hit the lights!
BOLEYN:
CATHERINE WAS A MASSIVE…
CLEVES: ¡Woo, woo, woo! When did we decided you were the winner?
ARAGON: Oh, yeah, didn’t you finally give him the son he so desperately wanted?
BOLEYN: Yeah, like I had a daughter and he literally choped my head off?
SEYMOUR: Okay, yeah, you’re right. I was lucky. Okay, I was really lucky. I was in love. I
just had a beautiful baby. Henry was happy ‘cause thank god it was an Edward, not an
“Edwina”… I was so exited for his first steps, his first words. For not getting a god night’s
sleep for the next three years. But I never got to see any of that. You know, people say
Henry was stone-hearted, uncaring. And I’m not sure that he was.
- 22 SIX:THE MUSICAL
-
BOLEYN: Yeah, actually come to think of it there was this one really cute time where I had a
daughter and he chopped my head off.
SEYMOUR: Okay. Okay, look, I know that his time with the queens before me were hard,
but… they were also full of fire. He raged and stormed at them and because they were both
absolute badass monarchs, they raged and stormed right back.
SEYMOUR: But I didn’t do that. Instead, I stood by him, like I was made of stone, I stood
firm. No matter his flaws or his tempers – no matter my doubts or fears – I stayed there. By
his side. And that’s not beause I was scared, or naive, or weak. It’s because… I loved him.
So… Henry,
SEYMOUR:
YOU'VE GOT A GOOD HEART
BUT I KNOW IT CHANGES.
A RESTLESS TIDE, UNTAMABLE.
YOU CAME MY WAY,
AND I KNEW A STORM COULD COME TOO.
YOU'D LIFT ME HIGH, OR LET ME FALL.
BUT I TOOK YOUR HAND,
PROMISED I'D WITHSTAND
ANY BLAZE YOU BLEW MY WAY.
'CAUSE SOMETHING INSIDE, IT’S SOLIDIFIED,
AND I KNEW I'D ALWAYS STAY.
(SEYMOUR)
I KNOW IT ISN'T FAIR, BUT I DON'T CARE
'CAUSE MY LOVE, WILL STILL BE HERE.
ALL:
THE FIRE'S BURNT,
THE WIND HAS
BLOWN,
THE WATER'S DRIED,
SEYMOUR:
YOU'LL STILL FIND STONE.
MY HEART OF STONE.
OTHERS:
YOU CAN BUILD ME UP, YOU CAN TEAR ME DOWN,
YOU CAN TRY BUT I'M UNBREAKABLE.
YOU CAN DO YOUR BEST, BUT I'LL STAND THE
TEST. YOU'LL FIND THAT I'M UNSHAKEABLE.
ALL:
THE FIRE'S BURNT,
THE WIND HAS
BLOWN,
THE WATER'S DRIED,
- 24 SIX:THE MUSICAL
-
SEYMOUR:
YOU'LL STILL FIND STONE.
OOH YEAH…
MY HEART OF
SEYMOUR:
YOU’LL STILL FIND STONE.
MY HEART OF STONE.
CLEVES: Now, seeing as Henry was running out of women to marry in England, he had to
look a little further a field. Had to adjust his location settings if you will. To find his next
queen, we’re heading to Germany.
(The light fades until it is practically dark. The queens enter, wearing a ruff and sunglasses. They
help CLEVES to put on her accessories.)
CLEVES:
WELCOME TO THE HAUS…
SIX:THE MUSICAL - 25 -
ALL:
…TO THE HAUS OF HOLBEIN
JA!
(The Stage turns into a techno rave. The queens talk and sing with a distinctly german accent.)
ALL:
OOH, JA!
DAS IST GUT, OOH JA!
JA!
THE HAUS OF HOLBEIN
PARR:
HANS HOLBEIN GOES AROUND THE WORLD
ARAGON:
PAINTING ALL OF THE BEAUTIFUL GIRLS
SEYMOUR:
FROM SPAIN
HOWARD:
TO FRANCE
CLEVES:
AND GERMANY
ALL:
THE KING CHOOSES ONE
BOLEYN:
BUT WHICH ONE WILL IT BE?
ARAGON:
YOU BRING THE CORSETS
BOLEYN:
WE’LL BRING THE CINCHES
CLEVES:
NO ONE WANTS A WAIST OVER
(inhales)
NINE INCHES
- 26 SIX:THE MUSICAL
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SEYMOUR:
SO WHAT, THE MAKEUP CONTAINS LEAD POISON?
HOWARD:
AT LEAST YOUR COMPLEXION WILL BRING ALL THE BOYS IN
ALL:
IGNORE THE FEAR AND YOU’LL BE FINE,
WE’LL TURN THIS VIER INTO A NINE.
SO JUST SAY “JA” AND DON’T SAY “NEIN”
‘CAUSE NOW YOU’RE IN THE HAUS
BOLEYN:
WE MUST MAKE SURE THE PRINCESSES LOOK GREAT
WHEN THEIR TIME COME FOR A HOLBEIN PORTRAIT
ARAGON:
WE KNOW WHAT ALL THE BEST INVENTIONS
ARE TO HOLD EV’RYTHING UP
HOWARD:
JA, IS WUNDERBAR!
SEYMOUR:
FOR BLONDER HAIR THEN YOU JUST ADD
A MAGICAL INGREDIENT (FROM YOUR BLADDER)
PARR:
TRY THESE HEELS, SO HIGHT IT’S NAUGHTY
SEYMOUR:
(Brittish accent, like small print)
BUT WE CANNOT GUARANTEE THAT YOU’LL STILL WALK AT FORTY
ALL:
IGNORE THE FEAR AND YOU’LL BE FINE,
WE’LL TURN THIS VIER INTO A NINE.
SIX:THE MUSICAL - 27 -
(ALL)
SO JUST SAY “JA” AND DON’T SAY “NEIN”
‘CAUSE NOW YOU’RE IN THE HAUS
IN THE HAUS OF HOLBEIN
OOH JA!
DAS IST GUT
OOH JA! JA!
THE HAUS OF HOLBEIN
ARAGON: The time has come for you to select a bride, your highness
SEYMOUR: Looking for mates, date, and a British monarch with whom to secure the line of
succession. “Winky face”.
BOLEYN: ¿Nein? Well never mind, she has already made a match with the Duke of Milan
anyhow.
(Now is HOWARD who asumes the role of Amalia of Cleves, taking center screen)
BOLEYN: Your highness, may ve prezent Amalia of Cleves. Just a German girl trying to live
the English Dream.
HOWARD: ¡Wunderbar!
- 28 SIX:THE MUSICAL
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ARAGON: Your highness, your highness, your highness: we are honoured to present you
Anna of Cleves.
BOLEYN: The most beautiful woman in the whole of the Holy Roman Empire.
PARR: And let me assure you, Herr Holbein has certainly done her justice.
ARAGON: Ah! Sehr Gut! And I think we can say with some certainty you will be happily
married for many years to come.
HOWARD: Ah, I can see it now! Henry VIII and his famous four wives!
ALL:
…IN THE HAUS OF HOLBEIN!
(All Queens, except CLEVES, leave the stage. PARR is the last, who stops to say:)
PARR:
THE HAUS OF HOLBEIN
CLEVES: So I guess already know what happened next. How I came to England hopeful,
summoned after the king saw my portrait. And how I, with my meager looks the way they
are, didn’t live up to his expectations. I mean, it’s the usual story, isn’t it? The savvy
educated youg princess deemed repulsive by the wrinkled, wheezing, ulcer-riddled man
twenty-four years her senior.
CLEVES: Rejection! Rejection from a king! I mean, how can anyone overcome the fate as
devastating as being forced to move into a respendent palace in Richmond with more
money that I could ever spend in a lifetime? And not a single man around to tell me what to
do with it. I mean, seriously, it’s just… tragic.
SIX:THE MUSICAL - 29 -
CLEVES:
SITTING HERE ALL ALONE, ON A THRONE,
IN A PALACE THAT I HAPPEN TO OWN.
BRING ME SOME PHEASANT,
KEEP IT ON THE BONE.
FILL MY GOBLET UP TO THE BRIM,
SIPPING ON MEAD,
AND I SPILL IT ON MY DRESS WITH THE GOLDLACE TRIM.
NOT VERY PRIM AND PROPER, CAN’T MAKE ME STOP.
I WANNA GO HUNTING, ANY TAKERS?
I’M NOT FAKE ‘CAUSE I GOT ACRES AND ACRES
PAID FOR WITH MY OWN RICHES.
WHERE MY HOUNDS AT? RELEASE THE BITCHES!
OTHERS:
WOOF
CLEVES:
EV’RY DAY.
HEAD BACK FOR A ROUND OF CROQUET (YA)
‘CAUSE I’M A PLAYER
AND TOMORROW I’LL HIT REPLAY
ALL:
YOU
CLEVES:
YOU SAID THAT I TRICKED YA
ALL:
‘CAUSE I
CLEVES:
I DIDN’T LOOK LIKE MY PROFILE PICTURE
ALL:
TOO
CLEVES:
TOO BAD I DON’T AGREE
SO I’M GONNA HANG IT UP
FOR EV’RYONE TO SEE
AND YOU CAN’T STOP ME ‘CAUSE
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(CLEVES)
I’M THE QUEEN OF THE CASTLE
GET DOWN YOU DIRTY RASCAL
GET DOWN
GET DOWN
GET DOWN YOU DIRTY RASCAL
GET DOWN
GET DOWN
‘CAUSE I’M THE QUEEN OF THE CASTLE!
ALL:
DAS IST GUT
CLEVES:
ALL EYES ON ME
ALL:
NO CRITICISM
CLEVES:
I LOOK MORE RAD THAN
ALL:
LUTHERANISM
CLEVES:
DANCE SO HARD THAT I’M CAUSING A SENSATION
OKAY LADIES, LET’S GET IN REFORMATION
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ALL:
YOU
CLEVES:
YOU SAID THAT I TRICKED YA
ALL:
‘CAUSE I
CLEVES:
I DIDN’T LOOK LIKE MY PROFILE PICTURE
ALL:
TOO
CLEVES:
TOO BAD I DON’T AGREE
SO I’M GONNA HANG IT UP
FOR EV’RYONE TO SEE
AND YOU CAN’T STOP ME ‘CAUSE
GOT
ALL:
GOLD CHAINS
CLEVES:
SYMBOLIC TO MY FAITH TO THE HIGHER POWER IN THE
ALL:
FIRST LANE
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CLEVES:
MY HORSES CAN RUN UP TO TWELVE MILES AN
HOUR. LET ME EXPLAIN, I’M A WEINERSCHITZEL
NOT AND ENGLISH FLOWER.
NO ONE TELLS ME I NEED A RICHMAN
DOING MY THING IN MY PALACE IN RICHMOND.
ALL:
YOU
YOU SAID THAT I TRICKED YA
ALL:
‘CAUSE I
I DIDN’T LOOK LIKE MY PROFILE PICTURE
TOO
TOO BAD I DON’T AGREE
SO I’M GONNA HANG IT UP
FOR EV’RYONE TO SEE
AND YOU CAN’T. STOP.
YOU CAN’T STOP ME ‘CAUSE
CLEVES:
I’M THE QUEEN OF THE CASTLE
GET DOWN YOU DIRTY
RASCALS
GET DOWN
GET DOWN
CLEVES:
‘CAUSE I’M THE QUEEN OF THE CASTLE!
CLEVES: Oh yeah, I guess you’re right. I probably won’t win then… Oh well, back to the
palace!
CLEVES: Rude.
BOLEYN: So, who’s still in the running? Will it be the devoted wife, the divorcee, or the one
who actually had problems to deal with?
SEYMOUR: ¿Problems? (clicks at the band to cut off) My son had to deal with the loss of his
mother.
BOLEYN: Oh yeah. Kinda like how my body had to deal with the loss of its head.
ARAGON: Queens, queens! Come on now. Can’t you see whats happening? Comparing your
losses isn’t going to change the fact that I’ve already won. I mean, I was literally shipped
over from a foreing country, not knowing a word of English, to marry some random dude.
ARAGON: No! Okay! But then, when Henry decided he had enough of me, he didn’t even
have the decency to say goodbye!
HOWARD: Same!
ARAGON: Alright. Fine. How about this: when my one and only child had a raging fever,
Henry didn’t let me –her mother!– see her…
SEYMOUR: (crazy) Oh, boo-hoo! Baby Mary had the chickenpox and you didn’t get to hold
her hand! You know, it’s funny because when I wanted to hold my newborn son, I died!
PARR: Okay! You know what, I think it’s time we hear from our next queen: K Howard.
ARAGON: Oh, umm, I think she was the least relevant Katherine.
ARAGON: Yeah speaking of funny, good look trying to compete with us, honey!
HOWARD: You’re right, you’re right. I’m going to need all the luck I can get. Your lives
sounded terrible… and your songs. Really helped to convey that. I mean, Catherine. Almost
moving to a nunnery, and then not… that “almost” could’ve been really hard for you. And
Anne! Getting your head chopped off, surely that means you’ll win the competition… Oh
wait… Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded… Oh, nevermind. And Jane… Dying
of natural causes… When will justice be served?! And surviving. But seriously, Anna, all
jokes aside, getting rejected for your looks legit sounds really rough. I wouldn’t know
anything about that. I mean, look at me, I’m really hot… So yeah, I can’t even begin to think
of how I compete with you all… Oh wait, like this.
OTHERS:
ALL YOU WANNA DO
ALL YOU WANNA DO, BABY
HOWARD: I think we can all agree I’m the ten amongst these threes.
OTHERS:
ALL YOU WANNA DO
ALL YOU WANNA DO, BABY
HOWARD: And ever since I was a child I’d make the boys go wild.
OTHERS:
ALL YOU WANNA DO
ALL YOU WANNA DO, BABY
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HOWARD:
I WAS YOUNG, IT’S TRUE
BUT EVEN THEN I KNEW
THE ONLY THING YOU WANNA DO IS
*KISS* AHH
ALL:
PLAYTIME’S OVER
HOWARD:
THE ONLY THING YOU WANNA DO IS
*KISS* AHH
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HOWARD: Then there was another guy, Frances. And at the time, I was living at my Step-
Grandma’s house. He was working for her –working so hard. So he asked me to be his little
piece of ass… istant.
HOWARD:
SERIOUS, STERN AND SLOW,
GETS WHAT HE WANTS AND HE WON’T TAKE NO.
PASSION IN ALL THAT HE TOUCHES,
THE SEXY SECRETARY TO THE DOWAGER DUCHESS.
HELPED HIM IN HIS OFFICE, HAD A DUTY TO FULFILL.
HE EVEN LET ME USE HIS FAVOURITE QUILL.
SPILLED INK ALL OVER THE PARCHMENT, MY WRIST WAS SO
TIRED. STILL I CAME BACK THE NEXT DAY AS HE REQUIRED.
ALL:
PLAYTIME’S OVER
HOWARD:
THE ONLY THING YOU WANNA DO IS
*KISS* AHH
HOWARD: So yeah, that didn’t work out. It turns out some guys just employ women to get
them into their private chambers. (sigh) It was a different time back then. So, I decided to
have a break from boys. Just focus on my career. Then my dad got me this amazing work
placement in court. And you’ll never guess who I met.
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HOWARD:
TALL, LARGE, HENRY THE EIGHTH,
SUPREME HEAD OF THE CHURCH ON ENGLAND.
GLOBALY REVERED
ALTHOUGH YOU WOULDN’T KNOW IT FROM THE LOOK OF THAT
BEARD. MADE ME A LADY IN WAITING,
HURLED ME AND MY FAMILY UP IN THE WORLD.
GAVE ME DUTIES IN COURT AND HE SWEARS IT’S TRUE
THAT WITHOUT ME HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT HE’D
DO!
ALL:
PLAYTIME’S OVER
HOWARD:
THE ONLY THING YOU WANNA DO IS
*KISS* AHH
HOWARD:
WITH HENRY IT ISN’T EASY,
HIS TEMPER’S SHORT AND HIS FRIENDS ARE
SLEAZY. EXCEPT FOR THIS ONE COURTIER,
HE’S A REALLY NICE GUY, JUST SO SINCERE.
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-
(HOWARD)
THE ROYAL LIFE ISN’T WHAT I PLANNED,
BUT THOMAS IS THERE TO LEND A HELPING HAND.
SO SWEET, MAKE SURE THAT I’M OKAY,
AND WE HANG OUT LOAD WHEN THE KING’S WAY.
ALL:
PLAYTIME’S OVER
PLAYTIME’S OVER
PLAYTIME’S OVER
HOWARD:
THE ONLY THING
THE ONLY THING
HOWARD:
THE ONLY THING YOU WANNA DO IS
*KISS* AHH
HOWARD: And then I was beheaded. Wow. I know, I know. So I guess, seeing as I’ve now
won the competition… (makes a gest to the band and:)
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HOWARD: All I wanna do is to take this opportunity to recognize all the poweful men who
got me where I am today. Couldn’t have done it without you. Thank you, ! Good
night!
SEYMOUR: Wait, wait, wait! Okay, hold up! Yeah, you had it bad, but that was not the most
heartwrenching song we’ve heard this evening.
HOWARD: Um, I’m sorry. Were you not listening to my song? There were four choruses.
That’s how much–
ALL:
SHH
SEYMOUR: Yeah, sorry. It’s so true. When you died, your son did have to grow up without
a moth… Ooh wait, that was me and no one cared when you died!
BOLEYN: Jane! Chill out! It’s not her fault no one remembers her bland and uneventful life.
Babes, honestly, I don’t want it to be weird between us just ‘cause my beheading has the actual
result of years of trauma and humiliation, and yours–
ARAGON: Oh, pipe down, Anne! You seriously wanna talk about humiliation? Okay well.
When I was queen Henry had not one… Not two… But three historically confirmed
mistresses.
BOLEYN: Oh my god, mistresses… y– GET OVER IT! When I was queen I had not one… Not
two... But three…! Miscarriages!
ARAGON: Oh, you know what, Anne Bo-loser? I had… five miscarriages! Someone hold me
back!
CLEVES: Okay. Let’s just move on, shall we queens? Catherine, it’s jour turn babe. Hit it!
(clicks at the band)
PARR: You know what I’m good. Yeah, I just… I can’t keep doing this.
- 40 SIX:THE MUSICAL
-
PARR: Sorry… Sorry for– It’s just… (the light hits her) Woah, woah, hey! Could we turn off
the uhh– (reffering to the lights) Thank you. Look, I don’t know. It’s just like we’re here, in
front of there people, jus being like: ooh, let’s see what gets the bigest cheer, trauma or
abuse! Wooh! Should we really be doing this?
SEYMOUR: I mean, we’ve literally been doing that for the last hour, so…
HOWARD: ‘Ohh, I’m Catherine Parr, I draw the line in arbitrary places, blah blah blah’.
ARAGON: You know what, queens? She just knows she’s not gonna win.
SEYMOUR: So she’s just trying to make us look stupid instead of playing by the rules like
everyone else.
PARR: Okay, okay, okay! You know what, queens? If it’s a sob story you want, I will give you
one.
HOWARD: Are you sure, Catherine? Are you sure you don’t wanna stick to backing vocals?
You know, where you belong?
PARR: No, no. You’re right, I should sing a song. It’s only fair. Go on queens, take a sit. Go
on. (to the band) Hey everyone, is it okay if we try something a little bit different tonight?
(to the lights) Hey! Hi, could I get that beautiful light back? (the light hits her) Thank you. (to
the pianist) And Joan, could you give me a cute little B flat major 7?
PARR: Perfect. So, just for a bit of context: I’ve actually had my fair share of marriages.
Something Henry and I have in common… I guess. Though, unlike him, I did manage to get
trough that without decapitating anyone. I know, gold star for Cathy Parr.
SIX:THE MUSICAL - 41 -
(PARR) But the thing is they had this really annoying habit of passing away. So i was
dealing with, you know, incapacitating grief and also had to keep finding new husbands to
avoid being ostracised. Yeah, Tudor womanhood. Would recommend. And then, one day,
finally I meet this guy, Thomas. He seemed like he might stick around for a while. And you
guessed it, he turned out to be the love of my live. I know right? We had this plan to get
married, actually. That’s when Henry turned up, single and ready to make an unsuspecting
woman his wife. Just my luck. So that was that. I had to write a letter to Thomas, ending
things. Dear Tom…
PARR:
YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU BOY
IN EV’RY SINGLE WAY.
THOUGH I LOVE YOU BOY,
I’LL MISS YOU EV’RY
DAY. OH I LOVE YOU BOY,
I WISH THAT I COULD STAY WITH YOU
AND KEEP THE LIFE I MADE WITH YOU.
AND EVEN THOUGH THIS FEELS SO
RIGHT I’M HOLDING BACK THE TEARS
TONIGHT.
I’D SAY: HENRY YEAH IT’S TRUE, I’LL NEVER BELONG TO YOU
‘CAUSE I AM NOT YOUR TOY TO ENJOY ‘TIL THERE’S SOMETHING NEW.
- 42 SIX:THE MUSICAL
-
(PARR)
AS IF I’M GONNA GIVE UP MY BOY, MY WORK,
MY DREAMS TO CARE FOR YOU.
DARLING, GET A CLUE,
THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO.
I DON’T NEED YOUR LOVE, NO, NO.
NO I DON’T NEED YOUR LOVE, NO, NO.
THERE’S NOTHING LEFT TO DISCUSS, NO, NO.
‘CAUSE I DON’T NEED YOUR LOVE, NO, NO.
PARR: But the thing is, I can’t say that. Not to the king. So this is goodbye. All my love,
Catherine.
PARR:
SO I SENT THAT LETTER TO MY
LOVE, GOT MARRIED TO THE KING,
BECAME THE ONE WHO SURVIVED.
I’VE TOLD YOU ABOUT MY LIFE, THE FINAL WIFE.
BUT WHY SHOULD THAT STORY BE THE ONE
I HAVE TO SING ABOUT JUST TO WIN?
I’M OUT!
THAT’S NOT MY STORY, THERE’S SO MUCH MORE
PARR: Okay, let me put it in a different way. Who was Henry VII’s wife?
SIX:THE MUSICAL - 43 -
PARR: Anyone?
PARR: The point is, the only reason these people have come here tonight is because once upon
a time–
PARR: Right.
HOWARD: No. I’m talking about us, ‘cause as soon as we get together as a group–
HOWARD: That’s exactly what I’m talking about! We compare ourselves. And when we’re
the six wives of Henry VIII, we each become just that.
ALL:
SIX
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-
BOLEYN: Oh my God, I get it! Since the only thing we have in common is our husband,
grouping us is an inherently comparative act and as such unnecessarily elevates a historical
approach ingrained in patriarchal structures. I read.
CLEVES: What?
HOWARD: I wish that like, before we spent the whole show competing we’d realice it
would turn out to be such a mess.
PARR: Yeah, ‘cause if we had realized then we could’ve done something else, like maybe a
fake competition to show everyone how messed up comparing us is.
ARAGON: Then we could have done something else of some cool way to like– I don’t
know… reclaim our stories or like all becoming the leading ladies… blah blah blah…
PARR:
THIS IS THE
ALL:
REMIX!
ARAGON:
SO WE HAD NO CHOISE
BOLEYN:
BUT NOW IT’S US ALONE
SEYMOUR:
SO WE’VE GOT NO CHOISE
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CLEVES:
NO WE’VE GOT NO CHOISE
HOWARD:
WE’RE TAKING THE MICROPHONE
PARR:
I’M GONNA RAISE MY VOICE
ALL:
THEY ALWAYS SAID WE NEED YOUR LOVE
BUT IT’S TIME FOR US TO RISE ABOVE.
IT’S NOT WHAT WENT DOWN IN HISTORY,
BUT TONIGHT I’M SINGING THIS FOM ME.
HENRY, YEAH, I’M THROUGH TOO MANY TIMES IT’S BEEN TOLD.
AND I HAVE HAD ENOUGH, LOVE STORIES SOON GET OLD.
AND YOU MIGHT THINK IT’S THOUGH
BUT I’VE GOT TO LET YOUR LOVE RUN COLD.
WE’RE TAKING BACK CONTROL,
YOU NEED TO KNOW
PARR:
WE DON’T NEED YOUR LOVE
- 46 SIX:THE MUSICAL
-
CLEVES: And you know what? We might just be remembered by being married to the same
man…
ALL:
SHH
ALL:
SIX WIVES
HOWARD: So, , before we go, what do you think, are you ready for a royal happy
ever after?
(Audience reaction)
SEYMOUR: We wish we could tell you our lives had happy endings.
BOLEYN: Ever.
SIX:THE MUSICAL - 47 -
BOLEYN: Oh, wait! This is our show and we can literally have whatever ending we want.
CLEVES: –of what actually went down all those years ago.
#9 – Six (All)
PARR:
WE’RE ONE OF A KIND
HOWARD:
NO CATEGORY
CLEVES:
TWO MANY YEARS
SEYMOUR:
LOST IN HIS STORY
BOLEYN:
WE’RE FREE
ARAGON:
TO TAKE OUR CROWN IN GLORY
ALL:
FOR FIVE MORE MINUTES…
WE’RE SIX
ARAGON:
HE GOT DOWN ON ONE KNEE, BUT I SAID “NO WAY”
PACKED MY BAGS AND MOVED IN TO A N-N-NUNNERY.
JOINED THE GOSPEL CHOIR, OUR RIFFS WERE ON FIRE.
AT THE TOP OF THE CHURCH IS WHERE I’M GONNA STAY.
- 48 SIX:THE MUSICAL
-
BOLEYN:
HENRY SENT ME A POEM ALL ABOUT MY GREENSLEEVES.
I CHANGED A COUPLE WORDS, PUT IT ON A SICK BEAT.
THE SONG BLEW THEIR MINDS, NEXT MINUTE I WAS SIGNED,
AND NOW I’M WRITING LYRICS FOR SHAKESY P.
SEYMOUR:
SINCE MY FIRST SON MY FAMILY’S GROWN,
WE MADE A BAND AND GOT QUITE WELL KNOWN.
YOU COULD PERHABS CALL US THE TUDOR VON
TRAPPS.
Only kidding.
WE’RE CALLED THE ROYALLING STONES.
ALL:
WE’RE ONE OF A KIND, NO CATEGORY.
TWO MANY YEARS LOST IN HIS STORY.
WE’RE FREE TO TAKE OUR CROWN IN GLORY.
FOR FIVE MORE MINUTES WE’RE SIX.
CLEVES:
WHAT A SHAME THAT MY FACE IT COST ME THE CROWN.
SO I MOVED TO THE
ALL:
HAUS OF HOLBEIN
CLEVES:
IN MY HOMETOWN.
HIS MATES WERE SUPER ARTY, BUT I SHOWED THEM HOW TO PARTY.
NOW, ON MY TOUR OF PRUSSIA, EV’RYBODY GETS DOWN.
HOWARD:
MUSIC MAN TRIED ON AND I WAS LIKE “BYE”.
SO I THOUGH “WHO NEEDS HIM? I CAN GIVE IT A TRY!”
I LEARNED EVERYTHING, NOW ALL I DO IS SING
AND I’LL DO THAT UNTIL I DIE.
PARR:
HEARD ALL ABOUT THESE ROCKIN’ CHICKS,
LOVED EV’RY SONG AND EACH REMIX.
SO I WENT OUT AND FOUND THEM AND WHE LAID DOWN AN ALBUM.
NOW I DON’T NEED YOUR LOVE, ALL I NEED IS SIX.
SIX:THE MUSICAL - 49 -
ALL:
WE’RE ONE OF A KIND, NO CATEGORY.
TWO MANY YEARS LOST IN HIS STORY.
WE’RE FREE TO TAKE OUR CROWN IN GLORY.
FOR FIVE MORE MINUTES WE’RE SIX.
WOAH WOAH WE’RE SIX
WOAH OH OH WE’RE SIX
WOAH WOAH WE’RE SIX
FOR FOUR MORE MINUTES
(The queens take their bow. Go to the band and points them. Return to proscenium and:)
(Audience reaction)
ALL:
ARE YOU READY?
, HERE WE GO!
ARAGON:
YOU MUST THINK THAT I’M CRAZY
YOU WANNA REPLACE ME, BABY
THERE’S
ALL:
N-N-N-N-N-N-NO WAY
ARAGON:
IF YOU THOUGH YOU CAN LEAVE ME
YOU MUST THINK I’M NAIVE, PLEASE BELIEVE ME THERE’S
ALL:
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
NA NA NOT SORRY
BOLEYN:
SORRY NOT SORRY ‘BOUT WHAT I SAID
I’M JUST TRY’NA HAVE SOME FUN
ARAGON:
N-N-NO WAY!
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BOLEYN:
DON’T WORRY, DON’T WORRY, DON’T LOSE YOUR
HEAD I DIDN’T MEAN TO HURT ANYONE.
SEYMOUR:
YOU CAN
BOLEYN:
LOL
SEYMOUR:
YOU CAN
BOLEYN:
SAY “OH WELL”
SEYMOUR:
YOU CAN TRY BUT I’M UNBREAKABLE
HOWARD:
ALL YOU WANNA
ALL:
DO YOUR BEST, BUT I’LL STAND THE TEST
YOU’LL FIND THAT I’VE
SEYMOUR:
GOT A HEART OF
ALL:
STONE
CLEVES:
ALL ALONE, ON A THRONE, IN A PALACE THAT I HAPPEN TO OWN
HOWARD:
ONLY THING YOU WANNA DO
CLEVES:
TOO BAD I DON’T AGREE ‘CAUSE
I’M THE QUEEN OF THE CASTLE
GET DOWN YOU DIRTY RASCAL-AL
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HOWARD:
ALL YOU WANNA DO ALL YOU WANNA DO, BABE, IS
SING ALONG TO YOUR FAVOURITE QUEEN SONG.
ALL YOU WANNA DO ALL YOU WANNA DO, BABE, IS
LOVE ME, LOVE,
L-L-L-L
(+PARR)
L-L-L-L
PARR:
LOVE, NO, NO.
I DON’T NEED YOUR LOVE, NO, NO.
IT’S TIME TO RISE ABOVE, WOAH, WOAH.
ALL:
WE DON’T NEED YOUR LOVE
‘CAUSE WE’RE SO MUCH MORE THAN
ARAGON:
DIVORCED
BOLEYN:
BEHEADED
SEYMOUR:
DIED
CLEVES:
DIVORCED
HOWARD:
BEHEADED
PARR:
SURVIVED
ALL:
WE’RE
SIX!
SEYMOUR: (to Joan) Hit it!