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MAKE SURE EVERYTHING WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!

- SYNC AUDIO

PATRONS
- Troy
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- Kyle Johnston
- Johnny Not-inside-us
- James Berg – Year Sub (AIRHORN)

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SMACKDOWN OPENS WITH A 6-MAN TAG

- Sheamus, Ridge Holland, & Butch, who looks like Pete Dunne again vs.
Imperium.
- Imperium has the beginning of their old music back, but then it changes
back to the current song.
- Butch & Gunther fight each other for the first time since they’ve gotten
name changes.
- Sheamus tags in and faces off with Gunther, and the crowd cheers, but
they go to commercial, and when we come back, neither of them are in
the ring.
- Butch went on a roll for a while, but then Gunther gave him a big chop.
- Later, Butch makes the hot tag to Sheamus, who is now a babyface, and I
don’t like it.
- Sheamus did the Beats of the Bowery to Kaiser like a million times.
- Everyone ended up brawling and it was entertaining.
- In the end, Vinci & Kaiser hit the Imperial Bomb on Holland for the win.

IN-RING PROMO FROM SAMI ZAYN & THE USOS

- They welcome the newest member to the Bloodline…Solo Sikoa.
- Sikoa comes out, embraces his brothers, Sami wants a hug, but he’s
denied.
- Sikoa grabs a mic and says, “You come for my family, and I come for you.
You create problems, and I finish them. Solo Sikoa is here to stay, and
the Bloodline just got bigger and stronger.”
- Then, Drew McIntyre comes out with a steel chair, Sami & the Usos
leave the ring, but Sikoa stays.
- Drew hits Sikoa with the chair from outside the ring, but then goes for a
big chair shot, but Sami gets back in the ring, pushes Sikoa out of the
way, and takes the chair shot for him.
- Later backstage, Sikoa tells Sami, “Uce says you were the man? He was
right, I appreciate the help out there.”
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- Sami says, “Roman knows what he’s talking about,” but Jey is still like,
“Fuck this guy.”

TOXIC ATTRACTION VS RAQUEL RODRIGUEZ & ALIYAH

- A few minutes into the match, Gigi Dolin gave Aliyah a Bronco Buster
(BUST A NUT)
- Raquel hits Jacy Jayne with the Tahana Bomb for the win, and Aliyah
kisses her a bunch after the match because, “Thanks for the meal
ticket!”

RONDA ROUSEY VS SONYA DEVILLE VS XIA LI VS NATALYA VS LACEY EVANS

- Fatal Fiveway Elimination match to decide a #1 contender for Liv
Morgan, who was watching from some unsold seats.
- Last week, Adam Pearce turned heel and called Ronda a bitch, so she
put him in the armbar.
- Ronda made Natalya tap to the armbar first.
- Ronda makes Lacey tap to the armbar while Sonya makes Xia Li tap out
at the same time.
- Ronda & Sonya square off, and Sonya gets behind Ronda and puts her in
a choke, but Ronda rolls out of the ring and slams Sonya into the
barricade.
- Back in the ring, Ronda hits the Piper’s Pit, and makes Sonya tap to the
Ankle Lock.
- After the match, Ronda yells at Liv from the ring, while the champ holds
up her belt.
- Later backstage, Shayna congrats Ronda on her win, but Ronda tells her,
“Let me know when you wanna break some bones and take over the
show again.”

MAXIMUM MALE MODELS & LOS LOTHARIOS VS STREET PROFITS & HIT ROW
- With Max, Maxxine, & B-Fab ringside
- Top Dolla teases diving out of the ring, but Maxxine hops on the apron.
- B-Fab pulls Maxxine off the apron, Max gets in her face, so Top Dolla
kicks him.
- Top Dolla and Ashante hit their lame finisher on Mansoor for the win.

IN-RING PROMO FROM ALPHA ACADEMY

- Chad Gable mocks Seattle for losing their basketball team. Easy Kevin
Owens & Elias!
- Eventually, Gable is interrupted by Braun who has new but similar
music.
- Braun Powerbombs Gable, and then he Powerbombs Otis.

DREW MCINTYRE VS SOLO SIKOA

- Drew cut an angry backstage promo before the match. That’s funny, he
wasn’t angry at the end of Clash at the Castle.
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- Sami & the Usos kept interfering the entire match…but the Street
Profits ran out to even the odds, and Ford dove on everyone.
- In the end, Drew Claymores Sikoa out of the ring, but then Karrion
Kross grabbed Drew from behind and put him in the Kross Jacket…and
we get the black and white screen.
- Drew tries to fight out of it, but he can’t and he passes out while Scarlett
has an orgasm.
- That’d be great if it were TV-14 and Scarlett just started making out
with Kross while he chokes out McIntyre. “These people are sick!”

RAW OPENS WITH MONDAY NIGHT ROLLINS

- Seth brags about beating Matt Riddle at Clash at the Castle, and says
Riddle wants a rematch, but Rollins isn’t interested.
- The fans chant REMATCH, so Seth yells at them.
- Rollins says, “It’s been far too long since I’ve held championship gold,”
but the music hits, and out comes Riddle.
- Riddle says, “Bro,” and then slides in the ring and attacks Seth.
- They fight in the crowd, but Seth rakes Riddle’s eyes and runs to the
back.
- Then, Finn Balor & Damian Priest come out and offer Riddle a spot in
The Judgment Day.
- Balor says, “You’ve seen how much Dominik has grown since joining
us.”
- Priest tells Riddle, “Me, you, and Rhea go way back,” but Riddle says,
“I’m focused on Seth right now,” and he turns them down.
- Balor threatens him, so Riddle knees Balor in the face and Clotheslines
Priest out of the ring.

MATT RIDDLE VS FINN BALOR

- Priest kept interfering, so Rey Mysterio came out to stop him, and
chased him to the back.
- Balor missed the Coup de Grace, Riddle hit the Draping DDT and set up
for the RKO.
- Then, Seth ran out and distracted Riddle, which allowed Balor to hit the
Coup de Grace for the win.
- After the match, Seth gave Riddle a Curbstomp and yelled, “It’s over
Riddle! Move on!”
- Later backstage, Rollins tells Kevin Patrick, “You don’t mess with the
face of Monday Night Raw.”
- Then, Bobby Lashley walks up and tells Seth, “He who has the gold is the
face of Monday Night Raw.”
- So, Rollins challenges Lashley for the United States Championship for
next week, and Lashley accepts.

DAKOTA KAI & IO SKY VS RAQUEL RODRIGUEZ & ALIYAH

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- For the Women’s Tag Titles

- Backstage before the match, Sarah Schreiber interviewed Damage CTRL
and asked, “What does this WWE Women’s Tag Team Championship
rematch mean to you?” Great question!
- When the ring announcer introduced Dakota & Iyo, Bayley clapped and
yelled, “Come on idiots!”
- I know I’ve said this before, but Aliyah is the fucking worst.
- Dakota Kai kicked out of a rollup, and Aliyah couldn’t fucking believe it.
- Aliyah hit Dakota with an X-Factor and went for the pin, but Bayley put
Kai’s foot on the bottom rope.
- So, Aliyah kicked Bayley, and Raquel grabbed her, but Iyo hit the
Moonsault off the top rope onto Raquel outside the ring.
- Then, Dakota hit her Double Knees to Aliyah’s back, and then Aliyah
popped up and fell to the mat, and Dakota pins her for the win.
- Pyro for the new champs…why didn’t they just do this the first time?

CHAD GABLE VS JOHNNY GARGANO

- I am worried that Gargano won’t be as over on the main roster, because
he is a little guy with a goofy face, but Portland loved him! Multiple
JOHNNY WRESTLING chants!
- Man, I missed that Slingshot Spear!
- Gable went for the Flying Headbutt, but Johnny moved and locked in the
Gargano Escape.
- Gable rolled out and put Johnny in the Ankle Lock, but Johnny got out of
it.
- Gargano flipped Gable out of the ring, but Otis saved him. So, Johnny
Suicide Dived onto both of them.
- Otis went after Johnny, but he got a Superkick.
- Then, Gargano hit Gable with One Final Beat for the win!
- After the match, Otis went after Gargano again, but Johnny hit 2 more
Superkicks, then gave him the SUCK IT chops, and rolled out of the ring.
- However, Austin Theory hit Gargano from behind with the MITB
briefcase, and took a selfie.

IN-RING PROMO FROM AUSTIN THEORY

- Theory trashes Gargano and gets annoyed by the fans chanting WHAT.
- So, Kevin Owens comes out and Theory yells at him because he’s the
youngest MITB winner ever, and he’s the future of WWE.
- KO says, “You WERE the handpicked future, but that’s not the case,
that’s not how things work anymore,” and he cuts one hell of a promo.
(AUDIO)
- How does Theory respond to all of that? He flexes, and says, “You’ll
never be like me Kevin.”
- So, Owens slaps Theory in the face, and they start fighting.
- Officials try to separate them, but with no luck.
- KO goes for a Stunner, but Theory rolls out of the ring and retreats.
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- Theory’s nose was bleeding, so Owens yelled, “That broken nose is just
the beginning bitch!”
- We better get a Kevin Owens & MJF feud one day!

BIANCA BELAIR ISSUES AN OPEN CHALLENGE

- So, Sonya Deville comes out (WOMP)
- Sonya bitches that Belair got her fired from her authority position.
- Belair says, “This is an open challenge, not an open mic!”

SONYA DEVILLE VS BIANCA BELAIR

- For the Raw Women’s Championship
- This was slow and boring.
- Sonya jumped off the 2nd rope and hit Belair with a really awkward knee
strike, and Belair barely kicked out.
- KOD for the eventual win.
- After the match, Bayley comes out talking trash, and then all of Damage
CTRL attacks her.
- But then Asuka & Alexa Bliss run out and make the save!
- They clear the ring of the tag champs, and Bayley is left all alone.
- Asuka & Alexa don’t let Bayley leave, and then Belair gives her a big
Spinebuster.

OMOS VS TWO JOBBERS

- (WHO ARE YOU?)
- The feed cut out and TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES showed up on the
screen. I wonder what happened. (POISON)
- Omos gave one of them the shittiest Cobra Clutch you’ll ever see.
- Omos wins, does anyone care? (NO NO NO)

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH THE MIZ

- This was earlier in the week at his home.
- Miz is worried about Dexter Lumis, but Maryse tells him that he would
never come here, but we see Lumis watching from the window behind
him.
- Miz & Maryse eventually leave, and we see that Dexter is now inside
their house.

EDGE VS DOMINIK MYSTERIO

- Dominik cut a cringey video promo earlier in the night (AUDIO)
- Rey tried to talk to Dominik, and warned him against facing Edge, but
Dominik ignores him.
- Then, Rhea walked up and told Rey, “He’s not your little boy anymore.
Papi knows best and Papi knows that he’s all man now.”
- Rey also begged Edge to not face his son, but Edge tells him, “Dominik
needs to pay for what he did, and I know you can’t do it, so isn’t it better
that it’s me?”
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- Dominik has an evil slow version of his dad’s music. “Buyaka! Buyaka!
It’s a 666…”
- Edge dominated early on, beating Dominik up outside the ring.
- Edge threw Dominik back in the ring, but then Ripley knocked Edge off
the apron while the ref wasn’t looking.
- Dominik did the 3 Amigos and Corey Graves said, “An homage to his
uncle Eddie Guerrero.”
- Dominik hit a Frog Splash off the top rope, but Edge kicked out.
- Edge ended up trapping Dominik in the ropes and punched him a
bunch.
- Edge charged at Dominik still trapped in the ropes, but Rey got in the
ring and grabbed him…no DQ?
- Edge pushed Rey, and then Damian Priest pulled Rey out of the ring.
- Then, Balor attacked Edge for the DQ.
- Edge fought him off, until Ripley hit his leg with a chair.
- Ripley handed the chair to Dominik, and he hit Edge’s injured leg over
and over.
- Then, Balor jumped off the top rope and gave Edge’s leg a Coup de
Grace.
- The Judgment Day stands tall to end the show.

AWARDS

Worst Dressed: Omos

Best Dressed: Liv Morgan

Worst Acting: Dominik Mysterio

Best Acting: Kevin Owens

Worst Comment: Dominik – I’m a man!

Best Comment: KO – Me & Gargano are 1 in a million

Worst Match: Omos

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Super Slow Mo Match: Omos

Best Match: Johnny Gargano vs. Chad Gable

Worst Move: Aliyah’s reaction to a rollup kickout

Best Move: One Final Beat

Worst Moment/Segment: Seeing Omos

Best Moment/Segment: KO’s promo

BREAKING NEWS:

RIC FLAIR MOVIE

- On his To Be The Man podcast, Ric Flair said “They’re making a movie
about my life, and I know that they’ve talked to Bradley Cooper.”

EC3 & VELVETEEN DREAM

- In an interview with SportsKeeda, EC3 claimed Velveteen Dream set up
a phone in the bathroom of a party that EC3 hosted, so he could film
men’s genitals as they used the toilet.

RUMORS:

YOUNG BUCKS
- The Wrestling Observer reports that the Young Bucks have sent out
feelers to WWE for when their AEW contract expires in January 2024.
- I doubt WWE would even want these jackasses.

CLASH
- Multiple sources including Freddie Prince Jr. said that WWE forgot to
cut the feed at Clash at the Castle and we weren’t supposed to see Tyson
Fury singing with Drew McIntyre.

DRAFT
- Andrew Zarian of Mat Men says WWE wants to wait until after football
to do another Draft.
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ROMAN REIGNS
- Dave Meltzer recently said that Roman Reigns next major match won’t
be until SaudiMania on November 5th.

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