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b y mistreated serfs. Nor that polished iron m revolution can’t be catalysed, and they can blade I donated to the tourney. s I sit in my chambers and hear the doors A be kept docile as livestock. Pacified with As I hear the last of my house guard gladly of my castle several floors below me buckle parades, mollified with merriment, or give their lives and unlives to buy me more against a heavy ram, perhaps it is time at subjugated with steel. Cattle-ised. time, I think they may have been right, I’ve last to address a common complaint of my So, as my military was occupied fighting the drunk far too much. I’ve gone too far to be staff; I may have gone too far too often. border wars, I gave them their merriment to saved. keep them appeased, if anaemic. So have the public of course, other But always for the things I love. Vampires will soon swoop in without me I should not have decided on a tournament there to protect and subjugate them. y love of my independence was the first of M as my treat for the public, but I oh so love Perhaps I should leave a note for them, my loves to doom me. When my fellow lords the sound of combat. I paid for the public’s claiming I’ve used some ancient forgotten cast away their loyalty to a certain pathetic parade of prancing pseudo-chivalry spell to make good my escape, and hope the necromancer, and earned our “gift” of out of my own personal funds, against the threat of my return keeps them safe for a vampirism, the power struggles amongst advice of my castle staff. The staff had few months. Perhaps I should simply finish our ranks were nightmarish. I’m not argued that our undead soldiers left us with the barrel and leave them to reap the surprised so many cowards bent their no need for a mortal militia, so a mock reward they’ve sown: an inevitable end at creaking knees to the first undead immortal tourney held none of the old benefits it had another vampire’s teeth. Either way, it’s far to step out of the steppes claiming to be a in my mortal days. Granting the brightest of too late for me to be saved, so I shall think a child of our former emperor. But I, along them a knighthood and a sword was an while with the curtains and windows thrown with a few other brave fools, refused to give obscene extravagance, we had no need to open. up my county without a fight. see the finest fighters and groom them for Perhaps I shouldn’t have called all who militia roles. In fact, the staff warned it A golden dawn approaches. submitted craven dogs, enraging them into might give the common folk a hero to rally declaring war and blockading my small around and a taste for battle, leaving them … county. These border conflicts weren’t the wondering if they could overthrow their worst result of my insistence on undead lord. independence. After all, my loyal subjects I always loved seeing a good sunrise. could simply be converted into undead iven the breaking of the doors beneath G soldiers, should the war machine need a few me, and the sound of my castle guard failing extra cogs. The inability to trade with former to hold back the mob echoing through the allies was far worse. Without outside halls, I too am beginning to wonder if they assistance our stockpiles slowly shrank, and really could slay me. I’ve no allies left to save regrettably if I am to feed on my mortals, my me, after scorning the cowards who gave up mortals must be fed. their lands to a new emperor. I’ve no chance to flee, it’s early morning. The sun h, my second love, the love of drinking. O approaches fast. They chose a good time to Even before I became what I am now my attack. An hour ago, I could have charged public knew I was partial to a spot of the down to face them myself and slain at least red. Fine wines from all over Tyria used to a few dozen of these starving hordes. But line my cellar in stout barrels, and rarely a that was half a barrel of red, and half a body night went by when I didn’t drain one of red ago. Drinking always did slow my completely. I still have one such barrel with reflexes, and the rich, hearty vintage has not me now, though of course, I drink a deeper settled well with the sanguine mixer I’ve red these days. been forced to pair it with. Still, a fair fight Well, thesenights. would be good for the rebels, a chance to I think this barrel was a gift from one of my kill their tyrant, and be human again. farmers, or perhaps a bribe, in the hopes Livestock no more. that the wine would leave me satisfied If I loved my people as I once did, I might enough not to take a drink from his neck. I have staggered down the stairs, fangs bared, wonder if the bribe worked. I have drunk so sword high and given them a chance to deeply from so many of my subjects I forge a legend to tell for generations. honestly can’t remember if he was one of If. them. I know paying this tithe of blood to I love myself a great deal more than them their thirsty lord as they grow hungry must now, and to die to normal mortals? bother them immensely, but so long as your Unthinkable. I am a Vampire. I am a Lord. I subjects love or fear you sufficiently, they deserve weapons of gold for my second can be managed. If they don’t have anyone death, not the hunger-maddened hands of