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U n i ver s i ty Pr e s s , O xfor d
C O N TEN T S
ON TH E L OOK -
O UT
TH E MAN FR O M S O M EWH E R E
AN O TH E R MAN
TH E R WI L F E R FA MI L Y
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BO FFIN S B OWE R
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CUT AD RI FT
M R W E G G L OOKS A FT E R HIM SE L F
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M R B O FFIN I N C O N S U LTA TI O N
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A MA RRI AG E C O NTR AC T
P O D S N A PPE RY
TH E S WE A T O F A N H O N EST MA N S BR OW
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T R AC K IN G T H E B I RD O F P R E Y
TH E BIRD O F P R EY B R O U GHT D OW N
N o N EW S E RVA NTS
M IND E RS A ND R E MIND E R S
A D I S M A L S WA MP
BO OK TH E SE CO N D B I RD S OF A F EATHER
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.I O F A N E DU CA TI O N A L C HA R AC TE R
I I S TI LL E DU CA TI O N A L
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III A P I E C E O F WO R K
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V I A RI DD L E W ITH O UT A N ANSWE R
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V II I N W H I CH A FRI E ND L Y M OV E I s O RI G IN AT E D
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V I II I N WH ICH A N I NN O C ENT E L O P E M E NT O c c U Rs
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IX. I N WH I CH T H E O RP HA N M A KES H I S WI LL
.X A S U CCE SSO R
X I SO M E AFF AIRS O F TH E H E A RT
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X II M O R E BIRD S O F PR E Y
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X III A S O L O A ND A D U E T
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X V TH E W H O L E C ASE SO FA R
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XV I AN ANNI V E RS A RY OCCA SI O N
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C O NTENTS
B OO K TH E TH I RD . A LO N G LA N E
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PA E
LO D G E R S IN Q UEE R STREE T .
TH E G O L D E N D U S T MA N A T H I S W O R ST
TH E FE A ST O F T H E TH R EE H O B G O B L IN S
A S O C I A L C H O RUS
B O O K TH E FO URTH . A T URN I N G
I . S ETTIN G T R A PS
II . TH E G O L D E N D U S TM A N RI SES A LITTL E
I II . TH E G O L D E N D U S TM A N S IN KS AGA IN
IV . A RUN AWA Y MATCH
V . C O N C E RNIN G TH E M E NDI CA NT S BRID E
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VI A CRY F O R H E L P
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VI I BETTE R To B E AB E L T HA N C A IN
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VIII A F EW GR AIN S O F PE PP E R
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IX T WO PL AC ES V ACAT E D
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X TH E D O LL S D R ESS M A KE R DI S C O V E R S A WO RD
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XI E FF E C T I S G IV E N T O T H E D O LL S D R ESS M A KE R S D I S C O VE RY
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X II . TH E PA SSIN G SHA D OW
X II I SH OWIN G H OW T H E G O L D E N D U S TM A N H E L P E D To SCATT E R
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D US T
XI V C H E C K M ATE To TH E FRI E NDLY M O V E
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X V W HAT WA S C A U GH T IN TH E T R A P S THAT WE R E S ET
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X V I PE R SO N S A ND TH ING S IN G E N E R A L
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CHA P TE R TH E L A ST TH E VO I C E O F S O C I ETY
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POSTS C RIPT IN L I E U O F PR E F AC E
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LIST O F I LLUSTRATI ONS
AGE
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PO RTRAI T O F C HA R L ES DI C KE N S Fr on tz sp i e c e
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TH E BIRD O F PR E Y
WITN ESS IN G TH E AG R EE M E NT
AT TH E B A R
M R VENU S S URR O UND E D B Y TH E T R O PH I ES O F HI S ART
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TH E BO FFIN PR O G R ESS
TH E H A PPY PAI R
P O D S N AP P ERY
W A ITIN G F O R FA TH E R
TH E BIRD O F P R E Y B R O U GH T D OW N
MRS B O FFIN D IS C O VE RS A N O RP HA N
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TH E P E R SO N O F T H E H O U SE A ND TH E B A D C H I L D
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BRIN G IN G HIM IN
TH E GA RD E N O N TH E ROO F
F O RMIN G T H E D O M ESTI C VIRTU ES
PA S LO D G E R A ND PA s DA U GH T E R
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O UR J O H NNY
M I SS RID E R H OO D A T H O M E
M O R E D E A D THA N A L IV E .
TH E BO O FER L ADY
A F RI E ND IN N EE D
T RYIN G O N F O R TH E D O LL S DR ESS M A KE R
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R O G U E R ID E RHOO D S R E C O V E RY
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BI B L I O M ANI A O F TH E G O LD E N D U STMA N
TH E D UT CH B OTTL E
TH E EV I L G E NIU S O F TH E H O U SE O F B O FFIN.
TH E F L I G H T
TH R EE P E NN O RTH RUM
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M R FLE DG E BY D E PA RT S O N H I S E RR A ND O F M E R C Y
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XV II .
10 L IST O F I LL USTR ATIO NS
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B E LL A RIGHTE D B Y TH E G O L D E N D USTM A N
TH E L O V E L Y W O M A N HA S H ER F O RTUN E TO L D
I N T H E LO C K KEE PE R S H O U SE
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TH E W E DDIN G D INN E R AT GR EE N W I CH
THE PA RTIN G B Y T H E RI V E R
B E TTE R To B E AB E L THA N C A IN
M I SS WR E N FIX ES H E R I D E A
E U G E N E S B E D S ID E
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LI GH TWOO D A T L AS T
M R B O FFIN D OES T H E H O N O UR S O F T H E N UR SE RY
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N O T To B E SHAK E N O FF
C HARAC TERS
Y O UN G B LI GH T, d i s m a l oifi c e b oy a n d c l e k
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Od d l oo k i n g o l d fe l l ow fo rm e rly c o n fid e n t i a l s e r v a n t t o th e e l d e r
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Mr H a rm on
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M R C LE AV E R Mr D oll s
. a w e a k wre t c h e d d r u n k e n m a n
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M R FLE DG E Y ( Fa s c i n a ti on Fl e d ge b y
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a d o l ti s h d a n dy .
J O H N H A RM O N a li a s J U L IU S H A N DF O RD a li a s J O H N RO KE SMI TH h e i r t o
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t h e H a rm o n e s ta te .
BR AD L EY H EA D STO N E a m a s te r i n a s c h o ol ,
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J ESSE B EK A M (“ Ga ffe r a T h a m es wa te rs i d e m a n .
M R I N S P EC TO R a p o l i c e offi c e r
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AL FR E D LAMMLE a n a d v e n tu rer a n d a fo r tu n e h u n te r
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Th e R E V F R ANK MI LV EY a c u ra te wi th a l a ge fa m i ly
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M R J O H N P O D SN A P
. a m e b r o f s oc i e ty a n d a p o m pou s s e lf
m e
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s a ti s fie d m an .
JO B PO TTE RSO N th e s te wa r d o f a s h i p
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M R RI AH a v e n e ra bl e J e w o f n o bl e a n d g e n e ro u s n a tu re
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RO G ER RID E R H OO D (“ Rog u e a d e s p e ra te wa te rs i d e c h a ra c te r .
G EO R G E SA MPSO N a y ou n g m a n i n ti m a te wi th th e W i lfe r fa m i ly
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S L O PPY a fou n dl i n g a d op te d by B e tt y H i gd e n
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a fri e n d o f t h e V e n e e ri n g s .
M R H A MI L T O N VE N EE RIN G a p a rve n u to l e ra te d by s oc i e ty on a c c ou n t
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o f h i s w e a l th .
M R VE NU S a pre s e r v e r o f a n i m a l s a n d b i rd s
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S I LA S W EG G a b a ll a d m o n ge r a n d k e e p e r o f a fr u i t s ta ll
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RE G IN AL D WI L F E R (“ Th e C h e r u b a po o r h e n p e c k e d c l e r k .
E UG E N E W R AY BURN a b r i e fle s s b a rri s te r o f a gl o o m y i n d o l e n t u n
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a m b i ti ou s n a tu r e .
12 CH AR A C TE RS
M ISS S O P H R O NI A AKE RSHEM, a fa s t y ou n g l a dy of “ s oc i ety , a fte rward s
d to Mr Alfre d La m m l e
m a rr i e . .
FA NNY C L E AV E R ( J e n n y W re n
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a d o ll s d res s m a k e r ’
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LI z e HE KAM th e b ra ve d e o te d d a u gh te r o f J e s s e B e x am
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Re v Fra n k Mi l v e y
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M I SS E MM A BEE CH E R a te a c h e r i n a s c h ool
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M RS PO D S N AP th e m aj e s ti c W i f o f Mr Jo h n Po d s n a p
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M I SS G EOR G I A N A P O D SN A P h e r d a u gh te r ; a s h y fo o l i s h a fi e c ti o n a te g i rl
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PL E A S ANT RI D E RH OO D a n u n l i c en s e d p a wn b ro k e r a n d d a u gh te r of
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Roge r Ri d e rh oo d .
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s a u c y i rr e pre s s i bl e g i r l
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O UR MU TU AL FR I E ND
IN FO UR B OO KS
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closing in .
V ery easily ; the man with the rudder lines slack in his hands
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most i ntent and searching gaze The tide which had turned .
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every little race and eddy in its broad sweep as the boat ,
arms bare to between the elbow and the S houlder with the ,
So with every lithe action of the girl with every turn of her ,
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Keep her out Lizzie Tide runs strong h ere Keep her
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light fro m the setting sun glan c ed into the bottom of the
boat and touching a rotten stain there which bore some re
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The red light was gone the shudder was gone and his , ,
travelled away again Whereso ever the strong tide met with
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that split the current into a broad arrow head at the offsets - -
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picked out of the river alongside the coal barges The very .
Lizzie took her right han d from the scull it held and ,
softly alongside .
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Ah replied the other drily So you re out are you ,
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Yes pardner ,
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the new comer keepi ng half his boat s length astern of the
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I says to myself he went on directly you hove in , .
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He s had touches enough not to want no more as well
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em out .
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Easy does it betwixt us Shall I ta ke him aboard , .
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pardner ?
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No said the other In so surly a tone that the man
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y ours
Since when was you no pard n er of min e Gaffer He xa m
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Esquire ? ”
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And what if I had been accused O f robbing a dead man ,
Gaffer ? ”
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You C O U L D N T do it ’
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Couldn t you Gaffer ? ,
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No Has a dead m a n any use for money I S it possible
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belong to ? This world How can money be a corpse s ? .
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robs a live man .
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I ll tell you what it is '
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No you won t I l l te l l you wh at it is You ve got off
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Gaffer ! If you think to get rid of m e this way
If I don t get rid of you this way I ll try another and
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chop you over the fingers with the stretcher or take a pick ,
Lizzie Shot ahea d and the other boat fell astern Lizzie s
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the Veneerings was Spick and span new All their furniture .
new th e I r plate was new their carriage was new thei r harness
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was new their horses were new their pictures were new they
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with the new coat of arms to the grand pianoforte with the ,
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the c entre of the board and thus the parallel still held for , ,
the further b e found himself from the centre and the nearer ,
and from which sta rted forth the engrossing and ever s we l li n g -
ta ti o n of St J ames s S quare
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. Thus Twemlow had first ’
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nobody but the man who made them known to one another ,
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dined : Veneering being of the party At the man s .
all of them (wh o were all there) were the obj ects of Mrs .
form a conclusion .
Twemlo w
Mrs Veneering welcomes her sweet Mr Twemlow Mr
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appearing with his wife instantly deserts his wife and darts
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at Twemlow with :
How do you do SO glad to know you Charming house .
When the first shock fell upon him Twemlow twice skipped ,
back in his neat little shoes and his neat little silk sto ckin gs
of a bygone fashion as if impelled to leap over a sofa behind
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him ; but the large man closed with him and proved too
strong .
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Let me says the large man trying to attract the
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attentio n of his wife in the distance have the pleasure O f ,
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presenting Mrs Podsnap to her host She will be in his
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in a feeling manner firstly that she fears he has been rather
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bil ious of late and Secondly that the baby is already very
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l i ke him .
(in new worked cambric j ust come home) is not at all com ,
weazen and some thirty years older Mrs Venee r ing equally . .
o ffensive ass .
the large man with extended hand and smilingly assures that ,
grasp -
Twemlow having profited by these studies finds his ,
through his ears informin g him in the tones of Mrs Venee ring .
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Park ? Veneering inqu ires At Sn i g s wo rt h y Twemlow .
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little light colou red wiry wings one on either side o f his else
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mouth .
of her closed green fan upon the knuckles of her left hand
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which is particularly rich in knu ckles I insist u pon you r ,
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Give you my honour I never heard O f any man from
J amaica except the man who was a brother replies Mortimer ,
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Tobago then ,
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mature young lady who has forgotten all about him with a , ,
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start takes the epaulette out of his way : except our friend
who long lived on rice pudding and isinglass till at length -
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Now my dear Mrs Veneering quoth Lady Tippins I
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We are all very much interested in the man from Some
where Veneering observes
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once say ,
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Deeply interested
Quite excited
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Dramatic !
Man from Nowhere perhaps ! ”
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Eugene su ggests Day and Martin s .
that s where they mak e the Port My man comes from the
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country where they make the Cape Wine But look here .
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The man Mortimer goes on addressing Eugene wh ose
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Red V elveteens a n d a bell ? the gloomy Euge n e inquires .
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And a ladder and basket if yo u like By which mean s .
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manner of Dust .
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The moral being —I believe that s the right expression ’
the affair the poor girl respectfully intimated that she was
secretly engaged to that p opular character whom the novelists
and v e r s i fie r s call An other and that such a marriage would ,
pri n ted forms Indisputably this was the case with Another
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of lovers — and also when the mature you n g lady shru g s her
epaul e ttes an d laughs at some private and confidential
comment from the ma tu re you n g gentleman —his gloom
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Mortim er proceeds .
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We must now return as th e novelists say and as we all , ,
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boy takes flight seeks his fortun e gets aboard ship ultimate ly
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So he was discovered only the other day after having , ,
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Same Bu ffer inquires with smartness What of ? Bu t ,
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Venerable parent Mo r timer repeats with a passing ,
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The gratified Veneering repeats gravely dies and folds , ,
world .
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His will i s found says Mortimer catching Mrs Pod , , .
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snap s rocking horse s eye
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It is dated very s oon after
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and this ends the story
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take a wife .
passing over and excluding the son also that if the son had ,
not been living the same old servant would have been sole
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residuary legatee .
man than Don Juan why don t you take the note from the ’
Wh o says Mortimer .
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This arrives in an extraordinarily opportune man ner ,
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Why no says Mortimer ; remarkable thing you a re
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than I supposed Man s drowned ! .
C H A PT E R III
ANOT HE R MAN
looked at the boy and the boy looked at the bran new ,
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Whose writing is this
Mine sir , .
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Is it far ?
Is which far asked the bo y, upon his guard and again ,
To your father s ’
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cab s waiting to be paid We could go back in it before you .
and coarse and his face was coarse and his stu nte d figure
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and have had no bu siness at all and never Shall have any , .
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I a m far from being clear as to the last particular ,
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seat I hate my profession
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It was forced upon me said the gloomy Eugene , ,
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It was forced upon me said Mortimer because it was , ,
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we have got a precious one .
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There are four of u s with our names painted on a door ,
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pos t in right of one black hole called a set of chambers ,
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said Eugene ; and each of us has the fourth of a clerk :
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respectable member of the party .
the burial ground and what he will turn out when arrived at
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would be energy .
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Precisely my V iew of the case Eugene But Show me a ,
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An d so will I said Eugene
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same evening .
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You must w a lk the rest sir ; it s not m any yards, He .
Eugene .
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This is a confoundedly out o f the way place Said - - -
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The low building had the look of havin g once been a mill .
boy lifted the latch of the door and they passed at once into ,
The fire was in a rusty bra zier n o t fitted to the h earth and ,
oars stood against the wall and against another part of the
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roof of the room was not plastered but was formed of the ,
and roof and walls and floor alike abound i ng in old smears
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decomposition .
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thing reg lar I ve giv notice of the c i r c u m s ta r n c e to the
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ain t been lost o n any hand The police have put it into
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print already and here s what the print says of it
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The two friends read the handbill as it stuck against the wall ,
the finder .
Only papers .
Here the girl arose with her work in her hand and went ,
sentences .
Gaffer He x a m nodded “
But that s common Whether .
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it s the wash of the tide or no I can t say Now here
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moving the light to a nother Sim i lar placard his pockets was ,
found empty and turned inside out And here moving the
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places o n the wall This one was a sailor with two anchors .
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Quite right .
This one was the young woman in grey boots and her ,
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linen marked with a cross Look and s ee if she warn t . .
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Quite right .
time in his life They pretty well papers the room you see
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prey that when he knitte d his brow his ruffled crest stood
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highest .
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You did not find all these yourself ; did you ? asked ”
Eugene .
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To which the bird of prey Slowly rej o i ned And what ,
might y ou r name be n ow ? ,
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Mr Eugene W r ay b u rn
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I don t su ppose at all about it returned Gaffer
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ain t one of th e supposing sort If you d got your living to .
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A body missing ? asked Gaffer He x a m stopping short ; ,
m anner .
Lost ?
I —I — a m a stranger and don t know the way I—I
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printed bill that was S till wet upon the wall Perhaps its .
Mr Lightwood ? .
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I think sir s aid Mortimer breaking the awkward silence
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with his airy self possession that you did me the honour -
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to mention my name ?
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I repeated it after this man .
No .
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where they found the Night Inspe ctor with a pen and ink -
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A bull s eye said the Night Inspector taking up his
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keys Which a deferential satellite produced
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gentlemen .
Tippins .
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loudly while they looked at the sil ent sight t hey came to
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It appears to have kn ocked you r fr i e n d o v e r — kn ocked '
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him completely o fi his legs Mr I n spector remarked when ,
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turn to be sure ! This was sai d in a very low voice an d ,
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Indeed ? said Mr Inspector with a n attentive ear ;
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the fingers and thumb of his right hand fitting them selves ,
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Turned you faint Si r ! Seems you re not a ccustomed to ,
Ha ve you identified
No It s a horrible sight 0 a horrible horrible sight
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you .
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No no said the stranger ; it would be qui te useless
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Good n ight .
laid his left arm along the top of it and with his right ,
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Inspector .
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At least said Mr Inspector you will not obj ect to
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I Should not object if I had one but I have not He ,
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address
Not at all .
long note of every hair of his head when it was bent down for
the purpose Mr Julius Handford Exchequ er Coffee House .
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Staying there I presume sir ? , ,
Staying there .
Eh .
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Good night Si r , .
The sate lli te removed his arm and ope ned the wicket an d ,
was odds if any one could read it And when I wrote Slowest .
The girl put aside her work and drawing her seat close to ,
his seat by the fire laid her arm gently on his shoulder , .
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you
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Won t I Come I like that Don t I .
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You are father s favourite and can make him be l ieve ’
anything .
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father s ’
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Yes Then as I Si t a looking at the fire I seem to see
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me Charley
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lo ok .
both .
so held her .
C h arley ? ”
warm there .
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while he smokes his pipe long after you are abed and I ,
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notice that father s is a large hand but n ever a heavy one
when it touches me and that father s is a rough voice but ,
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strikes me .
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Well There am I c ontinuing with father a n d holding , ,
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There seems to be the deu c e and all in the hollow down - -
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by the flare said the boy glancing from her eyes to the
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brazier which had a grisly Skeleton look on its long thin legs
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You come to be a pupil teacher and you still go on -
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long before and it has divided y ou from father and from m e
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No it hasn t
Yes it has Charley I see as plain as plain can be that
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your way is not ours and that even if father could be got ,
Charley ”
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Still as plain as plain can be Liz asked the boy ,
playfully .
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Ah ! Still That it is a great work to have cut your
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You said you couldn t read a book Lizzie Your library ,
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of books is the hollow down by th e flare I think ,
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feel my want of learning very much , Charley But I Should .
due form .
which you put this and that together you get a woman and ,
now among h ovels now among lords and ladies and gentle
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THE R WI L FER
. FAMILY
His bl ack hat was brown before he coul d a fford a coat his ,
circ u mstance s .
48 O UR MUTU A L FRIEND
it really stood for to none but chosen friends under the seal, ,
led this gentl eman to the Temple of F ame and of which the
whole expressiv e burden ran
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Ru m ty i d d i ty , r o w d o w d ow .
Signed himself
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You r s tr til y R Wilfer, ,
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tiles and bricks were burnt bones were boiled carpets were , ,
beat rubbish was shot dogs were fought and dust was heaped
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way he took when the light of its kiln fires made lu r id smears
,
“
Ah me ! said he , what might have been is not
what is ! ”
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himself after a little mental arithmetic Oh here s another
, ,
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of em ’
before adding aloud How de do John or S us an , , ,
”
,
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Well P i ggy wi ggi e s sa id R W
,
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how de do to n ight ? ,
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seated in a corner with folded gl oves was that as we have , ,
”
Monday Bella , .
elder gi rl .
“
In add i tion to whi ch my dear her h usband urged if , , ,
“
My dear it is the same thing , .
”
”
No it is not said Mrs Wilfer with the same impress ve , .
,
i
“
monotony Pardon me .
think R W , not as I do
. . .
and pieces o ff the table : which her Sister went down on her
knees to pick up .
B ELLA WIL FE R AND L AV INI A S I
”
And poor L avini a perhaps my dear ? suggested R W , , . .
“
Pardon me said Mrs Wi lfer no ,
”
.
,
“
No R W Lavinia has not k n own the trial that Bella
,
. .
will say Nobly When you see your daughter Bella in her
, .
Here Miss Lavi nia from her kneeling situation under the
, ,
“
table put in that she didn t want t o be p o o r e d by pa or
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anybody else .
for you have a fine brave spirit An d your sister Cecilia has .
Bella who was now seated on the rug to warm her s elf
, ,
half cried .
“
I am sure said she though you have no feeli n g fo r , ,
”
My dear I do ,
.
“
man rescued interposed You never cared for George
, ,
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Sampson Bella ,
.
“
An d did I say I did miss ? Then pouting again with , , ,
“
the curls in her mouth : George Sampson was very fon d of
me and admired me very much and put up with everythin g
, ,
”
I did to him .
“
You were rude enough to him L avinia again interposed ,
.
’
And did I say I wasn t miss ? I am not setting up to ,
“
You di d n t show him that you thought even that
’
“ “
You are a chit and a little idiot returned Bella or , ,
'
Harmon murder was all over the town and people were ,
’
It s likely enough they took su ch liberties ; I Shoul d nt
’
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The young lady s lamentations were choked at this point by
a knuckle knocking at the half ope n door of the room The
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knu ckle had kn ocked two or three times already but had not ,
been heard .
“
Who is it ? said Mrs Wilfer in her Act of Parliament .
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manner . Enter !
A gentleman coming in Miss Bella with a short and sharp , ,
“ ” “
Pardon me returned Mrs Wilfer ,
Not at all Two . . .
”
appointment for to n ight when you would be at home
‘
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,
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Seeing that I am quite satisfied Mr Wilfer with the ,
.
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rooms and with their situation and with their price I sup
, , ,
,
I wish to send i n -
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furniture without delay .
c r own of his hat to his lips and drawing it before his mouth , .
“ “ ”
The gentleman R W said Mrs Wilfer proposes to
,
. . .
,
either side .
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reference
“ “
I think returned the gentleman after a paus e that a
, , ,
“ ”
Among the best my dear , .
landlord wrote .
This was a neat and happy turn to give the subject treats ,
”
cellar straight miss and don t be a dowdy little puss
, ,
’
.
look at .
But observing a fall in her father s face she went and sat ’
attention .
“ ’
Y o u deserve to have a house of you r own ; don t you ,
poor pa ?
“ ’
I don t deserve it better than another my dear ,
.
‘ ’
pa ) that s ne ither reasonable nor honest Bella then I
’
,
’
lovely pa why don t you always wear you r hair like that
,
, ,
’
”
it and must have a bit put back to be done expressly
,
.
'
However as it was brown even to Bella s taste the yo ung
, , ,
two bottles whereof one held Scotch ale and the other rum .
The latter perfume with the fostering aid of boil ing water
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that the wind passing over the house roof must have rushed -
he certainly did it .
”
“
And I was stamping my foot and screamin g when he ,
“
You were stamping your little foot my dear and scream , ,
ing with your little voice and laying into me with your ,
”
little bonnet which you had snatched O ff for the purpose
, ,
the rum you were doing this one Sunday morning when
I took you out because I didn t go the exact way you wanted
,
’
,
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when the old gentleman Sitting on a seat near S aid That s
’
, , ,
’
a nice girl that s a very nice girl promising girl ! And so
’
“
And then he asked my name did he pa ? , ,
“
heroine briefly suggesting Bedtime instead the bottles ”
“
And by this time to morrow said L avinia when the -
,
”
cut .
”
’
You needn t stand be tween me and the candle for all
that retorted Bella
,
This is another of the consequences
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looking glass -
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You caught George Sampson with it Bella bad as you r , ,
Don t talk abou t catching people miss til l your own time
’
, ,
“
Perhaps it has come muttered La v vy with a toss of , ,
he r head .
“ “
What did you say asked Bella very Sharply What ,
.
BOFFIN BOWE R
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S
Cavendish Square a man with a wooden leg had sat for some
,
, ,
lots of fruit and sw e ets that he o ffered for sale upon it and
became a foot warmer the u nfolded clothes horse d isplayed
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and the stool planted within it became his post for the res t
of the day All weathers saw the man at the post This is
. .
and laid it cross wis e under the trestles where it looked like
-
E r r a n d s gone
On wi th fi
Del i ty By
La d i e s a nd G en tlemen
I r ema i n
You r h u m ble Ser v
Si la s Wegg .
He had not only settled it with himself in the cou rse of time ,
,
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also that he was one of th e h ouse s retainers and owed
vassalage to it and was bound to leal and loyal interest in it .
“
F or this reason he always spoke of it as Our House and
, , ,
which trailed itself over the area door into a damp stone
passage and had rather the air of a leech on the house that
,
“
had taken wonderfully ; but thi s was no impediment to
his arranging it according to a plan of his own It was a .
great din g y house with a quantity of dim Side win dow and .
the face ache to look at his app l es the stom ach ache to look
-
,
-
, ,
S O he had settled it) h e put his open hand to the side of his
,
to appreciate .
The only article in which Silas dealt that was not hard , .
of con d ition ) and the adhesive bird cage which had been
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exposed for the day s sale he had taken a tin box from ,
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folds i n his cheeks and his forehead and his eyelid s and his , , ,
lips and his ears but with bright eager childishly inqui ring
, , ,
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in you .
”
“ ”
Morning Si r ! Morning ! Morning ! ,
answer A b o w gone .
”
Morning morning morning ! , ,
’
Appears to be rather a arty old cock to o said Mr , , .
W e g g as before ,
“
Good morning to y ou sir .
,
.
”
“
Do you remember me then ? asked his new acquaint ,
”
ance stopping in his amble one sided before the stall and
, ,
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, ,
humour .
,
”
“
drily and with reticence
, it s not yet brought to an exact ’
allowance .
”
morning morning ! ,
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when the butcher boy had been to our house for orders and -
,
. .
, ,
No W e gg I was a listening
, . .
“
It never happened that I did so yet to the best of my ,
“ “
Well repeated Bo ffin I was a li steni n g to you and to
,
”
him And what do you — you haven t got another stool have
.
’
,
’
you ? I m rather thick in my breath .
“
I haven t got another but yo u re welcome to this said
’
,
’
W e g g resigning it
,
“
It s a treat to me to Stand .
’
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“ ”
Lard ! exclaimed Mr Boffin in a tone of great e n j oy .
,
blinkers ! W h y it s delightful ! ,
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Bofli n
“
you allude d to some o ffer or another that was in
,
”
your mi n d ?
“
I m coming to it ! Ml right I m comin g to it ! I
’
.
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with
‘
N— not exactly so Si r said Mr W e gg , ,
. .
’
o ff straight you ve only to whip on your Spectacles and do
,
“
Well sir retu rned Mr W e g g with a conscious inclina
, , .
,
’ ”
tion of the head we ll S a y literary then ,
.
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A literary man —wi th a woo d en leg— and all Print is ’
’
open to him ! That s what I thought to myself that ’
,
,
”
I wouldn t be equal to collaring an d throwing
’
.
“
On the Spot said Mr Boffin . .
On the spot .
“
complacency E ducation neglected .
“
Neg — l e c te d ! repeated Bo ffin with emphasis That ”
,
.
’ ’
ain t no word for i t I don t mean to say but what if you . ,
answer Boffin .
“
Come come sir said Mr W e g g throwin g in a littl e
, , ,
.
,
“ ’
encouragement that s something too , , .
“ “
It s something answered Mr Bo ffi n
’
but I ll take my ,
”
.
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“
Perhaps it s not as much as could be wished by an i n ’
“ ’
Now lo ok here I m retired from business Me and
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68 O UR MUTU A L F RIEND
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governor .
“
Gentleman dead Si r ? ,
’
Man alive don t I tell you ? A diseased governor ? ,
’
Now it s too late for me to begin shovelling and sifting at
,
“
the head of his thick stick paying a man truly quali fied ,
I am considering of it Mr Bo ffin ,
. .
to choose after you ve done for the day with your house
,
’
’
finished here and you re there Twopence halfpenny an ,
.
,
’
, ,
Half a crown
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Bo ffin smeared it out with his moistened glove and sat down ,
on the remains .
“ ”
Per week you know ,
.
“
Would it come dearer Mr Boffin asked . .
“
To tell you the truth W e g g said Bo ffin “
I wasn t ’
I f you was to ,
“
I fo l low you Si r said W e gg But not bein g a regular
, ,
.
“
What do you think of the terms W e g g ? Mr Bo ffin ,
”
.
admir ingly .
“
N 0 Si r I never did a g gl e a n d I never w i ll a ggle
, .
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him upon it .
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Ay indeed ! said Mr W e gg nodding his head with an ”
.
,
“
You know h i m W e gg ? ,
’
I haven t been not to say right Slap through him very ,
A g i r l wa s o n h e r k n e e s
Sh e h e ld a l o ft a s n owy s c a f s i r r
, ,
W h i c h (m y e ld e s t b ro th e r n o ti c e d ) flu ttere d i n th e b reez e ’
Sh e b r e a th e d a pra ye fo r h i m Mr Bo fl‘
.
in r , .
A p r a y e r h e c o o l d n ot h e a r
And m y e ld e s t b r o th e r l e a u d u p o n h i s s word Mr Boffin
.
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, ,
An d wi p e d a wa y a te ar .
”
“ “
Where I live said Mr Bo ffin is called The Bower ,
”
.
, .
, ,
ask for Harmony J ail and you ll be put right I Shall expec t ,
’
.
“
with the greatest enthusiasm most j yfu l l y I shall have ,
.
.wi th a wooden ,
would even have picked a han dsome quarrel with any one .
day But when night came and with her veiled eyes behel d
.
, ,
,
.
,
’
“
Why yer mean Old Harmon s do yer
, said the hoarse ’
,
n amed agin ? ,
Whisper .
7 2 OUR M UTU A L FRIE ND
Mr W e gg whi spered
. Boffin s Bower ,
’
.
“
Ed d a r d ! (keep yer hi on his ears ) cut away to Bo ffin s ’
B ower ! ”
Edward with his ears lyi ng back remai ned , ,
immovable .
“
Ed d a r d ! (keep yer hi on his ears ) cut away to Old
Harmon s ’
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”
Was i t Ev v e r aj a il
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asked Mr W e gg holdi n g on
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.
,
.
Not a proper j ail wot you and me woul d get commi tted ,
“
to returned his escort
, they giv it the name on accounts ’
,
”
of Old Harmon liv i ng solitary there .
‘
On accounts of h i s never agreeing with nobody L i ke a .
it roun d like .
”
Ed d a r d
The e ffect of the name was so very alarming in respect of ,
his hind hoofs in the air greatly accelerat i ng the pac e and ,
hoofs the truck and Edward all seemed to fly into the air
, , ,
Do you understand it W e gg ,
, ,
’
.
old lady .
”
drawn her plump arm through her lord s most will ingly com ’
the endeavour .
‘
So now W e gg said Mr Bo ffin wiping his mouth with
, ,
.
,
if they was your own And the top of the High Mound is .
’
crowned with a lattice work Arbour in which if you d on t -
, ,
“
Keeps the organ moist, does it W e gg asked Mr Bo tfin , .
His wooden conceit and craft kept exact pace with the
delighted expectation of his V ictim The V isions rising before .
idol u sually worshipp ed under that n ame did not forbid her ,
“
Sorry to deprive you of a pipe W e gg he said filling , ,
”
,
“
his own but you can t do both together Oh ! and another
,
’
.
“
Yes it s a pie W e gg replied Mr Boffin with a glance
,
’
, ,
”
.
,
asked W e gg .
“
It s a veal and ham pie said Mr Bo ffin
’
,
. .
“
Have some W e gg ? ,
’
I wouldn t at any other party s at the present j uncture ’
looked with beaming eyes into the O pening world before him ,
“
Hem ! began W e gg ” “
This Mr Boffin and Lady is .
,
.
,
Empire sir ? ”
W
,
It I S Roos h a n ; ain t it e gg ?
’
“
quite unworthy of his English origi n and not to have acted ,
”
up to his name in his government of the Roman people ,
.
had ever Since sat intently Staring with his eyes and mind
at the confounding enormities of the Romans was so severely ,
“
Commodiou s gasped Mr Bo ffin starin g at the moon
,
”
.
, ,
Vittle u s (and well named too ) eat Six m ill ions worth E n glish
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C UT ADRIFT
THE Six Jolly F ellowship Porters, already mentioned as a
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over the water ; indeed the whole house inclu sive of the ,
bination with the fact that the house was all but afloat at
high water when the Porters had a family wash the linen
,
being in its own way garrulous about its early life Not .
forests there and tiny trees lik e the parent tree, i n full
,
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umbrageou s leaf .
snugger corner near the fire with the cloth everlastingly laid ,
.
F or the rest both the tap and parlour of the Six J olly
”
Fellowship Porters gave upon the river and had red curtains
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sugar l oaf hats made in that shape that they might with
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, ,
heated for you those delectable drinks Purl F lip and Dog s , , ,
’
opposite the bar was a very little room like a three cornered
,
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8O OUR MUTU A L FRIE ND
and on the door of whi c h was therefore painted its allu ring
name : Cosy
Miss Potterson sole proprietor and manager of the F ellow
.
, ,
me miss
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Ca n t I
’
said Abbey with infinite expression
No Mi s s Potterson because you see the law
.
,
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I am the law here my man returned Miss Abbey and ”
, , ,
’ ”
I ll soon convince you of that if you doubt it at all ,
.
,
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half door was a water Side man with a squinting leer and
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,
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,
‘ ’
You re cruel hard upon me Miss Potterson ,
.
she herself was long say you r half word Bring it out ,
. .
”
’
Miss Potterson ! Ma am ! Would you s x c u s e me taking ’
obj ections to
“
Certainly said Miss Potterson ,
.
Is it that yo u re afraid of ’
,
”
you mean that .
“
But I humbly don t mean that Miss Abbey ’
,
.
have been .
”
“
Signify ing in Quod Miss ? Perhaps not But h e may ,
.
I was
”
.
“
Who suspects him
Many perhaps One beyond all doubts I do
, .
,
. .
“
But I was his pardner Mind you Miss Abbey I was .
, ,
nan that was his pardner and I am the man that suspects
im
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84 OU R MUTU AL F RIEND
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.
“
That Gaffer has a skill in finding what he finds, who
”
doubts man ? asked Miss Abbey
,
.
“
A skill in pu r wi d i n g what he finds, perhaps said Rider ,
at her .
“ ”
Graciou s Lud ! was the involuntary exclamation of
Miss Potterson .
”
Mind you ! returned the other stretchin g forward over ,
the half door to throw his words into the bar ; for his voice
-
was as if the head of his b oat s mop were down his throat ’
“
I say so Miss Abbey ! And mind you ! I ll follow him
,
’
,
’
my own
With that flourish and seeming to have talked himself ,
, ,
“
instead of sending it appeared in person saying ,
Captain , ,
did the captain feebly rub his knees an d c ontemplate the fire
without o ffering a word of protest but the rest of the company ,
’
guided by Miss Abbey Captain Nor was Miss Abbey s , .
”
hour all the guests wh o were left filed out in the best order
, ,
'
good night and Miss Abbey wished good night to all except
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,
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,
had the conviction borne in upon his soul that the man was ,
” ‘
, , .
“
I a m very sorry for it Miss ,
.
sharply do you do it ?
,
“
I do it Miss ? ,
’
There there Don t look astonished I ought to h ave
, . .
’
begun with a word of explanation but it s my way to make ,
to your supper .
“
Lizzie He xa m Lizzie H ox e m then began Miss Potter , ,
“
son how often have I held out to yo u the opportunity of
,
“ “
No Miss Lizzie pleaded because that would not be
, , ,
”
thankful and I am ,
.
“
I vow and declare I am half ashamed of myself for
taking such an interest in you said Miss Abbey pettishly , , ,
“
for I don t believe I should do it if you were not good
’
“ ’
However you ain t resumed Miss Potterson so it s no
,
’
,
”
,
use going into that I must take you as I find you Which . .
’
indeed is what I ve done And you mean to say you are still .
obstinate
“
Not obstinate Miss I h Ope , , .
. .
, ,
her eyes .
“
It s not an easy thing to tell a daughter but it must be
’
ened Lizzie s breast for the moment that Miss Abbey was
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“
They little know father who talk like that .
“
( She takes it thought Mis s Abbey very quietly She
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, ,
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“
her it is some one who has a gru d ge against father : some
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Yes ! He was father s partner and father broke with ,
”
I promise said Miss Abbey ,
.
his boat And many and many times afterwards when such
.
,
“
You poor deluded gi rl Sh e said don t you see that ,
.
,
’
’
you can t Open your mind to particular suspicions of one of
the two without O pening your mind to general suspicions of
,
you have had in your thoughts what the two had done ,
”
together would come familiar t o the mind of one .
“
You don t know father Miss when y o u ta lk like that
’
, , _ .
”
Indeed indeed you don t know father
, ,
’
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,
.
away from him not because of what I have told you to n ight
— we ll pass no j udgment u pon that and we ll hope it may
’
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,
.
Miss Abbey had softened into a soothing tone and had even ,
drawn her arm round the girl s waist But she only replied ’
.
, ,
needs me to lean on .
”
And then Miss Abbey who like all hard people when they , ,
“
I have done what I can she said and you must go ,
”
your way You make your bed and you must lie on it
.
,
“
But tell your father one thing : ~he mu st not come here any
more .
”
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the deed and entrapped her father Riderhood had not done
,
.
the deed but had resolved in his malice to turn against her
,
the frightful possibil ity that her father being innocent yet , ,
And as the great black river with its dreary shores was soon
lost to her V iew in the gloom so she stood on the river s , ,
’
brink unable to see into the vast blank misery of a life sus
.
that it lay there dim before her stretching away to the great ,
ocean Death
,
.
The room was qui et and the lamp burnt on the table In , .
“
By th e ti m e of Miss Abbey s closing and by the run of
' ’
”
hear the chu rch clock strike as I sit here , .
Very quietly she placed a chair before the scanty fire and
, ,
”
Poor Charley !
The clock struck two and the clock struck three and the , ,
’
clock struck four and Sh e remained there with a wo m an s
, ,
patience and her own purpose When the morning was well .
on between four and five she slipped Off her shoes (that her ,
going about might not wake Charley ) trimmed the fire spar ,
by
Hal loa F rom h e r brother si tting up in bed
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the morning .
‘
Is it though But what are y ou up to Liz P ,
“
It seems to be a preciou s small one if that s it said the ,
’
,
“
boy .What are you putting that little pile of m on ey by
itself for
“
F or you Charley ,
.
of towelling .
'
.
,
Liz
“
Are you almost ready for breakfast Charley ,
”
And a bundle Charley ,
.
been the boy completed his dressing and came and sat down
, ,
to her face .
this is the right time for your going away from us Over .
go .
, ,
I tell you what said the boy then bursting out into an ,
”
,
’
angry whimpering you re a selfish j ade and you think , ,
there s not enough for three of us and you want to get rid of
’
,
”
me
If you believe SO Charley —
.
“
yes then I believe too that , , , ,
”
three of us and that I want to get rid of you,
.
It was only when the boy rushed at her and threw his ,
-
a rms round her neck that S h e lost her self res tra i nt But she ,
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.
“
Don t cry don t c r y ! I am satisfied to go Liz ; I am
’
,
’
,
”
satisfied to go I know you send me away for my good . .
Kiss me .
d one and I alone know there i s good reason for its being
,
done at once Go straight to the school and say that you and
.
,
—that father will never trouble them but will never take you ,
back You are a credit to the school and you will be a greater
.
,
c redit to it yet and they will help you to get a living Show
,
.
what clothes you have brought and what money and say , ,
“ ’
I say ! cried her brother quickly ”
Don t you have it ,
.
“
And above all things, mind this Charley ! Be sure you ,
be true.
”
The boy looked at her with some doubt and s urprise but ,
“
Above all things remember It will not be tru e I h ave .
my Darli ng !
Though so young Sh e infused into these parting words a
,
’
love that was far more like a mother s than a Sister s , and ’
before which the boy was quite bowed down After holdin g .
her to his breast with a passionate cry he took up his bun dle ,
and darted out at the door with an arm across his eyes ,
.
looki ng for her father saw him coming and stood upon the
, ,
He had nothing with him but his boat and came on apace ,
.
set to work to haul up his boat and make her fast an d take , ,
the sculls and rudder and rope out of her Carryi n g these .
,
’
with Lizzie s aid he passed up to his dwelling
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Well Liz zie I ain t of a glow ; that s certain And my
, , .
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they are ! Something suggestive in the ir colour and ,
“
You were not out in the perishing night I hope , ,
father
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There s a drop of brandy for your tea father if you ll
’
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, ,
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father
’
Ah there s always enough of that said Gaffer dropp i ng , ,
the liquor into his cup fro m a squat black bottle and ,
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dropping it slowly that it might seem more dis tress is for
ever a going about like sut in the air — Ain t that boy up y e t .
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The meat s ready now f ather Eat it while it s hot and
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comfortable After you have finished we ll turn round to
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you .
gulps then cut at his piece of hot steak with his case knife
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Un n a t r a l young beggar ! s a i d t h e parent Shaking his
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at other things he has made S hift to get some schooling
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up his mind to go seek his fortune out of learning He went .
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knife Let him neve r come within Sight of my eyes nor yet
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therefore disowns him for ever and ever a s a u n n a t r a l you n g
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beggar .
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He s welcome t o go He s more welcome to go than to .
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stay But let him never come back Let him never put his
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head inside that door And let you never Speak a word more .
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in his favour or you ll disown you r own father l i kewise and
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you NOW I see why them men yonder held aloof from me
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They says to one another Here comes the man a s ain t good ,
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Put it down
He looked at the knife ; but in his astonishment he Still
h eld it .
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F ather it s too horrible 0 put it down put it down !
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it away and stood up with his O pen hands held out before
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him .
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What s come to you Liz Can you think I would ,
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No father no you would never h urt me
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her trial of last night and her trial of the mornin g caused
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down again got a p i llow and placed it under her dark hair
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arm and moistened her lips with a little water into which
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Who loo s ed it ?
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these in a narrow and a dir ty street devo ted to such call i ngs ,
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candle itself in its old tin can dl estick and two preserved ,
greasy dark reluctant side door and follows the door into -
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Goo d eve ni ng Mr Venus Don t you remember ?
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holds his candle over the little counter and holds it down ,
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To be s ur e ! he says then How do you do , .
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Yes yes says the other
, , Hospital amputation .
Just so says Mr W e g g ,
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Yes yes q u oth Venus
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How do you do ? Sit down .
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sni ff as it might be Strong of old pairs of bellows
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My tea is drawing and my mu ffin is on the hob Mr , ,
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mind
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And how have I been go in g on , this lo n g time Mr , .
Venus
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Very bad says Mr Venus uncompromisingly , .
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of surprise .
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Always at home .
attribute it ?
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I don t know replies Venus who is a haggard melancholy , ,
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m an Speaking in a weak v o i c e of querulous co m plaint
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I OO O UR MU TU A L FRIEND
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some little irritation that can t be personal and peculiar in ,
man has his own ribs and no other man s will go with them ; ,
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I don t know how it comes about Stand up a minute
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Hold the light Mr Venus takes from a corner by his chair
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measured for a riding boot No I don t know how it is -
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stays .
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Oh ! says Mr W e gg with a sort of sense of being i n
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tr o d u c e d ; I dare say you were all right enough in your
own country but I hope no Obj ections will be taken to my
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saying that the F renchman was never yet born as I sh ould .
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wish to match .
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It s three and ninepence returns Venus have you got ,
the money
The boy produce s four shil lings Mr Venus a lways in ex . .
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There he whimpers There s an i mation ! On a twig .
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a tooth among them halfpence .
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How was I to know I d got it ? You giv it me I don t ’
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want none of your teeth I ve got enough of my own So , .
on the counter .
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Venu s retorts pathetically Don t hit m e because you see .
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I m down I m low enough without that It dropped int o
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Very well then argues the boy,
what do you call , ,
names for
To which Mr Venus only replies shaking h i s shock of
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du sty hair and winking his weak eyes Don t sauce m e in
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Oh dear me dear me sighs Mr Venus heavily s n u ffin g
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the candle the world that appeared so flowery has ceased
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human wa ri ou s“
Hav ing so held and waved the candle as that all these
heterogeneous obj ects seemed to come for ward obe diently
when they were named an d then retir e again Mr Venu s , , .
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despondently repe a ts Oh dear me dear me ! resumes hi s , ,
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Where am I asks Mr W e gg . .
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You re somewhere in the back shop across the yard sir ,
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Now look here what did you give for me
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Well replies Venus blowing h i s tea his head and face
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Silas puts his point in the improved form of What will .
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Come ! According to your own accou n t I m not worth ,
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Not for miscellaneou s worki ng in I grant you Mr W e gg ; , ,
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excuse me .
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I never bargain .
Silas receives one from his hand which Venus takes from a ,
reads
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Mr Venus .
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Yes Go on . .
Yes Go on . .
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Artic u lator of human bones .
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That s it with a groan “
,That s it ! Mr W e gg I m
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I do not wish she writes
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art of it and she obj ects to it
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in her own handwriting to regard myself nor yet to be , ,
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And so a man climbs to the top of the tree Mr W e gg ,
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only to see that there s no look out when he s up there ! I -
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It lowers me When I m equally l owered all over .
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It is not on that account says Silas rising but ,
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Harmon s .
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Eh ? said Mr Venus Harmon s up Battle B ridg e
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way
Mr W e gg admits that he is bound for that port
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You ought to be in a goo d thing if you ve worked ,
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yourself in there There s lots of money going there .
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To think says Silas that you should catch it up so
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Not at all Mr W e gg The old gentleman wanted to
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Re ally now ! ,
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this neighbourhood you know Over yonder ,
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yonder .
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I took an interest in that discovery in the river says ,
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Venus (She hadn t written her cutting refusal at that
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broke off .
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The old gentleman was well known all round here There .
in em
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Probably you know Mr W e gg ?
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Nothing in em says W e gg who has never heard a word ’
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of this before .
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Don t let me detain you Good n ight .
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cats the dogs the ducks an d all the rest of the collection
, , , ,
solicitor .
ting the death of the amiable Pertinax : who only last night
had left the Imperial a ffairs in a state of great confusion by ,
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Morning morning morning ! said Mr Bo ffin with a
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in
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Mr Lightwood gave you an appointment sir I think
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Bo ffin
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I ll pay my way my boy’
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No do u bt sir Would you walk in ? Mr Lightwoo d
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ain t in at the present moment but I expect him back very ,
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Shortly Would you take a seat in Mr Lightwood s room
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sir while I look over our Appointment Book ?
, Young
Blight made a great show of fetching from his desk a long
I IO OUR M UTU A L FRIE ND
The boy answered that he had not yet quite worked out that
little calculation .
it said Mr Bo ffin . .
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Would a couple of pound help you up at all ? asked Mr .
Bo ffin .
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affair s .
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And they s e em to have taken a deal out of you ! said
Mr Bo fii n with commiseration
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cast his perplexed gaze first at the ceiling and then at the ,
carpet .
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Well he remarked
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I don t know what to say about ,
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it I am sure I was a m o s t as well a s I was It s a great
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lot to take care of .
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My dear Mr Bofii n then d on t take care of it .
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you have the haven of consolation open to you that you can
easily make it less And if yo u shoul d be apprehensive of .
lation that any number of people will take the trouble off
your hands .
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Well ! I don t quite see it retorted Mr Boffin still’
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perplexed That s not satisfactory you know what you re
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a saying
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a m os t a pity said Mr Bo ffin rubbing his ear
, that he .
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may depend upon it making the discovery all of a sudden , ,
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that h e found it a great lot to take care of
O UR MU TU A L FRIEND
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And speaking of sat i sfactory pursued Mr Bofii n why ,
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old man does right the poor boy after all the poor boy gets ,
when he s lifting (as one may say) the cup and s a r s e r to his
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after Mrs Boffin has given him her min d respecting the
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head and heart .
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You understand I name this pursued Mr Boffin to , .
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girl s friend ; me and Mrs Bo ffin stood the poor boy s friend
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The last time me and Mrs Boifi n saw the poor boy said .
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means come to gain the honour Then you and the gentle .
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proper and you and Doctor S take steps for finding out the
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poor boy and at last you d o fin d out the poor boy and me
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and Mrs Bofii n often exchange the observation We S hall
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see him again under happy circu mstances ,
But it was .
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It gets into the hands of me and Mrs Bo fli n only this .
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very day and hour an d that s what I m working round to ,
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B u t let me represent to you returned Lightwood , ,
of edged tools .
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Well said Mr Bo fli n a little staggered
, that s the .
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MR B OFFI N
. I NSTRU C TS HI S L AW Y ER I I
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em up But this is the first instruction that I as the owner
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of the property give to my lawyer on coming into it
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There is j ust one other an d no more Make me as com ,
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I beg your pardon but professional profundity must be ,
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I mean tight Mr Boifin explained ,
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d i ti o n s ?
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Bind Mrs Boffin interposed her husband
. No .
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said in his cool manner L et me make you two known to
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biography .
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Delighted said Eugene — though he didn t look so
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to know Mr Bofli n . .
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Thankee sir thankee returned that gentleman
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smile but will you excuse my mentioning that I a lways
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I object on principle said Eugene as a biped , ,
AS a what ? asked Mr Bo fli n . .
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Exactly An d may I represent to you that it s i n
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and that it is settled that the man is to learn from the bee
(which I also deny) the question still remains What is h e , ,
be satirical .
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At all events they work said Mr Boffin , ,
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Ye es returned Eugene disparagingly they work but
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than they need —they make so much more than they can eat
—they are so incessantly boring and buzzing at their one
idea till Death comes upon them — that don t you think they ’
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for you .
I I 8 O UR M UTU A L FRIEND
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Mr Bofli n I happened to be in Chance ry Lane this
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( Don t quite sound like skittles nor yet country gentle
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man nor yet j ewellery thought Mr Bofli n
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but there s ,
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no knowing .
that you are a man of rectitude and plain dealing with the ,
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Your information is true of Mrs Boffin anyhow was .
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and he wal ked with his eyes on the ground — though con
scious for all that of Mr Bo fii n s o b s e r va ti on a n d he
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fi
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When I add I can discern for myself what the general
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You will probably change your manner of living Mr , .
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Bo fli n in your changed circumstances
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You will probably .
as your Secretary
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AS wh a t ? cried Mr Boffin with his eyes wide open . , .
Your Secretary .
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Well said Mr Boffin under his breath that s a queer
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th i ng ! ”
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Or pursued the stranger wondering at Mr Bo ffin s
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wonder if you would try me as your m a n of business
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Where do you come from asked Mr Bo ffin . .
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I come returned the other meeting his eye
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from , ,
many countries .
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model .
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and feeling the more embarr asse d because his manner and
appearance claimed a delicacy in whi ch the worthy Mr .
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gestion Sparrows were there cats were there dry rot and
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spot .
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All this time said th e stranger producing a li ttle , ,
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p ocket book and taking out a card I have not mentioned
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W ilfe r s at Holloway’
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F ather of Miss Bella Wilfer said he .
doub t
Now this name had been more or less i n Mr Boffin s
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said
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That s singular too staring again past
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Though b y the b y I suppose it was one of that family
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that p i n te d me out ?
No I have never been in the streets with one of them
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Well Si r to tell ” '
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Say nothing returned Mr Ro k e s m i th ,
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allow me to .
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That s fair and I don t object said Mr Bofli n ; but
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Yes .
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This brings us round my dear he then pursued to , ,
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the question we left unfinished namely whether there s to ,
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N ow I ll tell you what I want Noddy said Mrs Bofii n
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I want Society .
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child .Yes ! It s no good my being kept here like Wax ’
Work ; is it now ? ”
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But it don t answer said the cheerful Mrs Boffin
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Wh at do you think of beginning work again ? Mr
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Bo ffin hinted
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Out of the question We have come into a great fortune ,
up to it .
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wisdom replied though rather pensively : I suppose we
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must .
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It s never been acted up to yet and consequently n o , , ,
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I say a good house in a goo d neighbourhood good things ,
about u s good living and good society I say , live like our
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means without extravagance and be happy
, ,
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Yes I say be happy too a ssented the stil l pensive
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Mr Bofli n
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Lor a mussy
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exclaimed Mrs Bofli n laughing and .
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down into a seat big enough for th r e e o f him all cov ered
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as gran d as n i nepen ce ! Oh h h h My ! Ha ha ha ha ha ! - - -
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beat her feet u pon the floor and wiped the tears of laughter ,
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And what my old lady inquir ed Mr Bo fli n when he
, ,
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also had sympathetically laughed : what s your views on
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the subject of the Bower ?
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Shut it up Don t part with it but put somebody in it
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to keep it .
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ing stea m i n ge i n this old lady is ! And she don t know how
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and take the boy and adopt him and give him J ohn s name ’
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B u t I don t say so interposed her husband
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aga i n .
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That s as much as to say you agree Good and kind of
you and like you deary ! And don t y o u begin to find it
, ,
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comely way from head to foot and once more smoothing her ,
“
dress with i mmense enj oyment don t you begin to find i t ,
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n esses and absurdities might have been d ete cted in the
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buttons .
those who were ever and again left behind staring after the ,
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fin B of fin s mon e y Down with the dust Bof fin
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At length the Bower district was left behind and the peace
ful d welling of the Reverend F rank Mi l v e y was gained The
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and wretchedly paid with quite a young wife and half a dozen
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and t ranslating from the classics t o eke out his scanty means , ,
that was almost slavish and any daring layman who would
have adj usted s uch burdens as his more decently and ,
With a ready patient face and manner and yet with a latent ,
sounds and cries as though the six children above were coming
down through the ceiling, and the roasting leg of mutton
below were coming up through the floor — listened to Mr s .
“
But he would not be living with his grandmother then
Margaretta said Mr Mi l ve y
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Mrs Boffin s house a nd the more there was to eat and drink
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Christma s Eve she drank eleven cups of tea and grumbled all ,
wrongs when one night after we had gone to bed she brought
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I don t think that
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Oh Fr a nk ,
remonstrated his emphatic wife .
who squints so m u c h
That s true again said Mr Mi lv e y becoming haggard
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th perplexity If a little girl would d o .
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But my d ea r F rank Mr Boffi n wants a b oy .
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hesitation “
if Mrs Boffin wants an orphan qu i te ni neteen
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who drives a cart and waters the roads .
that smiling lady s shaking her black velvet bonnet and bows ’
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he remarked in lower Spirits That s true again
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I am sure said Mrs Boffin concerned at giving so much
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trouble “
that if I had known you would have taken so
much pains sir—an d you too ma am — I do nt think I would
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have come
urged Mrs Mil v e y
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because we ,
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are so much obliged to you for giving us the preference .
might carefully examine the workhouse and the Infant Sch ool , ,
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with the air as if he might have added i n stock and , ,
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Now old lady said Mr Bo fli n as they resumed their
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seats behind the hammer headed horse and man : havin g -
to try W i lfe r s was a thing more easil y proj ected than d one
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Here s Mr and Mrs Boffin
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32 O UR MUTU A L FRIEN D
headed young man through the bars of the gate and at the ,
Mr and Mrs B O FF IN
. returned the young man rising
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into a roar .
tripped do wn the steps with the key tripped across the little ,
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Miss Lavinia haughtily Our servant is out
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Mr and Mrs Bo fli n complying an d pausing in the little
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Sampson s legs ’
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Mr and Mrs Boffin I think
. said La v m i a I n a warn
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ing voice .
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Yes miss
If you ll ste p this way—down these stairs —I ll let Ma
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know
Excited flight of Mrs W i lfe r s legs of Miss Bella s legs
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Pardon me said Mrs Wilfer after the first salutations
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and as soo n as she had adj usted the handkerchief under her
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chin and waved her gloved hands to what am I indebted
, ,
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I have heard sir returned Mrs Wilfer with a dignified , ,
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”
bend of her head O f such being the case ,
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And I dare say ma am pursued Mr Bo ffin while Mrs ,
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Bella ! Mrs Wilfer admonished her
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. Bella you must ,
conquer this .
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Yes do what your Ma says and conqu er it my d ear
, , , ,
and because you are much too pretty to keep yourself shut
up . With that the pleasant creature gave her a kiss and
, ,
previous to an execution .
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We are going to move into a nice house said Mrs . .
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her and patting her hand yo u mustn t feel a dislike to u s
, ,
, ,
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My youngest daughte r Lavinia said Mrs Wilfer glad , ,
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to make a diversion as that youn g lady reappeared Mr ,
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h e eyed the Bo fli n s with implacable eyes .
“
If you like to bring your sister with you when you come
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to stay with us s aid Mrs Bo fli n ,
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of course we shall be . .
THE I RRE P RESSI B LE L AV INI A 1 35
glad The better you please yourself, Miss Bella the better
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you ll please u s
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Oh my consent is of no consequence at all I suppose ?
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La vv y said her Sister in a low voice
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have the goodness , ,
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No I won t replied the sharp Lavinia
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I m not a .
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You a r e a child .
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I m not a child an d I won t be taken notice of
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Bring ’
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Lavinia ! said Mrs Wilfer Hold ! I will not allow . .
one single instant while you r mother had the strengt h yet
,
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It s all very fine Lavinia began to grumble whe n Mrs ; , ,
Wilfer repeated
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Hold I will not allow this Do you not know what is .
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smilingly ; we don t care .
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Pardon me b u t I do returned Mrs Wilfer
, ,
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. .
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Miss Lavinia laughed a short laugh as she muttered Yes , ,
to be sure .
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But here Miss Bella repudiated and said quietly I can , ,
please .
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Mr Sampson proclaimed Mrs Wilfer seeing that young
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gentleman take his stopper out and so darkly fixing him with ,
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her eyes as that he put it in again Mr Sampson as .
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invitation .
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head and wave of her gloves as who should say Your , ,
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By the b y ma am said Mr Boffin turning back as he
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was going you have a lodger ,
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A gentleman Mrs Wilfer answered qualify ing the low
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expression u ndoubtedly occupies our first floor
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I may call him Our Mutual F riend said Mr Boffin ,
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Mr Rok e s m i th is very punctual very quiet a very
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eligible inmate .
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Because Mr Bo ffi n explained you must know that I
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for I have only seen him once You give a good account .
O f him . I S he at home ?
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Mr Ro k e s m i th is at home said Mrs Wilfer
. indeed ,
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pointing through the window there he S tands at the garden ,
Bella was nervous now and would have been glad to recall ,
her question .
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You thought it strange that feeling much interested i n ,
my interest re m ains .
And now the worthy Mrs Wilfer having used her youngest .
,
same moments when she was already reflecting how she would
flourish these very same Boffin s and the state they kept over ,
,
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to the match ; but his consent has been dispensed with and ,
flowers .
fatten on us ! ”
Veneering “
An a s ta ti a this must be a match
, He has
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He h a s answered Not
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school as a j unio r with Alfred ,
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exactly Whether Sophronia was adopted by his mother ?
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Twe m l o w s hand has ’
He has answered Not precisely so
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newspaper and over his dry toast and weak tea and over
, ,
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the stable yard in Duke Street St —James s received a
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.
,
'
,
if not particularly .
kind and like an old O ld friend You know our dear friend
, ,
.
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Podsnap ?
T wemlow ought to know the dear friend Podsnap who
covered him with so much confusion and he says he does ,
.
, ,
“ “ ”
But my dear Podsnap quoth Veneering
, there i s a , ,
tried friend of our family who I think and hope you will ,
”
Certainly ! from Podsnap .
flowers on the rosy hours and on the sta ircase and that ,
how the fair bride was married from the house of Hamilton
Veneering Esquire of Stri c c on i a and was given away by
, , ,
THE DAY B E F O R E THE NU P TI A LS 1 43
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Melvin Tweml ow Esquire Of Duke Street St James s second
, , ,
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for it.
of strangers .
the fancy as Sh e was then (which she is not at all ) and that ,
if the fancy had not married som e one else for m oney but ,
h ad married him for love he and she would have been happy ,
(which they wouldn t have been ) and that she has a tender
’
Brooding over the fire with his dried little head in his dried ,
little hands and his dried little elbows on his dried little
,
for somebody else by His Maj esty King George the Third ,
why ,
begins to be dyed and varnished for the
interesting occasion She has a reputation for giving smart .
her maid ; but you coul d easily buy all you see of her in ,
Bond Street : or you might scalp her and peel her and scrape , ,
her and make two Lady Ti ppi n s e s out of h e r and yet not
, ,
had one in each eye it might keep that other drooping lid ,
“
Mortimer you wretch says Lady Tippins turning the
, ,
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,
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eye glass about and about
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where is you r charge the , ,
bridegroom
Give you my honour, returns Mortimer I don t know ,
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and I don t care ’
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B ut hark ! A carriage at the gat e and Mortimer s man
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remarks in the lowest Spirits as he approaches
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I believe , ,
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this is my fellow confound him ! More carriages at the ,
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than drawing room ; tables superb ; all the camels out and
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inj u rious way of rej ecting all dishes whereof Lady Tippin s
partakes : saying aloud when they are proffered to her N o , ,
, , ,
and flag and the splendid cake when ou t by the fair hand
,
all the things indispensable to be said are said and all the ,
the side of his head with a heavy Shoe which a Buffer in the ,
day 01 the day after to morrow o r the week after next fades
,
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, ,
away and Morti mer Lightwood and Eugene fade away and ,
Twe ni l o w fades away and the stony aunt goes away she
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All over that is to say for the time being But there is
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they have not walked arm in arm and that they have not ,
a drooping tail .
“
Don t put it upon me sir I a s k you do you mean to
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tell me
Mr La m m l e falls silent again and they walk as before ,
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ingenuo u sness
Mr La m m l e stops releases his whiskers and looks at
.
, ,
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her The what ?
Mrs La m m l e haughtily replies without stopping and
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, ,
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without looking b ack The meanness . .
“
What if I did
‘ ’
There is no if in th e case You did ,
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with cold scorn Pray how dare you sir utter the word
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, , ,
to me
“
I never did .
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feminine resource of saying I do n t care what you uttered ,
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what
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That you are a man of property
No .
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If you were SO dull a fortune hunter that you d eceived -
“
I asked Veneering and he tol d me you were rich
,
.
”
“
Veneering with great contempt And what does .
“
I asked Veneeri ng .
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in a passionate manner
“
I never will forgive the Veneerings for this !
Neither will I returns the bridegroom
,
”
.
but now and be hold they are only damp earth A tauntin g
,
.
roar comes from the sea and the far out rollers mount upo n ,
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Do you pretend to bel i eve Mrs La m m l e resumes , .
,
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sternly when you talk of my marrying you for worldl y
,
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Not at all I have originated nothing The double
. .
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edged question was you rs .
none .
“
Whereupon she calls him in her rage a delibe rat e ,
Then she calls him vile impostor Then Sh e asks him why .
take her life with his own hand under the present fav ou r a b l r ,
If it is possible I do , .
”
, , .
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Yes Agreed . .
What schemes
Any scheme that will bring us mo n ey By our own .
“
She answers after a little hesitation , I suppose so , .
”
Agreed .
“
Carried at once , you see ! Now Sophroni a, only half a -
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dozen words more We know one another perfectly Don t . .
mighty little need of powder now for her down cast face as ,
P ODSNAPPERY
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faction I don t want to know about it ; I don t choose
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to discuss it ; I don t admit it ! Mr Podsnap had even .
,
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Podsnap s notion s of the Arts in their integrity might have
been stated thus Literature ; large print respectively
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,
the City at ten coming home at half past five and dining a t
,
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anywhere
As a so eminently respectable man Mr Podsnap was , .
action was not yet imparted to her and in trut h she was but ,
'
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called the young person may be considered to have been
embodied in Miss Podsnap his daughter It was a n i n c on ,
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much lightened .
There were still other friends of their souls who were not
entitled to be asked to dinner but had a claim to be invited ,
“
Everything said boastfully Here you have as much of me
,
big silver spoons and forks widened the mouths of the com
pany expressly for the purpose O f thrusting the sentiment
down their throats with every morsel they ate .
The maj ority of the guests were like the plate and included ,
being at that time the only other arrivals he had added (in ,
“
a condescendingly explanatory manner) Monsieur Vey nair ,
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“
How Do You Like L ondon ? Mr Podsnap now i n ”
.
riche .
‘
m i nate in Mong and We Pronounce the ch as if there ’
’
were a t before it We Say Ritch . .
”
“
Mais oui said the foreign gentleman turning towards
,
”
“
I Was Inquiring said Mr Podsnap resuming the thread , .
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of his discourse Whether You Have Observed in ou r Streets
,
T okens
The foreign gentleman with patient courtesy entreated
“
pardon But what was tok e n z
“
Marks said Mr Podsnap
,
Signs you know Appear .
, ,
a u ces— Traces .
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‘ ’
and We Say Horse Only our Lower Classes Say Orse.
“
Pardon said the foreign gentleman
, I am a l wi z
”
wrong !
O u r Language said Mr Podsnap with a graciou s con
“
.
, ,
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s c i o u s n e s s of being always right is Difficult Ours is a ,
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Pursue my Q u estion .
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“ ”
It merely referred Mr Podsnap explained with a sense ,
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,
“
O f meritorious proprietorship to Our Constitution Sir We , , .
do how
They do Sir returned Mr Podsnap gravely S haking
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,
“
It was a little particular of Providence sai d th e for e i g n
'
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gentleman laugh in g ,
for the frontier is not large .
“
Undoubtedly assented Mr Podsnap Bu t So it is It
”
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,
was the Charter of the Land This i sland was Blest Sir to
the Direct Exclusion of such Other Countries as—as there
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, ,
, .
and co ffee was quite ready and the bathers came ; but not
, ,
before the discreet automaton had got behind the bars of the
piano music desk and there presented the appearance of a
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,
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to say to Mrs La m m l e Why don t you play ?
. And so ,
’ ”
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look i ng about her she saw Miss Podsnap and seemi ng to say , ,
’ ”
I am afraid I d on t talk .
“
Let us make a beginning said the in sinuating Mrs , .
at her u sual canter with arched head and mane O pened eyes , ,
and nostrils .
Miss Podsnap
M— m —
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I haven t nerv e to play even if I could Ma plays . .
May day -
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Gracious ! was the exclamation which amazement
elicited from Mrs La m m l e . .
“ ’
There ! I knew you d wonder But you won t m ention .
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it will you
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Upon my word my love said Mrs La m m le you , , .
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chimney swee ps -
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H u sh ! Ma ll hear
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Don t y o u be too sure of that said Mi ss Podsnap in ,
”
,
“
a lower voice Well what I me an is that they seem t o
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, ,
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enj oy it .
“
An d that perhaps you would have enj oyed it if you had ,
“
It sou nds horrid don t it ? said Miss Podsnap with a ,
’
penitential face .
“
But it is and it always has been pursued M i ss Podsnap
, ,
”
,
’
awfu l No one knows what I suffered at Madame Sauteuse s ,
“
At any rate my love said Mrs La m m l e soothingly , ,
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,
that s over
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’
Sa u teuse s Ma was there and Ma s here ; but Pa wasn t
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there and company wasn t there and there were not real
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THE O G RE G RO MP U S 1 67
, ,
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Oh keep away keep away keep away !
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, , ,
victim and bore her o ff to his castle in the top couple Then .
Getting up at eight ,
And now the grand chain riveted to the last link the
, ,
discreet automaton ceased and the sixteen two and two took , , ,
despair .
“
Oh my goodness said Miss Podsnap
, Tha t s over ! , .
’
, ,
”
“
returned Mrs La m m l e in her winning way and that is
.
, ,
“
Ma ain t said Miss Podsnap ’
,
— I detest you ! Go
”
.
”
along ! This shot was levelled under her breath at the
gallant G r om pu s for bestowing an insinuating smile upon her
1 11 pa s s m g .
posed .
“
If we are going to be real friends (and I suppose we are ,
for you are the only person who ever propose d it) don t let ’
’
us be awfu l It s awful en ough to be Miss Podsnap without
.
,
”
Thank you said Miss Podsnap
‘
, .
“
Don t you really see that ? asked Miss Podsnap pluck
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’
perhaps it isn t
“
My d earest Georgiana you defer much too readily to my ,
“ ”
Oh y ou are not dull returned Miss Podsnap
,
I am ,
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dull but you couldn t have made me talk if you were
,
.
“ “
What I mean is pursued Georgian a that Ma being ,
”
“
There is not said Mr Podsnap flushing angrily there
, .
, ,
“ ”
Where ? said Mr Po dsnap . .
said Mr Podsnap . .
administered .
“
And you know ; at least I hope you know said Mr ,
.
so impossible but
But Mr Podsnap felt that the time had come for flushing
. .
“
P odsnap pointed me forcibly as addi n g by imp l icatio n , ,
“
Alfred my love here is my friend Georgiana de arest
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Podsnap .
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Say Georgiana darling interposed his wife , , .
b a r r as sed :
’
I wonder what you like me for I am sure I can t think .
“
Well That may be F or I think I like you for your .
O f relief .
“
We mu st be going with the rest O bserved Mrs La m m l e ,
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1 72 O UR MUTU A L FRI END
“
Real .
to see .
ing ever so much ; and the less valuable articles got away .
after the i r vario u s manners and the Podsnap plate was put
to bed As Mr Podsnap stoo d with his back to the draw
. .
away like the plate brought out l i ke the plate pol ished l ike
, ,
the plate cou nted weighed and valued like the plate That
, , ,
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. .
and all things fitting and were to float with the stream
,
It was not su m mer yet but spring and it was not gentle ,
,
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,
’
.
and pinched And ever the W ind sawed and the sawdust
.
,
whirled .
When the Spring evenin gs are too long and light to shut
out and su ch weather is r ife the city which Mr Podsnap so
, ,
.
Young Bli ght was gone the coffee house waiter was gone the ,
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plates and dis hes were gone the win e was goin g— but not in ,
th e same d ir ection .
“
The wind sounds up here quoth E u ge n e stirring the , ,
to me
”
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th at s a selfish consideration at all personal to m e .
, , ,
“ “ ”
But otherwise suggested Lightwo od there might be , ,
, ,
fellow creatures -
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t rying th e question .
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“
An imperfect one Eugene acquiesced with a sigh but , , ,
another .
”
blaze resumed
, .
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My respected father has found down in the parental ,
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With some money O f course ,
“
Wha t an absurd fellow you are Eugene
No t at all I assure you M R F having always in th e
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, .
—
clearest manner provided (as he calls it) for his children by
pre arranging from the hour of the birth O f each and some ,
said
“
Apparently one of the ghosts has lost its way and ,
“
I ask your pardons Governors replied the ghost as , , ,
“
before but probable you was not aware your door stood
,
”
0 en .
“
What do you want ?
Hereunto the ghost again hoarsely replied I n I ts double ,
”
All right Governors B oth returned the ghost, carefully
, ,
, ,
Lightwood
“
I am .
a Alfred David .
p r e te d as mean i ng Affidavit ) .
“
I tell you my good fellow said Lightwood with his
, , ,
“ “
He can swear a t you Eugene explained and so can I ,
”
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”
But we can t do more for you ’
.
”
Here said the man , In pen and ink . .
’ ”
It s about said the man taking a step forward dropping
, , ,
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about It s about Murder That s what it s about
. .
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.
“
Come nearer the table Sit down W il l you have a . .
glass of wine
“
Yes I will said the man ; and I don t deceive you
, ,
’
G ov e r n or s f
’
poured the w i ne into his mouth tilte d it into his right cheek , ,
“
a s say i ng What do you think of it ? tilted i t into his left
,
“
cheek as saying What do y ou t hi nk of it ? j erked it into
, ,
”
“ ”
his stoma c h as saying What do y ou think O f it ?
, To ,
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conclude smacked his lips as if all three replied We think
, , ,
well of i t .
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,
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Now began Lightwood what s your name
,
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Why there you re rather fast Lawyer Lightwo od he
, , ,
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replied in a remonstrant manner
, Don t you see Lawyer .
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Lightwoo d ? There you re a little bit fast I m going to .
’
, ,
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I Should wish Lawyer Lightwood he stipulated to , , ,
more Slowly .
” “
Now said Lightwood for the third time
,
if you have , ,
have fully ascertained that your spirits are cool and not in
’
any way hurried what s your name ,
”
Roger Riderhood .
Dwelling place -
Lime ns Hole ’
.
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Calling or occupation
Not quite so glib with this answer a s with the previous
“
two Mr Riderhood gave in the definition
,
. Waterside
character .
“
Anything against you ? Eugene quietly put i n as he ”
wrote .
“
Ever in trouble said Eugene .
“ ”
Once (Might happen to any man Mr Riderhood
.
,
.
added incidentall y ) .
On suspicion of
Of seaman s pocket said Mr Riderhood ’
Whereby I . .
was in reality the man S best friend and tried to take care ,
of him .
”
’
say so now You won t deny it Lawyer Lightwood ,
demanded .
Positively not .
witness ! ”
to say No afterthought
. .
“
Let me be took down then cried the informer eagerly ,
“
and anxiously Let me be took down for by George and
.
,
keep back from a honest man the fruits of the sweat of his
brow ! I give information then that he told me that he , ,
“
Take care what you say my friend returned Mortimer , ,
.
and emphatically beating it all out with his open right hand
“
on the palm of his left I Roger Riderhood Lime ns Hole , ,
’
,
.
’
more he told me with his own lips that he done the deed
,
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’
What s more he said that h e done the deed
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,
An d I ll .
swear it
“
Where did h e tell you SO
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ships won t run away If it turn s out that h e warn t at th e
’
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What did h e say
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I ll tell you (take me down T other Governor I ask n o
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Rogu e Riderhood —
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”
Never min d that .
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Scuse m e La wyer L ightwood it s a p a rt Of the truth
, ,
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daughter ! I threatened you h e says to chop you over ,
’
as ever he u sed .
There was a sil ence broken only by the fall of the ashes ,
appearance .
1 84 O UR MUTU A L FRIEND
, ,
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enough ?
“
Did you ask him how he did it where he did it when , ,
he did it ?
“
Far be it from me Lawyer Lightwood ! I was so ,
h
’
‘
what was done and when he begs and prays Old pardner , ,
’ ’
on my knees don t Split upon me ! I only makes answer
, ,
at the candles .
reward was o ffered when the police were on the alert when
, ,
”
the whole count r y rang with the c rime ! said Mortimer ,
impatiently .
“ ’
in with several retrospective nods of his head
,
Warn t I .
”
might have been laid by the heels any hour in the day !
said Mortimer almost warming ,
.
’
Hah Mr Riderhood chimed in as before
. Warn t I ,
.
“ ”
I suppose said Eugene there is no help for it
, ,
.
Do y o u belie v e him
I believe h i m to be a thoro ugh rascal But he may tell .
the truth for his own purpose and for this occasi on only
, , .
”
“
It doesn t look like it ’
.
”
like to ask him one thing .
trying with all his might to overhear what was said but ,
“
feigning abstraction as the Governors B oth glanced at
him .
“
Y o u mentioned (twice I think) a daughter of t h is ,
,
”
You d on t mean to imply ,
.
’
how his answer might affect the fruits of the sweat of his
brow—replie d unreservedly NO I don t , ,
’ ”
“
And you implicate no other person
It ain t what I implicate it s what Ga ffer implic ated
’
,
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,
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was the dogged and determine d answer I don t pretend .
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‘ ’
to know more than that his words to me was I done it ,
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I must see this out Mortimer whispered Eugene rising , , ,
.
How shall we go
“
L et us walk whispered Lightwood and give this
,
”
,
”
fellow time to think of it .
had drunk and coolly tossed it under the grate where it fell
, ,
“ “
Now if you will take the lead said Lightwood Mr
, , ,
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suppose
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S TA TION 1 87
I suppose I do La wyer Lightwood
, .
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Look at his hang dog air said Lightwood following
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, , ,
”
It strikes me rather as a hang m a n air returned Eugene -
, .
”
He has undeniable intentions that way .
them as an ugly F ate might have done and they kept him ,
them leaving m arks in the fast melting slush that were mere
,
-
Th e blast went by and the moon conten ded with the fast
,
not that the wind Swept all the brawlers into places of
Shelter as it had swept the h ail still lingering in heaps
,
in the air .
“ “
If he h a s h a d time to think of it said Eugene he has , ,
where they had slipped about among the stones and where ,
slants and flaws across the tide and the windings of the river
, ,
“
Look round here Lawyer Lightwood at them red , ,
’
wouldn t run away And has it run away ? .
whether he s at home ’
.
”
“
He ll come back I suppose
’
murm ured Lightwood , .
’
Gaffer s out and h i s boat s out His d au ghter s at home
,
’
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,
”
easy enough presently , .
in the wind .
, _
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.
”
”
Without lime returned that unmoved barrister a t law
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my existence would be unilluminated by a ra y of hope .
C H A PT E R XII I
hospitable door .
“
They burn sherry very well here said Mr Inspecto r a s , .
,
“
a piece of local intelligence Perhaps you gentlemen might .
like a bottle
Th e answer being By all means Bob Gliddery received his ,
“ ’ “
I t s a certain fact said Mr Insp e ctor that this man ,
.
,
hood with his thumb over his shoulder has for some time ,
past given the other man a bad name arising out of your
lime barges and that the other man h a s been a voided in
,
’
consequence I don t say what it means or proves but it s
.
’
“
thumb over his shoulder down away at a distance over , ,
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yo n d e n
Then probably Mr Inspector was not quite unprepared .
“ “
Well you see said Mr Inspector it was a question of
, ,
”
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,
’
maki n g a move It s of no use moving if you d on t know
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9 O UR MUTU A L FRI END
lie betwixt the two men ; I al ways had that idea S til l .
tion from has got a start and if he don t meet with a check
’
”
I also said Lightwood pushing his friend aside with
, ,
“ ”
a laugh should much prefer that
,
.
“
There was a boy in that quarter remarked Eugene ,
.
He is sti ll there
NO said Mr Inspector
,
”
.He h as quitted those works . .
He is o therwise d i sposed of .
perfu m e its contents had not received that last happy touch
,
in his left hand one of those iron models of sugar loaf hats -
pointed end of which he thr ust deep down i nto the fire ,
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94 O UR MUTU A L FRI END
it blew cold and strong and when the weather was varied ,
com e back .
and had made sur e that he c ould not mis s it he turned his ,
eyes upon the bu ilding where as he had been told the lonely , ,
, ,
Eugene for the Jolly F ellowship Porters are not the j oll i e s t
,
-
dogs I have known But I suppose we are best here till they .
then in the other leg and then in one arm and then in the , ,
other arm and then in his chin and then in his back and
, , ,
then i n his forehead and then in his hair and then in his , ,
“
I am quite as bad said Lightwo od sittin g up facing ,
”
,
All the time you were out I felt like Gulliver with the ,
, .
must j oin our dear friend and brother Riderhood And let ,
.
Certainly .
”
Mor timer rang the bell to pay the score and Bob ,
”
here sir ,
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If you change your mind at any time returned E ugene , ,
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and attends to the wages A fai r day s wages for a fair
. .
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day s work is ever my partner s mott o
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, , ,
his fee and drawi ng a bow out of hi s head with his right
,
“
Eugene Mortimer apostrophized him laugh i ng quite
,
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,
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heartily when they were alone again how c a n you be so -
ridiculous
“ “
I am in a ridiculou s humour quoth Eugene ; I am ,
along ! ”
and strained in him that was for the moment perpl exing .
This passed into his mind and passed out again ; but he ,
remembered it afterwards .
There s where she sits you see said Eugene when they
’
, , ,
“ ’
I ll take a peep through th e w i ndow said Mortimer , .
No don t ,
Eugene caught h i m by the arm
’
Best not .
down and crept under the lee of the boat ; a better shelter
than it had seemed before bei ng directly contrasted with the ,
“
Mr Inspector at home ? whispered Eugene
. .
”
Here I am sir , .
“
His daughter has been out thinking she h eard him ,
cal l ing unless it was a Sign to him to keep out Of the way
, .
“
It might have been Rule Britannia muttered Eugene , ,
“ ”
Here ! (On the other side of Mr Inspector ) . .
fell silent .
2 00 OUR MUTU A L F RIEND
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The night was not SO dark but that besides the lig hts at ,
they believed this beat and plash to be the boat they lay in
wait for running in ashore and again and agai n they would
have started up but for the immobility with which the ,
there were bells to windward that told the m of its being One
—TW O —Three Without that aid they would have known
.
how the night wore by the fall ing of the tide recorded in , ,
and the emergence of the paved causeway from the river foot ,
by foot .
As the time so passed this sli nking busin ess became a more ,
’
gain for him in getti ng beyond their reach twelve hours
, ,
seen .
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But it will be li ght at five said Mr Inspector ,
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Look here said Riderhood what do you say to this ?
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Understood all .
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O ff Sh e goes then
In a moment with the wind cutting keenly at him sideways
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My honourable friend .
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tion .
They were all three more sharply on the alert and l ess ,
More than an hour had passed and they were even dozing , ,
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Blest if I can make it out ! said he staring at them , .
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I ve seen his boat
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Not empty
Yes empty And what s more —adrift And what s
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And what s more — the boat s drove tight by the tide atwixt
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by George if h e ain t ! ’
CHA PT E R XI V
the four and twenty hours when the vital force Of all the
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towards death when the night is dying and the day is not
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yet born .
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And vermin may be silent said Eugene Hold your ,
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too and then said
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What can have become of this man
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Can t imagine Unless he dived overboard . Th e i n .
make her faster than she I s Come aboard of mine and see .
freight looked too much for the boat ; but on Ride r h ood s ’
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protesting that he had had half a dozen dead and alive in - -
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her afo r e now and she was nothing deep in the water nor
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their places and trimmed the crazy thing While they were
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All right Give way . said Lightwood .
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shoving O ff If he s gone an d made O ff anyhow Lawyer
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man
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Hall o ! Steady ! cried Eugene (he had recovered
immediately on embarking ) as they bumped heavily against ,
eyes
y .
tier of shipping and they lay there u ntil it was over The
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early smoke as there yet was on the shore Black with wet .
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were cowering and had shrunk with the cold Very little
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S hut and the staring black and white letters upon wharves
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I must have it up said Mr Inspector I am going to ,
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take this boat ashore and his luck along with it Try easy ,
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n ow .
playing the l i ne .
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Take care said Riderhood You ll d i s figu r e Or pull
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asu nder perhaps .
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I am not going to do either not even to your Grand ,
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mother said Mr Inspector
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but I mean to have it . .
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I told you so qu oth Mr Inspector pul li ng O ff his ,
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outer coat and leaning well over the stern with a will
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Come
It was an awful sort of fishing but it no more disconcerted ,
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to ease her a little fo r a r d and now ease her a trifle a ft ’
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and the like he said composedly All clear ! and the line
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Now said Mr Inspector again t o Riderhood when they
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were all on the slushy stones you have had more practice
i n this than I have had and ought to be a better workman ,
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at it Und o the tow rope and we ll help you haul in
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Now see said Mr Inspector see how it works round
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upon him It s a wild tempestuous evening when this man
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that was stooping to wipe some hails tones out of his hair
with an end of his own drown ed j acket —there
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Now he s ,
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that was rows out u pon the river on his usual lay He
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him this coil of rope It s as well known to me as he was .
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weight get numbed He sees some obj ec t that s in his
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pulls strong on the slip knot and it runs home The object -
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own line You ll ask me how I make out about the pockets
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I make that out ? Simple and satisfactory Because he s .
hand .
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sir was the reply I ll find the nearest of our m e n to ’
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Eugene said Lightwood an d was about to add we
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restless .
I wish it had not been a part of his singu lar and enter
tain i ng combination to give me the slip un der these d reary _
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Can we get anything hot to dri nk
We could and we did ,
In a public ho u se kitchen with .
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announced his Official i ntention of keeping h i s eye upon
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him stood him in a corner of the fireplace like a wet
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and water for him apparen tly out of the public funds .
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Here j ust before us you see said Mr Inspector
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And had hot brandy and water too you see said Mr , ,
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Inspector and then cut O ff at a great rat e
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Who said Lightwood .
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I know he replied again with dignity
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prepare the dead man s daughter for what had befallen in the ’
In short the night s work had so exhau sted and Worn out
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Why what bloodshot draggled dishevelled spectacle is
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Are my feathers SO very much rumpled said Eugene ,
TW O NE W S E RVANTS
musk will scent a drawer for many years and still lose ,
inksta nd .
eyes were prom i nent and fixed and his breathing was ster ,
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Who s that I wonder said Mrs Bo ffin
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man
Mr Rok e s m i th. .
MR . R O K E SMI TH CA LL S U PON MR . B O FFI N 2 1 5
Oh said Mr Bo ffin Oh indeed ! . . Our and the
W i l fe r s ’
Mutual F riend my dear Yes ,
. . Ask him to
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come in .
Mr Rok e s m i th appeared
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Sit down s i r said Mr Bo ffin Shaking hands wi th him
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Let me see then res u med Mr Boffin with his h and to ,
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his chin It was Secretary that you named : wasn t it
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Why as to Steward you see returned Mr Boffin with
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his hand still to his chin the O dds are that Mrs Bo ffin and , .
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one provided .
would you do
I would keep exact accounts of all the expenditure you
sanctioned Mr Boffin I would wr ite you r letters un der
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a half smile at the table
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arrange your papers ,
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And SO arrange them as to have them always in order
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outside it .
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I tell you what said Mr Boffin slo wly crumpling his , .
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own blotted note in his hand ; if you ll turn to at these ’
the open papers into an orderly heap cast his eyes over each ,
the first gone took from his pocket a piece of S tring and tied
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Good said Mr Boffin Very good Now let u s hear . . .
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what they re all about will you b e so good
John Ro k e s m i th read his abstracts aloud They were all .
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estimate S O mu ch ,
Harness maker s estimate so much .
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And whatever you do with your ink I can t think for , ,
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childish admiration let s try a letter next ,
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Th e ga y . th e g a y fe s ti v e s c e n e
and ,
Th e h a ll s , th e a h ll s o f d a z z l i n g
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That s it An d it was made neater by there really being
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round i n case she sh ould ever get low in her spirits in the
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repeat it my dear ,
them .
I l l t e ll t h e e h o w th e m a i d e n w e p t M B o ffi n
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rs , .
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W h e n h e r t r u e l ov e w a s s l a i n m a a m ’
An d h o w h e r b ro k e n s p i r i t Sl e p t Mr s B offi n
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An d n e v e r wo k e a g a i n m a e m ’
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I l l te ll th e e (i f a g r e e a b l e t o Mr B offi n ) h o w t h e s t e e d d r e w n i gh
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An d l e ft h i s l or d a fa r ;
An d i f m y ta l e (wh i c h I h op e Mr Boffin m i gh t e x c u s e ) s h o u ld .
m a k e y ou s i g h ,
I l l s tr i k e th e l i gh t g u i ta r
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Correct to the letter ! said Mr Boffin And I con ”
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manner .
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cast about for comfortable ways and mea n s of not cal lin g up
W e g g s j ealousy but of keeping you in vour department
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Lor ! cried Mrs Boffin ”
What I say is the world s . .
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new house
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That will be as you please Mr Boffin I hold myself ,
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Well ! said Mr Boffin after consideri ng the point ;
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Most willingly I wil l begi n this very day Wil l you . .
B o ffin
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Thank ee Bein g here would you care at a ll to look
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story .
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Come ! said Mr Bo ffin ”
And he and Mrs B offin led . . .
th e way .
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panels of the walls and the jambs of the doors and window s
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cleanliness O f the place the dust into which they were all ,
both in colour and in grain were worn like old faces that ,
grisly four post bedste ad without hangi ngs and with a j ail
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like upper rim of iron and spikes ; and there was the old
patch work counterpane There was the tight clenched old
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side and there was the box upon it in which the will had ,
the more precio u s stu ff to be prese rved had slowly l ost its
quality of colour without imparting pleas ure to any eye ,
these things .
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The roo m was kept like th i s Rok e s m i th said Mr Bo ffi n , , .
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below stairs that you have j ust left When the son came
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home for the last time in his l ife and for the last time i n ,
h is life saw his father it was most likely in this room that
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they met .
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Another staircase said Mr Boffin unlocking the door,
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When the son was a little child it was up and down these ,
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very ti m id of his father I ve seen him sit on these stairs i n
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his shy way poor child many a time Me and Mrs Boffi n
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stairs O ften .
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Ah And h i s poor sister too said Mrs Boffin And , . .
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here s the sunny place on the white wall where they one day
measured one another Their own little hands W rote up .
their names here only with a pencil ; but the names are
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We must take care of the names old lady said Mr , ,
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can be best dispo sed of and likewise that they take no harm ,
you be so kind
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Every day And the s o o ne r I can get you into yo u r new
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your opinion
Q u ite replied the Secretary ; and so withdrew .
The man of low cunning had of cou rse acqui red a mastery , ,
course got the better O f the generous man How long such
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Yes to b e sure I d o Mr Bo ffin
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It was at my corner , . . .
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And I hope you ll li ke it W e gg ’
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Th ank you sir returned that reticent i ndividual , ,
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as a philanthropic aspiration ) .
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What do y o u thin k said Mr Bofli n of not keeping a ,
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stall W e gg
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I think Si r replied W e gg that I Should lik e to be
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tra ffic under the win dows of your man sion I have already .
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Th r own o n th e wi d e wo r ld d o om d to wa n d e r a n d r oa m ,
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B e r e ft o f m y p a re n ts b e r e ft o f a h o m e , ,
A s t r a n ge r t o s o m e t h i n g a n d wh a t s h i s n a m e j o y ’
B e h old l i ttl e E d m u n d th e p oo r Pe a s a n t b o y .
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footing ! ”
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I kno w I am sir returned W e gg with obstinate , ,
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magnanimity I am acquainted with my faults I always
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But listen pursued the Golden Dustman ; hear me out
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pension you o ff .
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True sir returned W e g g still with an obstinate mag
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n a n i m i ty I am acquainted with my faults Far be it .
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But I d on t mean it ’
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W eep fo r th e h ou r ,
W h en t o Boffi n s B ower,
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Th e Lor d o f th e v a ll e y wi th O ffe rs c a m e ;
N e i the r d oe s th e m oo n h i d e her l i gh t
Fro m th e h e a v e n s to n i gh t, -
An d we e p b e h i n d h er c l ou d s o e r a n y i n d i vi d u al i n th e pres en t
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C om p a n y s s h a m e ’ ’
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your stall and that I should put you into the Bower here
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to keep it for us It s a pleasant spot and a man with coals .
Hem Would that man sir— we will say that man for , ,
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What s the matter my dear ,
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u p stairs
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Mrs Boffi n into their own room : a sec ond large room on the
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same floor as the room in which the late proprie tor had died .
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What is it my dear ? Why you re frightened ! You, ,
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frightened
I am not one O f that sort certainly said Mrs Bo ffin as ,
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What is my dear ? ,
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My dear ! exclaimed Mr Bo ffin But not witho ut a
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I know it must sound foolish and yet it is so ,
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them .
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T ou ched them
No F elt them in the air I was sorting those things on
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What face asked her husband lookin g about him ,
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And then it was gone
Yes and then it was gone .
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C AN THE B OWER BE H A UNTED ? 2 2 7
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and p u t it out of my head SO I thought of the new house .
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And then you ran down stairs -
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No I thought I d try another room and Shake it O ff
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I says to myself I ll go and walk slowly u p and down the
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hand but the moment I came near the bed the air got
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With the faces
Yes and I even felt they were in the dark behind the
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looked at Mr Bo ffin . .
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I thi nk my dear said th e Golden Dustman
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I ll at , ,
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Don t we ?
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I never had the feeling in the house before s aid Mrs ,
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Bo ffin ; and I have been about it alone at all hours of the
night I have been in the house when Death was in it an d
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I have been in the house when Murder was a new part of its
adventures and I never had a fright in it yet
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And won t again my dear said Mr Boffin Depend , ,
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Sp ot
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Yes but why didn t it come before asked Mrs Bo ffin ’
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stump away without doing what he had come to do, and was
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Mr Bo ffin then put on his hat and Mrs Boffin her shawl
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and the pair further provi ded with a bunch of keys and a
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lighted lantern went all over the dismal house — dismal every
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where but in their own two rooms — from cellar t o cock loft -
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B o ffin s fancies they pursued them into the yard and out
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when all was done at the foot Of one of the Mounds they , ,
blown away .
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supper That was the treatment you see Completely
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I m not nervous any more I m not a bit troubled .
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But
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Eh said Mr Bo ffin . .
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face that I don t know And then all the faces ! .
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Open i ng her eyes again and seeing her husband s face ,
creature that the record thereof has never faded from their
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here ?
He established a temporary O ffice for himself in the new
house and all went well under his han d with one singular
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reluctance .
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It is so the Secretary admitted I would rather not
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I don t know him .
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Not more than other men was his Short answer ,
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moisten hi s brow for nothing with that severe exert ion which ,
ing out But the airing of the old facts h a d led some one
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Does your obj ection go to writing to Lightwood ,
Ro k e s m i th
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Not in the leas t sir , .
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to do what h e likes I don t think it promises . .
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I don t think it promises said the Secretary , .
and every day for six weeks the Secretary when he saw it , ,
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employer I don t think it promises
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i nterest .
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3 2 OUR MU TU A L FRIEND
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drive her down that she might at once form her own opinion
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Mrs Bo ffin preferring the l atter course they set off one
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a couple of stools sat two very littl e chil dren : a boy and
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She was one of those old women was Mrs Betty Higden ,
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its new knock down blows fresh to the fight again st her
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Yes sure ! said she when the bus i ness was opened
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an affable lady .
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For I ain t you must know said Betty
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much of a , ,
and the orphan laughed and then the v isitors lau ghed ,
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The gentlefolks can t hear themselves speak Sloppy ’
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the cant ?
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Do I never read in the newspapers said the dame , ,
them out ! Do I never read how they are put off put
put o ff—h o w they are gru dged gru dged grudged the
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o ff, , ,
they after all die out fo r want of help Then I say I hope ,
money in all her life She paid scot and she paid lot when
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she had money to pay she worked when she could and she ,
have strength enough left her at the last (she s strong for ’
and drive and worry and weary and scorn and shame the
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decent poor .
The fright and abhorrence that Mrs Betty Higden smo othed .
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Yes said Betty with a good humoured smile and n od
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a weak rickety c r e e tu r then .
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found on a Sloppy ni ght .
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Bless you sir there s not a bit of him returned Betty
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that s not amiable So you may judge how amiable he is .
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”
by run ni ng your eye along his heighth .
capital of knee and elbow and wrist and ankle had Sloppy ,
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Yes ma am Concerni n g Johnny
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stand in the dear child s light not if I had all my life before ’
take it ill that I cleave to the child closer than words can
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tell for he s the last livi ng thing left me
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Don t notice me !
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The light beat stopped the resolute ,
m outh gave way and the fine strong old face broke up into
,
curving himself the wrong way and str i k ing out at Mrs .
he could be stopped .
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There th ere there ! said Mrs Boffin almost regarding
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her kind self as the most ruthless of women Nothing is .
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good creature
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Don t you fear m e no more ma am said Betty ; ,
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If I could have kept the dear child W ithout the dread ,
gone in him I couldn t sell that love and look you in your
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dead and that shame I have spoken of and it has been kept ,
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Only see that it s rightly spent so as I may rest free to the
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much more tha n a little thing for me and all that in this ,
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present world my heart is set upon .
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was as pretty as they and that she and the colours went ,
approaching .
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when he stopped before her Oh it s you .
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Only I A fine evening l .
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Is it ? said Bella looking coldly round I su ppose it , .
evening .
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An d does it say that money is better than an ythi n g ?
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Upon m y word returned Bella I forget what it says , , ,
but you can find out for yourself if you like Mr Rok e s m i th , ,
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I don t want it any more ”
The Secretary took the book —she had fluttered the leaves
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I am charged with a message for you Miss Wilfer ,
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Impossible I think ! said Bella with another drawl
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pray ?
“
I have been waiting for an opportunity of tel l ing you
that I am Mr Bo ffin s Secretary .
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I am as wise as ever said Miss Bella l oftily
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for I , , ,
Not at all .
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showed him that she had not expected his ready assent to
that proposition .
“
Then are you going to be always there Mr Rok es m i th ,
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Al ways ? No Very much there ? Yes . .
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nothing to do but to enj oy and attract .
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Attract sir ? said Bella again with her eyebrows
, ,
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on .
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Excuse me ; when I first saw you in your black
dress
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( There
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was Miss Bella s mental exclamation What . .
upon it ?
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I hope not I am sure said Miss Bella haughtily
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and went on .
nonsense ma please
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Peace ! said Mrs Wil fer . .
posing objections
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I say repeated Mrs Wilfer with a vast access of
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grandeur that I am not going to interpose objections If
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W i l fe r s attractions there
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Pray excuse me ”
had not had the faintest idea of say ing anything more :
that when I use the term attractio n s I do so with the ,
Bo ffin
Pardon me ! cried Mr s Wilfer ”
Compli ments . . .
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No said Mrs Wilfer monotonously
. Complim ents ,
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Say Miss W ilfe r s love and Mrs W ilf
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e r s compliments , .
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lodger has a claim on your good word
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smi led as the mother retired down stairs but h is face fell -
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And adde d as he went u p stairs And yet so pretty so
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pretty !
And added presently as he walked t o and fro in his room
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Ghost .
CHAP T ER XVI I
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A D I SMAL SW AMP
Podsnap and a Miss Podsnap All the world and his wife
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same time the same lady leaves the card of Mrs Henry
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bears Miss Bella away to her milliner s and dressmaker s ’
That is to say they are utterly ruined now but they would
, ,
Bo ffin ; the world may term it pride paltry pride if you will
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but whose name might startle him were it revealed solicit the ,
But the old house There are no design s aga i nst the
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establi s hed there and wou l d seem j udged by his secret pro
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c e e d in s
g to cherish a notion of making a discovery
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F or .
E ND OF BOOK I
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54 OU R MUTUAL F RI E ND
all sorts of unseasonable times So unwieldy young dredgers .
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were taught to read (if they could learn ) out of the New
Testament and by dint of stumbling over the syllables and
keep i ng their bewildered eyes on the particular syllables
coming round to their turn were as absolutely ignorant of ,
the purpose
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school .
sister live
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Why she is not settled yet Mr Headston e I d rather
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you didn t see her til l she s settled if it was all the same ’
to you .
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Look here He x a m Mr Bradley Headstone highly
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looked at it attentively I hop e your sister may be good .
The boy waited so long for the question while the school ,
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how well you are doing here .
After all she got me here said the boy with a struggle
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Perceiving the necessity of it acquiesced the scho ol ,
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mas ter and making up her mind fully to the separation
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Yes .
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he said raising his eyes to the master s face
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I wis h you d come with me and s e e her Mr Headstone
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though she is not settled I wish you d come with me and .
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take her in the rough and j udge her for yourself ,
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Y ou are sure you would not l ike as ked the school ,
preparing Mr Headstone,
What she is Sh e is and shows
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stronger hold .
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Well I can Spare the evening said the schoolmaster
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I a m ready to wal k with you .
watch in his pocket and its decent hair guard round his -
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acquired mechanical ly a great store of teacher s knowledge .
even play the great church organ mechani cally F rom his .
gone to sleep .
subj ect exactly a slate long beginning at the left hand top
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of one side and end i ng at the right hand bottom of the other -
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hair guard that went round his neck and took care of his
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P ee c he r .
g ate .
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A fine evening Miss P e e c h e r said the Master , , .
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A very fin e evening Mr Headstone said Miss P e e c h e r ,
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wal k .
Mas ter .
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But that can t be I think returned Miss P ee c h e r ’
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Well Mary Anne ,
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That may be said Miss P e e c h e r I didn t thi nk of
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Personal pronoun .
Person They ,
Third person .
Number They ? ,
Plural number .
her arm .
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I felt convinced of it returned Miss P e e c h e r smiling , ,
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Why verb active Mary Anne ? ,
Miss P e e c h e r .
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Very good indeed remarked Miss P ee c h e r with e u , ,
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c ou r a g e m e n t In fact coul d not be better Don t forget
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depths and heights before settl ing the meas urements of the
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Mr Headstone my schoolmaster
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door first ? I can t very well d o it myself because my back s ,
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so bad and my legs a r e so qu e er
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upon the bench showed that the chil d herself had cut them
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and the bright scraps of vel v et and silk and ribbon also
strewn upon the bench showed that when duly stu ffed (and
stu ffi ng too was there ) she was to cover them smartly The ,
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corners of her grey eyes with a look that out sharpen e d all -
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You can t tell me the name of my trade I ll be boun d
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maste r but you can t tell me
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Ladies bonnets
Fine ladies sa id the person of the house n odding
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assent . Dolls I m a dolls dressmaker ’
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TH E D O LL S DR ESSMAKE R
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I h ope
it s a good bus ness
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for time ! I had a doll married last week and was O bliged , ,
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my back being so bad and my legs so queer .
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It s the way with them said the person of the house
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wires .
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Are you always as busy as you are now ?
Busier I m slack j ust now I finished a large mourning
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moralise Oh this world this world
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Ar e you alone all day asked Bradley Headstone .
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Don t any of the neighbouring children -
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Ah lud ! cried the person of the house with a li ttle
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scream as if th e word had pricked her
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Don t talk of .
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their manners She said this with an a ngry little shake of
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Always running about and screeching alway s playing ,
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that s not all Ever so often calling names in thro u gh a
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chu rch in the Squ are —bl ack doors l eadi n g i nto black vaults , .
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Well I d O pen one of those doors an d I d cram em all in
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and then I d lock the door and through the keyhole I d blo w
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1n pepper .
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To set em sneezing said the person Of the house an d , ,
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and inflam ed I d mock em thro ugh the keyhole Just as
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N 0 ch i ldren for me Give me grown ups .
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I always d i d li ke grown ups she went on and always -
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within her reach , she said with a pleased laugh : Now here ,
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for instance is a grown u p that s my particular friend
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and -
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Charley ! You ! '
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There there there Liz all right my dear See ! Here s
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Mr Headstone come with me
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Her eyes met those of the schoolmas ter who had evidently ,
quite .
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I told Mr Headstone you were not settled Liz but
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this room for visitors haven t you Lizzie dear ,
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dolls dress m aker And it happened that the latter noticed
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did I
It might have fal len out so any way ; but Bradley Head ,
stone also noticed that immedi ately after this Liz zie who , ,
as the room was getting dark they should go out i nto the air .
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They went out the visitors saying good n ight to the dolls
dressmaker whom they left lean i ng back in her chair with
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little voice .
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I ll saunter on by the river said B radley
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You wil l , .
before now .
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I a m very well where I am Charley ,
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By chance at first as it se emed Charley But I think
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them
This child is the grandchild O f the old man .
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What old man
The terri b le drunken O l d m an i n the l i st S li p pers and ,
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the nightcap .
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me that s how I came t o know it Charley The father is lik e , .
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I don t see what you have to do with her for all that , ,
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Don t you Charley ?
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An y compensation— restitution— never mind the wo rd
you know my meaning F ather s grave .
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It ll be a very hard thing Liz if when I am trying my
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I Charley
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Yes you Liz Why can t you let bygones be bygones
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And never look back ? Not even to try to make some
amends
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You are such a dreamer said the boy with his former , ,
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we are looking into the real world n ow .
O ff
, Liz I want to carry yo u up with m e
. That s what .
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s c i o n a bl e .
She had kept a steadfa st look upon him and she answered ,
with composure
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I am not here selfishly Charley To please : myse lf I , .
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Nor could you be too far from it to please me L et u s .
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I can t get away fro m it I th i nk said Lizzie p a ssin g , , ,
I live by it still .
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There you go Liz ! Dreaming again ! You lodge your
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practical .
S triving for him but she only laid her hand upon his Sh oulder
— not reproachfully — and tapped it twice o r thri ce She had . .
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Upon my word L iz drawin g the back of his han d , ,
prove that I know what I owe you All I say is that I hope .
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you ll control your fancies a little on my account I ll get ,
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You haven t Charley you haven t , ,
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Say you are sure I didn t mean to Come ! There s Mr ’
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ca me up with th e schoolmaster .
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But we go you r sister s way he remarked when the boy ’
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tol d him he was ready And with his cumbrous and uneasy .
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Does now
The boy had so lost himself that he looked at Mr Bradley .
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It can t be said the boy quickly
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He doesn t know ,
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And the other t i mes
There was only one other time that I know of When .
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the ta lk
I suppose —you r Sister
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with a cu rious break both
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before an d after the words has received hardly any teachin g , ,
He xa m
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Hardly any s ir , .
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Sa c r i fic e d no doubt to her father s O bj ections I remember
them in your case Yet — your sister —scarcely looks or speaks
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at home her books for she was always full of fancies— some ,
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I don t like that said Bradley Headstone
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him to say
I have never brought myself to mention it Open ly to you ,
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Yes said Bradley Headstone i n a slurring way for h is
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force .
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That s mu ch my own meanin g sir , .
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Aye aye said Bradley Hea d stone but you spoke of
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it would be said of him with equal reason that he could , ,
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That s true Si r Sometim es since Lizzie was left free by
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father s death I have thought that su ch a young woman might
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Would yo u be so kind as to think of it for me Mr ,
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Headstone ?
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Yes He xa m yes I ll think of it I ll think maturely
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of it I ll think well of it
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Well Mary Anne ,
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Mr Hea dstone comi ng home ma am
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her heart would have been if s h e had had the dress on with ,
tell him
Jenny Wren had her personal vanities — happily for her
and no intentions were stronger in her breas t than the
variou s trials and torments that were in the fulness O f ,
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time to be inflicted upon h im
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Wherever he may happen to be j ust at present or who ,
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ever he may happen to be said Miss Wren I know his , ,
out .
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Don t you think you are rather hard upon him asked
her friend smiling and smo othing her h air
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Not a bit replied th e sage Miss Wren with an air of
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vast experience My dear they don t care for you those
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fellows if you re n ot hard upon em But I was saying If
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large If Ain t it ’
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I have no intention of parting company J enny ,
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Don t say that or you ll go direc tly
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Aha !
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W h o c om es h e re ?
A G re n a d i e r .
W h a t d oe s h e wa n t ?
A p o t of b e e r .
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S o I am told was the answer ,
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I a m not good said Eugene but I ll come in
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Graciou s condescension on our brother s part Mr Eugene .
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The schoolmaster .
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Lizzie sat SO Stil l that one could not have said wherein ,
concentration upon any subj ect for any short time ever was ,
elsewhere .
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I have no thi ng to report L izzie said Eugene But , ,
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I should not have d oubted it sir ,
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Why are you ? asked the sharp Miss Wren .
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Then w h y don t you reform a nd be a goo d dog ? i n
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Because my dea r returned Eugene
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there s nobody , ,
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I have th ought of it, Mr W r a yb u r n but I have not .
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False pride said Eugene .
of your own sex and age so many (or rather SO few) con ,
and give yOu certain instru ction which you wouldn t want if ’
you hadn t been a self denying daughter and sis ter You
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devoted yourself to your brother s having it Then why not .
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and do it You know that well enough for you know that
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ways and means whi ch false pride wo n t let me supply .
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does wrong to y ou rself and doe s wrong to your dead father .
anxious face .
which he forced upon you shall al ways rest upon his head ,
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I am very glad to hear it Though if you had quite .
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It s not easy for me to talk to you returned Liz z i e i n , ,
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some confus ion for you s ee all the conse quences of what
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I say as soon as I say it
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hesitate .
the poor girl over ; and not only won her o ver but again
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Jenny dear ?
The littl e creature had been leaning back attentive with ,
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F o r myself and for Jenny I than k fully a ccept your ,
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ki n d O ffer .
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Agreed ! D i smisse d said Eugene giving Liz zie his .
is made of so littl e .
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Then he fell to talking play fully with Jenny Wren I .
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Y o u had better not replied the dressmaker ,
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Why not
Yo u are sure to break it All you chil dren do . .
But that makes goo d for trade you know Miss Wren , , ,
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returned Eugene Much as people s breaking promises and
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tr i o u s and use it .
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Why if we were all as industrious as you little Bu sy
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at the thought O f tri fling with her infirmity Bad for .
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dressmakers .
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There s something in that replied Miss Wren ; you ,
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a changed tone : Ta l kin g of ideas my Lizzie t h ey were , ,
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Sitting side by Side as they had sat at first I wo nder how ‘
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As a common place indivi dual I should say Eugene -
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upo n the elbow of her chair resti n g her chin upon that ,
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hand and looking v ac antly before her ;
, this is not a
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flowery neighbourhood It s a nythi n g but that And yet . .
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Pleasant fancies to have Jenny dear ! said her friend ,
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SO I think Lizzie when they come to me , An d the ,
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her hand and looking upward how they sing ! ,
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There was something in the face and action for the mom e nt
quite inspired and beautifu l Then the chin dropped .
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I dare say my birds si ng better than othe r birds a n d ,
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a little child in a tone as though it were age s ago
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different from any others that I ever saw They w ere not .
they were never in p ain They were not like the children .
long bright slanting rows and say all to gether Who is this , ,
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I said I neve r play ! I can t play they swept about me
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delicious ease and rest till they laid me down and said ,
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all together, H a ve patience and we will come again
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children it s poor me ! Have pity on me Take me up and
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make me light
By degrees as she progressed in this remembrance the
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hand was raised the late ecstatic look returned and she
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silent with a listening smile upon her face she looked roun d
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What poor fun you think me ; don t you Mr Wray , .
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burn ? You may well look tired of me But it s Saturday .
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night and I won t detain you
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That is to s a y Mis s Wren , observed Eugene , quite ,
“
ready to profit by the hint you wish me to go ,
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Well it s Saturday night
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she returned and my , ,
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child s coming home And my child is a troublesome bad .
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didn t see my child .
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A doll ? said Eugene not understanding and looking , ,
But Lizzie with her lips only shaping the two words
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know your tricks and your manners, cried Miss
I
I kn o w where you ve be e n to ! (which indee d it
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Wr en .
graceful O ld chap -
clock .
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Slave Slave slave from morning to night pursu ed the
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person of the house , and al l for this Wh a t do you mean
by it
There was something in that :emphasiz ed What which ,
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person of the house I wish y o u had b e e n pok e d into cells
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Yes my dear stam m ered the father
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I ll circumstance you and control you too , retorted the
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person of th e h o u s e Speaking with vehement sharpness if
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and h ave you fined five shillings when you can t pay and ’
then I won t pay the money for you and you ll be trans
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for life
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Shouldn t like it Poor shattered invalid Trouble , . .
table near her in a b usin ess like manner and Sha king her -
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Put down your money this instant .
The obedient figure began to ru mmage in its pockets .
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Spent a fortune ou t of your wages I ll be bou nd ! - '
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said the person of the house Put it here ! All you ve .
that beforehand
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Lizzie .
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Shouldn t I Well perhaps I Shouldn t But I should
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like to
I am equally sure you would not .
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and yo u r back isn t bad an d your legs are not queer .
her round to that prettier and better state But the charm .
man ”
whi ch cannot in these times be doubted— and that
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Her Maj esty s faithfu l Commons are incomplete without
him . SO Britanni a mentions to a legal gentleman of her
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acquai ntance that if Veneering will put down five thou
sand pounds he may write a couple O f initial letters after
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be clear at a crisis of this importance whether his frien d s
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secret artist who has been doin g something to his hair with
yolks of eggs The process requiring that Twemlow shal l
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for two hours after the application allow his hair to stick ,
thinks Twemlow “
an d I AM ,
—Are you of O pinion that your cousin Lord Snigs ,
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he would .
name .
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It might be so says Twemlow but ,
An d per
pl e xe d l y scratching his head forgetful of the yolks of eggs , ,
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Between such old and intimate friends as ourselves ,
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pursues Veneering there should in such a case be no
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me which you don t like to do or feel the slightest diffi culty ,
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in doing you will freely tell me so
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Would you have any obj ection to write down to Snigs
worthy Park and ask this favour of Lord Sn i g s wor th
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Of
course if it were granted I should know that I owed it sol ely
to you ; while at the same time you would put it to Lord
Sn i g s wo r th entirely upon public grounds Would you have .
any O bj ection
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9 0 OUR MUTUAL F RI E ND
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is . A woman s tact is invaluable To have the dear sex .
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But you have not imparted to me , remarks Veneer .
“
ing ,
what you think of my enteri ng the House of Com .
mons
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I think rej oins Twemlow, feelingly that it is the best
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club in London .
secu res a large window writing m ate rials and all the news , ,
Ve n e e r m g ?
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Man says ,
T wemlo w says “
Yes Coming in for Pocket Breaches -
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Venee rin g do you ask my advice ?
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knitting his brows You will infer that I don t care about
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thoughtless as a j l ffy .
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It is not worth my while pursues Podsnap becoming , ,
y ou r wh i le and i s important
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to y ou r position I S that so .
h im Veneering thinks it is so
, .
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Then y o u don t ask my advi ce say s Podsnap Good ,
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I have nothing ver y particular to do to day adds Pod -
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get off going myself and I ll dine with you at eight It s ,
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energetic fellows of gent lemanly manner s to go about
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Whom I have met at your hou se say s Pod snap Yes ,
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about .
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the legal gentleman in Brita nnia s confidence and with h im ,
where it is .
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than she turns into it all complete and gives the word , , ,
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To Lady Ti pp i n s s That charmer dwells over a stay
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baby s crib ’
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see that their hats are dep osited where they can be laid hol d
O f at an instant s notice ; and they dine (remar kably well
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Many such days would be too much for all of us says ,
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Podsnap but we ll bring him i n ’
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We ll bri ng him in ! says Lady Tippins sportively
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waving her green fan Veneering for ever ! .
”
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We ll bring him in ! says Twemlow
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l i kewi se agreed that they a r e all SO exh au sted with the work ‘
r u l l in
g round him .
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I ll keep about the lobby for an hour or so says B rewer , ,
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with a deeply mysterious countenance and if things look ,
the morning .
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Yo u coul dn t do bette r says Podsnap , ,
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er say s to his driver Now; is y our
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says Brewer Hou se Of Commons Driver darts u p .
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Podsnap says Mark my words Si r That s a m a n of
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resource ; that s a man to make his way in life
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mother ,
He s u p -
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Point the second is this The tel l ing fact that Twemlow .
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what would he reply ? He would reply Away with it ! ,
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That s what he would reply gentlemen In his honest ,
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indignatio n he would reply Away with it ! B ut suppose ,
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said to that venerable earl My Lord I am here before , ,
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Away with it Un consciously using in his exalted Sphere , ,
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telegraphs to Mrs Veneering He s down .
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ing We have brought him in
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on everybody s part that everybody single handed brought
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Hou se that n ight to see how things looked was the maste r ,
stroke .
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Afte r an interval almost convulsive Baby curled h e r ,
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Could it be I asked myself says Mrs Veneering
, ,
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,
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looking about her for her pocket handkerchief that the -
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after remarking that her work has been too much for her
strength Whether the fairies made any mention of the
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speculated upon .
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Gracious heavens ! Now I have time to think of it h e ,
never saw one O f his constitu ents in all his days until we ,
to be a r him 1
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shallows of Podsnappery) that he co ul d not endure a hint of ,
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particularly care fo r Podsnap s Hence if any one in hi s .
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mat ter
Mr and Mr s La m ml e S house in Sackvil le Stree t Picca
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upholstery “
Here I am in the closet ! it was to very fe w
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forefinger Take care ! .
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AL FR E D IS .
LI K E A L OV E R 0
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Oh my goodness me exclaimed Miss Podsn ap re dden ,
more Georgiana
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Oh Alfred then I am glad it s no worse I was afraid
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thing wrong to ma .
To me Georgiana dearest
NO not to you you are not ma I wish you were
,
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And so dearest G eorgiana Alfred is like your notion
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of a lover
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I don t s a y that Sophronia Georgi ana replied begin , , ,
“ ’
ning to conceal her elbows I haven t any notion of a .
That Alfred
Sou nds much be tter darli ng
—Loves you so He always treats you with such deli
.
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cate gallantry and attention Now don t he .
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Truly my dear said Mrs La m m l e with a rather sin
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gular expression crossing her face I believe that he loves .
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Oh what happiness ! exclaimed Miss Podsnap
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presently that there i s something suspiciou s in your
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enthu sias tic sympathy with Alfred s tenderness
Good graciou s no I hope not ,
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that my Georgiana s little hear t is
Oh don t Miss Podsnap blushingly besought her
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Please don t ! I assure you Sophronia that I only praise , ,
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stil l sm iling coolly with her eyes upon her lunch and her , ,
eyebrows raised .
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Y ou k now retur ned poor little Miss Podsnap
,
I th i nk .
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to have the person taken away and trampled upon .
, ,
Podsnap .
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Why they say returned his wife that lis teners never ”
hear any good of them selves ; though you —but pray how
, , ,
moment or two sooner you would have heard your prai ses ,
sounded by Georgiana .
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flutter for being so devoted to Sophronia
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Sophronia murmured Al fr ed My life ! and ki s sed .
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chain .
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But it was not I who was to be taken away an d trampled
upon I hope
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said Alfred drawing a seat between them ,
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Oh it was nobody replied Miss Podsnap
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It was ,
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nonsense .
as I suppose you are sai d the happy and fond Soph roni a ,
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smil i ng “
it was any one wh o should v enture to aspi re to
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Georgiana .
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Oh ple e e e a se don t !
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cried Georgiana as if the
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co m pression I S O hate him for sayin g it !
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F or saying what my dear ? laughed Mrs La m m l e , . .
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Oh I don t know what he said cried Georgiana wildly
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My dear, said Mrs La m m l e always laughing in her
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mo st captivating way the poor young fellow only says that ,
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he is stricken all of a heap .
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Oh what Shall I ever do ! interposed Georgiana
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Oh .
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and goes to the Opera with us That s all Except my . .
,
—
dear Georgiana and what will you think of this — that he
is infinitely shyer than you a nd far more afraid of yo u than ,
and rallied her and promis ed that at any moment when she
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dwelling .
her husband
“
If I understand this girl sir your dangerou s fasci nations , ,
There was a mirror on the wall before them and her eyes ,
action .
It may have been too that in this she did not quite su cceed ,
had Georgian a s ’
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came Fl e d g e b y .
Between the room and the men there were stro n g points
of general resemblance Both were too gaudy too slangy .
, ,
and India and Mexican and par and premium and discount
and three qu arters and seven eighths They were all .
seemed to div ide the world into two classes of people pe opl e
who were making enormous fortunes and people who were ,
them (these mostly asthmatic and thick lipped) who were for
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the red red red wall on which it grows and was an awkward , ,
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he started as exclaimi ng ,
By Jupiter here it is at , ,
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last ! There were other times when being equall y de ,
with the cheek that would not sprout upon the hand on ,
which that cheek had forced conv iction was a dis tressi ng ,
sight .
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, ,
yesterday “
Perhaps not said F ascination Fl e d ge b y with
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,
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Oh D O N T Miss Po dsnap faintly ejaculated when Mrs
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I beg your pardon Alfred my dear but I cannot part , , ,
discussion .
Fl e d ge b y ?
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We were d i scu ssing then said Mrs La m m l e if you , .
,
flow of spirits .
say ? ”
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Fl e d g e b y .
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Still it wouldn t do They would not look at one another
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and at Mrs La m m l e ; but mightn t couldn t Shouldn t
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Sophronia my dear said Mr La m m l e , I don t lik e the
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colou r of your dress .
W H AT D OE S G EO RGY SAY ? 3 1 1
“
I appeal Mrs La m m le
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to Mr Fl e d ge b y
Said .
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And I said Mr Lam mi e to Georgiana
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, .
Now Mr Fl e d g e b y
,
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them .
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Oh Mr Fl e d ge b y said Mrs La m m l e to desert me in
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condemned my dear ,
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But what said Mrs La m m l e stealing her a ffectionate
,
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han d towards her dear girl s what does Georgy say ’
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would not have saved her for whatever colour she had worn ,
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say ?
He says replied Mrs La m m l e in terpreting for him
, .
, ,
the part of Fl e d ge b y “
he is right he is right ! , ,
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Why no not exactly sa id Fl e d ge b y
, , In fact I don t , .
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know a note of it .
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Neither do you know it Georgy ? said Mrs La m m l e , . .
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N no re plied Georgiana faintly under the sympathetic
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coincidence .
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Why then said Mrs La m m l e charmed by the discovery
f
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to Mrs La m m l e and partly to the circumambient a ir
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i n o n e another and addressing the table cloth ,
Thank you -
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Podsnap s cup was empty and then directed him with his
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Miss Podsnap that green tea was considered bad for the
nerves Though there M i ss Podsnap unintentionall y threw
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him o ut by faltering Oh is it indeed ? How d o e s i t act ? , ,
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Aye she has money i n her own right in any case You .
tion though you know I obj ect to any such questions You
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Get to bed .
C HAP T ER V
M ER C URY P RO MP TI NG
Fl e d g e b y s father
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It is one of the easiest achievements in
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life to Offend you r family when your family want to get rid
of you Fl e d ge b y s mother s family had been very much
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o ffended with her for being poor and broke with her fo r ,
the Sn i gs wor th family She had even the high hon our to be
cous i n to Lord Sn i g s wor th —s o m a n y times removed that the
.
one time more and dropping her clean outside the co u sinly
pale but cousin for all that .
hold of the cash for his separate u se and benefit This led .
one scanty loaf two scanty pats of butter two scanty rashers
, ,
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What did you think of Georgiana asked Mr Lam mi e . .
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Do my boy , .
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I ll tell you that I mean I ll te ll you something else
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I mean I ll tel l you nothing .
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Look here said Fl e d g e b y “
You re deep and you re
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My dear fellow it was the simplest question in th e world ,
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Never mind It seemed so but things are not al ways
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kept out of scrapes that he got into .
3 18 O UR MUTUAL F RI END
calculated to Sho w to advantage under that sort of circum
stances I know very well you two did Show to advan tage
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and mana ged capitally But don t you on that acco u nt come .
And all this cri ed Alfred aft er Stu dying with a look
, ,
mine too .
”
Or pursued the other
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or ta k e i t in your head that
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people are your puppets be cause they don t come out to
advantage a t the particular moments when you do with the ,
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retort for the sound s sake but was a cheerful cogent con ,
his part for the remainder of that meal at least if not for
, ,
outlaw in the bil l broking line and to put m oney out at high
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on the o utsk irts of the Share Market and the Stock Exch a nge .
, , ,
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Came natural to you eh sa id Fl e d g e b y ,
.
sulkily but with the air of a man who had not been able to
,
h elp h i mself .
“ ’
Made a pretty good thing of marryi n g didn t you ? ,
asked Fl e d g e b y .
The other smiled (an ugly smile) and tapped one tap up on ,
his nose .
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My late governor made a mess of it said Fl e d g e b y ,
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a name I thought i t m u s t en d in ina
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Why 6
) 9,
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I was going to remark of Georgiana sir sa id Fl e d g e b y , , ,
pitching i n order -
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She has the gentleness of the dove Mr Fl e d g e b y , . .
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i n order
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hand upon the table making the china ring and dance , .
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You are a very offensive fell ow Si r cried Mr La m m l e , ,
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rising . Y o u are a highly Offensive scoundrel What do .
“
La m m l e Yo u are a highly offensive scoundrel
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I s a y you know ! urged Fl e d g e b y qu a iling
,
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, .
“
Lammi e looking fiercely about him
, if you r s e r va n t wa s ,
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”
think better of it .
falling into the sec ond place for good when he took heart ,
The bli nd s were all drawn down and the ins cription P u b s e y ,
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the narrow street again and pul led the house bell as if it
,
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the house s nose again and pulled and pu l led and cont i nued
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What have you been u p to said Fl e d g e b y storm i ng ,
at him .
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Generous Christian master urged the Jewish man it
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being holiday I looked for n o one ,
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Holiday be blowed said Fl e d g e b y enterin g “
Wha t ,
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With his former action the old man obeyed In the ent ry .
hung his rusty large b rimmed low crowned hat as long out - -
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worn down to the rusty hue of the hat in the entry but ,
h at .
“
Yo ur people need speak the truth sometimes for they lie ,
rallying .
"
F or instance he resumed as though it were he who ,
had spoken last who but you and I ever heard of a poor ,
Jew
“
The Jews said the Ol d man raising his eyes from the
, ,
“
ground with his former smile They hear of poor Jews .
“
Bother that ! returned Fl e d g e b y You know what I
”
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, ,
Jew I wish you d confess how much you real ly did make
.
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you .
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The old man only bent his head and stre tched out his ,
hands as before .
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Don t go on posturi n g like a Deaf and Dumb School ,
to the doer .
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w?
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no
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o f his head
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Al l scout it as a fable Were I to say Th i s
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that I wish you d take the air where you can hear the bell’
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Sir there are leads there and I have made a little garden
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there .
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I bu r y master said Riah Twelve Shillings a week even
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I go
The old man took a step back and hesitated ,
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own ; having company on my pre mises you know ,
.
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sion that they can do no harm .
to his own head an d hands the old man b egan to ascend the ,
"
that I wis h yo d take the air where you can hear the
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there .
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I bury maste r said Riah
,
Twelve shillings a week
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I Should k e to kno w what you really are wo
returned Fl e d eb y with whom his growing ric h on ,
I go
The old m a rt o ok a step back and hesitated , .
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s io n that they i n do no harm .
rail an d his l og b l
,
eac h s u c c e s s i v e te p ,
p ilgrimage
ON THE H O U SE TOP
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begun an d thought once more
, a goo un he was for
the part .
d turning to
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r
u e s ts .
Lizzie He x a m sr h a pswith
e old in ad Spread
rpet S . ect th a n
l a c k e ne d creeper
been th with
nti v e
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J e w, with a n evident purpose of drawing out the dressmaker ,
wear it in their hair and on thei r ball dresses and even (so ,
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Ah sa i d Fl e d g e b y on whose inte lligence this doll ,
“
fancy made rat her strong demands - she s been buying that ’
basketful to d ay I suppose ,
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I supp ose she h as Miss Jenny interposed and payin g
,
“
Well said Fl e d g e b y poking into the contents of the
,
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“
baske t with his forefinge r the p rice i s not so bad You , .
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Try Jenny ”
suggested that young lady with great
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calm n ess .
“
You have got good measure Miss J enny ; but the price
is not so b a d —And you said Fl e d g e b y turning to the
,
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other visito r do you buy anything here miss ?
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NO sir .
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No s i r ,
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to her friend s and drew her friend down so that she bent
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You see you don t know what the rest of this place is to
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u s does he L i zzie
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It s the quiet and the air ,
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turn o f h i s head towards the City s roar
_
And the air ! ’
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with a Poof ! at the smoke .
“ “
Ah ! said Jenny
”
But it s so high And you see the .
’
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them and you see the golden arrows pointing at the moun
,
t a ins in the sky from which the wind comes and you feel as ,
”
if you were dead .
mu ch pe rplexed .
Oh so tranquil
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cried the little creature smi ling Oh ,
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down in the close dark streets and you seem to pity them so ,
And such a chain has fallen from you and such a strange ,
quietly looked on .
“
Why it was only just now said the little creature
, , ,
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pointing at him that I fancied I saw him come out of his
,
and then he took his breath and stood upright and look ed all ,
round h i m at the sky and the wind blew upon hi m and his , ,
“
He was l ong enough coming anyhow grumbled , ,
Fl e d ge b y .
“
But y ou are not dead you know, said Jenny Wren , .
him down the stairs the little creature calle d out to the Jew
,
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in a silvery tone Don t be long gone Come back and be
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,
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d ead ! And Still as they went down they heard the little
sweet voice more and more faintly half calling an d half
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out Keep your weather eye awake and don t make any
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always keep my name to yourself ?
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Sir assuredly I do
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If they ask it say it s P u b s e y or say it s C O or s a y it s
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put the hem of his coat to his lips : though so lightly that
the wearer knew not h ing of it .
“
Don t mean ’
the h earth rug an d said with the amu sed look that Eugene
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“
This very complete little kitchen of ours said Morti mer ,
see and abstruse set of solid mahogany pigeon holes one for
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”
the do m estic virtues .
“
Eugene said he “
if I could fin d you in earnest for a
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“ “
An earnest word ? repeated Eugene The m ora l i n ”
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“
Well I will returned the other tho u g h you a r e n o t
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earnest yet .
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In this desire for earn estnes s m u i m u r e d E u gene with , ,
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Gratifying .
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Eugene resumed Mortimer disregardi n g th e li ght
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he Mortimer stood before him seated on his b e d you are
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Say is it not ?
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33 6 O UR MUTU A L FRI E ND
d on t kno w
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Do n t kno w
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E ugene
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You have some design in your mind
Have I I don t think I have ’
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At any rate you h ave some subj ect of inte rest there
,
, ,
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I could .
shoulder as he rose from his seat upon the bed and said
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“
You must take your friend as he is You know what I .
I can t ’
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reckless indifference .
“
Come dear boy ! said Eugene
,
Let us try the effect ”
.
are Eugene
, Requiring no pers uasion he stayed there
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n i s e d at a glance .
“
You recollect this young fellow Eugene ,
Mort i mer .
“
Let me look at him returned W r a y b u r n coolly ,
Oh ,
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Charles He x a m s schoolmaster
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In some high respects Mr Eugene W r a y b u r n said ,
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Bradley answering him with pale and quivering lips the
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3 42 OUR MUTUAL FRI E ND
the respectable watch could have wound it round his throat
and strangled him with it Not an other word d id Eugen e .
“
Mr W r a yb u r n proceede d the boy we not only kn ow
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has not yet come to my sister s knowledge that we have
fou nd it o u t but we have We had a plan Mr Headstone
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and I for my sister s edu cation and for its being advised
, ,
my sister
The boyish weakness of this speech combined with its ,
“
Now I tell Mr Eugene W r a y b u r n pursued the boy .
, ,
for her prospects Now I understand all this v ery well and so
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has some roma n tic notions ; not about such things as your .
will be worse for her Let him turn that over in his memory .
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awkward .
“
May I su ggest Schoo l maste r said Eugene removing his
, , ,
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fast waning c i gar from his lips to glance at it that you can ,
, ,
and may go .
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You think me of n o more value than the dirt under your
feet said Bradley to Eugene spe aking in a carefully weighed
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That s not tru e returned the o ther you know better , , .
“ ’ “ ” ’
That s coarse Eugene retorted ; but you d on t know ,
”
better .
”
Possibly remarked Eugen e,
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, ,
”
As a schoolmaster said Eugene you are always be i ng , ,
”
heard Tha t ought to content you
. .
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B u t it does not content me replied the other white with , ,
nat u re
“
I suppose you said Eugene j udging from what I see , ,
“
Passionate with you sir, I admit I am Passionate wit h ,
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for my pupils .
M W
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i . r a yb u r n .
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Schoolmaster ,
when a man who has not felt i n all his life what I have felt
i n a day c a n so command himself He said it in a very
agony and even followed it with an errant motion of h is
,
“
prove returned Eugene
”
Is th a t all ? .
.
,
politely .
“
If you suppose that boy to be friendless Mr W r a yb u r n ,
.
,
me so .
”
what you c hose here because you had to deal with a mere
,
,
”
han d and heart are in this caus e and are open to him , .
“
And — quite a coincidence — the door i s Open remarked ,
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Eugene .
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I scorn your shifty evasions and I sco r n you said the , ,
words and the heavy door closed like a furnace door upon
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“
A curious monomaniac said Eugene “
The m a n seems ,
”
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love to her .
”
“
Eugene Eugene Eugene replied Mortimer still pacing
, , ,
‘
been so blind ! ”
“
house ? said Lightwood stopping What was it t h at you
,
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“
Granted What follows .
“
Eugene do you design to capture and desert this girl ?
,
My dear fellow no ,
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”
operation .
“
O Eugene Eugene ! ,
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life
‘
Awa y wi th m e l a n c h o ly ,
No r d o l e fu l c h a n ge s ri n g
O n l i fe a n d h u m a n fo lly ,
Bu t m e rr i ly m e r r i ly s i n g
Fa ! l a
“
Are you in commu nication with this girl Eugene and is , ,
Ah E u gene
,
said Lightwood affectionately n ow stand , ,
ing near him so that they both stood in one little cloud of
,
away the smoke with his hand for the better exposition of
his frankness o f face and manner believe me I would , ,
I g i v e it up 1 ”
35 0 OUR MUTUAL F RI E ND
mournfu l past : as if the house and he had had a fall in life
together .
"
And this sir Silas would say to his patron sadly
, , ,
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nodding his head and musing was once Our Hou se ! This , ,
was quite sorry for him and almost felt mistrustful that i n ,
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B ring me round to the Bower said Sil as when the , ,
, ,
“
No Mr W e g g rep l ies Venus
,
. I am not above a
,
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”
parcel .
“
Above a parcel ! No says W e g g with some d i s s a ti s ,
“
faction B u t does n o t O penly grow! a ce rt ain sort of parcel
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from whence i t— flo we d .
”
po i nt .
”
“
Do you think so Mr W e gg ? I bought you in open .
”
contract .
A PO INT OF FACT 3 51
You can t buy human flesh and blood in this country sir
’
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”
, .
query bone ,
As a legal point .
, ,
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W e gg suggests pa c ific a ll y .
’
know h ow the point of law may stand but I m thoroughly
‘
re marks “
I onl y p u t it as a little case ; I only put it
,
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ha po r th e ti c a l l y
’
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pe nn o r th e ti c a l l y is Mr Venu s s retort
’ “
for I tell you , .
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,
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don t li ke to have the l ife knocked out of former inhabitants
O f this house i n th e gloomy d ark and not kn ow who did it
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Might you have any suspicions Mr W e g g ,
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35 2 O UR MUTUAL F RI E ND
No returns that gentleman
,
I kn ow who profits by it . .
painful duty to depart from him and held her by main force , .
“
Again look here pursues Silas with an oratorica l , ,
“
u n d i g n i fie d tendency to til t h i m back in his chair ; here s ’
promoted higher
(Mr Venus mu rmurs that he does say so )
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of yours .
“
Not a friend Mr W e g g Only known to Speak to and , . .
,
As inquisitive as secre t .
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gre e dy relish .
“
He had always the look of it and the manner of it , .
— —
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,
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,
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in the sorting and sifting All the mounds are sorted and .
sifted
“
Y o u shall see e ni an d pass your opinion Mix again
’
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their glasses .
as well as found em ’
“
Mr W e gg o n the whole I should say he might
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As a mortal equally with myself whose hand I take in ,
, ,
ties bet wixt myself and the m a n walki n g with his face erect
.
“
As one that was ever an ornament to h u man life says ,
going to tell his fortune by chirom ancy and holdi n g his own ,
“
up ready for smiting it when the time shou ld come ; as ‘
one that the poet might have had his eye on in writing the ,
, ,
Ya r d a r m a n d y a r d a r m s h e l i e s ;
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Ag a i n c r i e d I Mr V e n u s g i ve h e r t oth e r d os e
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Ma n s h rou d s a n d g a p p l e s i r o r s h e fli e s !
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r
, ,
and codicils .
”
his Visitor his glass touches its rim with th e rim of h i s own
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35 6 OU R MUTUAL F RI END
I am not so h aughty as to be above doing myself a good
”
turn It s for the cause of right
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demands : What is Mr W e g g
“
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.
“
The friendly move sir that I now prop ose You see , , .
whether I d o or not .
”
“
If there i s anything to be f0und on these premises let ,
Would that be it Mr W e gg , .
“
That would depend upon what it was Mr Venus Say , . .
as anybody else s ’
.
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“
In the ca u se of the right it would Because it W ould be .
unknowingly sold with the mounds else and the buyer would ,
wrong
“
Say it was pape rs Mr Venus propounds ,
. .
,
”
promptly .
the cause of the wrong that would be their act and deed ,
.
tea I have felt that you required to be rou sed with an obj ect
,
.
rouse you .
”
the qualifications of
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Mr Venus for such a search He expatiates on Mr Venus s
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35 8 O UR MUTUAL F RI E ND
I scarcely know what to say to this Mr W e gg observes , .
,
“
Say yes W e gg natu r ally u r ges ’’
N
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state of mind .
Outside St .
slo wly raised and a head slowly looks in out of the dark
.
background O f night .
“
Pray is Mr Silas W e gg here O h ! I see him !
.
“
Good evening Mr W e gg The yard gate lock should be , . ,
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”
looked to if you please it don t catch
,
’
.
Is it Mr Ro k e s m i th falters W e gg
M
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NO Mr Rok e s m i th
,
F rie n d of mine Passi n g the
. . .
”
evening with me .
“
An d for that indivi d ual , Mr Venu s re m ark s W e gg .
,
”
,
“
when he is fully gone I have been passed over Let me ,
“
A doubl e look, you mea n sir re oins W e g g playing , , j ,
“ ’
bitterly upon the word That s h i s look Any amount of . .
‘
Do you say there s something agai n st him Venu s asks
’
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pe ll e d to answer Everything !
”
,
crushing words that she did not wish to regard herself nor
yet to be regarded in that
I know ! I know ! You needn t repeat em says W e gg
’ ’
, ,
“
pressing his hand . But think how those stars steady me
i n the cause of the right against some that shall be nameless .
It isn t that I bear malice But see how they gliste n with
’
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ou t.
”
interesting .
“
He takes more care of my a ffai rs morning noon and , , ,
“
night said Mr B o ffin than fifty other men put together
,
”
.
,
”
arm with him .
“
May I ask how so sir inquired Bell a , .
“ ”
Well my dear said Mr Bo ffi n
,
he won t meet any ,
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,
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“ ”
It ain t that my dear replied Mr Bo ffin thinking it
’
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.
,
“ ’ ”
over . He don t consider himself above it .
”
If so he ought to know best .
.
, , ,
,
’
”
himself ben e ath it .
“
Then wha t does he consider sir ? asked Bella , .
”
now it seems t o be everybody except you ,
.
“
Oho ! thought Miss Bella “
I n — deed ! Th a t s it is
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.
,
it !”
For Mr Mortimer Lightwoo d h a d dined there two o r
.
three times and she had met him elsewhere and he had
, ,
“
shown her s o nr e a ttention Rather cool in a Secretary .
p a rt
,
however to leave them
,
to unravel th emselves .
“ ”
A little too much I think Miss Bella reflected scorn
, ,
“
fully ,
to have Pa s lodger laying claim to me and keeping
’
play then .
were possi ble seriously to approve what the man had in his
mind !
“
You never charge me Miss Wil fer said the Secretary , , ,
“
Pray what may yo u mean Mr Rok e s m i th ? inquired , .
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sharply :
“
What commissions and commands are you Speaking
“ ’
You needn t remind me of that Si r ,
.
“
She was too quick in this petulant sally against Pa s ’
lodger and she felt that she had been so when she met h i s
quie t look .
3 64 OUR MUTUAL F RI E ND
They don t send many— what was your expression
’
’
I hope it s truly given exclaimed Bella , .
,
. .
”
“
I sho u ld beg you not to do so but that it shows you ,
“
F orgi ve me ; I could not help saying that To return to .
“ ”
I am going sir said Bella looking at him as if he had
, , ,
”
Is that he asked hesitating
,
said to me or to , , ,
them
To which y o u please .
“ ”
Then I will tell them so .
left her with a penitent air upon her and a penitent feeling ,
“ ”
What can I mean by it or what can he mean by it ? ,
“
was her mental inquiry He has no right to any power .
for him
’
Mrs Boffin insisting that Bella should make to morrow s
.
-
“
dwelling I can hardly believe thought Bella
. that I , ,
got none .
“ ” “
Ma Miss Lavini a interposed there can be no O bj ection
, ,
“ “
I grew myself Mrs Wilfer sternly proclaimed after I
, .
,
was married .
”
“
Very well Ma returned La vv y ,
then I think you had
, ,
undismayed .
“
My goodness me How are your Spofli n s then said ,
severity .
3 6 8 OUR MUTUAL F RI E ND
I don t care whether I am a Mi nx or a Sphinx r e tri r n e d
’
, ,
“
Lavinia cooll y tossing her head ;
,
it s exactly the same
,
’
’
th i ng to me and I d every bit as soon be one as the other ;
,
solemnl y .
“
A chil d of mi ne deserts me for the proud and prospe rous ,
“
,
”
Ma Bell a struck in Mr and Mrs Boffin are pros , . .
proud You must know very wel l that they are not
. - .
“
In short Ma said Lav vy bouncing over to the enemy
, , ,
you don t more shame for you — that Mr and Mrs B offin
’
, . .
“
Truly returned Mrs Wi lfer courteously receiving the
,
”
.
,
“
deserter it would seem that we are required to think so
, .
, ,
for such a tone — call it famil iarity lev ity equ al ity or wha t
_
, ,
, ,
l
polite and it is obliging ; but why do it ? Why not op en y
say that they are much too k i nd an d too good for u s ? We
understand the allusion Why disguise the phrase .
3 70 O UR MUTUAL F RI E ND
Bo ffi ns have set Bella against me and I tell the Bo ffins ,
-
There
Here Miss Lavinia burst into tears .
th e door to him
”
said Mrs Wilfer rising with stately r e s i g
,
.
,
“
nation as she shook her head and dried her eyes we have .
Wilfer .
’
“
Mr Bo ffin intended to have placed this in the carriage
.
but not more than we used you know our agreeable ways
a m ong ourselves You find me j ust going Good bye
. .
-
,
ma m m a Good bye La v v y !
. And with a kiss for each
-
,
”
“
dignity Pardon me ! Permit me to assert my natural
,
O pen the house door and lou dly demand with extended ,
“
gloves The male domestic of Mrs Boffi n
,
To whom .
,
“ ”
sh a ll be a j oyful surprise for poor dear Pa said Bella and , ,
'
report Nor was the agitation by any means dim ini shed
.
,
dition and had been fairly lugged into the vehicle by his
,
“
I have j ust been to see them Pa dear
Oh ! and how—h ow did you find your mother ? a sked
, .
R W dubiously
. .
, .
‘
Very disagreeable Pa an d so was Lav v y , ,
.
my d ear
NO I was disagreeable too Pa ; we were all of us
.
, ,
with me somewhere Pa , .
“
Why my dear I have al ready partaken of a — i f one
, ,
’
Oh That s n othing Pa ,
’
Truly it ain t as much as one could sometimes wish it
,
to bear on —
,
, ,
“
Well my dear I ll cut back a n d ask for leave
, ,
’
.
”
”
But before you cut back said Bella who had already , ,
you Pa
,
.
”
“
My dear I say it with all my heart ,
And might I .
“
Secretary for thinking it of me she said to herself and , ,
, .
“
It demanded cogitation Y o u see my dear he explai ned .
, , ,
and v o w to be obedient .
”
3 74 O UR MUTUAL F RI E ND
—might look up to — and — and commit the sayings O f, to
memory — and — form himself upon — i f he
If he l i ked the mod el ? suggested Bella .
, ,
“
satis fied with the phrase or perhaps I might say if it was ,
“
tion : Supposing that a man had to go through life we ,
’
won t say with a companion but we ll say to a tune Very
’
, .
“
Indeed I am afraid I have shown a wr e tc h e d temper Pa ,
.
I sat in the carriage j u st now and saw you coming along the
pavement I reproached myself
,
.
”
the little room overlooking the river into which they were
shown for dinner was delightful Everything was delightful . .
making their way to the sea with the tide that was running
down the lovely woman imagined all sorts of voyages for
,
fate was all a dream and he had come home and fou nd the
,
.
lovely woman j ust the article for him and the lovely woman -
,
had found him just th e article for her and they were going ,
.
/
impudent yacht which you saw over there with the great ,
white sail was called The Bella in h onou r of his wife and
, , ,
she held her state aboard when it pleased her like a modern ,
you saw that ship being t owed out by a steam tug Wel l ! -
where did you suppose she was going to She was going
among the coral reefs and cocoa nuts and all that sort of -
all hands) and she was going for his sole profit and a d va n
, ,
beautiful that ever were seen and the most profitab e that ,
l
and who wore Cashmere shawls all over himself and dia ,
‘
into the Sultan s tub of water as the beggar boys below the
’
-
“
I suppose my dear said Pa after dinner
,
we may , ,
good
’
Bella shook her head Didn t know Couldn t say All . .
’
.
she was able to report was that she was most handsomely ,
wouldn t hear of it
’
.
in the world .
the dessert .
“
I understand what you mean Pa but it s not that I t s , ,
’
.
’ ’
”
But not to the dreadful extent that I do Pa O O ! ,
.
-
, .
’
.
.
,
b ill .
’
I told y o u so Pa but you wouldn t believe it returned , , ,
“
It would be qu ite so if you fully knew what you said , ,
”
m y dear or meant it ,
.
”
Talk to me of love ! said Bella contemptuously : though ,
‘
My De a r this is becoming Awful her father was
,
’
You know I didn t my dear , .
”
Bella hummed the Dead March in Saul and said after all , ,
it sign ified v e r y l ittl e But seeing him look grave and down
c a s t she took h i m round the neck and kissed him back to
,
cheerfulness again .
’
“
I didn t mean that last tou c h , Pa ; it was only said i n
'
j oke Now mind ! You are n ot to tell of me and I ll not
.
,
.
secrets from you Pa and you may make certain tha t what , , ,
. . Now all , .
‘
his back a gainst it ten d erly took him b y the ears as con
,
gaily but that she fell into very low spirits sitt i n g l a te in
,
,
“ ”
lived to marry her . Contra d ictory things to wish s a id ,
“
Bella,
but my life an d fortu nes are so contra dictory a l to
gether that what can I expect myse l f to be
C HAP T ER I X
“
I a m glad to see you said J o h rr Ro k e s m i th in a cheerful
,
”
,
’ ”
.
, ,
case he opined that they wos about as red as ever red could
,
be.
B ut as long as they strikes o u t a r d s Si r continued ’
, ,
”
“ ’
Slop py ,they ai n t so much It s their striking i n a r d s
’
.
’
’
that s to be kep o ff .
on the wall u ntil the Secretary and Mrs Bo ffi n came back
, .
, ,
“
SO bad as that cried Mrs Boffi n And Betty Higden . .
Sloppy hesitating , .
, ,
’
she s seen such a l o t of its being obj ected to
'
.
”
“
Bu t she never can have thought said Mrs Bo ffin that ”
.
, ,
hi m through it unbeknownst
”
.
catch up i n her arms the sic k child who was dear t o her and ,
i n them — God save the Q u een and Con fou nd their politics -
Mrs Boffin
.
“
Tell us dear Mr Ro k e s m i th what to do for
,
.
,
the best .
Boffin and Miss Bella were handed out and whence they all ,
“
And how s my boy Betty ? asked Mrs Bo ffi n sitting
’
,
.
,
“ ’
He s bad ! He s bad ! said Betty
’
I begin to be ”
.
him away .
”
showing his smal l right hand lying closed upon his breas t .
“
I t s always so
’ ’
It don t mind me . .
”
Is he asleep
8
3 4 O UR MUTU AL FRI E ND
No I think not You re not asleep my Johnny
,
.
’
,
. .
but not the horse Opening his heavy eyes he slowly broke
.
,
an d Mrs Bo ffin not knowing what old Be tty bent her ear
.
,
and then it came out that he must have seen more than they
suppose d when he looked up to see the horse for the murmu r ,
“ ”
was ,
Who is the b o o fe r lady ? Now the b oo fe r or ,
beauti ful lady was Bella and whereas this notice from the
,
poor baby would have touched her of itself it was ren dered ,
Bella s behaviour was very tender and very natu ral when she
’
kneeled on the brick floor to clas p the child and when the ,
“ ”
Stand away from me every one of ye ! she cried o u t ,
, .
”
understand .
”
’
I ve run fro m it too many a year No ! Never for me nor .
,
cover us
The terror the shame the pas sion of horror and r e p u g
, ,
came for !
B ut catching sight of Mrs Bo ffin s wholesome face she
, .
’
, ,
’
head is summ at l ight with wearying and watching
“
There there there ! returned Mrs Bo ffin
, ,
Come ”
. .
,
her hand .
a gaze of wonder .
’
home was a better place for the dear boy I d take him to ,
so hard but that I believe your face and voice and I will , ,
, ,
’
ark the yellow bird and the o ffi cer in the Guards were mad e
, , ,
Noah s ark the noble steed and the yell ow bird with the
’
, , ,
o ffi cer in the Guards doing duty over the whole quite as ,
on the knee of some Angel surely who loved little chil dren .
,
.
of the earth.
.
the horse the ark th e yellow bird and the man in the
, , ,
, ,
his next nei ghbour the mite with the broken leg
,
.
left it
.
C HA P T ER X
A S UC C E SSOR
requ ired to do one or two other thin gs (say out of nine and -
six ch ildren but not of his poverty and read them with
, ,
dimmed eyes And very seriou sly did he and his bright
.
little wife who had been listening look down into the sm all
, ,
shown in every act and word and now that the kind fancy ,
“
But I do thank you Mr Rok e s m i th said Mrs Boffin , .
,
.
,
“
I hope everybody does .
”
“
They ought said Mrs Boffi n ; but we d on t all Of us
, .
’
do what we ought do us
John Rok e s m i th replied Some among us supply the ,
Bo fli n h a s told me
”
.
“
Not a bit better than he has but that s his way ; he ,
’
Ro k e s m i th
”
.
DO I
It sounds to me so Were you one of many children .
An only child
No there was another Dead long ago
, . .
any .
colouring — “
or at least it was not until it l ed to my being ,
given the name to the poor child a n d as the poor child took ,
”
become e n deared to me and I had no right to use it so ,
.
“ ”
I say again it is a matter of feeling returned the
, ,
Secretary “
I think Miss W i l fe r s feeling very womanly and
.
’
pretty .
”
“
Now give us you r op i n i on Noddy said Mrs Boffi n
, , ,
. .
is your Opinion .
”
“
Then said Mrs Boffin,
”
we agree not to revive John .
,
’
Harmon s name but to let it rest in the grave It i s as Mr
, .
, .
husband that it was comfo rting to think that how the poor
’
boy would be benefited by John s own money and protected ,
’
from John s own forlornness .
”
“
Hear hear cried Mr Bofli n
,
So she did An c oa r ! . . .
wasn t too bent upon pleasing myself Else why did I seek
’
.
the name .
”
“
Not pretty then said Bella . .
“
No returned Mrs Boffin
,
”
Not necessarily SO That s . . .
’
care of h i m .
”
Ro k e s m i th .
“
Yes said Mrs Bofli n Whereupon the foot man dis
,
”
.
.
.
-
M
disgusted .
his arms had raised his coat sleeves from his wrists and -
accumul ated them at his elbows Thus set forth with the .
,
sending her d o oty and many thank s for the tea and all
’ ”
favours and wishing to know the fam ily s healths .
“
Have you j ust come Sloppy ,
Yes mum , .
”
B offi n .
“
Striki ng right out mum and comi ng round beautiful , ,
.
Sloppy .
”
Yes mum , .
every day
“
Off of all fou r on em mum ? Oh mum ! Sloppy ”
’ ’
, ,
feelings obliged him to squeeze his hat and contract one leg ,
at the knee .
“
Yes An d should you like to be always taken care of
.
M E AF FAI RS
SO OF THE H E ART
with its little windows like the eyes in needles and its little ,
Bradley with all the primitive and homely stock of love that
had never been examin e d or cert i ficate d ou t of her If her .
when school was not and her calm leisure and calm little
,
, .
’
girls u nder Miss P e e c h e r s tuition were half a year ahead of
every other letter in the alphabet And Mental Arithmetic .
,
an d many similar s u pe r flu i ti e s .
that was not i n the scholastic syl labus P utting this and
—
.
“ ”
that t ogether combining u nder the head this present ,
”
I wonder said Miss P e e c h e r as she sat m aking up her
, ,
He x a m s sister
,
’
“
Well Mary An ne
,
’
She is named Liz zie ma am ,
.
Mary Anne laid down her work rose hooked herself behind , ,
ruption Miss P e e c h e r
, .
”
“
Who gave her that name Miss Beecher was going on ,
Anne
“
We do Miss Beecher , .
, ,
“
In Church Street Smith Square by Mill Bank ma am , , ,
’
.
“ ’
She has a p lace of trust at a n o u tfitte r s in the City ,
”
ma am’
.
Ye -
es ?
“
And Charley Mary Anne was proce eding when ,
I mean He xa m Miss P e e c h e r ,
.
you do And He x a m
.
“ “
Says Mary Anne went on ,
”
that h e is not pleased with ,
his sister and that his sister won t be guided by his advice
,
’
that
“ ”
Mr Headstone coming across the garden ! exclaimed
.
”
That will do .
The discreet Mary Anne resumed her seat and her silence ,
and stitched and stitched and was stitching when the school
, ,
“
Good evening Miss P e e c h e r he said pursuing the , , ,
“
Good evening Mr Headstone Mary Anne a chair ,
. .
,
.
these less ordinary n atu res may lie by for years ready on ,
,
“
her work Oho ! thought that sharp young personage
.
”
,
’
it s you is it ? I know you r tricks and your manners my
, ,
friend
He xa m s sister said Bradley Headstone is not come
’
, ,
home yet
You are quite a conj urer returned Miss Wren ,
.
mutual .
and hesitation
I hope you don t imply that my visit wi ll be unacceptable’
to He x a m s Sister ’
“ ’
There Don t call her that I can t bear you to call
.
’
.
Indeed
NO Miss Wren wrinkled her nose to express dislike
.
”
,
.
”
Selfish Thinks onl y of himself The way with all of you
. . .
But I was not aware it was the way with all of u s said ,
“ ’
Bradley returning to the accusation a little inj ured Won t
, ,
.
but you Hah ! Now look this lady in the face This is
. .
corner against the wall where her blue eye s can Shine upon ,
To see He xa m s sister ’
.
”
”
him ?
To reason with h e r pu rsued Bradley half humouring , ,
what was present and h alf angr y with what was not present ,
“
fo r her own sake .
”
Oh Mrs T ,
exclaimed the dressmaker
. . .
“ “
Really Mrs ,
remarked the dressmaker . since it ,
to the wall .
”
stone there and Jenny shaking her little fist at him close
,
to the wal l .
, ,
“
the knowing Miss Wren come to talk with y ou for you r , ,
, ,
.
Lizzie took the hand which the dolls dressmaker held out ’
movement .
“ ’
The third party hobbles awfully you know when she s , ,
“ ”
left to herself said Miss Wren her back being so bad
, , ,
sir
In an irresolute way and stealing a clumsy look at her , ,
his own .
“ “
Strictly speaking said he I come from Charley
, , ,
”
act .
him too .
“
The fact is began Bradley with a mouth so dry that
, ,
“
and undecided the truth is that Charley having no secrets , ,
this matter to me .
”
“
He came to a stop and Lizzie asked : What matter , ,
s ir ?
“
I thought returned the schoolmaster ste aling another
, ,
having put aside your brother s plans fo r you and given the ’
W rayb u rn .
”
’
Your brot h er s plans were communicated to me when he
first had them in his thoughts In point of fact he spoke to .
”
Charley on this subj ect
His lips trembl ed an d stood apar t as he follo wed th i s
.
brother .
“
I should have told Charley if he had come to me she , ,
“
resumed as though it were an after thought
,
that Je n ny -
,
and I find our teacher very able and very patient and that ,
“
I should lik e to ask you sa id B radley Headston e , ,
O ffence
,
whether you would have obj ected n o ; rather ,
“
Tha n k you Mr Headstone
, . .
”
But I fe a r he pursued after a pause furtively wrench
, , ,
“
There is only one thing more I had to say but it is the ,
.
—
plained to you It might I don t say it would i t might ’
,
understand , ,
”
your mean i ng Mr Headstone , . .
“ “
Limit my mean i ng for the present he i nterrupted to , ,
“
What case Mr Headstone What is wanting to it ?
You —you shall be informed in the other interview
, .
“
Then he said as if in a burst of irrepressible despair
,
I ,
— I leave it all incomplete ! There is a spell upon me I ,
thin k ! ”
And then added almost as if he asked for pity , ,
“
Good night
He held out his hand As she with man ifest hesitation .
, ,
’
The doll s dressmaker sat with her attitude unchanged ,
pushed her bench aside and sat down near her Then .
,
”
And so you woul d be rid of him said Lizzie humour , ,
ing her .
“
Would he want to hurt you do you mean ? asked ,
”
Lizzie .
“ ’
Mightn t exactly want to do it my dear returned Miss , ,
“
Wren ; but a lot of gunpowder among lighted lucifer
matches in the next room might almost as well be here .
”
40 8 O UR MUTUAL F RI E ND
He is a very strange man said Lizzie thoughtfully , , .
’
words she in her turn loosened her friend s dark hair and
, ,
to all but the fire while the fine handsome face and brow ,
W r a yb u r n .
“
Why about Mr W r a y b u r n Lizzie asked . .
’
I wonder whether he s rich
”
No not rich ,
.
Poor ?
I think so for a gentleman , .
’
Ah ! To be sure ! Yes he s a gentleman Not of our ,
.
sort is he
,
waist Adj usting the arm she slyly took the opportunity of
.
,
blowing at her own hair where it fell over her face then the
e y e down there under lighter shadows sparkled more brightly
’
’
When He turns up he shan t be a gentleman I ll very ,
’
soon send him packing if he is However he s not Mr ,
.
,
.
41 0 O UR MUTU AL F RI E ND
Even you can be th at Lizzie so she ough t to be , , .
, .
She would j oyfully die with him or better than that die , , ,
for him She knows he has fail ings but s he thinks the y
.
,
have grown up through his being like one cast away for ,
well of And she says that lady rich and beautifu l that
.
,
‘
I can never come near Only put me in that empty place , ,
only try how little I mind myself only prove what a world ,
of things I will do and bear for you and I hope that you ,
of beside you .
’
.
,
0 me 0 me ,
and come for her not me She wants help more than I my ,
.
,
blessed children ! ”
M ORE BI RD S OF PREY
private virtue that not even this strong leverage could move
it to good fellowship with a tainted accuser But there m a y .
had not been cons u lted on the qu estion any more than on ,
ments on the subj ect had been taken She was not other .
a n d she saw but a duplicate of her own fat h er who from her
-
when she stood with folded arms at her Shop door looking -
,
fro m the reeking street to the sky where the sun was setting ,
I
4 4 0 UR MUTUAL F RI E ND
Thankee said the man , .
Hi s manner was the man ner of a sailor and his hands were ,
had an eye for sailors and Sh e noticed the unused colour and ,
with the hand curved half open and half shut as if it had , ,
“
Might you be looking for a Boarding House Pleasant -
,
”
.
’
You ai n t looking for a Leaving Shop
”
No said the man
,
.
“
Aye aye said the man glancing round the place
, ,
.
“
It s not at all likely you should I only stood at the
’
.
voyage .
”
“
Then you have not been to sea lately
NO Been in the sick bay since then and been em
.
,
”
ployed asho re .
’
I don t know I can t say
’
. .
his boat .
”
“
At the old work asked the man .
,
”
,
“
a step back What on earth d ye want
.
’
“ ’
I don t want to hurt your father I don t want to say .
’
~
to be got out of me or m ade of me I am not goo d for .
,
on together .
”
But you re a seafaring man ? argued Pleasant as if
’
that were a su fficient reason for his being good for some
thing i n her way .
“
Yes and no I have been and I may be again But.
, .
appearance .
41 6 O UR MUTUAL F RIE ND
’
Won t you take my word for it he a ske d agai n .
No said Pleasant
,
”
.
Any
Complaints of that sort are sometimes made about Rat ,
cliffe and Wappin g and up that way But who knows how
, .
’ ”
That s what I say observed Pleasant Where s the
, .
’
“ ’
You re right Their money may be soon got out of
.
”
them without Vi olence said the man
, , .
, ,
’
never so well off as when t hey re afloat .
”
, ,
.
,
for dead .
, ,
“
Were you drunk asked Pleasant .
“
F air trade is one thin g said she but that s an other ,
”
,
’
.
”
No one has a right to carry on with Jack in tha t way .
”
A tremendous punishment followed said the man more , ,
“ ”
seriously but it was not of my bringing about .
“ ”
Anyways said the damsel I am glad punishment
, ,
”
claiming angrily Now Poll Parrot ! and by her father s, ,
’
hat being heavily flung from his hand and strikin g her face .
altercation .
up his hat and making a feint at her with his head and
,
“
What are you Poll Parroting at now ? Ain t you got ’
to me .
”
“
Let her alone too retorted Mr Riderhood eyeing him .
,
“
Yes .
‘ ’ ’
And don t you know that I won t have no Poll Parroting
on the part of my daughter ? NO nor yet that I won t take ,
’
“ ” “
Well said Mr Riderhood quailing a little
, I am .
, ,
Poll Parrot me .
”
“ ”
Are y o u thirsty you ? the man asked in the same , ,
“ “’ ”
Why n a t r a ll y said Mr Riderh ood
, ain t I always ,
.
,
’
“
What will you drink demanded the man .
”
Sherry wine returned Mr Riderhood in the same sharp, .
,
“ ’ ”
tone if you re capable of it
, .
“
I ll take m y Al fr e d David muttered Mr Riderhood
’ ’
, .
,
“
slowly relaxing into a dark smile that you know a move
DO I know y ou ? Nn no I don t know you
.
,
’ ”
- -
, .
“ ’
The man replied No you don t know me And so , , .
“ ’
There s small glasses o n the shelf said Riderhood to his ,
“
daughter Give me the one without a foot I gets my
. .
’
living by the sweat of my brow and it s good enough fo r ,
me.
”
This had a modest self denying appearance ; but it -
Riderhood sat down on one side of the table before the fire ,
You are right He wore it the last time you ever saw
.
him and the last time you ever will see him— i n this world
,
.
”
“ ’
It s m y belief you mean to tell me to my face you k i lled
him exclaimed Riderhood but nevertheless allowing his , ,
n o symptom of confusion .
“
Wish I may die if I know what to be up to with this
”
chap ! said Riderhood after s taring at him and tossing his
, ,
“ ”
I will returned the other leaning forward across the
, ,
“
table and speaking in a low impressive voice
,
What a liar .
you are
The honest witness rose and made as though he would ,
fling his glass in the man s face The man not wincing and ’
.
,
“
Me my suspicions ? Of what friend
”
Tell me again whose knife was this ? demanded the
man .
“
Tell me again whose coat was this
That there article of clothing likeways belonged to and ,
’
OF G EO RGE RADFOOT S DI SAPP E AR ANC E 42 3
was wore b y— him as I have made mention on was again ,
“
I suspect that you gave him the credit of the deed and ,
would have been to have got back for one singl e instant to ,
dead men s k nives is to come into the hou ses of hon est live
’
reason nei ther the one nor yet the other ! Why should I
,
had been one with him and knew hi s real character under a ,
“ ”
that Y O U warn t with h im answered Riderhood ’
You talk ,
.
big you do but thi ngs look pretty black against y ourself
, , ,
for a sailor ? Why there s fifty such out of Sight and out of ’
Poll Parrot a little with her on this pin t You and your "
.
ask you who done it and h o w you know it ? You carry his ,
knife and you wear his coat I ask you how you come by .
’
em Hand over that there bottle Here Mr Riderhood .
,
“
daughter as he filled the footless glass if it warn t wasti n g
, ,
’
, ,
murder
Harmon murder father suggested Pleasant , ,
.
threatening actio n .
“
I alone k n o w r e tu r n e d the man sternly shak ing his head
,
”
, ,
meditated for some moments and then refilled his glas s and , ,
Spoke between the visitor and the door why han t you gone ’
, ,
to Lawyer Lightwood
“
That also is alone known to myself wa s the cool
, , ,
answer .
“
Don t you know that if you didn t do the deed what you
’
,
’
,
42 6 O UR MUTUAL F RI E ND
Pleasant looking to her father for permission to reply that
, ,
’
Poll Parrot enough when you ain t wanted to Poll Parrot ,
you p e r we r s e j ade
Thus encou raged Pleasant exclaimed that there were only ,
respectable Sh e added , .
“
It is dreadful that any stigma should attach to them ,
“ “
I know that said the man for I have been to t h e
, ,
time did she think ? Within a day The visitor said that '
.
“
Captain ! Mentioning them u n for t n e t words of mine ’
Gaffer always were a precious rascal and that his line were ,
’
Governors Lawyer Lightwood and t h e t other Governor
, ,
‘
more and did I say bold to them two Governors Governors
, ,
I hold to ? ’
.
, ,
’
n r i n d you Captain I m a y have been mistook , I ve been
,
THE CAP TAIN O RD E R S RID E RH O O D AB OU T 42 7
a- think i ng of it it mayn t have been took down correct
,
’
,
’
evidence to character “
I ha ve a c ti wa l l y forfeited the good ,
,
.
“
You Shall Sign said the visitor taki n g very little heed ,
”
,
“
of this oration a statement that it was all utterly false
, ,
and the poor girl shall have it I will bring it with me for .
”
your Signature when I come again ,
.
”
When might you be expected Captain inquir ed Rider ,
“
Quite soon enough for you I Shall not disappoint you .
”
don t be afraid
’
.
“
Might you be inclined to leave any name Captain ,
‘
Shall is summ at of a hard word Captain urged
’ ’
, ,
, ,
The man stood still and angrily fixed him with his eyes ,
.
“
H ear me out Captain hear me out All I was wishing
, ,
“
sneaking Mr Rid erh ood falling out of his path was your
.
, , ,
“
When I claim it said the man i n a tone which seemed ,
”
,
“
to leave some such words as you dog very distin ctly ,
”
“
understood you Shall share it,
.
, ,
handkerchief .
43 0 O UR MUTUAL FRI E ND
Here he ceased to be the oakum headed oakum whiskered -
,
-
“
I have no clue to the scene of my death said he Not , .
ing here at all I should have been glad to track some par t
,
“
It is a sensation not experienced by many mortals said ,
“
he to be looking into a churchyard on a wil d windy night
, ,
“
But this is the fanciful side of the situation It has .
’
to mine Don t evade it John Harmon ; don t evade it ;
.
’
thi nk it o u t
so That is exactly SO .
“
On board serving as third m ate wa s G eorge Ra d foo t
, ,
.
within a day or two and while the ship was yet in port
, ,
“
However a sociable word or two on these m istakes b e
,
own and his first school had been at Brussels as mine had
,
right .
“
His advantage i n all this was that for a time I was to ,
“
As I had al ways shunned the port of London I only ,
confused no doubt ,
.
“
But let me go on thinking the facts out and avoid con ,
“
When we stopped at Riderhoo d s an d he asked that ’
I heard the blows I thought of the wood cutter and his axe
,
-
.
within my knowledge . .
“
It was only after a downward slide through something
like a tube and then a great noise and a sparkling and a
,
for your life John Harmon call on Heaven and save your
.
,
“
I was very weak and faint frightfully oppressed with ,
drowsiness and driving fast with the tide Looking over the
,
.
black water I saw the lights racing past me on the two banks
,
“
Was I long in the water ? L ong enough to be c hilled to
’
the heart but I don t know how long Yet the cold was
,
.
merciful for it was the col d night air and the rai n that
,
.
was stil l dark and raining But I had lost twenty four .
-
h ours .
“
I have checked the calculation often and it must have ,
MORE DE AD T HAN ALI V E
43 8 OUR MUTU AL F RI E ND
was lying for recognition In a wil d incautious way I hurried .
there and there — with the horror of the death I had escaped
,
probably we had both been shot into the river from the
same dark place into the same dark tide when the stream ,
“
That night I almost gave up my mystery though I ,
nothing save that the murdered man was not I but Ra d foo t , .
“
No w is it all thought out All to this time Noth ing
,
she would love the beggar at the corner What a use for .
,
.
marry her the property falls into the very hands that hol d
,
it now .
“
What would I have ? Dead I have found the tru e ,
“
W hat would I have ? If the dead could know or do ,
know how the living u se them who among the hosts O f dead
, ,
which I will every day take new p ains to make them both
44 0 O UR MUTUAL F RI E ND
familiar wil l be I may h O p e a machine in such working
, , ,
carried his overcoat upon his arm that it was less likely to ,
“
Make my co m pliments to Miss Wilfer and say I am ,
here n o w .
”
If the father of the late John Harmon had but left his
money u nconditionally to his son and if his son had but ,
lighted on this lovable girl for himself and had the happiness ,
“ “
I wish to speak to you Si r said Bella once for all and , , , ,
“
You know how I am Situated here sir an d you kn ow , ,
“
I now feel Obliged to go on pu rsued the Se cretary , ,
, ,
“
An honest declaration repeated Bell a with emphasis , .
Is it otherwise
I must request sir said Be l la ta ki n g refuge in a touch
, , ,
“
of kindly resentment that I may not be questioned You
, .
”
must excuse me if I decline to be cross examined -
.
“
Oh Miss Wilfer this is hardly charitable I as k yo u
, ,
.
with it .
“
What puni shment ? asked Bella .
“
Have I don e so
I should think you have replied B ell a In any case , .
“
I hope you are wrong in that impression I should be .
“
I am much relieved to hear it said Bella I have far ,
”
.
other views in life and why should you waste your own
,
“
Pardon me Miss Wil fer he proceeded when their eyes
, , ,
“
met you have u sed some hard words for which I do ,
ing down .
“
Oh sir ! said Bella raising her eyes to his after a little
, , ,
“
struggle to forbear is it generou s and honourable to u s e
,
the power here which your favour with Mr and Mrs Boffin . .
Against you
Is it generous and honourable to form a plan for gradually
brin ging their influence to bear upon a su it which I have
Shown you that I do not like and which I tell you that I ,
utterly reject
The late John Harmon could have borne a good deal but ,
disadvantage
“
This mean and cru el disadvantage said the Secretary , .
”
Yes assented Bella
,
.
have heard Mr Bo ffin say that you are master of every line
.
and word of that will as you are master of a ll his affa irs ,
.
And was it not enough that I should have been willed away ,
“
I a m glad I have spoken then Mr Rok e s m i th It has , , . .
“
in the glass and said to her i mage Y o u have been posi
, ,
TRO NG
S OF PURPO SE
THE sexton task of pil ing earth abov e John Harmon all night
-
ence out O f which it had departed and then should for ever ,
’
and my sister s only protectors and friends When the .
When he saw them and knew them and even from his ,
and she not only rejected his advances but resented them .
the latte r .
set the wrong right but clearly the wrong could never have
been done if he had n ever planned a deception Then what .
,
Mr Ro k e s m i th
. .
”
“
I don t know whether you happen to have read many
’
thin k — Said R W .
“
with an apologetic air nasty
.
, , .
448 O UR MUTUAL F RI E ND
I a m much of yo u r opinion Mr Wilfer You were , . .
goin g to say
“
I was going to say the kin g i s genera l ly dress ed in a ,
“ ”
J u st so said the Secretary
,
.
“
I can easily believe it Mr Wilfer , . .
heart ,
as a proof of th e ami able delicate and co n s iderate , ,
“
Certainly I do Every one must . .
“
Mis s Wilfer could have no better friends than Mr and .
Bl na lBO flfin .
“
Impossible ! said the g ratified cherub Really I begin
”
.
, , ,
Oh dear no returned R W . .
“
I respect him for i t said Ro k e s m i th .
.
’
that don t make it right to let him have h is way So as he .
’ ’
won t give me up I m a going to give h i m up ,
-
”
HO W Betty
.
not to be doubted .
this Let us take our time over it and try to get at the
.
,
”
Now lookee here my dear returned old Betty asking , ,
’
Tis a poor living and a hard as is to be got out o f this work
’
that I am a doing now and but for Sloppy I don t know as I
-
,
,
’
tha t the kind of life favours and I don t like Now I seem
to have Johnny in my arms —n ow his mother— now his
.
,
, ,
, ,
-
and have al ways been a active body as I told your lady firs t , ,
time ever I see her good face I can sti l l walk twenty mile .
many little things to sell The loan from your lady and .
away
Show me a better ! My deary Show me a better ! Why , ,
“
I know very well said ol d Betty Hig den ,
and you know ,
“
by being anyways prou d said the old creature simply but , ,
through to my death .
”
“
An d to be sure added the Secretary as a comfort for
, ,
“
her Sloppy will be eagerly looking forward to his opp o r
,
”
tu n i ty of being to you what you have been t o him .
“
Trust him for that sir said B etty cheerfully , ,
.
I ask it .
”
”
satisfactory to your kind heart I kn ow he said to provide , , ,
Spirit Mrs B offin was not proof against the con sideration
”
. .
set before her She an d her husban d had worked too and
.
,
had brought their simple faith and honour clean out O f dust
heaps If they owed a duty to Betty Higden of a surety
.
,
“
But Betty said Mrs Bo ffin when she accompanied
, , .
,
John Rok e s m i th back to his room and shone upon her with ,
452 O UR MUTU AL F RI E ND
the light of her radiant face granted all else I think I , ,
“ ’
Two u ld come easier to Sloppy said Mrs Higden ,
.
,
“ ’
S haking her head Twould come easier to me too But . .
’
tis as you please .
“
When would you go
” “
Now was the bright and ready answer
, To day my .
-
,
“
Yes my deary but not through letter writing because -
”
myself a Sight of your reviving face Besides said Betty .
, ,
“
with logical goo d faith I shall have a d e b t to pay o ff by , ,
“
.
, ,
the Secretary .
I think it must .
, ,
“
staunch Old heart observant of Bella s face when I take ,
’
, ,
“ ” “
May I ask sir said Bradley Headstone to wh os e good
, , ,
It was not
No interposed the Secretary smiling it was not he
,
”
, ,
ce rtain Mr Lightwoo d
. I think you know Mr Lightwood
. .
,
or kno w of h i m
“
I know as much of him as I wish to know sir I have ,
.
He c ould hardly get the words out even then and there so , ,
“
I have no obj ection to mention the friend by name he ,
“
said doggedly
,
The person I obj ect to is Mr Eugene
. .
W ra yb u r n .
”
,
.
, , ,
“
Her name is Liz zie said the sch oo l maste r with a strong ,
”
,
“
She is a youn g woman of a remarkable charac te r ; is
she not ?
She is sufficiently remarkable to be very superior t o
Mr Eugene W r a y b u r n — though an o rdinary person might be
.
”
that sai d the schoolmas ter
,
and I hope you wil l not think
it i mpertinent in me sir to ask why you put the two names
“
, ,
together
By mere accident returned the Secretary Observing ,
.
would appe ar .
”
“
DO you kn ow Mr W r a y b u r n sir .
,
No .
interested in this brother and sister and the subject awak ens ,
wiped h i s brow .
“
Much as though he su ddenly asked h i m What do you see ,
in me
“
The brother young He xa m was your real r e c o m m e n d a
, ,
”
tion here said the Secretary quietly go i ng back to the
, ,
“
point ; Mr and Mrs Boffi n happening to kn ow through
. .
,
“
Sir replied Bradley very restlessly indeed I know all
,
”
, ,
“
Pray tell me Mr Headstone said the Secretary
,
. Does , .
way in life from placing her in his own station I will not
,
.
“
And there is such a man said th e Secretary .
’
Sh O p and that night Rogue Riderhood s recantation lay in
the post o ffice addressed under cover to Li z z i e He x a m at h e r
,
right address .
that it was not until th e fol lowing day that he saw Bella
agai n It seemed the n to be tacitly understood between
.
“
“
As to the letter Ro k e s m i th said Mr Boffin yo u re , ,
”
.
,
’
as right as a trivet Give her the letter make her take the .
,
— You know you might fall sick said Mr Boffin “ Don t deny
,
” ’
. .
,
Old Betty laughed and said that she would take the letter ,
and be thankful ;
“
That s right said Mr B offin
’
Come That s sensible . .
’
.
but to Mr Rok e s m i th . .
”
like it
The letter sir said Betty Aye it s a beautiful
, ,
’
letter
No no no not the letter said Mr Boffin
, ,
The idea , . . .
’
Are you sure you re strong enough to carry out the idea ?
“
I S hall be stronger and keep the deadness off better this ,
Don t say than any way left open you know urged Mr
’
, , .
“
B offin ; because there are ways without end A hou se .
and a workman was made yet Why what have you got .
,
there Betty
,
Not a doll ?
It was the man in the Guards who had been on duty over
Johnny s bed The solitary old woman showed what it was
’
.
,
‘
took leave of Mrs Boffi n and of Mr Bo fli n and of Roke .
,
.
,
’
smith and then put her old withered arms round Bella s
,
C HAP T ER XV
and the feeling abided by him It was very soon after his .
’
That dolls dressmaker said Bradley is favourable
,
”
“
A pert crooked little chit Mr Headstone ! I knew she , .
”
So I supposed said Bradley getting his gloves on his
, ,
“
Nobody but my sister pursued Charley woul d have
, ,
“ ”
Oh ! said the boy colouring O ne of her romantic
,
.
“
Everything on our side repeated the boy with boyish ,
EV E RYTHING O N O UR SID E 6
4 3
c onfidence .Respectabil ity an excellent connexion for me , ,
“
Natural ly Mr Headstone I have a good deal of i n flu
, .
,
ence with her And now that you hav e honoured me with
.
“
An d Bradley thought again Except your Sister perhaps , , .
air of death about them and the national dread of colou r has ,
a sun dial on a church wall has the look in its useless black
- -
,
On such an evening when the City grit gets into the hair ,
and eyes and skin and when the fallen leaves of the few
,
“
Why where are you going Charley dear
, she asked , ,
him then .
“
Nowhere We came on purpose to meet you
. .
O UR MUTU AL F RI E ND
To meet me Charley
-
us take the great leading streets where every one wa lks and ,
’
we can t hear ourselves speak Let us go by the quiet back .
’
ways Here s a large paved court by this chur ch, and quiet
.
,
, .
’’
Yes it is said the boy petulan tly
,
It s in my way
, , .
’
She had not released his hand and stil l holding it looked , , ,
walked at his side — not at hers — and the brother and sister
,
said
Lizzie Mr Headstone has someth i ng to say to you I
, . .
”
Headstone had better not say what he th i nks of sa yin g .
Perhaps I don t b u t ’
,
, ,
.
’
answer There let go be sensible I wonder you don t
. . .
”
remember that Mr Headstone is looking on . .
“
S u rely Mr Headstone I do believe it Surely I have
,
.
, .
“
I ask y o u t o believe that if I were to o ffer my home
such as it is my station such as it is my affections such as
, ,
they are to any one of the best considered and best qualified
, , ,
readily accepted .
“
I do not doubt it said L izzie with her eyes upon the
, ,
ground .
“
I have sometimes had it in my th ou gh ts t o make that
o ffer and to settle down as many men of my class do : I on
the one Side of a school my wife on the other both O f us , ,
“
Why have you not done so ? asked Lizzie He x a m ”
.
Why do y ou not do so ?
“
F ar better that I never did ! The only one grain O f
comfort I have had these many weeks he s aid always ,
”
,
that former action of his hands which was like flinging his ,
“
stones ; the only one grain of comfort I have had these
many weeks is that I n ever did F or if I had and if the
,
.
,
”
fin d my brother .
entreat of you let us walk round this place again You have .
will.
”
leaped u p making the cold grey church tower more rem ote
, ,
and they were alone again He said no more until they had .
wrenched at it .
“
You know what I am going to say I love you What . .
other men may mean when they use that expression I can ,
dreadfu l earne st .
“
Mr Headstone
.
”
together .
“
Is it he said with his attention apparently engrossed
, ,
“
by it yes o r no
, ,
“
Mr Hea ds tone I thank you Sincerely I thank you
.
, ,
‘
change in m y fa v o ri r
“
I a in quite decid ed , Mr Headstone and I am bound to .
,
“
Then Said he su ddenly chan ging his tone and turning
,
”
,
to her and b ringing his clenched hand down upon the stone
,
“
with a force that laid the knuckles raw and bleeding then
I hope that I may never kill him
The dark look of hatred an d revenge with which the
word s broke from his livid lips and with which he stood ,
that she turned to run away But he caught her by the arm
’
.
.
“
Mr Headstone let me go Mr Headstone I must call
.
,
. .
,
for help
’
“
It is I who should c all for help he said ; you don t ,
, ,
Bradley .
“
Mr Headstone returned Liz zie wi th a burning face
.
, , ,
I never have li ked you from the first and that no other ,
with the little I had left to say I knew all this about Mr . .
”
in my mind I have been set aside and I have been cast out
,
.
“
If you give those names to my thanking you for your
”
proposal and declining it is it my fault Mr Headstone ? , , .
by it .
“ “
I am not complaining he returned I am only stating , ,
friend .
“
'
And it lie s under his feet said Bradley u nfolding his , ,
’
that ! It lies under that fellow s feet and he treads upon ,
“
He does not ! said Liz zie ”
.
”
He d oes ! said Bradley I h ave stood before him .
”
triumph what was in store for me to night -
.
“
Oh Mr Headstone you talk quite wildly
, .
, .
sh oulder .
“
Charley He x a m I am going h ome I must walk home ,
.
”
at my work in the mornin g just as u sual .
cry and went his way Th e brother and sister were left
,
.
,
“
a rough tone : What is the m eaning of this W h at have
you d one to my best frien d Out with the truth !
“
Charley ! said h i s sister Speak a little m ore con
”
.
s i d e r a te l y
“
Well ? said the boy impatiently ,
.
“
You were obliged to tell him repeated the boy angrily ,
“
between his teeth a n d rudely pu shing her away You
,
.
’
You mean that you are conscious that you can t a pp r e
ciate h i m and don t deserve him I suppose
,
’
,
“
I mean that I do not like him Charley and that I w i ll , ,
”
never marry him .
“
Upon my soul exclaimed the boy you are a nice pic , ,
’
destroy my fortunes and her own and she won t reproac h ,
, ,
’
by you
NO Charley I will only tell you as I tol d himself that
-
, , ,
the self forgetting sister who had done everything for him
-
.
“
Now come L iz ; don t let us quarrel : let u s be reason
,
’
able and talk this over l i ke brother and sister Will you .
listen to me
“
Oh Charley ! she replied through her starting tears ;
,
”
. . .
’
world Mr Headstone that I could be better pleased with
,
.
,
.
‘
Mr Headstone says Then I may rely upon your intimate
.
,
47 4 O UR MUTUAL F RI E ND
And this girl cried th e boy contemptuously throwing , ,
”
her O ff again calls herself a sister !,
“ ”
However ! said the boy taking no hee d of the r emon ,
“
strance and pursuin g his own mortified disappointment
,
I ,
more .
"
, ,
forbear
“
But you shall not disgrace me doggedly pursued the ,
“
boy . I a m determine d that after I have climbed up out of
'
the mire you shall not pull me down You can t disgrace
,
.
’
sorry for them and my arms are open to you still and so is
, ,
my heart .
“
I ll not unsay them I ll say them again You are an
’
.
’
.
inveterately bad girl and a false S ister and I have done with , ,
heel and left her She remained impassive on the same Spot
. ,
roused her and Sh e turned away But then with the break
,
.
,
fir e . were all the words she said as she laid her face 1 n her ,
at another glance .
“
Mysteries O f Ud ol ph o ! said Eugene with a look of ”
,
“
wonder May I be excu sed for asking in this elderly
.
,
’
gentleman s presence who is this kind protector ? ,
“
A tru stworthy Lizzie .
“ ”
I will relieve him of his trust returned Eugene But ,
.
“
Our brother the matter ? returned Eugene with airy ”
,
“
contempt O u r brother is not worth a thought , far less a
.
The old man li fted up his eyes again with one grave l ook ,
thoughtful Humph
With an air of perfect patience the old man remaining ,
mute and keeping his eyes cast down stood retaini ng Lizzie s , ,
’
“
If Mr Aaron said Eugene who soon found thi s
.
, ,
“
My hearing is very good Christian gentleman replied , ,
“
the old man calmly ; but I will hear only one voice to
,
undisturbed in his ea se
’
“
My dear Liz zie he returned in a low voice ben d ing
,
”
, ,
He knew his power over her He knew that she w ould not .
insist upon his l eav i ng her He knew that her fears for him .
,
night ! Add to the rest poor girl that s h e had heard him , ,
vilified for her sake and that she had su ffered for his and
, ,
that his lightest touch his lightest look his very presence , ,
“
Mr Aaron s a id Eugene w h en they were left together in
.
,
”
,
“
the street with many thanks for your company it rema i ns
, ,
“ “
Sir returned the other
,
”
I give you good night and I , ,
”
wish that you were not so thoughtless .
“ “
Mr Aaron retu rned Eugene
.
,
”
I give yo u good night , ,
and I wish (for you are a little dull ) that you were n ot so
thoughtful .
”
But now that his part was played out for the evening and ,
48 0 OUR MUTU AL F RI E ND
when in turning his back upon the Jew he came o ff the stage ,
r un ?
”
he murmured as he stopped to light his cigar
, .
“
What is to come of it ? What are you doing ? Where
are you going ? We Shall soon know n o w Ah ! with a
.
”
heavy Sigh .
steps in a corner over against the house arose and went his
,
sure that was in the days when he hoped for leave from the
dread Sn i gs wor th to do something or be something in life , , ,
call her who bruised thy heart when it was green and thy
head brown — and whether it be bette r or worse more painful ,
goes on .
,
.
. .
,
, ,
come for because we are all very sure beforehand that you
,
opened your lips there yet and we are dying to hear what ,
has the air of going to say noth ing has an air successively of ,
makes the tour of B oots and fades i nto the extreme back ,
tion to Twemlow .
“
I believe so says Fl e d g e b y “
but my mother and her
,
”
,
“
Are you stay i ng in town asks Twemlow .
, , ,
’
that he never heard of any such case but his own Twemlow ,
“
There is nothing new this morning I suppose says ,
I
.
, ,
magnitude
Veneeri ng M P on the right of Mrs La m m l e Twemlow
on her left ; Mrs Veneering W MP (wife of Member O f
.
,
. .
,
. . . .
,
“
La m m l e and then says to her Th i s ”
,
I be g your pardon l ,
,
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turning finds that it is not so and mostly that she has her
, ,
n arrative
‘I ’l l te ll ry
y ou a s to
Of Ja c k
a M a n o ry ,
An d n o w m y s tor y s b e gu n ; ’
I l l te ll y ou a n o th e r
’
O f J a c k a n d h i s b ro th er ,
An d n o w m y s tory i s d on e .
’
he Beast .
‘
The reference proceeds Mortimer which I suppose to
, ,
, ,
,
.
,
probably uniqu e ”
“
The natural cu riosity which forms the sole ornament of
“
my professional museum h e resumes hereupon desires ,
”
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G EN E RAL FAILUR E 8
4 7
his Secretar y — a n individual of the hermit crab or oyste r
species and whose name I think is Ch ok e s m i th — but it , ,
”
his readiness so to do endeavours to do so but fails
, ,
.
‘
Why fails asks B oots .
“
Pardon me returns Lightwoo d ,
I mu st postpone the ,
”
I even happen to possess some special means with a glance ,
. . .
, ,
S in g song
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in which he sees at that board his dear friend
,
last and many many friends as congeni ally uni ted as them
,
that Sh e is devoted to the man who wooed and won her and ,
his orato rical Pega sus extremely short and plumps down ,
too much nose of a coarse wro n g shape and his nose in his ,
’
never forget that at Veneering s he first saw Sophronia .
,
’
his rubbing .
. . . . .
, , .
“ “
You have reason to be surprised she says softly but , ,
much more so .
“
I th ink Mr Twemlow you never saw that distant con
,
.
,
n e xi o n of yours before to d ay
No never ,
.
”
Now that you do see him you see what he is You are , .
think of it ?
Twemlow has just presence of mind enough to say aloud
Very like Uncommonly like
“
You have noticed perhaps whom he favours with his , ,
gaged
“
Yes But Mr La m m l e
. .
“
Very good is it not
Charming says Twemlow
So lik e as to be almost a caricature —Mr Twemlow it
.
.
,
“
Madam on the honou r of a poor gentleman
,
“
Here is another portrait And not good is it .
,
“
Decidedly not good says Mrs La m m l e Stiff and ,
. .
exaggerated
“
And ex But Twemlow I n h i s demolished state , ,
Twemlow
“
Public characte rs Al fred ,
.
Yes Alfr ed ,
.
She puts the book down takes another book up turns the , ,
“
That is th e last of Mr La m m l e Do you think it good . .
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Warn her father against me I deserve it for I have been .
,
,
.
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you the necessity of the poor little foolish a ffectionate crea , ,
, ,
think it l i ke
Twemlow in a stunned co n dition feigns to compare the
, ,
“
I am glad you think so O n the whole I myself con .
,
sider it the best The othe rs are so dark NOW here for
. .
,
instance is another of Mr La m m l e
, .
“ ’
But I don t understand I don t see my way Twemlow
’
eye How warn her father and not tell him Tell h i m
I —I —a m getting lost
.
,
”
how much Tell him how little .
“
Tell him I am a match maker tell him I am an artful -
up man he is and how easily you can cause his vanity to take
,
the alarm Tell him as much as will give him the alarm and
.
assurance that you will inte r pose with the father and save
this harmless girl close that book before you return it to me
and I shall know what you mean and deeply thank you i ri
, ,
C HA P T ER I
I T was a foggy day in London and the fog was heavy and ,
it was a foggy day but there the fog was grey whereas in
, ,
Mary Axe — i t was rusty black F rom any point of the high
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.
door opened and Riah came forth with a bag under his
,
arm .
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MR . FLEDG E BY S CH AM B E R S 495
Almost in the act of comi n g out at the door Riah went ,
into the fog and was lost to the eyes of Saint Mary Axe
, .
’
Arrived at the house in which his master s chambers were
on th e second floor, Riah proceeded up the stairs and ,
neither bell nor knocker he struck upon the door with the ,
blow upon his fingers he arose and knocked with his staff ,
again ,
and listened again and again sat d o wn to wait , .
where a fire had been some time lighted and was burning ,
briskly .
“ ”
Why what time of n ight do you mean to call it ?
,
acceptable fire .
afresh .
“
Any snow or sleet or slush or anything of that sort ?
, , ,
he asked .
“
No s ir no Not quite so bad as that The stree ts are
, , . .
”
pretty clean .
“
You needn t brag about it return ed Fle d g e b y d i s
’
, ,
“
They are here sir , .
”
again The old man having obeyed his directions sat down
.
, ,
foot of the bed in Turkish sli ppers rose coloured Tur kish
, ,
-
“
Now old u n ! cried F ascination in his light raillery
,
’ ”
, ,
a dodger
The old man Shook his head gently repudiati ng the i m ,
“
Half the lump will be waste paper one knows before -
,
hand ,
said Fl e d g e b y
” “
Can you get it at waste paper .
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’
price That s the question .
”
up over his shoulder at the grave face above him and moved ,
with his back to the old man warming his knees perusing , ,
on the ground .
, ,
called aloud “
Are you anywhere here Fl e d ge b y ?
,
To ,
Come in ! said Fl e d ge b y ”
This gentleman is only .
, .
“
I am but the representative of another sir return ed , ,
’9
“
the Jew in a low voice I do as I am bidden by my .
Ha ha laughed Fl e d g e b y La m m l e .
“
Ha ha ! laughed La m m l e
”
Yes Of course We know . . . .
Mr .
“
Mr Ria h is bound to observe the invariable forms for
.
knowing and the more he did both the more exquisite the ,
“
However said that fascinating gentleman wiping his
,
”
,
“
eyes again if we go on in this way we shall seem to be
, ,
S tep i nto the next room for a few moments while I Speak
The old man wh o had never raised his eyes during the
,
standing with his back to the bedroom fire with one han d ,
under his coat skirts and all his whiskers in the other
-
, .
rhyme .
“
Well then ; there is said La m m le ; there is some ,
”
thing wrong the whole thing s wrong ’
.
“
I say remonstrated F ascination very slowly and Sitting ,
“
I tell you Fl e d g e b y re peated La m m l e with a sweep
, ,
”
u
What game s up ? demanded Fl e d ge b y as Slowly as
’ ”
“
THE game O U R game . Read that . .
for the fut u re and to communicate our final desire that the
,
servant J O HN P O D SN AP
,
Fl e d ge b y looked at the three blank .
”
‘
Whose d oing is this said Fl e d g e b y .
,
“
very discontented brow somebody has been giving you ,
”
a bad character .
, .
“
Well ! said Fle d ge b y ” “
This won t improve with .
’
“
And that you u ndertook to do what you might have
done by this time if you had made a prompter u se of cir ,
cumstances snarled La m m l e ,
”
.
“
Hah ! That remarked Fl e d g e b y with his hands in ,
”
,
“
the Turkish trousers is matter of opinion , .
“
Mr Fl e d g e b y said La m m le in a bullying tone am
.
,
”
, ,
“
Now Mr Fle d ge b y La m m l e s aid as before ; am I
,
.
, ,
5 02 O UR MUTUAL FRI E ND
I think she would have been more SO answered La m m le , ,
, ,
”
,
“
missive tone because there s no occasion I only asked a
,
’
.
’
questio n Then she don t lay it upon me ? To ask another
.
question .
No sir , .
“
You have a pair of whiskers La m m l e which I never , ,
liked murmured Fl e d g e b y
,
” “
an d which money can t pro ,
’
s tr o u s l
y in contrast with the character he had given him
Mr Fl e d g e b y was SO tickled again that he exclaimed laugh
.
, ,
“
ing Good Good Upon my soul it is uncommon good
,
,
”
,
’
laugh out you ll buy up these lots that I mark with my
,
, ,
’
ing those Christians like the Jew you are Now next you ll .
,
had written the cheque ; and when reversing the key and ,
“
Old u n said Fl e d ge b y when the Jew h ad put it in his
’
, ,
pocket book and was putting that in the breast of his outer
-
With his hand not yet withdrawn from the breast of his
garment Riah started and paused
,
.
Oho said Fl e d ge b y “
Didn t expect it ! Where have .
’
“
Is she in the house I pay rent and taxes for in Saint
Mary Axe demanded Fl e d g e b y .
“
No sir , .
No Sir ,
.
”
he could not .
“
Come ! said Fl e d ge b y ”
I won t press that j ust now .
’
.
But I want to know this and I wil l know this min d you , ,
.
Lizzie
“ ”
Oh Si r ,
expostulated Riah Oh sir Si r sir ! .
, , ,
,
“
a blush don t you out with you r reason for having your
,
’
Sir I will tell you the truth But (your pardon for the
, .
“
Honour too ! cried Fl e d ge b y with a mocking lip ”
, .
respectful firmness .
earnest hand l aid on the back of the young man s easy chair ’
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.
The young man sat looking at the fire with a face of listening
curiosity ready to check h i m o ff and catch him trippin g
, .
“
Cut away said Fl e d ge b y “
Start wi th you r motive
,
”
. .
“
Did you said Fle d ge b y d i strustfu lly “
Well pe rhaps ,
.
,
”
you did though ,
.
“
The better I knew her the more i nterest I felt in her ,
Perils were closing round her and the circle was fas t ,
were n one to help her I showed her there was one to help .
“
What did you do with her asked Fl e d g e b y feel i n g his ,
cheek .
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5
poor dependant on whom he set his foot Left alone Mr .
, .
“
Well done, you ! said F asci nation to himself
” “
Slo w .
,
“
A tidy Shot that I flatter myself he then soliloquised
, , .
,
’
.
”
No t a bit of it ; I got at him by degrees Herein he was .
at everything .
“
I got at him pursued Fl e d ge b y feel i ng for his whiskers
, , ,
pe a r a n c e
. I knew a better way of going to work Having .
got behind the hedge and put him i n the light I took a
, ,
’
shot at h i m and brought h i m down plump Oh ! It don t .
have got the r u n of Queer Street now and you S hall see some ,
’
s queezing a profit out of you into the bargain it s some ,
thing like ! ”
morning ablutions and his ano i nting of himself with the last
,
it h a d never let him out any more the world would have ,
day s work Riah the Jew once more came forth into Saint
’
Mary Axe But this time he carried no bag and was not
.
,
’
bound on his m aster s a ffairs He passed over London .
The old man laughed and gave her his arm to lean on ,
.
“
Not if you are ready Cinderella my dear , ,
.
”
Well ! exclaimed Miss Wren delighte d Now you ,
,
step Satisfied that her dwelling was safe she drew one
.
,
hand through the old man s arm and prepared to ply her ’
crutch stick with the other But the key was an i n strument
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.
proposed to carry it .
5 0 8 O UR MUTU AL F RI E ND
No no no ! I ll carry it myself returned Miss Wren
, ,
’
, .
“
I m awfully lop sided you kno w and stowed down I n
’
-
, ,
’
my pocket it ll trim the ship To let you into a secret .
,
ose .
”
“
Yes it wa s truly sharp of you godmother resumed
, , ,
”
“
Miss Wren with great approbation to understand me , .
beard .
“
Does the fancy go to my changing other obj ects too ,
Jenn I
”
believe so !
“
With all my heart replied the go od Old man ,
.
, .
Not done a stroke of work these ten days Has had the .
'
But that s dangerou s Jenny , .
'
‘
giddy Why don t you mind your Commandments an d
.
at me .
“
What Shall be changed after h i m ? asked Riah in a ,
”
“
Upon my word godmother I am afraid I must be , ,
5 10 O UR MUTUAL FRI E ND
married for going to help other dolls to get married for all
, ,
”
P r etty p r etty pretty ! said the old man with a clap of
, ,
“
his hands Most elegant taste
. .
”
“ ’
Glad you like em , returned Miss Wren loftily But ,
.
queer .
“ “ ”
Ble ss you godmother said Miss Wren I have to scu d
, , ,
o ut of me .
”
How the trying on ? asked Riah
,
-
.
‘ ’
business I say You ll do my dear ! and I take particular
, ,
’
notice of her and run home and cut her out and baste her
,
.
‘
Sh e plainly seems to say How that little creature is ,
’
staring ! and sometimes likes it and sometimes don t but ’
‘
saying to my self I must h ollow out a bit here ; I must
,
.
,
d ouble duty in one night I said when she came out of the .
,
’
T RY I N G THE D O LLS D R ESSMAK E R
’
O N FO R
5 1 4 OUR MUTU AL F RI E ND
manifest tokens of astonishment took the diminutive docu ,
M I SS J ENNY W RE N
DR ESSMAKE R
’
DO LLS .
Dolls a tten d ed at th ei r wn
o r es i d en c es .
“
We take the liberty of coming my young companion ,
’
of the dolls dressmaker She looked roun d rather angrily . .
and said “
Lizzie He x a m is a very proud young woman .
”
London for
“
F or where in the name of t h e Cape of Good Hope ?
,
emigrated .
“
F or the country was the cautious answer she made
, ,
needed .
”
“
I can believe that said Miss Abbey with a softening , ,
“ ’
And if it s proud to have a heart that never hardens ,
”
and a temper that never tires and a touch that never hurts , ,
“
Miss Jenny struck in flushed Sh e is proud And if it s , ,
.
’
not Sh e is NO T
, .
”
“
Here is the paper madam said the Jew delivering into , , ,
“
Ro k e s m i th and signed by Riderhood
,
Will you please to .
read it ?
But first of all said Miss Abbey did you ever taste
, ,
shrub child
,
,
.
’
You shall try And if you find it good I ll mix some
.
, ,
for you with hot water Put your poor little feet on the .
,
As ,
.
”
“
cried Miss Abbey And enough to make wigs for all the
.
”
What do you say to the rest of it ? As she spoke she ,
u ntied a band and the golden Stream fell over herself and
,
’
Abbey s admiration seemed to increase her perplexity She .
Child or woman ?
,
“
You are talking about Me good people thought Miss , ,
“
Jenny sitting i n her golden bower warmin g her feet
,
I ,
.
can t hear what you say but I know your t r icks and your
’
manners !
The shrub when tasted from a Spoon perfectly h a r m o n i s
, ,
,
.
“
AS fa r as this goes said Miss Abbey Potterson when ,
”
,
“
she had read it several times and thought about it it , ,
’ ’
Liz zie s father wrong but never Lizzie s self ; because when ,
knows Miss Abbey of old remind her and she knows what , ,
like the home and what l ike the friend is likely to t u rn out
,
-
,
.
too .
”
But before the Shrub and water was sippe d out Miss Abbey ,
’
intent upo n the work and the little dolls d ressmaker sitting ,
doubts whether she had not dreamed those two rare figures
into the bar of the Six Jolly F ellowships and m ight not ,
the house from the river A moment more and Bob Gliddery .
,
came clatteri ng along the passage with the n oise of all the ,
”
What is it ? ask e d M i ss Abbe y .
518 OU R MUTUAL F RI E ND
in tones of universal h oarseness All the while the steamer s .
’
about her as if she had set the fog on fire and in the
, ,
“
again ! ”
A couple more strokes ahead ! Hurrah ! ” ”
“ “ ” ”
Look out ! Hold on ! Haul in ! and the l i ke .
“
If that s Tom Tootle Miss Abbey made proclamation
’
,
”
,
“
i n her most commanding tones let him i nstantly come ,
u nderneath here .
”
, ,
.
F ound
Yes He s been under water a long t ime Miss ; but
.
’
,
”
they ve grappled up the body
’
“
Let em bring it here You Bob Gliddery shut the
’
.
, ,
’
house door and stand by it on the inside and don t you open ,
”
t
.
, ,
After they have brought the body in keep the crowd out , ,
’ ”
will you An d help Bob Gliddery to shut em out .
“
You two stand close here said Miss Abbey and you ll
’
, ,
the door .
”
A B O DY B R O UGHT IN 1
5 9
That sentinel smartly giving his rolled shirt sleeves an
,
-
“
That s the stretcher or the shu tter whichever of th e
’
, ,
”
two they are carrying said Miss Abbey with experien ced , ,
“ '
“
Come on men ! said Miss Abbey ; for s o p ote n t was
,
”
.
The entry being low and the staircase bei ng low they so
, ,
took up the burden they had set dow n as to carry that low , .
half door
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.
’
hands That s Riderhood
.
CHAP T ER I II
b e got u p stairs -
.
“ “
Fetch a doctor quoth Miss Abbey And then , Fetch
, .
h i s daughter
”
On both of whic h errands quick messengers
.
depart .
trying to reanimate the same All the best means are at once .
a n d soul No one has the leas t regard for the man : with
.
must die .
“ “
He was slinking about in his boat says Tom which ,
”
,
not the man For the man lies whole be fore them
. .
5 2 2 O UR MUTU AL F RI E ND
The Spark may smoulder and go out or it may glow and ,
expand but see ! The four rough fellows seei ng shed tea rs
, , .
shawl over her head and her first action when S h e takes
, ,
hair up .
“
Thank you Miss Abbey for having father h ere
, , .
’ ”
I am boun d to say girl I didn t kn ow who it was , , ,
“
returns Miss Abbey but I hope it would have been pretty
”
much the same if I had known .
for him than he ever had for her and crying bitterly when ,
Is po or father dead
To which the doctor on one knee beside the body busy, ,
out of the way watches with terrified interest all that goes
,
’
give a little help Anticipating the doctor s want of this or
.
idea that if affairs could remain thu s for a long time it would
be a respectable change floats in h e r mind Also some vagu e ,
.
idea that the old evil is drowned out of him and that if he ,
In which state of mind she kisses the stony lips and quite ,
shake hands with one another round and with the doctor ,
is at its height .
“
Father you were run down on the river and are at Miss
, ,
Abbey P o tte r s o n s ’
.
”
warm the doctor and the four men cool As his lineaments
, .
him .
“
He will do now says the doctor washing his hands , , ,
“
Or than he done afore adds William Williams .
sees that they have all drawn off and that they stand in a ,
wish that they had had a better subj ect to bestow their
pains on Intelligence is conveyed to Miss Abbey in the
.
that gentleman .
“
However says Miss Abbey cheering them up
,
”
you , ,
have done your duty like good and true men and you had ,
himself .
“
His gills look rum ; don t they ? says Bob after i n ’ ”
,
’
His gills l l look rummer when he wakes won t they
’
says Bob .
Cause Miss Abbey forbid him the house and ordered him
out of it But what you may call the F ates ordered him into
.
’
it again Which is r umness : ai n t it ?
.
“
He wouldn t have come here of his own accord returns
’
,
“
No retorts Bob
,
”
Nor he wouldn t have been let in if
.
’
he had .
would bring the votive O ffering with her SO Bella and the .
“
I shall not require the carriage at night said B ella , .
“ “ ”
Well dear Ma said Bella and how do y o u do ?
, , ,
“
I am as well Bella replied Mrs Wilfer ,
as can be ,
.
,
”
expected .
“ “
Dear me, Ma said Bella you tal k as if one was j ust
, ,
born ! ”
“ ’
That s exactly what Ma has been doing interposed ,
“
La v vy over the maternal shoulder
,
ever since we got up ,
, ,
”
thing more exasperating it is impossible to conceive .
“ “
Mr Rok e s m i th said she resignedly
. has been so ,
”
, ,
,
“
staying away We should only hav e put one another out
.
“
of countenance she thought and we d o that quite often ,
enough as it is .
else to look at .
“
Hold rej oined her maj estic mother I cannot per .
”
mit it Cook in that dress !
.
,
”
As for my dress Ma returned Bella merrily searching , , ,
“
in a dresser drawer I mean to apron it and towel it all
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,
of the case .
”
kiss her Over this bib her dimples looked delightful and
.
,
53 2 O UR MUTUAL F RI E ND
under it her pretty figure not less so Now Ma said .
, ,
Bella pushing back her hair from her temples with bot h
,
“
hands what s first ?
,
’
“
“
F irst retu rned Mrs Wilfer solemnly
,
”
if you persist .
,
— —
To b e sure cried Bella ; “
an d flour them and ,
,
“
Next said Mrs Wilfer with a wave of her gloves ex
,
.
,
As of course I do Ma ,
.
pared the dining table i n the latter chamber This office she
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.
“ ”
Look at Ma whispered Lavinia to Bella when this was
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in the corner
Only suppose retu rned Bella that poor Pa was to sit
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great .
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s po n d i n g to her husband s cheerful F or what we are abou t ’
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But what said Bella as she watched the carving of the
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fowls makes them pink inside I wonder Pa ! Is it the
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breed
NO I don t think it s the breed my dear returned Pa
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They ought to be said Bella , .
father b ut they—ain t
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p y o
she choked and then Lavinia was obl iged to slap her on the
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Not at all woul d be the rej oinder in exactly the same
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tone .
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Woul d you tak e a merry th ought my dear -
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obj ection .
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Why Lor Ma interposed La v vy the bold
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isn t it , ,
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the day that made you and Pa one and the same I have
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no patience .
and you are master at you r own table Both our healths .
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meekly that you are not enj oying yourself ?
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Why should I not ?
I thought my dear that perhaps your face might
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The mind naturally falls said Mrs Wilfer shall I say , .
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like this .
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The mind purs ued Mrs W i l fe r i n an oratorical manner
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The irrepressible La vv y remarked aloud Whatever ,
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Your grandpapa retorted Mrs Wilfer with an awfu l ,
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look and in an awful tone
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was what I describe him to ,
for single combat but lurked with his chest u nder the table
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remark to me (he possessed extraordinary humour) that a ,
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family of whales must not ally themselves with sprats .
knock k n eed min d and never very strong u pon its legs
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The rosy hours were thus beguiled until it was time for
B ella to have Pa s escort back T he dimples duly tied up ’
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in the bonnet strings and the leave taking done they got
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out into the air and the cherub drew a l ong breath as if h e
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found it refreshing .
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Well dear Pa said Bella the anniversary may be con
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s i d e re d over .
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Yes my dear returned the cherub
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there s another of, ,
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em gone .
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you my dear he said as if she had spoken
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I am a ll , ,
a year I must have when I marry and what is the least I can ,
my nose Did you notice any wrink les over my nose this
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e v ening Pa ,
You won t laugh sir when you see your lovely woman
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out of my eyes long and when you see it there y ou ll be ,
sorry and serve you right for not being warned i n time
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anything to impart ?
I thought it was you wh o was to impart my l ove ,
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Oh did you indeed sir ? Then why didn t you ask me , ,
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her right glove on her lip and then laid it on her father s ,
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lip that s a kiss for you And now I am going seriously
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selves
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Number one said Bella will electrify you Pa Wh o
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Mr Rok e s m i th
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You don t tell me so my dear !
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Of Course . .
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Yes To be sure I am astonished indeed I wonder
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A hackney coachman may admire me remarked B ella , ,
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It s highly probable my love Number two my dear ?
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if I woul d let him .
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Then I understand my dear that you don t intend to , ,
let him
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Bella again saying with her former emphasis Why of , , ,
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c ourse not ! her father felt him self bound to echo
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Of ,
course not .
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another shake or two Haven t I told you what a mer .
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c en ar
y little wretch I am ? It only becomes enou gh when
h e has no money and no clients and no expectations and no
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three my dear ?
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Number three Pa is a better thing A generou s thing , , .
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told me as a secret with her own kind l ips — and truer lips
never O pened or closed i n this life I am sure—that they wish
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Don t cry my darling said her father with his hand to
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his eyes it s excusable in me to be a little overcome when
I find that my dear favourite c hild is after all disappoint ,
his neck and tenderly kissed him on the high road passion -
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ately tell i ng him he was the best of fathers and the best of
friends and that on her wedding morning she would go down
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on her knees to him and beg his pardon for having ever teased
him or seemed insensible to the worth of such a patient ,
adjectives she redoubled her kisses and finally kissed his hat ,
When he had recovered his hat and his breath and they ,
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number four and he said quietly : May not be so my dear
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too wel l .
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My love returned her father you make me quite u m
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No Pa ,
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NO , Pa .
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C HAPT ER V
be in M r Bo ffin s room
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fireside corner by Mrs Boffin s work table ,
Mr Bo ffi n s .
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Don t be above calling it wages man said Mr Boffin
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My wages said the Secreta r y correctin g himself
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I hope not sir ,
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Poverty and pride don t go at all well together M i nd .
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It s nonsense .
Sit down .
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it s enough
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However I do n t mind stretching a point with you
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Mr Bo tfin you are very good replied the Secretary ,
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with an effort .
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Then we put the figu r e said Mr Bo ffin at two , .
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Bo ffin
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I couldn t go cutting about at my will and pleasure ,
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pleasure You ve rather got into a habit of that lately ;
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yours and when I want you I ll touch it I don t call to mind
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that I have anything more to say at the present moment .
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I have let that chap that young man of mine said , ,
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Mr Boffin taking a trot up and down the room
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get ,
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above his work It won t do I must have h i m down a . .
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there it s the same with him as with the footmen I have
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after the stories (lies mostly) that they have heard of you r
beginnings There s nothing betwixt stiffening yourself up
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Hows ever said he ’
this isn t entertainin g to Miss
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B ella Is it B ella ?
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Bo ffin That s right that s right Especially as you have
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no call to be told how to value you rself my dear ,
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Bo ffin and me will have the pleasure of settli ng upon you and ,
you ll live and die rich That s the state to live and die in
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girl and said
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Don t mind him Bella my dear ’
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Eh ? cried Mr Bofli n What Not m i nd h im ? . .
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o I must .
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say that much Noddy Y o u are always the best of men
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And as to you my dear Bella said Mrs Boffin Still w i th , ,
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that distressed expression , he I s so much attached to you ,
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whatever he says that your own father has not a truer ,
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Says too cried Mr Bo fii n Whatever he says Why . .
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Good night and let me confirm what my old lady tells you
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mind and you and I will take care that you shall be rich
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will have will be worth money and you shall make money
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of that too There s a golden ball at your feet Good night
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m y dear .
she put her arms round Mrs Boffin s neck and said Good .
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No I don t like it and though he is m y liberal benefactor
, , , ,
when thus called upon for explanation Bella went to bed with ,
a weariness upon her spirit which was more than the weari
ness of want of sleep And again in the m orning she looked .
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for the cloud and for the deepening of the cloud upon the
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been one of the first novelties and pleas u res of his freedom ,
great Theatre and the play were chil dishly new to them Mr , .
with all they saw and applau ding vigorously But now Mr
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than that for that of itself would not have been much — in
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Look in here my dear Mr Bofii n would say checking
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B ella s arm at a bookseller s window
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you can read at sight ,
and your eyes are as sharp as they re bright Now look well ’
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Miser .
would seek out another book shop and Mr Bo ffin would say -
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any book of that sort ; any Lives of odd characters who may
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have been Misers .
out again .
the house nor did she ever hear from Mr Boffin one word
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was gr e e d y for them and secret about them and hid them
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those dismal records with the ardou r O f Don Quix ote for his
books of chivalry he began to spend his money with a more,
would almost shrink from the sly dry chuckle with which he
would take her arm again and trot away It did n ot appear .
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s p on d i n
g to the sentime n ts by bein g very gracious to Mrs
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p a r .
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were so much together that for a time the Bo ffin chari ot '
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which the latter worthy soul was not in the least j ealous .
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placidly remarking Mrs La m m l e is a younger companion , .
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for her than I am and Lor she s more fashionable ,
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blocked it up there .
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I f ear Bella dear, said Mrs La m m l e o n e day in the
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chariot that you will be very hard to please
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I don t expect to be pl eased dear said Bell a with a
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Truly my love ret urned Sophronia shaki ng her head
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and smiling her best smile it would not be very easy to ,
but an establishment .
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My love returned Mrs La m m l e your prudence amazes
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Never m ind Sophronia we wil l not spe ak of it any more
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Don t ask me about it
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Shal l I guess ?
You would never guess What would you say to o ur .
Secretary
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My dear ! The hermit Secretary who cre eps up an d ,
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stairs said Bell a rather contemptuously
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further than
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B ella
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Are y ou sure of that Sophronia ? said Bella I am , .
of resignation .
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He appeared to be in his s enses returned Bella tossing , ,
gl ided on i nto telli ng you the secret and that I rely upon ,
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Mention it ! repeate d Mrs La m m l e with her former
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feelin g Men tion it !
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heart
As usual there was no answer in the lookin g glass when
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she had consulted some better oracle the result might have ,
been more satisfactory but she did not and all things con ,
Bo ffin she felt very inquisitive and that was the question
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Mrs Boffin ; and if Bella and the Secretary were ever left
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The worst of the matte r was that it thus fell out insensibly
—and most provokingly as Bella complain ed to herself in
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Won t th a t extract a look from him ? Can it be
possible th a t makes no impression on hi m Such questions
Bella would propose to her self O ften as man y times in a day ,
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Can he be so base as t o sell hi s ve ry nature for two
hundred a year ? Bella would think And then But wh y
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not It s a mere question of price with others bes ides him .
And so she would come round again to the war with herself .
defensive .
feeling cons cious that the stealthy occupation must set some
mark on her own Bella soon began to thi nk that there was ,
Bo fI i n s
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None the less b ecause it was far less radiant than
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all in his room again and he and the Secre tary had been ,
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Or leastways you are spending too much for me ,
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You are rich sir ,
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I tell y o u I a m not rich repeated Mr Boffin and I ,
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won t have it
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You are not rich s ir repeated the Secretary in , ,
measured words .
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Well re turn e d Mr Bofii n ,
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if I am that s my busin ess .
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t o like it in any case There ! I didn t mean to be rude . ,
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but you put me out so and after all I m master I didn t ,
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Then we shan t have to buy any for you In case y ou .
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your mind ease your mind I don t ask it but I won t stand
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Any empty room will do for me said the Secretary ,
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You can take your pick said Mr Boffin and it will ,
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letter o r two .
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on her embroidery she sat plying her needle until her busy ,
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Oh my loved husband ! said Mrs Bo ffin
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This is . .
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Eh ? said he mistrustfully looking in at the door , .
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She s only praising you sir said Bella , , .
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There there there ! urged Mr Boffin not unkindly
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But I can t bear to see you s o my dear ’
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be uneasy Bella my child don t you be doubtful The more
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Bella thought it was well for his wife that she was musing
with her a ffectionat e face on his shoulder ; for there was a
cunning light in his eyes as he said all this which seemed
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(the worm s and minion s) own house but lay under general
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man .
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Why as to the friendly move observed the last named
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gentleman rubbing his knees peevishly one of my o bj e c
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B ut I do say pro ceeded Venu s that I am taken from ,
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Ch a rge Ch es te r c h a rge
On Mr V en u s o n !
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It s not so m u ch saying it that I obj ect to returned Mr
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Venu s as doing it
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And havi ng got to do it whether or .
in cinders .
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B ut think h ow little time you have given to the move ,
s i r after all
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urged W e gg Add the evenings so occupied
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And there s no encouragement to go on ’
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here and a scrape there a poke in this place and a dig in the .
other to them
. Besides : what have we found
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What h a ve we found cried W e gg delighted to be abl e ,
you ll grant m e
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Anything . .
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I d on t l i ke it pettishly returned Venus as before
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Moun ds And wasn t he well acquainted with the deceased
and his ways An d has he ever showed any expectation of
finding anythi ng
At that moment wheels were heard .
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Now I should be loth said Mr W e gg with an air of ,
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patient injury to think so ill of him as to suppose him
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like him .
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It i s him said Mr W e gg an d he i s capable of it
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Here Mr Bo ffin was heard lust ily calling at the yard gate
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Halloa ! W e gg ! Halloa !
Keep your seat Mr Venus said W e g g “
He may not ,
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Here ! lend a hand W e gg said Mr Bo ffin excitedly , ,
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I can t get out till the way is cleared for me This is the
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know him
Know the Animal Register sir returned th e Impostor , ,
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who had caught th e name imperfectl y F or a trifling .
Mr Bo ffin
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And here s Kirby s Wonderfu l Museum said Mr Boffin
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W e gg such Characters
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I must have one or two of the best
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of em to night It s amazing what places they used to put
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found when they were out a wal king Where s your friend -
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and myself with these b ooks But don t take J emmy Taylor ’
were all deposited on the floor and the cab was dismissed , .
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There ! said Mr Boffin gloating over them
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There .
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Mr W e gg presented h i s friend as Mr V e n u s
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Eh cried Mr Boffin catching at the name .
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Clerkenwell
Of Clerkenwell s ir said Mr Venu s , , . .
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Why I ve heard Of you cried Mr Boffin
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I heard of , . .
affirmative .
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What did he sho w you ? asked Mr Boffin putting his ”
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hands behind him and eagerly advancing his head ,
Did .
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Because if he had ever showed you a teapot I should be ,
eyes wide over their rims and tapped the side of his nose : ,
5 6 6 O UR MUTUAL F RI E ND
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B ob the Miser s cur Griffiths and his Ma ster How to
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Treasures of a Dunghill
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Eh What s that ? demanded Mr Bo fii n
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The Treasures sir repeated S i las reading very d is
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ti n c tl y ,
of a Dunghill Mr Venus sir would you . .
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his adding with his li ps only Mounds ! ,
stood and said seating him self and slyly rubbing his hands
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Give u s Dancer .
they sat which had not been repaired for a long time ) .
comrade again ) .
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Several bowls were discovered filled with guineas and
half guineas and at different times on searching the corners
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The chimney was not left u n searched and paid very well for ,
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Up in a masterly ma n ner .
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Let s have some more said Mr Bofli n hu n grily
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J ohn Elwes
Ah ! said Mr Bo ffin L et s hear what John did
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meat did not grace their board for twenty years Yet when .
the first O f the brothers died the other much to his surp r ise , , ,
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There ! cried Mr Boffin ”
Even from h i m you see
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other ”
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liberty of repeating it .
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Then come again said Mr Boffin and hear some more , .
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Come when you like come the day afte r to morrow half an -
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the invitation .
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said Mr Bo ffin rumin ating ; truly wonderful
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that the father had died without a will But afte r twenty .
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o ne years the d efendant s wife died and he very soon aft er ,
family .
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their eyes all round the room And then W e gg sin gly .
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outer c oat and struggled with some object there that was
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lantern blew out the kindled match and cast the end into
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the fire “
I m go i ng W e gg he then announced to take
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a turn about the place and round the yard I don t want .
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W e gg was polite ly beginning when Mr Bo fli n who had , .
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strangled
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Mr Venus he must be followed h e must be watched he
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Why mustn t he asked Venus also strangling , .
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Wh at have you found ? asked Venus clutching him ”
of preposterous gladiators .
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There s no time to tell you n ow I thi n k he must have .
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instantly .
softly and peeped out It was a cloudy night and the black
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shadow of the Mounds made the dark yard darker If not .
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A shovel answered Venus And he knows h ow to use
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it remember fifty times as well as either of us
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If he looks for it and misses it partner suggeste d W e gg , ,
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what shall we do
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First of a ll wait till he does said Venus , , .
the light on once more and was seen standing at the foot of ,
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That can t be the spot to o said Venus .
Now he s freezing ’
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Why he s going up it ! said Venus
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the serpentining walk up the Moun d which he had ,
instantly .
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This is his own Mound whispered W e gg as he recovered , ,
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his wind this one , .
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Why all three are his own returned Venus
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it s the one first left t o him ; the one that was his legacy
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when it was all he took under the will .
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When he shows his light said Venu s keeping watch ,
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upon his dusky figure al l the time drop lower and keep ,
closer .
beaten pole was planted in the ashes there and had been ,
W e gg .
begi nning nor was it his purpose to dig deep Some dozen
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down into the cavity bent over it and took out what , ,
was fill i ng up the hole in the d ark The ashes being easily .
h i s self wil led leg sticking into the ashes about half way
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head enveloped in the skirts O f his coat and his woo d en leg ,
brush brushed his senses into h i m and the dust out O f him .
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You a r e . .
as pale as a candle .
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Physic yourself to mo r row W e g g said Mr BO ffin “
to , ,
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A loss sir ,
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Have you parted with them Mr B o ffi n asked S i las ,
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Yes they re going Mine s as good as gone already
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You mean the little one of the three With the pole atop , ,
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fetched a penny It ll begin to be carted O ff to morrow
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Have you been out to take leave of your old friend sir ,
NO said Mr Bo ffin
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, What the devil put that in your
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head
He was so sudden and rough that W e gg who had been , ,
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Good night he said after having sunk in to a moody
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silence with his hands clasped behind him and his eyes
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Brother said W e gg at length breaking the silence
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you were right and I was wrong I forgot myself
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But comrade pursued W e gg it was never your lot
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Uncle Parker .
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Don t say that comrade retorted W e gg : No d on t
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Comrade said W e gg take a seat Comrade w hat a
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Speaking countenance is yours !
properties came o ff .
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F or clearly do I kn ow mark you pursued W e gg , , ,
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pointing his words with his forefinger clearly do I know ,
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W hat question your expressive features puts to me .
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affabil ity W h y I didn t mention so oner that I had found
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No I can t said Venus
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Your speaking coun tenance said W e gg being answered ,
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answer it ? ”
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Hear me out ! said W e gg “
I m a goin g to Hear ”
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me out ! Man and brother partner in feeli ngs equ ally with ,
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undertakings and actions I have found a cash box ,
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Wh ere
— Hear me out said W e gg (He tried to reserve w hat .
day sir
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duet
D e s e rte d a s y ou wi ll re m e m b e r Mr V e n u s by th e wan i n g m o on
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W h e n s ta rs i t wi ll o c c u r t o y ou b e fore I m en ti on i t pr oc l a i m
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n i gh t s c h e e r l e s s n oo n
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O n t o we r fo r t o r te n te d g ro u n d
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Th e s e n try wa lk s h i s l o n e ly rou n d ,
Th e s e n try wa lk s ; ’
the yard early one afternoon and happ e ned to have an iron ,
wrathful tone
The Pump —When I struck
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it against the Pump and found not only that the top was , ,
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There were papers in it said Venus .
HE R E
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We must know its contents said Venus ,
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Without coming to me ! exclaimed Venus .
W hat we ve seen
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There s som ething in that assented Venus Come to , .
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my place .
key and shut it again as soon as they were within but not
before he had put up and barred the Shutters of the shop
window No one can get in without being let I n said he
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then and we couldn t be more snug than here
,
SO he .
raked together the yet warm cinders in the rusty grate and ,
As the fire cast its flickering gleams h ere and there upon
the dark greasy walls ; the Hindo o baby the African b aby , ,
if they had all been out like their master and were pu nctual , ,
Silas took his seat in silence on the wooden box before the
fire and Venu s dropping into his low chair produced from
, ,
among his skeleto n hands h i s tea tray and teacups and put ,
-
,
“ “
Now S i r said Venu s all is safe and quiet Let us
, ,
”
,
.
O pened the hat box and revealed th e cash box O pened the
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attentively read it .
“ ”
Was I correct in my accou nt of it partner ? said Mr ,
.
W e gg at length,
.
“
Partner you were said Mr Venus , , . .
his co rner .
“
NO s ir said Mr Venus win king his weak eyes an d
, .
,
have any words with you and still less do I want to have ,
“ ”
I mean partner replied Venus slowly that it s hardly
, , , ,
’
“
What do you mean Mr Venus asked W e gg again ,
. .
my art .
”
staggered a ir .
“
There s the Miscellanies of several human spec i mens said
’
,
“
Venus (though you mightn t think i t ) in the box on which
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’
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spec i mens in the lovely compo one beh i nd the d oor with -
”
O f arm s
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I d on t say that I m in any hurry for em
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.
“
You must be wandering in your m ind partner Silas , ,
remons trated .
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Yo u ll exc u se me if I wander returned Venus ; I a m
’
,
“ ”
what has that got to do with your art partner ?
Bu t ,
minutes .
“
Partner said W e g g even more insinuatingly than ,
”
,
“
before I propose that we cut it in half and each keep ,
a half .
“
Venus shoo k his Shock of hair as he replie d It wouldn t , ,
’
, ,
“
th e y h a d contemplated one another don t your speaking ’
,
,
’
countenance say that you re a going to s uggest a middle -
course
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Venus shook his shock of hair as he replied Partner , , ,
you have kept this paper from me once You shall never .
keep it from me again I offer you the box and the label .
, ,
Mr Venus folded the paper now left in his hand and locked
,
.
,
proposed “
A cup of tea partner ?
,
To which Mr W e g g ,
”
.
“
ret u rned Thank ee partner and the tea was made and
,
’
, ,
”
poured out .
bondage and slavery until the time when they should see
fit to permit h i m to purch a se his freedom at the price of
half his possessions If said Mr W e g g by wa y O f perora .
,
.
“
tion he had erred in saying only Halves ! he trusted to
,
”
rection .
“
thoughtful admiration as if you had never left O ff There ,
‘
A e x i l e from h om e s p l e n d ou r d a z z l e s i n v a i n ,
0 gi v e y o u y ou r l o wly Pr e pa r a t i o n s a g a i n ,
Th e b i r d s s tu ffe d s o s we e tly th a t c a n t b e e x p e c te d t o c o m e a t y ou r c a ll
'
,
G i v e y o u t h e s e wi th th e pe a c e of m i n d de a re r th a n a l l .
H om e Hom e Hom e s we e t H o m e !
, ,
’
“
mixture of indignant obstinacy an d tender melancholy to ,
’ ”
There s no more to be said .
“
Ah dear me dear me ! exclaimed W e g g with a sigh
, ,
”
,
when your peace of mind was first laid low that you had ,
dence
Her father rej oined Venus and then stopped to swall ow
, ,
“ ”
more te a her father was mixed up in them
,
.
“ ”
You didn t me ntion her name sir I think ? observed
’
, ,
W e gg pensively
, N 0 you didn t mention her name th at
.
,
’
night .
”
“
Pleasant Riderhood
—
.
In deed cried W e gg “
Pleasant Riderhood There s . .
’
’
to express what she might have been if she hadn t made ,
with her
“
I was down a t the water side said Venus taking a n -
, ,
climate sir ? ,
”
-
And looking for a nice pair of rattlesnakes to a r ti c u ,
under it .
“
Why I remember Mr Venus he said in a tone of
, ,
.
,
“
friendly commiseration, (for I remember every word that
falls fr om you sir) I remember that you said that night
, ,
—
,
‘
you had got up there and then your words was Never ,
’
mind .
its side dried up ; except for its plumage very lik e myse l f
, , .
’
I ve never had the heart to prepare it an d I never shall
.
,
”
have now .
After Silas had left the Sh Op hat box in hand and had ,
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,
’
be ginning by gras ping at Mr Venus s mere straws of hi nts
,
.
,
B URD E N OF W EG G S SO NG 59 1
, ,
“
Look out for a fall my Lady Du s twom an sa id W e gg , , .
there thoug
,
he went back .
,
’
Dustman
Havin g now composed his m ind for slumber he turned ,
homeward Such was the greed Of the fellow that his mind
.
,
’ ’
That s what would happen to him if he didn t buy us u p .
“
He s grown too fo n d of money for that said W e gg
’
,
:
with his own foot and forte with his wooden leg ,
“
He s ,
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of MO N EY .
”
,
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G RO W N too FO ND of MO N E Y
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5 94 OUR MUTU AL F RI E ND
bare living and quietly to die untouched by workh ouse hand s
, ,
’
Nothing had been heard of her at Mr B offi n s house Since .
she trudged o ff The weather had been hard and the roads
.
gone worse with her than she had foreseen and Sh e was put ,
stealing over her ; darker and ever darker l ike the shadow ,
dance with the laws of the physi cal world for all the Light ,
to be qu ite well known for some short weeks and then again ,
passed on .
She would take her stand in market places where there were -
,
(that was seldom very busy) portion of the little quiet High
Street ; at still other times she wou ld explore the outlying
roads for great houses and would ask leave at the Lodge to
,
pass in w ith her basket and would not ofte n get it But , .
and her hopefu l speech In these and her clean dress originated
.
a fable that she was well to do in the world one might say ,
its subj ect which costs nobody anything this class of fable ,
the rustle of the rushes ; and from the bridge you may see
the young river dimpled like a young child playfully gliding
, ,
HIGD E NS
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B E TTY P ILGRIM AG E 5 95
away among the trees u npolluted by the d e fil e m e n ts th at ,
terror you have so long fled from most beset you come to , ,
’
as I Shirk it My breast is softer th an the pau per nurs e s ;
.
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wards Come to me !
.
There was abu ndant place for gentler fancies too in her , ,
feel any O f the wonder about her that Sh e felt about them ,
would they have understoo d it ? B l ess the dear child ren for
his sake anyhow ! SO with the humbler hou ses in th e little
,
light into the street— ate or drank or wore what they sol d
,
“
sleeping place Ah me ! The d ead and I seem to have it
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.
hear a newspaper read out and would learn how the Regi strar ,
General cast up the units that had within the last week died
of want and of exposure to the weather : for which that Re
cording Angel seemed to have a regular fixed place in his
sum as if they were its halfpence All such things Sh e would
, .
them and from all such things she would fly with the wings
,
of raging Despair .
many .
outside an inn with her little wares for sale when the
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, .
598 O UR MUTUAL F RI E ND
hersel f by the utmost exercise of h e r resolution the poor ,
to flight Nor did she feel safe until she had set a mil e o r
.
recover breath Not until then for the first time did she
.
market booths and the old grey church and the little crowd
, ,
agai n as bad and had been for some days better and was
, ,
barge was being towed towards her and she sat down on ,
such a confu sion stole i nto her mind that she thought she
saw the forms of her dead ch i ldren and dead grandchildren
peopling the barge and waving their hands to her in solemn
,
and a man who m she had never before seen held a candle
close to her face .
she was
I am the Lock said the man ,
.
The Lock
I a m the Deputy Lock on j ob and this is the L ock , ,
’
house (Lock or Deputy Lock it s all one while the t other
.
,
’
Parish be d directly ,
wildly feel i ng about her for her basket and gazing at him ,
in affright .
“
You ll be asked the question down town said the man
’
,
.
’
They won t let you be more than a Casual there They ll
’
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, ,
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.
”
What amount O f small change Missis he said with an , ,
“
ab s tracted air after a little meditation
,
might you call a ,
morsel of money
Hurriedly emptying her pocket old Betty laid down on the ,
table a shil l ing and two six penn y pieces and a few pence
, ,
.
,
“
and pocketing the coins one by one as earns his living by , ,
She was gone out of the Lock house as soon as he gave her -
seeing what she fled from in the sky glare of the l ights of ,
-
among which she got bewildered and lost That night she .
, ,
back to her protectors nor even form the idea The over ,
.
life were passing away from her She coul d not have s wa l .
lowed food though a table had been spread for her in the
,
next field The day was cold and we t but she scarcely
. .
while it was yet daylight and being found alive She had n o ,
.
Sewn in the breast of her gown the money to pay for her ,
burial was still intact If she could wear through the day .
,
and then lie down to die under cover of the darkness she ,
breast along with the money and the gentlefolks woul d say
, ,
Betty Higden she was true to it and while she lived she ,
see me through it
By what visionary ha n ds she was led along upon that
6 04 O UR MUTUAL F RI E ND
j o u rney O f escape from the Samaritan ; by what voices ,
fancied the dead chil d in her arms again and times innu ,
“
Water meadows or such like she had sometimes mur
-
, ,
head and taken any note O f the real obj ects about her .
”
the Power and the Glory said Betty Higden holding up her , ,
“ ’
withered hands that I have come t o my j ourney s end
,
tion in the wa ter She placed her orderly little basket at her
.
side and sank upon the grou n d supporting herself agai nst
, ,
It had held o u t for this and it departe d when this was done , .
“ ”
I am safe here was her last be numbed thought , When .
:k s a: a:
certainly .
N O .
”
No Most solemnly
. .
”
NO Most solemnly
. .
”
NO F aithfu l ly
. .
My name is Lizzie He x a m .
”
The answer is the ready pressure of her lips upon the cold
but s mi li ng mouth .
not untroubled voice for his heart misgave him that all was
,
not quite right between u s and our si s ter— or say our sister
in Law— Poor Law— an d that we sometimes read these words
in an awful manner over our Sister an d ou r Brother too
,
.
hoped because our Sister had been more than his mother
,
.
that we are all alike i n death and we mi ght turn them down ,
'
crowds
Near unto the Reverend F rank Mi l v e y as he read stood
his little wife John Rok e s m i th th e Secretary and Bella
, ,
Wilfer These over and above Sloppy were the mou rners
.
, ,
“
I ve took it in my head said Sloppy laying it i n c on
’
, , ,
“
solable against the church door when all was done : I ve
, ,
’
, ,
stant crew .
“ ’
Sh e warn t sir said Sloppy taking this ghostly counsel
, , ,
for ou rs elves sir She went through with whatever duty she
, .
with the Minders she went through with herself she went , ,
head from the church d oor and took it back to the grave in ,
“
the corner and laid it down th ere and wept alone Not a
very poor grave said the Reverend F rank Mi l ve y brushing
.
,
”
, ,
“
his hand across his eyes whe n it has that homely figure on ,
gate The water wheel of the paper mill was audi b le there
.
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,
asked for their instructions This was merely how she had .
heard the groan ; and what had afterwards passed and how ,
had just accompanied the mto the churchyard and how the
, ,
“
I could not have done it all or n early all of myself , , ,
“
said Lizzie I should not have wanted th e will ; but I
.
partner .
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61 0 O UR MUTU AL F RI E ND
an influence on her own life and fortunes and her i nterest ,
room and had come down the mill bell rang This called , .
being engaged i n pursuing the vil lage chil dren and her ,
undertaken Mr Rok e s m i th ,
.
”
By all means said the Secretary , .
“ ”
I s u ppos e fa l te r e d Bella that we a r e bo th c o m m i s s ron e d
, , ,
’
or we shouldn t both be here
”
I suppose SO was the Secretary s answer ’
.
.
,
“
Bella Mrs Bo ffin urged me to do so in order that I might
,
.
give her my smal l repo rt—i t s not worth anyth ing Mr Roke
,
’
.
,
smith except for its being a woman s — which indeed with you ’
He x a m .
”
“
You think well of her Mr Ro k e s m i th pursued Bell a, ,
.
“ ”
I th ink highly of her .
“
There is a shade of sadness upon her that is quite touch
ing At least I — I am not setting up my own poor opinion
.
,
EQ U AL TE RM S ES TAB LI SH E D 61 1
“
Secretary in a lower voice be the res ul t of the false ,
d e n l y said
“
Oh Mr Ro k e s m i th don t be hard with me d on t be
,
.
,
’
,
’
“
The Se c re ta r y a s s u d d e n l y b r i gh te n e d and returned Upon ,
“
Thank you said Bella holding out her little hand
, , .
F orgive me .
”
there were tears in her eyes and they were prettier in his ,
the shadow so long on him quite thr own O ff and cast away ,
“
about Lizzie He x a m So was I going to speak to you if I
.
-
,
”
could have begun .
t owards herself .
“
Yes said Bella nodding thoughtfully ; I understand
, , .
“
You m a y not have noticed Mis s Wilfer that she has , ,
6I a OU R MUTU AL F RI E ND
the same kind of i nterest i n you that you have in her Just .
“
I cer tainly have not noticed it retu rn ed Bella agai n , ,
“
italicising with the dimple and I should have given her ,
credit for
The Secretary with a smile held up h i s hand so plainly ,
“
interposing not for better taste that Bella s colour ,
” ’
“
so resumed th e Secretary
,
”
if you wo u l d spe ak ,
with her alone before we go away from here I feel quite sure ,
that a natu ral and eas y confidence would ari se betwee n you .
, .
“
j e c t And I am added the Secreta ry a tte r a moment for
”
.
, ,
”
a Special reaso n very an xi ous ,
.
of the least use ; for I feel aft er the serious scene of to day ,
-
,
”
Don t say that u rged the Secretary
’
,
.
Oh but I mean that said Bella rai sin g her eye b rows ” ’
, ,
.
, ,
”
who lighte ns the burden of it for any one els e .
‘
But I assure you I d on t Mr Ro k e s m i th said Bel la ’
,
.
,
half crying .
He thinks s o .
”
“
It is enough if he only thi nks so sa id the Secre tary ,
.
”
yours elf .
“
Mr Ro k e s m i th it seems so long since we spoke together
.
,
don t you
’
You know I feel a true respect for h i m and am ,
61 4 O UR MU TU AL F RI E ND
Assenting W I th a movement of his head though not at a l l ,
”
a settled purpose .
“
And a good one I h Op e said Bella , , .
at her .
“
You are right again ; it is I woul d do anything fo r .
”
how I esteem that good good woman , .
“
As I do too ! May I ask you one thin g more Mr , .
Ro k e s m i th
“
Anythi ng more .
her pain .
”
“ ”
I am generally the u n fortunate cause of it .
“
I often overhear her in her honest and beautifu l devotion
,
same steady look but I cannot asse r t that she ever says
,
so to me .
”
lilies ; but the sky was not bare of its beau tiful blu e a n d ,
it had in its time reflected could pass across its surface again ,
.
,
was coming from the paper mill and Bella detached herself -
,
“
I am afraid it is a poor room for you said Lizzie with , ,
the fireside .
“
Not so poor as you think my dear returned Bella if , , ,
”
you knew all Indeed though attaine d by so m e won d erful
.
,
The day was closing as the two girls looked at one a nother
by the fireside The dusky room was lighte d by the fire Th e
. .
grate might have been the old bra zier an d the glow might ,
“ ’ “
It s quite new to me said Lizzie to be visited by a ,
”
beginning can t we ,
’
Lizzie took the pretty little hand that was hel d out in a s '
, ,
’
and taking Lizzie s arm as if they were goi ng out for a walk
‘ '
'
,
“
I am commissioned with something to say and I dare say ,
' ’
I shall say it wrong but I won t if I can help it It i s in
.
, .
With this exord i um Bella set forth that request of Liz zie s ,
’
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.
,
.
'
“ “
I had n o d o u b t said Lizzie that you were the Mis s ,
”
,
unknown friend is
Unknown friend my dear said Bella ,
.
”
I S hould have been glad to thank him returned Lizzie ,
.
let me thank him some day You asked me has it any thing .
to do
It or the accusation itself Bella put i n ,
.
“
Did you come here to escap e from h i m Lizzie ,
violence .
“
I should be even that if I met him about h e re I look , .
“
Are you afraid of anything he may do to himse l f in
London my dear ?
,
“
Then it would almost see m dear said Bella quaintly, , , ,
‘
was trickling down with blo od as he said to me Then I ,
in me since .
”
“
D oes he love you
Lizzie shook her head .
“
Lizzie dear Why ? asked Bella in amazement at
, ,
”
I see I see
. .
There was sil ence between them Lizzie with a dro oping .
,
head glanced down at the glow in the fire where her firs t
,
.
fancies had been nursed and her first escape made from the ,
grim life out of which she had plucked her brother, fore
seeing her reward .
“
You know all now Sh e s aid raising her eyes to Bella s , ,
’
.
“ “
And wear out too said B e lla soothingly this weakness ,
”
, ,
“ ’ ”
No I don t want to wear that out was the flushed
.
,
“
reply nor do I want to believe nor do I believe that he
, , ,
’
B e lla s expressive little eyebrows remonstrated with the
fire for some short time before she rej oined
“
Don t think that I press you Liz zie ; but wouldn t you
’
,
’
anything
The question was so directly at variance with Bella s views ’
c o u r a g e m e n ts ,
and best obj ects that I carry through my ,
made me I should lose almost all the value that I put upon
.
and hard and brown when I rowed on the river with father
, ,
see them n o w .
”
them .
“ ”
It was late upo n a wretched night said Lizzie when , ,
62 2 OUR MUTUAL F RI E ND
a certainty of not going wro n g—what I thought I should
never say to any o n e Does that l ook ill ? .
,
”
,
there
“
Limited little b suggested Bella with her eyebrows ,
raised
A heart well worth w inning and w
.
.
,
that once won goes thro u gh fire and water for the winner
, , ,
, .
they were friends and p ledges that she would soon come ,
“
You look rather se rious Miss Wilfer was the Secre , ,
She had nothing else to tell him but that Liz zie He xa m s -
’
F rank and Mrs F rank and Sloppy and Bella and the .
,
B E LL A AND THE SE CRE TARY AGAIN 62 3
“ “
Can you believe Mr Ro k e s m i th said Bella that I feel
, .
,
”
,
cottage
We have crowded a good d e al into the day he returned , ,
”
over tired
-
.
“
No I am not at all tired I have not quite expressed
, .
F or good I hope ,
without inj uring your dress Now it will be too heavy and
too long Let me carry this end over my arm as you have
.
,
”
no arm to give me .
Yes she had though How she got it out in her muffled
, .
about it
“
I i nfer that it must be becau se I feel just as she felt
”
about it .
“ ”
And h ow was that do you mean to say sir ? asked , ,
help her When she took her O pposite place in the carriage
.
prefer to see the night and the stars in the light of h e r lovely
little countenance to looking out of window , .
62 4 O UR MUTU AL F RI E ND
O hoofer lady fascin ating h oofer lady ! If I were but
,
eyes and Ope n ing their red ones when they pre p ared to let
the h oofer lady pass .
62 6 O UR MUTU AL F RI E ND
indeed F ine in more ways than one I think ! I d give
.
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,
’
, ,
”
Please .
’
There s a pretty O bj ect for a parent s eyes !
’
, ,
“
rating him wi th great severity fit for nothing b u t to be ,
glass bottle as a Sight for other swipey chil dren o f his own
'
, ,
ang ry remarks .
,
”
.
’
”
do and O h do And why do you ? .
“
Won t do so any more Won t indeed Pr ay
’
.
’
.
way bad boy and let me have your room instead of your
, ,
”
company for one half minute .
she kept h er hand before her eyes He was sorry but his .
,
“ ’
iss ,
Wren taking away her hand after a little W hile and laugh
, ,
’
me You wouldn t get what you want of me no not if
‘
.
, ,
’
Are you so obstinate on the subj ect of a doll s dress for
my godchild
Ah ! returned Miss Wren with a hitch of her chin
”
,
a doll s dress— o r —
.
and give it up
Her degraded charge had come back and Wa s standing ,
’
G ive em to me and get back into your corner you ,
”
naughty O l d thing ! said Miss Wren as sh e turned and ,
sit there till I come back You dare to move out of your .
,
’
reason why .
door key in her pocket and her c rutch stick in her hand
- -
,
marched o ff
-
.
’
Jenny Wren s bad boy trying to make up his mind to cross
the road .
make another l oop woul d all but have his foot on the
,
of him .
and had d ined alone there Eugene drew a chair t o the fire .
sake .
“
My dear Mortimer you are the express picture of con ,
“
My dear Eugene you are the express picture of dis
,
”
been ?
“
I have been replied r a yb u r n
,
—about town I have W ,
.
“
You have fallen into the hands of the Jews Eugene , .
“
Having again paused as before Eugene said : I don t ,
’
know that e ither But tell me Did you ever see me take
,
. .
for information .
”
“
I asked y ou for information Eugene said Mortimer , , ,
reproachfully .
“
Dear boy I know it but I can t give it I thirst for
, ,
’
.
,
’
.
same way In the present task I have not got beyond this
.
’
now But it would be premature in this stage and it s not ,
”
the character O f my mind .
Lightwood was shaking his head over the air with which
his friend held forth thus— a n air so whimsically O pen and
argumentative as al most to deprive what he said O f the
appearance O f evasion — when a s h u fii i n g was heard at the ’
to the door .
”
O f a lady O f my acquaintance . .
, ,
“
wood stared at the O bscene V isitor from th e manner O f ,
”
views here .
“ ”
It will be necessary I think he O bserved to win d up , , ,
’
With a stupid stare ,
’
.
“
Mr Dolls collapsed in his chair and fain tly said Three
.
,
penn orth Ru m
’
.
”
“
Will you do me the favour my dear Mortimer to wind , ,
“ ”
up Mr Dolls agai n
.
? said Eugene I am occupied with .
the fumigation .
”
DO you Mist W r a yb u r n
,
“
I a m er man said Mr Dolls t r ying to smite himself
, .
,
”
vicinity of his eye er do it I am er man er do it ,
. .
sternly .
“
E r give up that d r e c ti o n .
Dolls rolled his head for some time awakening the highest ,
“
What do you mean then ? ”
Th r e e p e nn o r th Rum
”
late intellectual triumph replied ,
’
.
a s this
fair or foul .
,
’
,
you want .
“
Ten shillings Th r e e pe n n o r th s Rum said Mr Dolls -
’
,
. .
,
. ,
“
Y o u shall have it Stop at that How will you get . .
‘
Get on rej oined Eugene tapping his palsied head with
,
”
own d r e c ti o n .
“
Get it then said Eugene ; addi n g very heartily u nder ,
’
drink them all one atop of another and drink yourself dead
:
, ,
shovel .
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Eugene picked up his worn out hat with the tongs clapped -
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arm s length — conducted him down stairs and out O f the
’
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“
I ll wash my hands of M r Dolls— physically
’
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,
“
Eugene and be with you again directly Mortimer
, ,
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do without him .
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I can t b e a m u s e d O n this theme said Mortimer rest
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, ,
“ “
Well ! cried Eugene ”
I am a little ashamed O f it ,
”
myself and therefore let u s change the subject
, .
“
It is SO deplorably underhanded said Mo rtimer It ,
”
.
“
We have changed the subj ect ! exclaim e d Eugene ”
,
“
airily . We have found a new one in that word scout ,
.
but sit down and I ll tell you something that you really
,
’
, ,
agai n .
“
Your s u bj ect said Mortimer after lighting a cigar
, , ,
“
and comforting himself with a whi ff or two was scouts , ,
Eugene .
”
but I find mysel f at ten ded always by one scout and O ften , ,
by two
Lightwood took his cigar fr o m his lips in surprise and ,
“
On my honou r no said W r a y b u r n answering the look , ,
’’
,
“
and smiling carelessly I don t wonder at your supposing ’
,
’
the kettle dr u m s Reading of an instrumental passage are
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,
“
I wish Eugene you would speak a little more soberly
, ,
and so a ware of being made rid iculou s that I see him chafe ,
n ight .
”
THE P L EASUR E S O F THE CH ASE 63 9
”
the chase .
Eugene with the cal mest indi fference ; but I dare say he
,
your feet Morti mer for we shall try your boots When
,
.
,
’
the schoolma ster But they both saw him before they got
.
“ “ ”
Get your wind said Eugene for I am O ff d irectly
, ,
.
your W ind I am O ff
At what a rate he went to breathe the schoolmaster and ,
,
'
him sharp round again and they almost ran agai nst Bradley ,
Headstone .
“
And you see as I wa s Saying, Mortimer remarked ,
'
’
It was not too Strong a phrase for the occa sion Look i ng .
like the hunted and not the hunter baffled worn with the
, , ,
“
Nothing wrong Mortim er 9 ,
NO .
“
I am ho r ribly wakeful
How comes t h at about I wonder ,
’
Eugen e I cannot lose S ight O f that fellow s face
,
.
“I
Odd said Eugene with a light laugh
,
”
can , ,
. And
turn ed over and fell asleep again ,
.
6 42 OU R MUTU AL FRI E ND
Granted that he may not have held it necessary to make
,
,
.
“
T he watchman looked at it and asked : Who for 9 ,
Mr W r a yb u r n
. .
”
”
It s very late
’
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,
There were two voices The words they uttered were not .
wood could have seen the face which kept him awake staring ,
“ “
Not there said Bradley but she mig ht have been
,
”
,
.
.
The head arose to its former height from the ground floated ,
“
Oh ! said the watchman
”
Here he is . .
“
This man is leavi ng a letter for Mr Lightwood the .
,
“
watch m an explained showing it in his hand ; and I was ,
, ,
’ ”
and my business ain t nobody else s b usiness ’
.
“’
Scuse me said the man wh o appeared to have been
,
’’
Governor 9
I don t know what you mean ’
.
,
’
wood my first finger he s one ain t h e ? Well might you
, ,
’
“
Ho or oa r ! cried the man ” “
Ho or oa r T other T other .
’ ’
way of
“
Don t make such a noise at this dead hour Of the night
’
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, ,
“
coming hoarsely confidential The T other Governor he s .
’ ’
“
What is that to me 9
TO th e r e s t Governo r returned the man in a tone of i n
’
,
“
j ured innocence if you don t care to hear no more don t
,
’
,
’
‘ ’
says My Lord I am a honest man Put me in the witness
box anywhere —I don t care where— and I says the same to
.
, ,
’
wot it is to be soft Na t r a l l y I do
,
’
It would be a wonder
. .
out.
”
might be worth knowi ng what this stran ge man s bus i nes s was ’
6 46 O UR MUTU AL FRI E ND
which is a unsatisfy i ng sort of food wo te v e r a man s app c ,
’
on this here bundle under my arm and bear in mind that '
,
ta i n e d attention .
name if I tried
,
“
You r name is Riderhood .
“
I m blest if it ain t returned that gentleman
’ ’
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”
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’
I don t know your n
’
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”
“ ’
That s quite another thing said Bradley I never , .
”
supposed you did .
“
that Rog u e Riderhood by George ! seemed to be made ,
instrument Can I u s e i t 9 .
They had walked along the Strand and into Pall Mall , ,
the long vista at the end O f which he saw th ose two figures
of W r a y b u r n and Liz zie on which his eyes were fix e d —that
at least a good half mile was traversed before he Spoke again
-
.
Odd ,
if you like — u p stream was the sullen reply ,
”
.
How is it call ed 9
P l a s h wa te r Weir Mill Lock .
THE RO GU E SU SP ICI O N S 6 47
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. .
,
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Riderhood farin g o n again ,
as looks well and goes fu r ,
.
F or you .
”
, ,
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something that was self evid ent O course I know very -
.
“
You have no goodwill towards this W r a y b u r n said ,
’
as if he were dragged to it .
NO .
”
Neither have I .
to be agreed w
.
, . .
, ,
you .
“
Say th at it does SO return ed Bradley with quivering ,
’
,
“
is there no cause for it 9
Cause enough I ll bet a poun d ! c ried Mr Riderhood ,
’ ”
. .
Haven t you you rself declared that the fellow has heaped
’
the sole O f his foot Are you so hopeful or so stu pid , as not .
6 48 O UR MUTU AL F RI E ND
to kno w that he and the other will treat your app l ication
with conte mpt and light their cigars with it 9
,
“ ’
I shouldn t wonder if they did by George said Rider , ,
“
If they did ! They will Let me ask you a question . .
speech
Yes Not to speak to h er To s e e her—anywhere
.
“ ‘
. . .
”
not sin c e the day of Gaffer s death ’
.
questioner .
“
Curse the name ! Is it so agreeable to you that you
want to hear it again
“
Oh ! Him said Riderhood who had craftily worked ,
among a thousand
“
Did you Bradley tried to ask it quietly ; but do ,
what he might with his voice he could not subdue his face ,
,
’
not veil from the eyes of the ignorant Riderhood the with
held question next in h i s breast You shall put it plain if .
“ ’
“
Well was he insolent to her too asked B radley aft er
65 0 O UR MUTUAL F RI E ND
again Here is the country road and here is the day Both
.
, .
”
have come upon me by surprise .
“
It 13 of no consequence I know where to find you and .
,
pas sion wasted night bird with respectable feathers the worst
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,
little t raversed ways and b y and bye reached school and home
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,
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his ne ck : a scholas tic h untsman c lad for the field with his ,
Evil Spirits in the night that was newly gone He had been .
M E ANING MI SC HI E F
without the h i nt .
4
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It seems to me said M rs La m m l e that you have had
,
.
,
“ “
What seems to you said Mr La m m l e to h ave b een ,
”
.
,
.
matter .
”
swear .
”
“ ’
You needn t take the trouble of swearing said Mr ,
.
La m m l e to the skeleton ; “
once more it does n t matte r ,
’
.
“
Good an account In what way ? asked Mrs La m m l e . .
6 52 O UR MUTUAL F RI E ND
In the way of getting credit an d living well , ,
said Mr .
La m m l e .
the skeleton .
“
Smas h is to happen next said Mr La m m l e to the same ,
.
authority .
with toast the skeleton retired into the closet and shut
, ,
itself up .
“
Sophronia said M r La m m l e when the servant had
,
.
,
“
she did attend and then went on ,
I want to take counsel .
“
Have you no scheme on foot that wil l bring in any
thing 9
Mr La m m l e pl u nged into his whiskers for reflection and
.
,
“
came out h Op e l e s s : No ; as adventurers we are obliged to
play rash games for chances of high winnings and there has ,
“
She was resuming Have you nothing when he ,
stopped her .
We Soph ronia
,
We we we .
,
.
Fl e d g e b y .
‘
Knew him Cautioned me against him before I got into
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body else .
65 4 O UR MUTUAL F RI E ND
She cast about in her thoughts aga i n and he kept h is eyes ,
“
Of course I have repeatedly thought of the Boffin s
, ,
”
Sophro ni a b e resumed after a fr u itless silence
, but I , ,
“
”
.
“
If he could be got rid of 9 said Sh e brightening a little , ,
“
Take time Sophronia observed her watchful husband
, , ,
in a patronising manner .
”
Take time Sophronia , .
“
Miserly too my dear ; which i s far the most un promis
,
my consc i ence
And we know what a conscience it is my soul Yes 9 ,
.
“
I rather lik e that said La m m l e ,
”
.
-
AS to insinuate that ou r sensitive delicacy and honour ,
“
she resumed with a bitter stress upon the phrase would
, ,
“
Once more Sophronia observed La m m l e chan ging the
, , ,
”
leg on which he Stood I rather like that ,
.
”
his Secreta ry there would be a weak place made
,
.
SO P HR O NI A E X P O UND S 655
Go on expo u nding Sophroni a I begin to li ke this , .
very much .
”
“
Having in ou r unimpeachable rectit u de done him the
, ,
Probably said La m m l e ,
”
.
mak ing it the subject of his cogi tat ions he seemed to have ,
He stood pon derin g an d she sat loo king at the du sty fire ,
and the fear were rev ived in her of his hand or his foot .
”
But the dear child said La m m l e with a crooked smile , , ,
quarrel with the girl They will never punish the girl We . .
“
Well ! cried La m m l e shruggi ng h is shoulders
”
so be , ,
should fail to move him to a n angry outb u rst if his wife was
there And as to the girl herself—as I am going to betray
,
“ ”
It wouldn t do to write for an appointment ? said ’
La m m l e .
“
No certainly n ot They would wonder among them
, .
prepared .
“
Call a n d ask to see him alone 9 suggested La m m le
,
.
“ ’
pass the windows an d heard to knock and ring Here s .
Fl e d ge b y said La m m l e “
He admires you and has a high
”
.
, ,
“
Mr Fl e d ge b y said Mrs La m m l e giving him a very
.
,
”
.
,
“
gracious reception so glad to see you ! My poor dear ,
,
’
”
do it .
“ “
E xactly so c r ied Mrs La m m l e and when he says to
,
.
,
,
’
.
”
’
didn t see that opening but she spies it out and cuts into ,
”
it as soon as it s mad e ) ’
“
Alfred dear Mr Fl e d g e b y discussed with me th i s
, .
,
Really 9 said Fl e d ge b y .
Oh yes ,
Here Mrs La mm l e brought her handkerchief .
ability to tide over a very short time might save all appear
an oes .
”
O h ! said Fl e d g e b y
“ ”
Then you th i nk Mrs La m m l e .
,
.
,
“
Blessings on you dearest Mr Fl e d g e b y ,
.
, ,
a one — upon it ?
”
a -
Good morning !
“
I may depe nd upon your promptitude dearest Mr ,
.
Fl e d g e b y 9
MR
. P LE D G ERY D E P ART S ON HI S ND
E RR A OF ME RC Y
C HAP T ER X III
investigating the drawers and prying here and there for any
,
,
”
.
’
“
commentary delivered with a wink but my precaution ,
.
”
’
This some one was the dolls dressmaker with a little ,
basket on her arm and her crutch stick in her hand Her
,
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.
“
Hope I see you well S ir said Miss Wren , ,
Mr Riah . .
in ? ‘
“
I have more friends than one sir I h O pe replied Miss , , ,
“
Wren . Which friend ?
“
Never mind said Mr Fl e d ge b y shutting up one eye
,
”
.
, ,
tolerable 9
Somewhat confounded Miss Wren parried the pleasantry , ,
sil enc e
“
I beg your pardon s i r but I am used to find Mr Riah , ,
.
’
W ant to buy my poor little two Shil lings worth of waste .
,
’
”
work .
“
I let you have it ? said Fl e d ge b y turning his head ”
you ? ”
“ ”
Suppose ? exclaimed Miss Wren He said that day .
, ,
“ ’
The old cock in black said ? Riah said ? Why he d ,
Or ,
.
him .
”
“
One of his dodges said Mr Fl e d ge by with a cool and ,
.
,
“
contemptuous shrug He s made of dodges He said to
.
’
.
‘
e Come up to the top of the house sir and I ll Show you , ,
’
the dodgers .
I assure you .
, _
other caller but was also a retort upon Miss Wren for her
,
he by n o means d isapproved .
was a rustle and a tap and then some more rustling and ,
“
A fine day Si r remarked Fl e d g eb y , ,
’’
.
“
ing house Then h e started and Said : I beg your pardon
-
.
,
“
I sai d remarked Fl e d ge b y a l i ttl e l ouder than before
” '
, , ,
”
it was a fine day .
.
,
” “
right sir he rej oined with Spirit
, ,
You indicate the ge n erou s .
”
a coincidence Mr Twemlow ; here he descended from h i s
,
.
’
The La m m l e s She s a very taking and agreea ble woman 9
.
“
Conscience s m ote the gentle Twemlow pale Yes he .
,
”
“ ”
said. She is .
“
And when she appealed to me this mornin g to come ,
acqua i nted with the natu re of the affairs that are transacted
here I S there anyth ing I can do for you here 9 You have
. .
place ; and perhaps you are but a poor man of busi ness .
gentleman .
“ “
It s not that sir returned Twemlow it s not that I
’
, , ,
’
.
’
t other But I know this is a place where even a m a n of
.
“ ”
You are very good said Twemlow falterin g But I , , .
am most unwilling
“
I don t you know proceeded Fl e d g e b y with an ill
’
, , ,
“
favoured glance entertain the vanity of supposing that my
,
dark ; eh Mr Twemlow ?
,
.
civil o fficer with a family who had wanted money for change ,
“
said Twemlow always to observe great economy being i n
, ,
l ook u pon this one only debt of his life as a regular quarterly
“ ”
drawback and no worse when his name had some way
, ,
,
.
,
’
in it must come
,
.
“
B ut supposing sir said Twemlow downcast that it
, , , ,
’
can t come ?
“
Then retorted Fl e d ge b y you must go yo u k now
,
” “
, ,
.
,
.
leaned his innocent head upon his hand and moaned a little ,
“
However said Fle d g e b y appearing to pl uck up his
,
”
,
“
spirits we ll h Op e it s n o t so bad as that comes to If
,
’ ’
.
,
’
.
,
’
in who yo u are and I ll tell h i m you re my frien d and I ll
, ,
’ ’
,
“
I thank you again and again sir said Twemlow I , ,
.
The old man clasped the Skirt of his long coat with his
disengaged hand and directed a wistfu l look at Fl e d ge b y , .
And d on t said Fl e d g e b y “ ’
,
”
don t I entreat you as a ,
’
Mr T wemlow
. .
”
“
I have made such a failure proceeded Fl e d ge b y “
in ,
”
,
,
’
I ve hardly a hope of doing anything with you for my friend
(and connexion indeed ) Mr Twemlow B u t I do think that . .
,
’
’
you press Mr Twemlow ? You can t have any spite against
.
no S ign in them .
“
Mr Twemlow is no connexion of yours Mr R i ah said
.
,
.
,
Fl e d ge b y ; “
you can t want to be even with h i m for having ’
him to b e r a c k e d .
. .
“
In full an d Slap down do you mean Mr Riah ? asked , , .
”
The old man lifted up his eyes once more to the little eyes
in Mr Fl e d g e b y s head with some revivi n g hope that th e
.
’
“
Mr Riah it s of no use my holding back the fact
.
,
’
.
”
low s case and y o u know it
’
, .
“
I know it the old man admitted ”
.
party s money ?
’ ”
, ,
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Not at all caring for and indeed as it seems to m e , , ,
, ,
“
the precious kick u p and row that will come o ff between
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. .
,
“
Don t mention it an swered Fl e d ge b y
’ “
It s a failure
,
”
.
’
Mr Riah
. .
”
“
Do not deceive yourself Mr Twemlow said the Jew ,
.
, ,
must pay in full and you cannot pay too promptly or you
, ,
of the blind and have his silent laugh out with his back to
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67 2 O UR MUTUAL F RI E ND
his subordinate When he turned rou nd again with a com
.
place and the dolls dressmaker sat behind the door with a
,
’
look of horror .
young lady Mr Riah and she has been waiting long enough
, .
,
too Sell her her waste please an d give her good measure
.
, ,
with such scrap s as she was u sed to buy ; but his merry ,
”
There my Cinderella dear said the old man in a whisper
, , ,
“ ’
and with a w orn out look the basket s full now Bless
-
,
.
, .
”
You are not the godmother at all ! said she You are .
dear Liz zie is sold and betrayed I shall k n ow who sold and ,
”
betrayed her !
67 4 O UR MUTUAL F RI E ND
the screw in a creakin g and stiff manner was very noticeable ,
’
.
’
. .
, ,
round the place with adm iring eyes The fire bein g low .
and fitfu l and the dusk gloomy the wh ole stock seemed to
, ,
all behin d hand but appe ared as the flame rose and fell
-
, , ,
glass eyed dogs and du cks and birds The big headed babies
-
.
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“
You see Mr Venus I ve lost no time said Mr Boffin
, .
,
’
,
. .
Here I am .
it for granted 9
No sir I expect no one but the present company
,
. .
, ,
company .
“ “
Si r said Mr Venu s ,
before entering upon business I .
, ,
s hall have to ask you for your word and honour that we are
”
i n confidence .
‘
Let s wait a bit and understan d what the expression
’
“
means answered Mr Boffin ,
In confiden ce for how long 9 . .
way I O pen the business with you rel y ing upon your
.
,
it without my knowledge
,
.
“
That sounds fair said Mr Bo ffi n I agree to that ,
”
. . .
word and how you can h ave that without my honour too , ,
,
”
never knew the two thin gs go into separate heaps .
“ “
ta te d and said Very true sir ; and again Very true ”
, , , , ,
“
Mr Boffin if I confess to y ou that I fell into a proposal
.
,
to have b een the subj ect you will allow me to mention and , ,
his stout stick with his chin resting upon them and with , ,
someth ing leering and whi msical in his eyes gave a nod and ,
“ ”
s aid Quite so Venus
, , .
“
That proposal sir was a conspiring breach of your con , ,
,
.
,
into it .
”
nod an d placidly repeate d, Quite so Venu s
, ,
.
“
anatomist went on or that I ever viewed myself with any,
Quite so Venus , .
”
“
And now sir said Venus having prepared your min d
, , ,
”
in the rough I will articulate the details
,
With which .
pausing dubiously .
“
Mr BoffI n si m ply answered as aforesaid :
. Quite so ,
Venus .
, , ,
“ “
Now sir said Venu s finishing off
, ,
you best know ,
what was in that Dut c h bottle and why you dug it up and ,
’
took it away I don t pretend to know anything more
.
.
amends I can make you for having ever gone into it I make ,
’
I ve got ? And how am I to set about it 9 When am I to
get my money ready ? When am I to make a bid ? You
’
haven t tol d me when he threatens to drop down upon me .
”
“ ”
listened attentively I suppose said he with a gleam of
.
, ,
“ ’
hope there s no doubt about the genuineness and date of
,
It s in my possession sir
’
, .
,
”
. .
Venus .
see a pair of shoes at the end of his tail Get your head .
little dusty but he s very like you in tone Are you right
,
’
.
,
sir ? ”
W e gg came stumping in “
Partner said that gentleman .
,
”
“
i n a sprightly manner how s yourself 9 ’
,
“
Tolerable returned Mr Venus ,
Not much to boast of
”
. . .
picking up faste r but your soul s too large for your body
,
’
An d I wi p e ll l dge wi th
his partner as he turned his back again and turned his key ,
aga i n .
‘
There s nothin g new I suppose 9 said V e n u s re s u m i n g
’
,
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_
” '
,
“
Yes there is sir replied W e gg
,
“
there was something
, ,
“
Mr Bofli n 9 inquired Venu s with a glance towards the
.
,
’
alligator s yard or two of smile .
“
Mister be blowed cried W e gg yieldi ng to his honest ,
‘
’ ’
to overlook the carting and to watch th e work That s .
“
Remembe r he doesn t know yet of our claim on the ’
”
property suggested Venus
,
.
“
Then he must have a hint of it sai d W e gg and a , ,
him Every time I see him putting his hand in his pocket
.
,
’ ”
leg can t bear it !
But Mr W e gg u rged Venus
, .
“
it was your own idea , ,
”
cart e d away .
“
Bu t it was l i kewise my idea Mr Ve nus retorted W e gg ,
.
, ,
Mr Venus 9
, ,
“
It certainly was Mr W e gg ,
. .
“
It was not your fault Mr W e gg I mu st admit said , .
, ,
“ ”
Ve n us that he got o ff with the Dutch bottle that night
“
.
,
The n replie d W e gg
,
”
we Shall have come to an u m ,
,
’
d rive him Mr Venus ,
I ll put him in harness and I ll bear
. .
’
an
five hundred times the man he ever was sat in all weathers , ,
that the big headed babies were toppling over with their
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“
Bu t said W e gg possibly with some Slight perce ption to
”
, ,
“
the foregoing effect your speakin g countenance remark s , ,
’
Mr Venus that I m duller and savager than usual Perhaps
.
, .
.
,
correction Si r ,
‘
W he n th e a t of a m a n i s he r
ep sse wi t d re d h ca res,
Th e m i s t i s i s pe e i f Ve n u s pp a sd ll d a e r .
i L ke th e n o te s o f a fi e , y ou s we e t , s
i r, ddl ly s wee tly ,
R
a i s e s o u r s p i i ts a n d c a m s ou r e a s
’
r h r r .
“
I Shall have a word or two to say to you Mr W e gg ,
.
,
“
before long remarked Venus respe cti n g my share in the
, ,
’
proj ect we ve been Speaking of .
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in showers .
that it not only appeared as if the alli gator had the whole of
the j oke to himse l f but further as if it h ad been conceived ,
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Venus that I sa id nothing t o h i m about my goi ng out of
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anyways by surprise But I can t be too soon out of it for .
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what to say retur ned Mr Boffin ,
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I don t know what to . .
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do He ll drop down on me any way He seems fully
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You might be a sort of protection for me if you remained ,
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in it said Mr Bofli n ; you might stan d betwixt hi m and
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in it it would be very trying to be turned out ; now don t
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Is the reason there S i r ? asked Mr Venus with an , .
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It may be or may not be said Mr Bo ffin j ust as you
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V iew it B ut in the meantime don t go out of th e matter
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Done Mr Bofli n said Venu s after a brief considera
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Thank ee Venus thank ee Venus ! Done !
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Good night sir , .
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Venus thank ee Venus ,
With that he j ogged out int o the
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it and hit a s traight sharp rap at the air with its head
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intense satisfaction .
far out of sight for when he came to the corner of his own , ,
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I beg your pardon Ma am 9 said Mr Bofli n coming to ,
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a stop .
was well .
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Not very well dear Mr B o ffin ; I have fluttered myself
by being —perhaps foolishly—uneasy and anxious
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I have .
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It is because I am so grateful for the good opinion of all
my friends and am so touched b y it that I cannot bear to
, ,
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( Can this be more dropping down upon me ! thought
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It was Alfred who sent me to you Mr Boffin Alfre d , . .
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said Don t come back Sophronia until you have seen Mr
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the carriage 9
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Mr Bo fli n answered
. Not at all and took his seat at , ,
Mrs La m m l e s side
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Drive slowly anywhere Mrs La m m l e called to her , .
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coachma n and don t let the carriage rattle
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to h i mself What next 9 .
C HAP T ER X V
THE G O LD E N D USTM AN AT HI s W OR ST
into the corrupting influences of his wealth the face and the ,
with insolent distrust and arrogance that the latter rose and ,
left the table before breakfast was half done The look he .
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directed at the Secretary s retiring figure was so cunningly
malignant that Bella would have sat astounded and i n d i g
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were left alone together —which was not until n oon for Mr , .
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done .
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I say to you sir Mr Bo ffin repeated look at this , , .
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I do so returned the Secretary
, .
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How dare you sir said Mr Bo fli n tamper unknown , ,
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You decline to answer ? retorted Mr Bo th u You . .
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It was sheer Insolence in you I tell you said Mr Bo fli n , , .
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This young lady was lying in wait (as she was qualified to
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do ) for money and you had no money , .
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What are you I should like to know pursued Mr , , .
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B o ffin that you were to have the au dacity to follow up
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this young lady ? This young lady was looking about the
market for a good bid she wasn t in it to be snapped up by ’
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Oh Mr Bo ffin ! Mrs Bofii n pray say something for
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me ! murmured Bella disengaging her arm and covering , ,
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Old lady said Mr Bo fli n anticipating his wife you
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But you don t you don t right me ! exclaimed Bella ’
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wi th great emphasis You wrong me wrong me ! .
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for it ain t worth hearing and won t go down with m e I m ,
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g oo d f
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Very bad murmured the Secretary, .
aga i n .
bad a Speculation either for i f this youn g lady had had less
Spirit or had had less sense through bein g a t all i n the
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Your un fortu nate suspicions Mr Boffin began the ,
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Secretary .
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Precious unfortunate for y ou I can tell you sa id Mr , ,
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B offin
—are not to be combated by any one and I address
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the truth .
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RO KE SMI TH DI SCH ARG E D 695
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Noddy ! My dear love expostulated his wife .
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Old lady retu rned Mr Bofii n ,
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you keep still I say .
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s ay
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an end c h 9 But you can t get beforehan d with me Look at
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can only follow suit You can t deprive me of the lead . .
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discharge you .
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Is it 9 said Mr B offi n But it s two to me let me tell
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you Allowing a fellow that s found out to discharge him
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the Secreta ry .
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I don t kn ow whether I have or not answered Mr Bo th u ,
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It depends .
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Noddy ! My dear dear Noddy ! You sound so hard , ,
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cried poor Mrs Bo flin not to be quite repressed.
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Old lady said her husb a nd but without harshness
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if , ,
you Rok e s m i th 9
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To you Mr Bofii n noth i ng But to Miss Wil fer and
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Out with it then repli ed Mr Bofii n and cu t it short
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Now mark this chap s saying Miss Wilfer when he
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Pounds Shillings and Pence !
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My feeling for Miss Wilfer pursued the Secreta r y , ,
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without deigning to notice him is not one to be ashamed ,
leaving her .
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Leaving 35 s d behind me said Mr Botfin by way of
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That I am incapable the Secretary went on ; still ,
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What do you think by this time O l d lad y asked Mr , ,
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Bo ffin turning to his wife in a bantering tone
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about this ,
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possession of my property I warrant you he wouldn t d o ,
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that himself if he could .
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Ha ha ha laughed Mr Bo ffin
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There s nothing like . .
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You re a pretty quick packer I hope said Mr Bo ffin ; , ,
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because the sooner you are gone bag and baggage the , ,
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There s j ust one thing though said Mr Bofii n that
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contradict yourselves .
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Ask me anyth i ng you wish to ask returned Ro k e s m i th , ,
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bu t use the expedition that you recommend .
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You pretend to have a mighty admiration for this youn g
lady 9 said Mr Boffin laying his hand protectingly on
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Bella s head without loo k ing down at her .
I do not pretend .
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Yes .
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How do you reconc i le that with this young lady s bei ng ,
I d on t understand you.
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addresses as yours 9 .
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quack says the duck B ow wow wow says the dog ! Win her,
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affections and pos s ess her heart ! Mew Quack quack Bow ,
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wow
John Rok e s m i th stared at him in his outburst as if with ,
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What is due to this young lady said Mr Bo ffin ,
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You slander the young lady .
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em from a lady with as good a headpiece as the best and ,
she knows this young lady and I know this young lady and , ,
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we all three know that it s Money she makes a stand for
money money money— and that you and your affections
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an d hearts are a Lie sir ! ,
for your delicate and unvary ing kindness I thank you with
the warmest gratitude Good bye Miss Wilfer goo d bye .
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And now my d ear said Mr Bo fli n laying his hand , ,
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quite comfortable and I hope you feel that you ve been ,
righted .
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shrank from his hand and from the chair and starting up in , ,
cried “
O h Mr Rok e s m i th before you go if you coul d but
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P a and lay my head upon his Shoul der and tell him all my
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ou t in a wild way that she could not bear this Bella dropped ,
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comfortabl e tone There my dear there ; you are righted , , ,
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now and it s a ll right I don t wonder I m sure at you r
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I hate you ! cried Bella turning suddenly upon him , ,
tone .
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You re a scolding u nj ust abu sive aggravat i ng bad old , , , ,
self for calling you names but you are you are you know ,
you are
Mr Bo fli n stared here and stared there as misdoubting
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I have heard you with shame said Bell a With , .
shame for myself and with shame for you You ought to
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The best wish I can wish you is sai d Bell a return i ng ,
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to the charge that you had not one single farthing in the
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world If any true friend and well wisher coul d make you
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Mr Ro k e s m i th pray stay one moment Pray hea r one
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depths of my heart I earnestly and truly beg your pardon .
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him her hand he put it to his lips and said
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Go d bless , ,
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you ! No laughing was mixed with Bella s crying then
her tears were pu re and fervent .
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There is not an ungenerou s word that I have hea rd
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each knee and his elbows squared until Bella shoul d dry her
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eyes and raise her head which in the fulness of time she did , .
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I must go home said Bella rising hurriedly I am ,
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V ery grateful to you for all you have done for me but I ,
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can t Stay here
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My darling girl remonstrated Mrs Botfin . .
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No I can t stay here said Bella ; I can t indeed
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Don t be rash my love urged Mrs Boffin
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, Think , . .
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Yes you had bette r think well said Mr Boffin
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proceeded Bella breaking into tears again you were who l ly
, ,
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Dustman slowly remonstrated that you set up Ro k e s m i th ,
against m e 9
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I do said Bella He is worth a Million of you . .
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I wo uld rather he thought well of me said Bella , ,
though he swept the street for bread than that you did , ,
though you splashed the mud upon him from the wheels of
a chariot of pure gol d — There
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Well I m sure ! cried Mr Boffin staring
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And for a long time past when you have thought you ,
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set yourself above h i m I have onl y seen you under his feet , ,
said Bella — “
There ! And throughout I saw in him the
master and I saw i n you the man — There ! And when you
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Give me your attention Bella I am not angry , . .
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I a m ! said Bella ”
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about it .
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again ; I can t thin k of staying here I must go home’
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for good .
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Now don t be silly Mr Bofii n reasoned
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Don t d o , . .
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what you can t undo ; don t d o what you re sure to be
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sorry fo r .
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I sha ll never be sorry for it said Bella and I should ,
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At least Bella argued Mr Bo ffin ,
let there be no ,
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You mustn t expect
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Mr Bo th u pu rsued that I m ,
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farthing .
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Expect ! said Bella h aughtily Do you think that any , .
agai n Down upon her knees before that good woman she
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You re a dea r a dear the best of dears ! cried Bella , ,
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You re the best of human creatures I can never be .
Mrs Bofii n wept most heartily and embraced her with all
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fondness ; but said not one single word except that sh e was
her dear girl She said that often enough to be sure for
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she sai d it over and over again but not one word else .
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Bella broke from her at length and was going weep i ng out ,
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I am very glad sobbed Bella that I called you names ,
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F or I don t It s true ’
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Try the left hand said Mr Boffin holding it out i n ,
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a sto l id manner ; it s the least used ’
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She ran u p stairs and sat d own on the floor in her own
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room and cried abu ndantly But the day was decl ining and .
she had no time to lose She opened all the places where .
she k ept her dresses ; selecte d only those she had brought
with her leaving all the rest ; and made a great misshapen
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I won t take one of the others said Bella tying the
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entirely on my own account That th e resolution might .
dress she wore for that in which she had come to the grand -
mansion Even the bonnet she put on was the bonnet that
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Now I am complete said Bella It s a little t rying ,
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but I have steeped my eyes in cold water and I won t cry ,
pausing and l i stening as she went that she might meet none ,
way along its gritty streets Most of its money mills were .
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lanes and cou rts and the very pavements had a weary appear
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be hours of night to temper down the day s distraction of
so feverish a place As yet the worry of the newly stopped
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to linger in the air and the quiet was more like the pros
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with a bright copper Shovel among the money still she was , ,
and with certain half formed images which had little gold in
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at one of the windows with the plate glass sash raised but -
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and this his cell Bella hugged him and choked him to her ,
heart s content
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I never was so su rprised my dear sai d her father I , ,
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my cl ear 9
I have brought no footman with me Pa , .
Oh indeed ,
But you have brought the elegant turn o u t -
my love 9
No Pa ,
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Yes I have Pa , , .
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The cottage loaf and the pennyworth of milk had been set
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pocket knife with the first bit of the loaf Still on its point
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Bella took the bit o ff and put it in her mouth My dear , .
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child said her father
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the idea of your partaking of such ,
lowly fare ! But at least you must have your own loaf and , ,
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your own penn o r th One moment my dear The Dairy is .
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just over the way and round the corner .
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returned with the new supply My dear child he said as .
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he spread it on another piece of paper before her the idea ,
stopped short .
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What s the matter Pa ? ,
o f a splendid
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female he resumed more slowly , , ,
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putting up with such accommodation as the present — Is
that a new dress you have on my dear 9 ,
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N 0 Pa an old one Don t you remember it 9
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You should for you bought it Pa , , .
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And have you grown so fickle that you don t like your ’
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And so Pa said Bella moving coaxingly to his side
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instead of remaining opposite you sometimes have a quiet ,
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tea here all alone 9 I a m not in the tea s way if I draw my ,
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I kno w Pa ,
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captivity poor dear that you pass all the hours of you r l ife
, , .
here my love
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Yes Y o u see that little desk in the
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corner 9
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In the dark corner furthest both from the light and ,
Perch .
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Whose Perch 9 asked Bella with great indignation , .
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To which Bella respon ded Y es I AM yours if you think , , .
The cherub wh ose hair would have done for itself under
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now done for it staggered back into the window seat from
,
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which he had risen and surveyed the pair with his eyes ,
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But we must think of dear Pa said Bella ; I haven t ,
to do so .
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I wish first my dear remarked th e cherub faintly that
, , ,
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We ll break it to you gently dearest Pa said Bella , ,
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My dear returned the cher u b looking at them both you
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Bella takes me
Yes I should rather have inferred my dear sir returned
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the cherub feebly that Bella took you from w h at I have
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You don t know Pa said Bella how ill I have used
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him
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You don t know Si r said Rok e s m i th
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what a heart
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she has
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You don t know Pa said Bella what a shocking , , ,
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creature I was growing when he saved me from myself !
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You don t know Si r said Rok e s m i th
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what a sacrifice
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so to call you
PA DI AGN OSES THE SI TU ATI O N 71 1
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I think my dears observed the cheru b that if you
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No Pa none said Bella
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F rom which I a rgue proce eded the cherub, that he ,
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h as left Mr Bo ffin 9 .
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Yes Pa And so
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Of which pursued the cherub enj oining patience with
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Upon which pursu ed the cherub the certain mercenary
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was right and what was wrong and what was true and what ,
was false and what was j ust and what was unjust for any
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An d therefore —and therefore th e cherub went on in a ,
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coat to his neck this mercen ary y oung person distantly
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d ress that I had last given her and tru sting to my supporting ,
to it 9
7 12 OU R MUTU AL F RI E ND
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Bella s hand was rou nd his neck by this time and her face ,
was o n it .
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The mercenary young person distantly rel ated to myself ,
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said her good father did well The mercenary young person
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young person s heart out of my heart and with a ll of it My
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a good fortune when she brings you the poverty she has
accepted for your sake and the honest truth s ’
staring from a corner like the eyes of some dull dragon only , ,
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unspeakable enj oyment that anything of a tender nature ,
It was not until the cottage l oaves and the milk had for -
throat :
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Hem Have you thought at all about your mother my
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dear 9
7 14 O UR MUTU AL F RI END
himself so much in the way of their deep enjoyment of the
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j ourney that he apologetically remarked
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I think my dears , ,
I ll tak e the lead on the other side of the road and seem not
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It was almost ten o clock when they stopped within V iew of
Wilfer Castle ; and then the spo t being quiet and deserted , ,
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I think John the cherub hin ted at last that if you
, , ,
I ll take her in
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I can t Spare her answered John but I must lend her
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to y o u — My Darling
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No w dearest Pa said Bell a when she became V isible
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My dear the cherub faltered with something of a craven
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air ,
I was going to O bserve that if your mother
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You mustn t hang back sir to gain time cried Bella , , ,
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putting out h er right foot ; do you see that sir ? That s ,
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along nor ever stopped nor suffered him to stop until she
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Sampson Why it s never Bella
. exclaimed Miss La v vy
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starting back at the sight And then bawled Ma ! Here s .
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Bel la ! ”
This pro duced before they could get into the house Mrs
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My child is welcome though unlooked for s aid she , , ,
question .
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MI SS LAV V Y S P R E DICTI O N F UL F ILL E D 715
There is no one waiting Ma dear said Bella , ,
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No Ma dear
A dignified s h i v e I pervaded Mrs W i lfe r s shoul ders and
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a s who should say
gl ov e s a ,
An Enigma ! and then sh e ,
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upon : you have taken the precaution of making som e
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board .
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Pray don t talk like that Ma dear said Bella ; Mr
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Yes La vvy I know , ,
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stooped to look at it exclaiming again : Why Bella ! , ,
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Yes La v vy I know what I have got on I was going
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house for good Ma and I h ave come home again
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into her corner of state backward and sat down : like a frozen ,
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bonnet and shaking out her hair I h ave had a very serious ,
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a member of his househ old and it s a final di fference and , ,
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An d I am bound to tell you my dear added R W , ,
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submissively that Bella has acted in a truly brave spirit
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George ! said Miss La v vy in a sepulchral warni n g
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voice founded on her mother s : George Sampson Speak
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Yes ! I told George Sampson as George Sampson tells ,
Bo ffin s now 9
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La v vy and Ma said Bell a I say of Mr and Mrs Bo ffin , ,
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what I always have said and I always shall say of them what
I always have said But nothing will induce me to qu arrel .
with any one to n ight I hope you are not sorry to see me .
,
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Ma dear k i ss i ng her and I hope you are not sorry to see
,
”
this was more terrific to her husban d (as perhaps she k new)
than any flow of eloqu ence with which she could have e d i fie d
the company .
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Now Ma dear said B ella in due course
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the salad s
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said Miss Lavinia in her voice of warning Ma s chair ! ,
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Arrived at the table she took her rigid seat after favouring , ,
Mrs W il fe r s manner of ” ’
were to put it on her plate . .
ally laying down her knife and fork as saying within her ,
718 O UR MUTUAL F RI E ND
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Irrepressible But perhaps I might have said if I had not
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been restrained by delicacy towards a sister s feelings th at ,
her Spirits that she shou ld come into collision with Somebody
on the present occasion — anyhow she made a dash at her ,
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Ma pray don t sit staring at me in that intensely a ggr a
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v a ti n
g manner ! If you see a black O II my nose tell me so ,
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if you don t leave me alone
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Do you address Me in those words ? said Mrs Wilfer . .
Do you presume 9
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Don t talk about presuming Ma for goodness sake , ,
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Audacious one said Mrs Wilfer Your grandmamma . .
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My grandmam m a retu rned La v v y folding her arms an d ,
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lean ing back i n her chair wouldn t have sat Staring people ,
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out of countenance I think ,
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She would ! said Mrs Wilfer . .
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eyed as if h e had come from the Boffin s and sit silent u nder it ,
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MRS . W IL FE R R E PAIR S TO BE D 719
If Pa thinks proper to be eyed as if he had come from th
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Boffins also well and good I don t choose to
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An d I . .
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won t !
Lavinia s engineerin g having m ade this crooked openi n g
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slavery
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That s mere nonsense Ma said Lavinia , ,
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I say presumptuou s child if you had com e from the
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And if pursued her mother if maki n g light of m y
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to me and had after all come home rej ected b y Mrs Boffin
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in looks 9
Lavinia was about replyin g to her honoured parent that
she might a s well have dispensed with her looks altogether
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then when Bella rose and sai d
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Good night d ear Ma , , .
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Look here sir said Bella ; when your lovely woman , ,
marries you shall have that piece if you l i ke and she ll make
, ,
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Then you shall have it if you re good sir I am very , . .
trouble .
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My pet retu rned her father in the s i mpl est goo d faith
, , ,
pretty much the same turn any way If your mother and .
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on they find another We re never out of a wearing subj ect
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you think Pa 9 ,
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Well my child you used to complain of it when it wasn t
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Here Sh e choked him until her long hair m ade him sneeze ,
and then Sh e l aughed until she made him laugh and then ,
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Listen sir said Bella Your l ovely woman was told
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said — who it seems will always find himself near the l ovely
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woman and will always have kept expressly for him such a
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m eans to look forward to this fortune that has been told for
her so delightfully and to cause it to make her a much
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better l ovely woman than she ever has been yet What the .
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over worried I see land at last
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I see l and at last ! repeated her father .
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it together mind ,
Now Si r you may kiss the lovely woman
, ,
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a Billiard Table in capital letters) by auction under a bill ,
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of sale is publicly announced on a waving hearthrug in
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shares her husban d s discovery and inexpressible astonish
ment Perhaps the Ve neerings twain may deem the last
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that they give to the oldest and dearest friends they have in
the world a wondering dinner
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twenty bran new faces over night ; cal l s upon them all
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Pray take a seat Mrs La m m l e Mrs La m m l e takes a
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I have no doubt Mr Tweml ow that you have heard of ,
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Really says the uneasy little gentl e man really Mrs
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I can I suppose says Twemlow nervously
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Which I did say s Twemlow , .
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fool once myself ; I can find no better reason Seei n g the .
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look she keeps her eyes upon him as she proceeds
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It is so plain a case Mrs La m m l e goes on as between ,
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Stay ! says Twemlow rising as she rises Pardon me , .
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Then he tol d you 9 retorts Mrs La m m l e wh o again h a s .
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May I ask where it happened Mr Twemlow 9 In strict ,
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I must confess says the mild little gentleman comi ng
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to his answer by degrees that I felt some compunctions ,
coul d not feel that I deserved from him render me the same ,
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Service that you had entreated him to render you .
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It is a part of the true nobility of the poor gentleman s
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soul to say this last sentence Otherwise he has reflecte d .
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Was Mr Fl e d ge b y s advocacy as e ffectual in your case as
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Mr La m m l e s affairs is n ot irretrievable
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point of her parasol it depends There may be an opening .
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drink and dress and have a roof over our heads Always
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beside him and attached i n all his fortu nes 9 Not much to
bo ast of in that ; what can a woman at my age do ? My
husband and I deceived one another when we married ; we
mu st bear the consequences of the deception — that is to say ,
divorces us .
With those words she walks out into Duke Street Saint , ,
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finds him trotting out into Duke Street to trot to the corner
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man at the nuptials of these deceiv i ng what s their names who - -
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Brewer and Buffer thin k they will make her fortune if she
makes love to them 9 with other pleasantries of that nat u re .
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I took says Brewer in a favourable pause a cab this
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And what was it like 9 inquires Veneering .
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I assure you replies Brewer looking about for a nybody
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B ut how says Veneering CAN people do that
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Hah That is felt on all hands to be a shot in the bull s
eye How C AN people do that
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going ro und with champagne looks very much as if h e could ,
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intent upon making a collection for his wife and family ; the
Analytical c u tting him o ff at the Sideboard The superior .
the salver with the air of a literary Censor adj usts it takes
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says aloud The Lord Chancellor has resigned
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Waiting returns the Analytical in responsive c o n fi
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E u gene looks Excuse me towards Mrs Veneeri ng goes , .
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he come while you was out and I was in says that discreet ,
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young gentle m an standing on tiptoe to whisper ; and I ve
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brought him .
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Sharp boy Where is he 9 asks Eugene . .
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He s in a cab Si r at the door I thought it best n o t to
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surrounding dishes of sweets like Glue Monge .
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Sharp boy again returns Eugene I ll go to him , .
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Give him a ride back to Charing Cross Sharp boy and , ,
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Are you 9 mutters Eugene then perhaps if you can t ’
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this over .Thus , with a thoughtful face he finds his hat ,
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over the river and like a smoother shadow over the yielding
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grass The voice of the falling water like the voices of the
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starts the cry of Lock ho ! Lock prevented his relapse ,
lock side wai ting for the gates to open Rogue Riderhood
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side In an indolent Way with hi s back I n that direction and
h a V I n g gathered a fe wblades fe l l to chewing them
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Wish I may die said Riderhood Smiting his right leg
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and laughing as he sat on the grass if yo u ain t ha been
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honest man s dress I n the course of that night Walk they had
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Thi s y our Lock ? said Bradley whose surprise had a ”
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It s my belief governor returned Riderhood with a
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wink and Shake of his head that you ve dropped one in ,
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your counting It ai n t Locks as you ve been giving your
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mind to No n o ! .
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It ain t Locks as you ve been a reckoning up
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I ll say them instead of it if you like was the coolly
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growled reply It s s afer talk too.
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Ha ha ! Don t be a fe e r d T o th e r e s t said Riderhood ’
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Easy y o u ! He won t be lost if he does lan d said ’
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Riderhood He must leave his boat behind him He
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c an t make a bundle or a parcel on it a n d carry it ashore
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Cheek repeated Riderhood with an angry oath
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Ho o r o a r cried Riderhoo d Does you credit Hoor oa r ! . .
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What turn said Bra d ley with an effort at self repression
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L et him look to that cried Bradley Let him l ook to ,
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knee on the grass and the two men looked at one a nother
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Oh ! said Riderhood ver y deliberately spitting out the ,
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You ain t sure then 9 ’
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I am a s sure here said Bradley with a clutch at the , ,
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eyes on th e passion wasted face Your working days must
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be sti ff uns if these is your holidays
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And I have never left h i m pursued Bradley wavi n g ,
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the interruption aside with an impatient hand since they ,
began And I never will leave him now till I h ave seen
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And when you have seen him with her 9 said Riderhood .
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laid upon the dagger as he passed it and his eyes upon the ,
went down and the landscape was dyed red And then the .
T u rning back towards his Lock (he had not gone out of
view of i t) the R ogue p ondered as d eeply as it was within
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the contracted power of such a fellow to do Why did .
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in this n e c k h a n k e c h e r I see h im in a s i m l a r n e c k h a n k e c h e r
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it won t be accident !
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Elated by his device he carried his ,
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Lock ho ! Lock It was a light night and a barge ,
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the fatigu ed and hoarse reply He goes on up the river .
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at six in the morning I have come back fo r a couple of .
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You want em said Riderhood making t owards the ’
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I don t want them returned Bradley irritably, because
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o ut said Riderhood Not even if his hands warn t tie d ’ ’
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Bradley looked down with a ghastly relish You ru n .
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You seem to like it said Riderhood ,
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Didn t you say asked Riderhood after watching him
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for a while with a sidelong glance as you h a d come back ,
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h i m with his elbow befo re he answered .
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There To th e r e s t said Riderhood stooping over him to
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put it on the table You d better take a bite and a sup
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afore you take s your snooze The dragging ends of the red .
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Oh ! thought that worthy You re a taking notice .
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I shall require no calling answered Bradley And soon ,
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astir and going out to the river side to cool his head
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Though I m blest muttered Riderhood at the Lock house
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I will if you ll give me something to quench my thirs t
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I tell you retorted Bradley turning upon him I n a wild
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Oh ! Then ? said Riderhood backing a little
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How can a man in this state know 9 he answered pro ,
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anything if I haven t sleep 9
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Well perhaps you did
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last the sounder and longer you can sleep the better you l l ,
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and cast himself heavily all wet as he was upon the bed , , .
by the thunder and the lightning for again and again and ,
laved his face in the river and when he had cast himself ,
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company would have been di ffi cult if desi red They were , .
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My dear Mrs Bo ffin said Mrs La m m l e it imparts
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My Sophronia said that gentleman your too partial, ,
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moved never say that .
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To the first charge Alfred I plead guilty But to the , , .
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Less than j ustice to Mr Boffin Sophronia said Mr .
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But is not my husband saying in e ffe ct asked Mrs , .
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Boffin that he becomes unmindful of his own temporary
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with his eyes on his plate eat ing his mu ffins a n d ham ,
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Mrs La m m le as she said : What does the Court not con
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Letting you go on replied Mr Boffin nodding his , .
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Thank you replied Alfred showin g all his teeth
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thousand thanks he then observed I have breakfasted . .
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envelope a b a nk note for a hu ndred pound I cons i der the .
that the hundred pounds were his until the note had been ,
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It is not assented A l fred with a glittering smile and a
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great deal of nose not impossible ,
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And perhaps ma am pursued Mr Boffin addressing ,
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Sophronia you have been SO kind as to take up my old
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W hat do y ou call her ma am 9 asked Mr Bo ffin ,
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It is not said Alfred smiling assent as before
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Now said Mr Bo ffin gently
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The best thing we can make of the affair said Mr .
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Very good said Mr Bo ffin We hope (my Ol d lady
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Oh my dear Sophronia cried Georgiana wringing her
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hands a s she ran up to embrace her, to think that you and
Alfred shoul d be ruined ! Oh my poor d ear Sophronia to , ,
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Ma says chits and j ewels have no business together ,
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pursued Georgiana and that s the reason why I have no ,
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see that it s properly disposed of
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cried Georgiana Oh h ow good of you Oh my gracious
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Good bye dear Mr La m m l e — I mean Alfred You won t
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her poor little red eyes and weak chin peering over the great
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I ll tak e care said Mr Bofli n showing the money and
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the necklace that these are soon given back
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I may try to give a hint at her home .
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Mr and Mrs Bo ffin said Mrs La m m l e still Sketching
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and seeming to bestow great pains upon it there are not ,
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Thank s are always worth having said Mrs Bo ffin in ,
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Well well my good Si r Mr Bo ffin interposed
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Much O bliged But I asked Mrs La m m l e if she was
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Because said Alfred I a m disposed to be sentimental
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If you sell it was Mr B o ffi n s comment as he put it in
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Why confound the woman exclaimed La m m l e she i s
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sentimental score Alfred and you will have none i n future
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Well sir returned that personage the fact is h e has
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do all you can to stand by me Venu s won t you 9 ,
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Yes I ve been otherwise occupied W e gg
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You don t say so W e gg ? ’
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the worm and minion ; he s down in the mouth already .
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the settle us u ally reserved for him thrust his hands into his ,
pockets and with his shoulders raised and his hat drooping
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our power over you Now when you have took your hat O ff .
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we ll go into that pint .
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He hadn t a cold in his head when I sent him here said ,
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I never meant my dear W e gg Mr Boffin wa s b e
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Venus tells me SO said Mr Boffi n glancing towards him , .
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I tell you so returned Silas Now here s my hat ’
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I say returned Mr Bo ffin leaning forward in alarmed
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appeal with his hands on his knees that I am sure I don t
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Dear me ! cried that unfortunate gentl eman again I
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It was mi ne W e gg protested Mr Bo ffin
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Alr eady discharged is he ? returned W e gg surprised , , .
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person many times repeated shaking his fist at Mr Boffin .
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a spot rich with some secret assuredly had never been seen ,
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I can t help myself ! cried Mr B o ffi n flou n c i n g on the
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slowly that W e gg who was holding him in the chair with
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Venus he uttered with difficulty for the strain of th i s is
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Yes W e gg he answered coming out of a fit of abstrae
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I don t quite understand said Mr B o ffin
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I ve been a thin k ing said Mr Bofli n in a tone of d e Sp o n
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good night and had let h i mself in with his key and had
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softly closed the door even there and then the all powerful
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look at you !
Mr Bofli n — ah how fal len from the high estate of his
.
,
“
Go in You may get to bed now sa id W e gg with
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,
”
,
a gu n .
the keyhole :
Bof— fin
Yes W e g g
'
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Wasn t it too ! returned Bella pretending to pout
, , .
teller would give five tho usand guineas (if it was quite con
v e n i e n t to him which it isn t ) for the lovely piece I have cut
’
“
Ah ! very near h is heart However you have been a good .
, ,
goo d boy and you are the best of all the dearest boys that
,
’
ever were this morning and here s the ch ain I have m a de of
, ,
said (after having stopped to dry her eyes on his white waist
coat the discovery o f which incongruous circumstance made
,
“
her laugh ) : Now darling Pa give me your hands that
I may fold the m together and do you say after m e z—My
, ,
little Bella .
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daren t do it in your responses at Church and you mu stn t ,
’
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do it in your responses out of Church .
“ ”
I withdraw the darling said Pa , .
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That s a pious boy Now again — You were always
You were always repeate d Pa , .
A vexatious
’ ”
No you weren t said Pa
, ,
.
always been nice bonnets for they have always become you
— Or you have become them ; perhaps it was that —
,
at
every age .
“ ? ”
Did I hu rt you much poor little Pa asked Bella , ,
’
Aye but I am afraid I shouldn t have beat you at all
, .
“ ’
unless I had mean t to hurt you sa id B ella Did I ,
.
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p i nch your legs Pa ? ,
“
Not much my dear ; but I think it s almost tim e ,
’
I 3,
“ ’
Oh yes ! cried Bella
,
If I go on chattering you ll be
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: ,
taken al ive Fl y Pa fly .
, ,
o ff
. When he had gone a little way h e looked back Upon .
o ff as fast as he could go .
Bell a walk ed tho u ght fully in the garden for an hour and
more and then returning to the b edro om where Lavv y th e
, ,
of it .
for Greenwich .
, ,
had this gru ff and glum old pensioner and a minute before , ,
Bella stepped out o f the boat and drew that c on fidi n g little ,
ay he went , .
look after the legs of his body but Bella had brought them
back for him per steamer and they were spread again,
.
that but for the two wooden legs on which Gru ff and Glum
,
far fro m sure of being sa fe yet that he made out maj estic ,
l u cky and when Pa had all sorts of things poked into his
,
”
’
mouth and didn t quite know what to do with them when
,
charm i ng s troll among heath and bloom and there behold the ,
identical Gru ff and Glu m with his wooden legs horiz ontally
disposed before him apparently sittin g meditatin g on the ,
“
surprise Oh ! How do you again ? What a dear old
”
pensioner you are ! To which Gru ff and Glum responded
that he see her married this morning my Beauty and that , ,
to see this salt old Gru ff and Glum wavi ng his shovel hat at
Bel la while his thin white hair flowed free as if she had
, ,
“ ”
a charming old pensioner said Bella and I am so happy , ,
“
an d Glum Give me leave to kiss your hand my Lovely
, , ,
”
and it s done !
’
So it was done to the general content
ment and if Gruff and Glum didn t in the course of the ’
afternoon splice the main brace it was not for want of the ,
and to hold that dinner in the very room of the very hotel
where Pa and the lovely woman had once dined together !
Bell a sat between Pa and John and divided her attentions ,
”
and I resign you wil lingly .
“
Will i ngly sir 9 You ought to be broken hearted
,
-
.
“
But y o u know you are not ; don t you poor dear Pa ? ’
You know that you h ave only made a new relation who will
b e as fond of you and as thankful to you — for my sake and
your own sake both — as I am ; don t you dear little Pa ? ’
, ,
on the subj ect of punch and wines bent his head as though ,
The best of it was that Bella and John and the cherub h a d
,
deeply (it were not too much to add hopelessly) in love with
some young female not aware of his merit This guileless .
“
stately voice ; he is a very young man on liking and we ,
d on t like him
’
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“
I trust mad am said his Grace retu rn ing alone that
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“
use said Bella
,
”
they all find me out I thi n k it must be ,
Pa 9
“
Yes m y dear , .
’
Isn t it strange now to think that there was n o John , ,
Oh Pa ! Not at all 9
,
unknown sea s
Bella remaining invisible and silent her father remained ,
“ “ ”
Hear ! ten thousand times ! cried John I fill my .
“ ”
Gentlemen said the cherub inaudibly addressing in his
, , ,
men — and Bella and John — for the part I have had in it ,
.
,
But the happy couple were not going to part with him in
that way and before he had been on board two minutes
, ,
there they were looking down at him from the wharf above
, .
“
Pa dear ! cried Bella becko ni n g him with her parasol
, ,
Yes my darling
, .
”
p l e a se forgi v e me quite ! ”
C HAP T ER V
C ON C ERNING THE
’
M ENDIC ANT S BRIDE
“
You do not R W said Mrs Wilfer from her stately
, . .
,
.
“
corner inquire for your daughter Bella
,
.
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”
To be sure my dear he returned with a most flagrant
, , ,
assumption of unconsciousness “
I did omit it How — or , .
”
In a W ord R W you have no daughter Bella
,
. . .
”
Good gracious my dear ! ,
’
Show your father his daughter Bella s letter Lavinia , ,
surprise me .
”
h and to avoid words and please tell d arling you and l ove to
, ,
’
me and I should like to know what y ou d have said if a n y
,
Mendicant .
‘
Indeed 9 retu rn ed Mrs W il fer with an a wful air of
”
.
,
”
mu ch relieved to hear it .
“
I doubt if you h a ve heard it my dear the c h eru b sub , ,
than the other There seems a fitness i n the arran gem ent
. .
a d eadly cheerfulness .
“
Ma interposed the young lady I must say I thi n k it
, ,
would be much better if you would keep to the point and not ,
’
hold forth about people s flying into people s faces which is ’
,
”
nothing more nor less than impossible nonsense .
“
How exclaimed Mrs Wilfer k nitting her d ark brows .
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Just i m possible nonse n se Ma returned Lav v y and
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the support due from him to his love and the support due ,
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from h i m to his love s mamma supported nobody not even , ,
himself .
“ “
The true point is p ursued Lavinia that Bella has , ,
‘
in me and ought to have said If La v vy you consider it
, , , ,
“ ’
I say ! You know ma am Upon m y honour you ,
.
’ ”
mustn t Mr Sampson remonstrated shaking his head
, .
,
“
seriously With the highest respect for you ma am upon
.
,
’
‘ ”
My own u nnatural mother screamed the young lady , ,
’ ”
really doesn t do you credit .
“
You Shall not be annihilated George ! cried Miss ,
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.
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79 0 OUR MUTU AL F RI E ND
what has passed I am sure Ma wil l tell Pa that he may tell
,
had passed .
“
seemed to like that word wh o is the O bject of her maiden ,
aside and passed over I may feel — nay know — that after .
,
,
re
”
,
”
siding u nder t h eirs it were well if your daughter Bella
, ,
“
again t u rn i ng to her husband had profite d in a worldly ,
Sophistry a Mendicant
,
An d I may feel well assured that .
”
your da u ghter Bella aga i n turning to her husband does
, ,
”
I suppress what I feel and say nothing of it ,
.
y o u might expect fro m one who had ever i n her own family
been an example and never an outrage And ever more so .
must take the liberty of adding that what was true of the ,
q u e n c e a h i m s
speech .
“
Th erefore R W said Mrs Wilfer resuming her dis
,
. .
,
.
,
“
course and turning to her lord again let your d aughter ,
”
Bella come when she will and she will be received So ,
.
,
“
And I beg Pa said Lavinia ,
that you will not tell
, ,
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she ought to
,
”
.
,
know it .
“ ”
Mr Sampson considered that too noble
. .
“ ”
Nothing is too noble dearest George returned Lavinia , , .
sister and ever spare her pain ful contrasts which could not
, ,
“
Can you think O f your daughter Bella an d sleep 9 Sh e ,
”
disdainfully inquired .
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To which he mildly answered Yes I think I can m y , , ,
dear.
”
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Then said Mrs Wilfer with solemn indignation
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7 92 OU R MUTUAL F RI E ND
woul d recommend you if you have a human feelin g to reti re , ,
”
to bed .
“
Thank you my dear he replied ; I think it i s the , ,
”
best place for me And with these unsympathetic words .
’
in which the Mendicant s bride dashed at the u nassailable
position so considerately to be held by Miss La v vy and ,
“ ”
Dearest Ma cried Bella ru nn i ng into the room with a
, ,
radiant face “
how do you do dearest Ma ?
, An d then ,
”
and when are you going to be married and how rich are ,
And Pa (you good little Pa) you don t take milk John
’
, , .
“
I think it must have made you rather cross dear Ma ,
.
,
She lai d her laughin g cheek upon his breast to than k him ,
him ! ”
.
, _
,
x
The newly married pai r left early so that they might
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much but after a while Bella fancied that her husband was ,
“
John dear what s the matter ? ,
’
Matter my love ? ,
”
‘
Won t you tell me said Bella look i ng up into h is fa ce
’
, ,
, .
eyebrows .
“
Nor even most people it may be hoped If you were ,
.
good to others .
”
“ “
Yes s i r for instance Bella playfully rej oined ; but
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B E LL A I s NOT P OO R 7 95
sh ould I exercise the power for instance ? An d again sir , , ,
’
I hope not I think not But it s so easy to h ope not
. .
,
, .
’
Dear John it s not possible that you suppose I think we are
,
poor ? ”
I do my love !
,
Oh John
,
thi n k for you In such a dress as you are wearing now you
.
,
,
.
“ ”“
Again he pursued we are now walking through th e
, ,
carriage 9
‘
It s very nice said Bella glancing downward at the
’
, ,
“
feet in question to know that you admire them so much
, ,
John dear and since you do I am sorry that these shoes are a
, ,
They were not the less happy for such talk and home ,
was not the less home for coming after it Bella was fast .
796 O UR MUTU AL F RI E ND
developing a perfect geni us for home Al l the loves and .
every morning to the City and did not return unt i l their ,
s u ing the China house into min u ter details than a wholesale
vision of tea rice odd smelling si l ks carved boxes and
, ,
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, ,
hai r with both hands as if she were making the most busi ,
and trowel ling and other s m all gardening such making and ,
was under the constant nec essity of referring for advice and
support to a sage volume entitled The Complete British
Fa m ily Housewi fe which she would sit consult i ng with her
, ,
elbo ws on the table and her temples on her hands like some ,
“
of this nature Bell a would suddenly exclaim aloud
,
Oh , ,
, , .
not to do it .
, ,
“
Would you like to be rich pet ? he asked her coax ,
”
i n gly .
’
Rich John How c a n you ask such goose s questions 9
,
“
gl i stening Oh y e s I do though I regret Mrs Boffi n , ,
. . .
”
“
I too regret that separation very much But perhaps
, , .
“ “
You are a very good little boy said Bella to come , ,
,
’
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you r mother s Academy Which might you mean my dear 9 .
,
“ ”
Both said Bella , .
learning 9
“
And what do you do with yourself when you have got
your learning by heart you silly child 9 ,
“
Why then my dear said the cherub after a littl e con
, , ,
“
sideration I suppose I die
, .
”
“ “
You are a very bad boy retorted Bella to tal k about , ,
“
My Bella rej oined her father I am not out of spirits
,
”
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.
“
Then if you are sure and certain it s n o t you I suppose ’
John dear we must give this little fellow his supper you
, ,
kno w .
“
Of course we must my d arling ,
.
“ “
Indee d my dear said her father I was going to ask to
, ,
”
,
,
“
his coat come here and be washed directly You are not
,
.
d ucted to a little was hing room where Bella soape d his face -
,
and rubbed his face and soaped his hands and rubbe d his,
hands and splashed him and rinsed him and towell ed him
, ,
Hold the li ght John Shut your eyes sir and let me
,
.
, ,
are told
Her father being more than will ing to obe y she dressed his ,
arm and detained her whil e the patient cherub stood wait
, ,
ing to be finished .
though self suffi cient boy Jack Ho m er— Bella with her own
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,
hands laid a cloth for him and brought him his supper on a ,
tray .
“
Stop a mo m ent said she we must keep h is little
“
,
”
methodical mann er .
child and at other times carving for him or pouring out his
, ,
than he had supposed for what she had so lately said and as ,
seriousness .
his gla ss of grog she sat down on a Stool between her father
,
and her husband leaning her a r m upon the latter and was
, ,
very quiet So quiet that when her father rose to take his
.
,
’ ”
John and I ll s tay at home and do it
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, , .
“ ”
You are tired .
good gentle Pa !
,
”
long letter She had but completed it and read it over when
.
,
“
her hu sband came back You are j ust in time sir said .
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”
8 02 OU R MUTUAL F RI END
Let them come my dearest , .
.
, ,
, .
,
“ ”
I believe John pu rsued Bella that you beli eve that I
, , ,
believe
My dear ch i ld cried her husband gai ly what a , ,
”
quantity of believing !
“
Is n t th e re 9 ’
said Bella w i th another laugh I never , . .
’
knew s uch a quantity ! It s like verbs in an exercise ,
.
b e li e ve ~
. .
,
“
I t is st rictly true Be l l a ,
.
“
little faltering that you w ould be qu ite as contented
,
“
Hush ! said h e r husband I must not hear that You
”
, .
“
This worried me a little and so did Secondly said , ,
“
Bella Occupied with the button but it was quite another
sort of serio u sness—a much deepe r an d quieter sort of
, ,
laid her l ittle right hand on his eyes and kept it there ,
.
A CRY FO R HE LP
THE Paper Mill had stopped work for the night and the ,
There were men women and chil dren i n the groups and
, , ,
—
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that one lean long bodied c u r with a better ear than the rest
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, ,
80 6 O UR MUTU A L FRIEND
you are !
A rustle in a field beyond the hedge attracted his attention .
’ ”
What s here t o do ? he asked himsel f lei surely go i ng ,
“
towards the gate and looking over No j ealous paper .
The field had been newly mown and there were yet the ,
the tracks with his eyes the view closed with the new hay ,
rick in a corner .
to think she had given me the slip for the second t i me But .
“
I was sa ying to myself L izzie that you were sure to , ,
'
“
I had to linger through the village as if I had no object
before me and I had to Speak to several people in p a ssing
,
along Mr W r a yb u r n
Are the lads of the village—and the ladies — such scandal
. .
,
“
“
Will you walk beside me Mr W r a y b u r n and not touch ,
.
,
, ,
“ ’
ill at ease with himself don t be unhappy don t be r e ,
’
,
”
pr oa c h fu l .
“
I cannot help being unhappy but I do not mean to be ,
EU G ENE M EETS HE R BY THE RI V E R 80 7
“ ”
Lizzi e Lizzie Lizzie ! he remonstrated
,
As well be
, .
Why not
F aith ! said Eugene in his airil y c a ndid manner
”
.
,
.
“
Wil l you walk beside me and not touch me for his , ,
very seriously Mr W r a y b u r n ? ,
.
”
“
I will do a nything within the limits of possibility fo r ,
”
you Liz zie he answered with pleasant gaiety as be folded
, ,
“
h i s arms See here Napoleon Buonaparte at St Helena
. . .
“
When you spoke to me as I came from the Mill the
night before last said Lizzie fixing her eyes upon him with
,
”
,
true ?
“ “
It was not replied Eugene composedly i n the least
, ,
find y o u here .
I did .
”
”
How could you be so cruel ?
Oh Mr W r a y b u r n she answered suddenly break i ng
,
.
,
”
,
“
into tears is the cruelty on my side
, Oh Mr W r a yb u r n , .
,
to night ?
-
”
emotion .
“
Lizzie ! I never thought before that there was a woman ,
’
But don t be h ard in your construction of me You don t .
’
h e could care so much for her and that she had the power to ,
move him so
“
It grieves you to see me distressed Mr “fr a yb u r n ; it ,
.
“
What am I to think of ? asked Eugene bitterly .
”
Think of me .
’
Tell me how n ot to think of you Lizzie and you ll , ,
change me altogether .
“
I don t mean in that way Think of me as bel onging
’
.
,
as he asked
Have I injured you so mu ch L izzie ? ,
leave you
“ ’ ’
I don t know I don t know D on t ask me Mr Wray
, .
’
,
.
”
b u rn Let me go back
. .
“
I swear to you Lizzie you sh all go directly I swear to
, ,
’
you you shall go alone I ll n ot accompany you I ll not
, .
’
,
”
follow you if you will reply
, .
“
How can I Mr W r a y b u r n ? How can I tell you what
'
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,
,
“
If I had not bee n what you make me out to be he ,
“
str u ck in skilfully changing the form of words would you
, ,
him to be merciful and not force her to disc l ose her heart .
“
If I know you bette r than quite to believe (unfortunate
d og though I am !) that you hate me or even that you are ,
you
It is impossible Mr W r a yb u rn How can I think of
.
. .
, ,
How could I remember then the night when I first saw you , , ,
“
And she loves me And SO earnes t a character must be .
”
penalties all round so must hers I suppose , ,
.
‘ ’
against it .
“
An d yet said Eugene, I should like to see the fellow
,
fo r yourself and have ever drifted after with more and more
,
“
again Eugene Eugene Eugene this is a bad business !
, , , ,
”
And ,
I wish I coul d stop the Li gh twoo d p e a l for it sounds '
like a knell ”
,
as u p a n d ,
Halloa friend ,
said Eugene calling after h i m are you , ,
bli nd n
aga i n .
” “
,
i
her sa d Eugene and out of the question to leave her , .
The c r isis !
He had saunte red far eno ugh B efore turn ing to retrace .
the air and the moon and star s c ame bursting from the Sk y
, .
that were blinding h i m and mashing his life and closed with ,
Eugene was light active and expert ; but his arms were, ,
could see nothing but the heaving sky Afte r dra gging at .
the assail ant he fell on the ban k with him and the n there
, ,
was another gre at crash and then a Splash and all was done , ,
.
.
, ,
still and listened It sickened her for blows fell heavily and
.
'
,
all was silent As she yet listened she heard a faint groan
.
, ,
Her old bold l ife and habit ins ta ntly I nspired her With .
out vai n waste o f breath in cry ing for help where there were
no ne to hear she ran towards the spot from which the sou nds
,
had come It lay between her and the bridge but it was
.
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of the water .
81 8 O UR MUTU A L F RI E ND
Firm of look and firm of purpose she i ntently watched its ,
shi pped her sculls and crept a ft in the boat bet ween , ,
kneeling and crouching Once she let the body evade her .
, ,
and streaked the water all about it with dark red streaks .
l in e and then the river and its shores rang to the terrible
,
the boat aground Despe ra tely but not wildly for she kne w .
, ,
that if she l ost distin ctness of intention all was los t and ,
gone .
She ran the boat ashore went into the water released h i m , ,
that instant that she though t of herself and then she thought ,
, ,
made the boat fast and again by main stre n gth took him
,
U p and never laid him down until she laid h i m down in the
,
house .
She had oftentimes heard in d ays that were gone how doctors, ,
would drop it if the person were dead She waited for the .
awful moment when the doctors might lift this hand all ,
present looked .
“
You my dear ? You could not lift far less carry this
, , ,
Weight
”
.
“
I think I could not, at another time sir ; but I a m su re ,
I did .
some compassion
’
hand .
the second took the hand Neither did he let it fall at o nce
.
,
’
nothing All the better for he r ! Don t rouse her if you
.
,
can help it only move her Poor girl poor girl She must .
,
that she has set her heart upon the dead Be gentle with .
her.
C HAP T ER VII
were yet V isible but there was dull light in the east that
,
was not the light of night The mo on had gone down and .
,
a mist crept along the bank s of the river seen through w h ich ,
the trees were the ghosts of trees and the water was the ,
“
But not you governor not you he went on sto l idly
,
.
, ,
”
,
“
shaking his head F or what did I say to myself arter
.
‘
He s a man 0 double honour
’ ’
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’
“
When are you re lieved asked Bradley .
Not sooner
Not a inch so oner governor , .
Br a d l ey .
”
So much the more n e c e s s a i r y is a Peck ret u rned Rider ,
O f beer .
Both ate and drank but Riderhood much the more abun
.
pieces from the thick crust of the pie and laid them inside , ,
uppermost up on the table the one before him self and the
, ,
congealed gravy over the plain of the table and succe ssfully ,
“
Look out TO th e r e s t he cried, ,
“
you ll cut your
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h and ! ”
A PI E C E OF NEws 82 3
But the caution came too late for Bradley gashed it at th e ,
Shook his hand un der the smart of the wound and Shook ,
’
blood over Riderhood s d ress .
platters and what remained of the con gealed gravy had been
put back into what remained of the pie which served as an ,
h ood filled the mug with be er and took a long drin k And .
table to touch his arm The news has gone down the
.
“
What news
Who do you thi n k said Rid erhood with a hitch of his , ,
“
I am not goo d at guessing anything .
did .
’
The convulsive twitching of Bradley Headstone s fac e and ,
“
I have bee n so long in want of rest said the school ,
“
master that with your leave I l l lie down again
,
’
.
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And welcome To th e r e s t was the hospitable answer
,
’
“
Whenever it m a y be necessary that y ou and I should
h ave any further communication together said Bra d ley, ,
”
”
I will come back Good night ! .
“
Well since no better can be said Riderho od turning
, , ,
“ ”
on his heel Good n ight ! But he turned a ain as th e
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g
82 4 .
O UR MU TU AL F RI E ND
Ot h er set forth and added under his breath look i n g afte r
h im with a leer
, ,
“ ’
You wouldn t be let to go l ike that
.
,
’
if m y Reli e f warn t as good as come I ll catch y ou up in
. .
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a mile .
"
calling of his life to slin k and skulk and dog and waylay ,
where to put the hedge between them and where the wall , ,
and when to duck and when to drop and had a thous and , ,
’
arts beyond the doomed Bradley s slow conception .
But all his arts were brought to a stan dstill like himself , ,
“ ”
What are you up to ? muttered Riderhood d own in
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the ditch and holding the hedge a little open with both
,
reply “
By G eo rge and the Dr a gg in ! cried Riderhood
.
”
,
“
if h e ain t a go i ng to bathe’
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again and had p a sse d on to the water side and had begu n
,
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“
look of suicide arranged to counterfeit accident
,
But you .
forty nine of them and cannot see the fift ieth standi ng wide
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open .
but the evil doer wh o can hold that avenger at bay cannot
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both in many be tter ways than the way he had taken The .
instrument might have bee n bette r the spot and the hour ,
thrown backward into the river before the life was fully
beaten out of him Now if it could be d one again it must
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had been strangled Suppose this way that way the other
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no change in their master s fa c e for it always wore its slowly ,
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Mr Headstone
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Very good Mary Anne ,
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You may speak Mary Anne ,
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What more Mary Anne ,
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it up .
Mary Anne .
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Come in He xa m come in , , .
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Mr Headstone what s the matte r ?
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killed
He is dead then ! exclaimed B radl ey
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lips with his tongue looked about the room glan ced at his, ,
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said B radley trying to constra i n his working mouth but
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Where were you said the boy advancing a step as he ,
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Mr Headstone
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notice I ll give it up and I ll give up you I wi ll
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It s for me to speak not you said the boy
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If you , ,
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It is he went on actually with te ars a n extraordin ary
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When he had dried his eyes and heaved a sob over his
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what you have got upon your conscience for I don t know ,
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first through some long lab o rious years perhaps through the
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cation with her friend by letter she was silent on this theme
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You wicked old boy Miss Wren would say to him with
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you after all you will ; and then you ll shake to bits and
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there ll be nobody to pick up the pieces !
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sober (he had come to such a pass that he was least alive
i n the latter state) it was always on the conscience of the
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which the flowers and leaves had entirely faded leaving him ,
been the song of the doll she was dressing bemoaning the ,
Mr Fl e d ge b y
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I thought it was you ! said Fl e d g e b y co m ing up the ”
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two steps .
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Did you ? Miss Wren retorted And I thought it .
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was you young man ,
Qu ite a coincidence You re not . .
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Well and h ow are you
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said Fl e d g e b y .
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But you re not a parent said Miss Wren and c o n s e
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quently it s of no u se talking to you upon a famil y subj ect .
replied .
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We never meet n o w said Fl e d g e b y do we ,
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No said Miss Wren chopping o ff the word
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to see considering
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Yes I do said Fl e d g e b y
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Haven t you inqu ired the d ressmaker bending over the
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doll on which her art was being exercise d done interceding ,
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question .
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in both .
I am a gentleman I am said Fl e d ge b y , ,
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appearance of conviction Yes to be sure That accounts .
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Let s get back to the d o d ge r e s t of the dodgers said he
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gal ? He mu st have some obj ect What s his obj ect ? .
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Cannot un dertake to s ay sir I am sure returned Miss , ,
Wren composedly
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He won t acknowledge where she s gone said Fl e d g e b y ;
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Cannot undertake to say, Si r I am sure ! Miss Wren .
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And you know where she is gone hazarded Fl e d ge b y .
a baffli ng hitch that that agree able gentleman was for some
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Probably you don t mistake Si r was Miss Wren s cool , ,
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answer because you had it on the best authority Mine .
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you know .
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Miss Jenny ! Instead of c oming up and being dead let s ,
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come out and look alive It ll pay better I assure you .
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Perhaps said Miss Jenny holding out her d oll at arm s
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I kno w all about it I s h o u l d like to pay Off J u dah by .
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Virtue .
How can I pre vent his having his own way began the
dressmaker .
Eh ? cried Mi s s Je n n y
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put out .
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And is that asking much when you understand that it will ,
pay ? 6 3,
Miss Jenny Wren who had cast her eyes upon the bench ,
hand but not working for some moments She then briskly , .
resumed her work and said with a Side long glance of her , ,
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Where d ye live ? ’
shortest manner
NO better time in the day said Fl e d ge b y
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I ll look in upon you to morrow young man
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Those -
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two ladies pointing to dolls have an appointment in Bond
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MI SS J E NNY C AN T M AK E IT O UT 83 9
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Street at ten precisely When I ve d ropped em there I ll .
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This is looking alive indeed cried Fl e d ge b y risin g ,
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Mark you ! I promise you nothing said the dolls ,
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made to pay ; don t you be afraid Good day Miss Jenny
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Good day young man ,
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Misty misty misty C a n t make it out Little Eyes
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There u pon the little dressmaker ,
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the trembles being in full force upon him that evening ,
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and likewise what are popularly called the horrors he had ,
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reproaches .
alert next morning and drove to Bond Street and set d own, ,
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You want some one said the lady in a stern manner .
going up by force ,
The lady bein g of a statu re to stop
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Well ? Why do you listen ? asked the lady .
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I a m not l i s teni ng said the dre ssmaker , .
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Mr Fl e d g e b y in his shower bath perhaps remarked the
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And somebody s beating a carpet I thi nk ’
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lady .
Miss Wren had a reason ably good eye for smiles being ,
Miss Wren thought she would rather not enj oy herself than
do it in that way .
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Well said th e lady watching her What now , .
842 O UR MUTU AL F R IE ND
Pulling at the bell again and getting no reply Sh e pushed ,
wonderfully .
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Oh Lord ! gasped Mr Fl e d ge b y”
Oh m y eye ! Stop
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Oh my eye ! cried Fl e d ge b y struggling anew
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It s ,
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in my windpipe Ugh ! Ow ! O w ! O w ! Ah —h —h — h !
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And here crowing fearfully with his eyes starting out of his
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incidental to poultry .
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And oh my Eye I m so sore ! cried Fle d ge b y starting ,
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O w ! O w ! Ah — h —h —h ! Oh I smart so Here Mr .
where with his eyes red and watery with his features swollen
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and with some half dozen l ivid bars across his face he pre-
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I didn t take it the dismal youth replied It was
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Who crammed it asked Miss Jenny .
He did answered Fl e d g e b y
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The assassin La m m l e . . .
cane .
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Oh groaned Mr Fl e d g e b y writhing “
She was hold .
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wouldn t let me come up he gave me the pieces for you and , ,
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I was to say With Mr Alfred La m m l e s compliments on
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head .
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Stop ! No don t ! cried Fl e d ge b y ,
Don t please ’ ”
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anguish with his Turkish cap half on and half off and the
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bars on his face getting bluer do me the kindness to look ,
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There inquired Miss Jenny allud i ng to the back and ,
shoulders .
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Oh Lord yes moaned Fl e d ge b y rocking himsel f
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What do you think O f vinegar and brown paper ?
inquired the su ffering Fl e d ge b y still rock i ng and moan i ng ,
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Does it look as if vinegar and brown paper was the sort
of application
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Yes said Miss J enny with a Sil ent chuckle
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It looks ,
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as if it ought to be P ickled .
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to make a few plasters and put em on ? It can t be kept
too quiet ”
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dressmaker .
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ing and writhing again for S ixty ,
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the brown paper and found the V i n egar and ski lfully cut out ,
and steeped six large plaste rs When they were all lying .
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I think said Mi ss Jenny with a silent laugh
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he , ,
in its place .
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There you ng man ,
said the dolls dressmaker .
TW O P L AC E S V AC A E T D
and trusting to her feet and her crutch stick W ithin its -
in the entry outside the glass door she could see from that ,
The old man took his glasses o ff and mil dly laid th em ,
have come back I a m not quite sure because the wolf and
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May I
Yes Jenny yes
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But Riah glanced towards the door
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seasonably .
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If you re afraid O f the fox said Miss Jenny you may
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won t Show himself abroad for many a day .
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What do you mean my child ,
and that if his skin and bones are not tingling aching and , ,
ask you what has taken place here since I left the wolf here ,
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MI SS W R E N S GR OW ING ID E A 847
Because I have an idea about the siz e of a marbl e rolling ,
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My idea exclaimed Miss Wren is now about the Size
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neck with great earnestness and kissed him I humbly beg , .
have had more faith in you But what could I suppose when .
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It looked so bad Jenny responded the Ol d m a n with , , ,
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gravity that I will straightway tell you what an impres
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This is a bad Turk but there are good Turks Not so with
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among what peoples are the bad not easi ly found — but
they take the worst of us a s samples of the best they take
the lowest of us as presentations of the highest an d they say ,
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All Jews are alike If doing what I was content to do
here because I was grateful for the past and h a v e ~
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s m a ll
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Thus I reflected I say sitting that evening in my garden
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had you three before me face to face and seeing the thing ,
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SO you gave notice that you were going ? Does that come
next asked Miss Jenny with a look of close attention; ,
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I indited a letter to my master Yes : To that effect . .
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He hel d me to certain months of servitu de which were ,
going Little Eyes casts about how best to pay you off
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thinks I ll make love to her myself too
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but that I can t
s wear— all the rest I can So Little Eyes comes to me and . ,
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murder s all out I m sorry added the doll s dressmaker
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you re thrown u pon the world
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It would appear so Jenny and somewhat suddenly , , .
h aving lost his way in life which did not escape the dolls ,
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dressmaker .
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Verily Jenny said he the question is to the pu rpose
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On foot ? asked Miss Wren , with a chop .
j ourney .
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The best thing you can do said Jenny for the time , ,
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Nobody s there bu t my bad child and Lizzie s lodging stands ,
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pursuing these two designs — they both mea nt rum the only ,
so like their own dress that perhaps they take the Market
for a great wardrobe ; but be it what it may y o u Shall see ,
rej ected cabbage leaf and cabbage stalk dress such damaged
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and mouldy litter— Heaven knows into what h oles they can
convey them having no home — whose bare feet fall with
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and in worse case than ever But not yet at his worst ; .
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The m ore the door resisted him the more dangerous and ,
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Let us see what it is cried the dressmaker Let us ,
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Oh yes dear gentlemen he s my child out without
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leave My poor bad bad boy ! and he don t know me he
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don t know me ! Oh what shall I do cried the little
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creat u re wildly beating her hands together
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when my own ,
child d o n t k n o w me
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maker bent over the exhau sted form and vainly tried to
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extract some Sign of recognition from it : It s her drunken
father .
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shining upon him that he didn t need the beast so furio us ,
let us forget it .
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You are a good girl you are a patient girl , .
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As for patience she would reply wi th a shrug not , ,
never have called him names But I hope I did it for his .
thing
With such talk mostly in a cheerful tone on the part of ,
now stood the sombre stu ff that the occasion required and
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And now said Miss Jenny having knocked off my rosy
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on Humph
. Very fa i r indeed ! If He could see me now
(whoever he is) I hope he wouldn t repent of his bargain
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not far off And when I re turn we ll have a cup of tea and
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of stupid undertaker s things for my poor child a n d seeming ,
SIM P L E F UN E RAL ARR ANG E M E NTS 85 5
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as if I was t r ying to smuggle em out of this world with
h im when of course I must break down in the attempt a n d
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bring em all back again As it is there ll be nothing to
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bring back but me and that s quite consistent for I sh a n t
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shuffled with him t o the chu rchyard and who were preceded ,
dressmaker came forth and washed her face and made the , ,
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tea. You wouldn t mi n d my cutting out something while
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a coaxing air .
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Cinderel la dear chil d the old man expostulated will
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Have you seen it to d a y then asked Riah -
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Yes godmother Saw it j ust now It s a surpl ice that s
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And what have you to do with that Jenny ,
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Why godmother replied the dressmaker
, , you must ,
tion are obli ged to keep our eyes always open And you
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85 6 O UR MUTUAL F RI E ND
know already that I have many extra expenses to meet j ust
now So it came into my head while I was w eeping at my
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with a clergyman .
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What can be done asked the old man .
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pating h i s obj ection with a nod The public don t like to ’
With her expert little ways in sharp action she had got ,
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a doll into whitey brown paper orders before the meal was -
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gentleman .
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Pardon me said the gentleman You are the dolls
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dressmaker
I am the dolls dressmaker sir ’
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Lizzie He x am s friend ’
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Sh e had read it .
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There was no time to make it longer Time was so .
dying .
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J E NNY ASK E D FO R 85 9
The dressmaker clasped her hands and uttered a little ,
piteous cry .
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Is dying repeated Lightwood with emotion
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at some , ,
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We were both sure that he asked for you .
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If you delay he m ay die with his request u n gr a ti fie d
with his last wi sh— intrusted to me —s e have long been
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and bandaged and bound lying helpless on its back with its , ,
form .
and she had a little table placed at the foot of his bed .
Sitting there with her rich shower of h air falling over the
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chair back they hoped she might attract his n otice With
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the same obj ect Sh e would sing just above her breath when
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he opened his eyes or she saw his brow knit into that faint ,
left him .
The two days became three and the three days became ,
a whisper .
Will I
Send for her ?
My dear fellow she 1 8 h e I e , .
li ght
Eugene smiled Yes ,
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I have not seen them since I saw you I never see them .
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It was a pretty fa ncy said Eugene ,
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But I have heard my birds Sin g cried the little creatu re , ,
She touched his lips with her hand a n d shaded her eyes ,
with that same hand as she went back to her work and her
little low song He heard the so n g with evident pleasure
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Mortimer .
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My dear Eugene .
over him once more was about to caution him when he s aid
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dear fellow you wanted to say somethin g to your old fri end
—to the friend wh o has always loved you ad m ired you
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if he could .
Tut tut ,
said Eugene W ith a tender glance as the
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other put his hand before his face I am not worth it I . .
Eugene
Her innocent reputation woul d be ru i ned my friend ,
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it an d I know !
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Be comforte d my dear Eugene ,
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you must keep him silent and save him Don t thin k of .
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those who te nded him, he would roll his head upon the
pillow incessantly repeating the name in a hurried and i m
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presence and her touch upo n his breast or face would often
stop this and then they learned to expect that he would for
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As the man rising from the deep would disappear the sooner
for fighting with the water so he in his desperate struggle ,
One afternoon when he had been lying still and Liz zie
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My dear Eugene I am here ,
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But I know th e re s no h ope Yet I pray it may last long’
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Try tr y !
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then his eyes were losing the expression they s o rarely r e '
covered .
THE O NE L OV E D N AM E 86 7
Hold me here dear fellow if you can Sto p my wander
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shall do
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Keep me here for only a Single m i nute I a m g om g .
me — stop me
My poor Eugene try to be calm , .
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Don t let me wander till I have spoken Give me a little .
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more wine .
profoundly said ,
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You can leave me with Jenny while you speak to h e r ,
and tell her what I beseech of her You can leave me with .
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Eugene !
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I am going ! You can t hold me ’
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His eyes were fixed again and th e only word that came ,
ever in her watch and she now came up and touched Light ,
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wood s arm as he look ed down at his friend despairingly , .
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Hush Sh e said with her finger O II her lips His eye s
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are closing He ll be conscious when he next opens them
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Try it said the little creature with an excited and
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exultant face She then bent over the unconscious man and
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for the first time kissed him on the cheek an d kissed the
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I a m going on from the point where we broke off I S .
tell her so and entreat her to be your wife You ask her
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Yes God bless yo u ! Yes
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True But I had not the clue then How do you think
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I got it ?
Glancing wistfully around Eugene saw Miss J enny at the ,
foot of the bed lo o king at him with her elbows on the bed , ,
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Yes indeed said Lightwood
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the discovery was hers , , .
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Amen I am su re of that B ut I shall not come through
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it Mortimer
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You will not be the less hopeful or less strong for this ,
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Eugene .
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No Touch my face with you rs in case I Should not
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hold out till you come back I love you Mortimer Don t .
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dressmaker s way of bu siness that one might have supposed ,
Ro k e s m i th .
not John Bella was asking herself the question when that ,
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fl u ttering little fool of a servant fluttered in saying Mr , ,
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Lightwood
Oh good gracious
Bella had but time to throw a handkerchief over the
basket when Mr Lightwoo d made h i s bow There was
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husband said Bella ,
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I ll bring him i n ’
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John Stopped with his hand upon the lock of the room
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door .
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Come u p stairs my darling -
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me all about it .
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All very well to say Tell me all about it ; but J ohn ,
now and then even while Bella told h i m all about it Yet
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You can t do that John ,
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thought of .
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Am I to go alone John ,
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you to excuse me to him altogether .
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You never mean John dear that you are not going to , ,
him so .
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That s a little unfortunate but it can t be helped Un
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fortunate or fortunate I positively cannot see him my love , ,
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Bella cast about in her mind what could be his reason for
this unaccountable behaviour as she sat on his knee looking ,
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John dear you never can be jealous of Mr Lightwood
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fault .
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It was your fault that I admired you returned her ,
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hu sband with a look of pr ide in her and why not you r
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every one who u sed to find my wife beautiful and winn ing ! ”
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I am half angry with you Jo hn dear said Bella laugh , ,
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ing a little and half pleased with you ; because you are
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None my love ,
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burn And yet I have exactly the same obj ection t o both
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of them .
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Oh John ,
retorted Bella a s if she were giving him up ,
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for a bad j ob as she u sed to give up herself
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You are .
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injury .
with a grave smile as she cast down her eyes and pouted ,
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again look at me I want to Speak to you . .
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In earnest Blue Beard of the secret chamber ? asked
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In earnest And I confess to the secret chamber Don t
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mean it .
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Th e t i me will come my darling —I am n o prophet but
I say s o —when you wi ll be tried The time will come I
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Sp r o d gk i n . .
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How is Mr Rok e s m i th and i s he gone before us or d oes
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he follow u s
It becoming necessary upon this to send h i m to bed , ,
the first for a twi c e told white one seems almost to become
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glad of it
I don t know h ow it is said Mrs Milv e y
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and I am ,
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s u r e you don t F rank but the clergy and their wives seem
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somewhere .
He stood with his back towards them and his gloved hands ,
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spoke to him
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I cannot recall your name he said but I remember to , ,
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have seen you in your school .
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My name is Bradley Headstone sir he replied backing , , ,
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I am afraid
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Yes I am overworked j ust at present sir
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said Mr Mi lv e y with a s m ile because I have a wife already
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Y o u are quite ill Mr Headstone ! ,
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the schoolmaster to lea n against the pillar with his hat in his
hand and to pull at his neckcloth as if he were trying to tear
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o f one of the attendants to him by saying : There is a ,
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I infer from what he told me that he is subj ect to such
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attacks He will come to in the air in a little while
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of the man atta c ked than that he was a man of very respect
able occupation who had said he was out of health as his
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Then the train rattled among the house tops and among -
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the ragged sides of houses torn down to make way for it and ,
it shot across the river : bursting over the quiet surface like
a bomb shell and gone again as if it had exploded in the
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of weed s and flowers turn here turn there are noisy or still, , , ,
find his wanderings done At last they saw its dim light .
b e Sitting by him
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but said not a word Neither did any of them speak but a l l
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in this ni ght watch mingling with the flow of the river and
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with the rush of the train came the qu estions into Bella s ,
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that h a d been his term Her passing through the trial was .
to make the man she loved with all her heart triumphant .
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Term not to sink out of sight in Bella s breast .
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sensible and said at once : How does the time go
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Has
our Morti mer come back
Lightwood was there imme d i ately to answer for himself , .
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we both
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Dear boy ! ret u rned Eugene with a smile ,
thank you heartily Lizzie tell them how wel come they are
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We know it ,
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I am much happier said Eugene ,
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The dolls dressmaker with her hands before her face wept
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groo m could not move his hand they touched his fingers
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with the ring and so put it on the bride When the two
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there When the ceremony was done and all the rest de
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parted from the room Sh e drew her arm under his head and , ,
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Undraw the curtai n s my dear gir l said Eugene after , , ,
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a while and let us see our wedding d a y
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The s u n was risi n g and his first rays struck into the room ,
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as she Came b ack and put her lips to his I bless the '
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day ! s aid Eugene
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I bless the day ! said Lizzie . .
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said E ugene “
A shattered graceless fellow stretched at
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“
I have m ade the m a rriage that I would have given all
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the world to dare to hope for she replied ,
.
“
You have thrown yourself away said Eugene shaking , ,
“
his head But you have followed the treasure of your
.
girl ! Y o u heroine
Her own eyes filled under his praises And when he .
,
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my dear !
C HA P TER XI I
times the ship upon the ocean made her V oyage safely an d
, ,
Rok e s m i th !
“
Would you not l i ke to be rich n o w my darling ? ,
I not rich
These were among the first words spoken near th e baby
Bella as she lay asleep She soon proved to be a baby of
.
him of the days when she had a pet doll and u sed to talk
to it as she carried i t about The world might have been
.
baby ; or who was held behind doors and poked out to Stop
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its father s way when he came home a s this baby was ; or , ,
“
I ad m it that I am rather uneasy my own ,
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Then p l ease to tell me what about s i r , .
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Bu t no he evaded that Never mind ! th ought Bella ”
, .
,
“
I e s o l u te l y . John requires me to put perfect faith I n him ,
waiting for her at her j ourney s end and they walked away ’
,
now let them make believe that yonder fine carriage was
theirs and that it was waiti ng to take them home to a fine
,
house they had what would Bella in that case best like to , ,
’
everything she wanted Sh e couldn t say B ut by degrees
,
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,
the loveliest little birds as there was not the smallest doubt
,
NO j ewels for your own W ear for instance and B ella had
,
’
He stopped as if he were petrifi ed by the sight of Bella s
husband who in the same moment had chan ged colour
,
.
”
Mr Lightwood and I h ave met before he said
.
,
.
”
Mr Lightwood told me h e had never seen you
. .
”
I did not then know th a t I had said Lightwood dis ‘
, ,
publicly offered
I would h ave avoided mention i ng it in your presence ,
“
said Lightwood to Bella delicately ; but since yo u r h u s ,
“
Quite tru e But it was not m y obj ect or m y interest
.
“
”
Mr Lightwood pursued her husband as chance h a s
brought us face to face at last —which is not to be wondered
.
, ,
you cannot fail to know that you r own extraor d i n ary conduct
has laid you under suspicio n .
“
I k n ow it h a s was all the reply ,
”
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’
Don t be alarmed my darling Mr Lightwoo d will find , . .
“ “
I think s i r said Lightwood , ,
”
you can scarcely deny ,
day .
”
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Lightwood stood irresolute but Bella s husband passed him ,
, ,
”
have perfect faith in you and I said yes and I meant it , ,
.
“
You cannot have been prepared my dearest for such a , ,
”
prepare to be tried and I prepared myself ,
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,
“
soon be o ver and the truth would soon appear
,
And .
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now he went on lay stress my dear on these words that
, , , ,
“
manner to bri ng myself to the recollection of Mr Jul i us
, .
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You favoured me Mr Handford said Mr Inspector ,
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,
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,
“
Cer tainly Here if you please was the reply
.
, , .
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Why retorted Mr Inspector again u sin g his pocket
,
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,
“
handkerchief though there s nothing for the lady to be at
,
’
gallantry .
busin ess is .
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Really ? I s that so ? said Mr In spector But it s a . .
’
sex to live and lea rn from an d there s nothing a lady can t ,
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accomplish when she once fully gives her mind to it It s .
meet him and me you l l say— and say right— that there s
, ,
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Do you propose to take me into custody ? inquired
John Rok e s m i th very coolly ,
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I don t say whether with having some knowledge of it that
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hasn t come out .
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You don t surprise me I foresaw your vi sit this afternoon
Don t ! said Mr Inspector
. .
’ ” “
Why why argue ? It s . .
,
’
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I don t think it will ’
.
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I have invited this worthy o fficer my dear said John , ,
”
,
been so gravelled and that what a game was this to try the
,
a laughing
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with the hal f enj oying and half piqued air of
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have noted any thing more if she had been less afraid of him , ,
and n ot the faintest flash of the real state of the case broke
i n upon her mind Mr Inspector s increased notice of her
. .
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you see ? aug m ented her timidity and consequ ently her
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It need be sharp t o suit your wits s i r said Miss Abbey , , .
‘
And who are they If one may ask it without detriment
to your deep plans in the inte rests of the honest public ? ”
genius .
“
They are strangers in this part o f the town Miss Abbey .
, .
“ “ ”
While they re waiting said M i ss Abbe y couldn t you
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, ,
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j oin u s
Mr Inspector immediately sli pped into the bar and sat
.
,
“
my supper till later in the night said he and therefore I ,
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glass of flip if that s flip in the j ug in the fender
, .
“ ’ “ ”
That s flip replied Miss Abbe y and it s my making
, ,
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and if even you can find out better I shall be glad to know ,
—
Ah h ! cried Mr Inspector “
That s the smack ! . .
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, ,
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Glad to hear you say so rej oined Miss Abbey , .
“ ”
Mr Job Potterson Mr Inspector continued I drink
you r health Mr Jacob Kibble I drink yours Hope you
.
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, ,
. . .
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”
have made a prosperous voyage home gentlemen both ,
.
you sir
,
.
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“ ”
Lord bles s my soul and body ! cried Mr Inspector . .
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a bright and ready twinkle in his eye there s a neatness in ,
,
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reliab i lity about him in case you wanted a basin which po ints ,
’
out the steward ! And Mr Kibble ; ain t he Passen ger all .
’
over ? While there s that mercantile cut upon him which
would make you happy to give him credit for five hundred
pound don t you see the sal t s e a shining on him too
,
’
’
And as for stewarding I th i nk it s time my brother gave ,
’
that up and took this House i n han d on his sister s retiring
, .
’
The House will go to pieces if he don t I wouldn t sell it ’
.
,
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been .
“ ’
There you re right Miss said Mr In spector A , ,
. .
the F orce the Six Joll y F ell owsh ip Porters and the F orce -
,
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Kibble .
“
And talk of Time sli pping by you as if it was an animal ,
”
at rustic sports with his tail soape d said Mr Inspecto r , .
.
,
Mr Kibble
. Taken ill sir ? ,
back to Bella took her in his arms (for she was terrified by
,
“ ’
We ll get your lady out at once Immediately Bella and .
”
her husband were under the stars making their way back , ,
,
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II o u s e J
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In a word my love said John the China House is
, ,
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more .
“
Then are you already in another House Jo hn
, ,
I am rather better o ff .
”
m l m m Hoo — ray !
ge p e o r u s .
“ ”
I am afraid my life said John that you have become
, , ,
“
Afraid I have John Of cou rse I h ave ,
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Oh John ,
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J ohn dear ! cried Bella looking out of the window in
”
The h ouse door was Opened without any knock ing or ring
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ing and John promptly helped her out The servant who
, .
mean
Nothing my darling nothing Let us go on
, ,
. .
than the flowers were flying about ; and among those birds
,
were gold and silver fish an d mosses and water lilies and .
,
-
,
“ ”
Oh my dear John ! said Bella
,
What does this .
mean
Noth i ng my darl ing nothing Let us go on
, ,
. .
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I don t know what it means but it s too mu ch for me ,
.
John cau ght her up in his arm and li ghtly dashed into ,
my deary
C HAP T ER X I I I
and John l ike some j ovial good spir it was mar vellous
, , .
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Old lady old lady said Mr Boffin at
, ,
you .
,
“
I m a going to begin Noddy my dear returned Mrs
’
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.
“ “
Who is this repeated Bella My husband . .
Ro k e s m i th .
Not a bit of it
,
“ ’
I can t guess said Bella turnin g her pale face from ,
”
one to another .
“
I could cried Mrs Bofii n ,
”
and what s more I did .
,
’
Didn t I Noddy ?
’
’
hi s Secretary s room and I says to Noddy I am going by , ,
that had been lying sprink led thick about him ever since
I first set eyes upon him as a man at th e Bower took fire ! ,
’
That s a very good arrangement cried Mrs Boffin : ,
”
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you come and lay yours a top of his and we won t break the -
,
’
‘
is o ff Well ! Wh en I cries out that night I know you
.
,
n o w ! you re J ohn !
’ ’
John catches of me it is true ; but ,
, ,
’
I might say as I did say that night at the B ower for the
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, ,
and down he goes likewise with his head under the writing ,
“ ’
That s right my dear don t you mind him said Mrs
, ,
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,
.
going away to seek his fortune far and wide an d had fully ,
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may be a leetle spoilt and n a t r a lly spoilt he says by ,
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MRS . B O FF IN C O NTINU ES 9 3 0
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circumstances but that s only on the surfa c e and I lay m y
, ,
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life he says that she s the true golden gold at heart
,
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’
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So did you said Mr Bo ffin ,
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Don t you mind him a single morsel my dear proceeded , ,
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Mrs Bo ffin but stick to me Then says J ohn Oh if he
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, .
. , ,
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,
take no notice of it .
‘
Prove it John ! we says repeated Mrs Bofii n
,
’
,
. .
happy for the first time in your life and for the rest of your
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life
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T h is puts J ohn in a state to be su re Then we says , [
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,
‘
What will content you ? If she was to stand up for you
when you was slighted if she was to s how herself of a ,
truest to you when you was poorest and friendliest and all
‘
‘
says my Noddy make your preparations for the a scent , ,
broad brown b a n d .
“
F rom the first you was a lways a special favourite of ,
,
”
Oh you were .
, .
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But bless you pursued Mrs Bofli n
,
if you could h ave , .
,
‘ ’
and chuckle over himself ! The way he d say I ve been a ’
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regular brown bear to day and take himself in his arms and -
,
‘
But every night he says to me Better and better old ,
‘
we ever done And then he d say I ll be a grislier old
.
’ ’
,
’
me was often forced to slap his back and bring it out of his .
”
And so my good and pretty pursued Mrs Bo ffin
,
you , .
,
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then as was first meant
,
No he says she s so unselfish .
, ,
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, ,
‘
She is such a cheerful glorious house wife that I can t a fford , ,
’
,
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baby was born he says She is so much better than she ever
, ,
,
I must wait a little .
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longer And so he goes on and on till I s ays o u tright
.
, ,
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Now John if you don t fix a ti m e for se tting her up in her
, ,
’
Informer Then he says he ll only wait to triumph beyond
.
,
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agreed to that and he was right and here yo u are and the
, , ,
The pile of hands dispersed and B ella and Mrs Bo ffin took ,
.
“ “
But i s the sto ry done said Bella pondering Is there ,
.
no mo re of it ?
‘
What more of it should there be dear y ? returned Mrs ,
.
‘
I don t th i nk I have said Mrs Bofli n archly
’
,
”
.
,
.
“
John dear said Bella you re a good nurse ; will you
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that ever was set up anywhere pointing out the road that I ,
“ ”
head to fo ot I wish you d help me out of this
, .
“ ’ ”
You can t be heard by counsel s i r returned Bella , , .
“
Well my dear said Mr Boffin the truth is that when
, ,
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.
, ,
“ ”
Confess this minute sir said Bella that you did it to , , ,
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correct and amend me !
“ “
Certainly my dear child said Mr Boffin ,
I didn t do ,
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,
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that no sooner had my old lady found out John than John ,
made known to her and me that he had had his eye upon a
thankless person by the name of Silas W e gg Partly for the .
“
Still said Bella after this meditative pause
, there , ,
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real ; did she ? You never did ; did you ? asked Bella ”
turning to her .
glowing negative .
“
And yet you took it very much to heart said Bella ,
.
”
was i n you r secret ?
Why it was a weakness I n th eold lady said Mr Boffin
, , .
and yet to tell you the whole truth and nothin g but the
,
’
truth I m rather proud of it My dear the old lady thinks
,
.
,
’
so high of me that she couldn t abear to see and hear me '
“ “
I assure you my dear said Mr Boffin that on the
, ,
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.
,
celebrated day when I made what has since been agreed upon
to be my grandest demonstration—I allude to Mew says
the cat Qu ack quack says the du ck and Bow wow wow says
- - -
, ,
playing a part .
”
thought of it afore the momen t my dear ! he observed to ,
“
B ella .When John said if he had been so happy as to ,
“
Oh yes cried Bella covering her face with her hands ,
908 OU R MU T U A L F RIEND
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, , ,
her over and over again , that it had been prolonged by her
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own winning graces in her suppo sed station of life This led .
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the rear And on Bella s exquisite toilette table was an
.
”
a time .
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The hou se inspected emissaries removed the Inexhaustible , ,
“
Come and look in Noddy ! said Mrs Bo ffin to Mr ,
”
. .
Bo ffin .
seated in a little low chair upon the hearth with her child ‘
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A P RE TTY P ICTURE 91 1
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It looks as if the old man s spirit had found rest at last
’
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the grisliest growling of the regular brown bear A pretty .
that the event befell on the very day when the last waggon
load of the last Mound was d riven out at the gate s of Bo ffin s ’
closely sheared .
bygone and had vigilantly sifted the dust of which they were
,
any seeing that the old hard j ailer of Harmony Jail had
,
light torchlight when they would must have been the death
, , ,
by keeping close ward over a long day s work in fog and rain ’
horrid shake and rumble under his pillow would anno u nce an
approaching train of carts escorted by this Demon of Unrest , ,
self down .
“ ”
Very good sir very good ! cried Venus ,
Will you ,
p artake s i r ?,
out of his five senses by an everl astin g dustman with his head
ti e d u p W i ll he too As if he wouldn t ! ’ ”
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,
. .
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“
If you come to that you don t seem i n your usu al ,
’
spirits growled W e gg
,
“
You seem to b e setti ng up for .
lively .
”
“
An d you ve been havin g you r hair cut ! said W e gg
’ ”
,
“
Yes Mr W e gg
,
But don t let that put you out
. .
’
either .
”
,
“
with culminating discontent What are you goin g to do
next
“
Well Mr W e gg said Venus smi li ng in a sprightly
,
.
, ,
to do next .
has been what it has been It s well for you to have had so .
’
’ ”
You haven t had y ou r rest broke I ll be boun d ,
’
.
‘
Not at all sir said Venu s Never rested so well in
, ,
”
.
Ah ! grumbled W e gg
”
you should have been me If ,
.
your sleep and your meals and you r mind for a stretch of
, , ,
of sorts .
“
Certain ly it has train ed you down Mr W e gg said ,
.
,
’
Ven u s contemplating his figure with an artist s eye
,
.
“
Tra i ned you down ve r y low it has SO weazen and yellow ,
, ,
to put on his glasses and stare at all the nooks and c orners
of the dim shop in succession .
’ ”
Why you ve been having the place cleaned up ! he
,
exclaimed .
“
Yes Mr W e gg By the hand of adorable woman
“
. . .
,
, ,
married
“
That s it sir ’
,
.
inquiry
To the old party
Mr W e gg
. said Ven u s with a sud d en flu sh of wrath , .
“
I meant explained W e gg testily ,
” “
to the party as , ,
“ ”
.
, , ,
”
d i ou s strings is Miss Pleasant Riderhood formed .
” “
Sir returned Venu s with dignity I accept the altered
, ,
“
When is it to come o ff ? asked Silas .
question .
”
“
and its stock i n trade a going to give her
-
and wh ere she
-
,
-
’
“
Sir returned Venus I again accept the altered phrase
,
”
, ,
’
W here she has already given her art next Monday ,
.
“
Then the lady s objection has been met ? said Silas ’
.
” ’
, ,
”
thought sir and it took root
, , .
“
It woul d seem Mr Venus observed W e gg with a touch , .
, ,
“
However said W e g g after eyeing him with another
,
”
,
“
touch of distrust I wish you j oy One man spends his ,
.
Indeed Mr W e gg ? .
”
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low the hour is come for Bofii n to stump up Would ten
,
.
Silas .
day .
, '
W e gg “
As a matter of form which will be a greea ble to
.
,
folding doors -
.
’ ’
to be dismissed An d y o u ain t gone ain t you Oh ! We ll
.
,
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, .
Sl oppy
’
s .
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Ha ha ha gentlemen ! roared Sloppy in a peal of
, , , ,
“
laughter and with i mmeasurable relish
,
He never thought .
“
Oh said W e gg slightly d i s c om fite d but not much as , ,
’ ”
No fellows or I ll throw you out of win der !
,
“
Oh ! You employed him Boffin ? Very good Mr , . .
’
Venus we raise our terms and we can t do better than
, ,
, ,
.
,
terms .
”
.
, , ,
abruptly .
“
Silas W e gg said Venu s know that I took the liberty
, ,
“
“
Qui te true added Mr Boffin ; and I tested Venu s by
,
.
cert ainly .
”
“
Venus inclined his head with respect and gratitude Thank .
bowed .
with sharp eyes and a certain cringi ng air was infusing itself
,
Venus .
“
Everything else between you and me Mr W e gg said ,
.
,
Venus now explains itself and you can now make out sir
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I ll leave you W e gg said Mr Bo ffin laughing as fa r
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, , .
, ,
as I a m co n cerned
Bof—fin
.
the brass underneath you r silver plating You have got you r .
stake you can a fford to come the indepen dent game Why
,
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,
. ,
,
1 e s e n t paper
p
“
It I s a will of m y late father s of more recent date than ’
“
Right you are ! cried W e g g ”
Then screwing the .
,
weight of his body upon his wooden leg and screwing his ,
worth ?
Nothing said John Harmon , .
at arm s length ’
I shall make two more short speeches to
,
“
Now scou ndrel he pursued I am going to finish
,
“
, ,
’
.
should take the fortune and that he should take his Mound ,
that I didn t try to twist your head off and fling th a t out
’
u nderstand
Silas released put his hand to his throat cleared it an d
, , , ,
“
I am sorry W e g g said Mr Bofiin in his clemency
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, ,
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, ,
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than the bad one we are forced to entertain But I shouldn t .
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W EG G S CLAIM FO R C O M PE N SATI O N 92 3
like to leave you after all said and done worse o ff in life
, ,
“
An d in another place J ohn Harmon struck in ,
”
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’ ”
don t come outside these windows .
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Mr Boffin retu rned W e gg in avaricious humiliation
.
,
”
“
Then they can t be paid for said J ohn Harmo n ’
, ,
“
But it s difficult to name what s right said Mr Bo fli n
’ ’
,
.
“ ’
uneasily with his hand in his pocket
,
and I don t want to ,
“
There was likewise resumed W e gg a pair of trestles ,
”
, ,
trestles O ffered five and six — a sum I would not hear O f for
, ,
Bo ffin .
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to y o u sir ,
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9 4 O UR MUTUAL F RI E ND
Mr Sloppy still continued his Singular and on the surfac e
.
,
a man put a price upon his mind There was likewise a hat
j us t now But I leave the O l e to you Mr Bo ffin
.
, . .
”
”
In j ustice to myself I couldn t take it sir ,
’
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, ,
behind with both hands and deftly swung him up like the ,
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prodigious Splash .
92 6 O UR MUTUAL F RI E ND
separate those two for ever he had been made the means of ,
W r a y b u r n for his wife s sake set him aside and left him to
,
’
better Bradley would far rath er have been seized for his
.
by the law for his abj ect failure as though it had been a
s u ccess — h e kept close in his school during the day ven ,
Al l this time his mind was never o ff the rack and his
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, ,
they had seen h i m in that state and that they were possessed ,
for him he turned his eyes to the door towards which they
,
He sat down on a stool which one of the boys put for him ,
fit went off for that time and he wiped his mouth and stood , ,
Up again .
’
Where young folks learns wot s right ? said Riderhood ,
“
gravely nodding Beg your pardon governor ! By your
.
,
”
You re the master are you learned governor ?
’
, ,
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And a lovely thing it must be said Riderhood fur to , ,
“ ” ’
Is it though ! said Riderhood Who d have thought .
, ,
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surveying the class but I do admire learning in O thers I , .
should dearly like to hear these here young folks read that
there name o ff from the writing , .
’
The arms O f the class went up At the miserable master s .
“
nod the shrill chorus arose : B radley Headstone
NO ? cried Riderhood
,
“
”
You don t mean it ? Head .
’
turn
Another tossing of arms another nod an d another shrill , ,
“
chorus Bradley Headstone
I ve got it now said Riderhood after attentively listen
’
,
“ ’
ing and internally repeating : Bradley I see C h r i s e n
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Shrill chorus Yes
Might you be acquainte d learned governor S aid Rider , ,
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hood with a person of about yo u r own heighth and breadth
, ,
and wot u d pull down in a scale about your own wei ght
’
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, ,
“
I ll tell him so
’
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’
D ye think he ll come asked Ri derhood ’
.
I am sure he will .
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l ook h i m up .
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He shall know it .
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Oh It s in the way O f school
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cried Riderhood I ll .
’
pound it Master to be in th e way o f s c h o oL Wot s the
, ,
on the land
S h rill chor u s : Seas rivers lakes and ponds , , ,
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Seas rivers lakes and ponds said Riderhood
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They ve, ,
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the master to get through his w eary work as he might and ,
Mill Lock He rose so early that it was not yet light when
.
decent Silver watc h and its decent guard and wrote inside ,
“ ”
the paper : Kindly take care O f these for me He then .
s till lingered in the air and was falling white while the , ,
wind blew black The tardy day did not appear until he
.
had been on foot two hours and had traversed a great part ,
man who stood where Riderhood had stood that early morning .
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his pace then but went steadily on The ground was now
,
.
took heed O f nothing but the ice the snow and the distance , , ,
around The ice and the snow and he and the one light
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before h i m lay the place where he had struck the worse than
useless blows that mocked him with Lizzie s presence there ’
where the light was was the man who as to both distances
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shrunk .
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He mended his pace keeping his eyes upon the light with ,
he struck the door with his hand his foot followed so quickly ,
The light was the j oint product of a fire and a can dle .
Between the two with his feet on the iron fender sat Rider
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His visitor looked down with a surly nod His outer clothing .
removed the visitor then took a seat on the oppo s ite side of
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the fire .
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Not a smoker I thin k said Riderhood pushing a bottle
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They both lapsed into Sil ence with their eyes upon the ,
fire.
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You don t need to be told I am here said Bradley at
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I ll begin said Riderhood when I ve smoked this here
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pipe out .
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I ll begin
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he then repeated Bradley Headstone
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Master if you wish it
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Wish it I wish to know what you want with me .
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I have left it behind .
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I want it But it can be fetched I ve took a fancy
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to it .
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I want it repeate d Riderhood in a lou der voice
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I mean to have it .
Anything else
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E v e r y th i n k else roared Riderhood in a very loud and ,
furious way .
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Ans wer me like that, and I won t talk to ’
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you at all .
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Don t so much as look at me l i ke that or I won t tal k ,
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to you at all vociferated Riderhood , B ut; instead of .
smash you .
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Go on said Bradley after moistening his lips
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ha ve Split the T other go vernor to chips and wedges without
my caring except that I might have come upon you for a
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all ? But when you O opied my clothes and when you copied ,
water Weir Mill Lock was there a man as had had words '
with him coming through in his boat Look a t the Lock '
played it long ago ; long afore you tried you r clumsy hand
at it in days when you hadn t begun croaking your l e c te r s ’
changed your clothes and hid your clothes I see you with ,
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sl ipping along the street over night and watched you till -
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you was safe housed I ll have one settlement with you for .
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Riderhood I a m a man who has lived a retired life I
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friends .
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That s a lie said Riderhood
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You ve got one friend as
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a blue monkey !
Bradley s face darkened and his hand slowly closed on the
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I went i nto the wrong shop fust last Thursday said , , ,
the encircling smoke fro m his pipe fannin g it away with his
hand and blo wi ng it Off
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Poof Yes said Riderhood withdrawing hi s attention
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from the smoke I spoke to her I didn t say much to
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young ladies (I never did set up for a lady s man) and she ’
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I tells her Oh no n oth i n k wrong The master s my wery
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good friend But I see how the land laid and that she was
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comfortable off .
Bradley put the purse in his po cket grasped his left wrist ,
with his right hand and sat rigidly contempla tin g the fire ,
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She couldn t live more handy to you than she does said ,
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Ride rh ood and when I go e s home with you (as of cou r se I
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of time You can marry her arter you and me have come
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to a settlement She s nice looking and I know you can t be
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once did he change his attitude or loosen his hold upon his ,
that was turning h i m old he sat with the dark lines deepen , ,
ing in his face its stare becoming more an d more haggard its
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hair degenerating .
Bradley came from the window and put on his outer coat
an d hat .
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Hadn t us better have a bit 0 breakfast afore we start ?
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said Riderhood I t ain t good to freeze a e mpty stomach
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Master .
out of the Lock house Catch ing u p from the table a piece -
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his side .
Side by side .
got up again and ag ain went out but this time turned the
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this time as before did they go into the Lock hou se for
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following The Weir s there and you ll have to come back
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y ou k n ow .
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Yo u d bette r by far be reasonable Bradley Headstone
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Let go I said Riderhood ”
Stop ! What are you .
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I can be ! returned B radley in a desperate clenched
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voice . I am resolved to be I ll hold y ou li vi ng and I ll .
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l ying under the ooze and scum beh i n d one of the rotting
g ates Riderhood s hold had relaxed probably in falling and
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B radley s iron ring and the rivets of the iron rin g held tight
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to set all matters right that had strayed in any way wrong ,
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out affairs for which John s fictitious death was to be con
s i d e r e d in any way responsible they u sed a very broad and ,
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James s no longer ravening but mild to inform him that
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and had been enraptu red and enchanted Pa had als o been .
for ever and ever But Ma came later and came as was
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h er due in state
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I wish to goodness Ma s ai d La vvy throwing herself , , ,
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back a m ong the cushions with her arms crossed that you d , ,
loll a little .
Yes Ma, .
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I hope said the impressive lady I am incapable of it
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Mr Sampson she began
. I cannot permit you to mis , ,
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Let him alone Ma Miss La v v y i n te r p os e d with h a u gh ti
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It is indifferent to me what he says or does .
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Nay Lavinia quoth Mrs Wilfer
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this tou ches the
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Miss La vv y interposed beca u se I am quite as important as ,
o n Mr Sampson s part ?
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It is only ma am Mr Sampson explained in exceed
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i n g ly low Spirits because in a pecuniary sense I am , , ,
highly connected Can I hope that she will still remain the .
Short ?
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If you a r e not satisfied with your position sir observed , ,
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Miss Lavinia with much politeness we can set you down
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coachman .
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Dearest Lavinia urged Mr Sampson pathetically I ,
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adore you .
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Then if you can t do it in a more agreeable manner ’
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returned the young lady I wish you woul d n t ,
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I also pursued Mr Sampson
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respect you ma am to .
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madness .
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When you have to compete with the rich and influential ,
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that this was more than human and was brou ght upon
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An ormolu clock George and the like While through , ,
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the whole of the decorations Mrs Wilfer led the way with ,
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the day was a pattern to all impres siv e women under similar
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t o offer her affronts with the dishes and to pour forth out ,
last it would have been hard to say whether it was with the
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enj oyed it all merril y and told his wife when he and she , ,
were alone that her natural ways had never seemed So dear ly
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natural as beside this foil and that alth ough he did not ,
occurred at about the same period ; and this was the first
interview between Mr Sloppy and Miss Wren . .
upon a full d ressed doll some two Sizes larger than that
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Come i n sir said Miss Wren wh o was working at her
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Oh indeed ! cried Jenny Ah ! I have been looking .
yourself .
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Did you Miss ? grinned Sloppy I am sure I am
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Pitching somebody into a mud cart said Miss Wren -
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Bless us exclaimed Miss Wren with a start Don t ,
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open your mouth as wide as that young man or it ll catch , ,
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Now that the Mounds is don e .
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with it is I ll tell you what Miss I Should like to make
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you something .
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Much O bliged But what ? .
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I coul d make you said Sloppy surveying the room I , , ,
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ornament it for you than for any one else Please may I .
l ook at it ?
Miss Wren was in the act of handing it to h i m over
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her bench when Sh e paused , But y o u had better see me
use it Sh e said sharply
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This is the way I I opp e tty , . .
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It seems to me that you hardly want it at all said ,
Sloppy .
his hand saying with that better look upon her and with
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a smile Thank you
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And as concerning the n ests and drawe rs said Sloppy , ,
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Sloppy .
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for Him .
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Him who is coming to cou rt and marry me returned ,
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Miss Wren Dear me how Slow you are
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O h Hi m said Sloppy And seemed to turn thoughtful
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and a little troubled I never thought of him When is . .
he coming Miss ? ,
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What a question ! cried Miss Wren How should I .
know
Where is he coming from Miss ,
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at present .
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way the dolls dressmaker laughed very heartily indeed SO
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There there there ,
said Miss Wren F or goodness
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come for .
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I have come for little Miss Ha r m o n s e s doll said Sloppy ,
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I thought as much remarked Miss Wren and here is ,
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I ll take more care O f her than if Sh e was a gold i m age
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said Sloppy and there s both my hands Miss and I ll soon
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by the way Mr and Mrs Boffin (exquisitely happy and
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indefinitely .
Harmon i mpart what she had known of the state of his wife s ’
God she should see how his wife had changed him
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I make n o protestations said Eugene who does ,
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to resum e her nurse s place at hi s side for he never got on ,
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well without her : that on our wedding day he told me he
almost thought the best thing he could do was to die
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AS I didn t d o it Lizzie said Eugene “
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I ll do that , , ,
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wi ll make her go Eugene had said so Bella had playfully ,
forced her .
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You are getting we l l said Mortimer with a smile ,
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Really said Eugene I mean it When M R F said
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it was tantamo u nt — i n hi m
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by ordinary standards .
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True enough said Lightwood ,
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That s all pursued Eugene that I shal l ever hear fro m
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with her and for her here in the open field When I hide ,
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have done well to have turned me over with her foot that
night when I lay bleeding to death and to have spat in my ,
dastard face .
the future until Lizzie came back After resuming her place
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at his side and tenderly touching his han ds and his head
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Sh e said
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Eugene dear you made me go out but I ought to have
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stayed with you Y o u are more flushed than you have been
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Nothing replied Eugene but looki n g forward to your
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c oming back .
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And talking to Mr Lightwood said Lizzie turning to .
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disturbed you .
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F aith my dear love ! retorted Eugene in his O l d airy
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manner as he laughed and kissed her
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I rather think it ,
s i d e r a b l e period .
C HA P T ER THE LA ST
THE VO I C E O F SO C I ET Y
the Pocket Breaches Thou sands and that the Veneeri n gs will
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retire to Calais there to live on Mrs Veneeri n g s diamonds
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the six hundred and fifty seven dearest and oldest friends he
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miles per week There is the brill ian t geniu s who turned
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false swain She summons the deserter to her with her fan
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what Russia means s ir says Podsnap ; we know what , ,
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Tormentor ! returns the dear young creature You .
to consider . So I was
How was the bride dressed In rowing costume
Mortimer l ooks gloomy and declines to answer ,
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I hope she steered herself s k iffed herself paddled her , ,
playful Tippins .
shakes his head Boots shakes his head Bu ffer shakes his
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head .
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And now Mr Lightwood was Sh e ever pursues Pod
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of his ,
a factory girl ?
Never But Sh e h ad some employment in a paper m i ll
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I believe .General sensation repeated Brewer says Oh .
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dear ! ”
Boots says Oh dear ! Bu ffer says Oh dear !
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Then all I have to say is returns Podsnap putting the , ,
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thing away with his right arm that my gorge rises against
such a marriage —that it o ffen ds and disgusts me — that it
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Now I wo n der thinks Mortimer amused ,
whether , ,
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of this mc s a llia u ce honourable colleague of the honourable
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the Voice
Lady Tippins next canvas ses the Contractor of five hun ,
Very good You buy her at the same time a small annuity
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that porter are the fuel to that young woman s engine She .
way of looking at it .
F ort u nately she comes awake of herself and puts the ques
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money .
pound s
What does Brewer say
Brewer says what Boots says .
and bolte d .
forehead .
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think says he that this is a qu estion of the feelings of a
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gentleman .
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A gentleman can have no feelings who contracts such a
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marriage flushes Podsnap
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Pardon me sir says Twemlow rather less mildly than
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usual I don t agree with you If this gentleman s feelin gs
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Sir returns Twemlow with his wristbands bristling a
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little y ou repeat the word I repeat the word This lady
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present
This being something in the nature of a po s er for Podsnap ,
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I say resumes Twemlow if s u ch feelings on the part
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her the greater lady I beg to say that when I use the word .
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I Should like t o know sneers Podsnap whether your , ,
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noble relation would be of your opinion .
are the Voice ! But he does not ask himself the question
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left uncancelled each many more wil ls than were ever made
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