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Edited by Nina Combs Hard-hitting news from the cutting edge of modern research
There’s
something
fishy going on
in Japan—and
it’s keeping
people alive.
The sushi
secret
Japanese servings of vegetables,
people are three to five servings of
some of the fish and meat, and two
healthiest on servings of dairy and
the planet. They have the fruits — that’s keeping
highest life expectancy this country’s citizens so
for men (76) and women extraordinarily healthy,
(86), and, at 3%, the In addition to eating
lowest obesity rate. mostly energy-dense,
(The US sits at a flabby whole foods in the
32%.) They also have the right proportions, the
lowest risk of death from Japanese also serve
all causes, along with smaller portions, so
reduced odds of dying their daily calorie intake
from cardiovascular is about 25% less than
disease and stroke. that of Americans — a
So what the hell are boon in itself, as studies
they doing so right? have shown that even
Eating sushi. Or, to just an 8% reduction in
be more specific, eating calories could lead to
salmon, tuna, cod, longer life.
mackerel, octopus, eel, a To implement these
little beef, some chicken, guidelines in your own
and a whole lot of rice, life, up your intake
buckwheat noodles, of fish, veggies, and
carrots, cucumbers, grains; and the next time
mushrooms, pickles you hit a sushi joint,
Jonathan Kambouris/ Gallery Stock
Tough Guys
Need Female
Docs
Q Although men are
more likely to go to
a male doctor than
a female, they’re
less likely to be
honest with him
about symptoms
- especially if they
feel the need to be
a tough guy (read:
not show weakness
to another man),
two new Rutgers
University studies
have discovered.
But with a female
doc, they’re more
open. (Hey, they’re
just chicks — no loss EJACULATING
of mojo there, right?) AT LEAST 13
If you hold back with
Dr Dude, switch to a
female doc. You’ll be
TIMES A MONTH
LOWERS
YOUR CANCER
Your prostate
more comfortable
dropping trou — and
defences.
RISK. READY,
SET… GO! wants you to
have more sex
therapy like The more often you ejaculate,
Butt out—fast! the lower your risk of prostate
To Lose Weight,
patches and T
Wheel Your Way QDon’t try to
nicotine gum. cancer will be, US-based Harvard
to Work At the end of six University is reporting — and it
stop smoking by
months, 22% of doesn’t matter if you’re making sweet love
Q Getting and stay- tapering off — just
ing trim could be as
the cold turkeys
pick a date and quit to your honey bunch, banging a bridesmaid
easy as making your were still ciggie-
cold turkey.
free, compared with in a cab, or choking the chicken in your
job commute a little
Oxford University mom’s guest bathroom. The recent 10-year
more active. 15.5% of the gradual
Adults who bicycle researchers split follow-up to a 2004 study confirmed that
quitters.
to work weigh about almost 700 subjects
Why? Struggling men who ejaculated more than 21 times
five kilograms less into two groups:
to cut down gave a month had a 20% lower risk of prostate
than those who drive One who would try
the gradual group cancer than those who got off only 4 to 7
cars, and have less to kick the habit
an extra thing to
(heart-damaging) gradually, and one times a month. “Even 13 or more ejaculations F r o m t o p : A r t h u r B e l e b e a u / Tr u n k A r c h i v e ; J o n a t h a n K a n t o r / G e t t y
body fat, according do, which may
who quit all in one
have put them off
per month led to significant reductions
to UK researchers
shot. Both groups in prostate cancer risk”, says study head
who analysed data quitting altogether,
from a huge obser-
had access to Jennifer Rider, PhD. She and her colleagues
Oxford’s Nicola
vational study of tobacco cessation
Lindson-Hawley, speculate that getting rid of all of that baby
subjects aged 40–69, programmes,
including advice,
PhD, speculates. batter releases a citrate that nourishes
The Lancet Diabe-
So, go ahead, just sperm and keeps nearby cells healthy,
tes & Endocrinology support, and free
reports.
rip off the band- or that regularly flushing out all that
replacement
Even if cycling to aid — you’ll have
mouldy old baby batter purges potentially
work isn’t practi- clean lungs and
cal for you, keep this something to brag cancerous cells. And, in related penis news:
principle in mind: about with all those Two to three cups of coffee (85–170mg
Every single thing still-puffing wimps. caffeine) a day can make you 42% less
you can do to get likely to suffer from erectile dysfunction,
your butt out of the
car is a step towards Ashes to ashes…
according to a University of Texas study.
staying slimmer and Quitting smoking in Docs think the caffeine relaxes the
healthier. one fell swoop is more arteries and muscles that lead to the penis,
successful than trying
to do it gradually. allowing for more, and better, chubbies.
Knockout
belly fat!
Put your beer boep down for
the count by finding your inner
P Ali. That’s the word from Down
Under, where for 16 weeks
researchers at the University of Western
Sydney, Australia, put 12 overweight but
fairly healthy people into two test groups:
One that walked briskly four times a week
for 50 minutes per session, and one that
BOXING hit a heavy bag for the same amount
MELTS
CENTIMETRES of time, and did five boxing-related
OFF YOUR GUT. interval exercises — heavy bag, focus
IT DOESN’T HURT mitts, circular body bag, footwork drills,
YOUR STREET and skipping — in 3-minute intervals (2
CRED, EITHER.
minutes on, 1 minute rest). Four months
later, the boxers had clearly won the bout:
Their waist size was down almost seven
centimetres, they’d dropped an average
of 5 kilograms, and their body fat was
or moderately active, power our cells by to defend against
Is High-Intensity 13% lower; even their heart rate and blood
healthy men in their up to 45% post- free radicals”, says
Interval Training the study’s Robert pressure were vastly improved. And
HIIT-ing the wall? 20s did HIIT arm/ training — and that,
leg exercises (30 sec researchers say, Boushel, PhD. the walkers? They’d lost just over half a
Q To the intense work, 4 min could invite disease “Still, even centimetre from their waists, just over
consternation of HIIT rest, 4–6 sets) on 7 caused by free rad- the well-trained 200 grams, and only 5% of their body
junkies everywhere, out of 15 days. icals, like cancer or shouldn’t do HIIT fat. And though their heart rate was a bit
new research has Afterwards, accelerated ageing. more than a few better, their bp was inexplicably worse.
dumped a bucket of muscle tissue But all’s not lost, times a week.”
cold sweat on this Despite the study’s small size, it’s obvious
showed that HIIT fans: “If you And newbies?
red-hot craze. “Start slow and
that for getting lean, sleek, and shredded,
oxidative stress have a solid fitness
In a University of caused by HIIT foundation, you gradually increase putting on some gloves and whacking a
British Columbia weakened the have more enzymes the intensity over heavy bag beats the shit out of taking a
study, 12 untrained mitochondria that in your muscle several weeks.” brisk walk.
AN Y R E SE M B L AN CE TO T H E DA S H BOAR D O F
THE E-T YPE JAGUAR IS PURELY INTENTIONAL .
Enzo Ferrari called it the most beautiful car in the world. Now three new watches pay
homage to Malcolm Sayer’s ground-breaking design. The Bremont MKI, MKII and MKIII
have been developed in partnership with Jaguar. The dials are inspired by the E-Type’s
tachometer and the winding weight is based on the car’s iconic steering wheel. You may
never own the car, but a Bremont Jaguar timepiece might just be the next best thing.
Bowled over
Instead of eating off a
plate (how common!), the
I hot new restaurant trend
is plopping everything
into — wait for it — a bowl. What, not
revolutionary enough for you? Well,
it’s actually a pretty mind-blowing,
fit-body-building idea. No longer are
you forced to limit yourself to just
an entrée and two sides stuck on a
dreary plate, looking like they’re doing
time on the same cell block. Now you
can pile on just about anything your
heart desires — proteins, whole grains,
vegetables, sauces — to make up an
exciting, balanced meal with layers
of complementary tastes. Bowl meals
are especially popular at American
healthy fast-food joints like Sweetfin
Poké, Sweetgreen, and Chopt, which
are spreading across the USA. (For
other hearty meals they’ve inspired,
see “Dude, Where’s My Salad?” on
page 70). They let customers choose
from the entire menu to fill their
IF YOU WANT MORE bowl — to boost flimsy greens with
HEALTHY VARIETY chunks of lean steak and plantains,
IN YOUR MEALS, for example, or turn a boring “one
START BOWLING.
fish, one veg, one potato” plate into
a gratifying hotchpotch of salmon,
creates a high- take down the sweet potatoes, rice, cucumbers,
Matcha Beats Green quality tea powder scroll, and replace avocado, and a splash of vinaigrette.
Tea to a Pulp that can lower it with a flower To make your own bowl, says Rocket
Your
memory is your risk of heart arrangement.” Fuel author Matt Kadey, RD, “start
QHey, it’s not the disease and even Or, yeah, you could
sweet on 90s anymore, so with grains or a roasted sweet potato,
maple syrup cancer. just pick up a cup at
ditch the plain old To brew matcha, Starbucks or have add slightly smaller amounts of
QMaple syrup —
green tea and switch try this quick-and- some delivered from protein and vegetables, and end with
the real stuff, not the
to matcha, a green dirty formula: Sift Just Matcha some sort of spicy sauce — that’s the
high-fructose tea that’s packed 2 tsp matcha into (justmatcha.co.za) key to better-tasting bowl food”.
synthetic slop — may with loads more a bowl. Set a pot
play a big part in pre- phytonutrients and of water to boil,
venting brain dis- even comes with but remove it just Great bowl combos to whip (or order) up:
eases like Alzheimer’s its own traditional before it does. Pour
Green with envy.
and other dementias, Zen Buddhist 60 millilitres of Pictured: Steak Salmon (heart-healthy
Matcha tea
brewing ceremony
F r o m t o p : H a l f B a k e d H a r v e s t ; K h a n h Tr a n g / i S t o c k
a new U. of Toronto, hot water into the has a lot more (protein; energy-boosting omega-3 fats), brown rice,
Canada study shows. (participation bowl, and whisk till cardio-boosting iron), quinoa, black beans sweet potatoes (energis-
optional). antioxidants than (extra protein; fibre), corn, ing grain-free carbs),
Compounds frothy. regular green tea. tomatoes, sweet potatoes, cucumbers, avocados,
in the syrup can Unlike regular As for the age-
green tea, matcha is jalapeños (metabolism- soy-wasabi vinaigrette.
prevent proteins in old preparation boosting capsaicin),
our neurones from produced by taking ritual, it involves Chicken (clean, lean
plantains, coconut-tomato
clumping to form the—well, let’s just kimonos, bells, protein), lentils (filling
sauce.
dangerous say that, between fibre), kale, spinach
barefoot bowing,
plaque linked to the tea bush and Lamb (protein), (vitamin K), feta cheese
and, at one point,
brain disorders, your kitchen, there’s whole-grain couscous (bone-strengthening
sayeth Wikipedia, (slow-burning carbs), calcium), olives, green
researchers say. some very picky a nakadachi - grape tomatoes, romaine, beans, sliced almonds
The data echo leaf-picking, air- a break so the banana peppers, yoghurt- (cholesterol-fighting
other recent findings drying, and stem- host can “sweep based tzatziki (more pro- monounsaturated fats),
on the subject. plucking, which the tea room, tein/probiotics), sriracha. honey-tahini vinaigrette.
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two UC Berkeley
Women like it when experiments have
you go wide shown.
In one, speed
QManspreading daters watched
your fellow train videos of potential
passengers out matches in various
of their seats is postures and
downright rude. voted yes or no to
But manspreading a meeting. In the
in your Tinder pic? other, online daters
Downright smart. each posted two
As it turns profiles, one with a
out, “expansive” pic of closed posture
postures (legs and one an open
spread, arms open)
are more attractive
to the opposite sex —
especially women —
pose.
In all cases, the
open posture won
— possibly because
Can love
than “constructive”
poses (legs crossed,
arms folded) and
get more interest
it signals open-
ness and domi-
nance, says study
co-author Tanya
put you in the
on dating sites,
poorhouse?
booze? No way.
You may think you’re frugal, but chances are that
frugality goes right out the window when you
Q I dunno, man. I just But they also say
Y shop for someone you love. In a study in Judgment
read on the Internet that “regular” weed and Decision Making, subjects shopped for one of
that weed poses a smokers, the ones
greater risk to midlife who light up four–
three items: A wedding ring, a storage container for either a F r o m l e f t : C o u r t e s y o f M TA ; F e l i c i t y I n g r a m / t h e l i c e n s i n g p r o j e c t . c o m
success than alcohol. plus times a week (I’d grandfather clock or a cremated grandfather (ha!), or birthday
These scientists, think more like four- cupcakes for a loved one. Results: When buying for someone
they followed 947 plus times a day, but they loved, most subjects felt it was inappropriate to question
New Zealanders from hey, I’m no scientist. a price, look for a cheaper option, or haggle — even when
when they were 0 in At least, I don’t think I
1972–73 till they were am…), had even worse
prices were negotiable. For example, 91% of wedding-ring
38 and kept track of cash problems and job shoppers chose high-priced rings that weren’t necessarily
how much weed they prospects than alkies. high quality, and most buyers of crematory containers and
smoked, how much Well, I think it’s all b’day sweets said okay to any price quoted. But buyers of
booze they drank, and bullshit, man. Because the “clock box”, a much less personal item, did look for ways
how messed up their I’ve been sitting here
lives were compared in my underwear in
to save money. The study authors call these “sacred” vs
to their folks at 38. front of my computer “secular” purchases, meaning: No one wants to look like a
They found out that all day and all night for cheapskate in the eyes of a loved one — or society. But words
pot and booze both 15 years now, stoned to the wise: Be discriminating about how many people merit
cause downward to the bejesus, and FOR MORE big cash outlays — life’s long; you’ll want to make it to the end
mobility, anti-social I swear, it has not LIFE-HACKING
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that wraps around whittle your waist — activity wise—yet ingly — that ultra- overweight or obese
vital organs like your so, yeah, definitely in six weeks, they processed items like (as the non-profit
heart, liver, and worth checking out. still lost about 300 cereal, instant soup, State of Obesity
kidneys, can lead to Previously known grams, the American soft drinks, and fro- project estimates),
metabolic syndrome, by their maiden Journal of Clinical zen dinners make up aren’t you glad
whose symptoms names — kidney Nutrition reports. more than 50% of the you’re eating
can include high bean, navy bean,
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Everything you need to make life work for you
The healthy
braai master
Take a break from Having a braai usually
burgers and boeries involve seeking out
long enough to H the fattiest, most cel-
master leaner meat
ebratory cuts of meat
and veggies and
you’ll discover that we can find, then lathering on
every day can be sugar-packed sauces and going
grill day for broke. But braai days don’t
By Shawn Donnelly have to be cheat days. “Grilling
Photographs by is actually inherently healthy
Christopher Testani because you’re taking away the
fat and adding flavour with an
open flame”, says Project Smoke
author Steven Raichlen. We asked
Raichlen and Jamie Purviance,
author of Weber’s New American
Barbecue, to show us the easiest
ways to grill what’s good for us.
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A juicier grill meat constantly.
chicken breast That prevents good
caramelisation.”
Q “A chicken breast Instead, leave it on
is so lean it dries out the grill for about four
quickly”, explains minutes before flipping
Jamie Purviance. “And it, then grill for an
its uneven thickness additional four minutes
makes it even harder to on the other side.
cook.” But when done Don’t guestimate
right, it’s far tastier when it’s done—use
than when baked. His a meat thermometer,
chicken-grilling tips: which should read 74°C.
Buy quality “Cutting into it to check
boneless, skinless is total amateur hour.”
breasts that come from Also: “Make sure it’s
an organic, free-range opaque in the centre, not
chicken. “It makes a pink or fleshy.” And don’t
huge difference.” let your mind wander:
“There’s a short window
Add moisture of time to take it off.”
before grilling with a
marinade. (See recipe Always let chicken
below.) “You solve the rest for a few minutes
dryness problem by after you take it off the
starting the process grill. This will relax the
with a bit of extra meat and make it juicier. No more dry fillets. Grilling traps moisture and adds smoky flavour.
moisture.” The key to
freestyling your own
marinade? Mixing a little
acid (eg, lemon juice), Lemon Chicken
Marinade
oil, and your favourite Expert’s
F o o d s t y l i n g b y S u z a n n e L e n z e r ; P r o p s t y l i n g b y K a i t l y n D u R o s s Wa l k e r / H o n e y A r t i s t s
seasonings. INGREDIENTS
guide to
Use medium heat. 2 tsp finely grated braai heat
lemon zest
“Guys often blast
¼ cup fresh
chicken with too much lemon juice Q A simple
heat — this dries the 1 tbsp Dijon Mississippi count
outside and leaves the mustard is the best way
inside uncooked.” ½ tsp dried oregano to determine the
2 garlic cloves, temperature of
Leave the braai
minced your fire, says
lid down so the heat 2 tbsp extra-virgin Raichlen. Hold your
bounces off the lid and olive oil hand, palm-side
back onto the meat. “It 1½ tsp freshly ground down, about 10
speeds up the overall black pepper centimetres above
cooking, which helps 1 tsp kosher salt the grill grate. If you
maintain moisture and DIRECTIONS can only hold your
captures the smokiness. hand there for two
Whisk together all
Also, the grate will be ingredients. Place to three Mississippis
hotter — that will create chicken breasts in a before you have to
more caramelisation, large, resealable move it away, you’ve
which will add to the plastic bag with reached “high heat”
taste.” marinade. Press the WHEN DONE (roughly 260°C).
air out and seal tightly. RIGHT, GRILLED A medium-high
Place in a bowl and Do the hand test
Only turn the
refrigerate for 1 to 4
CHICKEN fire is four to five
to gauge braai
chicken breasts
hours, turning the bag BREASTS TASTE Mississippis, and temps like the
once. “A lot of guys occasionally. FAR BETTER medium heat is six experts.
tend to fiddle with THAN BAKED. to eight.
Grilled Corn
Corn is low-maintenance,
filling but not fattening, and
goes with just about any
meat you throw on the grill
INGREDIENTS
The Hardgainer’s
Put away the excuses and start putting on size
b y M a t t h e w Tu o z z o l i /A t e l i e r M a n a g e m e n t u s i n g D i o r H o m m e
St yling by Christina Simonet ti and Angel Macias; Grooming
should begin with
RULE NO. 1
a variation of the
Don’t Think “More squat, bench press,
Is Better”
or deadlift, and then
Q If hard gainers, follow with dumbbell
or anyone urgently and machine
seeking muscle exercises. For
gains, make one instance, you could
mistake, it’s thinking start with squats, and
more is always then hit a dumbbell
better. In 2011, the bench press and
Journal of Strength cable row.
and Conditioning
RULE NO. 2
Research found that
Alternate High
subjects who trained and Low Reps
the whole body each
session thrice weekly Q Hardgainers
got the same results believe that
as those who did an conventional training
upper-lower split over doesn’t work for
four training days, them, so they love
with both groups to experiment with
completing the same advanced methods,
total sets. So as long like drop sets and
as you do the work, it forced reps.
would seem it doesn’t “I don’t like bringing
matter how often you in the heavy artillery
go to the gym to do it. until you’ve already
Still, Staley made some good
recommends sticking gains”, says Staley.
with the three-day, “But novelty alone
full-body model, is a big stimulus for
which forces you to muscle growth.” You
limit the work you can change up your
do for each muscle workouts and shock 6 to 12 range”, says Squatter’s rights. this contrast provides complete the lift, and
group in a single your muscles more Staley — that targets Classic barbell lifts like big gains over time. that can risk injury to
session. This prevents simply and safely by pure muscle growth the squat should always
“Try to increase the the lower back as well
overzealous trainees switching back and best. Then spend the kick off your workouts
and be followed with weight and sets each as short change the
(including hard forth between periods same amount of time dumbbell, machine , and workout”, Staley says. quads stimulus.
gainers) from doing of higher-rep training doing sets of three body-weight training for
So you might start In this case,
more work than they and heavy lifting. “For to five reps, which balanced gains.
with two sets per lift Staley recommends
can handle. three to six weeks, builds strength more and increase it to five including more leg
Every workout train with reps in the optimally. Repeating sets over four weeks. presses and hack
“Pile up the sets squats in your
FACTS
protein supple- based protein shakes start a new phase directly.
ments any good?” made the same gains with new exercises.” By the same token,
SAM D., WYCKOFF, NJ in biceps thickness
OUR TRAINING and strength as
Soreness isn’t the if you have long arms,
DIRECTOR, SEAN Q Decades of their whey-drinking
best indicator of touching the bar to
HYSON, SOLVES rumours that an all- counterparts.
progress, but if you’re your chest on a bench
YOUR WORKOUT plant diet will shrivel One caveat though: never sore from a lift, press isn’t necessary.
CONUNDRUMS up your muscles and it probably means Instead, says Staley,
I was vegan for two
turn you into a sissy, years, and while that your body has “do floor presses so the
all those who go vegan I actually got my gotten too efficient at range of motion isn’t
and lift weights prove absolute biggest with performing it to spur so big”, which allows
otherwise. You can that approach (113 new growth. you to use heavier
get complete, muscle- kilograms), I also put
building protein
weights more safely.
on a lot of fat. Eating RULE NO. 3
from combinations A 2012 study found
vegan means eating Choose the Best
of foods and seeds Lifts for You that lifters who used
lots of carbs and fats
like quinoa and hemp. a partial range gained
by default, so you may
Soy protein, the Q “If you can’t grow the same biceps
experience unwanted
most popular vegan quads because you thickness as those
weight gain if you don’t
muscle supplement, watch your calories.
have long femurs”, who used a full range.
has been shown to That’s why I stopped.
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We chat to Lariza about the link
between modelling and fitness.
By Ghia Ten Doeschate
“THERE IS ALSO NO
BETTER FEELING
THAN TO FEEL
COMFORTABLE IN
YOUR OWN SKIN”.
Photography by Amorie Ar ts
Tell us a bit about yourself Lariza. Where did you grow up? I grew up in Glenharvie.
T It’s a very small mining town in Westonaria, Gauteng, where everybody pretty
much knows everybody. You are a well-known model and fitness enthusiast. Tell us
about how you first got into modelling, as well as fitness? I started modelling at the age of five.
I did a lot of beauty pageants, but realised as I got older my real passion lies with photographic
modelling. I was blessed enough to have been signed with some of the best agencies our
country has to offer, and that gave me confidence. Modelling and fitness go hand-in-hand,
you have to look the part. There is also no better feeling than being comfortable in your own
skin. In line with health and fitness, you are an ambassador for Biogen. What is it like to be a
brand ambassador for such a well-known brand? I love Biogen. It is an absolute privilege to be
associated with them. With the WIDE variety of products and the excellent service they offer, it
makes my goals that much easier to achieve. Do you have a personal favourite supplement, and
if so, tell us a bit more about it? Biogen’s Pre & Probiotic multivitamins keep me away from the
doctor, while their Peptan Collagen keeps my skin feeling and looking great. Besides modelling
and fitness, what else do you get up to? I enjoy supporting my husband, Gordon Gilbert, who is
also a Biogen ambassador, in most of his mountain bike races all over South Africa. The Absa
Cape Epic is the next big one. I also love travelling and spending time in the bush. With regard
to modelling and fitness, what has been the most difficult part in accomplishing everything
that you have achieved. And how did you get passed it? With modelling, you have to deal with
a lot of rejection, and you are judged on your physical appearance almost every day. I have
learnt that: 1) Judgement is only perception and it doesn’t define you. 2) Completion is healthy.
3) To overcome the insecurities that you have, you have to accept yourself for who you are and
what you have to offer, and that is good enough. What is your most unusual training secret?
My training is not unusual but unconventional. My exercises depend on the day. I have to
have fun whilst working out! I enjoy mountain biking, dancing, boxing or training to fitness
videos of Jillian Michaels (she is amazing). Also, I have Gordon. He is the secret ingredient; he
pushes me a lot which is a good thing although it’s not always fun. What advice do you have for
young girls who would like to follow in your footsteps? Only take constructive criticism. Always
believe in yourself, accept yourself and above all LOVE yourself.
A Moscow tail
So, a vodka It may
tastiest, most vital a Moscow Mule —
salesman, a ginger- seem like
beer seller, and
I Russia’s
drinks of summer. especially on a hot
The name itself day.
a copper peddler greatest Despite
is said to be a play “A good Moscow
export (after Maria its name,
walk into a bar… on vodka’s origin Mule is ideally ginger beer is
Sharapova and
And decades later, – Moscow — and served over crushed non-alcoholic,
Anna Kournikova),
the Moscow Mule is ginger beer’s kick ice, making it like root beer.
but the Moscow
the hottest drink of (like a mule some wonderfully cold
Mule actually
say). True or not, and refreshing”,
summer ’17. has nothing to do
there’s no denying says Robyn Gray,
BY BRIAN GOOD
with the former
the deliciousness of head bartender at
USSR. Instead, it’s
Prohibition, the
a California native,
trendy underground
created on LA’s
cocktail bar at
Sunset Boulevard, The Prohibition
Moscow Mule the Rosewood
to be exact — at the
Hotel Georgia in
famed Cock ’n Bull
Q “The original Vancouver, BC, one
Saloon.
recipe calls for of the definitive
Legend has it that
45ml vodka, 90ml locales on the planet
a vodka salesman, a
ginger beer (like to get your Mule on.
ginger beer producer,
one from Grace The drink itself,
and a guy peddling
Island Sodas), and Gray says, is
copper mugs were
a squeeze of lime,” deceptively easy to
all sitting next to
says Gray. “Then, make (see recipe,
one another at the
to give it our signa- left). As for the
rail, plotting not a
ture taste, we add copper mug, why
get-rich scheme but
15ml lime juice.” pick it over a regular
a concoction worthy
To amp up the glass?
of a bender.
Caribbean feel, add Easy, he says:
Make And it worked! By a splash of simple It’s all about the
Some combining vodka syrup, a dash of condensation that
and ginger beer in
Bucks a copper cup, they
bitters, and a sprig collects on the
of mint; serve over outside of the cold
invented a super crushed ice in a
Q “Any spirit metal: “It makes the
cocktail that’s copper cup.
mixed with drink even more
become one of the
ginger beer is thirst-quenching.”
traditionally
known as a Combining lime
buck”, says and ginger amps
Robyn Gray. up the spiciness.
For example:
1) Swap the
vodka in your
Mule for gin and
you’ve got a Gin-
Gin Mule.
2) Switch over to
rum and it’s now a
Dark and Stormy.
3) Add tequila
and a dash of
crème de cassis
Prop st yling by Sarah Guido -Laakso/Halley Resources
(made from
black currants
and famed for its
deep red colour)
and you’re
drinking El Diablo.
“All the
variations are
good”, says
Gray. “Whatever
you choose
usually just
depends on your
mood, or what’s
left in the liquor
cabinet.”
Fitness trackers
While sometimes all you need is a heart rate monitor or a step counter, next
of the future level fitness and performance call for something a little more high-tech.
THE RUNNER’S
COACH
Sensoria Fitness
Smart Socks
Q While plenty of
foot pods measure
running “smooth-
ness”, the Sensoria
socks’ sensors (two
sets at the forefoot,
one at the rear) and
ankle bracelet track
cadence, ground
contact time, and
heel versus forefoot
strike. The info is
then relayed to an
app, which highlights
the imbalances. A
metronome function
mimics a coach,
feeding an audible
stride rhythm to your
headphones and
letting you rewire
your footfalls to a
more efficient pace.
The anklet is a little
cumbersome — but
indispensable during
key training periods.
R2 700,
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The smart way to
hit your stride. Three
sensors in the Sensoria
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Unbreakable
Only the fittest cars survive Dakar.
Meet the Toyota Hilux
By John Page
He limped raid in fifth. Unlike in Even for Men’s to move hundreds of the bivouac in the
his Hilux previous years, there Fitness, the travel kilometres each day late hours of every
H
home would be no podium demands to watch while leaving nothing night, with none of
on three wheels, an for the crowd favourite these fragments of behind, often in the luxuries of a top-
arduous 90 kilometres Toyota Hilux Yet, the Dakar as it flashed torrential downpours sponsored competitor.
to cross the finish ironically, the latest across view can’t be or exhausting First, they’ll need to
line, haemorrhaging evolution of Hilux had taken lightly. In the humidity, is a case track down their duffel
time but summoning clearly showed itself first seven days, we study on efficiency. bag - which includes
a stoic act of never to be on the pace. Plus, had amassed nine Caught up in the swell a tent, a change of
give up attitude. A encouragingly, its flights and racked up of excitement, small clothes and a few
boulder strapped over bulletproof toughness our own junior Dakar villages scattered spares. Digging deep
the engine provided was again beyond mileage in either a bus along non-timed within their own
enough weight to pivot reproach. or car, and climbed the liaison stretches see willpower, repair work
the car just enough Considering that Andes into thin air. people drag out lawn will eat into precious
to keep the shattered less than half of Check-in was chairs to the edge of sleep, before the next
remains of a right rear the 400 hopeful around 11pm most the road, daring to stage unfolds with
wheel off the ground. competitors that nights, to be back be within touching even bleaker prospects.
Seconds before lined up on day one on the road by first distance of these Back at Hallspeed,
running wide at a would make it across light, just so that you colossal machines. work on next year’s
crooked bend on stage Paraguay, Bolivia could arrive at the The energy this Hilux is already
2, Nasser Al-Attiyah and to the finish first vantage point spectacle creates underway. Not only
was leading the Dakar line in Argentina, before the first bikes is raw - man and with the mission to
in his South African- that wasn’t a lost punctured the silence. machine battling the grab that first win at
built Toyota Hilux marketing exercise There is no elements. Dakar, but as favourites
– a feat that would for the best-selling motorsport event like But for me, the to retain its crown
be broadcast to 190 bakkie in the country. it… The scale of the heroes of Dakar are in the local off-road
countries as the Little wonder, a small support crews, the the riders and drivers championship. Don’t
world’s second biggest but world-renowned logistics that allow it who arrive last at mess with Hilux.
motorsport event. Yet, Hallspeed Motorsport
in the blink of an eye on the outskirts of
he was out, his efforts Kyalami, is regularly
to get back to the pits commissioned to
in vain. transform these
Former Dakar into Dakar fitness.
winner, South African This includes a
driver Giniel de Villiers’ healthy diet, space
ultra-consistent to stow a few spare
approach kept the wheels, extra travel
Hilux in the hunt on the suspension
over the next 12 days and of course a V8
that would cover engine that thunders
another 8000km to between challenging
eventually finish the navigation pointers
Open her up. Often just a precautionary check and service before the
world’s toughest rally without respite. next day’s action
Game Changers Ride
The starship
enterprise
We take a look at the Triumph
Rocket X, something so
exclusive that only five ever
reached South Africa
By Gavin Perry
Killer
intelligence
YOU WORK HARD, lift hard, eat healthy,
and generally lead a well-rounded lifestyle.
Y Good for you. But, if pressed, could you
articulate your opinion on the privacy war
between Apple and the FBI? What was your reaction to
the Panama Papers? Do you think the North American
P r o p s t y l i n g b y M e g u m i E m o t o /A n d e r s o n H o p k i n s
Keeping up with current Pacific Northwest needs a better earthquake pre-detection system? If these current-event questions
events doesn’t just make didn’t stump you, I’ve got some great news: Aside from helping you responsibly fulfil your most basic
you an ace citizen — it civic duties (how can you vote wisely if you’re not up on the issues?), knowing what’s going on in the
world can also enrich your life in other crucial ways. Like: Helping you on the job. “Guys who excel
can also help your career, at work generally have an excellent grasp of current events”, says Executive Coach Bruce Tulgan,
boost your love life, and of RainmakerThinking — ie, a smart company will promote an informed, intellectually curious
make you a popular employee over a clueless dullard any day. The principle applies with the ladies too. “If a dude doesn’t
dinner-party know what’s happening in the world, he probably doesn’t have opinions — and not caring is not sexy”,
companion. Here, four says Kate, 26, who works in TV. Even a guy’s social life gets a bump if he stays au courant — after all,
smart, easy ways to stay what dinner party doesn’t put a premium on sparkling conversation? So for the best, most efficient
ways to gather — and retain — the info you need to keep you in the loop, try these four expert tricks.
in the know.
We guarantee, you’ll never get caught with your news briefs down again.
By Jeff Wilser
LESSON 1
Set a news browser as fact, multitasking is incredibly inef- audio/visual combo — called “dual-cod-
your home page ficient. When you inundate your brain ing” — attacks the brain with a one-two
with too much information, it doesn’t punch that can practically turn you into
“The big thing I find is that it’s so much know what’s important enough to a tenured professor on a subject. “Stud-
easier to stay fairly informed if you’re at remember. The same goes for absorb- ies show that the combination of audio
least minimally informed on a regular ing current events. “We think we can plus visual is the best way to learn”, says
basis”, says Samantha Rollins, News read the news while we’re doing other Rodero.
Editor at The Week. “This gives you a things, and of course we can — but we Her advice: Scan a story on News24,
pretty good baseline, and from that you won’t be able to retain the information”, for example, then listen to a radio pre-
can dive deeper on the things that inter- says Emma Rodero, PhD, a cognitive sentation — like a 702 discussion — on
est you.” psychologist who specialises in media. the same subject, and you’ll learn more
Then, of course, if something really Instead, dedicate a block of time — quickly and in a more consolidated way.
catches your attention and prompts you even if it’s just five minutes — to reading
LESSON 4
to want a deeper understanding, you only the news.
can head off for a longer read via an app Make the most of Twitter “lists”
like Pocket or Instapaper, from which
LESSON 3
you can save longer articles for later. For everyone I interviewed for this
Both read and listen to a story to article, Twitter is the backbone of the
become an instant expert
process flow for consuming news. And
LESSON 2
“Prosody” is defined as the melody taking full advantage of the “list” func-
Have “get-informed” time every
day (no multitasking!) of speech. “If I write, ‘Oh, what a great tion is crucial.
party’, but you don’t actually hear me “I rely heavily on lists”, says Daniel
Many of us are guilty of trying to do too say it, you have no way of knowing if I’m Victor, a Writer and Editor at The New
much at one time. This is particularly being sarcastic”, says Daniel Willing- York Times. “I have a second moni-
true in the mornings, when we’re fresh, ham, PhD, a professor of cognitive tor dedicated mostly to six columns of
caffeinated, upbeat, and hopeful, so we psychology at the University of Virginia, TweetDeck. I have a list of just news
put all that good energy into trying to USA. “The extra audio cues — the sources, one of journalists, one of politi-
multitask — and accomplish very little. prosody — can help your brain.” cians, etc.”
Because, as it turns out, our brains In other words, listening is a tremen- Why bother with this? If you’re on
aren’t wired to manage workflow while dous force for retaining information, Twitter and follow more than, say, 10
paying bills and scrolling Twitter. In which is good news in 2017, when people, you quickly find that it’s like
podcasts are all the rage. But it gets trying to drink news from the fire hose.
even better: If you listen to a story on Scanning your entire feed, you will
a subject, then also read about it, that either A) waste time that could be used
more productively; or B) miss real,
actual news, which is buried in the
weeds. So here’s your plan of attack: In
one list, put no more than three to five
of your most trusted news sources. That
will be the feed you can scan in quick,
30-second gulps. Bookmark the list.
Check it every day. Then make other
lists for your friends, the sports teams
you follow, and your less important
indulgences, such as The Onion.
Bookmark each of these. Install either
Tweetdeck or Tweetbot on your phone
and on your laptop. Q
Earn It! by Jack Otter
WHAT
TO DO
ABOUT A
BAD
BOSS
You’re working for the bastard
child of Idi Amin and Anna
Wintour, with a little Michael
Scott DNA thrown in. Here’s
how to succeed anyway.
NOT LONG AGO I attended a business conference in He then detailed some stomach-turning
Scottsdale, Arizona — the type of corporate gathering findings: That employee engagement in the
any road warrior knows will invariably end with a corporate environment is horrible, and job
motivational speech culminating in some over-the- satisfaction is in the tank with businesses
top, life changing conclusion: “Everything you’ve suffering as a result. Companies are
been told is wrong!” “Diet and exercise don’t work!” “Micromanaging is good!” This time, loaded with loathsome Lumberghs whose
however, the keynote speaker, a deeply respected professor at the Stanford Graduate School inertia, fear, and refusal to share power are
of Business named Jeffrey Pfeffer, shocked 800 of America’s top financial pros with some sucking the life out of their workers. It got
news that was as revolutionary as it was (refreshingly) boring: That decades of real-world me thinking: If your company is run by an
research had proven that everything they knew about good management practices — that, incompetent corporate cabal, does that
to get the best out of employees, you need to promote from within, invest in training, reward mean you have to pay the price? Hardly. So
good performance with bonus pay, and decentralise decision-making — was basically I took Pfeffer’s best management practices
correct. Happy employees, he went on, make for kick-ass companies, which is what and flipped them to write the “best employee
bosses everywhere have been told... well, forever. So how come your boss overlooks you for commandments”. Use them and you can
N B C /A l a m y
promotions, keeps you toiling in the dark, and reneges on every yearly bonus? The problem, bypass an awful boss and excel even in a
Pfeffer said, is that few managers actually follow these wisdoms, as conventional as they are. workplace designed to quash success.
(IGNORED) MANAGEMENT RULE NO. 1
So what can you do about it? First, you
“Don’t select new employees on the basis
have to become the guy who manages
of skills that can be learned relatively
quickly; use qualities that are important and that team. Don’t have seniority? Fine,
more permanent in your hiring decisions.” just choose one small project and offer
B E S T E M P LOY E E TA C T I C to take it off the bigger dog’s plate. Be
Always Look at the Bigger Picture aware that when you ace it, he’ll prob-
ably take credit. But look on the bright
The last person I hired was without side: By making him look good, you
question the least-qualified of all the just became a valuable ally. Keep it up
applicants I interviewed. On paper. But and eventually you’ll get the credit you Lumbergh nation. Research has shown that corpo-
what really makes a great employee isn’t deserve. rate America has a serious bad-manager problem.
the ability to handle the day-to-day rote. Meanwhile, keep track of exactly what So even if you hit a dead-end trying to
I needed someone who could get his you do and describe each win for your get your managers to share information,
head around exactly how we’re different; boss in your next review. you have access to data your boss’s boss
who could understand the bigger goal, When you do get charge of the team, probably doesn’t even know is out there.
and then learn what was necessary to what if it turns out to be not much of a Learn how to use that data to make
nail it. And guess what? He does exactly “team” at all? According to my favourite decisions. It’ll make your boss look
that. Routinely. management guru, Tribal Leadership smart when he includes your spread-
Yes, you need to complete all the tasks author David Logan, groups are often sheet in his next PowerPoint deck and
your job requires. But that’s just the made up of well-educated, competitive give him a feeling of safety when he
beginning. Every day, you have to think alpha males. Here’s his simple approach executes ideas based on that data.
about the bigger problems facing your for turning these “me first” types into It’ll also shield you if you’re wrong —
unit, your boss, your company, your team players. you’re better off showing that a failure
industry. And come up with ways to “First, be curious about people’s was based on good data than admitting
solve those problems. motivations — ask lots of questions, you pulled an idea out of your ass.
I’m not suggesting you pester your and really listen”, he says. Once you find
boss’s boss with ideas for changing pro- shared motivations, let the other team
(IGNORED) MANAGEMENT
cedures. No one likes that guy. Instead, members know what you have in com- RULE NO. 4
when roadblocks get in the way of mon and use the word “we”.
“Don’t answer ‘Why?’ with: ‘Because that’s
business, come up with a solution before To close the deal, wait for a day when the way it’s always been done.’”
your boss even knows there’s an issue, there’s some cheer in the air and call a B E S T E M P LOY E E TA C T I C
and give him that solution when you few members of your team into a confer- Always Be Ready to
alert him to the problem. ence room. Logan writes the script for Do Things Differently
you: “If we actually stopped competing
(IGNORED) MANAGEMENT RULE NO. 2
with one another and started working If you remember only one thing from
“Decentralise decision-making and assign it together, we could land [this goal] in this article, let it be this: Never, ever,
to self-managing teams.” five minutes. Wouldn’t that be cool? In explain anything by saying, “That’s the
B E S T E M P LOY E E TA C T I C fact, if we land it for anything, no matter way we’ve always done it.”
Make Every Decision You how small, drinks are on me.” On the contrary, be vigilant for stale
Can Yourself
Notice what happened there. You just practices and never pass up the chance
This is the classic business practice that became the leader. Congrats. to change them. You’ll be amazed at how
everyone with a BBA knows and no one many colleagues will say they hated the
(IGNORED) MANAGEMENT RULE NO. 3
ever follows. The logic is obvious: Small, old way but never got around to chang-
nimble teams understand their niches “Share information: Engage in open-book ing it.
better than far-removed managers and management, because employees need Prove that Millennials can improve
data to make decisions.”
can react more quickly to a changing things rather than just drive their older
B E S T E M P LOY E E TA C T I C
marketplace. Companies often even peers crazy, and the promotions will
Take Advantage of Areas Where
invest in training programmes to equip start flowing. Q
You’re Smarter Than Your Boss
their teams to make such calls.
But the guys at the top of the corporate If you’re 30 or under, you’re basically a Jack Otter is the author of
20 th C entur y Fox
pecking order didn’t get there by letting digital native. There’s a good chance you Worth It…Not Worth It? Simple
other people make decisions, and they’re speak “internet” better than the grey- & Profitable Answers to Life’s Tough
sure as hell not going to let go now. beards running your company. Financial Questions.
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Meet the watches we think can be worn
no matter what your attire.
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Photography by Nicole Louw
FOR
The Subtle Guy
O An essential to
absolutely every
serious watch
aficionado’s
collection, the Panerai
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with its clear dial has
excellent readability
and an above average
power reserve of 56
hours. With its full
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and straight cut high
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Today’s world is one pissed off place. Thankfully, we’ve located the world’s top rage-
fighting therapist — a 108-kilogram former athlete who specialises in treating American
NFL stars and death row inmates — for the ultimate crash course on how to keep your cool.
(So put down that voodoo doll of your favourite enemy.)
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And all this rage isn’t harmless. A recent study by the Australian
University of Sydney found that, for as long as two hours after an
episode of uncontrolled anger, your risk of a heart attack is nine
times higher.
So when I heard talk of a supposed “rage specialist” named Mitch
Abrams, PsyD, I had to give him a call.
Abrams, a 43-year-old psychologist, has made treating anger his
life’s work. His primary job is running the psychology programme
in five New Jersey prisons, but he’s even better known in psych
circles as the guy who teaches elite athletes — both professionals
and amateurs — how to harness their most primal feelings. These
are men and women (but mostly men) who thrive in a realm where
Allow me to confess something horrible. On somewhat regular aggression is encouraged. And if this guy can talk to NFL defensive
occasions — way more often than I’d like to admit — I feel the backs (or, God forbid, serial killers) about harnessing their rage,
sudden and overwhelming urge to pummel complete strangers. surely he can handle a father of two from Brooklyn who gets riled
Just a few weeks back, I was waiting in line to board a plane when up at airports.
a guy in a suit — it’s always some entitled prick in a suit — nudged “Mitch really stands out as the person in our field who can talk
past, certain that because he’s an important businessman, it about anger”, says Alison Rhodius, PhD, chair of the sport psychology
must be rightfully his turn to board. His blithe disregard for my program at John F. Kennedy University in San Francisco. “He’s the
patiently earned place in line, or anyone else’s, had me debating one person who’s taken this issue and just run with it.”
internally whether I should stick a foot out and trip him there, in Abrams begins our first conversation by assuring me that anger
full view of everyone, or wait and push him out of the baggage door is normal. It’s a core human emotion and one of the body’s natural
on the boarding bridge. Then there was the Audi 4x4 driver who physiological responses to danger. Dealing with anger is, simply
appeared in my rearview mirror on the highway, pulling within put, a choice. It’s how you choose to respond to anger — how
centimetres of my bumper, and flashing his lights like an ambu- you hone your ability to recognise and deal with the impulses —
lance. Forget the fact that we were both already doing 120km/h that ultimately determines whether you’re a healthy and happy
and I had two kids in the back — hey, Jason Statham here had human being.
places to go! For a split second I actually fantasised about running “Think about it this way”, Abrams says, settling into one of his
him off the road. Then there’s DStv customer service — well, let’s favourite analogies. “You can’t make a good steak without fire,
just stop there for now. right? If you can control the flame, you can make wonderful things
But here’s the thing: I’m not an especially angry person. I’ve happen. But if you can’t, you’re going to burn the steak. Anger is like
never actually pummelled a complete stranger — or anyone that fire. If you learn how to harness it, there are all kinds of things
else, for that matter. I hate fighting and avoid conflict whenever you can do. If you can’t control it, you’re going to burn yourself.”
possible. Had I played rugby, I probably would’ve been a wing. Yet
even I can’t help it when certain objectively trivial events cause my To Banish Anger, Should You Imagine a Warm Beach or
senses to heighten, my muscles to tense, my vision to tunnel, and Hammer a Heavy Bag?
my sweat glands to churn. And before I know what’s happening
I’ve gone from a mild-mannered father, to a rage monster on the Whether he’s talking to a regular guy like me
W
verge of seeing red. or an NBA power forward, Abrams’ first lesson
And if you believe the media, I’m hardly alone. In 2016 everyone is this: You can’t control anything until you
seems overworked, overstressed, and overcharged by an onslaught acknowledge that there’s a problem in the first
of bad news that runs the gamut from terrorism and droughts, place. To illustrate, he brings up American foot-
to incidents of racism and constant rhetoric from politicians who ball. “Did you watch the Steelers-Bengals game?” Abrams asks one
can’t stop yelling. Anger globally is so pervasive that when NBC afternoon, taking off his grey pinstripe suit jacket and pulling a
conducted an American poll on the matter in November 2016, rolling chair out from behind his desk at the main branch of his
nearly half of all US adults surveyed described themselves as private practice in New Jersey. Abrams is a large man — 1.8-metres,
angrier than they were a year ago. 108kg he says — and he sits in his chair in an athletic posture, his
Know Your Boiling Point
> The key to controlling your anger and preventing destructive behaviour—even violence—is recognising
that you’re becoming progressively more agitated until you reach what anger-management guru
Mitch Abrams, Psy.D., calls the “explosion threshold.” And believe it or not, it’s rarely a “sudden” occurrence.
Below, Abrams, who works with both pro athletes and death row inmates, walks us through a
hypothetical escalation. At each point, he recommends visualisation exercises to bring you back down to your
“baseline”—the resting emotional state when you’re calm, content, and happy.
BOILING POINT
6 AM 7 AM 8 AM 9 AM 10 AM 11 AM 12 PM 1 PM 2 PM 3 PM 4 PM 5 PM 6 PM
5) You completely
2) You’re 3) You’re pretty 4) You’re lose your s#*t
1) You’re unaware clearly annoyed damn steamed seriously angry
you’re irritated “At the afternoon
“At breakfast, “As you leave, you “Driving to work, meeting, your boss
“You wake up with your wife nags you spill coffee on your a person cuts you criticises a job you
a headache and about a bill you shirt. It’s a small off in traffic. Now did, and instead
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some flu symp- forgot to pay, and annoyance, but you’re mad. You of apologizing
toms,” Abrams you argue, which all of a sudden it scream and swear or letting it go,
says. “You’re in a raises your overall seems huge. You and consider you argue. You
negative mindset irritation. Now feel your muscles chasing him. You yell. Now you’ve
but don’t even you’re definitely tighten. Now you’re feel hot, and your crossed the line
notice it.” annoyed.” definitely on edge.” heart is racing.” and hurt yourself.”
He’s referring to the AFC Wild Card game, when the Steelers edged day, exacerbated by a crowded security checkpoint at the airport, then
the Bengals in one of the ugliest and most violent football games in compounded even further by a testy e-mail from your boss. “There are
recent memory. By the second half, the game had completely devolved many things that annoy us, but we don’t consciously process them”,
into a battle of dirty plays and cheap shots — the NFL later handed he says. “But our body keeps a tally of them even when our conscious
out nearly R2 million in fines to seven players — and no single player mind doesn’t.”
bore more responsibility for the mayhem than the Bengals’ volatile There are other factors that can also send you spiralling towards
linebacker Vontaze Burfict. The 25-year-old committed three nasty the explosion threshold before you know it — “things that have even
personal fouls, the final of which knocked Steelers All-Pro receiver bigger meaning and might result in a more hysterical response”,
Antonio Brown out of the playoffs with a headshot in overtime. Abrams explains. Maybe you’ve experienced a recent personal
Burfict personally rang up about R950 000 in fines and a suspension tragedy or you’re very sensitive about a political issue. Drugs and
for the first three games of the next season. alcohol qualify too. “They numb the parts of the brain that might
“I have no doubt in my mind I could help that guy”, says Abrams. notice warning signs and say, ‘Hey, maybe it’s a bad idea to call that
The main problem with police officer prick’”, Abrams
Burfict, he says, isn’t that he was says. “Alcohol doesn’t make you
born angry or is constitutionally an asshole — alcohol makes it
angrier than any of the rest of impossible to hide the fact that
us, but that his environment has you are an asshole.”
nurtured his rage rather than Recognising anger cues is
forced him to manage it. In fact, harder for athletes because
the linebacker has been known they’re already in a heightened
for his notorious temper since state of arousal and may not
he was in college, at Arizona notice the subtler cues, so
State. Abrams teaches them to look
Treating hot-headed athletes for other warning signs.
is challenging at first, Abrams
You should never “What I’ll often tell athletes,
says, because they’re often especially NFL players, is to
forced into therapy against their pay attention to when their
will when they do something mindset is shifting — when it’s
wrong, like hurting someone, use “striking exercises” moving from executing the call
so they’re resistant to change. to executing someone”, Abrams
Abrams’ first order of business, says. “That’s when anger’s
then, is to show the player why taking over. And when anger
he wants to be there. He’ll ask, to fight rage. takes over, it interferes with
“Do you want to lose your job, performance.”
your wife, your life? Okay, then In short, the key to control is
— you want to be here”. awareness: Once you identify
“I seduce the humanity out the changes in your body, you’re
of them”, he explains, which is in a position to calm yourself.
easier if the patient’s a parent. And the most common and
“That’s an in: Is this what you effective approach to doing
want your daughter to know that? Visualisation, says
you’re about?” Abrams. He tells patients to get
That’s when Abrams gets to lesson No. 1: When we snap, it’s almost comfortable and conjure an image that makes them feel relaxed. The
never random and sudden. Reaching that point is a process of go-to image is a therapy-world cliché: A quiet beach, where waves roll
escalation in which the body’s mental and physical processes slowly in, one after another.
ramp up until we reach what Abrams calls the “explosion threshold” “Whatever problems you have, when you breathe in, exhale those
— the point at which our anger boils over and we lose control. problems into the ocean”, he says, choosing nature as the context
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Abrams opens a book and shows me a graph illustrating the process. because whatever tiny thing has set you off is easily put in its place
(See “Know Your Boiling Point”, page 79.) by the enormity of the natural world. “Recognise that, in the grand
As we become agitated, we experience a series of subtle physiological scheme of things, your problems are small.”
changes from what Abrams calls the “baseline” — our calm and There are other ways to reel yourself in, including muscle relaxation
content state. Breathing and pulse begin to increase. The hairs on our techniques, in which you tense and release certain muscle groups,
arms stand up. We start to feel physically hot. We begin to think angry meditation, and music. “Music can be very powerful to amp you up or
thoughts. The more stress we’re under, the further up that line we go, calm you down”, Abrams says.
usually without even realising it. One thing he discourages at all costs: Yelling. “I hear people say, ‘If
“We experience a lot of stressors subliminally”, Abrams says. A you’re angry, yell into a pillow’. No — then you’re reinforcing yelling.
stubbed toe in the morning may set in motion a particularly angry And in an argument, once you start yelling, people stop listening.”
Exercise is another very effective way to burn up your anger, but the conditions for which anger is merely a symptom.
type matters. A particularly bad outlet: Punching a bag to “work It’s not just athletes and cons who rely on Abrams for help. In recent
it out”. In fact, Abrams actively discourages patients from using years, he’s become popular with yet another group — one that often
“striking exercises” to fight rage. “Let’s say that whenever I’m angry, struggles not to cross the line between having just enough anger
I go hit the heavy bag”, he says. “I’m going to feel better, sure. But if and having too much: Corporate executives. “The truth is, you can’t
that’s the go-to when I’m angry, what’s happens the next time, when be successful in life by being passive”, Abrams says. Though there’s
I have not my punching bag but my wife in front of me? Bam!” always risk of “spillage” — crossing the explosion threshold — the
right amount of anger can make you stronger.
Even Nuns Lose It at the DMV It’s the same in football, he says. When you consider what they’re
asked to do on the field, “football players on the whole have really good
AAbrams grew up in Brooklyn, in Starrett City, anger management skills.” In fact, players often worry that seeing
A
a small, working-class neighbourhood in the Abrams is going to make them “too soft”. Not a chance, he says. “I
borough’s want them to be tenacious,
south-east hungry, focused. I want
corner. He them to be aggressive. But
claims his life’s calling was I don’t want them to be so
revealed to him at 15 during consumed by emotion that
a frightening tantrum in they lose their focus.” Guys
his bedroom. There was like Burfict, he says — or
music blaring — “because even ex-Ravens running
no good temper tantrum back Ray Rice and former
exists without background Cowboy Greg Hardy,
music” — and in the midst of who both abused their
his outburst he took his rage significant others in fits of
out on a folding metal chair. rage — are the exception,
“I ripped it in half like it was not the rule, because they
paper”, he recalls. haven’t learned to harness
He was so amped that he their anger.
hadn’t noticed his mom was The more I talked to
in the room. Abrams, the more I realised
“It was the first and only that most of us — the raging
time I ever saw her afraid”, he masses — are looking at
says. “She looked at me and anger in a fundamentally
said very clearly, ‘You need wrong way. As Pixar’s
to get a hold of that because Inside Out made adorably
if you don’t, you’re going clear, anger isn’t a condition
to ruin your life and you’re but a natural emotion
never going to get to where universally shared, no
you want to go’. That was the different from sadness or
first time I became cognisant joy. Abrams once used the
of anger as a real emotion in word “fix” to describe the
real-time that, if it was left process of treatment, but
untethered, could take me to that’s not really what he’s
all kinds of bad places. That’s when it all started for me.” doing; the truth is, a man’s anger will never go away.
Abrams’ first job in the field was as the Senior Psychologist at When I tell Abrams about my own irrational episodes, he
Coney Island Hospital; he also began doing sports consulting on the assures me that it’s all perfectly normal. “It may seem unimportant
side. It was just after he’d finished a talk on the subject of athletes being cut-off in line, but it’s an ego and a pride thing. That’s rooted
and anger — based on his PhD dissertation — at a psychological in insecurity.” Most angry feelings, he says, can be traced back to
conference in 2000 that a man approached and asked him if he’d feelings of insecurity — physical, financial, or otherwise. For this
consider bringing his work to a New Jersey prison. He said yes. reason, old-fashioned psychotherapy is, without a doubt, your best
Today Abrams oversees the psychology programme in five prisons tool for defeating them.
in the state, with 100 people reporting to him. And despite the fact Abrams himself gets pissed when someone cuts him off in traffic
that his private practice is booming — it’s now a second full-time — he’s just trained himself to deal with it: “I may mutter ‘asshole’,
job — he’s still staring down murderers. but I also think, ‘Yep, you’re gonna die — probably soon. You can
And for the record: Criminals really aren’t angrier than the rest beat me there’. It’s just better to let most things go.”
of us, Abrams says. As with out-of-control NFL players, their Most people who know how to deal with anger have found the
behaviour is rooted in their environments and other psychological right amount of heat without burning the steak. They employ men
what’s technically called “instrumental aggression” — using their men are especially hesitant to look at themselves, but once they
angry thoughts to accomplish an actual goal. This comes across start, it pays off.”
as tenacity, as passion, as spirit, whereas “reactive aggression” — a Toward the end of our last conversation, I ask if anyone has truly
cricket player breaking his bat over his knee after he’s out, or me mastered anger. A Buddhist monk, perhaps?
throwing a guy of a boarding bridge — manifests as a loss of control. “I think there are some people who are physiologically much less
Michael Jordan used “instrumental aggression” in every game. reactive to anger”, Abrams says. “They still get angry, but not as often
Learning the skills needed to master anger, such as and not as intensely. I think there are also people who are accepting
understanding your body’s signals better, isn’t easy, Abrams says; and patient, so they get pissed off by fewer things. But I don’t think
but truly motivated patients can do it in roughly 8 to 12 therapy there’s anybody who doesn’t get angry. You send Mother Teresa to the
sessions. The process can take much longer if you’re resistant. Licensing Department, I’m sure she would get pissed.”
“Getting to the underlying triggers takes time”, he says. “I find that And that makes me very happy. Q
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the spiritual aspect of
Train” definitely a little out core. then we’ll work out in things. He’s really into
there. the gym until 12, 12:30 activating chakras and
He shoots a 3-kilo- And any traditional doing sprints and all that stuff.
gram med-ball against weight training? pushes and all that
Florida Panthers strength
a wall. He wears a Not really. He’ll do stuff. He just wants to Activating chakras?
coachTommy Powers talks
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20-kilogram vest and some dumbbell train when his body Yeah, he’s been doing
about working with the NHL’s ankle weights, and shoulder raises, feels ready, not be told it for years. There are
ageless wonder, Jaromir Jagr he’ll just wear them all but he’s not doing when to do it. seven chakras; he’s
day until he gets on the bench presses or able to open them up
ice. Then sometimes hang cleans or power What does he focus on to help him feel strong
when he’s on the ice cleans or deadlifts or in his training? and create energy
he’ll skate with the any of that stuff. When Right now it’s being through his body.
weights on. There he sees other players strong and stable and Before games,
was one practice doing those, he’ll be able to protect the he listens to chakra
Chris Crisman; Cour tesy of Reebok
where one of our star like, “You shouldn’t be puck. He’s evolved opening music on
defencemen lifted up doing that, you should into a guy who’s going YouTube, and he kind
Jagr’s stick and took be doing this!” It’s to create pressure in of meditates. Then
his puck away, and pretty funny to see. the offensive zone and he’ll say to me, “How
after that Jagr came Some guys will start use his body and have are my chakras?” I’ll
in and said, “I’ll never going over to the stuff short bursts of speed. push him and he won’t
get a puck taken away that he’s doing. Sprints are his budge at all, and I’ll
from me again!” I do think something go-to. I’ll resist him say, “Yeah, they’re
We also found a like hang cleans could with a rope, and he’ll really good. They’re
way to strap a stick benefit Jagr with the go 10, 15, maybe 20 open”.
THE WA R AG A INS T RE TIREMEN T 1
IN THE WEIGHT ROOM, FOCUS ON
BAR SPEED — NOT WEIGHT
The sobering truth of ageing: No matter
who you are, it slows you down. (Even Usain
Bolt’s fastest times are all from his early and
mid-20s). And if you play a sport that demands
speed and explosiveness, you’re not going to
have a job for very long if you’re slow. That’s
why, as athletes get older, strength coaches
have the same mantra: Forget maxing out in
the weight room and focus on “the rate of force
development”.
In other words: Bar speed.
“When I’d see a guy squatting incredible
weight, I’d tell him, ‘Lighten up and move
the bar faster’”, says Johnny Parker, a courtly
Mississippian who was an NFL strength and
conditioning coach from 1984 to 2007 and
won Super Bowls with both Bill Parcells’ New
York Giants and Jon Gruden’s Tampa Bay
Buccaneers. “I’d stop a player at or before he
was squatting double his own bodyweight.
You don’t need to squat anymore. And if you
train ballistically — which is going down under
control and then up as quickly as possible,
really rattling the plates — you’ll maximise the
rate of force produced. That’s the best way to
preserve your speed.”
The problem with explosive movements —
whether it’s ballistic lifting or, especially, plyo-
metric exercises — is that they can strain your
joints, particularly if you’re an older athlete
with mobility issues. As Jeremy Holsopple,
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Athletic Performance Director for the NBA’s
Dallas Mavericks, says, “It’s hard to do explo-
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sive things on an ankle that has zero degrees of
dorsal flexion… or a knee or hip that has some
arthritic changes”.
Holsopple was hired by Mavericks owner
Mark Cuban specifically for his sports science
expertise, and when he works with his team’s
ageing star, 37-year-old Dirk Nowitzki, he puts
his knowledge into practice. “We do high-force
outputs with Dirk, but we keep fast-twitch
muscles firing in a way that’s not breaking
down the joints”, he tells me.
Nowitzki and Holsopple still do plyometric
drills, but they lessen the load with a new high-
speed isokinetic squat machine, a specialised
piece of equipment that maintains a consistent
resistance throughout the concentric (raising)
phase of the lift, and applies virtually no resis-
tance during the eccentric (lowering) phase.
This means that on an isokinetic machine,
Nowitzki has to push just as hard at the top
of his lift as he does at the bottom (a normal helped players”, Parker tells me. “The age of porates critical support muscles like the
squat gets easier as you get more leverage on the fitness machine is fading into history.” erector spinae, rotator cuff, and smaller hip
the bar), and once he starts moving down- That’s because machines target only muscles, which sitting isolating on a machine
wards he has to deal with only his own body- limited groups of large muscles, whereas won’t always do as effectively. Strengthening
weight. Olympic-style lifts train the body’s kinetic these muscles can mean fewer lower-back,
“The whole movement’s very aggressive, chains, which include the easily ignored but shoulder, and knee injuries, and a career
but it doesn’t feel that way on his ankles, crucial muscles that stabilise and assist. with fewer of those injuries is almost always
knees, or lower back”, Holsopple says. “It lets “The reason traditional methods like free longer.
us do something that’s high force without the weights are tried and true is they prepare To ensure you’re giving your body a solidly
wear and tear.” those support structures”, says LA Lakers built base, DiFrancesco recommends
strength coach Tim DiFrancesco. “There’s sticking to the basics: Squat, deadlift; lunges
2 nothing you can substitute for that.”
A lot of athletes have been told incorrectly
for the lower body; and bench presses, push-
ups, rows, and pull-up variations for the
MAXIMISE YOUR USE OF to avoid beneficial exercises like the deadlift, upper body.
FREE WEIGHTS and there’s a reason for that: Deadlifting
Isokinetic squat machines can be great for
targeted explosive exercises, but when it
with bad form is a tried-and-true way to evis-
cerate your lower back. (There are different
3
comes to building up the entire body, exer- types of deadlifts. If you’re struggling with HIT YOUR HIPS HORIZONTALLY
cise science still has no replacement for the classic deadlift, try an option like the Of course, when it comes to bullet proofing
traditional free weights. hex-bar.) the body’s support structures over time,
“I’ll tell you one thing that’s definitely But lifting weights with good form incor- Olympic lifts aren’t the whole story. Bill Foran,
E has always
looked at
food as fuel”,
more fragile and brittle
on a cellular level”, he
says — and healthy fats,
anti-inflammatory prop-
erties. In Dallas, Dirk
Nowitzki bulletproofs
says Tim DiFrancesco, particularly avocado his joints with a dif-
the LA Lakers’ strength and coconut oil, are in. ferent approach: 1g of
and conditioning coach. “They’re not going to vitamin C mixed with 5g
“But now we’re realising add to inflammation, gelatine per day. (Stud-
that food is also poten- and they’re going to ies have shown that
tially medicine — or the give you a lot of good high doses of vitamin C
opposite.” energy.” And for a full can reduce the produc-
DiFrancesco, widely out assault on inflam- tion of pro-inflamma-
known as “Grass-fed mation, DiFrancesco tory cytokines.) And in
Tim” (a title bestowed has his players scarf up LA, the recently retired
on him by 36-year-old the leafy greens of their Kobe Bryant, 37, has
Metta World Peace), choice. become a devotee of
is evangelical about This whole-foods bone broth soup.
the benefits of certain approach (which, for “When Kobe had the
foods not only for over- the Lakers, is actually Achilles tear [in 2013],
all health but also for catered by Whole he said, ‘I’m not going
the recovery process of Foods) will sound to hang it up’, so we
ageing athletes. familiar to anyone needed to do everything
One of his biggest who’s heard of Paleo; we could to get him
battles is against but the best ageing back”, DiFrancesco
inflammation. But he pro athletes take it to says. “There’s evidence
doesn’t fight it with another level. that a cup of bone broth
heaps of anti-inflam- Patriots quarterback contains basically the
matory pills — he fights Tom Brady reportedly building blocks of the
S a m K a p l a n / Tr u n k A r c h i v e
“It will actually change the fibre combina- On the road, he runs resistance sprints in says. But they also need to be very careful about
tion we see”, he says. “It’s been tremendously hotel hallways, dragging the team’s strength overtraining. For every player who lazed his way
helpful. It helps us with both strength and coach, Tommy Powers (for more on him, out of pro sports by taking it too easy as an older
durability.” read “Training a ‘Freight Train ‘”, page 89), athlete, there’s another who was such a beast
For the injured Achilles tendon, Holsopple behind him for short, 10 to 20-metre bursts. in training that one day his ageing body yelled,
puts his players on a leg press machine and He also utilises a medicine ball to work on his “Basta!” Ever wonder what caused Tiger Woods’
has them hold a single-leg calf extension at core and resistance cables to build and main- catastrophic downfall? His former swing coach
the midway point (neither flat-footed nor fully tain upper-body strength. has speculated that it was the golfer’s love of
contracted) for five seconds. It’s a simple high- And if he stopped the rigorous training? powerlifting and urban warfare–inspired
load isometric exercise that when repeated He’d pay the consequences, he says. training methods that led to his cascading series
pays real dividends. “It’s like a truck, a heavy truck”, Jagr told of injuries.
“Everyone should do it”, he says. “When it’s The Wall Street Journal. “When you’re going, As long time Denver Nuggets strength and
possible to load the tendon structures three you kind of go — and fast. But once you stop, conditioning coach Steve Hess puts it: “It’s a lot
harder to come back from overtraining than it is to get back
into shape from undertraining.”
But how can you tell what’s training hard and what’s
training too hard?
Increasingly, data-tracking wearables are coming to the
rescue. NBA, NHL, and pro soccer teams, in particular,
have a fetish for them, hooking players up to GPS trackers,
accelerometers, and gyroscopes, many from the Australian
company Catapult Sports.
“You get to see metabolic output, exertion, oxygen
consumption, distance covered, peak heart rate”, says Riley
Williams, MD, a sports medicine surgeon at Hospital for
Special Surgery and the Medical Director and head time
physician for the Brooklyn Nets and New York Red Bulls.
“It helps you assess their real exertion. Instead of just the Kettlebell
old ‘No pain, no gain’, we have normative data that tells us, Swing
Keep your back
say, when a 30-year-old midfielder might get a hamstring flat and bend
your hips back;
strain, or a [35-year-old] player will reach his fatigue limit, bend knees as
necessary.
so we know we have to rest him.”
However, if you’re an amateur athlete with no medical
or training staff at your beck and call to interpret the
reams of complicated data a tracker collects, you may
decide not to use one at all, but that would be a mistake.
Sure, counting how many steps you take in a day isn’t
an extremely useful athletic performance booster, but
staying at your maximum aerobic capacity is — and that’s The Longevity
Workout
something pro teams use heart rate monitors to measure.
Just remember: The rule of thumb is that your maximum
heart rate is 220 minus your age, and your maximum
Stay healthy and strong for the long haul with this sample routine
aerobic threshold is that number multiplied by 0.85, or
B Y SE AN H YS ON, C S C S
85% of your max heart rate. In other words, if you’re an
average 35-year-old with a max heart rate of 185 (220 - 35
into your 30s, 40s, and
M A I N TA I N I N G ST RE N GT H A N D AT H L E T I C I S M
= 185) beats per minute, and you want to bust your ass to
beyond means doing all you can to prevent injury—and that
improve while staying healthy and safe, make sure you
means checking your ego at the gym door. Loading up a bar as
don’t get too far above your max aerobic threshold of 157 heavy as you can and going for broke on each set is no longer
(185 x 0.85 = 157) bpm for very long. “In general”, says an option; working muscles you’ve long neglected is your new
renowned pro cycling instructor Neal Henderson, “80% priority. This routine is perfect to build your future training on,
of your training should be relatively easy to moderate, as it covers all the bases for keeping you healthy and athletic.
and only 20% should be intense”. In particular, it focuses on boosting explosive strength,
Mavericks strength and conditioning coach Holsopple improving conditioning, and fortifying the stabiliser muscles
conditions his athletes with long-striding, court-length in your core and hips that protect your back and knees.
runs that emphasise explosiveness but never push
beyond the aerobic threshold. That’s a low-impact, Directions 1) Lateral Band Walk
Sets: 2 Reps: 10 (each direction) Rest: 30 sec.
cardio-building approach you can mimic with just a little
Perform the
data input. 2) Trap-bar Deadlift
workout once per Sets: 3–5 Reps: 3 Rest: 60 sec.
Once you know your limits — and you’ve got strong week. Exercises
marked “A,” “B,” Use 60-70%
hips, tendons, and legs — it’s finally time to actually have and “C” are done in
sequence, so you’ll 3A) Neutral-grip Dumbbell Bench Press
some fun. Sets: 3 Reps: 8–12 Rest: 60 sec.
do one set of A,
“Some guys stop because they don’t want to play rest, then B, rest, 3B) Suspension Trainer Row
anymore”, says Carter. “When I first started we didn’t and then C. Repeat Sets: 3 Reps: 10–15 Rest: 60 sec.
until all sets are
have all the things you do now, but we did have cold tubs completed. 4) Calf Extension on Leg Press
Sets: 3 Reps: 8 (each leg) Rest: 90 sec.
and weights and a lot of the same preparation, and some
5A) Kettlebell Swing
guys chose not to put in the work, and others were willing Sets: 3 Reps: 20 Rest: 45 sec.
to do it because they enjoyed it.” 5B) Alligator Crawl
“You know, every year I think, I could sit back and rest Sets: 3 Reps: 20 feet Rest: 45 sec.
and enjoy the summer. But I know that if I did, I probably 5C) Farmer’s Walk
Sets: 3 Reps: Walk for 30 sec. Rest: 45 sec.
wouldn’t have a job when I came back.” Q
S en d you r qu es ti o n s t o ask@mensfitness.co.za Wis e up
It’s definitely
not wimpy:
I “On full-paddle
days, you
could burn 4000 to 6000
calories a day!” says
Courtenay Schurman,
CSCS, co-author of The
Outdoor Athlete.
For comparison,
Schurman says, if you’re
an 80-kilogram guy and
you jog 9km/h for an hour,
you’ll burn roughly 612
calories; but if you canoe
6km/h for an hour, you’ll
burn 728 calories — even
more if there’s a headwind,
“Canoeing taxes the body
like interval training”,
Schurman says. And that’s
not counting the time
you’ll spend humping a
five-metre canoe and all
your gear over land (aka
“portaging”).
To make sure you’re
physically in shape for
several days of paddling,
Schurman advises
working on 1) upper-body
strength (shoulders, lats,
arms, and forearms); 2) a
strong core (abs, obliques,
and lower back); and 3) leg
endurance (calves, quads,
hamstrings, and hips), for
portaging.
NO WORKOUT Finally, if the river has
FOR WIMPS, rapids, be sure you’re
CANOEING a strong swimmer,
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THE
from the face.
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how to mix it up with other positions
besides “missionary”?
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when we want sex to
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C a r l o s N u n e z / P i c d e s k ; j e n n i f e r L i v i n g s t o n / Tr u n k A r c h i v e
Build your
own Greek
physique
Use the workout that is
recommended by professional
athlete Tom Coleman, to create your
own killer physique.
By Ghia ten Doeschate
Q
We all know that becoming
competition ready is no joke, and
takes loads of hard work, sacrifice and
dedication. And even then, without the
correct workout plan, you efforts will go
unnoticed. But never fear, we have a step-
by-step guide on how to achieve a chiselled
Greek God physique that will have you
looking ripped in no time.
2A 2B
CLEAN PULL POWER
Sets: 4 Reps: 1
CLEAN
Stand with feet hip- Sets: 4 Reps: 1
width apart and bend Begin as you did the
down to grasp the bar clean pull, but when you
at shoulder width. Keep come to the explosive
your lower back flat, shrug and hip exten-
chest up, and eyes sion, continue pulling
looking forward. Begin the bar up to shoulder
extending your hips level as described in
to pull the bar off the the hang clean and jerk
floor—keep your weight above. Catch the bar
on your heels and your at your shoulders and
shoulders directly over immediately begin the
the bar as it rises. front squat.
When the bar reaches
the top of your thighs,
explosively extend your
2C
hips, shrug the bar, and FRONT
come up onto your toes. SQUAT
Control the bar back to Sets: 4 Reps: 1
the floor.
From the top of the
power clean, bend your
hips back and lower
your body into a squat,
keeping your lower back
in its natural arch and
your elbows raised so
your upper arms are
parallel to the floor.
Extend your hips to
come out of the squat.
2D
PUSH PRESS
Sets: 4 Reps: 1
PERFORM
Standing tall again, dip THE ENTIRE
your knees and quickly CIRCUIT
extend them, using the
momentum to press the
FLUIDLY. LET
bar straight overhead. ONE LIFT SET
Return the bar to your UP THE NEXT
shoulders. SMOOTHLY.
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2E 3
SPLIT JERK FRONT
Sets: 4 Reps: 1
SQUAT
With the bar held at your Sets: As many as needed
shoulders, dip your Reps: Work up to one
heavy rep
knees and press the bar
up again while splitting Perform the front squat
your stance, just as as described on the
you did for the hang previous page, taking
clean and jerk. Lock as many warmup sets
the weight out as your as needed to reach a
feet land. load that allows you only
one rep with good form.
Make sure you take only
10 total reps or fewer
to reach your max. This
will conserve energy. So
you might do two reps
DON’T MUSCLE each at about 50% and
70% of your max, and
THE WEIGHT then several single-rep
OVERHEAD. sets as you close in on
LET YOUR HIPS the right load.
POWER IT UP.
4
FRONT-
SQUAT/
BACK-SQUAT
COMBO
Sets: 3 Reps: 7 for front
squat, 13 for back squat