Funny Questions to Ask

1. What are the crazy adventures you want to try in your life?
2. What is your favorite smell?
3. What is the best Wi-Fi name you have seen in your entire life?
4. Have you ever fallen off your bike in front of a huge crowd?
5. What is it that you keep wanting to smell despite the fact that it doesn't
smell particularly good?
6. Have you ever gone a day without wearing underwear?
7. If you can still remember, what are your funniest childhood memories?
8. How long do you think you'd survive in a zombie apocalypse?
9. If the roses are red, why are violets blue?
10. How do you hang toilet paper: over or under?
11. Have you ever gone to a corner store and stolen a candy bar?
12. How many beers do you think I'd be able to consume?
13. What would you do if you won a million dollars?
14. What is your Wi-Fi password?
15. Why is it that round pizzas come in square boxes?
16. Where was the most embarrassing place you have ever farted?
17. Has someone caught you dancing in front of the mirror?
18. If I will fail a driver’s test, in which part will I fail?
19. Have you ever tried talking to your dog?
20. What would you do if you could live forever?
21. What would you call a male ladybug?
22. Do you like pineapple on your pizza?
23. Have you ever been caught cheating on a test?
24. In your opinion, how long can my hair grow?
25. Can you show me the hidden apps in your phone?
26. Who was your first ever crush?
27. Do you sometimes hear certain voices in your head, too?
28. What are three items you might purchase at the grocery store to get
strange looks from the cashier?
29. What’s the sexiest name you’ve ever heard?
30. Do you sleep with lights on or off?
31. What is the silliest thing you've ever seen a stranger do in public?
32. If you could have a superpower, what would it be?
33. What do you typically do when you’re bored?
34. What’s one thing your dogs could say that would completely ruin
your image if they could talk?
35. What’s the most hilarious fact you know?
36. Do you have an imaginary friend?
37. Can you eat ice cream using your bare hands?
38. Have you ever made a prank call to someone you don’t know?
39. What do you think will your last words be?
40. If you were to be banned from your local library, what would be the
reason?
41. What secret conspiracy would you like to actually start letting other
people know?
42. Have you ever fallen asleep during class?
43. If you could ask me a funny question, what do you think would it be?
44. Are you scared of horror movies?
45. If you could remove one color in the whole world, what would it be
and why?
46. What do you think is the worst thing that a person can put on their
bio on a dating app?
47. Do people drink or eat soup?
48. Have you ever been arrested?
49. What’s the most embarrassing moment in your entire childhood?
50. What would you do if you only had 24 hours to live?
51. Who is your all-time celebrity crush?
52. What is the wildest fantasy you’ve ever had?
53. What do you think your last meal would be if you were on death row?
54. Which species would be the rudest if all animals could talk?
55. Which person do you know that totally reminds you of a character in
a TV show or movie?
56. Did you once forget to bring your wallet when you’ve been scheduled
to pay for a meal?
57. Do you still sleep with a stuffed toy?
58. What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done after getting really drunk?
59. What’s your preference: to be buried or be cremated?
60. Do mermaids have live babies or lay eggs?
61. What's the most creative insult you can think of?
62. Have you ever consumed so much alcohol that you passed out?
63. Do you think aliens really exist?
64. Have you ever been in a secret relationship?
65. Who is the first person on your hit list?
66. Do you think the sea is salty because the shore never waves back at
it?
67. Have you ever succeeded in making one of your parents cry?
68. Can you tell me the most hilarious joke you’ve heard?
69. Are you afraid of staying home alone?
70. Where would you like to time travel: back to the past or to the future?
71. What does the word “ok” mean for you?