[Opens with a construction site with workers.

Voiceover: "Nakaka-bore na ba ang mga karaniwang gamit na martilyo? Narito na ang bagong
HAHAHAmmer!"

[Camera focuses on a worker struggling with a regular hammer, looking frustrated.]

Worker 1: "Hay naku, ang tigas naman nitong, ang hirap hirap ipasok!"

[Another worker walks by with a HAHAHAmmer, laughing.]

Worker 2: "Tawanan mo ang yong problema hahahahaha. subukan mo 'to! HAHAHAmmer”

[The first worker tries the HAHAHAmmer and bursts into laughter while effortlessly hammering.]

Worker 1: "Grabe, ang saya-saya at ang dali pala gamitin nito!"

Voiceover: "Sa HAHAHAmmer, tawanan ang bawat pagtatrabaho! Ang LaughTech™ technology nito ay
siguradong magpapasaya sa bawat sipa!"

[Cut to a montage of workers using the HAHAHAmmer, laughing hysterically as they work.]

Voiceover: "Paalam sa mga boring na gamit at hello sa HAHAHAmmer! Available na sa inyong paboritong
hardware store. Bili na at magsimulang tumawa habang nagtatrabaho!"

[End with the HAHAHAmmer logo and tagline: "Tumawa habang nagmamartilyo!"]