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GENERIC RADIO WORKSHOP OTR SCRIPT - Mercury Theatre
GENERIC RADIO WORKSHOP OTR SCRIPT - Mercury Theatre
GENERIC RADIO WORKSHOP OTR SCRIPT - Mercury Theatre
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CBS ANNCR: Texaco Fire Chief dealers from coast to coast will present each
Wednesday evening beginning October fifth from 9:30 to 10:30 p. m.
Eastern Standard Time, "The Texaco Star Theatre" featuring Adolphe
Menjou, Una Merkel, Charlie Ruggles, Jane Froman and Kenny Baker, with
Bette Davis as guest star in a dramatic sketch directed by Max
Reinhardt, David Broekman's orchestra with Harry Simeone's chorus. Tune
in the first broadcast, Wednesday, October fifth, at 9:30 p. m. Eastern
Standard Time.
MUSIC: THEME (FROM TCHAIKOVSKY'S PIANO CONCERTO, NO. 1) ... CONTINUES IN BG ...
FADES OUT BEHIND--
ANNOUNCER: The Columbia Broadcasting System takes pleasure in bringing you the
twelfth in its series of weekly broadcasts featuring Orson Welles and
the Mercury Theatre on the Air. Tonight, Broadway's -- and radio's --
most celebrated theatrical producing company brings to life the best-
loved character in detective fiction, the immortal Sherlock Holmes. The
play is Orson Welles's own adaptation for radio of William Gillette's
enduring melodrama based on the famous stories by Sir Arthur Conan
Doyle. Before the performance begins, here is the director of the
Mercury Theatre, the star and producer of these unique broadcasts, Orson
Welles.
WELLES: Good evening. Well, tonight it's back to Baker Street. Back to that
unlikely London of the nineteenth century where high adventure awaits
all who would seek it, in a hansom cab or under a gas lamp in an
Inverness cape. For tonight we pay tribute to the most wonderful member
of that most wonderful world -- a gentleman who never lived, and who
will never die.
Now, irrelevant as this may seem, we of the Mercury Theatre are very
much occupied these days with rehearsals for a revival of a fine old
American farce a lot of you will remember, if only for its lovely title
-- which is "Too Much Johnson." Its author was William Gillette, which
reminded us, as it reminds you, of Sherlock Holmes. As everybody knows,
that celebrated American inventor of underacting leant his considerable
gifts as a playwright to the indestructible legend of the Conan Doyle
detective and produced the play which is as much a part of the Holmes
literature as any of Sir Arthur's own romances.
And, as nobody will ever forget, he gave his face to him. For William
Gillette was the aquiline and actual embodiment of Holmes himself. It is
too little to say that William Gillette resembled Sherlock Holmes;
Sherlock Holmes looks exactly like William Gillette. Sounds like him,
too, we're afraid, and hope devoutly that the Mercury Theatre and the
radio will take none of the glamor from the beloved fable of Baker
Street; from the pipe and the violin and the hideous purple dressing-
gown; from the needle and the cigar on the window ledge, and the dry,
final, famous lines -- "Elementary, my dear Watson. Elementary. The mere
child's play of deduction."
During that time, I was privileged to be his daily companion and I have
done my modest share in giving to the world an account of some of his
most famous cases. Most famous of these are the ones of which I have
written under the names of "The Speckled Band," "Sign of Four," "Hound
of the Baskervilles," and "A Study in Scarlet." They represent, however,
only a minute fraction of the six hundred and forty-three cases Holmes
successfully solved during the years that we shared the lodgings in
Baker Street. Other cases I hope one day to give to the world include
"The Tarlington Murders," "The Sudden Death of Cardinal Tosca, "The
Adventure of Ricoletti of the Club Foot and His Abominable Wife," "The
Case of Mrs. Farintosh, the Circus Belle," and "The Case of the Royal
Family of Scandinavia." Each illustrate in their own way the remarkable
genius of my friend Sherlock Holmes.
WATSON: (NARRATES) Since my marriage three years ago, Holmes has continued to
occupy the Baker Street lodgings by himself. And here, almost every
afternoon, when my work in the office is finished, I'm in the habit of
calling on him.
WATSON: (NARRATES) The sitting room as you go in is exactly as it has been for
the past thirteen years: the worn bearskin rug; the huge sofa, covered
with faded chintz; the mantelpiece cluttered with miscellaneous objects,
unanswered letters and piles of loose tobacco. On one side of the
fireplace, in a deep armchair, his pipe curling forth slow wreaths of
acrid tobacco, draped in his hideous purple dressing-gown, sits Sherlock
Holmes with his violin under his chin.
MUSIC: SOLO VIOLIN ... UP FOR A MOMENT, THEN ABRUPTLY OUT WITH--
HOLMES: I'm delighted to see you, perfectly delighted, upon my word, I am, but,
er-- I'm sorry to observe that your wife has left you.
WATSON: (LAUGHS) She has gone, on a little visit. But how did you know?
HOLMES: How did I--? Well, I like that. How do I know anything? How do I know
you've been getting yourself very wet lately; that you've an extremely
careless servant girl; and that you've moved your dressing-table to the
other side of the room?
WATSON: Holmes, if you had lived a few centuries ago, they'd have burned you
alive.
HOLMES: (AMUSED) Hm! Such a conflagration would have saved me a great deal of
trouble and expense.
HOLMES: It's too simple to talk about. Scratches and clumsy cuts, my dear
fellow, on the inner side of your shoe there, just where the firelight
strikes it. Scratches, cuts. Somebody scraped away crusted mud -- and
did it badly -- badly. Scraped the shoe along with it. There's your wet
foot, my dear Watson, and your careless servant girl, all on one shoe.
(RAPIDLY) Face badly shaved on the right side; always used to be on
left; light must come from other side; couldn't very well move your
window; must have moved your dressing-table.
WATSON: (LAUGHS) Of course! But how the deuce did you know my wife was away?
HOLMES: Well, where the deuce is your second waistcoat button, Watson? And what
the deuce is yesterday's boutonniere doing in to-day's lapel? And why
the deuce do you wear the expression of a--?
HOLMES: Watson, my dear fellow, in the enthusiasm which has prompted you to
chronicle and -- if you will excuse my saying so -- somewhat to
embellish my little, uh, adventures, you have occasionally seen fit to
introduce a certain element of romance, which struck me as being just a
trifle out of place. Something like working an elopement into the fifth
proposition of Euclid. I merely refer to this in case you should see fit
at some future time to chronicle the case on which I am about to embark
-- the strange case of Professor Robert Moriarty.
HOLMES: Oh, Watson, this is Inspector Forman. Since the day before yesterday, he
occupies the position of butler under the name of Judson in the home of
Mr. and Mrs. Chetwood, the blackmailers of St. John's Wood. Well,
Forman, any news?
FORMAN: Yes, sir. This morning, a little after nine, Chetwood and his wife drove
away in a four-wheeler. They returned about eleven. Bassick was with
them. You know him, sir?
HOLMES: Mm, yes. When I last had the occasion to meet Mr. Bassick, he got two
years for safecracking. Go on, Forman.
FORMAN: Well, they took this man Bassick into the library. I got a look at him
from the outside. And there he was opening up the safe where they've
been keeping the letters.
HOLMES: Go on.
FORMAN: In the end, when they got the safe open, it was empty.
HOLMES: Hmm.
FORMAN: The letters were gone. It seems like the Faulkner girl got them back
somehow. That got them pretty excited. Bassick went out to send a
telegram.
HOLMES: Hmmm. (PAUSE) Moriarty! I thought so, Watson. This case is taking a most
promising turn. Forman, you'll return at once to the house in St. John's
Wood. Within ten minutes, I shall be there myself. If I remember
correctly, the kitchen is immediately below the drawing room. (PAUSE, TO
HIMSELF) Yes. (TO FORMAN) When I knock over a chair in the drawing room,
you'll overturn a lamp in the kitchen, scatter smoke balls, and give an
alarm of "Fire!" All other instructions remain unchanged.
HOLMES: Well, my dear Watson, it begins to look like a most interesting evening.
SOUND: KNOCK AT DOOR, DOOR OPENS, FOOTSTEPS IN, DOOR CLOSES BEHIND--
LARRABEE: (UNEASY BUT TRYING TO COVER IT) Whom - whom did you wish to see, Mr.
Holmes?
HOLMES: Oh, thank you so much, Mr. Chetwood. I had myself announced by the
butler on my way up.
LARRABEE: The butler? I didn't-- Ah, very well. Oh, here he is. Yes, Judson?
FORMAN: (AS JUDSON THE BUTLER) Miss Faulkner begs Mr. Holmes to excuse her. She
is not well enough to see anyone this evening.
HOLMES: Will you please hand this card to Miss Faulkner and say that I have--
LARRABEE: I beg your pardon, Mr. Holmes, but it's quite useless -- really.
HOLMES: Ah, has it ever occurred to you, Mr. Chetwood, that she might be
confined to the house too much?
HOLMES: (EASILY) It doesn't. I simply made the suggestion. Might like to think
it over. What's your butler's name?
LARRABEE: (AMUSED) Well, this is really too good. (SHARP) Why, of course he can
take up your card -- or your note -- or whatever it is, if you wish it
so much. I was only trying to save you the trouble.
LARRABEE: Upon my word, yes! We've all heard of your wonderful methods. The
astonishing manner in which you gain information from the most trifling
details. Now, I dare say, in this brief moment or two, you've discovered
any number of things about me.
HOLMES: Nothing of consequence, Mr. Chetwood. I hardly more than asked myself
why you were so distressed to see me at this particular moment -- and
what there can possibly be about the safe in the lower part of that desk
to cause you such painful anxiety.
LARRABEE: (QUICKLY, NERVOUS) Heh! Very good! Very good indeed! If those things
were only true now, I'd be wonderfully impressed. It would be absolutely
remarkable--
LARRABEE: (TO HOLMES) You'll excuse me, I trust. (BEAT, FEIGNING ENTHUSIASM) It's
from -- er -- Miss Faulkner! Well, really! She begs to be allowed to see
you, Mr. Holmes. She absolutely implores it! Well, I suppose I shall
have to give way. (TO FORMAN) Judson, ask Miss Faulkner to come down to
the drawing-room. Say that Mr. Holmes is waiting to see her.
LARRABEE: Quite remarkable, upon my soul! May I ask, if it's not an impertinent
question, what message you sent up that could so have aroused Miss
Faulkner's desire to come down?
HOLMES: Merely that if she wasn't down here in five minutes, I'd go up.
HOLMES: Yes, quite so. And, unless I am greatly mistaken, I hear the young lady
on the stairs. In which case, she has a minute and a half to spare.
LARRABEE: (TO MADGE) Alice-- That is, Miss Faulkner, let me introduce Mr. Sherlock
Holmes.
MADGE:
I'm really most charmed to meet you -- although it does look as if you'd
made me come down in spite of myself, doesn't it?
HOLMES: I thank you very much indeed for consenting to see me, Miss Faulkner,
but regret to observe that you were put to the trouble of making such a
very rapid change of dress.
MADGE: (STARTLED) Oh -- yes! I did hurry a trifle, I confess. (TO LARRABEE) Mr.
Holmes is quite living up to his reputation, isn't he, Freddie?
LARRABEE: (ANNOYED) What do you mean, you blockhead? No one rang the bell.
HOLMES: Your butler is right, Mr. Chetwood -- the bell did ring.
LARRABEE: Holmes! What right have you to ring for servants and give orders in my
house?
HOLMES: What right have you to prevent my cards from reaching their destination?
And how does it happen that you and this woman are resorting to trickery
and deceit to prevent me from seeing Alice Faulkner? (TO FORMAN) Through
some trifling oversight, Judson, neither of the cards I handed you have
been delivered. Kindly see that this error does not occur again.
HOLMES: I shall satisfy your curiosity on that point in a very short time, Mr.
Chetwood.
LARRABEE: Yes -- and you'll find out in a very short time that it isn't safe to
meddle with me! It wouldn't be any trouble at all for me to throw you
out into the street.
HOLMES: Possibly not -- but trouble would swiftly follow such an experiment on
your part.
LARRABEE: It's a cursêd lucky thing for you I'm not armed!
HOLMES: Yes -- well, when Miss Faulkner comes down, you go and arm yourself.
LARRABEE: Arm myself! I'll call the police! What's more, I'll do it now!
HOLMES: Oh, no, you will not do it now. You will remain where you are until the
lady I came here to see has entered this room.
LARRABEE: "Larrabee"?!
HOLMES: That is the name under which you are known to Scotland Yard, I believe,
Mr. "Chetwood." This lady here is your wife. (TO FORMAN) As to you,
Judson, you will either deliver that card to Miss Faulkner at once -- or
sleep in the police station tonight. It's a matter of small consequence
to me which you do.
HOLMES: A short time since, Larrabee, you displayed an acute anxiety to leave
the room. Pray do not let me detain you -- or your wife -- any longer.
(NO ANSWER) I take it you prefer to remain while I talk to Miss
Faulkner?
HOLMES: Yes.
HOLMES: Very much indeed, Miss Faulkner, but I am sorry to see that you are far
from well.
ALICE: Oh -- nothing.
HOLMES: Nothing?
ALICE: No.
HOLMES: And the mark here on your neck, plainly showing the clutch of a man's
fingers? Does that mean nothing also? (NO ANSWER) It occurs to me that I
should like to have an explanation of this. Possibly you can furnish
one, Mr. Larrabee?
LARRABEE: What if it did? You'd better understand that it isn't healthy for you or
anyone else to interfere with my business!
HOLMES: Ah! Then it is your business. We have that much at least. (TO ALICE)
Pray be seated, Miss Faulkner.
ALICE: I don't know who you are, Mr. Holmes, or why you are here.
HOLMES: I shall be very glad indeed to explain. My business is this. I've been
consulted as to the possibility of obtaining from you certain letters
addressed to your sister which are supposed to be in your possession.
ALICE: I cannot give up my sister's letters, Mr. Holmes. There are other things
beside revenge -- there is punishment.
HOLMES: Oh, I'm so sorry. How clumsy of me to turn over this chair.
HOLMES: What's that? What's that? What's going on in your house here?
LARRABEE: Lamp?
FORMAN: The lamp in the kitchen, sir! It fell off the table an' everything down
there is blazin', sir!
LARRABEE: Blazing?
FORMAN: Quick, sir! Come down!
MADGE: (SCREAMS)
SOUND: MADGE, LARRABEE AND JUDSON'S FOOTSTEPS RUSH OUT ... DOOR SLAMS ... BRIEF
PAUSE
SOUND: HOLMES FOOTSTEPS TO CHAIR ... HE RIPS OPEN THE UPHOLSTERY ... RATTLE OF
PAPERS
HOLMES: Quite elementary, as you see. And now that they are in my possession,
there seems to be no reason for me to remain any longer in this house.
Good night, Miss Faulkner.
ALICE: Yes?
HOLMES: I - I can't take them, Miss Faulkner. These letters belong to you. I
find that I cannot keep them -- unless you can possibly change your mind
and let me have them of your own free will. (NO ANSWER, HE CHUCKLES) I
hardly supposed you could. I will therefore return them to you and, er--
Oh, here's our friend, Mr. Larrabee, returning from the fire.
SOUND: LARRABEE'S AND MADGE'S FOOTSTEPS APPROACH ... DOOR OPENS, CLOSES
LARRABEE: So! You've got the letters, have you? Now, I suppose we're going to see
you walk out of the house with them!
HOLMES: On the contrary, you're going to see me return them to their rightful
owner. (TO ALICE) Miss Faulkner, here are your letters. Should you ever
change your mind and be so generous, so forgiving, as to wish to return
these letters to the one who wrote them, you have my address. In any
event, rest assured there will be no more cruelty, no more persecution,
in this house.
HOLMES: You are perfectly safe with your property, Miss Faulkner -- for I shall
so arrange it that your faintest cry of distress will be heard! And if
that cry is heard, it will be very unfortunate for those who are
responsible. As for you, Mr. Larrabee, and you, madam, I beg you to
understand that you continue your persecution of that young lady at your
peril. Hm. Good night.
SOUND: HOLMES' FOOTSTEPS AWAY ... DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS OFF
LARRABEE: (MENACING) Miss Faulkner? Come here, Miss Faulkner. Now! Are you going
to give me those letters?
LARRABEE: (TO MADGE) You shut up. (TO ALICE) Now, then, Miss Faulkner -- do you
give me those letters or do I break your arm?!
ALICE: (SCREAMS)
LARRABEE: (LOW) What we want to do is to leave it alone. Let the "Emperor" have
it!
LARRABEE: That's who I mean. Once let him get at it, he'll settle it with Holmes
pretty quick. Don't you worry a minute. I tell you, Professor
Moriarty'll get at him before noon tomorrow night! He won't wait long
either! And when he strikes -- it means death.
SOUND: LEVER PULLED ... DOOR SLIDES OPEN ... THEN ROLLS SHUT BEHIND--
BASSICK: (BITTER) The whole thing was a trap. Set and baited by an expert.
MORIARTY: Disappeared? Sherlock Holmes again. And now this Larrabee job. He's in
on that, too. And that's where he's made his mistake. Mr. Holmes is
playing rather a dangerous game, Bassick! Inspector Wilson tried it
seven years ago. Wilson is dead. Two years later, Henderson took it up.
We haven't heard anything of Henderson lately, eh?
MORIARTY: (CHUCKLES) You've seen about that. This Holmes is rather a talented man.
He doesn't realize there isn't a street in London that'll be safe for
him if I whisper his name to Craigin. I might even make him a little
call myself -- just for the satisfaction of it -- (SAVORS THE IDEA) --
just for the satisfaction of it. Baker Street, isn't it, his place?
Baker Street, eh?
MORIARTY: We could make it safe. We could make it absolutely safe for three
streets in every direction.
MORIARTY: We could. We've done it over and over again elsewhere -- police decoyed;
men in every doorway. Do this tonight -- in Baker Street! At nine
o'clock, call his attendants out on one pretext or another, and keep
them out -- you understand? I'll see this Sherlock Holmes myself. I'll
give him a chance for his life but-- Bassick?
MORIARTY: Notify the Lascar that I may require the gas chamber at Stepney tomorrow
night. And have Craigin there at a quarter before ten with his crew.
BASSICK: Mm.
MORIARTY: Tell Larrabee I shall want him to write a letter to Mr. Sherlock Holmes
which I shall dictate. Meet me here at seven. And, Bassick, place your
men at nine tonight for Sherlock Holmes's house in Baker Street.
BASSICK: But this meeting to-night, sir, to get him in the Gas Chamber--?
MORIARTY: If I fail to kill him in Baker Street, we'll have him in Swandam Lane.
Either way I have him, Bassick. Two strings to our bow. Two strings, eh,
Bassick? (EVIL LAUGHTER)
MUSIC: VIOLIN, WITH ORCHESTRA ACCOMPANIMENT ... CLIMAX OF UPTEMPO CONCERT PIECE
... THEN OUT
WATSON: (NARRATES) When it was over, he rose, put on his long coat, and started
with long steps in the direction of the street.
HOLMES: Come, my dear Watson, let's go home to Baker Street. I have an idea that
very soon we shall be receiving a most interesting visit.
BILLY: Mrs. 'Udson's compliments, sir, an' she wants to know if she can see
you?
HOLMES: (IN A WHIMSICAL MOOD) My compliments, and I don't think she can -- from
where she is.
BILLY: It was most terrible important, sir, seein' as she wants to know what
you'll have for your breakfast in the mornin'.
BILLY: Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Oh, Mr. 'Olmes, 'ere's a letter for you, sir,
on the table. Delivered ten minutes ago.
HOLMES: Mm, read it, Watson, there's a good fellow, while I put on my dressing-
gown.
WATSON: (CHUCKLES, READS) "I have the honour to inform you that Miss Faulkner
has changed her mind regarding the letters, et cetera, which you wish to
obtain, and has decided to dispose of them for a monetary
consideration."
HOLMES: Mm.
WATSON: (READS) "If you wish to negotiate, will you be at nine o'clock at the
Guards' Monument at the foot of Waterloo Place. You will see a four-
wheeler with wooden shutters to the windows. If you have the cab
followed, or try any other underhand trick, you won't get what you want.
Let me know your decision. Yours truly, James Larrabee."
HOLMES: The fellow means to sell me a base imitation, for a large sum of money,
of certain letters that he does not possess. I shall probably buy them
from him. Now, see if I have the points. To-night, eleven o'clock --
Guards' Monument -- cab with wooden shutters. No one to come with me. No
one to follow -- or I don't get what I want.
HOLMES: Ah!
HOLMES: Oh, merely a little device to keep me from seeing where they're
taking me.
HOLMES: In a hansom?
HOLMES: Hand this to the lady, apologize for the delay, and look at the driver
again.
WATSON: But, my dear Holmes -- you didn't say you would go?
BILLY: (APPROACHES, BREATHLESS) I beg pardon, sir! A message come over from the
chemist's on the corner to say a man 'as been 'it by a bus. Looks like
'is leg's broke. An' would Dr. Watson kindly step over and 'elp till the
ambulance comes?
HOLMES: (URGENT, RAPID) Billy! Get downstairs quickly! Look after the doctor. If
the boy's gone and there's a man with him, it means mischief. Let me
know. Don't stop to come up, ring the door bell. I'll hear it. Ring it
loud.
SOUND: BILLY'S FOOTSTEPS RUN OFF, THEN DOWN STAIRS ... PAUSE ... DOOR BELL
RINGS
BILLY: (OFF, SHOUTS TO HOLMES) Look out, sir! Look out! Look out--! (ABRUPTLY
MUFFLED)
SOUND: LOUD THUMP OF FRONT DOOR, FROM OFF ... BEAT ... MORIARTY'S FOOTSTEPS
SLOWLY UP STAIRS ... GROWING CLOSER ... DOOR OPENS ... MORIARTY'S
FOOTSTEPS IN ... DOOR SHUTS
MORIARTY: It's a dangerous habit, Mr. Holmes, to finger loaded firearms in the
pocket of one's dressing-gown.
HOLMES: I give you my word, Professor Moriarty, you'll be taken from here to the
hospital if you keep your hand behind you like that. (PAUSE) Ah, that's
better. Hm. In that case, please put your revolver on the table.
HOLMES: I think it's quite evident that I do. Pray have a chair, Professor. I
can spare you five minutes -- that is, if you have anything to say.
Careful! What were you about to do, Professor Moriarty?
HOLMES: I share your regret, Professor, but solely because of the rather
uncomfortable position it will cause you to occupy.
MORIARTY: May I inquire as to what position you are pleased to allude, Mr. Holmes?
HOLMES: I refer to the position you will occupy at the end of a rope, Professor
Moriarty.
MORIARTY: And have you the faintest idea that you'd be permitted to live to see
that day?
HOLMES: As to that, I do not particularly care, so that I bring you to see it.
MORIARTY: You'll never bring me to see it. Do you think that I would be here if I
hadn't made the streets quite safe in every respect?
MORIARTY: Do you imagine that your friend the doctor, and your boy
Billy, will soon return?
HOLMES: What?!
MORIARTY: So -- it leaves us quite alone, doesn't it, sir? Heh. Quite alone -- so
that we can talk the matter over quietly, Mr. Holmes, and not be
disturbed. In the first place, I wish to call your attention to a few
memoranda which I've jotted down and which you will find-- Ah, here they
are.
HOLMES: Look out! Don't do that! Get your hands down quickly! A little farther
away from that memorandum book you're talking about.
HOLMES: Well, merely don't do it. I don't want it. Got one of my own. If you
want it, we'll have someone get it for you.
MORIARTY: (PAUSE) I observe that your boy doesn't answer the bell.
MORIARTY: Doesn't it occur to you that he may possibly have been detained, Mr.
Holmes?
HOLMES: It does, Professor. But it also occurs to me that you're in very much
the same predicament, Professor Moriarty.
SOUND: HOLMES RINGS HANDBELL ... BILLY'S FOOTSTEPS RUN UP STAIRS ... DOOR OPENS
... BILLY'S FOOTSTEPS IN
BILLY: (BREATHLESS) I beg pardon, sir -- someone tried to 'old me, sir!
BILLY: Yes, sir -- 'e's got my coat, sir, but 'e ain't got me!
HOLMES: Billy?
HOLMES: Billy, the gentleman I am carefully pointing out to you with this forty-
five desires to have us get something out of his left hand inside coat
pocket. As he's not feeling quite himself to-day, and the consequence of
his trying to do it himself might prove fatal, I suggest you attend to
it for him.
HOLMES:
Quite so. Quite so. Put it on the table. Ah, not there, Billy. On this
table, where I can reach it.
HOLMES: Why, Billy, you surprise me. After the gentleman has taken the trouble
to inform us that he hasn't?
HOLMES: When he made a snatch for this one. And now, Professor-- Now that we
have your little "memorandum book," do you think of anything else you'd
like before Billy goes? Any little thing you've got that you don't want?
(NO ANSWER) So sorry, that's all, Billy.
MORIARTY: Listen, Holmes, to me. On the fourth of January you crossed my path --
on the twenty-third you incommoded me. And now, at the close of April, I
find myself placed in such a position through your continual
interference that I am in positive danger of losing my liberty.
MORIARTY: No, I have no suggestions to make. I have a fact to state. If you don't
drop it at once, your life's not worth that. (SNAPS FINGERS)
MORIARTY: I came here this evening, Mr. Holmes, to see if peace could not be
arranged between us.
MORIARTY: You've seen fit not only to reject my proposals, but to make insulting
references coupled with threats of arrest. You've been warned of your
danger -- you don't heed that warning -- perhaps you will heed this!
HOLMES: (PAUSE, CASUALLY) Hm. Didn't imagine I'd leave that gun loaded, did you,
Professor Moriarty? Hm. Here are your cartridges.
HOLMES: I didn't suppose you'd want to use that gun again, so I took them out
while you were talking, put them in my pocket. You'll find them all
there, Professor.
SOUND: HOLMES RINGS HANDBELL ... DOOR OPENS ... BILLY'S FOOTSTEPS IN
HOLMES: Billy?
MORIARTY: (MOVING OFF, MUTTERING) Don't ever say I didn't warn you, Mr. Holmes.
ANNOUNCER: We continue now with this CBS presentation of "Sherlock Holmes" played
by Orson Welles and the Mercury Theatre on the Air.
WATSON: (NARRATES) It was exactly nine o'clock when Sherlock Holmes left the
house in Baker Street. He had given the strictest instructions that no
one was to follow him. If there had been no word from him by noon of the
following day, we must notify Scotland Yard. I went to the window and
looked after him as he went down Baker Street -- a tall, thin figure in
a grey ulster, walking with long, smooth steps in the direction of
Langham Place. There, he entered a cab.
MUSIC: JOINS THE BELLS FOR AN OMINOUS BRIDGE ... THEN OUT
CRAIGIN: There ain't no gas! It's been four days since we 'ad gas in the room.
BASSICK: McTague?
BASSICK: Well, if you don't and he gets away -- I'm sorry for you, that's all.
LARRABEE: Hello.
MORIARTY: No outlet?
CRAIGIN: Huh! We'll 'ave 'im tied down afore 'e can break any glass, sir.
MORIARTY: Oh, you've used it before, eh? Of course you know it's airtight?
MORIARTY: When the men have turned the gas on him, they leave by this door?
BASSICK: Heavy bolts on the outside, sir; solid oak bars over all.
BASSICK: Leary?
SOUND: LEARY'S FOOTSTEPS TO DOOR ... CREAKING DOOR SLAMS SHUT, BOLTS SLIDE
SHUT, BARS DROP
MORIARTY: Now, Craigin -- and the rest of you. One thing remember. Whatever
happens, no shooting to-night! Not a single shot. It can be heard in the
alley below. The first thing is to get his revolver away before he has a
chance to use it. Two of you attract his attention in front -- the other
come up on him from behind and snatch it out of his pocket. Then you
have him. Arrange that, Craigin.
MORIARTY: I give you this opportunity to sell him the packet of letters you forged
and get what you can for your trouble. A few hundred pounds doesn't
interest me, Mr. Larrabee. (INTENSE) What I am after is Holmes.
MORIARTY: When you've finished and got your money, you whistle -- and these
gentlemen come in. Let's hear it.
MORIARTY: You hear that, Craigin? That's right. And, Craigin. At the proper
moment, present my compliments to Mr. Sherlock Holmes, and say that I
wished him a pleasant journey to the other side. (EVIL CHUCKLE) Come on,
Bassick. (MOVING OFF) Good night, gentlemen.
SOUND: CREW MURMURS "GOOD NIGHT" AS MORIARTY'S AND BASSICK'S FOOTSTEPS DEPART
LARRABEE: All right, boys. Clear? When you 'ear the whistle, in you come.
LARRABEE: Leary?
LARRABEE: You get down on the corner below and let me know when he comes.
LARRABEE: Well, when you see him driving up, come down the alley and whistle three
times.
ALICE: (SCREAMS)
LEARY: (OFF) How did you get in? What are you doing there in the back, hey?
SOUND: STRUGGLE ENDS AS ALICE IS DRAGGED TO LARRABEE ... THEN LEARY PRESUMABLY
DEPARTS
LARRABEE: What have you been doing since I came up here? Informing the police,
perhaps?
ALICE: Yes. To warn him, yes. You're going to swindle and deceive him -- sell
him a packet of false letters, I know that. What else are you going to
do to him?
LARRABEE: You don't mean -- these men, do you, Miss Faulkner? (SHARP LOUD WHISTLE)
LARRABEE: Tie her up, boys, so she can't make a noise! Tie her up!
LARRABEE: Listen!
MCTAGUE: Yeah.
SOUND: CREW HURRIES OUT ... PAUSE ... METAL DOOR CREAKS OPEN ... HOLMES'
FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
HOLMES: Ah, Mr. Larrabee. Heh! Now, really. I certainly thought, after all this
driving about in a closed cab, you'd show me something new.
HOLMES: Well, a time or two. Now that I come to think of it, I nabbed a friend
of yours in this place while he was trying to drop himself out of the
window. Ned Colvin, the cracksman.
HOLMES: Well, you certainly never heard of him after, I'm sure of that. A brace
of counterfeiters used these luxurious chambers in the spring of '89.
One of them hid in that cupboard. We pulled him out by the heels.
HOLMES: Ah, so they have, Mr. Larrabee, so they have. Then it was only
cracksmen, counterfeiters, pickpockets and petty swindlers of various
kinds, but now --
HOLMES: Well, between you and me, Mr. Larrabee -- we've heard some not
altogether agreeable rumours. Rumours of some pretty shady work not far
from here -- a murder or two of a very peculiar kind. I've always had a
suspicion-- (PAUSE) That's it! My surmise was correct -- it is.
LARRABEE: It is what?
HOLMES: Nothing to us, Mr. Larrabee, nothing to us, but it might signify a good
deal to some poor devil who's been caught and gassed in this trap.
LARRABEE: Well, if it's nothing to us, suppose we leave it alone and get to
business. My time is limited.
HOLMES: Of course. I should have realized that these reflections could not
possibly appeal to you.
LARRABEE: Glad you like it. Now, here is the little packet of letters which is the
object of this meeting. I haven't opened it yet, but Miss Faulkner tells
me everything is there.
HOLMES: Suppose, Mr. Larrabee, that as Miss Faulkner knows nothing about this
affair, we omit her name from the discussion.
LARRABEE: What do you mean? Who told you she doesn't know?
HOLMES: You did. Every look, tone, gesture -- everything you've said and done
since I've been in this room has informed me that Miss Faulkner has
never consented to this transaction. It is a little speculation of your
own.
LARRABEE: Oh? I suppose you think you can read me like a book!
LARRABEE: Why, I've been offered four thousand for this little packet!
HOLMES:
Mr. Larrabee, strange as it may appear, my time is limited as well as
yours. I have brought with me the sum of one thousand pounds, which is
all that I wish to pay. If it's your desire to sell at this figure,
kindly appraise me of the fact at once. If not, permit me to wish you a
very good evening. (NO ANSWER) Well?
LARRABEE: You can have it. It's too small a matter to haggle over. Give me the
money.
HOLMES: Ah, quite so. I didn't say I hadn't brought any more.
LARRABEE: (SNEERS) Oh, you can do your little tricks when it comes to it, can't
you?
LARRABEE: Here, you give me that money. Come on, quick! Hand it over!
HOLMES: Now -- I've got you where I want you, James Larrabee. You've been so
cunning and so cautious and so wise, we couldn't find a thing to hold
you for -- but this little slip will get you in for robbery.
LARRABEE: Oh, you'll have me in, will you? What are your views about being able to
get away from here yourself?
LARRABEE: (SCOFFS) Ah, robbery, eh? Why, even if you got away from here, you
haven't got a witness. You haven't got a witness to your name!
HOLMES: I'm not so sure of that, Mr. Larrabee. Not so sure of that. Do you
usually fasten this cupboard door with a knife?!
ALICE: (MOANS)
HOLMES: (FURIOUS, TO LARRABEE) Stand back. You contemptible scoundrel. What does
this mean?!
LARRABEE: I'll show you what it means cursêd quick! (SHARP LOUD WHISTLE)
HOLMES: (PAUSE, POLITE) I'll have to ask you gentlemen to wait just one moment
please.
CRAIGIN: Here, there! What's the idea of sittin' down and writing?
HOLMES: (CASUAL) No, no. Only a brief description of one or two of you gentlemen
- for the police. (BEAT) I'm ready now.
CRAIGIN: Wait a bit! You better listen to me, Mr. 'Olmes. We're gonna tie you
down nice and tight to the top of that table.
HOLMES: Why, you surprise me, gentlemen, thinking you're so sure of anybody in
this room, and three bars gone out of that window.
LARRABEE: Bars or no bars, you're not going to get out of here as easy as you
expect!
HOLMES: There are so many ways, Mr. Larrabee, that I hardly know which one to
choose.
CRAIGIN: Well, you'd better choose quick -- I can tell you that.
HOLMES: I'll choose at once, Mr. Craigin -- and my choice falls on this --
chair.
SOUND: BIG CRASH! AS HOLMES SMASHES LAMP WITH CHAIR ... FOLLOWING VOICES GROW
INCREASINGLY DISTANT
CRAIGIN: He's up on the ledge! He's climbed up! Look at his cigar!
HOLMES: (CLOSE ON MIKE, CASUAL) No, gentlemen, no. Not by the window. I'm
leaving by the door. Uh, by the way, I left my cigar for you on the
windowsill. Good evening, gentlemen. [Come along, Miss Faulkner.
DOOR SLAMS SHUT, BOLTS SLIDE SHUT, BARS DROP]
SOUND:
MUSIC: WILDLY INTENSE, BRIEF BRIDGE
WATSON: (NARRATES) There was no news of Holmes that night. And Billy reported
next morning that he had not breakfasted at home. I had a busy morning
at my office in Harley Street. It was after eleven before the last of my
appointments was over, and still no news of Holmes.
PARSONS: There's one person in the waiting room, doctor. A lady, sir, and she
wants to see you most particular.
PARSONS: She didn't say, sir. Only she said it was of the utmost importance to
'er, if you'd see 'er, sir.
WATSON: Oh, very well -- I'll see her. And call a cab for me at the same time
and have it wait. Show the lady in.
SOUND: FOOTSTEPS IN
MADGE: They said you were Mr. Holmes's friend -- several people told me that,
several. They advised me to ask you where I could find him to-day --
this morning -- and everything depends on it, doctor -- everything!
MADGE: Yes -- in Baker Street. That's why I came to you. They said he might be
here.
MADGE: But couldn't you get him to come? It would be such a great favour to me
-- I'm almost worn out with going about -- and with this dreadful
anxiety! If you could get word to Mr. Holmes -- to come.
WATSON: (IMPATIENT) I could not get him to come, madam. And I beg you to excuse
me. I'm going out myself on urgent business. I have no idea where Mr.
Holmes could be. I--
SOUND: DURING ABOVE, A HORSE'S FAST HOOF BEATS APPROACH ON THE STREET OUTSIDE
PARSONS: If that's the bell, sir, somebody's 'urt, sir, and they're a-wantin'
you!
WATSON: Well, don't allow anybody to come in! I have no more time.
1ST VOICE: Let the old man come in, can't yer?
2ND VOICE: We 'ad to bring 'im in! There ain't nowhere else for 'im to go!
3RD VOICE: What kind of a doctor's office is this when 'e can't come in when 'e's
'urt?!
3RD VOICE: He's got to come in! We cawn't leave 'im out in the street, can we?!
PARSONS: Right this way, sir! Be careful of the sill, sir! That's it.
DRIVER: Now, the doctor'll have a look at ye. 'Ere's the doctor.
DRIVER: Yes, it is a doctor. (TO WATSON) 'Ere, doctor, you just come and have a
look at this old bloke, will ye? He's hurt 'isself a little, an' --
DRIVER: Arrested?
HOLMES: No, I can't, but somebody else can! Where's my hat?! Where's my hat?! My
hat! My hat!
HOLMES: That isn't my hat! Here! You're responsible! I'll have you arrested!
Here, come back!
DRIVER: (MOVING OFF) I cawn't stick around 'ere, you know! I got to go and tend
to me bleedin' hawse!
HOLMES: (CALLS AFTER HIM) Bring your horse in here! I want to speak to him! I--
(LAPSES INTO GROANS AND REMONSTRANCES, MUMBLING) It's a conspiracy. I
won't stay in this place. If I ever get out of here alive-- What're ya
starin' at me for, lady?
WATSON: Parsons, tell that cab to wait for me. I must see if he's badly hurt.
WATSON: (TO HOLMES) Now, my friend, if you'll sit quiet for one moment, I'll
have a look at you. Well, stay still, will you? Well, how can I--?
HOLMES: (SLOWLY, HIS VOICE CHANGES FROM OLD TO YOUNG) Remarkable - remarkable
weather, we're having, eh, doctor?
WATSON: (BEAT) Holmes? What on earth--?
HOLMES: How about helping me remove some of this ridiculous disguise, Watson?
HOLMES: Watson? Watson! Don't let her get at that window. Look out! The blind!
WATSON: Look out, Holmes! She can get out that way.
HOLMES: (PAUSE, SIGHS) Ah, Watson, my dear fellow, I regret to say that up to
the present time, Professor Moriarty himself has not risen to the bait.
HOLMES: In the open streets -- under some clever disguise -- watching for a
chance to get at me.
HOLMES: Quite so, quite so. A spy -- to let them know, by some signal, if she
found me in the house. Now they know. Pull down that blind, Watson. I
don't care to be shot at from the street.
HOLMES: I imagine we shall hear from Professor Moriarty very soon now.
HOLMES: Get out again quick, Billy, and keep your eye on him.
HOLMES: Watson, can you let me have a rather heavy portmanteau for a few
moments? I won't do it any harm.
WATSON: Parsons -- my large Gladstone over there in the corner -- bring it here,
please.
HOLMES: Ah, thank you, Parsons. Put it down there. Thank you so much. Uh,
Parsons, you ordered a cab for the doctor a short time ago. It's been
waiting, I believe.
HOLMES: Be so good as to tell the driver to come in here and get a valise. When
he comes, tell him that's the one.
HOLMES: (INCIDENTALLY) My dear Watson, in times like these, you should tell your
man never to take the first cab that comes on call, nor yet the second.
The third may be safe.
HOLMES: (TO MORIARTY, CASUALLY) Ah, this bag I want taken down to the street.
HOLMES: (ABSENTLY, TO MORIARTY) Oh, all right. (TO WATSON) Er, goodbye, Watson.
Good-bye, Watson old fellow! (CALLS, TO MORIARTY) Er, wait a minute,
driver! It's pretty heavy, I'm afraid. Let me help you. (TO WATSON) Er,
Watson, I'll write to you from Budapest.
HOLMES: Here, driver. Just let me tighten up these straps a bit. There we are,
that's right. I'll hold it, driver. You pull the strap. A few little
things in this bag that I wouldn't like to lose ...
HOLMES: ... and it's just as well to make quite sure. Is it not, Professor
Moriarty ...
MORIARTY: Are you quite sure the police will be able to hold me?
HOLMES: Professor Moriarty, I am quite sure of nothing. Take him away, Forman.
HOLMES: And so, my dear Watson, ends the strange case of Miss Alice Faulkner.
HOLMES: Oh, the letters. They were returned to their rightful owner over an hour
ago. I suspected from the start that Miss Faulkner was really a nice
girl at heart. (A SAD SIGH) Oh, dear.
BILLY: It's a lady, sir. Been waitin' for an hour. Says she's got to see you,
sir. Case o' murder, she says. She's got her face veiled!
HOLMES: (ENTHUSIASTIC AGAIN) From which I deduce that she is a lady of over
forty-one and less than forty-five; of a strange, dark beauty and
considerable social eminence; and that she has lived for some years in
the Near East; and that she is now wearing a large blood ruby on the
second finger of her left hand.
ANNOUNCER:
Again tonight, the Columbia Broadcasting System, through its affiliated
stations coast-to-coast, has brought you Orson Welles and the Mercury
Theatre on the Air, the twelfth production in this unique series
featuring Broadway's, and radio's, most celebrated theatrical producing
company. This evening, the play was Orson Welles' own adaptation of
William Gillette's "Sherlock Holmes." [X]
In the cast -- Dr. Watson, played by Ray Collins; Alice Faulkner by Mary
Taylor; Madge Larrabee by Brenda Forbes; James Larrabee by Edgar
Barrier; Inspector Forman by Morgan Farley; Craigin by Richard Wilson;
Bassick by Alfred Shirley; Leary by William Alland; Billy by Arthur
Anderson; Professor Moriarty by Eustace Wyatt; and Sherlock Holmes by
Orson Welles. The orchestra was conducted by Bernard Herrmann and the
production was supervised for CBS by Davidson Taylor. Your announcer is
Frank Gallop.
ANNOUNCER: Next Sunday evening at this same time, another classic narrative
dramatized by Orson Welles. Join us then for Charles Dickens' "Oliver
Twist," brought to life by the Mercury Theatre on the Air.
CBS ANNCR: Columbia continues its extensive coverage of the European crisis. At
this time, we present a brief summary of the latest developments of the
day on the European continent, as brought to us by the Press Radio
Bureau.
The French and British statesmen will resume their joint conference in
London, at ten o'clock tomorrow morning, London time, which will be four
o'clock Eastern Standard Time in America. At that time, it is understood
they will have before them the full text of Czechoslovakia's answer,
which is already been communicated to them in substance by the Czech
Minister Jan Masaryk and, at the same time, they will confer on a joint
plan of war operations to be put into effect on the instant that Hitler
decides to invade Czechoslovakia.
In the meantime, German troops are pouring through German Austria toward
the Czech frontier and, in the Sudeten borderland, the Sudeten "free
corps" troops, now occupying the town of Asch, have moved closer to the
positions of the Czech army. Refugees from Czechoslovakia are streaming
across the border into Germany. These are mostly Germans but one group
of refugees were Americans from Prague who had expected to take a train
from the city of Eger into Germany.
And here is still later word from London. The Czechoslovakian answer to
the Hitler memorandum is -- a memorandum to the British government and
not to Hitler. The Czechs take the position that no formal reply to
Hitler is required since the Hitler memorandum was not addressed to the
Czech government but was merely handed by Hitler to Chamberlain for
delivery to the Czechs. In the same way, it is the expectation of
Czechoslovakia, according to the United Press, that Chamberlain will
transmit a memorandum from the Czechs to Hitler.