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And while every hostel is unique, the crowd passing through tends
to be more or less the same. We’ll scratch the surface today by
breaking down 12 of the common characters:
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Defining Characteristics: Down to party; Wrinkles Should Stop
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Length of Their Trip: 2 weeks What Other
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There are three kinds of guys you’ll find in hostels: Think
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1) Dudes (age 19-32)
2) Men (age 33-70) Religion for
3) The 38-year-old who’s gonna just go ahead and pretend he’s still the
a dude and he’d really appreciate it if you would just roll with it
and not say anything about it Nonreligious
Every hostel has one dude who’s a little too old to be acting like a 847
dude. He knows he’s 38, you know he’s 38, and this is just kind of
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You’ll know them when you see them. They’re young, wide-eyed,
and they’re pretty sure this is everyone’s first backpacking trip, not
just theirs. When they leave the hostel, they head to a restaurant
to be five times louder than the second-loudest table there.
Amateur travelers pack a lot. Pro travelers pack light. And then
there’s the guy who brought two changes of clothes.
There are things you may doubt in life, but you’ll never have a
doubt about whether this guy is in the room with you.
There they are, having fun, enjoying the shit out of each other, and
all you can do is stare longingly. No, you’re not in the group, and
no, you’re not invited to wherever they’re going next. As you head
up to bed alone, the sounds of their incredibly hilarious drinking
game serve as a reminder of how alone you are in this country,
planet, and universe.
You’ll find these people all over the world, but nowhere do they
thrive like Latin America. To be clear, they do not visit Buenos
Aires, Argentina, they visit Buenos Aye-des, Adhentina. They won’t
be caught dead in Nicaragua, but love a good visit to Neecadagua.
They top off their act with 0% self-deprecation about pretending
to be foreign. They will look you dead in the eye without a trace of
a smile as the local sounds roll off their tongue.
You know one of these when their Lonely Planet looks like it’s from
1936 even though they bought it a week and a half ago. Their
relationship with the book is intimate, mutual, and all-
encompassing.
Just so you know, this guy is in the inner circle at the hostel. He
basically works there—he’ll direct you to the bathroom, correct
your misguided placement of the communal olive oil on the non-
communal rack, and he even helped a staff member bring out the
trash last Thursday, so.
This is her 83rd country, she’s not that impressed by it, and she’s
certainly not that impressed by you. She rolls her left eye at the
Lonely Planet All-Star and her right eye at the over-excited
American.
Well aren’t they cute, with their matching backpacks and their
shared experiences. Oh, and look who has too much chemistry to
sleep in the communal dorm bedroom. These people have little
consideration for any dramatically lonely solo travelers in the
vicinity, just plowing ahead with their public bonding.
For an update on what our friends at the hostel are doing for the
holidays, visit our holiday update.
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Denny Babel > Anonymous 9 years ago
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Amen to that. They try so hard to cover their a...hole
personality by acting like a hippy with a guitar. By the
way dreadlocks on white people? Talk about identity
crisis
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Aaron Ach − ⚑
10 years ago
"He's adventuring less than he used to...." ... first time in a long
time that I genuinely laughed and I thank you for this.
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11 years ago
how about the loud snorers and the ones who hate them?
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11 years ago
How about the Irish guy who blows his entire traveling budget in
the pub, hardly sees a thing of the country he's in and ends up
every night getting absolutely hammered... and naked, if he's on a
roll.
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Blah > Guest 9 years ago
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He has memories?
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10 years ago
What about the retired couple who sold all their possessions,
spent three months in an ashram in India, shaved their heads,
meditate on their beds, and wonder around in a state of bliss,
smiling, eye lids half closed. Maybe by now actually enlightened.
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11 years ago
We just need the late forties guy who is on his 20th world trip
looking down on you for eating a pizza while he is eating from a
tin of beans he found on the free food shelf!
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Anonymous > Fredrik 10 years ago
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Yup, I have been traveling for 20 years now. They - and
the hippies-who know-best were the reason I avoid
hostels now ;-)
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Anonymous > Fredrik 11 years ago
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So right!
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Anonymous > Fredrik 11 years ago
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Hysterical..the packing, plastic bag ritual is sooo true...:P
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11. The guy in the wife-beater and khaki shorts writing in his
notepad like he thinks he's Ernest Fucking Hemingway or
someone.
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82nd11B − ⚑
11 years ago
THIS IS SO TRUE!!! & Funny. Have to say I never met a bad Israeli,
maybe because I told them I was pro-Israeli over a beer. The really
gentle females going into their military service, I just told them it
wasn't so bad & got a post card 6 months later. Obnoxious types
come from every nation. You forgot to mention US Peace Corps
volunteers, & their British, German, Canadian equivalents, who
usually have their poop in a group.
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11 years ago
How about a new list: The "i've seen to many tourists, therefore i
hate you and everything you stand for" hostel staffer. Expects you
to understand everything becasuse she has explianed the same
25 things to 25000 different travellers. "Hi how does the washing
machine work i don't..." she will roll here eyes into the back of her
head and sigh since she really should be an actress or writing
poetry, but here she is working in "Backpachers shitshow Hostel"
dealing with you're stupid questions . Luckily the hostel reviews
will be read by management.
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Jonny Jenkins (@ stepupdivein. 10 years ago
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This is absolutely hilarious... We had a little crowd gathered
together from the hostel the other night as we went through this
list, giving great little titles to everyone around the table...
awesome and spot on.
A few to add...
1) The Canadians with the flags... are you kidding now?! We get
the fact that you're not American, get over it.
2) The Vampires... those ones that never seem to see the light of
day, by the time they're almost sober again they're well on their
way to being out for another 'night to remember... that they forget'
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> Jonny Jenkins (@ stepupdivein.
Ha! Ha! Been there, heard that, and heard that retort! I
can't believe it still is going on after 50 years: Canadians
wearing flags! Canadians claiming all the Canadians
wearing flags are really Americans wearing Canadian
flags! (I talked to a lot of those Canadians with flags,
and guess what? They really WERE Canadians!)
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> Jonny Jenkins (@ stepupdivein.
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Cplf23
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> Anonymous Canadian
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Priyam Patel − ⚑
9 years ago
Everyone is of his own kind. But till you don't come across people
who are different to you, you can't see the beauty lies in diversity
on the earth. Very creative and entertaining post!
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julia robert − ⚑
11 years ago
hey
i like your post
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TonySmales − ⚑
11 years ago
Sometimes there is 'the sleeper', who just came here for a really
good snooze!
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Anonymous > Anonymous 11 years ago
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Oh definitely! Also, the hippies usually have deep,
philosophical, enlightened conversations. And no job. :)
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Decoy Candy > Anonymous 11 years ago
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I have definitely a few #12 qualities now too...
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*worst
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11 years ago
I'd add in the white guy with dredlocks, the sex-crazed Italian bros,
and the blackout drunk Aussies. If you're making fun of people in
hostels, you have to include Aussies.
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josh currie > Paul Tager 11 years ago
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o god. I'm an aussie traveler and I have to agree. There's
always that pair or trio of ridiculously hammered party
aussies everywhere. I've been that duo with my mate.
I've avoided that group by myself. And I have shamed
the lot of them on several over the top adventures and
cash splashes all by myself. Def one to look for.
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Yaa-Lirng Tu > Paul Tager 11 years ago
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I was just going to write that! Aussies and Kiwis. There's
always at least a few, and they've been traveling for
months and never understand the concept of "I can't
take that many vacation days."
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Bandana Jack > Paul Tager 11 years ago
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see my previous comment about the very old gay man
for context...
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