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The Modern Passion Script
The Modern Passion Script
about for more than 2000 years! And I’m glad we’re
chance, do you know this guy named Jesus? Oh, no? Well, he’s
Jerusalem baby!
happen to you.
Jesus: I’m still a human Peter. I’ve got human emotions. And
so do you, my friend.
guys. Go there and get a donkey. And when they ask you why
you’re untying his leash, say to them, “The Lord needs it.”
SHOUTINNGGGGG!!??
emperor?
denarius.
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They gave Jesus said denarius.
Crowd: Caesar’s!
Crowd: YEAH!
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Jesus: Woe to you, teachers of the law and pharisees,
When you get the convert, you make him twice as much a son
yourselves don’t go in! Woe to you, blind fools! You strain out
a gnat but swallow a camel! Woe to you, blind fools! You say
that if one swears by the temple, it’s fine. But if one swears by
the temple gold, he must keep his promise! BLIND, YOU ARE!
Which is better, the gold or the temple that makes the gold
decorate the graves of the righteous. And yet you say that if
prophets! So you actually admit that you are the sons of the
VIPERS!!!!!!!!
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Jesus: (brings out bread and grape juice) Take this(breaks the
bread and gives it), for it is body, broken for the forgiveness of
sins. Eat it and remember me. And drink this (brings the bottle
of grape juice and opens it), for this is the new covenant in my
Gethsemane
and suicides..
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Jesus(to Peter): Sit here and keep watch while I go over there
and pray.
Peter: Alright.
me.
Jesus: My father, let this cup of suffering pass from me! But
strength please!
Satan: Oh, it’s too late for that now. You can redeem the
The guards grab Jesus and put him in the SWAT truck..
he’s done nothing bad. Remember me, Jesus. When you come
as king.
paradise.
Jesus, now in prison clothes, now comes out before the Jury
and Pilate..
Pilate: And what are you doing here, at this hour of the
morning?
person die, but with Jesus, it’s very real. I’ll tell you what they
Jesus, now upon the cross with the crown of thorns, is now
being shown..
Jesus: Father, forgive them, for they don’t know what they’re
doing.
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Mary: Oh, why? Why Jesus?
John: I will!
Crowd: He’s calling Elijah! Let Elijah come and save him!
HAHAHA!
FINISHED!!!
Jesus screams, and then bows his head and dies. And then
there’s an earthquake..
Father, the Son, and of the Holy Spirit, teaching them what
I’ve said to you, and remember I am with you, even to the end
of the age!