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Hello Out There Escapade 02-1959 - CN3.3
Hello Out There Escapade 02-1959 - CN3.3
(Sud-
A prison cell, tapping slowly on the THE VOICE. Who you hollering to? denly ) Hello out there!
floor with a spoon. After tapping half YOUNG MAN. Well—nobody, I guess. I THE VOICE. What do you keep saying
that for all the time?
HELLO
a minute, as if he were trying to been trying to think of somebody to
telegraph words, he gets up and be- write a letter to, but I can't think of YOUNG MAN. I'm lonesome. I'm as lone-
gins walking around the cell. At last anybody. some as a coyote. (A long one) Hello-
he stops, stands at the center of the THE VOICE. What about Katey? out there!
cell, and doesn't move for a long time. YOUNG MAN. I don't know anybody (THE GIRL appears, over to one side.
He feels his head, as if it were wound- named Katey. She is a plain girl in plain clothes.)
THERE
(Long pause) Nobody out there. though. YOUNG MAN. Who you lonesome for?
(Still _more dramatically, but more THE VOICE. I did. IKE GIBL. I don't know.
comically, too) Hello—out there! YOUNG MAN. Yeah? What was she like? YOUNG MAN. It's the same with me.
Hello—out there! Tall girl, or little one? The minute they put you in a place
(A GIRL'S VOICE is heard, very sweet THE VOICE. Kind of medium. like this you remember all the girls
and soft) YOUNG MAN. Hello out there. What you ever knew, and all the girls you
THE VOICE. Hello. sort of a looking girl are you? didn't get to know, and it sure gets
BY WILLIAM SAROYAN YOUNG MAN. Hello—out there. THE VOICE. Oh, I don't know. lonesome.
THE VOICE. Hello. YOUNG MAN. Didn't anybody ever tell THE GIRL. I bet it does.
YOUNG MAN. Is that you, Katey? you? Didn't anybody ever talk to you YOUNG MAN. Ah, it's awful. (Pause)
THE VOICE. No—this here is Emily. that way? You're a pretty kid, you know that?
YOUNG MAN. Who? (Swiftly) Hello- THE VOICE. What way? THE GIRL. You're just talking.
By one of today's finest out there. YOUNG MAN. You know. Didn't they? YOUNG MAN. No, I'm not just talking—
THE VOICE. Emily. THE VOICE. No, they didn't. you are pretty. Any fool could see
playwrights: a one act YOUNG MAN. Emily who? I don't know YOUNG MAN. Ah, the fools—they should that. You're just about the prettiest
anybody named Emily. Are you that have. I can tell from your voice you're kid in the whole world.
girl I met at Sam's in Salinas about O.K. THE GIRL. I'm not—and you know it.
drama—as beautiful and three years ago? THE VOICE. Maybe I am and maybe YOUNG MAN. No—you are. I never saw
THE VOICE. No—I'm the girl who cooks I ain't. anyone prettier in all my born days,
here. I'm the cook. I've never been in YOUNG MAN. I never missed yet. in all my travels. I knew Texas would
exciting to read as it was Salinas. I don't even know where it is. THE VOICE. Yeah, I know. That's why bring me luck.
YOUNG MAN. Hello out there. You say you're in jail. THE GIRL. Luck? You're in jail, aren't
you cook here? YOUNG MAN. The whole thing was a you? You've got a whole gang of peo-
to watch on Broadway THE VOICE. Yes. mistake. ple all worked up, haven't you?
YOUNG MAN. Well, why don't you THE VOICE. They claim it was rape. YOUNG MAN. Ah, that's nothing. I'll
study up and learn to cook? How YOUNG MAN. No—it wasn't. get out of this.
come I don't get no Jello or anything THE VOICE. That's what they claim it THE GIRL. Maybe.
good? was. YOUNG MAN. No, 111 be all right—now.
THE VOICE. I just cook what they tell YOUNG MAN. They're a lot of fools. THE GIRL. What do you mean—now?
ILLUSTRATED BY EUGENE KARLIN me to. (Pause) You lonesome? THE VOICE. Well, you sure are in YOUNG MAN. I mean after seeing you.
YOUNG MAN. Lonesome as a coyote. trouble. Are you scared? I got something now. You know for a