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VOL.19 ISSUE 2 NOV 23-29, 2011 THEWEEKENDER.COM
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DISH: GETTHISBOOKFORTHEEPICUREANONYOURCHRISTMASLIST P. 64
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Tell @wkdr
your favorite
Thanksgiving
Day activity
Hearing my dad say grace. It
reminds me how thankful I am.
Having dinner at our house for
our family.
Cliche, I know, but spending
time with my family.
Post-dinner Scattergories game
with my family. It gets out of
control ... fast.
Eating stufng. Watching the Cowboys game
with my family.
Watching Home for the
Holidays, the one with Robert
Downey Jr., with my mom.
Being with loved ones and
serving my famous bourbon
chocolate pecan pie.
Whats your favorite
Thanksgiving Day activity?
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ike many people, this
week Ill be thinking about
all the things Im thankful
for. Things such as having peo-
ple to love and be loved by,
friends I can count on and cow-
orkers who can always make me
laugh.
Im thankful that I finally
found the willpower thats slowly
but surely helping me become a
fitter, healthier me (no matter
the agony I feel getting out of
bed at 6 a.m. every day to exer-
cise).
Im thankful that Im finally
getting a grasp on this whole
thing thats called cooking,
and Im thankful that every
single day, I get to do something
that I love and call it work.
And above all, as the Week-
ender recently began its 19th
year of being your No. 1 arts
and entertainment weekly news-
paper, Im thankful for
you, our readers. You
send us story tips, you
continue to like us,
and you send us your
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with what we say or
what we write about,
and sometimes they
vehemently dont.
Truth be told, we
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how we know were
touching nerves when
we want to touch nerv-
es, its how we know
when were doing something
right, and its how we know that
you think were doing something
wrong.
So thank you, readers, for
being there and for coming
back week after week. We ap-
preciate it more than you can
ever know.
As for this weeks issue, weve
got our review from Sunday
nights Guns N Roses show (p.
14), a preview of Music Boxs
production of White Christ-
mas in Stage (p. 21), a Bitch &
Brag from Jeff & Amanda of
98.5 KRZ (p. 51) and even a gift
suggestion for your favorite
foodie in Dish (p. 64).
From all of us here at the
Weekender, Happy Thanks-
giving!
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Weekender Editor
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this just in
By Weekender Staff
weekender@theweekender.com
MARYWOODS MOBILE
Marywood University (2300
Adams Ave., Scranton) has devel-
oped a mobile site that went live
this month. The site was designed
in-house by the schools web
development department and
took four months to build.
For more info, contact Todd
Pousley at 570.348.6211 ext. 6019
or visit mobile.marywood.edu.
POP-O-MATIC DANIELLE
Danielle and Companywill
open a Holiday Pop-up Store at
312 S. State Street in Clarks Sum-
mit in the former location of
Versailles for the holiday season.
Owner Danielle Fleming
developed two exclusive scents
for this season: Clarks Summit
Christmas and Waverly Bark.
The space will open Friday, Nov.
25 at 10 a.m. Hours are Monday-
Friday from10 a.m.-6 p.m., Sat-
urday, 10 a.m.-3 p.m., Sunday,
noon-3 p.m. Hours of the final
day, Christmas Eve, are noon-2
p.m.
Special events include a holi-
day open house Friday-Sunday,
Nov. 25-27, and the Second Fri-
day Art Walk/holiday cocktail
party Friday, Dec. 9 from 6-8
p.m.
For more info, call
570.207.1777 or visit Daniel-
leandCompany.com.
POETS, CORVETTES
&FRIENDS
Entertainment Unlimited will
present The Poets, pictured
above, Frankie &The Corvettes
and Old Friends on stage for the
first time together Saturday, Nov.
26 at St. Marys Center (320
Mifflin Ave., Scranton).
Doors open at 5 p.m., and
music and dancing will be from
7-11 p.m. Cost is $20, there is a
cash bar and food court. Call
800.830.7463, 570.343.5151,
343.2429 or 457.2808 for reser-
vations.
ARTFUL OPENING
The newArt SEENGallery
Pittston (71 Main St., Pittston)
will hold its grand opening Fri-
day, Nov. 25 from10 a.m.-6 p.m.
For more info, call Arts YOU-
niverse at 570.970.2787 or visit
artsyouniverse.com.
THRIVINGENVIRON
Thrive Wellness Center (647
Wyoming Ave., Kingston) will
hold its grand opening Friday,
Nov. 25 from10 a.m.-8 p.m. The
celebration includes free chair
massages, 20 percent off gift card
purchases and a raw foods and
organic wine tasting at 6 p.m.
Owned by Amber Summers,
Thrive offers holistic and nutri-
tional consulting, specialty mas-
sage, private qigong and yoga
instruction, weight-loss coaching
and more.
For more info, call
570.283.0111 or visit ThriveWell-
nessKingston.com.
TAKINGTHE STAGE
Local hip-hop artist Gino Lispi
will open for Wu-Tang Clan
when it hits the Sherman Thea-
ter (524 Main St., Stroudsburg)
Thursday, Dec. 29 at 8 p.m.
Lispi is slated to appear with
DJ Hersh, A.J. Jump, Britt
Rice and Jaeon, his Game 7
cohort. In addition to Lispis
material, he and Jaeon will likely
perform some Game 7 tracks.
I feel like I have the skills to
be on stage with (Wu-Tang
Clan), Lispi told the Weekender
in an e-mail. At the end of the
day, Im there to perform and the
watch some old school masters
do the same.
Tickets are $40 and are avail-
able through Ticketmaster. For
more info, call the venue at
570.420.2808 or visit sherman-
theater.com.
SHOP LOCAL TOWIN
The Wyoming County Cham-
ber of Commerce (81 Warren
St., Tunkhannock) is launching its
sixth annual I Shopped Local
This Holiday Season contest
Friday, Nov. 25. Retail purchases
made in Wyoming County
through Saturday, Dec. 24 will
qualify shoppers for a $500 grand
prize; purchases made at WCCC
member businesses qualify twice.
For details, call 570.836.7755.
RETAIL THERAPY
Two new stores have been
added to the roster at Wyoming
Valley Mall (29 Wyoming Valley
Mall, Wilkes-Barre).
Now open for business, Wet
Seal, a contemporary apparel and
accessory retailer, is located next
to Cafe Europa, near Center
Court. Kitchen Collection, a
retailer offering kitchen items,
including factory overstocks and
factory refurbished small ap-
pliances, is located across from
Strawberry, near AT&T.
For more info, visit wetsealinc-
.com, kitchencollection.com or
shopwyomingvalleymall.com. W
Marywood went mobile
this month.
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COVER STORY
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LISTINGS
THIS JUST IN ... 6
LIVE ENTERTAINMENT ... 22
CONCERTS ... 24-25
THEATER ... 31
AGENDA ... 40, 43, 46, 49-50, 52, 55
SPEAK & SEE ... 65, 68
MUSIC
GUNS N ROSES REVIEW14
COUGAR RADIO 15
ALBUM REVIEWS ... 19
CHARTS ... 19
STAGE & SCREEN
MOVIE REVIEW... 20
NOVEL APPROACH ... 21
STAGE ... 21
RALPHIE REPORT ... 66
STARSTRUCK ... 66
FOOD & FASHION
NEWS OF THE WEIRD ... 12
BUT THEN AGAIN ... 18
PUZZLE ... 40
WHO IS 44
BITCH & BRAG 51
STYLE FILES ... 54
DISH ... 64
MISC.
TECH TALK ... 46
SIGN LANGUAGE ... 61
MOTORHEAD ... 63
SHOWUS SOME SKIN ... 63
SORRY MOM & DAD ... 65
WEEKENDER MAN ... 85
WEEKENDER MODEL ... 86
ON THE COVER
DESIGN BY ... STEVE HUSTED
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news of the weird
By Chuck Shepherd
Weekender Wire Services
SHOWA LITTLE SKIN
Enterprising reporters get
stories by earning the trust of
their sources, which Simon Eroro
of the Post-Courier (Port Mo-
resby, Papua New Guinea) obvi-
ously did. At a banquet in No-
vember, the News Limited (Rup-
ert Murdochs empire) awarded
Eroro its Scoop of the Year
honor for reporting on militant
tribal fighters of the Free West
Papua movement a scoop he
had to earn by agreeing to under-
go a ritual circumcision, with
bamboo sticks, to prove his sin-
cerity. (Some of the rebels still
wear penis gourds whose size
varies with the status of the wear-
er.)
THE LITIGIOUS SOCIETY
-- An Illinois appeals court
finally threw out a lawsuit in
August, but not before the two-
year-long battle had created a
foot-high pile of legal filings on
whether two children (now
ages 23 and 20) could sue their
mother for bad parenting while
they were growing up. Among
the claims were moms failure to
send birthday cards or care
packages during the kids college
years and calling her daughter at
midnight to ask that she return
home from a party (and once
failing to take the girl to a car
show).
-- Consumer Rights: (1) Jo-
nathan Rothstein of Encino,
Calif., filed a lawsuit in Septem-
ber against Procter & Gamble for
selling its Crest toothpaste in
Neat Squeeze packages, which
Rothstein said make it impossible
to access the last 20 percent of
the contents, thus forcing con-
sumers to buy more toothpaste
prematurely. (He wants Procter &
Gamble to return 90 cents to
everyone who bought Neat
Squeeze packages.) (2) Sarah
Deming of Keego Harbor, Mich.,
filed a lawsuit in September
against the distributor of the
movie Drive (starring Ryan
Gosling) because its trailers
promised fast-driving scenes
(like those in the Fast and Fu-
rious series), but delivered
mostly just drama.
FINE POINTS OF THE LAW
(1) A recent vicious, unpro-
voked attack in Toronto by Sam-
my the cat on Molly the black
Labrador (bloodying Mollys ear,
paws and eye) left Mollys owner
without recourse to Ontarios or
Torontos dangerous pet laws.
The owner told the Toronto Star
in November that, apparently,
only dangerous dogs are covered.
(2) Maya the cat was central to a
recent contentious British im-
migration case when a judge
seemed to favor residence for a
Bolivian national because of
Maya. The judge had concluded
that the Bolivian man and his
British partner had established a
close-knit family relationship
because of the need to care for
Maya.
IRONY
-- Violinist Martin Stoner, 60,
who lost his job after 25 years
and who is suing the New York
City Ballet for age discrimi-
nation, petitioned federal judge
Robert Patterson to disqualify
himself from the case because he
is too old (88) and, according to
Stoner, has vision and hearing
problems.
COMPELLING
EXPLANATIONS
(1) Management consultant
Graham Gibbons, 42, was on
trial in Cardiff, Wales, at press
time, charged with making a
clandestine video of himself and
his then-girlfriend in bed. Gib-
bons denied being a pervert,
insisting that he made the video
to analyze, for efficiency, the
time and motion of his per-
formance, as he might do for
corporate clients. (Despite his
alleged improved lovemaking,
the girlfriend broke up with him.)
(2) West Virginia roadkill-cook-
ing activist David Cain told
Bloomberg News in October that
he generally supported Volvos
new driver-safety technology that
warns of objects ahead in the
road. Cain pointed out that it was
just a warning, that the driver
could still choose to run over
something thats good for eating.
LEAST COMPETENT
CRIMINALS
Robbers Easily Subdued: (1)
Dale Foughty, 56, was charged
with robbing a convenience store
in Jacksonville, N.C., in October,
despite attempting to intimidate
the clerk by dressing as Spi-
derman. However, the clerk
poked Foughty in the stomach
with a broom, sending him away
empty-handed. (2) Cody Smith,
18, was charged with snatching a
womans purse in Johnson City,
Tenn., in November. The victim
chased Smith into nearby shrub-
bery, entangling him long enough
for her to recover the purse.
RECURRING THEMES
The tactic of patience is
usually employed when police
believe that a suspect has in-
gested drugs for smuggling, i.e.,
nature will take its course, and
the drugs will appear in the toilet
sooner or later. On Oct. 12, Ni-
gerian comic actor Babatunde
Omidina (known as Baba
Suwe) was detained before a
flight at the Lagos airport be-
cause authorities suspected that
he had ingested drugs to smuggle
to Paris. Omadina denied the
charge, but police locked him up
and began monitoring his bowel
movements. On Nov. 4, Omadina
was released without charges
following 25 evidence-free
movements.
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The showusually starts around
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nine, goes Guns N Roses Mr.
Brownstone. If only that were
even remotely true: GnRfront-
man Axl Rose didnt bring his
band to the Mohegan Sun Arena
stage Sunday night until 11:16
p.m., nearly two hours after Se-
bastian Bach finished his opening
set.
Much to the delight of the
crowd that had been booing and
chanting Asshole in lieu of
Axl during its wait, the lights
went out, and GnRblasted into
the title track from2008s Chi-
nese Democracy. Roses trade-
mark screech and serpentine
dance were in full force for Wel-
come to the Jungle, which pre-
ceded Its So Easy. Asleazy (in
a good way) Mr. Brownstone
followed.
Roses vocals were somewhat
muddy and unintelligible through
most of the show, but he made up
for that with his energetic saunter-
ing and dancing on stage, when he
wasnt exiting it almost every
song and by surrounding him-
self with the talents of guitarists
Dj Ashba, Richard Fortus and
Ron Thal, keyboardists Dizzy
Reed and Chris Pitman, bassist
Tommy Stinson and drummer
Frank Ferrer. Ashba is a standout,
engaging the audience and deliv-
ering great riffs on songs like
Sorry, Rocket Queen and the
singeing Estranged.
Fortus gave the first of the
nights too-many solos before an
explosive rendition of Paul
McCartney &Wings Live and
Let Die, which preceded a slow-
burning Shacklers Revenge.
Reed took to a piano for a great
instrumental version of The
Whos Baba ORiley before
Stinson sang that bands My
Generation.
You Could Be Mine, from
1991s Use Your Illusion II, was
fast and furious and led into a
fantastic Ashba solo which led
into Sweet Child O Mine. An
instrumental cover of Pink Floyds
Another Brick in the Wall Part
II turned into Roses piano solo,
which inevitably went into an
eight-minute epic version of
November Rain which ended
with fireworks at 12:57 a.m.
and cued this writers exit, though
the showcontinued on, reportedly
for another guitar solo and seven
more songs.
Though the smallish crowd had
definitely dwindled by1a.m.,
those still standing remained
enraptured you really couldnt
take your eyes off the high-tech
production, the musicians and of
course, Rose. Thanks to the repu-
tation hes maintained over the
years, every time Rose left the
stage for whatever reason, you
couldnt help but wonder if he was
coming back.
But he did. Was it worth the
two-hour wait and bleary eyes in
the morning? Thats for the fans to
decide but for howlong theyll
put up with Roses tantrums and
tardiness is anyones guess.
Former Skid Rowfrontman
Bach, at his second NEPAper-
formance in two weeks, delivered
a solid hour opening set, kicking
things off with the title track of
1991s Slave to the Grind, the
first heavy-metal albumto debut
at No. 1on the Billboard 200. Two
gritty, old-school rock tunes
the title track and Dirty Power
fromhis latest solo effort,
Kicking &Screaming followed.
Bach stopped the showduring
Big Guns due to some rowdy
concertgoers, one of which got
escorted out by security, but he
quickly restarted the song after
encouraging chants of, Get the
f--k out! Ablazing 18 and Life
and a hard-and-heavy Monkey
Business followed, the latter a set
highlight. The heartfelt hit, I
Remember You, inspired the
crowd to hold up lighters real
lighters not just cell phones.
Another newsong, TunnelVi-
sion preceded the energetic
closer, Youth Gone Wild.
He might not have his Skid
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Bach still has the chops and
hair that made Skid Rowthe
success it was in the late 80s/
early 90s. W
Guns N Roses lead singer Axl Rose at Mohegan Sun
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By Nikki M. Mascali
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F
ollowing some time off
the air, Misericordia Uni-
versitys Cougar Radio is
coming back with a growl
(since, technically, a cougar
cant roar). After kicking off
the Indie-Pendence CD project
earlier this month, the online-
only station is looking for a
few good local bands to fea-
ture on its upcoming sampler.
We were looking for a way
to reintroduce ourselves; its a
great way to get independent
music heard, stated Dan Kim-
brough, assistant professor of
communications at the uni-
versity. We really thought itd
be a great way to get local
bands to know we exist, that
they can start sending us their
music.
The only criteria to enter the
contest, which runs until
Thursday, Dec. 1, is that a
band must submit one original
song and not be signed to a
major label. The CD will be
released in the spring, and
proceeds from its sale will be
donated to a yet-to-be-deter-
mined charity in conjunction
with a benefit concert.
Its going to sort of be like
a job fair where theres mul-
tiple businesses looking to
hire, Kimbrough explained.
Its going to be more of a
service fair with multiple agen-
cies that are in the area that
can come and tell people what
they do.
As a project, graphic design
students will design the CD
cover; one will end up actually
being used for the sampler.
Its truly, from beginning to
end, a student-oriented project
coming out of the communi-
cations department (and) really
showcasing their skills, Kim-
brough said.
As for the songs, the Cougar
Radio staff is still figuring out
how featured bands will be
picked, Kimbrough stated that
the stations goal is to have to
do a double CD, depending on
how many entries the contest
gets.
Even if it doesnt go on the
CD, well still play your mu-
sic, well still help you get
your music out there, he add-
ed.
Though local music will be
a big part of the new Cougar
Radio, the station plans to
offer other independent music
and talk shows. Kimbrough
also hopes to expand the sta-
tion and its staff outside the
communications curriculum.
Its open to anyone on cam-
pus, he began. A lot of peo-
ple see the radio station or the
TV or the news station and
say, Oh, you have to be a
Comm major. We really want
to break down that stereotype
of having to be within the
major.
At its essence, Cougar Radio
wants to meet the expectations
of a college station, playing
known and unknown independ-
ent artists, while still being
mindful of its location.
Its hard to find a station
thats playing people youve
truly never heard of, Kim-
brough said. The nice thing
with them being local is if
you hear it on the radio, and
you like that band, and you
find out theyre playing at Ole
Tyme Charleys or wherever,
you can go see this band pret-
ty cheap, live.
Theres not a lot of college
stations going that independent,
so we figured itd be a good
niche for us. W
School of Indie-Pendence
By Nikki M. Mascali
Weekender Editor
The logo for Cougar Radios CD sampler contest.
Cougar Radios Indie-Pendence
CD sampler contest, through
Thurs., Dec. 1. Open to all local,
unsigned bands. Click the
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radio.net for complete contest
info.
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Business before bonding
Despite success, Five Finger Death Punch still working on becoming friends
By Alan Sculley
Weekender Correspondent
S
omehow its tting that
a band like Five Finger
Death Punch would
make an album called
American Capitalist.
After all, the original mem-
bers werent friends before they
joined forces, only ve musi-
cians that shared similar musical
tastes and red, white and blue
dreams of success just like
any honest capitalist.
It was more like we were
business partners rst, drum-
mer Jeremy Spencer explained
in a recent phone interview.
Its like heres the vision of the
band. Theres no compromise.
This is kind of what were do-
ing, and thats how it all came
about. Everyone was on board
with that.
We learned to become
friends later when we started
touring, he continued. I mean,
it was like, Hey, its nice to
meet you when we were in a
bus together.
By that time, the band had
released its debut CD, The Way
of The Fist. Since then, two
more albums (War is the An-
swer and now American Capi-
talist) have been made, and
Five Finger Death Punch has
done a lot more touring. Along
the way, there have been a few
casualties. Spencer, guitarist
Zoltan Bathory and singer Ivan
Moody are the only remaining
original members.
The latest change came prior
to the recording of American
Capitalist, when bassist Matt
Snell was replaced by Chris
Kael in June. Guitarist Jason
Hook (who in 2009 followed
Caleb Bingham and Darrell
Roberts into the lineup), rounds
out FFDP.
Spencer admitted that
reaching this point has been a
process.
Its tough. Its trying, he
said. Were grown men. Were
not 19 years old. Some of us are
stubborn. Its a ve-way mar-
riage, man. There are going to
be good days and bad days. You
learn what you like and dont
like about each other. You may
be annoyed by the way some-
body chews his cereal.
When youre in a tube
together driving around the
country, it starts wearing on
you after awhile. But it always
works itself out. The people
that arent here anymore, I bless
them. I love them. Im friends
with them, and I wish them the
best. It wasnt a thing where it
was the healthiest situation to
stay the way it was going, so we
made changes.
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F
ive Finger Death Punch,
which will perform Satur-
day, Nov. 26 at Mohegan
Sun Arena in Wilkes-Barre with
openers All That Remains, Hate-
breed and Rains, started to come
together when Spencer found
an ad placed online by Bathory,
who wanted to start a new band.
After trading demos, they got
together, found that they were
on the same page musically and
began nishing and recording
the songs that would emerge
on the rst Five Finger Death
Punch CD, 2007s The Way of
the Fist.
Soon the other original
members were on board, and
FFDP was up and running
and touring. The group got the
attention of the record company
Firm Music, and things have
been moving steadily forward
ever since.
The band members have made
no secret of wanting success. In
one interview, Bathory said he
wants Five Finger Death Punch
to be a band that proves a metal
group can appeal to the masses,
and the quintet has been re-
warded already. With American
Capitalist, which was released
in October, the band is trying for
its third straight gold album. The
fact that the group is headlin-
ing a fall tour that also includes
Hatebreed and All That Remains
two established metal groups
that have frequently headlined
tours is another sign that Five
Finger Death Punch has come a
long way in a fairly short time.
The back-to-back success of
the rst two CDs, in fact, has
some predicting that this is the
bands moment, its time to con-
nect with that mass audience it
would like to reach.
And the music on American
Capitalist would seem to have
the right ingredients to reach a
large metal audience. While the
album often verges on hardcore/
extreme metal with furious
songs like Under and Over It,
Menace and the title track, the
band is far more melodic than
many of todays more extreme
metal acts. The big hooks in
the Metallica-esque Back For
More, which is included in the
Madden NFL 12 video game,
and The Pride make such
songs accessible. The CD also
includes a couple of anthemic
ballads (the rst single, Com-
ing Down and Remember
Everything) that could play on
radio alongside the mainstream
rock of bands like Nickelback or
Puddle Of Mudd.
Spencer isnt getting caught
up in the early hype, though.
Were not going to buy into
any press clippings, he said.
Were just going to keep going,
man, and make music that we
like to make. And if it lands,
awesome, and if it doesnt, hey,
Im still satised because I did
what I wanted at the end of the
day.
Five Finger Death Punch is
out to make a big impression on
this tour, bringing out its biggest
stage production to accompany
a set that will mix in songs from
all three CDs in fairly equal
number.
The stage show itself is
going to be something we hope
people walk away from going,
Wow, you have to see that,
Spencer said. So were setting
the bar pretty high this time. W
Five Finger Death Punch /
All That Remains / Hatebreed /
Rains, Sat., Nov. 26, 7:30 p.m.,
Mohegan Sun Arena
(255 Highland Park Blvd.,
Wilkes-Barre Twp.).
Tickets: $29.75 via
icketmaster, box ofce.
Info: vengerdeathpunch.com
Its tough. Its trying. Were
grown men. Were not 19 years
old. Some of us are stubborn.
Its a fve-way marriage, man.
Jeremy Spencer, drummer of Five Finger Death Punch
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but then again ...
By Jim Rising
Weekender Correspondent
T
his week, in honor of
Thanksgiving, I thought I
would come up with a
list of things I am thankful for.
It didnt turn out quite like I
planned. I wanted it to be all
warm and fuzzy. Oh well.
I am thankful:
- That I dont have twin,
self-guided, idiot-seeking SCUD
missiles mounted on my car. I
would have laid to waste most
of NEPA drivers by now.
- I am glad I am not able to
destroy with laser beam eyes.
See above.
- That I dont have the X-
ray vision that I prayed for as
a boy. The thought of seeing
most people sans clothing is
scarier than a night in the
Hotel Sterling.
- I have limited my contact
with the human race. My job
is now 100 percent from home.
My trips out in the world are
few and brief and timed to
give me the minimum interac-
tion. This works out just fine.
I find the human race is best
enjoyed in very small amounts.
- This makes me a cur-
mudgeon. I am more than fine
with that.
- I am not a Penn State
alumnus. I am, in fact, thank-
ful that I have nothing whatso-
ever to do with them. I am
thinking about removing the
sign in front of my property
that directs you to the Penn
State Lehman campus, as it
may be construed as aiding
and abetting.
- We have managed
to recover 80 percent from
Tropical Storm Lee/Hurricane
Irene. We still have several
trees down (anyone want some
applewood? Free!), but the one
leaning against the house is
gone, with a staggering amount
of effort. Good thing, too, as it
was a superhighway for squir-
rels. New roof, some paint,
and we are pretty much there.
- We dont live in Shickshin-
ny. For many, many reasons.
- That my health has im-
proved over the past year. I
know I have added years to
my stay on the planet
heres hoping that the years I
have gained will be good ones
and not the ones crawling
around on my hands and knees
trying to find my cane so I
can locate my hearing aid so I
can get my false teeth in.
- For all my loved ones,
near and far. It is, in the end,
what it is all about.
- That most of my loved
ones are far not near. Family
is a lot like Ye Olde Stump
Blower whiskey. Good, but in
small doses. Too much makes
you wish you hadnt done so
much. For the whole next day,
sometimes. Check back with
me on Friday. W
Reach Jim at
contact@jamesrising.com.
Even more rants are on his
blog, updated every day that
ends in y at
jamesrising.com.
Things to be
thankful for
Before this gets put on the table this week, Jim wants
to give some thanks.
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If a person has brothers or
sisters, its a good guess that he
or she understands the inherent
rivalry which occurs from time to
time. However, most people dont
have the misfortune of having
those problems aired in public
like Noel and Liam Gallagher did
during their two decades leading
British rock phenomenon Oasis.
When older brother Noel had
enough and left the band to fly
solo in late 2009, Liam was
quick to re-form the group under
the new name Beady Eye. After
that band released its debut al-
bum earlier this year, many fans
wondered when they might see
anything from Noel as well.
After putting out a few singles
over the summer with a new
lineup (the High Flying Birds),
the band released its eponymous
debut album in early October.
As soon as one hears album
opener Everybodys on the
Run, it becomes clear that Noel
has decided to focus less on the
raw and gritty and more on the
emotive and epic with this al-
bum. Dream On, The Death
of You and Me and Soldier
Boys and Jesus Freaks have a
folksy, almost psychedelic
sound,; the latter two sounding at
times almost like a New Orleans-
style funerary march.
(I Wanna Live A Dream In
My) Record Machine and closer
Stop The Clocks grow from
soft and subtle to larger than life
and full of energy as each song
progresses. Noels mastery of his
craft is apparent throughout the
entire album, but nowhere quite
as much as on the standout track
If I Had a Gun, which is as
good of a song as he has ever
written.
In the post-Oasis world, fans
should rejoice in the fact that
both Gallagher brothers have
moved on and continue to create
great music. However, after the
obligatory comparison of the
two, it becomes abundantly clear
that the elder brother was the real
heart and soul of that band
and the one worth following
from here.
-- Michael Irwin
Weekender Correspondent
RATING:
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Noel Gallaghers High Flying Birds
Noel Gallaghers High Flying Birds
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Top 10 Local Albums at Gallery of Sound
Hoboken, N.J.-based post-hardcore
band MayOrWest recently released We,
Reborn, a follow up to 2009s We, The
End. The 10-song album features fast
and heavy riffs, pounding drums and
grand harmonies.
The latter are showcased on lead track,
Chaos In D Minor, which is symphonic,
but powerful, thanks in part to Jimmy
Dowells drum barrage. Razorline is
very metal, while the piercing As The
Colors Change features dueling Eric
Lewy and Pete Cataldo guitars and lead
vocalist/bassist Adam Ramsden sounding
a bit like Megadeths Dave Mustaine as he
snarls, Our time is running out.
Angels Never Age is sludgy, and
Print Is Dead features punky guitars
and a sinister bassline before some vocals
switch to Lewy. No Rest For The
Wicked is epic, building to a fast cre-
scendo of screaming, pulsating drums and
fast guitars before ending on static-y
noise.
Believe Big starts with pretty piano
and Ramsden adopting a soft and heartfelt
intonation; the addition of other voices
takes the song to an emotive depth.
The final two songs, Sleeper and
Commence The Cataclysm are not the
albums strongest. Ramsdens vocals get a
bit lost on the former, while the latter
features more screaming than was found
on the preceding tracks. The song is at
times heavy, then lush, and following a
few minutes of silence, has a hidden
industrial-sounding instrumental.
MayOrWest is no stranger to NEPA,
having played at several venues through-
out the area, and it seems that its sound is
still trying to find its way home. But
judging from the musicality displayed on
We, Reborn, the journey wont be a
hard one at all.
-- Nikki M. Mascali
Weekender Editor
MayOrWest
We, Reborn
Rating: W W1/2
` Reborn' but
still growing
Irish rock band Glyder has a genuine
rock sound that really gives no telling
sign as to where it hails from.
The band singer Jackie Robinson,
guitarists Bat Kinane and Pete Fisher,
bassist Graham McClatchie and drummer
Des McEvoy incorporates a very
American version of rock into much of its
work, as is evident on Backroads to
Byzantium, Glyders fourth album.
Fans might be hesitant to initially ac-
cept this album, given the fact that it is a
debut for more than half of the bands
members, and its the first outing with
Robinson on the mic, taking over for
singer/bassist Tony Cullen. Following the
exit of two other longtime members,
McClatchy and McIvor also joined Glyd-
er for this release.
Despite the lineup changes, the band
has put out a solid album that is very
reminiscent of its previous efforts. Back-
roads to Byzantium is heavily influenced
by classic rock, which is prevalent on
each of the 10 tracks. Long Gone and
Something She Knows are perfect
examples of how the band includes a
U.S.-influenced retro rock sound into
most of its music, and Robinson is the
perfect vocalist to pull off that classic
vibe. Some of Backroads songs also
contain hints of country, including Even
If I Dont Know Where Im Gonna Go.
Even though Glyder has produced a
strong rock album, listeners might have
trouble completely following its message.
The bands decision to sing about topics
ranging from strife in Northern Ireland to
global warming results in a definite lack
of cohesion. Despite the confusion, Glyd-
ers music is overall engaging.
-- Lisa Schaeffer
Weekender Correspondent
New blood,
solid effort
Glyder
Backroads to Byzantium
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movie review
T
he original Happy Feet
was an amiable, family-
friendly time killer that
featured phenomenal animation.
A sequel to the 2006 hit seemed
unnecessary, but a domestic
box-office gross of almost $200
million and an Academy Award
for Best Animated Film suggest-
ed otherwise. Now, five years
later we get Happy Feet Two,
another lavish, brightly colored
animated spectacle/distraction
serving as a babysitter to the
nations kiddos. If you can think
of another purpose the movie
fulfills, I welcome your com-
ments.
The movie takes us back to
chilly Emperor Land, where our
tap-dancing penguin hero, Mum-
ble (voiced by Elijah Wood), is
now a daddy. Despite Mumbles
encouragement, his son, Erik,
cant find his rhythm. An embar-
rassing, public tumble leaves the
little guy angry with his father.
Wandering away from home, he
eyes his new idol: A heroic,
cocky flying penguin named
The Mighty Sven (voiced by
Hank Azaria) who favors motiva-
tional rhetoric and malapropisms.
Mumble brings the wayward
Erik and his friends home only to
find that Emperor Land is in
shambles, unreachable to the
ocean and its food supply. Mum-
ble faces two challenges: He
must win back his sons affection
and save his friends and family
before predators and starvation
exact a deadly toll. Good thing
he gets a little help from his
friends, including diminutive
motormouth Ramon (Robin
Williams in one of two vocal
performances that further drains
our goodwill).
The mood of Happy Feet
Two, as befits a movie with
singing, dancing penguins, is
upbeat and playful. Its hard to
find fault with a story that urges
adapting to change and presents
parents acting as role models to
their kids. But, man, the movie
has the pizzazz of pleated khakis.
The animation is vivid and crisp,
but weve been there, done that.
Theres no suspense, no pithy
dialogue, no dramatic conflict.
Kids probably wont mind, but
adults will have to resist the urge
to use their smartphones. Or hold
off on the next multiplex trip
until Pixars next release,
Brave.
In lieu of improving the story
or jazzing up the screenplay, the
fine folks at Happy Feet Two
offer more characters. They
really shouldnt have. Common
(as Mumbles friend) and Sofia
Vergara (as Ramons diva girl-
friend) have rich, distinctive
voices, but their characters are
barely around. Instead, were
subjected to Williams and Azaria
reaching into their annoying
ethnic grab bag to voice three
grating characters, which I think
qualifies as a violation of the
Geneva Conventions. A nice
chunk of time is devoted to the
story of two krill (the meek Bill
and the bold Will) that dare to
roam from their underwater
group. Brad Pitt and Matt Da-
mon are terrific as the two bud-
dies enthusiastic, funny, com-
pletely at ease with being silly.
And their characters travails are
more engaging than Mumbles
new set of struggles.
The Will and Bill storyline is
the only part of Happy Feet
Two that feels like director
George Miller and his team tried
to make the film bigger and
better. Everything else here feels
mandatory, a connect-the-dots
effort to further position an
emerging franchise. (And the
outlook for the tap-happy pen-
guins is far from golden. Did you
see the box office thrashing
issued by the latest Twilight
installment?) Happy Feet Two
is perfectly functional, which is
why its almost impossible to
warm up to.
Read more of Petes cinematic
musings on whatpeteswatching.
blogspot.com or follow
@PeteCroatto on Twitter.
Mumble (Elijah Wood) and his son, Erik (Ava Acres) have some problems seeing eye to
eye in Happy Feet Two.
By Pete Croatto
Weekender Correspondent
These penguins have
no pizzazz
Will and Bill the Krill, voiced by Brad Pitt and Matt
Damon, are the best part of the movie.
reel attractions
If Borat is in charge, things might get a little crazy.
Opening this week:
Arthur Christmas
Hugo
The Muppets
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T
here is just something
about those classic holiday
stories that really jumpstart
the Christmas spirit. Those mo-
vies youve watched as a kid,
grewup with and are nowan
essential part of your holiday
traditions. These are the stories
you simply cant live without each
December.
White Christmas, the cre-
ation of Irving Berlin, is one of
those stories that the holiday
season wouldnt be the same
without. The only thing that might
be better than curling up by the
fireplace and watching the movie
on your flat screen is getting to
experience it live. The Music Box
Players in Swoyersville have
taken this holiday tradition and
made it their own by presenting
the tale live on stage, and per-
formances begin this weekend.
First presented last year,
White Christmas became an
instant smash for The Music Box
Players. Each performance was a
sellout, and this year is expected
to be no different as local patrons
who missed out last year have
already made dozens of reserva-
tions.
We sold out, and we had to
turn people away last year, said
director Debbie Zehner. Call
early for tickets because our
weekend performances are filling
up quickly.
White Christmas is a unique
holiday tale in that it has a lighter,
softer side. There are no spirits to
scare you or a Grinch to steal your
presents. It is simply warmheart-
ed and, despite the ups and downs
presented throughout, a happy
ending is guaranteed.
Weve done other Christmas
shows, AChristmas Carol, Its a
Wonderful Life but we needed
something different. (This) is a
good-feeling show, it makes ev-
eryone smile, said Zehner. It
puts you in the Christmas spirit, it
tugs at your heart strings. It is
such a touching story, and the
ending moves me every time
when all the soldiers come back
10 years later for their general.
The Music Box Players recom-
mend the performances for every-
one, whether you are well-versed
in the classic or if its your first
time experiencing the shows
magic. Theatergoers can also
have dinner, a drink at the bar and
the theater welcomes Christmas
parties to come to the showto-
gether.
This year we have newfaces,
newcostumes, a professional,
full-orchestra sound, and the show
has more glitz to it, Zehner ex-
plained. People will love the
showat the end, we have snowon
stage. I said I couldnt do the
showunless we had it snowat the
end.
The movie became a hit for a
number of reasons, including the
dazzling musical numbers and the
big stars including Bing Crosby
and Rosemary Clooney. These are
also the reasons why there isnt
another Christmas movie that is
quite like White Christmas.
There is no sad ending with
this show, Zehner began. Its all
about the music and love and all
the army men coming together to
help out their general. Its a story
the older crowd loves because its
been popular since the 50s, yet
the younger crowd knows it, too.
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Christmas
will be 'White'
By Noelle Vetrosky
Weekender Correspondent
From left, Courtney Hahn, Kevin Costley, Mandy
Gambal and Bill Lipski star in The Music Box Players
production of White Christmas.
Irving Berlins White Christ-
mas, Nov. 26-27, Dec 1-4, 8-11,
15-18, Thurs.-Sat., 8 p.m., Sun.,
3 p.m. at The Music Box Play-
ers (196 Hughes St., Swoyers-
ville). Buffet 90 min. prior to
show, dinner/show or show-
only tickets available. Info:
570.283.2195, 800.698.PLAY,
musicbox.org.
Weve done other Christmas shows,
but we needed something different.
(This) is a good-feeling show,
it makes everyone smile.
White Christmas director Debbie Zehner
novel approach
I
n a world ruled by food,
where Top Chefs and com-
petitive eaters are part of the
norm, its hard not to be seduced
by a book that promises to ex-
plore our relationships with one
another through the scope of
whats on our plates. In The
Table Comes First: Family,
France, and the Meaning of
Food, Adam Gopnik attempts to
do just that, offering a journey
from18th century France to
todays tables. Amid his apparent
dismissals of todays Food Net-
work stars and our obsessive
interest in food, his attempt falls
flat.
The title of the book, as well as
its description, is misleading.
The Table Comes First seems
to be a romantic look at food and
our intimate, personal relation-
ship with it, but it ends up being
a systematically historical ac-
count of things that relate to food
through olden times. An account,
no less, which takes on a preten-
tious voice and assumes the
reader harbors a sound knowl-
edge of French history to begin
with.
The book recognizes the prin-
ciple, unchanging components of
eating, including the restaurant,
the cookbook, moral dilemmas,
spirits and dessert. The progres-
sion makes sense, but the logic is
sometimes diluted by opinion
and is drowned out by the sound
of Gopniks endless philosophi-
cal musings.
His arguments for the way we
do things are often solidly
backed by historical references.
In some cases, however, as in that
of vegetarian versus carnivore,
they are flimsy. He would have
been better off simply offering
both sides of the argument rather
than making a sweeping, opin-
ionated dissertation on the topic.
Throughout The Table Comes
First, Gopnik weaves in letters
to the long deceased Elizabeth
Pennell, a feminist food critic
from the end of the 19th century
known for her acerbic and un-
apologetic approach to life. By
writing to her, he involves the
reader in a way that he is unable
to in the other chapters.
To his credit, the author offers
some interesting theories about
the way we plot out a meal. One
such instance is the concept he
presents of wine and coffee being
the two drugs around which we
shape our lives. In his mind, wine
takes us from the world, coffee
restores us to it again, and in
between, we eat.
These glimmers of hope the
anecdotal stories and the pseudo-
love letters to Pennell are not
enough to make the book com-
pelling. In fact, its indulgently
lengthy, and Gopnik goes on and
on to the point where he throws
the reader into an intellectual
stupor.
The Table Comes First will
satiate only the marginal gour-
mands hunger for knowledge.
Call it crass and rather un-
French, but an episode of Man
v. Food is just much more ful-
filling.
Condescending
cuisine
The Table Comes First
By Adam Gopnik
Rating: W W1/2
By Stephanie DeBalko
Weekender Staff Writer
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Wednesday:
Bar on Oak: Line Dancing
Bart & Urbys: Support the Troops benefit w/ Dr. Berger 5-7 p.m., Common
People Thanksgiving Eve Party @ 10 p.m.
Beer Boys: Thanksgiving Eve w/ DJ MO
Breakers, Mohegan Sun: 40lb Head
Buc Wilds Rode House: Grand Opening
Careys Pub: Open Mic w/ Eric & Krysten from Crush
Cuzs Bar & Grill: Total Request Wednesday w/ DJ Bada Bing
Grotto, Wyoming Valley Mall: John Smith
Hardware Bar, Scranton: The Trios Migos acoustic
Hardware Bar, Wilkes-Barre: $100 Wii Bowling contest
Hops & Barleys: Karaoke w/ DJ Bounce
Jim McCarthys Tavern on the Hill: Karaoke
Kings, Mountain Top: Chixie Dix
Liams: DJ Dustin
Mardi Gras: Grand Opening
Metro Bar & Grill: Countdown to Thanksgiving w/ DJ Destro
Ole Tyme Charleys: Thanksgiving Eve Bash w/ The Non Refundables, Dead
Anthems & One Short Fall
OverPour: Thanksgivig Eve Party w/ DJ Zthaone
River Grille: Night before Thanksgiving w/ DJ Ohh Wee and DJ Tonez
River Street Jazz Caf: Thanksgiving Eve w/ Jam Stampede feat. Mike Miz
Robs Pub & Grub: Thanksgiving Eve Bash w/ DJ Short & Poor
Rodanos: Thanksgiving Eve Party w/ Robb Brown, Clever Gents, DJ Hersh, DJ
King B, Gino Lispi, AJ Jump and Mr. Parker
Rox 52: Thanksgiving Bash w/ NEPA Pong
Senunas: SUZE
Slate Bar & Lounge: Thanksgiving Eve Bash w/ OZ
Stans Caf: DJ Slick w/ Karaoke 9-1
Woodlands: M80, DJ Kev & KRZ (Evolution)
Thursday:
Brews Brothers, Pittston: Bones Thursday Night Rock Band
Chackos: Kartune
Hardware Bar, Bloomsburg: DJ Pink
Hardware Bar, Scranton: DJ Shock D in Eclipse Nightclub, Bull Riding contest
River Grille: College Night w/ DJ Ooh Wee
River Street Jazz Caf: Sector One feat. Kai-Lo, Diesis I, Aspect, Gaje, Men-J,
Hostyle & In a Dream
Robs Pub & Grub: NEPA Pong and acoustic acts
Stans Caf: DJ Slick w/ Karaoke
Woodlands: DJ Kev (Club HD)
Friday:
Bar on Oak: Who Know 9-1
Bart & Urbys: Smith
Beer Boys: Black Friday w/ DJ Hersh
Brews Brothers, Luzerne: Nirvana Tribute Band
Brews Brothers, Pittston: Country Night w/ DJ Crocket
Bones Bar: Mr. Echo
Bonks: DJ Micky 10-2
Breakers, Mohegan Sun: UUU
Brews Brothers, Pittston: Country Night w/ DJ Crocket
Chackos: Kartune
Grotto, Harveys Lake: Strawberry Jam
Hardware Bar, Scranton: Pink Slip
Hardware Bar, Wilkes-Barre: Crystal Roxx
Jim McCarthys Tavern on the Hill: DJ Justin
Ole Tyme Charleys: Karaoke
OverPour: DJ Bounce
River Grille: Guest DJ
River Street Jazz Caf: The Indobox w/ Rogue Chimp
Robs Pub & Grub: Dodge City duo
Rox 52: NEPA Pong 1 vs. 1 Tournament
Senunas: 3 Imaginary Boys acoustic
Stans Caf: Billy and Gary from Stonecats
Tommyboys Bar & Grill: Breakdown Jimmy
Woodlands: (Evolution) DJ Kev, Go Go Gadget
Saturday:
5 Star Bar & Grill: Karaoke w/ Lisa and Daryl
Bar on Oak: Kaos 9-1
Bart and Urbys: Lex Romaine & Joe Rillo
Bonks: DJ Micky 10-2
Brews Brothers, Luzerne: DJ Hersh, Game 7, Woody Brown Project
Brews Brothers, Pittston: Bad Hair Day
Breakers, Mohegan Sun: M80
Chackos: Stealing Neil
Hardware Bar, Scranton: Drop Dead Sexy
Hardware Bar, Wilkes-Barre: Pink Slip
Jim McCarthys Tavern on the Hill: Oldies Karaoke
Kings, Mountain Top: Robb & Hammer Trio
Liams: C U Next Tuesday
Ole Tyme Charleys: Karaoke and Rage! DJs
OverPour: Ronnie Williams
River Grille: DJ Ooh Wee
River Street Jazz Caf: Cabinet
Robs Pub & Grub: Breakdown Jimmy
Rox 52: Free Jukebox
Senunas: Handshakes & Headbutts
Slate Bar & Lounge: WTF
Sloppy Joes: Mr. Echo unplugged
Stans Caf: Stingray Blus Band feat. Badmouth on the Harp
Tommyboys Bar & Grill: 40 Lb. Head
Woodlands: (Evolution) DJ DJ Kev, Return of Trylogy
Sunday:
Bankos: Mr. Echo
Bart & Urbys: Beerfest afterparty w/ Dodge City duo @ 6 p.m.
Beer Boys: NFL Sunday Ticket
Brews Brothers, Luzerne: NFL Ticket, Holiday Magic Show to benefit the US
Marine Corps Toys for Tots
Brews Brothers, Pittston: NFL Ticket
Careys Pub: NFL Ticket
Downtown Arts: Outta the Blue, Stealing Neil
Huns West Side Caf: NFL Ticket
Kings, Mountain Top: NFL Ticket
Ole Tyme Charleys: Rock the Lumbar Sound for Scoliosis Benefit w/ 10 bands 5
p.m. 2 a.m.
River Grille: NFL Ticket
Robs Pub and Grub: NFL Ticket
Rox 52: NFL Ticket
Tommyboys Bar & Grill: NFL Ticket
Woodlands: The Tones w/ DJ Godfather
Monday:
Jim McCarthys Tavern on the Hill: Unplugged Monday - Open Mic
Brews Brothers, Pittston: The Ale House Refugees
Robs Pub & Grub: NEPA Beer Pong
Tuesday:
Bar on Oak: Open Mic
Hops: Aaron Bruch
Huns West Side Caf: AJ Jump and Dustin Drevitch
Jim McCarthys: Karaoke
Ole Tyme Charleys: Karaoke and DJ EFX
Robs Pub & Grub: 20 Lb. Head
Slate Bar & Lounge: Karaoke w/ DJ Hard Drive
Tommyboys Bar & Grill: Open Mic Night
The Woodlands: Corporate Karaoke
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ALICE C. WILTSIE
PERFORMING ARTS
CENTER
700 N. Wyoming St., Hazleton
570.455.1508 ext 2008
www.wiltsiecenter.org
- Chicago: Nov. 27, $75-$150
CAESARS POCONO
RESORTS
1.877.800.5380
www.CPResorts.com
- Sinbad: Dec. 4
- New Yorks Funnies: Jan. 14-15
- The Sensational Soul Cruisers: Jan.
14-15
- Hypnotist Tim Triplett: March 16-17
DOWNTOWN ARTS
(47 N. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre)
- The Badlees / Miz: Nov. 23, 7 p.m.
$5, donations welcome
ELEANOR RIGBYS
603 Route 6, Jermyn
www.myspace.com/eleanorrigbys
- We Came As Romans / Emmure /
Sleeping With Sirens / Attilla / For All
I Am: Dec. 6, 7 p.m., $17-$20
- The Bunny The Bear: Dec. 19, $10-$12,
all ages
- Texas In July / The Air I Breath: Dec.
30, 6:30 p.m., $13-$15
F.M. KIRBY CENTER
71 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre
Phone: 570.826.1100
- Manheim Steamroller: Nov. 29, 7:30
p.m., $61-$81
- NEPA Philharmonic The Sound of
Christmas: Dec. 16, 7 p.m., $35.50-
$73.45
- ABBA: Arrival: Jan. 8, 7 p.m., $30.65-
$41.65
- Darius Rucker: Jan. 20, 8 p.m.,
$52-$92
- Kathleen Madigan: Gone Madigan:
Jan. 27, 8 p.m., $27
- NEPA Philharmonic Broadway Love
Songs: Feb. 10, 8 p.m., $35.50-$73.45
- Lisa Lampanelli: Feb. 18, 8 p.m.,
$37.75
- Pink Floyd Experience: Feb. 21, 7:30
p.m., $28-$38
- Gaelic Storm / Enter The Haggis:
March 1, 7:30 p.m., $22-$32
- NEPA Philharmonic Beethoven
Festival: March 10, 8 p.m., $35.50-
$73.45
- Ladysmith Black Mambazo: March 15,
7:30 p.m., $26-$36
- The Fresh Beat Band: March 21, 3
p.m., 3 & 6 p.m., $32.40-$42.65
MAUCH CHUNK OPERA
HOUSE
14 W. Broadway, Jim Thorpe
570.325.0249
www.jtams.net
- Gandalf Murphy & The Slambovian
Circus Christmas Show: Dec. 2, 8:30
p.m., $25
- The Peek-A-Boo Revue Holiday
Spectacular: Dec. 3, 8:30 p.m., $20
- Free Range Folk: Dec. 4, 6 p.m., $10
- Four Celtic Voices: Dec. 9, 8:30 p.m.,
$26
- Craig Thatcher and Friends Rockin
Christmas Show: Dec. 10, 8:30 p.m.,
$23
- Messiah by Bach and Handel
Chorale: Dec. 17, 3 p.m., $20
- The Tartan Terrors: Dec. 30, 8:30
p.m., $28
- Hamell On Trial: Jan. 21, 8:30 p.m.,
$18
- Last Friday Standup Comedy Event:
Jan. 27, 8:30 p.m., $18
- Commander Cody Band w/ Profes-
sor Louie and the Crowmatix: Feb. 4,
8:30 p.m., $24
MOHEGAN SUN ARENA
255 Highland Park Blvd., Wilkes-Barre
Twp.
- Five Finger Death Punch / All That
Remains / Hatebreed / Rains: Nov. 26,
$29.75
- Disneys Phineas and Ferb Live! On
Tour: Dec. 4, 2 &5 p.m., $24.35-$69.85
- Arenacross: Dec. 9-11, TIMES VARY,
$24.45-$34.55
- Lady Antebellum / Josh Kelley /
Edens Edge: Dec. 16, 7:30 p.m., $39.75-
$59.75
- Disney On Ice Treasure Trove: Jan.
11-16, TIMES VARY, $31.55-$64.20
- Rascal Flatts / Sara Evans / Hunter
Hayes: Feb. 17, 7:30 p.m., $25-$59.75
MOUNT AIRY CASINO
RESORT
44 Woodland Rd., Mount Pocono
Phone: 877.682.4791
www.mountairycasino.com
- CJT Duo: Nov. 25-26, Reds; Nov. 27,
Buffet
- DJ Jamie Callen: Nov. 25, Gypsies
- The Spinners: Nov. 26, 9 p.m., $25-
$40, Gypsies
- DJ Aprile: Nov. 26 Gypsies
- Jerry Kozic: Nov. 27, Reds
- Crystal Gayle Holiday Show: Dec. 10,
9 p.m., $25-$40, Gypsies
PENNS PEAK
325 Maury Road, Jim Thorpe
866.605.7325 or visit pennspeak.com.
- Dark Star Orchestra: Nov. 23, 8 p.m.,
$32
- Vanilla Fudge: Dec. 2, 8 p.m., $30
- Ultimate Disco Tribute: Dec. 3, 8
p.m., $25
- Cat Country 96 Jingle Jam ft. Craig
Morgan / James Wesley / Stealing
Angels / Glen Templeton & Eric Pas-
lay: Dec. 9, 8 p.m., $19.25-$25
- The Fabulous Greaseband: Dec. 30,
8 p.m., $25
- Live Wire (AC/DC tribute): Dec. 31, 9
p.m., $30
- Edgar Winter & Rick Derringer: Feb.
4, 8 p.m., $35.75
- Tesla: Feb. 18, 8 p.m., $33
- Bruce In The U.S.A.: Feb. 25, 8 p.m.,
$25
REDWOOD ART SPACE
740 Jumper Road, Plains Twp.
- Written Off / Beware / Enough /
Better Times/ +tba: Dec. 19, 8 p.m.
- Dead End Path / War Hungry / Give /
Leather / Feral Man: Dec. 23, 7:30 p.m.
RIVER STREET JAZZ CAFE
665 N. River St., Plains
Phone: 570.822.2992
- Jam Stampede: Nov. 23
- DJs Kai-Lo / Diesis-I / Aspect / Gaje
/ Men-Ji / Hostyle / Inadreem: Nov.
24, 8 p.m.
- The Indobox / Rogue Chimp: Nov.
25, 8 p.m.
- Cabinet: Nov. 26, 8 p.m.
- Tribal Waves: Dec. 1, 8 p.m.
- George Wesley Small Ax Orchestra:
Dec. 3, 9 p.m.
- Dopapod & Psychedelia: Dec. 8, 8
p.m.
- Mullen, A Salute to U2: Dec. 9, 8 p.m.
- Barr Brothers: Dec. 10, 8 p.m.
- Clarence Spady Band: Dec. 16, 9 p.m.
- Ryan Montbleau Band / Mike Dough-
erty Band: Dec. 17
- Strawberry Jam Christmas Party:
Dec. 23, 8 p.m.
- Suze: Dec. 25, 8 p.m.
- Rubblebucket: Dec. 30, 8 p.m.
- Cabinet: Dec. 31, 7 p.m.
- The Big Dirty: Jan. 6, 8 p.m.
- Poogie Bell band / Woody Browns
Project: Jan. 13, 8 p.m.
- Brothers Past: Jan. 14, 8 p.m.
- Se Acabo (Santana tribute): Jan. 20,
8 p.m.
- Miz: Feb. 24, 8 p.m.
SCRANTON COMMUNITY
CONCERTS
Mellow Theater, 501 Vine St. Scranton
Phone: 570.955.1455, www.lackawan-
na.edu, etix.com
Prices vary, student and group rates
available
- Chamber Music Society of Lincoln
Center: Feb. 23, 7 p.m., $25-$30
- Yesterday & Today, an interactive
Beatles show: March 23, 8 p.m.,
$25-$30
- The Kingston Trio: April 20, 8 p.m.,
$25-$30
SCRANTON CULTURAL
CENTER
420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton
Phone: 888.669.8966
- Listen Local ft. Rogue Chimp /
Langor: Dec. 2, 8 p.m., $12.25
- Joe Jonas / Hot Chelle Rae: Dec. 10,
7:30 p.m., $33.45-$39.35
- NEPA Philharmonic The Sound of
Christmas: Dec. 15, 7 p.m., $34.50-
$73.15
- Listen Local ft. Nowhere Slow /
Jeanne Zano Band: Jan. 13, 8 p.m.,
$12.50
- NEPA Philharmonic Broadway Love
Songs Pops II: Feb. 11, 8 p.m., $34.50-
$73.15
- Rain, A Tribute to the Beatles: Feb.
24-25, TIMES VARY, $46.25-$65.25 (on
sale 12/9, 10 a.m.)
SCRANTON HARDWARE
BAR
519 Linden St., Scranton
570.346.8465
- Rusted Root / Nowhere Slow / Kriki:
Dec. 28, 6 p.m., $24 advance, $20 day
of, 18+
SHERMAN THEATER
524 Main St., Stroudsburg
Phone: 570.420.2808, www.sherman-
theater.com
- Reel Big Fish / Streetlight Manifesto:
Nov. 23, 7 p.m., $20 advance, $23 day
of
- Railroad Earth, more: Nov. 25-26, 8
p.m. $30/night/ $55 for both
- David Archuleta: Dec. 4, 7 p.m., $30
- Javier Colon: Dec. 6, 7:30 p.m.,
$39.50-$75
- Mac Miller / Pac Div / Casey Veg-
gies: Dec. 8, 8 p.m., $22 advance, $25
at door
- The Machine (Pink Floyd tribute):
Dec. 10, 8 p.m., $28-$33
- Golden Dragon Acrobats: Dec. 11, 2
p.m., $10 kids, $25 adults
- Twelve Twenty Four: Dec. 15, 7:30
p.m., $22
- Jam Stampede: Dec. 17, 8 p.m., $15
- Patent Pending: Dec. 23, 6 p.m., $12
- Wu-Tang Clan / Gino Lispi: Dec. 29, 8
p.m., $40
- Set Phasers To Stun / This Condition
/ Pull The Pin / Brookline Drive, more:
Dec. 30, 6 p.m., $10
PHILADELPHIA
ELECTRIC FACTORY
3421 Willow St., Philadelphia
Phone: 215.LOVE.222
- Five Finger Death Punch / All That
Remains / Hatebreed: Nov. 23, 7:45
p.m.
- Badfish A Tribute to Sublime /
Black Landlord / Steve Oakley Band:
Nov. 23, 8:30 p.m.
- Dancegiving: Nov. 25, 8 p.m.
Risin Outlaw
Hank III, grandson of country music legend Hank Williams and
son of Hank Williams Jr., will perform at Crocodile Rock (520
Hamilton St, Allentown) Wednesday, Nov. 23 at 8 p.m.
Tickets are $16 in advance, $18 at the door and can be purchased
at crocodilerockcafe.com. For more info, call 610.434.460.
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- GWAR: Nov. 26, 8:30 p.m.
- Simple Plan: Nov. 27, 6 p.m.
- Wiz Khalifa / Snoop Dogg: Dec. 6, 8
p.m.
- Get The Led Out: Dec. 9, 8:30 p.m.
- The Devil Wears Prada: Dec. 10, 7
p.m.
- Valencia: Dec. 28, 7:30 p.m.
- Dark Star Orchestra: Dec. 29, 8:30
p.m.
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334 South St., Philadelphia
Phone: 215.922.1011
- Infected Mushroom / Randy Seid-
man & PEX/Playloop DJs: Nov. 23, 9
p.m.
- Blonde Gang: Nov. 25, 8:30 p.m.
- Marketa Irglova: Nov. 29, 7 p.m.
- Steel Panther / Fosterchild: Nov.
30, 7 p.m.
- Pierce The Veil / Miss May I: Dec. 1,
5:30 p.m.
- Bless the Fall: Dec. 2, 5:30 p.m.
- Dashboard Confessional: Dec. 4,
6:30 p.m.
- Borgore / Michetti: Dec. 8, 8 p.m.
- Dir En Grey / The Birthday Mas-
sacre: Dec. 9, 7 p.m.
- Between the Buried and Me: Dec. 10,
7 p.m.
- Street Dogs: Dec. 11, 7 p.m.
KESWICK THEATER
Easton Road-Keswick Ave, Glenside,
Pa.
Phone: 215.572.7650
- The Machine: Nov. 25, 7 p.m.
- Kenny Babyface Edmonds: Nov.
26, 8 p.m.
- Adam Carolla: Dec. 1, 8 p.m.
- Jingle Bell Rock: Dec. 2, 8 p.m.
- A Rockin Holiday Celebration: Dec.
3, 8 p.m.
- David Cook: Dec. 4, 7 p.m.
- Craig Morgan & Phil Vassar Acous-
tic Christmas: Dec. 11, 7:30 p.m.
TOWER THEATER
69th and Ludlow Sts. Upper Darby
Phone: 610.352.2887
- Puscifer: Nov. 23, 8 p.m.
- Allman Brothers Band: Nov. 25, 7:30
p.m.
- Chicago: Nov. 29, 8 p.m.
- The String Cheese Incident: Dec. 1, 8
p.m.
TROCADERO
10th & Arch St, Philadelphia
Phone: 215.336.2000
- As I Lay Dying: Dec. 1, 6 p.m.
- City and Colour: Dec. 8-9, 7 p.m.
- VNV Nation: Dec. 10, 7 p.m.
WELLS FARGO
(WACHOVIA) CENTER
Broad St., Philadelphia
Phone: 215.336.3600
- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band:
Dec. 3, 8 p.m.
- Q102 Jingle Ball: Dec. 7, 5 p.m.
- Rammstein: April 26, 8 p.m.
ELSEWHERE IN PA
BOOGIE IN THE
BUNGALOW 3
www.jibberjazz.com
- Dec. 3, Shartlesville. Overnight,
indoor music & camping festival with
bands, late-night music, solo artists,
food & craft vending. $35 pre-sale
tickets. Jimakata / Cabinet / The Big
Dirty / Flux Capacitor / Mystery Fyre
/ The Coal Town Rounders / Kyle
Morgan & The Backroad.
CROCODILE ROCK
520 Hamilton St, Allentown
Phone: 610.434.460
- Hank III: Nov. 23, 8 p.m., $16 ad-
vance, $18 day of
- Thrash and Burn: Nov. 26, 3 p.m.
- Armored Saint / Seven Witches:
Dec. 2, 7 p.m.
- Pierce The Veil / Miss May I: Dec. 4,
5:30 p.m.
- David Cook: Dec. 7, 8 p.m.
- Jackyl: Dec. 8, 7 p.m.
NEW YORK / NEW JERSEY
BEACON THEATER
2124 Broadway, New York, NY.
Phone: 212.496.7070
- The Cure: Nov. 25-27, 8 p.m.
- Don Omar: Dec. 1, 8 p.m.
- Tori Amos: Dec 2-3, 8 p.m.
- Cyndi Lauper & Friends: Dec. 4, 8
p.m.
- Mavis Staples / The Head and the
Heart / Dawes: Dec. 5, 8 p.m.
- Hot Tuna: Dec. 9-10, 8 p.m.
HAMMERSTEIN BALLROOM
311 W. 34th St, New York, NY.
Phone: 212.279.7740
- Trey Songz: Nov. 25, 8 p.m.
- Thirty Seconds To Mars: Dec. 7, 8
p.m.
- Matt & Kim / Super Mash Bros.: Dec.
31, 9 p.m.
THE FILLMORE AT IRVING
PLAZA
17 Irving Place, New York, N.Y.
Phone: 212.777.6800
- Thursday: Nov. 23, 6:30 p.m.
- Team StarKid / Darren Criss: Nov.
26, noon, 5 p.m.
- Scott Weiland: Nov. 30, 7 p.m.
- Dashboard Confessional: Dec. 1, 7
p.m.
- David Archuleta: Dec. 2, 7 p.m.
- Pierce the Veil / Miss May I: Dec. 3,
5:30 p.m.
- Jesse Marco / Jus Sky: Dec. 8, 8
p.m.
- David Cook: Dec. 9, 7 p.m.
- We Came As Romans / Emmure:
Dec. 11, 6 p.m.
MADISON SQUARE
GARDEN
7th Ave., New York, NY
Phone: 212.465.MSG1
- Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet
Band: Dec. 1, 7:30 p.m.
- Z100 Jingle Ball: Dec. 9, 7:30 p.m.
- My Morning Jacket: Dec. 14, 7:30
p.m.
- Swedish House Mafia: Dec. 16, 8 p.m.
- Phish: Dec. 28-31, TIME VARIES
RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL
1260 Ave. of the Americas, NY, NY
Phone: 212.307.717
- Radio City Christmas Spectacular:
through Jan. 2, TIMES VARY
- Antony & The Johnsons: Jan. 26, 8
p.m.
ROSELAND BALLROOM
239 52nd Street, New York, NY.
Phone: 212.777.6800
- Afrojack / Bobby Burns: Dec. 30, 9
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Streetlight Manifesto, along with Reel Big Fish, Lionize and Rodeo Ruby Love, will make a stop at
the Sherman Theater (524 Main St., Stroudsburg) Wednesday, Nov. 23 at 7 p.m.
Streetlight Manifesto is currently working on its next album, which is tentatively scheduled for a
late-spring release. The band has teamed up with Alexs Lemonade Stand for its Goodwill Gues-
tlist Project this tour, where the band sells four guestlist spots at each of its shows, with all the
money going to a charity.
Tickets are $20 in advance, $23 at the door and are available through Ticketmaster. For more info,
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APPLAUSE THEATRE CO.
(applausetheatre.webs.com, applau-
setheatre@gmail.com)
Queen of Bingo: Dec. 2-3, 7:30
p.m. $10. For reservations, call
570.313.2548. Hosted by Church of
the Good Shepherd (1780 N. Washing-
ton Ave., Scranton). Do not call
church.
BLOOMSBURG THEATRE
ENSEMBLE
(Alvina Krause Theatre, 226 Center
St., Bloomsburg, 570.784.8181,
800.282.0283, bte.org)
Ticket prices: $9-$25
Holiday Memories: Nov. 25-Dec.
30. School matinees: Nov. 30, Dec. 1,
7-8, 14-15, 21-22, 10 a.m. $9. School
representatives encouraged to call
soon for best seating availability.
Meet the Cast after each matinee.
For info, to reserve, contact
570.458.4075, phenry@bte.org.
The Santaland Diaries: Dec. 8-11,
The Moose Exchange, downtown
Bloomsburg. Adaptation of David
Sedaris memoir about working as a
Macys elf.
BRACKEN THEATRE
COMPANY
Private Eyes: Nov. 29-30, 7:30
p.m., Penn State Hazleton.
DIETRICH THEATRE
(60 E. Tioga Street, Tunkhannock,
570.996.1500, dietrichtheater.com)
Dietrich Radio Players Perform-
ance: Dec. 7, 7 p.m. Free. Perform-
ances of favorite radio plays.
HARRIS CONSERVATORY
FOR THE ARTS
(545 Charles St., Luzerne,
570.287.7977, joanharrisdancers.com)
30th Annual Holiday Extravagan-
za-The Holidays in Whoville: Dec. 3,
1 & 5 p.m.; Dec. 4, 2 p.m., Meyers High
School auditorium, Wilkes-Barre. $10
in advance, available at the conser-
vatory. Under 5, free. Toys for Tots
drive.
THE MAUCH CHUNK
OPERA HOUSE
(14 W. Broadway, Jim Thorpe:
570.325.0249, jtams.net)
A Christmas Carol: Dec. 3, 10, 11
a.m. & 1 p.m., $15
MELLOW THEATER
AT LACKAWANNA
COLLEGE
(570.342.4137)
Gaslight Theater Company pre-
sents Death of a Salesman: Jan.
6-7, 7:30 p.m., Jan. 8, 2 p.m. $10.
MISFIT PLAYERS
(iluv2act@aol.com)
Auditions for Annual Staged Musi-
cal Revue: Nov. 26, 5 p.m., Nov. 27, 6
p.m., Coughlin High School audi-
torium (80 N. Washington St., Wilkes-
Barre). Theme is The Songs of Web-
ber and Sondheim. All students ages
8-21 invited to attend. Prepare 16-32
bar song, bring sheet music for
accompanist. Show dates in Jan. For
info, call 570.406.3976.
MUSIC BOX PLAYERS
(196 Hughes St., Swoyersville:
570.283.2195 or 800.698.PLAY or
musicbox.org)
Irving Berlins White Christmas:
Nov. 26-27, Dec 1-4, 8-11, 15-18. Thurs.-
Sat., curtain 8 p.m., Sun., curtain 3
p.m. Dinner and show, show-only
tickets.
THE PHOENIX
PERFORMING ARTS
CENTER
(409-411 Main St., Duryea,
570.457.3589, phoenixpac.vpweb-
.com, phoenixpac08@aol.com)
Auditions for Rent: Dec. 12-13,
6-8:30 p.m., ages 15-19 (must be with
parent if under 18). Will need to sing
and dance, come with sheet music
that is not Rent music and dance
shoes. All roles open. Rehearsals
begin after first of year, Sat. morn-
ings, Sun. & Wed. evenings. Show
dates
in April/May. Call 991.1817 or e-mail
with questions.
SCRANTON CULTURAL
CENTER
(420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton)
The Nutcracker by Scranton
Civic Ballet Company: Dec. 9, 7:30
p.m., Dec. 11, 2 p.m., $19.50-$22.50.
SHAWNEE PLAYHOUSE
(570.421.5093, theshawneeplay-
house.com)
Home for Christmas: Nov. 25-27,
Dec. 2-3, 9-10, 16-17, 2 p.m.; Nov. 25-26,
Dec. 2, 4, 9-10, 16-17, 8 p.m. $28/adults,
$15/kids, $25/seniors. Nov. 25, Dec. 2,
9, 16, 8 p.m. shows, bring non-perish-
able food item or new unwrapped
toy, receive $5 off regular adult
ticket. Toy donations benefit children
in Monroe County Head Start pro-
gram. Food donations benefit Shaw-
nee Presbyterian Church Food Bank.
THREE WITCHES
PRODUCTIONS
(threewitches2010@aol.com)
Moonlight & Magnolias by Ron
Hutchinson: Dec. 9-10, 16-17, 8 p.m.,
The Lounge at the Ramada Inn,
Clarks Summit. $10/GA, $7/students,
seniors. Comedic behind the scenes
look at how the screenplay for Gone
With the Wind was written. Reserva-
tions encouraged, e-mail or call
570.851.9479, 352.6226. W
-- compiled by Stephanie
DeBalko
Send your listings to:
weekender@theweekender.com,
90 E. Market Street
Wilkes-Barre PA18703 or fax to
570.831.7375. Deadline for
publication is Mondays at 2 p.m.
The Weekender is looking for
editorial interns.
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preferred.
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and three to five writing
samples to:
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The Weekender
90 East Market Street
Wilkes-Barre, PA 18703
or
nmascali@theweekender.com
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Domestic Violence Service
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570.823.6799)
Girls Night Out: Dec. 1, 6-9 p.m.,
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Plains). $8/advance, $10/door. Free
buffet. Vendors include Silpada
jewelry, Mary Kay, J. Sacavage Stu-
dios, Common Scents in the Sticks,
Ah! Some Chocolates, more. For info,
contact Nina Dei Tos at 823.6799 x
221, ndeitos@dvsclc.org.