ALICE IN THE WONDERLAND

ESCENA 1. ALICIA ESTA EN EL JARDIN Y SU MAMÁ SALE A BUSCARLA

MOM: ALICE…… ALICE……. WHERE ARE YOU?

ALIS…….. ALIS……….. UER AR IU?
ALICE: I´M IN THE GARDEN MOM.
AM IN DE GARDEN MOM
MOM: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOUR HOMEWORK?
UAT AR IU DUING? IUR JOMUORK
ALICE: NO, MOM. I´M LOOKING FOR A WHITE RABBIT.
NO, MOM AM LUKING FOR A WAITH RABBIT
MOM: A RABBIT? WHICH RABBIT?
A RABIT? UICH RABIT?
ALICE: A WHITE RABBIT WEARING A WAISCOAT.
A WAITH RABBIT WERING A WEISCOT
MOM: OH ALICE PLEASE…… TAKE YOUR BOOK AND READ IT!!!
OH ALIS PLIS………….. TEIK IUR BUK AND RIDIT!!!!
ALICE: MOM…. BUT…..
MOM… BAT
MOM: NOW!!!!!!!
NAO !!!!!!
ESCENA 2. LA MAMÁ SE ENTRA A LA CASA Y ALICIA SE SIENTA A LEER, ENTONCES VE NUEVAMENTE
AL CONEJO BLANCO.

( EL CONEJO CAMINA RÁPIDAMENTE, SE DETIENE Y MIRA SU RELOJ DE BOLSILLO Y NERVISO DICE)

RABBIT: ¡OH, DEAR! OH, DEAR! I SHALL BE TOO LATE! OH, DIAR! OH, DIAR! AI SHALL BI TU LEIT!

ALICE: A TALKING RABBIT WITH A POCKET WATCH.

A toking rabbit with a pocket watch

RABBIT: OH, MY DEAR PAWS! SHE’LL BE ABSOLUTELY SAVAGE!

(Y COMIENZA A CORRER) OH, MAY DIAR PAUS! SHILL BI ABSOLUTLI SAUVASH

ALICE: (CORRE TRAS ÉL) Mr. RABBIT! WAIT! MR. RABBIT WEIT.

RABBIT: OH, MY FUR AND WHISKERS! SHE’LL HAVE ME EXECUTED! I´M LATE, I’M LATE! OH, MAI FUR
AND WISKERS! SHILL JAFMI EXEQUITID! AM LEIT !

ALICE: LATE FOR WHAT! PLEASE WAIT! WAIT!

LEIT FOR WHAT ! PLIS WEIT! WEIT!

RABBIT: SHE’LL HAVE ME BEHEADED. I’M LATE….. I’M LATE.

Shill jab mi bihead. Am leit……. Am leit.
ALICE: WAIT Mr. RABBIT. OH-H-H-H-H-H I’M FALLING……..

RABBIT: I’M LATE…I’M REALLY LATE.

Am leit…... am rily leit.
ALICE: Mr RABBIT, DON’T GO. PLEASE WAIT FOR ME!
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 PLIS WEIT FOR MI

RABBIT: I NEED A PAIR IF GLOVES. THE QUEEN WILL BE FURIOUS!

Ai nid a per if globs. De cuin uill bi furius
ALICE: WHICH QUEEN? I CAN’T SEE HER.
WHICH QUIN ? AI KENT SII JER
RABBIT: THE RED QUEEN the red cuin
(Y SE VA CORRIENDO AL CASTILLO DE LA REINA ROJA Y ALICIA LO SIGUE PERO SE ENCUENTRA CON
UNA BOTELLITA QUE DICE BÉBEME)
ALICE: DRINK ME????? UHM……….IS JUST A DREAM (AL BEBERLA SE VUELVE PEQUEÑA)
DRINK MI????? UHM………… IS JUST A DRIM.
ESCENA 3. ALICIA SE VUELVE PEQUEÑA. CONOCE A LOS GEMELOS, EL GATO Y LA ORUGA.

ALICE 2: WHAT HAPPEN TO ME? I´M TOO SHORT. AND WHERE IS THE RABBIT? (ALICIA SIGUE
CAMINANDO Y SE ENCUENTRA CON LOS GEMELOS, la oruga y la ratona mosquetera)

TWEEDLE DUM: WHO´S SHE?

Jus shi?
TWEEDLE DEE: IS ALICE
Is alis
TWEEDLEDUM: THE WRONG ALICE
De uron alis
TWEEDLEDEE: NO, THE RIGHT ALICE
No, de rait alis
TWEEDLEDUM: SHE´S TOO SHORT
Shis tu chort
TWEEDLEDEE: YES, TOO SHORT AND THE CORRECT ALICE IS BIGGER THAN SHE.
yes, tu chort and de correct alis is Biguer dan shi.
ALICE 2: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? AM I DREAMING?
WAT AR IU TOKING ABOUT? AM AI DRIMING?
TWEEDELEDUM: ABOUT YOU WRONG ALICE!!!! AND YOU AREN’T DREAMING
Abaut iu urong alis!!! And iu aren´t driming
TWEEDLEDEE: ABSOLEM HAS TO SEE HER.
Absolem jas tu sii jer.
TWEEDLEDUM: YES, LET´S GO……
Yes, lets go
ALICE: ABSOLEM……. WHO’S ABSOLEM? STOP……. WAIT……..
ABSOLEM……..JUS ABSOLEM? STOP…… WEIT…..

(Y LOS GEMELOS LLEVAN A LA PEQUEÑA ALICIA DE LA MANO DONDE LA ORUGA)

ABSOLEM: HI……LITTLE GIRL…. WHO ARE YOU?

Ji…….lirel girl….. ju are iu ?
ALICE 2: ABSOLEM??????????

ABSOLEM: YOU AREN´T ABSOLEM. I’M ABSOLEM… AND THE REAL PROBLEM IS WHO ARE YOU?
Iu aren’t absolem am absolem….. and de rial Problem is ju ar iu?

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ALICE 2: I’M ALICE…. AND I’M LOST. I WAS FOLLOWING A WHITE RABBIT, BUT HE RAN.
AI AM ALIS… AND AM LOST. AI WAS FOLLOWING A WAIT RABBIT, BUT JI RAN.

ABSOLEM: YOU AREN´T ALICE! ALICE IS DIFFERENT.

iu………… iu aren’t alis! Alis is different

ALICE 2: I’M ALICE BUT I DRANK A LIQUID AND NOW I CHANGED MY SIZE.
AM ALIS BAT AI DRINK A LICUID AND NAO AI CHEING MAI SAIZ.

WHITE RABBIT: THE RED QUEEN IS ANGRY, NO, SHE IS TOO FURIOUS BECAUSE TODAY IS THE
GRIBLIG DAY. De red cuin is angry, no, she is tu Furius bicaus tudey is the griblyg dei

ABSOLEM: THE TIME OF THE RED QUEEN.

De taim of de red cuin
MOUSE: ABSOLEM IS SHE THE RIGHT ALICE?
Absolem is shi de rait alis

CHESHIRE CAT: THE ORACLE TELL US IF SHE IS alice

De oracle oracol tel as if shi isalis
WHITE RABBIT: ALICE PLEASE OPEN THE ORACLE
Alis pliss open de oracol (oracl)
ALICE 2: WHICH ORACLE?
WHICH ORACOL?

ABSOLEM: THIS ORACLE ……. THIS IS AN UNDERWORLD CALENDAR WHERE YOU APPEARING
DESTROYING THE JABBERWOCKY.
Dis oracol... dis is an Anderuolrd calendar uer iu apiringdistroying De yaberouqui.

ALICE 2: DESTROYING WHAT….?

(TODOS COMIENZAN A CORRER Y LAS CARTAS DE LA REINA ROJA ATRAPAN AL CONEJO Y A LOS
GEMELOS Y LOS LLEVAN AL CASTILLO)

MOUSE: THE JABBERWOCKY WITH THE VORPIC SWORD.

de yaberouqui uit de vorpic esword

ALICE2: NO, NO, NO, YOU ARE WRONG. I KNOW…. THIS IS MY DREAM.
NO, NO, NO IU AR RONG. AI NOU THIS IS MAI DRIM.
WHITE RABBIT: ABSOLEM IS THIS THE CORRECT ALICE? absolem Is dis de correct alis ?
ABSOLEM: NO, I DON’T THINK SO.
No, ai don’t tink so.
TWEEDLEDEE: I TOLD YOU
Ai told iu.
TWEELDLEDUM: NO, I TOLD YOU FIRST.
No, ai told iu ferst.
WHITE RABBIT: OH!, MY DEAR PAWS. THE RED QUEEN SOLDIERS. RUN…… Oh! Mai diar paus. De
red cuin soldiers Raun……
ABSOLEM: HIDE ALICIA, RIGTH NOW!!!!.
Jaid Alichia, raigt nao!!!

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CUARTA ESCENA: LA REINA ROJA ESTA EN SU JARDÍN MUY ENOJADA

RED QUEEN: SOMEBODY STOLE MY PIES. WHO WAS? Sombary stole mai país.
(COMIENZA A CAMINAR FRENTE A UN SAPO Y LAS CARTAS Y PREGUNTA)

RED QUEEN: (A LAS CARTAS) WAS YOU?

Uas iu?
RED SOLDIER 1: NO, YOUR MAJESTY. I’M NOT.
No, iur mayesty. Am not.
RED QUEEN: AND YOU?
And iu?
RED SOLDIER 2: NO, YOUR MAJESTY. I´M NOT
No, iur mayesty. Am not.
RED QUEEN: AND YOU?
And iu?
FROG: NO, YOUR MAJESTY. I’M NOT (Y SE MUESTRA MUY NERVIOSO)

RED QUEEN: UHM………… (Y LE LIMPIA UNA MANCHA DE MERMELADA DE MORA

Uhm…………. EN SU BOCA Y LO PRUEBA)
YOU STOLE MY PIES!!!!!!! YOU DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!
iu estol mai pais!!!!!!! Iu didit !!!!!!!!!!!
FROG: I WAS HUNGRY, AND I COULD AVOID IT.

RED QUEEN: CUT HIS HEAD.

FROG: NO, PLEASE…… MY FAMILY… MY LITTLE SONS…..

PLEASE….NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

RED SOLDIER 1: YOUR MAJESTY. WE FOUND THIS.

Iur mayesty. Ui faund dis.
RED QUEEN: AND WAS THAT?
And uas dat?
RED SOLDIER 2: YOUR MAJESTY, IS THE ORACULUM.
Iur mayesty, is the oraculum.
RED QUEEN: AND WHO IS SHE? AND WHAT IS SHE DOING WITH
And ju ar IS shi? And uat is shi duing uit
MY LOVELY JABBERWOCKY? SHE KILLED MY BABY….
Mai lobly yaberouqui? Shi kild mai beiby

RED SOLDIER 3: NO YET, BUT SHE WILL BE IF WE DON´T STOP HER.

No ied, bat shi uil bi if ui don’t estop jer.
RED QUEEN: FIND ALICE…..QUICKLY.
Faind alis ……. Cuicli .
RED SOLDIER4: YES YOUAR MAJESTY, RIGHT NOW.
Yes your mayesti, rait nao.

QUINTA ESCENA: ALICIA SE ENCUENTRA CON GATO QUIEN LA LLEVA CON EL SOMBRERERO Y LA
LIEBRE Y ELLOS LA AYUDAN PARA QUE LA REINA ROJA NO LA ENCUENTRE.
CHESHIRE CAT: IS BETTER THAT YOU COME BACK TO YOUR HOME:
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 Is beder dan iu com bac tu iur jom.
ALICE 2: THAT’S WHAT I WANT.
That´s what ai want.
CHESHIRE CAT: OK…. I´M GONNA HELP YOU. LET´S GO TO SEE THE HATTER AND THE HARE. Okey..am
gona gelp iu. Lets gou tu si De jater and de ger.
HATTER: YOU ARE….. YOU ARE…..
Iu ar ………. Iu ar……….
HARE: NO, SHE IS THE WRONG ALICE. WRONG ALICE.
No, shi is de urong alis. Urong alis.
MOUSE: YES, SHE ISN´T ALICE
ies, shi isent alis.
HATTER: SHE IS ALICE. DEFINITELY IS ALICE. I CAN RECOGNIZE HER IN ANY PLACES. Shi is alis.
Definli is alis. Ai can reconais jer in eni pleices.
WELCOME ALICE. I HAVE WAITING FOR YOU.
Uelcom alis. Ai jav ueiting fou iu .

HARE: JA,JA,JA,JA,JA. (RISA NERVIOSA) TEA?????

Ja, ja, ja, ja, ja. Ti?????
HATTER: THE FABULOSUS DAY IS COMMING SOON.
de fabulus dei is coming

HARE: LISTEN!!! LISTEN!!!!

lisen……..lisen
CHESHIRE CAT: IS THE RED QUEEN…….
Is de red quin
MOUSE: OR HER SOLDIERS.
Or jer soldiers
HATTER: ALICE, QUICKLY HIDE HERE AND BE QUIET.
Alice, cuicli haid jiar and bi cuaiet

MOUSE: SILENCE!!!! SHSHSHSHSHSHSH

Sailens…..shshshshshshshsh

CHESHIRE CAT: BYE…..

bai
(Y LUEGO TODOS SE SIENTAN Y COMIENZAN A TOMAR EL TÉ)

RED SOLDIER 1: WOW….. WHAT WE HAVE HERE…..

Uao….. uat wi jav hiar……
RED SOLDIER 2: MY FAVORY GROUP OF THE THREE CRAZIES
Mai feivorit grup of de thri creisis
MOUSE: DO YOU WANT TO DRINK SOME TEA?
Du iu want tu drink som ti???
HARE: YOU COME LATE FOR THE TEA, JAJAJAJAJA
Iu com leit for de ti, jajajajjaja
RED SOLDIER 3: WE ARE LOOKING FOR A GIRL.
Wi ar luking for a guer
HARE: A GIRL!!!! JA-JA-JA-JA….WHICH GIRL?????
Ja-ja-ja-ja- wich guer????
RED SOLDIER 4: A GIRL CALLED ALICE
A guer cold alis
HATTER: OH…SOLDIERS LISTEN OUR SONG (Y COMIENZAN A CANTAR) oh….. soldiers listen our song.

HATTER, HARE AND MOUSE: A BAT PASSED FROM HEAR I DON’T KNOW WHERE IT HID….. LA LA LA LA LA LA
LA, LA LA LA LA LA LA LA a bat pased from jiar ai dont now uer it hid

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SOLDIER 1: JA JA JA, ISN’T FUNNY.
Ja-ja-ja isent fany
SOLIDIER 2: IF YOU ARE HIDING HER, YOU LOST YOUR HEADS.
If iu ar haiding jer, iu lost iur jeds.
HATTER: WE LOST THEM MANY YEARS AGO!!
Ui lost dem meni years egou.
MOUSE AND HARE: JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
Ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja
SOLDIER 3: YES, THE RED QUEEN WILL CUT YOUR HEADS
Ies, de red quin wil cut iur jeds.
SOLDIER 4: YOU ARE SO CRAZY…
Iu ar so creisy
MOUSE: HOW POLITE YOU ARE
Jao polait iu ar
HARE: OH…. YES….. JAJAJAJAJAJA
Oh….ies…..jajajajajaja
HATTER: ALL TOGETHER
Oll tugueder
MOUSE, HATTER AND HARE: IN THE SKY IT WILL PASS, A CUP OF TEA IT WILL DRINK.
BRIGHT….BRIGTH….BRIGHT…..BRIGHT (CANTAN NUEVAMENTE) in de eskay it uil pass, a cap it uil drink.
Braigt…..braigt……braigt….

SOLDIER 1: LET’S GO… WE HAVE TO WORK

Lets gou….. ui jav tu uork
SOLDIER 2: YES, HERE WE ARE LOSTING OUR TIME
Ies, jiar wi ar losting auar taim
SOLDIER 3: AND THE RED QUEEN SENT US TO FIND ALICE.
And de red quin sent as tu faind alis
SOLDIER 4: LET’S GO RIGHT NOW. AND YOU…..BECAREFUL WE WILL BE TOO CLOSE.
lets gou raigt nao. And iu……. Biquerful ui uil be tu clous
HATTER: SORRY MY LITTLE GIRL.
Sorry mai lirol guer
ALICE 2: I WANT TO WAKE UP AND GO OUT OF THIS DREAM.
Ai uant tu ueik ap and gou aut of dis drim
HARE: TAKE….. EAT THIS.
Teik……. It dis
ALICE 2: WHAT’S THAT?
Uats dat?
MOUSE: IS A PEACE OF CAKE……
A pis of keik

ALICE 2: delicious!.......WHAT HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE……

(SE LO COME Y SE COMIENZA A AGRANDAR NUEVAMENTE)

SEXTA ESCENA: ALICIA CRECE NUEVAMENTE Y VA EN BUSCA DE LA REINA BLANCA

ALICE: I’M TALL AGAIN….. THIS IS MY REAL SIZE.

Am tol egein ….. this is may rial saiz

HATTER: ALICE GO WITH THE WHITE QUEEN AND SHE CAN HELP YOU.
Alis gou uit de wait quin and tolk uit jer…………. Shi can jelp iu.
ALICE: AND WHERE I CAN FIND HERE?
And where ai can faind der?

HATTER: EASY, FOLLOW THE CAT, HE KNOWS WHERE THE QUEEN LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!
Isi, folow de cat, shi nows uer de quin liv.

HARE: TAKE CARE ALICE…...

Teiker alis……….
MOUSE: GOOD BYE!!!!!!!!! SEE YOU LATER.
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 Gud bai!!!!!!!!!! Si iu later
ABSOLEM: ALICE THE LAST DAY IS COMING SOON…….
Alis de last dei is coming sun.
( Y ELLA SE VA TRAS EL GATO EN BUSCA DE LA REINA BLANCA)

CHESHIRE CAT: LOOK HERE IS THE WHITE CASTLE. (HACE REVERENCIA Y SALUDA A LA REINA BLANCA)
HELLO YOUR MAJESTY. Luk hiar is the wait casol. Jelou iur mayesti.

WHITE QUEEN: HI! MY LOVELY CAT….

JAI MAY LOBLI CAT

WHITE QUEEN: COME WITH ME, LITTLE GIRL (Y SE VAN CAMINANDO MIENTRAS LE CUENTA LA HISTORIA)
com with mi, lirol ger
MANY YEARS AGO WHEN MY FATHER DIED, I TOOK HIS PLACE IN THE THRONE.
Meni yiars ego when mai fader daid, I took his pleis in the thron

ALICE: AND THE RED QUEEN STOLE IT, RIGHT?

And de red kuin stol it, raigth?

WHITE QUEEN: YES….. BUT YOU CAN SAVE US IF YOU FIGHT AND DESTROY THE JAVERWOCKY.
BAT IU CAN SEIVAS IF IU FAIGHT AND DISTROI DE YAVERWOKI

ALICE: AND WHAT I HAVE TO DO?

And what ai have to do?
WHITE QUEEN: FIRST YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE RED QUEEN CASTLE AND FIND THERE THE VORPIC
SWORD.
Ferst iu jav tu go with the red kuin castle

ALICE: AND WHAT CAN I DO WITH IT?

AND WHAT CAN AI DO WITH IT?
WHITE QUEEN: WITH THE VORPIC SWORD YOU CAN DESTROY THE JAVERWOCKY.
WITH DE VORPIC SWORD IU CAN DISTROI DE YAVERWOKI

ALICE: OK I WILL TRY TO DO.

OK AI WILL TRAI TO DO.

CHESHIRE CAT: LET’S GO ALICE…. THE RED QUEEN IS WAITING FOR YOU. ( Y ALICIA LA SIGUE RUMBO AL
CASTILLO DE LA REINA ROJA) lets gou alis..... De red quin is weiting for iu

( Y SE VAN AL CASTILLO DE LA REINA ROJA)

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