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Bonus Dirty talk routines

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Below are two dirty talk routines you can use in the club. In one, you describe how to get her out of her
head and eventually make her cum. The second is future projecting more directly what you would do to
her.

Having a disqualifier while you are dirty talk also takes the pressure off.

“If all these people weren’t here I would…”

“I will definitely not…”
“When we get back to my place, make sure we don’t…”
“The last thing we will do is…”

It is less likely to trigger her Anti-Slut Defense and objections because you have stated it won’t happen.
Even if she does object, you respond, “I said we wouldn’t be doing this, don’t get any ideas.” Although
you are disqualifying on a verbal level, it still has the same effect of arousing her. Adding a disqualifier
such as; “If all these people weren’t here I would… “ also adds an element of taboo and excitement that
will further enhance her arousal.

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Out of Your Mind Routine

Guy: For sex to be really good a girl has to be entirely out of her head. If she is
overthinking like what she looks like, if she shaved, what the guy thinks of her, or if
she is being judged, then she won’t be able to focus on the pleasure. This is usually
why girls can’t have multiple orgasms or cum at all!

This suggests you have the secret to multiple orgasms.

Guy: “I need a girl to be able to relax and get out of her head completely. If she’s
not ready to then I don’t want to have sex, we can still hang out, but I just don’t
want sex if it’s not going to be amazing for both of us.

By saying you need her to relax it lets her know you won’t push for sex. She feel can comfortable knowing
it will only happen if you both really want it.

Guy: For example, with you, I know you might be in your head a little. If we were
going to have sex, I would massage you for about 30 minutes first. I would lay you
down, put a blindfold on you, play music and then give you my booty massage. It’s
not a regular massage like a deep tissue massage or anything. It’s completely
sensual and designed to get you to relax, get out of your mind, and enter
your body. I use coconut oil and slowly rub it across your body. After thirty minutes
if you are unable to relax then we stop.

Guy: “But, if you manage to enter the pleasure state, I will begin to tease your
body. I will slowly kiss up your thighs, getting closer to your pussy. I wait until you
start moving your hips closer to my lips, begging for me to lick you. I will then go
down on you and only after you cum a few times, and are almost begging for me,
then we will have sex. But not until then…

This routine slightly disqualifies sex while also explains exactly how it might go down. Knowing exactly
what to expect allows the girl to feel secure and safe in going home with you.

Future Projection Routine

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Guy: If it weren’t all these people here, I would throw you up against that wall, and
do you know what I would do next?

Girl: “What?”

Guy: “I would slide your dress up and slowly slide my fingers into your wet pussy.”

Girl: “Oh yeah?”

Guy: “You would be trying to hold your moans in as I grab your hair and bend you
over with that perfect ass pressing against me.”

Guy: “I would take my hard cock and slide it inside of you as you feel every inch of
me.”

You get the idea, use your imagination. It’s essential not to rely on the script and instead be in the
moment with her and explain exactly what you would want to do with her, and let her reciprocate.

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