This document contains a collection of quotes and anecdotes about relationships and marriage. It begins by introducing Lauren and framing her as the bride being celebrated. It then shares several jokes and one-liners related to marriage, relationships between husbands and wives, and dating. It concludes by telling a brief story about Lauren, Derek and friends deciding to meet up one night after Lauren changed her mind about staying in, and Derek having a bad blind date.
This document contains a collection of quotes and anecdotes about relationships and marriage. It begins by introducing Lauren and framing her as the bride being celebrated. It then shares several jokes and one-liners related to marriage, relationships between husbands and wives, and dating. It concludes by telling a brief story about Lauren, Derek and friends deciding to meet up one night after Lauren changed her mind about staying in, and Derek having a bad blind date.
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This document contains a collection of quotes and anecdotes about relationships and marriage. It begins by introducing Lauren and framing her as the bride being celebrated. It then shares several jokes and one-liners related to marriage, relationships between husbands and wives, and dating. It concludes by telling a brief story about Lauren, Derek and friends deciding to meet up one night after Lauren changed her mind about staying in, and Derek having a bad blind date.
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describes it as; a proIoundly tender, passionate aIIection Ior another. Shakespeare said, 'Love comIorteth like sunshine aIter rain. And my Iavourite author Dr Seuss says 'when you are in love you can`t Iall asleep because reality is better then your dreams Now speaking oI dreams I`d like to bring the person who has been dreaming oI this day Ior along time...our bride...Lauren. S: So I work with a married couple...I happened to be passing by his desk yesterday and said 'what`s up?...and He says 'i`m just waiting Ior my vacation!...His wiIe happens to hear us and shouts 'So I`m I...cause when he goes way I get a vacation Irom him! Hey Guys, remember this line, it could come in handy.... "How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?" ne weekend Iour married guys went golIing. During the 4th hole, the Iollowing conversation took place. First Guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golIing this weekend. I had to promise my wiIe that I will paint every room in the house next weekend." Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wiIe that I will build her a new deck Ior the pool." Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wiIe that I will remodel the kitchen Ior her." They continue to play the hole when they realized that the Iourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golIing this weekend. What's the deal?" Fourth Guy: "I just set my alarm Ior 5:30 am. When it went oII, I shut oII my alarm, gave the wiIe a nudge and said, 'GolI course or intercourse?' She said, 'Don't Iorget your sweater.'" ne day a man posted an ad on Craig`s List; all it read was: "WiIe wanted". Next day he received hundreds oI emails. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." A wiIe, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?"
"I would love to," replied the husband, "but I don't know her well enough." A husband and wiIe are in bed watching "Who Wants to be a Millionaire." The husband asks Ior sex. The wiIe says, "No." Her husband asks, "Is that your Iinal answer?" She responds, "Yes." He says, Then, I'd like to phone a Iriend." The Iive essential words Ior a good marriage: 'I`m sorry' and 'Yes, you`re right.' At a party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong Iinger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man." Love is like wetting yourselI...veryone can see it but only you can Ieel its warmth. Marriage teaches you may things loyalty, patience, understanding, perseverance and a lot oI other things you wouldn`t need iI you`d stayed single. To love someone deeply gives you strength but to be loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
The Story oI Derek & Lauren It was a Friday night and evin & I were on our way to the pub to grab a bit to eat...when I should call up Lauren; see iI she wants to hangout. Now Lauren being the 'Party Animal that she is turned me down said she had plans already. Yep it was 6:30 on a Friday night and she was dressed in her P`s and heading to bed. I don`t think we were at the pub more than 10mins when my phone rang...it was Lauren. 'I`ll be ready when you get here she says. So I paick her up...and well the 3 oI us are there having a great time and decide to go pool some pool. This also was around the time that we decided to call Derek to Iind out how his 'Blind Date was going...he said he`d meet us at the pool hall... I wouldn`t get into the details about his date but let`s just say it didn`t go well.