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SUPER DUPER KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES FOR KIDS

Copyright © 2014 by Bob Phillips
Published by Harvest House Publishers
Eugene, Oregon 97402
www.harvesthousepublishers.com
ISBN 978-0-7369-5863-9 (pbk.)
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 Contents

1. All That Knocking Is Giving Me a Headache!. . . . . 4

2. Can Someone Get the Door?. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 9
3. Cashew See I’m Freezing Out Here? . . . . . . . . . . . . 14
4. Do You Have a Sore Hand Yet?. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 19
5. Don’t Kick the Door In! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 24
6. Go Away! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 29
7. Have Some Patience!. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 34
8. I Can’t Stand the Knocking! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 39
9. If   You Keep Knocking, I’ll Call the Police! . . . . . . . 44
10. I’m Coming—Just Kidding! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 49
11. I’m Not Home!. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 54
12. Just a Second! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 59
13. Knock on Somebody Else’s Door!. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 64
14. Knock Yourself Silly!. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 69
15. Major Open the Door, Didn’t I! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 74
16. No More Silly Visitors! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 79
17. Open Up, or I’ll Huff and Puff
   and Blow Your House Down!. . . . . . . . . . . . . 84
18. Stop All the Pounding! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 89
19. That’s a Striking Noise! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 94
20. The More You Knock,
   the Less I Want to Answer! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 99
21. Three More Strikes, and You’re Out! . . . . . . . . . . . . 104
22. Use the Doorbell! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 109

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All That Knocking Is Giving

Me a Headache!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ants are.
Ants are who?
Ants are the door please.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Billows.
Billows who?
Billows are something I put on my bed.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cat.
Cat who?
Cat play with you right now. I have to mow the lawn.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Daryl.
Daryl who?
Daryl never be anyone as crazy as you.

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 All That Knocking Is Giving Me a Headache!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eclipse.
Eclipse who?
Eclipse my toenails.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Feline.
Feline who?
Feline good after I got an A on the test.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gnome.
Gnome who?
Gnome sweet gnome.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hugh.
Hugh who?
Hugh da man!

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 Super Duper Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
India.
India who?
India pendant thinking.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juan.
Juan who?
Juan day my prince will come.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kareem.
Kareem who?
Kareem of wheat is good to eat.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lecture.
Lecture who?
Lecture go inside first.

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 All That Knocking Is Giving Me a Headache!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mara.
Mara who?
Mara, Mara on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Neil.
Neil who?
Neil down before the king!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Omelet and butter.
Omelet and butter who?
Omelet smarter than you, so you butter open the door.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you lose too much weight.

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 Super Duper Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quark, quark, quark!
Quark, quark, quark who?
Are you a duck?

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Red.
Red who?
Reddy Teddy!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and open the door.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tara.
Tara who?
Tara-ra Boom-de-ay!

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