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Between Laughter
and Satire
Aspects of the Historical Study of Humour
Conal Condren
Between Laughter and Satire
Conal Condren
Between Laughter
and Satire
Aspects of the Historical Study of Humour
Conal Condren
University of New South Wales
Sydney, NSW, Australia
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M.R.
Acknowledgements
As substantial parts of this work have been developed from previous essays,
I am happy to express my appreciation to the editors and publishers.
Jessica Milner Davis encouraged me to develop my chapter in Satire and
Politics (Palgrave, 2017). Daniel Derrin and Hannah Burrows allowed me
to extend and reorganize my contribution to The Palgrave Handbook of
Humour, History, and Methodology (2021). In both cases I am also grateful
to the publishers, Palgrave Macmillan. A shorter version of the third essay
was originally an invited contribution to Humor: International Journal of
Humor Research (2012). My thanks to the copyright holders Mouton de
Gruyter for permission (excluding open access) to use this, and to Sophie
Schmale for expediting matters. In each case the arguments have been
amended, corrected and expanded and the evidence to support them
increased. Each is now the basis of two chapters.
Additional thanks are due to Jessica Milner Davis, who has long been a
source of kindness and critical consideration; Daniel Derrin provided con-
structive engagement with my ideas; Mark Rolfe is always helpful and
informed, as is Margaret Rose; Richard Fisher has given expert advice on
the bewildering changes in the publishing industry; he and Massih Zekavat
have helped me negotiate them. Delia Chiaro (University of Bologna)
directed me without fuss to reading I should have known, as have Indira
Ghose (University of Fribourg) and Kerry Mullen (RMIT). Mon-Han
Tsai (Chiba University) and Ron Stewart (Daito Bunka University) have
helped with all matters touching Japan and China. Their knowledge has
given me an undeserved garnish of learning. Caroline Cousins commented
on an early draft, and without Ryan Walter (University of Queensland) I
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viii ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
might not have got this far. Suzanne Foster (archivist, Winchester College)
speedily answered questions, as did Andrew Riley (Thatcher Papers archi-
vist) at Churchill College, always willing to go beyond the calls of duty.
Andrew, Allen Packwood, Director of the Churchill Archives Centre,
Mark Goldie and Piers Brendon are all Churchill College friends from
whom I always learn. This too must be said of my business partners
Damian Grace and Roger Coombs.
Thanks are due also to the Institute of Advanced Studies in the
Humanities, University of Queensland (alas now abolished) for research
travel support. Lina Aboujieb has been a most supportive editor, and the
anonymous reviewers she chose did me the honour of reading the manu-
script with care and critical acumen. As I was not able to take up all their
suggestions for improvement, I hope they think it was still worth all the
effort. Saving the best for last, my wife Averil constructed yet another index.
Contents
1 Introduction 1
7 Definition
by Adjacent Terms, Genre and Satiric
Definition131
ix
x Contents
10 Conclusion201
Bibliography209
Index233
CHAPTER 1
Introduction
I
This work examines closely related topics to which I was initially attracted
by the challenges of understanding humour in history. The very designa-
tion of something as humorous is still apt to marginalize it. Occupying a
place towards the edges of the academic world, the study of humour can be
of secondary interest even to those who pay it due attention. By the same
token, the historical study of humour has hardly been central to humour
studies, dominated as it has been by research in psychology, linguistics and
sociology. There have been some notable historical studies, to be sure, but
for the most part what has passed for history has been a matter of instru-
mental, even glib genealogy, or the retrospective application of the domi-
nant theories established by psychology and linguistics. The purpose here
is to go further in rectifying an imbalance, not by writing a history of
humour, or humour studies, but by exploring the potential, the problems
and implications of a more thorough historical approach to humour. To do
so is to cast doubt on a good deal that has been taken for granted, not least
by disengaging notions of humour, satire, comedy and laughter that are
too often tumbled together unreflectively—a curious situation given
humour’s recognized potential for encouraging reflexivity. Principally, the
four essays that follow constitute a ground-clearing exercise, the last being
a detailed case study of humour in contemporary history.
Those who work on humour are usually acutely aware that it can be a
means of exploring matters of wider interest. Even the arcane and arid
regions of social science methodology might be grist to humour’s mill.1
And so it is in what follows: from the exemplification of academic myth-
making, and philosophical problems of historiographical inference and
intentionality, to the variable nature and limits of definition, the relation-
ship between political theory and practice and the character of political
argument. One purpose, then, is to illustrate how humour can become a
valuable trace through complex issues that are frequently simplified by
ignoring it. The concomitant risk is that those principally interested in
humour will think that I have strayed too far into alien territories, while
those at home on such terrains will think I have not trodden far enough.
Balance arising from compromised assiduity is always precarious for the
interstitial essayist, and it is particularly so in using satire to explore
definition.
Arising from the mid-1970s, the academic study of humour also pro-
vides a sub-theme, for it is an easily neglected context for what is often said
of humour past and present.2 Indeed, I suggest that the misrepresentation
of the history of humour theory illustrates familiar processes in the politics
of institutionalization. That is, humour theory putatively dating back to
antiquity is analogous to the lineal imagination that created the history of
political thought and of international relations, so garnishing nascent dis-
ciplines with suitably impressive pedigrees. An additional aspect of estab-
lishing an academic presence concerns the often necessary but sometimes
distorting divisions of labour in university aggregations of activity. We
usually call them disciplines, although some are not. The understanding of
satire has not conspicuously been aided by being regarded conventionally
as a literary phenomenon, let alone a genre and therefore the responsibil-
ity of departments of literature, concomitantly to be shunned in political
science, sociology and philosophy. This is certainly less the case than it
used to be, and as I hope to show by example, some interdisciplinarity is a
helpful supplement to overspecialized diets.
Humour studies is necessarily interdisciplinary. How the subject matter
of humour is studied varies considerably, and so that other crucial mark of
an academic identity, a specialized argot, has not been established.
Approaches to humour can be so different that they have little in
1
Lockyer and Weaver, ‘On the Importance of the Dynamics of Humour’, 1–13.
2
Attardo, Encyclopedia, xxxi; Chapman and Foot, It’s a Funny Thing.
4 C. CONDREN
I
Discussions of laughter echo from antiquity, and are now widely taken as
encompassing humour. Certainly, the relationship between the two is for-
mally recognized to be asymmetrical. As Alexandre Mitchell briskly states,
humour is an intellectual construct, laughter a physiological response.1
Nevertheless, the differences are often blurred with the collocation laugh-
ter and humour almost suggesting a single topic. Alfred L’Estrange set a
precedent in the late nineteenth century, and more recently G.B. Milner
encapsulated the conventional slippage in his coinage homo ridens: a sense
of humour revealed in laughter helps define homo sapiens.2 Similarly, a
large-scale history of humour can be written by attention to whatever
makes us laugh or smile—another questionable collocation.3 Laughter
1
Mitchell, Greek Vase-Painting, 8; see also Preston, Essay on Ridicule, 70–1, 77–9; Glenn,
Laugher in Interaction; Provine, Laughter: A Scientific Investigation; Parvulescu, Laughter:
Notes on a Passion; Leffcourt, Humor The Psychology of Living, 23; Morreall, Taking Laughter
Seriously, 1–3; Eagleton, Humour, 1–3; Nel, ‘He Who Laughs Last’, 1–2; Rosen, ‘Laughter’,
455–6; Attardo, Linguistic Theories, 10–13; Trouvain and Truong, ‘Laughter’, 340; Ruch,
‘Psychology of Humor’, 23.
2
L’Estrange, History of Humour, 1–22; Milner, ‘Towards a Semiotic Theory of Humor
and Laughter’, 1–30.
3
Bremmer and Roodenberg, A Cultural History of Humour, 1; Trouvain and Truong,
‘Laughter’, 341.
and smiles, as L’Estrange wrote, are the signs of humour.4 The psycholo-
gist D.E. Berlyne distinguishes between the laughter of relief, agreement,
comprehension, triumph, embarrassment and scorn, yet does so in the
context of treating laughter and humour as much the same.5 Apparently in
societies lacking a word for humour, laughter can still be a ‘key’ to it.
Couched in Austinian terms, laughter becomes humour’s perlocutionary
effect.6 Or, the word humour can simply replace laughter, presumably in
the interests of stylistic variety.7 In numerous ways, laughter becomes tes-
timony to humour’s universality. It springs, like Minerva, fully armed from
the brain, a taste for it being ‘fixed to the very nature of man’.8
Affirmations of the universality of humour have amounted almost to an
article of faith in anglophone humour studies, thus Humor: International
Journal of Humor Research simply announces in its scoping statement that
‘humor is an important and universal human faculty’. Such a relentlessly
repeated claim can cover a multitude of sins (Chap. 3), but at least
humour’s being tied to laughter narrows the field to what is ubiquitous
and commonly recognizable. In being promoted as the seventh sense or a
faculty, humour has been made as natural as laughter. It has even been said
to be genetically encoded.9 Yet, as Daniel Derrin has recently remarked,
such beliefs are increasingly vulnerable to historiographical scepticism.10
Indeed, it is the historical plausibility of this broad species of proposition
about laughter and humour’s universality that I wish to examine in these
first two chapters.
A sense of humour entails self-awareness. That is, we can do or say
things that are found amusing, but only apparent self-understanding enti-
tles someone to conclude that we have a sense of humour. The antics of
4
L’Estrange, History of Humour, 1, 14–15; see also Holland, Psychology of Humor, 15–17;
for more caution Ruch, ‘Psychology of Humor’, 21–3.
5
Berlyne, Conflict, 256–9; see also Holland, Psychology of Humor, 16–18, collapsing both
laughter and humour into the comic.
6
Morreall, ‘The Philosophy of Humour’, in Attardo, ed. Encyclopedia, 2, 266; see also
‘The Philosophy of Humor’, in Zalta ed., The Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy; Attardo,
Linguistic Theories, 12–13; Carrell, ‘Historical Views of Humor’, 302, 305.
7
For example, Gruner, The Game of Humour; Billig, Laughter and Ridicule; Pollio, ‘Notes
towards a Field Theory of Humor’, 1, 213–30.
8
L’Estrange, History of Humour, 1, 6; also Guidi, ‘Humor Universals’, 18; Swift,
Intelligencer, 3 (1728), Works, 8, 232.
9
Forabosco, Il settimo senso; Attardo, Linguistics of Humor, 300; for more caution, Ruch,
‘Psychology of Humor’, 77–9.
10
Derrin, ‘Introduction’, 11.
2 LAUGHTER AND THE FORMATION OF A CONCEPT OF HUMOUR 9
11
Gamble, ‘Humor in Apes’, 163–79; McGhee, ‘Chimpanzee and Gorilla Humor’,
408–49; Ruch, ‘Psychology of Humor’, 78.
12
Gifford, ‘Humour and the French Mind’, 534–548, for a specific discussion; cf. Ruch,
‘Forward and Overview’, 3–14; on humour’s importance for conceptual reflexivity, Lockyer
and Weaver, ‘On the Importance of the Dynamics of Humour’, 7–11.
13
Swift, Intelligencer, 231; see also, for example, Chao and Westbrook, ‘Introduction’, 3,
who, starting with a not unreasonably broad notion of humour, write as if it were shared
by others.
14
Aristotle, Parts of Animals, 673a 8–10; Andreoni and Magelhaes, ‘Humor, Laughter
and Rhetoric in the Corporate Environment’, n.p. [2]; Malecka, ‘Humor in the Perspectives
of Logos’, 1, 495–506, 503–5; Grossman, ‘Jokes in Psychotherapy’, 148, although without
specific reference to Aristotle; Darwin apparently identified laughter among chimpanzees;
see Martin, The Psychology of Humor, 3; Billig, Laughter and Ridicule, 180–1.
10 C. CONDREN
15
Gruner, The Game of Humor, 124; Ghose, Shakespeare and Laughter, 1.
16
Halliwell, ‘The Uses of Laughter in Greek Culture’, 279–96; Lombardini, ‘Aristotle on
the Political Virtue of Humor’, 203–30, reconstructing Aristotle’s arguments as
about humour.
17
L’Estrange, History of Humour, 1, 28; Homer, Odyssey, Bk 20, l. 8; Bk 18, l. 35.
18
Rosen, ‘Laughter’, 460, 465, 466, 467; Halliwell, ‘The Uses of Laughter in Greek
Culture’, 283, just after warning against the importation of modern categories into antiq-
uity; Jazdzewska, ‘Laughter in Plato’s and Xenophon’s Symposia’, 198 for a sense of humour.
2 LAUGHTER AND THE FORMATION OF A CONCEPT OF HUMOUR 11
humour into the picture when laughter is discussed. Any assumption that
comedy must be an expression of humour has the same effect. Plato’s
critique of laughter and comedy are massaged into modern shape simply
by calling them theories of humour.19 Such peremptory reformulations
might be necessary if Plato’s arguments were otherwise unintelligible, but
they are not, and so it is worth outlining something of his treatment of
laughter without reprocessing it through a later notion of humour.
Laughter features significantly in Phaedo, the early dialogue between
Socrates and his friends in his cell on the occasion of his execution in
399 bce.20 It is also prominent as mockery and self-mockery in the early
Hippias Major in which the question of the beautiful is discussed in part
through fear of appearing ridiculous. Plato addressed laughter most exten-
sively, however, in his late dialogue Philebus, on pleasure. In this he pre-
sented a paradox of laughter: what appears pleasurable and (among
friends) can be harmless, or physically beneficial, is largely a symptom of
the disordered soul. It evidences a self-delusional and malicious sense of
superiority and of passion over reason. To display such disorder on the
stage is to give politically resonant force to the claims to wisdom voiced by
poets and rhetors. True pleasure, he held, is thus not just experienced, it
is, like so much else, fully known only by philosophers. In some dialogues,
as Katarzyna Jazdzewska points out, it is laughter that Plato uses to signal
resistance to philosophical truth,21 though in the Theaetetus (174 c–b), he
briefly entertains the idea that philosophers are to be laughed at, sounding
like Lucian avant la lettre, but harking back to the heavy Socratic irony of
Hippias Major. Generally, Plato’s reliance on tropes such as irony and lito-
tes, associated with or designed to provoke laughter, are devices employed
in leading people towards rationality, a feature of many of his dialogues—
The Republic explicitly defends the practice. Only by the conversion of his
vocabulary into ours can he appear to trip over a contradiction, of using
humour though condemning it.
Similarly, Sir David Ross routinely replaced Aristotle’s γελαω (laughter)
in the Nicomachean Ethics with humour, even adding a sense of humour
19
Shelley, ‘Plato on the Psychology of Humor’, 351–67; cf. Naas, ‘Plato and the Spectacle
of Laughter’, 13–24; Morreall, ‘Humor and Philosophy’, on Plato’s critique of humour
actually going beyond Aristotle’s objections to it, 306; Carroll, Humour, 7; Chao and
Westbrook, ‘Introduction’, 1, 10–11.
20
Jazdzewska, ‘Laughter in Plato’s and Xenophon’s Symposia’, 201.
21
Plato, Philebus, 48–50; Jazdzewska, ‘Laughter in Plato’s and Xenophon’s
Symposia’, 191–2.
12 C. CONDREN
22
Aristotle, Ethica Nicomachea, trans. Ross, 1128a–1128b; most recently, see also
Eagleton, Humour, 80, 94; Chao and Westbrook, ‘Introduction’, quoting Aristotle as refer-
ring to ‘humour’, 10–11, rely on the translation of Roger Crisp (Cambridge University
Press, 2000); cf. the Rackham translation that manages perfectly well without humour.
23
Carrell, ‘Historical Views of Humor’, also quotes him as discussing satire, 306.
24
Aristotle, Rhetoric, 1419b–1420.
25
Dante’s Commedia is a comedy because it is a narrative of redemption; on George
Farquhar’s almost humourless conception of comedy, see sect. III.
26
Raskin, Semantic Mechanisms, 40; Attardo, Linguistic Theories, 46–9, recognizing them
to be modern.
2 LAUGHTER AND THE FORMATION OF A CONCEPT OF HUMOUR 13
are explicit in Plato and Aristotle, so modern scholars might learn to com-
bine them as flexibly as they did.27
Each theory has also been given a later, though not necessarily more
plausible, founding father. Like Greek, Latin had no direct word for the
modern humour, but had a vocabulary with affinities to what in English is
now subsumed by that portmanteau term. Umor referred to dampness
and moisture, but as in Greek, the crucial notion, usually with the same
associations of hostility, was risus (laughter). In its ambit are found facetia
(jest or wit), hilaritas (cheerfulness or merriment) and sometimes the
Greek loan words, comedia and ironia. This gathering of terms has proved
encouragement enough to treat risus as an expression of humour. Yet both
Cicero and Quintilian need creative paraphrase or modernizing translation
for them to be accommodated to any theory of humour, for each remained
tied to Platonic and Aristotelian concerns, explicating the use and misuse
of laughter in persuasion or dramatic performance. Each assumed it to
have an aggressive function requiring justification and decorum or urbani-
tas in its stimulation, and aware that its provocation involved some devia-
tion from the expected. Latin terms such as hilaritas and facetia were used
by them almost incidentally.28 Thus the awkwardness of Attardo’s asser-
tion that Quintilian provides the first coherent treatise of humour, though
it was not actually about humour. Even for this ambiguous accolade
Quintilian’s discussion of risus has first to be rendered ‘humor’.29 Later
commentators on Aristotle’s Poetics such as Giangiorgio Trissino, whom
Attardo helpfully cites and quotes, exhibit no more than intimations of
what we call humour in dealing with laughter, its causes and the comedic
stage.30 To translate them as referring to humour is to create a theoretical
focus of attention from something close to thin air. It also sits ill with
Attardo’s acceptance that laughter and humour are actually distinct.
27
Attardo, Linguistic Theories of Humour, 19–25; Billig, Laughter and Ridicule, 5, for the
three great theories of humour: superiority, incongruity and release; Morreall ed., The
Philosophy of Laughter and Humor; Taking Humor Seriously, sets them out in chronological
order; Perks, ‘Ancient Roots of Humor Theory’, 119–32; see also Chao and Westbrook,
‘Introduction’, 1.
28
Cicero, De oratore, Bk 2, sect. 58, 235–7; Quintilian, Institutia oratia, Bk 6, chap. 3;
Perks, ‘Ancient Roots of Humour Theory’, for persistent paraphrases importing humour
into the texts.
29
Attardo, Linguistic Theories, 29–30; Linguistics of Humor, 19; Waisanen, ‘A Funny
Thing Happened’, 29–52, is not so reflective.
30
Trissino, Le Sei divisione della poetica, Sesta, 126–7.
14 C. CONDREN
II
Presupposing the universality of humour is, then, a condition for falsifying
the record, and requires bypassing more than two millennia of reflection
that treated the complexities of laughter differently. There were three
principal strands to this, but I need to concentrate on outlining the first.
This concerns the denigration constitutive of ‘superiority theory’, some-
times styled aggression, hostility or disparagement theory. It roughly cor-
responds to Berlyne’s laughter of triumph and scorn, and is what I shall
call rhetorical laughter, for although it extended beyond accounts of per-
suasion it is in rhetorical theory that it is most discussed, and in political
and religious rhetoric that it is persistently evidenced. Expressed at its sim-
plest, such laughter helped unify an audience with the speaker by subject-
ing others to ridicule, isolating victims as a means to some persuasive or
socially consolidating end, and in cultures like that of ancient Greece
exhibiting acute sensitivity to shame, laughter was a powerful weapon of
control or exclusion. As I have noted, much of its vocabulary was decid-
edly negative.31 Consequently, laughter might indicate argumentative suc-
cess, but for centuries it was regarded with ambivalence or outright
hostility. It would come to be associated with sin, folly, licentiousness and
devilry.32
This ethos of denigration was effectively personified in Democritus and
(especially as elaborated by Lucian) Demonax, the laughing philoso-
phers—brutal and unsympathetic castigators of human folly.33 Heraclitus,
31
Halliwell, ‘The Uses of Laughter in Greek Culture’, 286–9; Zekavat, Satire, Humour,
for a survey of the issues of identity formation.
32
See for example, Quintilian, Institutio, Bk 6, chap. 3, 7; Ghose, Shakespeare and
Laughter, 1, 27–8.
33
Curtis, ‘From Sir Thomas More to Robert Burton’, 93, 90–112.
2 LAUGHTER AND THE FORMATION OF A CONCEPT OF HUMOUR 15
34
Montaigne, ‘Of Democritus and Heraclitus’, Essays, 221; the French specifically refers to
mocking here, not laughing, but the context makes clear that laughter is mockery.
35
Browne, Religio medici, 164.
36
Rosen, ‘Laughter’, 458; Jazdzewska, ‘Laughter in Plato’s and Xenophon’s Symposia’,
187; Aristotle, Ethica Nichomachaea, 1128a10–1128b10; Cicero, De oratore, Bk 2, sect. 58,
237–8; Parvulescu, Laughter, 29–57, following Norbert Elias; Billig, Laughter and Ridicule,
189–94; Halliwell, ‘The Uses of Laughter in Greek Culture’, 283–5.
37
The depiction of risible satyrs constitutes a large part of what Mitchell discusses as vase-
painting humour: Greek Vase-Painting; see also Naas, ‘Plato and the Spectacle of Laughter’,
at length; Halliwell, ‘The Uses of Laughter in Greek Culture’, 285, 290–1.
38
Jazdzewska, ‘Laughter in Plato’s and Xenophon’s Symposia’, 187–207, contrasting Plato
and Xenophon in their attitudes to laughter.
39
Plutarch (46–119 ce?), Parallel Lives, Lycurgus, sect. 12, 237–41; Rosen, ‘Laughter’,
for the uncertain restraint of the symposium.
16 C. CONDREN
40
Παιδια and its cognate forms were much associated with the young and their education.
To translate playful laughter as a play frame for humour is thus suggestive but a little forced.
41
Jazdzewska, ‘Plutarch’s Convivium’, 75, 79.
42
Browne, Religio medici, 193.
43
Puttenham, The Arte of English Poesie (1589), 291; the Emperor may not have formally
converted; Samuel Butler, quoted in Farley Hills, The Benevolence of Laughter, 8.
44
Basu, ‘Levelling Laughter’, 95–113.
45
The recently attributed terracotta sculpture ca. 1465 is in the Victoria and Albert
Museum, London; Nel, ‘He Who Laughs Last’, 4–6, on the contrast between the Synoptic
Gospels and Gnostic texts.
46
For a discussion of the differences, Parvulescu, Laughter, 23–5; Pollio, ‘Notes towards a
Field Theory’, 222; Trouvain and Truong, ‘Laughter’, 341; Attardo, Linguistics of Humor,
raises a passing doubt about the relationship, but regards it as beyond the scope of a study of
humour (17–18).
2 LAUGHTER AND THE FORMATION OF A CONCEPT OF HUMOUR 17
some laugh ‘like parrots at a bag-piper’ others of ‘vinegar aspect’ will ‘not
show their teeth in way of a smile’, no matter how laughable a jest may be
(act 1, sc.1). Explicitly, and sharing persistent attitudes linking laughter to
vulgarity, Lord Chesterfield (1694–1763) asserted that smiling evidenced
love, laughter disdain. It was ‘illiberal and ill-bred’. A gentleman never
laughed, for ‘it is the characteristic of folly’ fit for the mob.47
Certainly, amusements stimulating smiling and delight were com-
mended from antiquity onwards. A reader, as Thomas Wilson argued, is
rapidly wearied if not delighted.48 Again, however, laughter was apt to
provide a negative contrast. For Sir Philip Sidney, it was close to being a
contrary: ‘Delight hath joy in it’, laughter was only ‘scornful tickling’,
often cruel, unfitting and sometimes painful; rarely do we hear of ‘delight-
ful laughter’.49 Its associations with joy and simple merriment, central to
what we have come to call humour are, then, the exception, not the norm.
To be sure, Shakespeare has Titania in A Midsummer Night’s Dream
remember joyous laughter at sails billowed by the wanton wind (act 2, sc.
1). To illustrate his unaffected nature, Don John says in Much Ado about
Nothing (act 2, sc. 1) that he laughs when he is merry, but such associa-
tions are rare and Don John is a villain, made merry by villainy.
Shakespeare’s Falstaff, for example, is now largely carried on wafts of
benign laughter. Since the early twentieth century he has been depicted as
‘simply and naturally unmoral’, an English Bacchus of ‘broad rollicking
humour’, of blissful rejoicing humour celebrating freedom.50 It is a view
familiar from stage and scholarship alike.51 Certainly he carries traces of a
festive fool voicing a comic inversion of important themes, but innocent
good humour is a long way from Shakespeare’s hulk of riot and iniquity.52
It is unlikely that Shakespeare would have expected much sympathy for
47
Quentin Skinner has thoroughly explored this theme; see for example, ‘Why Laughing
Mattered in the Renaissance’, 418–47; ‘Hobbes and the Classical Theory of Laughter’,
114–76, on Lord Chesterfield, 150, 174; see also Buckley, The Morality of Laughter, 54,
quoting Chesterfield (letter dated 9 March 1748) at length; Chesterfield, Letters, 4, 1,
cxii, p. 303.
48
Thomas Wilson (1525–81), The Art of Rhetoric, cited in Mack, Elizabethan Rhetoric, 84.
49
Sidney (1554–86), An Apology for Poetry (1595), 47–8.
50
Mabie, Shakespeare, 237–8; Andrew Bradley, The Rejection of Falstaff (1902) discussed
by Dover Wilson, Fortunes of Falstaff, 10–14.
51
Rackin, Stages of History, 38–42; Tave, The Amiable Humorist, for more detail; cf.
Cazamian, Development of English Humour, 41.
52
Dover Wilson, The Fortunes of Falstaff, 17–35; cf. Ghose, Shakespeare and Laughter,
149, 154–60; Derrin, ‘Comic Character’, 139–41, 146–7.
18 C. CONDREN
Falstaff when the fat man was rebuffed by young King Henry: ‘I know
thee not, old man. / Fall to thy prayers’ (Henry IV Pt 2, act 5, sc. 5); even
less that the icy rejection indicated any authorial ambivalence about the
new monarch.53 To have embraced Falstaff would have marked complicity
in corruption and incipient tyranny, as Shakespeare makes abundantly
clear.54 Corbyn Morris (1710–69), writing of wit and humour in the mid-
eighteenth century, understood the point well enough. Our pleasure in
Falstaff is distinct from Shakespeare’s character, for we can overlook the
moral turpitude essential to his creation.55 Only his gaiety, wrote Dr
Johnson, makes Falstaff’s malignant and contemptible licentiousness
acceptable on stage.56 The confusion of our enjoyment of a riotous figure
with historicity is aided by overlooking the altered resonances of laughter,
and this in turn blunts the dramatic point of Falstaff’s banishment. It
announces the emergence of heroic virtue from the dubious polarities of
Eastcheap and the court. The confusions involved in the domestication of
Falstaff were common from the late eighteenth century, and the trans-
formed figure became a vehicle for the valorization of benign humour and
benevolent laughter by the early nineteenth.57 Johnson’s sense of a miti-
gating mirth intimates what was to come. At the end we have Bradley’s
conversion of malignant licentiousness into the celebratory laughter of
liberty.
We might then, better turn to other sources of delight in search of
humour than to laughter that floated over time largely under a cloud. Yet
the fundamental rationale of denigration gave rhetorical laughter instru-
mental salience as a weapon in satire, political discourse and religious
polemic from antiquity onwards. So, vitriolic mirth and jests were casuisti-
cally justified in the apologia for the seven Marprelate tracts (1588–89) as
necessities in a war against the evils of episcopacy, and as part of a
53
Ghose, Shakespeare and Laughter, 154.
54
On hearing of Henry’s ascent to the crown (Henry IV 2, act 5. sc. 4), Falstaff behaves in
a quintessentially tyrannous way. He expects to be able to do as he pleases, and is happy to
steal horses to get more quickly to the king so that his own effective reign will start the
sooner. Rejoicing in cronyism, he is merry at the thought of revenge upon the Chief Justice,
whose courageous integrity Henry will reward, so demonstrating his own fitness for office.
The contrasts could hardly be more pointed (cf. also Cloten’s merriness at the thought of
revenge in Cymbeline).
55
Morris, An Essay, 25–7, 33–4.
56
Dover Wilson, Fortunes of Falstaff, 12.
57
Tave, Amiable Humorist, 118–37.
2 LAUGHTER AND THE FORMATION OF A CONCEPT OF HUMOUR 19
58
Ghose, Shakespeare and Laughter, 145–8; more generally, Murray, ‘Dissolving into
Laughter’, 27–47; Morton, ‘Laughter as Polemical Act’, 107–32.
59
William Walwyn (1649), quoted in Basu, ‘Levelling Laughter’, 112–13.
60
Pope, Epistle to Dr Arbuthnot, lines 35–6.
61
Preston, Essay on Ridicule, 70–1.
62
Kozintsev, The Mirror of Laughter, 80.
63
Kazantzidis and Tsoumpra, ‘Morbid Laughter’, 273–97; Jazdzewska, ‘Laughter in Plato
and Xenaphon’s Symposia’, 201.
64
Urquhart and Matteux, Works of F. Rabelais, 1, xxvii, cxxix-cxxxij; Williams, ‘Embodied
Laughter’, 298–308; Rayfield, ‘Rewriting Laughter’, 80–2.
20 C. CONDREN
65
Williams, ‘Embodied Laughter’, 305–6.
66
Anon., Laugh and be fat, 1700; the expression was in use throughout the century.
67
John Bulwer, Pathomyotomia, 104–26; Ghose, Shakespeare and Laughter, 52–6; Rayfield,
‘Rewriting Laughter’, 82–3.
68
Castelveltro, Poetica d’Aristotele, pt 2, pp. 34b–62.
69
Malcolm, Origins of English Nonsense, 118–20; Roud, The English Year, 237, 298–300;
Hole, English Custom, 30, 83.
70
Ghose, Shakespeare and Laughter, at length.
2 LAUGHTER AND THE FORMATION OF A CONCEPT OF HUMOUR 21
Nevertheless, as I shall outline below, the English stage was a crucible for
the formation of an initial conception of humour, forged of comedy and
laughter.
In the meantime, Geoffrey Chaucer can bring together these mingled
themes of laughter in the absence of a concept of humour. In the
Canterbury Tales (1387–1400) he creates a pilgrimage as a moving space
for moments of festive laughter intended to foster the physical and spiri-
tual well-being of being merry,71 but the laughter provoked is largely rhe-
torical, isolating fictive victims to be ridiculed. ‘The Miller’s Tale’, told by
a pilgrim in his cups, is the obvious case: it is a comedy in which an elderly
carpenter is cuckolded by his young wife, Alison, and her lover Nicholas,
and in which her surplus admirer Absolon is crudely humiliated. It is typi-
cal of what would later be seen as Chaucerian humour. But Chaucer’s
Reeve, who had been a carpenter, is unimpressed by the tale and calls it
‘ribaudye’, using the recent French loan word as an abstract noun to refer
to the ‘nice cas’ at which other ‘folk hadde laughen’.72 In revenge he pro-
vides more of the same in which the victim is a dishonest miller. Even
passing expressions, such as The Wife of Bath’s recollection of once being
as ‘joly as a pye’, seem to resonate with humour.73 Yet it is only later that
ribald would become an adjective qualifying the humour for which
Chaucer is now renowned, and words like jolly and merry become expres-
sions of it. In Middle English also, cheer might refer to any mood or coun-
tenance, with Chaucer, for example, referring variously to ‘angry’, ‘pitous’,
‘drery’ and ‘ful trouble cheere’.74 Only later with its cognates cheery and
cheerful would it become as firmly associated with humour as the jollity
of a pie.
Thus far, then, I have outlined the predominant attitudes to laughter
that were established and refined from antiquity in European society.
Sometimes tensile and discordant, sometimes harmonious, they lacked a
cohering concept of humour. To assimilate them to one, to make them
expressive of it is certainly question-begging, and at the least a remarkably
simplistic abridgment of complicated and often obscure patterns of cul-
tural practice. A fortiori, if humour is taken to be a positive phenomenon
71
Maddern, ‘It is full Merry in Heaven’”, 21–38, see Chap. 4.
72
Chaucer ‘Reeve’s Prologue’, Canterbury Tales, lines 3866, 3855, 55; ‘Introduction’ to
‘The Pardoner’s Tale’, line 324, 148.
73
Chaucer, Canterbury Tales, ‘Wife of Bath’s Prologue’, line 456, 80.
74
Chaucer, Canterbury Tales, ‘Summoner’s Tale’, line 2158, 98; ‘Clerk’s Tale’, line 141,
102; lines 514, 465, 106.
22 C. CONDREN
III
In an essay originally published in 1709, the Earl of Shaftsbury
(1671–1713) treated raillery as a kind of humour, yet did so with a casual-
ness suggesting that the usage was familiar.78 So too, his friend Joseph
Addison (1672–1719): humour is diverse and like wit difficult to define
being best understood through contrast; but regardless of its guise,
humour makes us laugh. He is careful, however, to differentiate a socially
acceptable true from a false humour. The distinction immediately modifies
any disapproval of laughter. True humour appears serious yet makes us
laugh, and false humour always laughs while those around are serious. He
cites Poet Laureate Thomas Shadwell (1642–92) who has ‘an empty Rake,
in one of his plays … surprised to hear one say that breaking of Windows
was not Humour’.79 The immediate issue is how and why this expanded
meaning of humour embracing some laughter might have come about,
and why the change appears to have originated in England.
75
Drever and Wallerstein, Dictionary of Psychology, 123; for a measured historical critique
of benign violation theory, Derrin ‘Comic Character’, 133–50.
76
Straight, The Rule of Rejoycing, 2, 24–5.
77
See, for example, Wickberg, The Senses of Humor, at length.
78
Ashley Cooper, Sensus communis, in Characteristicks, 1. sect. 1, 40–1.
79
Addison, The Spectator, 35, 10 April 1711, 128–31; this could be a reference to William
Wycherley’s The Plain Dealer (1676), act 5, sc. 2.
2 LAUGHTER AND THE FORMATION OF A CONCEPT OF HUMOUR 23
We are taken to the fate of humoral medical theory and what Louis
Cazamian called one of the most fascinating transformations in the history
of language.80 Familiar as this is, the chronology remains imprecise.
Theories of the bodily humours (blood, yellow and black bile and phlegm)
date from antiquity in Greek, Latin and Arabic works, and vernacular ref-
erence to the humours as giving rise to specific dispositions proved long-
standing. Chaucer was certainly familiar with some medical and humoral
theory. It informs The Book of the Duchess and in ‘The Knight’s Tale’, for
example, he casually refers to ‘humour malencolik’.81 By the sixteenth and
early seventeenth centuries the humours are made common currency in
popular books on herbal lore and medicine. They helped vulgarize the
more cautious use of humoral theory in professional medical texts in which
it was held that humoral balance provided only some of the explanatory
possibilities for any given disposition. Girolamo Cardano (1501–76) cal-
culated that there were thousands of explanatory variables. Sanctorius
Sanctorius (ca. 1600) (mis)calculated that there were some 80,084 equi-
probable combinations of explanatory potential.82
In the light of such conclusions, professional reliance on humoral the-
ory by the early modern era may have been less than vernacular references
to the humours might suggest. Nevertheless, in the popular writings of a
number of European languages, humoral theory had a lively independence
resulting in diverging, but sometimes conjoined, oversimplifications. The
fluidity of the humours was apt to flow into the putative consequences of
mood and disposition.
When Montaigne contrasted the humours of Democritus and
Heraclitus, he was averting the character or philosophical persona of each
in giving a consistent reaction to the human condition. In contrast,
humours could also designate instability of mood, hence George
Chapman’s An Humerous Dayes Myrth (1597, 1599), a work that cer-
tainly associates humour with comedy and mirth, but the humour is
mood, character and, initially the liquid heavy in the sky.83 Ben Jonson’s
comedies Everyman in and out of his Humour (1599, 1600) are in the
same idiom, explorations of mood and dominating disposition under the
80
Cazamian, Development of English Humour, 160.
81
Chaucer, Canterbury Tales, line 1375, 30.
82
Maclean, Logic, Signs and Nature, 175–6, n.120 for the miscalculations, 241–2; the
humours are quite marginal to Maclean’s comprehensive study of Renaissance Latin medi-
cal theory.
83
Chapman, A Pleasant Comedy.
24 C. CONDREN
rubric of the humours, quite distinct from any ad hoc eccentricity that we
might find amusing.84 The word humour is also scattered throughout
Shakespeare’s work. As a verb, its meaning was as it remains—to
accommodate the foibles or character of another. As a noun, it rarely refers
directly to liquid, occasionally to merriment. Predominately, however, it
specifies mood, less often a fixed disposition; sometimes it may point to
either, as when Brutus asks rhetorically, ‘must I stand and crouch under
your testy humour?’ (Julius Caesar, act 4, sc. 3). In Cymbeline Belarius
says of Cloten that ‘his humour was nothing but mutation’, though from
bad to worse (act 4, sc.2). By extension, however, humour signifying dis-
positional stability aligns it with the unavoidable or incontrovertible nature
of something, as in Nym’s favoured phrase in both Henry V and The Merry
Wives of Windsor, ‘there’s the humour of it’. The partially comic character
of Nym is much given to the word humour. But although the word is
sometimes found in the ambit of what we see as humour, Shakespeare’s
usage is at one with that of his contemporaries in perpetuating and tum-
bling together the vernacular remains of humoral theory on the stage.
Sir Thomas Browne, as a professional physician, may have been less reli-
ant on it in his daily round, but he too captures the double sense of
humours still in play by referring to the proper humours of the multitude,
‘that is, their fits of folly and madness’.85 Shadwell, in his preface to The
Humorists, would also blend the different senses, echoing Jonson by call-
ing humours biases of the mind, one of which could be capriciousness.
The play also illustrates the predominant meaning of humour’s cognate,
humourist. Throughout early modernity, it was central to rhetorical laugh-
ter, as it designated an object of derision; hence John Donne’s dismissal of
the ‘motly humourist’ in his first Satyre.86 It had long been accepted that
there were limits to the licit scope of derision. It was held to be pointless
to ridicule those whose condition was inescapable, or who were irredeem-
ably evil, and so there could be an implicit casuistic justification for deri-
sion in censure and reform. Even in comedy amusement could be
subordinated to a claimed moral responsibility in provoking laughter but
84
The Quarto title pages indicate original performances in 1598. Both were revised for the
Folio edition of Jonson’s works in 1616; Attardo, Linguistics of Humor, 19 for Jonson’s use
being both modern (no evidence is given) and tied to humoral theory as well.
85
Browne, Religio medici, 164.
86
Shadwell, The Humourists, ‘Preface’; Donne, ‘Satyre I’, in Poems, 129; Butler, ‘The
Humourist’.
2 LAUGHTER AND THE FORMATION OF A CONCEPT OF HUMOUR 25
87
Cicero, De oratore, Bk 2, sect. 58, 237; Farquhar, Discourse Upon Comedy, 20–3.
88
Escarpit, L’Humor, 18.
89
Evelyn, Diaries, 1, 17 February 1645; his later reference to Sir Edward Baynton as a
‘humorous old knight’ (16 July 1654) probably only means odd.
90
Escarpit, L’Humour, 19.
91
Cavendish, A Pleasante and Merrye Humor off a Roge.
92
Cavendish, Humorous Lovers, 17, 12.
26 C. CONDREN
93
Cavendish, Humorous Lovers, 28, 17 for the cynical Col. Boldman, a natural philosopher
who claims to have squared the circle, becoming the butt of his own wit in falling for a
widow; how far this is a joke at Hobbes’s expense is unclear. He had been rumoured to be
getting married in 1654; see Correspondence, vol. 1, letter 67, 187, 189.
94
Pepys, Diary, March 7, 1666/7.
95
Pepys, Diary, May 23, 1666.
96
The whole work was written in Thomas Sheldon’s shorthand (tachygraphy), and the
system printed in 1645 was designed for university students and became popular. Pepys’s use
of it would have been for speed and convenience more than secrecy and so it is a reasonable
indication of usage he could take for granted.
97
Pepys, Diary, 8 Dec. 1668, 7 April 1666; 2 May 1668.
98
Pepys, Diary, 2 March 1660/1.
99
Pepys, Diary, 10 Sept. 1665; Evelyn’s own Diary has no entry for the date.
2 LAUGHTER AND THE FORMATION OF A CONCEPT OF HUMOUR 27
100
Dryden, Mac Fleckno, 238–43.
101
Margaret Cavendish, Life, 202, 155, 318.
102
Anon., Laugh and be fat, 1700, cf. 1799.
103
In portraying a number of characters, ‘Clown’, ‘City wit’, ‘Court wit’, ‘Buffoon’, and
‘Droll’, Samuel Butler uses the sorts of terms that would now be seen as exemplifying
humour (repartee, jesting, laughing, merry-making) but does not use the word, except when
discussing the ‘Humorist’ as laughable and almost lunatic; Characters 1612–1680; George
Farquhar even discusses the nature of comedy by mentioning ‘wit and humour’ only once in
passing, Discourse Upon Comedy, 27.
28 C. CONDREN
104
For a fine discussion, see Wickberg, ‘The Sense of Humor in American Culture,
1850–1960’, 103–10, 106; Congreve, An Essay Concerning Humour in Comedy (1695).
105
Hutcheson, Reflections, ‘Letter 2’.
106
Bricker, ‘Laughter and the Limits of Reform’, 164–5.
2 LAUGHTER AND THE FORMATION OF A CONCEPT OF HUMOUR 29
112
For illustration, Morton ‘Laughter as Polemical Act’, 107–32.
113
Swift, Intelligencer 3 (1728), Works, 8, 234–5.
114
Morris, Essay, xxii, xx, xxvi, xx; cf. John Locke, On Human Understanding (1690), Bk
2, chap. 11, sect. 2, where wit is referred to as ‘an assemblage of Ideas’; Hutcheson,
Reflections, ‘Letter 2’, discussing Addison.
115
Morris, Essay, 1–2, 12–13; 20–2.
116
Morris, Essay, 37.
2 LAUGHTER AND THE FORMATION OF A CONCEPT OF HUMOUR 31
117
Lord Kames, Elements, chap. 12, 253–6.
118
Johnson, Dictionary of the English Language, 1174; cf. earlier works, on which see
Shrank, ‘Mocking or Mirthful?’, 48–66.
119
Johnson, Dictionary, 1027. In some 85 entries where ‘humour’ and its cognates are
present, Johnson overwhelmingly stays true to older meanings and only rarely uses the word
in conjunction with wit or levity.
120
Lord Kames, Elements, 193, 274.
121
Bevis, The Laughing Tradition, 4, 7, 110; Dickie, Cruelty and Laughter, 2–8, 16–44.
32 C. CONDREN
122
Preston, Essay on Ridicule, 79, a departure from the four humours. As late as 1885
Samuel Maunder’s popular Scientific and Literary Treasury gave more attention to medical
humours (again not the original ones)—vitreous, aqueous and crystalline—than to humour
as the quality of the mind that creates ludicrous images and mirth, though lacking the bril-
liancy of wit.
123
Barrow, Against Foolish Talking; see Tave, Amiable Humorist, 3–6.
124
Straight, The Rule of Rejoycing; Sheridan (Tom Pun-Sibi), Ars punica, 24, 125; Tave,
Amiable Humorist; for example, 43–4, 71.
2 LAUGHTER AND THE FORMATION OF A CONCEPT OF HUMOUR 33
125
This is an important theme in Wickberg, The Senses of Humor.
126
For an overview of this far-reaching fear of instability, the long seventeenth century, see
Scott, England’s Troubles, 1–39; see also Dickie, Cruelty and Laughter, 9, 13–14.
127
Kerr, Lemmings and Phiddian, eds, Passions, Sympathy and Print Culture, 3–19.
128
Muldrew, Economy of Obligation, at length.
34 C. CONDREN
129
Mandeville, Fable, 2, 134.
130
Shaftsbury, Sensus Communis, Characteristicks, sect 4, 46.
131
Morris, Essay, ‘Dedication’, iv–v, ix–xii, xvii (on Richard Steele’s politeness and patrio-
tism), xiv–xv.
132
Hurd, ‘Dissertation’, 244–5.
2 LAUGHTER AND THE FORMATION OF A CONCEPT OF HUMOUR 35
133
Addison, Spectator, 47, 24 April 1711, 174–7; Mandeville’s qualification, fittingly for a
physician, relies more on the physiology of laughter, and the need for a theory to take into
consideration chuckling babies and tickling (Mandeville, Fable, 2156–7, 2159).
134
Swift, Intelligencer, Works, 8, 232–3; Hutcheson, Reflections.
135
Tave, Amiable Humorist, at length.
136
Eagleton, Humour, 99–101.
36 C. CONDREN
IV
Therein lies one precondition for speaking of a sense of humour. Yet until
the meaning of sense was also enlarged, the word humour remained a
general abridgement often secondary to specifics, such as raillery or wit,
and a second precondition for conceptualizing a sense of humour was
absent. It would explicate what Addison had intimated, that true humour
could express sensibility, self-awareness or sympathy. According to Anna
Wierzbicka, the augmentation of sense’s range was, like humour, initially
an English language phenomenon.137 There is also no clear watershed, but
there is the much-disputed proposition at the heart of Locke’s Human
Understanding (1690) that all human knowledge derives from the senses.
Those who wished to defend a robust notion of innate human faculties
metaphorically extended the notion of sense to reconceptualize them.
Sense came to enjoy a range of meanings, and sensibility, as C.S. Lewis put
it, was overburdened with them.138 Throughout the eighteenth century
we find sense of, as awareness being augmented by sense as common sen-
tient even moral capacity—an innate universal potential for understand-
ing, appreciation and fitting conduct. Shaftsbury, no follower of Locke,
wrote of a moral sense, and it was common enough to acknowledge a
sense of honour or shame.139 Sense, sensibility and sympathy received con-
siderable attention from philosophers such as Hume, Hutcheson and
Smith as fundamental to social cohesion, and from the illustrative dis-
course of novels like Sterne’s The Sentimental Journey (1768) and Jane
Austen’s Love and Freindship (1790) and Sense and Sensibility (1811). All
stopped short, however, of articulating an innate sense of humour. We
come close with Richard Hurd’s commentary on Horace referring briefly
to a ‘sense of humour’ being analogous to pathos, but this is sense as aware-
ness of rather than innate capacity for.140 Alexander Gerard (1728–95)
begins his Essay on Taste by using sense similarly to signify awareness but
then silently shifts meaning by referring to how the senses of novelty, sub-
limity, harmony, ridicule and virtue cooperate to form taste; a foretaste, as
it were, of what is to come. But although he refers to wit and/or humour,
there is no sense of either.141 Corbyn Morris and Lord Kames have been
137
Wierzbicka, Experience, ‘Moral Sense’, 2–8; ‘Sense of Humour’, 4–6.
138
Lewis, Studies in Words, 163.
139
Steele, The Spectator, 137, 30 August 1711, 2, 271–2.
140
Hurd, Dissertation, 273; Tierney-Hynes, ‘The Humour of Humours’, 102.
141
Gerard, Essay on Taste, 1–2.
2 LAUGHTER AND THE FORMATION OF A CONCEPT OF HUMOUR 37
142
Preston, Essay on Ridicule, 72.
143
Julian Young’s recollection; see Coleridge, Table Talk (i), 426n and Table Talk (ii)
appendix P, 422; Wickberg, ‘The Sense of Humor’, 30–139.
144
Bailey, Dictionary; Addison, Spectator, 1, 129. Bailey does not acknowledge this
newer usage.
145
Thackeray, ‘Charity and Humour’, a view at one with Jean Paul Richter’s aesthetics, as
noted by Chao and Westbrook, ‘Introduction’, 14.
146
Thackeray, ‘Charity and Humour’, 196.
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emotion. "It is the time of curfew. You are not allowed out. Your
name?"
Arthur stood, petrified, and stared at a black robot face before him.
He heard a click, loud in the darkness, and knew that his picture had
been taken.
The sound jarred him from his immobility, and he turned and
scampered into the darkness.
"Stop," the robot commanded, "Stop!" and a shaft of light darted from
its forehead, piercing the darkness, shriveling grass beneath Arthur's
feet. But the ray missed him, and he darted down the street, amid
the pounding echoes of his flight.
After several blocks, he threw himself panting into a doorway and
looked back down the street. Nothing. Silence and moonlight and
darkness, and only his own labored breathing while his chest rose
and fell in unaccustomed gasps.
But they had his picture! In seconds, a giant machine could find a
similar picture in its files, complete with every detail of information
concerning him. They might get him before the work was complete. If
he could only evade them until he could turn this to advantage. He
felt in his pocket for the radioactive silver disc he knew was there.
Down the street, a shadow moved, and he held his breath. In a shaft
of moonlight, black metal glinted darkly. With a muffled cry he slipped
from the doorway and flew down the street, trying to still the noise he
made. Behind him, no sounds came to indicate pursuit.
He darted across the street, went into an alley, crossed another
street. Finally, he came to the park. He stopped. Fearfully, he looked
behind him. No one. He walked forward.
The park was a mass of tree and shadow, indistinguishable. Softly,
he called, "Julie." No answer. "Julie."
A gentle movement, and someone disengaged from the shadows,
glided to him. Someone soft and warm—and feminine. He could
smell the elusive taint of her perfume even before she entered his
arms.
"You're late," she said.
"I was detained."
She looked sharply at him. "Trouble?"
"I—I don't know. A robot surprised me. He took my picture."
"A robot!" she said in alarm, drawing away from him. "They probably
already know who you are. Were you followed?"
"Part of the way, but I think I dropped him."
"You think?" Her tone was worried. "Do you realize you might have
led him here. We can't go to the meeting place now. They'll be
searching for you."
"And they'll find me if I stay here," he said mournfully. "Now, you've
got to take me, Julie. I've got to go someplace."