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JUMANJI: THE NEXT LEVEL MOVIE another hip surgery

SCRIPT and now I'm coming out of it.
- Would you look at me?
[MUSIC] I'm back.
.- Spencer? I haven't looked
- What the hell is this? like this since...
- Who the hell are you? - What you talking about? When I was
- Milo? younger,
- What the...? I was in great shape.
- Who are you? - It's a good look on me,
- Yeah, no kidding. huh? Huh?
- You're the little girlfriend? - Ah! Come on.
- Why does everybody Beat it!
keep calling me Spencer? - Just a bird, okay? Come on,
- Are we dead? get moving. Get out of here.
- So then what's going on here? - Beat it, bird.
- Huh? - I said scram,
- Spencer? you stupid bird!
- He's here? - Get out of here!
- He's here too? - Nurse, I'm gonna need to see
- Hm... Dr. Braverman right now, please.
- Are we in Florida? - Dead like... "kaputski"?
- What the hell happened to you? - What the hell is that?
- Well, don't just stand there. - We gotta get out of here!
- You talking to me? - Haul ass, girl. Let's go!
- "Killer of men"? Come on, come on!
- Do I have a letter?. - Do you see the key anywhere?
- I didn't get a letter from this guy. - Maybe under the dash.
- We're in a video game? - What are you talking about?
- Are we in hell? We're fine.
- I don't have a letter! How many - Beat it!
times I gotta tell you that? - Ha! Suckers!
- Where did this come from? - Uh-oh.
- "Dr. Bravestone, - They're flightless birds.
it is my solemn hope - We're gonna make it.
that this letter finds you, - We're gonna make it.
for again..." We're not gonna make it.
- Whoa, what's going on here? That was fantastic. Heh.
- Excuse me. Who is Jumanji? - Yeah, you see that, birds?
- We're not You don't mess with the kid.
in New Hampshire, Milo. Right there!
- That guy kept calling me Did you see me?
Dr. Braverman, I was incredible.
which is the name - I mean, I saved you,
of my orthopedist. I saved you,
I'm thinking I just had I saved this guy from a bird
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while I was driving a car.
I was a machine.
I was relentless.
I was fearless.
- What the hell?
- "Fearless," check.
"Speed. Climbing."
"Boomerang"?
"Smoldering intensity"?
- Huh?
- Yeah?
- Makes sense.
He studies the entire language
on his way to the point.
- I don't wanna hear it.
- You sold me out, Milo.
- I did not sell you out.
- Yeah, time for who?
- I'm done talking!
- We're in a game?
- Did you know about this?
- We're looking
for my grandson, genius.
- Absolutely.
- Wow.
Fiery.
- Well, she said she thought
I was never gonna come back,
she wants to get together later,
and we all know what that means.
- Oh, that's a coincidence.
I got a clue for her.
- Is that the guy
that killed my parents?
- I got her. I got the thief.
- What?
That ain't Spencer.
Look, I know my grandson.
My grandson's a guy.
- Oh!
- Spencer? Is that you, kiddo?
- Guys, I found Spencer.
Here's Spencer right here.
What are you stealing for?
- Huh? Someone yelled "thief,"
so I grabbed you.
What do you want?
- Oh, there she is.
- My ex.
- Hi.
- Uh, don't tell him?
- Gotta go.
- The Brothers Bababik.
- I think you should explain it
- Oh!
- I love you too!
- Sure thing.
- I did it.
I don't know what it was.
- Hey, move along.
Nothing to see here.
- I said, keep walking, pal.
Nothing to see here. Beat it.
- Beat it, get out of here.
- I said, scram!
You want a piece of me?
Yeah, come on, come on.
What do you got?
What do you got? Come on!
Come and get it. Yeah!
Come on, you bastards!
Ha, wow! Ha, ha!
- We got company.
- Are you talking to that camel?
- I could take them.
- I said, I could take them.
- I'm telling you,
there's a time when you run.
Then there's a time in life,
like now, where you stay...
- What?
- I lost my restaurant
so you could drive around
and look at ashtrays?
- I don't have interests.
Guys like me, we don't retire!
We work,
and then we keep working,
and then, eventually, we die.
But you retired me.
- What?
- You don't abandon
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your best friend, Milo.
When I lost the restaurant,
I lost everything!
- Are you talking to my camel?
- My camel's taking your side?
- Oh! Well, how about the both
of you go screw yourselves?
- What are you doing?
- Milo, what are you doing?
- You want a piece of me, huh?
That's what you want?
- We don't wanna die either.
- I'll go first.
- You see? It's no big deal.
- Ah, crap.
Ah, geez.
What the hell?
- Come on, come on, come on.
- Come on, Milo, come on!
Ah! Whoa! Whoa!
- Spit it out!
- Come on. Hurry up.
- Come on.
- Jump!
- Come on.
All right, bring it on.
Come on, come here. Ha, ha!
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
- Milo!
- Who the hell's this?
- Yeah,
it's something.
- I lost my friend.
I'm sorry, Milo..
- I'm glad you came over
for coffee.
What made you do it, huh?
I mean, why now?
Milo, what's going on?
You're sick.
How bad?
- Son of a bitch.
- I'm not gonna beat up
the wrong guy.
- What the hell
you talking about?
- Hey.
Grandpa?
- Hey, Bethany.
- Right. Like, later.
- Yeah.
Much.
- Be careful out there, Grandpa.
- Okay. We gotta split up.
One team goes to get Milo,
the other busts out Grandpa.
- Fridge, do you have
any ice-climbing equipment
in your backpack?
- Martha,
will you come with me?
- We should just go.
- Okay.
- It's just... I saw all
your pictures on Instagram,
and you looked like you
were having so much fun, and...
I just got really insecure
or something.
Like I wasn't the guy
I thought I was.
Or I wasn't the guy
you thought I was.
Which would be even worse.
- Grandpa...
let's get you out of there.
Here.
Unh!
- We still have
to find the jewel grandpa.
It must be in a vault
or treasure room or something.
- Okay. You're up, Grandpa.
- Yes, Ming.
Your avatar.
That's her name.
In your satchel,
you have lockpicks.
- You have the skills.
- Please don't ask who Ming is.
- Steady.
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- I'm Dr. Smolder Bravestone.

- "Show it to the sun."
Grandpa, the jewel!
You gotta show it
to the sun! Get ready!
- Call out its name!
Jumanji!
- Okay.
- Grandpa, you guys
were incredible.
- Milo and Eddie.
- But he won't be able
- Come on, Grandpa. Let's go home.
Hey, guys.
Thanks for coming to get me.