3 HUMORESQUES RETARDÉS

BASED ON AN STORY FROM THE TALES OF THE h VIENNESE SCHOOL

No.3 - TODAY WAS WAFFLE DAY! (h TOCCATA)
"Today was waffle day! My cockonuts are so big that I stroke my cumgun nineteen thousand times.
But he found my stash of big fat dildoes which perforated anus, which perforated my anus but it moaned loudly.
Then, suddenly my step brother dies. When? Yesterday.
Today Dick Morgan who fucks big ducks got fucked in his ducks quack.
Llanfairpyllgyngyllgogerychyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch can't even compare with Sorabji.

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Cockmunching my cock is the worst pastime of Dobby. Unexpectedly, I saw my long-lost stepbrother fuck my stepmother.
Then, I started to think that my stepcousin was actually trying to stop me from sucking Zizicopter's piss completely.
When suddenly, fuckers started fucking my cock intensely. I didn't know that 69 was a number woozy ass bullcrap zaza zizcoptered."

 
      
(Excerpt from The h Viennese School #One-Word-Story - Part 1)

             

          
Animato  = 115 - 120

 
      

  
         
 brutal

  
   
  



      

    
    
        
           
      
3

     
  
            

   
  
       


      
               
Un poco calmato

       
 
5

          


           

 


     
   

  
          
  
   
2

     
7



     
   
    

       
      



 

        


     agitato

    
rinforzando

         
    

 
9

 
     
         
     
  
   
     


  

    


               

         
11    

 
      
   
        
    
      


   
   
    
      

           


     
Animato

 
13


              
  


  
       


 
 
     
     
  

   
15

          

             
       

   

               
     
3

 
Molto animato

  
  
  
17

      
         


 



  

        

      
 

 
    
           
19

 
           
      
   
  
     



      
   
  

      
   
 

    
 
21

   

   
      
   
  


     
                
  





 

          
23

 
  
   
        



 
 


 
 
   
   


 
 

              
25

   
           
             
 


 
dolcemente

   

  
     

          
           
 
4

      

27

 

        
      


    




  

       
 

 

                
 

  
29

  
        
       
    
  


 
   

   
 
  
            
         
         
31


 
    
        
 
    
  
 
   



   
            
   

          
              
 
33


             cresc.      
      


      
 
 
 


 

                  


 
           
 impetuoso   

        
35

  
       


                  
  
 


  
Quasi Improvisato e Indeciso 5

 
                       
N.B: To be performed as if you do not know what are you doing

      
37

     
          
      



 


           
 

         
   

    
 
39

 
       

      
       
           




 

  
 


 

               
  
41


         
     
              



  


  
    

          
 
    

  
             
43


         
            
              
     




    
  
Moltissimo animato e mettersi in mostra

      
       
Now begin to perform it as if you finally know what are you doing    

   
          
45

             
      
           





 
     
 
     

    
 
                
              
6

     
47



              
            
   
  




                
   

              
   

        
    
49

   
          
un poco meno forte

   
 

      
   
 


 

    

              
         

                
51


         
               
          
  


 

   
 

   
 

 
    
   

     
     
   
  
53

  
  
       


  
  


 
    


   
   

        
 

      
 

      
   
55

  
  


   
            
     
  
   



                            

7

           
57

  
               
    
poco a poco cresc.

       
dolce

     



 
   

         
                             
  
59


  

         
               


     
           
 


  
 
 

  
                                     
             
61

 
            
 appassionato

               
       
 




 
   

                                 
       
          

63

       
         
  
          
   
  


    
      
  
       


                
8


rinforzando
           
65

 
   
        
       

         
    


 


   
   
            
     

    
    
67

  
  
          
       

    
  


diminuendo

 
    

        

Quasi cadenza e un poco agitato

       
69


 
                    


     



  
                 
       

  
   
71



   

              
      



           
 

   

  TempoPrimo

        


 

  
73


         
     

 dolce

 
 
 
 

    
           
     

9




     



75

       

dolcissimo
           
   


  


 


  
 

             
  

            
   
  
un poco meno piano
    
77

          
     
       
       



  
             
          
       
 
79    

   
  
   
    
 



 

  
         poco
  
 

 
a poco cresc e agitato

           
81

     
 
           

   




        
  

     


   
 
83

   
      
   
         
  
 
 

         
agitato

    
10


    
         
85

   
       


     
                 
  



     

            
  
  
        
 
  

87

    
             

     
    
   
 
 
   
 


() 


Un poco tranquilo

       


   
             


89

  
     
                 
         

  
     

  
 


  

 
      
      
 
     


         
  
91

 
    
 
       
       


          
  
         
 
   
 


     
Tranquilo e dolce 11

                      

un poco agitato

 

93

  
  diminuendo    
    

   

 
      
 

  



  

    
            
         


            

95

      
   
dolcissimo
   
poco a poco ritard. - - - - - - -

      
  
      


    

          

FINALE

     
        
tempo primo

     
97

  

      
          
- - - - - - - - - - - - molto rit.

 
  
 subito

  
  



()    

Animato
      
        
   
brutale

              

99


           
    
      
      

  

    

   

 

               
12

               

102

 
            
    



     
   

            
    
        
104    


         


            
 
  
 


  
 

                 
 

    


     
Quasi Improvisato e indeciso

            

106

 
               
            
    


     





        
 

        
 

            
      
 

  
108


   
     
      
     
 
        
          
     


  
                 
 

   
molto appassionato

    

 


           
    
110

    
   
       

        


    
    
      

       
                
 
13

   
         
112

           

  
un poco diminuendo

              
        



               
 
  

 


 
()

 
 

          


       
114

   
   
 

  
      
   
 pochissimo dolce

  


   


    
 

      
 

    
 

              
 
116

 
               

               
   



 
 


        
   

             
molto appassionato

        
118


     
   
         
        


 



        
 

     
      
   

         
   
120

  
           
      

    
 


    

   

       
    
un poco meno forte
14

          
122


      
        
      
 


   

        
      
   
  
   
124

     dolce

      

   
   
   


                 
     

    
    
 
Nostalgic
 
126

                

     

 diminuendo  


 
   

 
        
  
        
secco


 

   
129

 
impetuoso 
       
 6 Fine.

 

     
h

 

 lol mesi

   