(Teacher enters)

All students : GOOD MORNING SIR

TEACHER : GOOD MORNING BACHO .... CHLO SAB APNI BOOK NIKALO

STUDENT 1 : SIR CAN I COME IN

TEACHER : TUM AJJ LATE KYU HO GAYE
Gajodhar : SIR KAL APP NE HII TOH SIKHAYA THA JALDI KA KAAM SHAITAAN KA HOTA HAI ISLEYE
KAL RAAT KO ME SOYA BHI LATE AJJ SUBHE UTHA BHI LATE AUR SCHOOL BHI LATE HII AA RHA
HU
TEACHER : HAAR CHIZ ME BACHE MERI HII GALTI NIKAL TE HAI... ACCHA CHALO BETH JAAO ...
Accha combod tum utho
Promod : Sir, combod nhi promoood

Teacher: Accha ha ha maaf krna, promod tum batao AGAR TUMARI PANT KI EK JEB ME 1000 RPS
NIKLE AUR DUSRI JEB ME BHI 1000 RPS NIKLE TOH TUM KYA SOCHONGE
Promod : SIR ME TOH YEH SOCHUNGA KE KAHI MENE APNE PAPA KI JEANS TOH NHI PEHEN LIYA

TEACHER : WAAH KYA JAVAB HAI.... ACCHA aditya kumar TUM BATAO TUMHE BIRDS KE BAARE
ME BAHUT KUCH PATA HAI NA

Aditya kumar : HAA SIR

TEACHER : ACCHA TOH YEH BATAO AISA KON SA BIRD HAI JOH UDH NHI SAKTA

Aditya kumar : SUR MARA HUA BIRD

TEACHER : WAAH. ..... Bhupendra TUM class mein game khel rahe ho yeh bhi koi game khelne
ki jagah hai

Bhupendra : SIR HUM GHAR PE PADHTE HAI GHAR BHI KYA KOI PADNE KII JAGAH HAI
TEACHER : IN BACHO KO TEACHER KE SAMNE JAVAB DENE BAHUT ACCHE SE AATA HAI PAR
ANSWER SHEET KE QUESTION KA JAVAB DENE BILKUL NHI AATA... Aree gajodhar singh, TUM
UTHO AUR HUMARE SCHOOL KA ANTHEM GAAI MENE DEKHA HU BAHUT BACHO KO SCHOOL
KA ANTHEM NHI AATA

Gajodhar singh : SIR SCHOOL KA ANTHEM TOH HUM ROZ PADHTE HAI AJJ APPKO HUM BACHO
KA BANA YA HUA STUDENT ANTHEM SUNA TA HU

HUM HONGE SAARE PASS

HUM HONGE SAARE PAS EK DINN
HUM SOTE HAI BINDASS
PADHTE BHI HAI BAKWASS

KARTE PURA DINN TIME PASS

PHIR BHI YEH VISHWAAS KE
MARKS MILENGE EK DIN JHAKAASS

TEACHER : AREE BAS BETA BAS BAHAUT BADHIYA,

BAHAUT AAGE JAOGE TUM

ACCHA MUKESH HUMARI SCHOOL KO SAAF RAKHNE KA SABSE ACCHA TARIKA BATAO

Mukesh: SIR GHAR PAR REHNA ... AGAR KOI BACHA SCHOOL AAYEGA NHI TOH SCHOOL GANDI
BHI NHI HOGA

TEACHER : CHUP ! BAITH JAO !! AGAR BAACHE SCHOOL AAYENGE HII NHI TOH HUM TEACHERS
KYA BHOOTON KO PAHAYENGE.

(KALLU BADMASH SLEEPING )

TEACHER : AREE KALLU BADMASH, NEEND POORI HOGYI ?
KALLU BADMASH: ARE NHI, 5 MIN AUR
TEACHER : CHUP CHAP WAHA JAKR KHADE HOJAO

AUR AGAR BAITHNA CHAHTE HO TOH MSRE EK SAWAAK KA JAWAAB DENA HOGA
KALLU : JI SIR POOCHIYE
TEACHER: HA TOH BATAO AGR TUMHARI TOKRI MEIN 10 AAM HAI AUR USMEIN SE 2 KHARAB
HO JATE HAI TOH KITNE AAM BACHE ?

KALLU : SIR 10 AAM, KYOKI AGR 2 AAM KHARAB HOJATE HAI FIR BHI WHO AAM HI RAHENGE NA
KELE THODI NA BANJAYEGE
TEACHER: ARE WAAH KYA JAWAB DIYA HAI AB WAHI SE GHR BHAAG JAO AUR KAL APNE PITA JI
KO LEKAR AANA

IN BACCHO NE TOH PARESHAN KR RKHA HAI

(PHONE CALLING)
Ajii sunte hoooooo
Teacher ; HA BHAII INSAAN HU SUNTA HI HU BATAO KYA BAAT HAI

CALL : JLDI SE GHR AAJAO WRNA BATATI HU TUMHE

TEACHER : AREE TUM GUSSA MT HO MAIN ABHI AAYA
EVERYONE LAUGHING
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