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 One

Devan

To say that Devan was still perturbed by…you know what…would be the understatement of the century. He’d thrown up
inside his mouth upon seeing her. Albeit a puppet of her former self, seeing Serenity’s skeleton walking and talking was not an
experience he had wanted in this lifetime. Ever. Yes, he’d told Niran he could have her, but at the time, Devan hadn’t been
thinking clearly. He’d only thought about how it would serve her right to be in someone else’s service. To be stuck waiting on
someone hand and foot, without complete autonomy or the power to leave. Devan had many, many emotional scars from that
woman, and putting her in a position where she had no power had been a siren’s song to his trauma.
That said…seeing her like that had felt like she was alive again. As her executioner, he couldn’t stomach the sight. He’d
felt like the nightmare would start all over again. Tan, despite being flirty and nonchalant in front of the others, had sat with him
for a good hour, working him through his panic and bone-deep shivers. Devan feared he was reliving the nightmare they’d
barely escaped from. He knew, rationally, that would never happen. Niran would cut her spell if Serenity tried something and
make sure she’d never rise again.
But emotions weren’t rational.
Tan had done his best to distract him with comfort and sex—and it had worked for a time—but even though he was
physically satiated, Devan couldn’t sleep. Despite the late hour, his mind was too active, churning with ideas that weren’t even
plausible, and it left him restless. While Tan snoozed after a very satisfying romp, Devan had snuck off to the empty balcony,
intending to call Wells. He needed a voice of reason. More than anything, he knew Wells would get it. Wells had lived the same
nightmare, obeying orders they didn’t agree with just to keep the fragile peace, having to sneak behind Serenity’s back to
mitigate the damages of her whims. If anyone could relate with aching empathy, it was Wells.
He answered promptly through the ring, “Unless it’s on fire or threatening international relations, I do not care.”
Ah. That stage of the day. Well, week, as it was the weekend tomorrow. “You got booze on hand?”
There was a pregnant pause. “Do I need to…? Stupid question, hang on.”
Rummaging sounds, a sigh as a leather cushion was compressed under weight, then Wells let out a groan.
“Gods above, getting off my feet feels like a blessing. Everything that could possibly go wrong today, did. Now, I
stand by what I said. Unless it’s on fire or threatening international relations, I do not care—”
“Serenity.”
Devan knew that one name would cut Wells off like nothing else would.
Wells sounded beyond cautious and paranoid as he asked, “Do I want to know?”
“No.”
“But you’re going to tell me anyway.”
“Misery needs company right now.” Devan sucked in a breath. Let it out. Didn’t feel any better for the gesture but for
some reason wanted to do it again. “Niran was serious when he took Serenity’s body away. He turned her into a skeleton
named Sery. I…met her earlier.”
“Right. So I’m never, ever visiting Niran’s castle.”
“Smart.”
Devan heard sounds of gulping before Wells grumbled, “I’m not drunk enough for this. He seriously did it. I’d thought
he’d been joking.”
“I’d honestly forgotten about it.”
“How can you possibly forget him asking for her spine?”
“Willpower, mostly.”
“Ah. Fair.” Wells paused. “Honestly, hearing she’s at the beck and call of someone else for decades to come sounds
like just punishment to me.”
“I’m not disagreeing. That’s why I’d told Niran he could have her. For how haughty she was, serving another faithfully
must burn on some level. It’s just…” Devan trailed off, unsure how to phrase his thoughts. “I think it was hearing her voice—
her skeleton’s cadence is so similar, yet so different. If I’d closed my eyes, I would have believed she was still alive. Knowing
someone I killed is upright and talking…it’s giving me doubts. I did kill her, right?”
 “You did,” Wells said in support. “I saw her corpse.”
Devan let out a shuddering breath. “Sometimes, I honestly feel like I’m in a dream. A dream where I got to love and
marry Tan and escape Serenity. Seeing her like that made everything feel too surreal.”
Wells made a sound as if choking back a strong emotion. “Yeah. Yeah, I hear that. Sometimes, I wake up and feel like
I’m back where we were two years ago. Back before you met Tan, when we had no hope of the situation getting better.”
“You too, huh? Waking up next to Tan helps snap me out of that.”
“I wish I had someone to help with that. I tried changing up my ceiling, had an artist paint a scene of the forest at
night, and oddly enough that’s helped. It gives me instant proof I’m in the now and not in the past.”
“Painting the ceiling? I would have never thought of that.”
“Well, it’s the first thing I see every morning.”
“I didn’t say it was a bad idea. I’m in awe of your genius.”
Wells snorted a dry laugh. “As you should. It’s sad that two grown men still have nightmares.”
“Seeing her skeleton added to my nightmare fuel.”
“Yeah, I bet it has.”
Devan cringed as the scene from earlier came to mind. “I think I need another drink.”
“I know I do, and I’m not even there. This is a more-booze situation.”
“Completely agree. All right, I’m going to find the wine cellar.”
“Do so. Don’t call me tomorrow, I’ll be hungover. Bye.”
“Bye.” Devan would likely be hungover too. Perhaps the booze would help him sleep through the night. Having a level
head would make the whole situation more palatable. What he needed to focus on was Serenity getting what she deserved—not
that she was un-alive and still moving about.
Tan popped out onto the balcony, looking bright-eyed and bushy-tailed for someone who’d been snoozing moments ago.
“There you are! It was lonely waking up without you. Everything okay?”
“Talked to Wells,” Devan said.
Taking in Devan’s expression—which was bound to be a complicated one—bubbly Tan disappeared, replaced with the
serious man who lay underneath all the carefree smiles. The one who had Devan’s back no matter what went down. Half the
reason Devan had married Tan was because he knew that at the end of the day, Tan would always be there, giving him whatever
he needed.
He held out an arm, and Tan snuggled right under it, wrapping both arms around Devan’s waist.
“Seeing her really did disturb you,” Tan murmured. “I didn’t think it would make you this uneasy.”
“Hearing her speak made me feel like I was living in a dream,” Devan explained, letting out a long sigh. “Like I hadn’t
escaped her after all.”
“Oh.” Tan tightened his arms around him. “I promise you, you have. Want me to tell Niran to put her back in a grave? I
will if it’ll make you feel better.”
“I…” Did he want that? It felt wrong for some reason. “I think the petty part of me prefers her serving under Niran for
another fifty years.”
“I mean, I’m petty enough to relish the idea, but I’m surprised you are.”
“Wells felt the same way, so it’s not just the two of us.” He leaned to rest his head atop of Tan’s. It felt comforting to have
his husband so close.
“I’m glad that you have Wells to commiserate with, but you know you can talk to me about anything, right?”
“I know.” He did know. Tan had never rebuffed him when Devan had something to say. “This was a misery-wants-
company situation.”
“Ah. That’s okay, then. If you want me to blast her silly into a million pieces, say the word. I’m game.”
Tempting as that was… “No. Leave her be. After we depart, she’ll be out of sight.”
“Out of sight, out of mind, huh? All right. If you change your mind, let me know.”
Devan snugged him in harder, the icy chill that had chased him onto this balcony finally relenting under the love and
warmth Tan showed him. This was the other reason Devan had married him. Tan was the only place where he could let his
heart rest.
They stood there for an indeterminate time before Tan lifted his head, giving Devan a wicked smile.
“I feel like you could use another distraction.” He untangled his arms and walked backward, beckoning Devan. “For
round two, I’ve summoned a bottle of fine wine, snacks, and lube, and have it all laid out in our bedroom. Focus, focus right on
me. Good, now come here.”
Wine, snacks, and more sex? Devan nearly whimpered in relief. He obeyed the summons like a siren’s song. “You do
love me.”
“I do.” Tan waggled his fingers some more, a satisfied grin in place. “That’s right, come to me and enjoy my offerings.”
Marrying Tan was the best decision he’d ever made. “You’ll fuck me stupid, right?”
 Tan’s grin turned filthy. “With pleasure.”

+~+
Devan was in a far more charitable mood the next morning. Hot sex with his husband the night before and finding two
major pieces of Steve had a lot to do with that. It meant the world to him that Tan would set everything aside to help him
through the shock of seeing Serenity. After his husband’s thoughtful care and their conversation, he felt far more at peace with
the world. He sat at the dining table with the map of barbarian lands spread out in front of him, a second cup of coffee in hand,
and logistics whirling in his brain.
With more speed than prudence, Lesia entered the picture, throwing an arm around his shoulders, which had to feel
awkward as she was slightly too short to fully manage. “Mr. Devan, whatcha doing?”
“Thinking. Here, pull up a chair.”
She promptly did so, coming in closer.
Lesia, as Devan had discovered, was a cuddler by nature. She and Tan got along splendidly that way. She had no
problem getting right into Devan’s personal space, and it was rather a novel thing for him. He had always been so much bigger
than everyone else, and small children especially seemed to view him as something of a monster. Or a giant to be wary of.
Lesia was of the age, and the size, to mirror his past experiences with kids. She was a petite thing even for her age group;
frankly, his thigh was wider than her. But she’d never been intimidated by him, not once. The first time they’d met, she’d
looked up at him, blinking as if taking him all in, then grinned and asked if he was Tan’s husband.
Her attitude bemused him, but more than anything it delighted him. That a child could see he was no threat made his heart
a little lighter.
She was a good kid. Devan had something approaching hope for the future generation because of her and Zi Rui.
He pointed to a spot on the map, right where they had been yesterday. “We were here when we found the ribs. Steve
didn’t feel anything but that one set, ergo, there’s nothing else within ten miles of that area.”
Lesia nodded, making an agreeing noise in the back of her throat, eyes on the map. “Right, so no point in going back to
the same spot.”
“That’s my thinking. We previously talked about going to Zaynab, and now I’m even more sure that’s the right choice.”
He pointed to the port city that was on the southeastern edge of barbarian territory. It was just as lawless as its northern
neighbors, but the difference lay in its anarchy. The barbarians had something like rules and society among their own people.
But Zaynab? Not even the barbarians were insane enough to try and take it over.
“Why there?”
“Two reasons. One, the tail in Niran’s storage tells us that Steve’s body was chopped up and scattered quite some
distance. Feasibly, some part of him could have gone that far east. Zaynab has always been a hub for trade and black markets,
so it would be the best place to sell dragon bones. Two, I’d rather not troop through more barbarian lands than I absolutely
have to.”
She blinked innocent eyes up at him. “Are you afraid of us being ambushed?”
“No, I’m afraid of Tan burning the northern lands by flinging fireballs because he’s annoyed at the lack of progress.”
“Oh yeah. Master Tan would totally do that.” Lesia smiled while saying that, making it clear she wholeheartedly
approved. Then again, Lesia was the child who had shown up in a black cape with a kitten in hand, determined to be the
fiercest black sorceress the world had ever seen.
The thought triggered a question that had lingered in Devan’s mind for a while. “Lesia. I’m curious. You address Tan and
me differently. Why am I mister, but he’s master? Is it because he’s your teacher? You didn’t call him master at first, though.”
She beamed at him, and without a trace of embarrassment or apology, explained, “Master Tan gives us one gold a month
to call him master.”
With perfect timing, Tan chose that moment to enter the dining room. Devan speared his husband with a look. “You pay
them an extra gold to call you master?”
“I will take no questions at this time.” Tan skipped around the table to lean on Devan’s other shoulder. “Whatcha doing,
sexy?”
He gave up. Pressing Tan for answers never got him anywhere. “Trying to plan our next move. How do you feel about
portaling to Zaynab and then going from there?”
“Ahh, Zaynab,” Tan said with nostalgia. He sighed, a sinful grin curling up the corners of his mouth. “So much fun to be
had in Zaynab.”
Oh gods above. Devan knew his husband enough to ask the real question. “How many laws did you break in Zaynab and
are you wanted?”
“Pssh, it’s Zaynab. Is anything really illegal there?”
“So at least one?”
“Very, very minor,” Tan assured him airily. “It was years ago. I’m sure the tavern has forgotten all about it.”
 Devan looked at his spouse, not believing a single word. Whenever Tan waved away things like this, it was never
promising.
Putting a hand to his heart, Tan reared back, trying—unsuccessfully—to look hurt. “Doubtest thou the Tan?”
“Verily, verily, I doubtest the Tan,” Devan deadpanned. “It’s like you think I don’t know who I married.”
“You love me either way.”
“I do. For some reason.”
Lesia interrupted, leaning eagerly over Devan’s arm. “Master Tan, what did you do?”
“I can’t tell you, sweetie; it’s a wildly inappropriate story for a child. I’ll tell you when you’re older. Then show you
how to do it so you won’t get caught.”
Devan would be willing to bet that Tan had done that wildly inappropriate thing as a child, with Master Keb encouraging
him. Tan wasn’t willing to say anything right now because he knew Devan’s reaction would not be pretty. Out of earshot, he’d
no doubt tell his apprentice all the details. It’s all right, Devan could wait. Once Tan told Lesia, Devan could bribe her for the
story.
He patiently got them back on track. “Zaynab?”
“Hell yeah, I’m all for it. No reason to go back where we were. There’s nothing else in that area of Steve’s.”
“Good, glad we’re in agreement. Where’s Niran and Zi Rui, anyway? They disappeared right after breakfast.”
Tan pointed upward, toward the second floor. “They’re up there with Steve. Something about getting proper
measurements so they can figure out how much room they’ll need to reassemble him.”
“So they’re playing.”
“Pretty much.”
“Go get ’em, I want to portal over to Zaynab and get this quest back on the road.”
“You got it.”
Trying to get sorcerers and apprentices together was akin to herding cats. Devan should know, as he’d herded Tan’s cats
before. Still, he managed it sometime after lunch, and Tan portaled them to the outskirts of Zaynab. The kids had their own
horses this time as they were decent enough riders, and frankly speaking, gallivanting around half the known world would be
excellent riding practice. Everyone had reins in hand as they arrived.
One glance at the outskirts of the large city told Devan that nothing had changed. They were right outside the main city,
where a shanty town of salvaged boards and blankets had been erected. Beyond it were the remains of the city walls, which
had never been updated or repaired, slowly falling apart from neglect. Through the large gaps in the wall, he could see the old
buildings—the original part of the city—in various states of neglect.
Even from here, he could smell the refuse as if there had never been a proper cleaning of the sewer system. It stank to
high heaven of human waste, sweat, and other unsavory things best not identified. The summer heat did everything to intensify
the smell, the only relief coming from the ocean breeze sweeping over them. There would need to be something of a
government to organize such facilities, but Zaynab was run solely by money and violence, not structure.
Devan could say with conviction that he had not missed this place.
He kept a sharp eye on the kids as they headed for the remnants of the city walls. Too often there were dead and decaying
bodies on these streets—until someone got tired of the stench and towed them away—and he didn’t want such gruesome sights
to scar the kids.
Some thirty feet outside the city’s entrance there were people in the stocks, having been caught for some crime or another,
begging to be let out. Lesia seemed to take it all in with morbid curiosity. Zi Rui didn’t even flinch, and sadly, he might well
have seen worse when he’d been sold as a slave.
They’d barely started moving before Steve started keening and wiggling excitedly on his cart. Tan had cast a glamour
spell so Steve would appear as boring wooden boxes, but the rocking motion dispelled that illusion pretty quickly. Devan shot
the skull an aggravated look.
“Would you be still?”
“Two! I feel two of me!”
“You know,” Tan observed rhetorically to the air, “out of context that sounds so wrong.”
“With context it sounds wrong,” Devan muttered. “Steve, where are the parts?”
“I…” His excitement faltered. “Um.”
Devan was decidedly not a fan of ‘um.’ Nothing good ever followed it. He eyed the bone head, waiting for the other shoe
to drop.
“There seems to be two, but there also doesn’t seem to be two?”
“What is this, Schrödinger’s bone?” Niran walked around Dan to look Steve in the eye sockets. “What exactly are you
saying?”
“I feel myself,”—Steve said the words slowly, like he was figuring it out as he spoke—“but the bones are going in two
different directions. I’m quite certain there’s two bones, but I’m confused by the sensation.”
 That sounded potentially problematic. Then again, what else had Devan expected from Zaynab? Zaynab was just
problems wrapped up in trouble.
“Focus on the bright side.” Niran gave Steve a pat on the head. “There’s two parts of you here. That’ll speed matters
along.”
True, that was indeed the case. Devan was personally all for it. The faster they finished the quest, the quicker he could go
back to what he should be doing. Namely, running a kingdom and keeping Tan from adopting all the cats in said kingdom.
Guess which one was the harder job.
Seeing they’d gained some curious onlookers from the shanties, he urged people to mount and got them moving. Lingering
in the area was like wearing a target on their backs. The horses alone spoke of wealth, never mind Devan’s chain mail and
everyone else’s clothing. Devan would prefer a quick in and out, not hopping from one fight to another.
They started riding, Steve and Niran leading the way, Devan and Tan flanking the kids, who were riding in the middle.
“Master Tan?” Lesia was the definition of innocence as she asked, “If someone attacks us, can I cast spells?”
Sounding besotted, Tan agreed. “You absolutely may. With extreme prejudice.”
Devan judiciously added, “Make sure your allies are behind you when you do. Friendly, fire isn’t.”
She gave him a thumbs-up. “Got it. Ooh, now I hope someone attacks us. I need victims to practice on.”
Should Devan have sent advance notice to Zaynab? Somehow, he felt like bringing Tan and his two apprentices into the
city without forewarning wasn’t sportsmanlike.
Ah, well, surely Zaynab had seen and dealt with worse.
Zi Rui asked the more prudent question. “Which bone are we heading toward first?”
“The closest one.” Whichever that one was. “Steve, point the way.”
“I have no hands.”
“You know what I meant. Which way?”
“East. I think one of them might be close to the sea?”
East. Sea. Oh gods above, please don’t let the bones be on a ship. That would throw a rather complicated and vexing
wrench into their quest. After all, the only ships that would be daring enough to use dragon bones were pirate ships, a symbol
to display their prowess.
Devan would rather not. Please and thank you.
 Two

Tan

With Steve’s resonance spell, it should have taken no time at all to find the first bone. Alas, Steve was leading the way,
so that’s not what happened. Instead, it went something like this:
“Warmer, definitely getting warmer. Wait. I think we turned too soon. Go back.”
Change streets. Repeat.
“Warmer… Warmer… Too cold! Sorry, backtrack. I think we missed it. These streets are confusing.”
Tan knew who was confused. And it wasn’t the—admittedly crooked—streets.
Niran growled from behind Steve’s cart, “I have a bone to pick with you. Didn’t you say earlier we had to go east?”
“Don’t worry, we’re getting closer,” Steve said. “I feel it in my bones.”
“Uh-huh.” Devan sent Steve a side-eye that shouted disbelief.
For Tan’s part, this was free entertainment. They rode up and down the streets, Steve gibbering in excitement the whole
time. Kind of like a talking parrot except, you know, not. Under a glamour, too, so it looked like a bunch of wooden boxes were
talking.
Did they get some very strange looks from people as they passed?
You bet.
Was Tan endlessly amused by these looks?
Naturally.
Maybe Niran could hook him up with a skeleton parrot that sat on his shoulder and hurled insults at people. That would
be amazing. Niran always claimed Tan was impossible to get birthday presents for, right? There you go, easy present.
Yup, that was a thing totally now happening.
Anywhosies, back to the present. After three or four hours of wandering around (Tan had honestly lost count), Steve led
them down to the docks. He said as they traveled toward the water, “I’m sure! It’s dead ahead. Er…somewhere.”
Niran huffed. “I don’t see a single thing nearby that even remotely resembles— Oh?”
Now, Tan had much experience with his brother’s ‘ohs.’ They ranged anywhere from ‘that looks nice’ to ‘trouble spotted,
prepare for combat.’ Needless to say, he went on the alert.
At first glance, nothing looked out of place. Seagulls cawed overhead as they flew by, water lapped against the sides of
the ships and docks, people went about on their own business. At this time of the afternoon, most of the ships were unloading,
the sailors heading in for food, drink, and probably illegal activities. None of that would catch Niran’s attention, so Tan took a
second look at where his brother stared. Namely, at the rather ugly man standing near the docks, talking to two other men. Tan
could tell the man was either a pirate or a mercenary. Likely a mercenary, judging from his outfit. He wore riding boots that had
seen better days, had a large sword strapped to his back and a hat crammed down over greasy locks, and he looked the type to
consider rain as proper bathing. It’s not that Tan could smell him from here, but his eyes could, and that was enough, thank you
very much.
They were still several feet away when Devan stopped and looked the situation over. Tan had seen that face many a time
before. That was Devan’s maybe-diplomacy-would-work face.
Spoiler alert: diplomacy never won the day.
Still, Tan was a supportive husband. If Devan wanted to try talking first, he would restrain himself and not cast offensive
spells right off the bat. It was further proof of how much he loved the noble man.
Devan asked Steve, “Are you sure it’s on him?”
“I’m sure, I’m sure,” Steve chattered, bouncing on his cart like a child spying a favorite treat. “It’s on him somewhere.”
“I’ll take your word for it.”
Devan slid out of Dan’s saddle, handing the reins to Niran, and walked toward the man in question.
The trio of men were right off the main street, across from the docks, so they weren’t in the way of people unloading and
loading the ships. Tan had a clear view and was close enough he could hear the conversation as Devan approached the three
men.
“Excuse me.” Ever polite, his Devan. Something about being a former knight probably played into that. “Might I have a
word, sir?”
The hulking mercenary turned his head and looked Devan up and down, his brow crumpling in confusion. “You looking
to hire?”
Granted, that would be the obvious assumption. Tan couldn’t fault him there. Why else would a man dressed in high-
quality chain mail approach a mercenary?
“No, I’m not. This might sound off-the-cuff, but do you have a dragon bone on you?”
Niran commented as an aside, “I don’t see how that’s strange.”
Lesia, bless her, tried to explain. “It’s like if you walked up to someone on the street and said their dead mother loved
them.”
“Uh…is that not normal, either?”
Bless the necromancers, for they have no common sense.
The burly mercenary seemed to find the question normal. He chortled, a swagger coming into his posture. “Heard of me,
have you? Aye, I’m Tungsten of the Dragon Sword.”
The whomst?
Devan, bless his diplomatic heart, just rolled with it.
“Might I see the sword?”
“You’re not the first to ask. Impressive, isn’t it? A bone sword made of a dragon’s leg. Not many can claim to have one.
Took it off a man who thought he was a better dueler than I. You can see how that worked out for him. Why, he was just in
pieces over the loss.” Chortling at his own joke, Tungsten pulled the sword free of its scabbard. He gave the distinct
impression of one who liked to show his sword off.
To be fair, if Tan had a sword made of dragon bone, he would not be much better.
Pulled free of its scabbard, Tan was able to appraise the sword. It was nicely shaped. Someone had whittled down the
bone to a razor’s edge on one end, and the ball-and-socket joint had been shaved down to form a pseudo-hilt guard. It was a
pearlescent ivory, honed to a fine edge, and looked quite cumbersome. The sheer width alone made it more of a broadsword.
Now, Tan was no expert on dragon legs, so he wasn’t sure, but…that one seemed on the shorter side. Leaning sideways
in his saddle, he asked Steve, “Were you short-legged in life?”
“The hell I was!” Steve sounded horrified. “That’s nowhere near long enough. Right, Niran?”
Niran gave a judicious grunt. “Yeah, that’s not enough length.”
Steve let out a wail. “Nooooo! My poor leg!”
“Looks like it’s only half your leg.” Niran observed, evaluating. “Which probably means there’s another half-leg floating
around somewhere.”
Ah. Glory, that was going to be fun to chase down a second time. How the two pieces would be rejoined was Niran’s
problem. Tan wasn’t even going to waste brain cells thinking about it.
Devan looked the situation over and then half turned, sending Niran a questioning look.
Niran nodded in confirmation. Yes, that was Steve’s bone.
That was all his husband needed to know. Devan turned back and asked, “Can I buy it off you?”
Ahhh. That’s what he’d been scheming earlier. It was a nice thought, but if Tan knew mercenaries, he didn’t think—
Tungsten threw his head back on a laugh. “No way in hell. Only the strong like myself are capable of wielding it! You
look like a strapping, pretty man, but I doubt you’re on my level.”
—the man would let it go that easily. He likely got a lot of work because of that sword.
Zi Rui and Lesia, sitting on their horses beside him, whispered something and shook hands.
Intrigued, Tan asked, “You two betting on this?”
“Yeah.” Lesia shrugged. “I bet Mr. Devan clobbers him in a minute flat.”
Zi Rui gestured toward the sword. “He’s got a dragon sword, so I bet it would take more than a minute.”
These two brought such joy to his heart. Not a drop of doubt in them that Devan would win. They only bet on how long it
would take him to win. Tan had always considered himself to be Devan’s first and most loyal fan, but he did appreciate his
apprentices joining the ranks.
Apparently, Devan lacked the patience to try diplomacy again. Or he, too, sensed the inevitable. He just sighed,
shoulders sagging for a second. Then he straightened back up.
“I take it that I have to challenge you for it.”
Tungsten laughed some more, his two friends also snickering like Devan was the most amusing thing they’d seen all
week.
“Better men than you have tried, my friend!” Tungsten’s smile turned ugly.
“Indulge me.” Devan drew his sword, one foot sliding back as he fell into a guard stance.
Tan realized two things right off the bat. Devan had not drawn his normal short sword as it was still hanging on Dan’s
saddle. No, he had drawn his other sword.
 The Sword of the Sea.
And the ocean was right there.
When exactly had he talked Topaz into letting him borrow it? An evil laugh bubbled up in Tan’s chest and came out of his
mouth. His reaction caused his apprentices to look at him sideways as if afraid he had suddenly lost it.
“What’s funny, Master?” Zi Rui asked the question hesitantly.
“You’re about to lose that bet, Zi Rui.”
“Why?” Zi Rui’s attention snapped back to Devan, apparently realized which sword was in his hand, and then groaned.
“Shit.”
The three morons facing Devan didn’t realize what he held, of course. Not many could recognize the sword at a glance.
The holy sword had a distinctly blue sheen to its blade, the hilt elaborately carved to mimic a rising wave. It was ancient, the
style unlike anything modern, so if anything it just looked like a relic of a different time. Which it was. A very powerful relic.
Tungsten also fell into a guard stance, and his smile suggested he was already plotting to take everything Devan owned.
Poor man had no idea what he faced. His two cronies moved off a little to the side, shouting crude encouragement. The
passersby glanced their direction in part curiosity, part avoidance, as they had no wish to get tangled up in whatever was going
on.
Was Tan looking forward to the man’s comeuppance? Without question. He wouldn’t even pretend otherwise.
Lifting his sword higher, Tungsten charged with a yell, swinging as he went.
Devan looked…bored. Just utterly done with the whole situation. He swung, but as the holy sword arced through the air,
light gleaming off its polished metal, the sea rose in unison, answering the sword’s call. A large section of water sliced through
the air, following the sword’s path with strength and gusto.
The wave slammed into Tungsten’s chest. He tried to block it with the dragon sword, but a single blade couldn’t stop the
force of that much water. He was thrown off his feet, sent sailing through the air, and landed against a nearby stack of crates
with a resounding crack. Devan must have held back the sword’s power since the mercenary hadn’t crumbled like aged cheese,
but he’d likely be very bruised from the impact.
The man slumped to the ground, barely propped up by the broken crates, obviously unconscious. The dragon sword lay
lax in his hand before falling from his fingers altogether.
The fight had taken about five seconds, if that.
Lesia crowed in delight and thrust out a hand. “Pay up, Zi Rui.”
Poor Zi Rui sighed in defeat and handed a coin over. “I really shouldn’t bet against you.”
“You really shouldn’t, but feel free to do so again.”
Devan eyed the two remaining mercenaries, who were gobsmacked at the scene, jaws dangling. “I’m going to claim that
sword. Any problem with that?”
They shook their heads. Not willing to fight a holy sword and its wielder, eh? Well, Tan couldn’t blame them. They likely
weren’t equipped to deal with such an opponent.
Devan strode forward, grabbed the ivory sword, then walked back without a care in the world to where they were all
waiting.
Steve was still crying and whimpering. “Thank you, thank you, but my leeeeeeg. My poor leg!”
Niran had dismounted and was handing Dan’s reins back to Devan, but stopped to give Steve a pat. “Don’t worry, I can
fix it.”
“You can?”
“I can. Although it’ll be easier if we can find the rest of this leg. You still feel another bone, right? We might be lucky and
that’s everything else it’s missing.”
“Regardless,” Devan observed as he handed the sword over to Niran, “we’ll need to find it. Steve, where to next? I’d
like to find this other bone so we can portal back to Sol before it gets much later. There’s a storm coming in.”
Portaling wasn’t advisable once the sun started to set, anyway. If they couldn’t find the other bone before sunset, it would
change their plan of portaling out for the evening. Tan figured it was fine if they didn’t find it in time. A night’s stay in Zaynab
wouldn’t hurt anything.
Steve oriented himself before saying, “Uh, northeast-ish?”
“Okay, navigate as we go. Try not to get us lost this time.”
Steve was stammering out a defense, but Tan ignored him and waited until Devan had swung back into Dan’s saddle
before leaning over and whispering, “You were hot, honey.”
Devan gave him a smile he adored, one that said he knew precisely what was going through his husband’s mind and was
secretly amused by it. “Me taking him down in one shot turned you on, didn’t it?”
“It did,” Tan purred.
Niran cleared his throat, loudly and pointedly. “For now, let’s find a bone.”
 Three

Devan

Niran seemed quite positive that the bone sword was, in fact, a leg cut in half. He was certain they currently had the top
half of the leg. Which begged the question of where the bottom half was. Devan assumed he knew that because of the shape, or
something, and chose not to ask questions. Niran was the authority on all things bone-related, after all.
What were the odds that the second bone wandering around the port city was the other half? It’d be pure luck but would
make their lives infinitely easier.
Hopefully they’d find out soon. Devan really, really did not want to be wandering around the streets of Zaynab at night. It
felt like a suicidal thing to do. Not for Devan, mind you, but for anyone who crossed paths with Niran and Tan and pissed them
off. Devan would prefer not to demolish an entire city. Diplomatic relations, y’know.
Steve and Niran led the way through the docks, going farther and farther northward. Devan followed, but his unease grew
with each step. Were they headed outside the city? Devan had heard stories of how the northside, outside the walls, was the
worst section of Zaynab. He’d prefer just to go off those stories rather than having actual experience. Please and thank you.
The conditions of the streets they were on certainly got worse, and they hadn’t started out smelling like roses to begin
with. The northern section of docks looked more worn, shabbier, with obvious holes in the wooden planks. The buildings
looked patched with straw and mud, no effort wasted to refine the finishes. And the people, well, they matched their
surroundings. Worn-in, shabby, and they eyed Devan’s party with naked greed as the horses passed. These strangers wandering
through the streets were rich fare to them. If not for Devan’s obvious chain mail and weaponry, they might have tried for it.
Yup. The sooner they got out of here, the better.
Steve let out a trill, like a magpie sensing a shiny. “We’re getting very close! Go left.”
Oh thank fuck. Yes, please, find the bone and get out of this area, pronto.
Niran turned left at the next street, which smelled rank and foul, like an open sewer with the runs. Likely an accurate
description. Having a sewer that wasn’t maintained was, in a way, worse than not having one at all.
Eww, and there it was, dead ahead. The sewer was so backed up it ran over into the street. They’d need cleaning spells
after leaving this street; otherwise, the stench would follow them for days.
“There, there! In there!” Steve crowed.
“Use your words,” Niran chided.
“You bastard, it’s not like I can point!”
“Which is why I’m telling you to use different words.”
“Into the graveyard!”
Of course they were going into a graveyard in failing light with a mother storm rolling in off the ocean. Of course they
were. Had Devan failed to give the appropriate sacrifices to the gods of luck? Or was this Tan’s luck messing with them?
The graveyard was on the northern edge of the city and looked utterly abandoned. More weeds than grass, snags with
spindly branches reaching for the heavens as if praying for salvation. If there ever was a gate, it was long gone. The remaining
bits of fence loosely ringing the graveyard were now a disintegrated mess held together by…who knows what, Devan couldn’t
see a reason why the wooden slats were still standing upright.
The storm made itself known. Strong winds began blowing through the area, ruffling leaves and clothes alike, carrying
with it the scent of ozone and rain. It would hit very soon, within half an hour, and Devan would highly prefer to be indoors
when it happened.
They clopped inside the graveyard and Devan turned his head, checking on the kids riding alongside him. Why he
bothered, even he couldn’t explain. Zi Rui’s dark brown eyes were alight with glee, looking all around him as if he was at a
carnival. Lesia wasn’t any better, grinning like a loon.
Of course they were happy in a graveyard. Black-sorcerers-in-training that they were, why would they react like normal
children? Devan should’ve known better.
Well, as long as they weren’t scared, it was fine.
He heard someone before he could get eyes on them. The graveyard had many graves from a bygone time, when this part
of the city had been more upscale. Huge tombstones and mausoleums were decorated with mature trees that had obviously
suffered damage in a previous storm. Widow-makers hung at odd angles, brushing up against the ground. It gave the whole area
a very neglected feeling. Grave robbers would love this place as based on its state, no one cared about the souls resting here.
Hence person up ahead? Devan would lay good odds on that being the case.
They rounded a large weeping willow and lo and behold, a man with a shovel was digging away at one of the burial
plots.
Called it.
Devan held a hand on the hilt of his short sword the whole time, but now he gripped it, ready to draw, a warning building
in his throat.
Niran beat him to it. “Hey! Get your grubby paws off that grave!”
The man straightened, peering up at them from underneath a shadowed hood. “Fuck off.”
Steve rattled on his cart some more. “It’s on him! Or near him. Either way, my boooOOOooone!”
“Ho?” The grave robber looked up at Steve with more interest. “A sentient skeleton? How much you want for ’im?”
Oh, to be able to take that offer. Alas, contracts. Wait, was he able to see through Tan’s glamour? No, he wasn’t looking
at Steve directly. Must be able to sense the bone, like a necromancer radar. Not to mention hear him. Steve wasn’t exactly
quiet. His reaction didn’t bode well.
Niran took lead this time. “He’s not for sale. It’s because of him we’re here. You have a dragon bone on you.”
The leer, under the hood, was sinister and greedy. “Damn right I do. Fight me for it, Necro. I’ll take that bone as my
prize.”
Niran was all too eager to hop off his horse, already drawing out his bag of holding. Then again, he probably didn’t get
offers for a duel very often. So of course he was all in. Devan had zero interest in interfering. Possibly less than zero.
The other necromancer charged, unleashing the first spell from his wand, but Niran was ready for him, and their powers
collided. Devan flinched on instinct but knew Tan had already erected a shield to protect bystanders. Sure enough, a green bolt
from Niran glanced right off the domed shield and sheered harmlessly upward into the darkening sky.
The fight looked strange to Devan. He’d seen Niran fight before. Many times, in fact. But never against another
necromancer. Seeing the magic slung between the two of them felt borderline creepy, the heavy, dark atmosphere from the
storm heightening the eerie feel. Niran’s power was a vibrant green, threads of black outlining the harsher spells. He was
precise and lethal with his spells, exuding confidence with each strike. But the other necromancer, he seemed more self-taught.
To Devan’s eyes, it looked as if he was hashing random spells together. His magic was every color under the sun, often fused in
a way that looked much like a catastrophe waiting to happen. The colors weren’t deep in hue, just…chaotic, which indicated
he wasn’t all that powerful and was overcompensating with his magic.
The kids “oohed” and “aahed,” cheering as Niran pulled out two skeletons and a zombie to help with the fight. The other
necromancer promptly did the same, yanking them out of his bag, and the two undead armies clashed theatrically with many a
sword waving and clanging.
“For Bone Daddy!” Niran’s skeletons cried out, attacking with fervor.
The skeletons were all engaged, swinging at each other with something that resembled decent form, which meant their
swords clashed more often than not. It was like watching animated figurines dueling. Devan was having a hard time taking it
seriously. Especially when Niran called out encouragement like a proud papa.
“Good, good, hit ’em again! That’s my skelebabies.”
As free entertainment went, the scene was a good one. Shame Devan didn’t have a tankard or a snack or something.
Enjoyable fights called for ale and snacks. On second thought, the smells around them might bring it all back up again.
The rustle of a bag brought his head around and he saw Tan pop something into his mouth before chewing. Seeing his
inquisitive look, Tan explained, “I have leaves.”
“As in medicine, spices, or something you picked up off the ground?” With Tan, he literally never knew.
“Mint. Want some? Helps with the smell.”
Devan made gimme hands. His husband promptly handed the bag over and he grabbed two leaves to chew on before
offering some to the kids. They took it, but their eyes were utterly focused on the fight. Steve was too, for that matter.
Devan wasn’t worried. For one, Niran was crazy strong, one of the more powerful necromancers in the known world.
For another, if by some chance he did fail, Tan would be right on the enemy’s ass before the man could even turn around.
Niran spun like a dancer to avoid an attack, his lean form graceful, and threw a hard combination of three spells, all in a
row. Devan had no idea what spells, only that they all resembled bright green-and-black fire. He really had to find a moment to
ask Niran how he made his fireballs a different color.
Two missed, but the third one landed true, hitting the necromancer dead in his solar plexus. He gasped on impact, his skin
melting to his clothes in a sickening way, shrieking in an airless gasp as he hastily cast a spell to cancel the fire.
Niran gave him no chance to recover. With ruthless precision, he cut the man down with a sheering spell, beheading him
on the spot. With a meaty thud, the body fell backward, along with the raised constructs as their spells ceased alongside their
dead master.
 As expected, Tan hadn’t needed to provide backup. Devan chewed some more on his mint. Good mint, too.
Niran put hands on hips and beamed down at his vanquished opponent. “You know, every time I hit him, I felt better.
Mentally and physically.”
“No, you can’t resolve the pain that way,” Devan said. “That’s going to the dark side.”
“Did you forget who you’re talking to?”
Ah. Right. “Never mind. So where’s Steve’s bone?”
“My boooOOOooone,” Steve wailed, making pitiful noises like he was snuffling. Seriously, how was he doing that when
he didn’t have the necessary tissue or muscle to even make such noises? For that matter, how did he vibrate in place?
“I think it’s the sword.” Niran reached down and plucked the large sword out of the loot stacked near the grave.
Devan turned to the kids. “Lesia, Zi Rui, take a good look at this man. This is a man you will never become because you
will loot the live bodies.”
Niran waved him off. “Alive. Dead. Semantics. Anyway, it’s definitely the sword. They apparently used one leg to create
twin swords.”
It certainly looked that way. The sword in Niran’s hands was nearly identical to the one Devan had won earlier today.
The only difference was the hilts, as the new one was wrapped in leather.
If the leg had been cut in two, then…? You know what, that was a Niran and Steve problem. Devan didn’t have to figure
out how to glue those two parts back together. For all he knew, Niran had the magical version of a permanent cast or something.
Steve did a happy dance on his cart. “I’m so glad you reclaimed it. Thank you, Niran. You can put them together, right?
They’ve been carved into weird shapes, after all.”
“Oh sure, no worries, fixing bones is something I do all the time. Not like skeletons are pristine when I find them, after
all.”
A good point. One Devan should have realized sooner. “What about the foot?”
“Still missing, looks like. Which doesn’t bode well for me. I can only hope it turns up at some point.”
Lesia took the sword from Niran, cackling with pure evil glee. It took two hands and was nearly as tall as her, but she
held firm, the tip of the sword barely off the ground. She looked just like Fa with that wild expression, and Devan felt a sense
of gloom roll in like the thunderclouds above. Shit, ten years from now, he might have two Fas to contend with.
“I will use this for evil, I promise you,” she informed Steve.
“What? Child, no! That’s not what it’s for! Have I taught you nothing?”
“You have literally taught her nothing,” Tan drawled. “And no, Lesia, you may not play with that.”
“Why?”
“You’ll become corrupted by necromantic power and the next thing I know, you’ll want your own skeletons.”
“I thought it was because I’d stab people with it.”
“No, honey, people need to be stabbed sometimes. That’s fine.”
Devan had to cut that conversation short before the kids were influenced even further. Also because at this point it had
started to drizzle, a precursor to heavy rains. Unfortunately, they had lost their window to portal back to Sol. “On that note,
let’s go find an inn. In a more reputable part of the city.”
Both brothers looked at him like he’d lost his mind.
“In Zaynab?” Tan asked in amusement.
“I misspoke. In a place people are less inclined to rob us or try to kill us.”
“Again, in Zaynab?”
Ugh. “Can I at least have a bed that isn’t crawling with vermin or diseases and have a chance to wash this filth off?”
“Oh, that we can probably manage. I know a good place, follow me.”
 Four

Tan

Tan got them three rooms at a very fine inn. Meaning it was upscale enough to have its own security (a necessity in
Zaynab), clean enough to avoid bedbugs, and each room had its own private onsen. Honestly, he was just happy to be out of the
raging monsoon outside.
Why, yes, Tan might have chosen this particular inn for its indoor hot springs. Ulterior motives? Him? You betcha.
Niran made noise about eating dinner in his room, measuring the bones, evaluating them and such. Tan waved his brother
away. One less person to interrupt was fine by him. The kids ended up wanting to go with their uncle, as they were both curious
about how he intended to fuse the bones.
Tan might have mentioned boning Devan to Niran, and his brother had only responded, “Say no more, we’re gone.”
Which meant that abruptly, he had Devan. To himself. Inside a rather steamy, private room with an onsen all to
themselves. It was one of those rare moments when Tan’s plans had aligned perfectly. Was he questioning this gift from the
heavens? Absolutely not.
He closed and locked the door behind him, taking no chances, peeling off his clothes. Then hit the clothes with a cleaning
spell as Devan had a point about the stench from the streets. Their boots especially were yuck. If the cleaning spell didn’t
work, he might well have to resort to extreme measures. Like fire.
The room’s onsen was perfection. It was situated right outside with a roof overhead and protective charms surrounding
it, likely in part to keep it insulated from the weather, also to keep out any ruffians. Sitting on the higher ground of the inn, it
looked out over the ocean, which was probably a beautiful view any other day, but right now showcased the ongoing monsoon.
The bamboo slats on either side gave them privacy while allowing the cool ocean breeze to wash over them, keeping the
steamy atmosphere from becoming stifling. Yuzu fruits bobbed in the water, emitting a citrusy scent, and Tan spotted several
bottles of yuzu oil waiting off to the side. Likely meant for massages, but that wasn’t what Tan would use it for, no siree.
Devan, being the efficient man he was, had already stripped and was under one of the free-standing showerheads, rinsing
off the worst of the grime that the rain had missed.
For a moment, Tan was frozen in place, his eyes sweeping Devan from head to toe. Despite being lovers and married for
several months, Tan could never get used to the sight. All that lovely muscle rippling whenever Devan shifted or moved, the
way the mellow lighting of the lanterns played over his amber skin, like a subtle foreplay. Tan damn near drooled. He
swallowed hard, his groin heating.
Never mind that he’d had hot jungle sex with the man the night before. Never mind that he was a touch sore today
because of it. None of that mattered.
Must. Get. Hands. On. That.
He skipped right over, using both hands to cup those firm cheeks and give them a loving stroke.
“Can I help you?” Devan drawled, a hint of amusement in his voice.
“You have such a nice ass,” Tan complimented, eyes completely absorbed in what his hands were doing.
“So do you.”
He glanced up to catch the wink Devan threw at him. Look at his husband, being all flirty. If he got any cuter, Tan
wouldn’t let him out of bed tonight.
Tan closed in, slipping hands around Devan’s waist, then sliding one down in search of treasure. He pressed a kiss
against Devan’s shoulder blade before purring, “You know, we have no kids right now.”
“I did notice that, yes.”
“If we chose to have a little fun, there would be no interruptions.”
Devan chuckled. “Twist my arm. The question is, are you wanting to top me?”
Oooh, tempting. Devan likely asked because Tan had been admiring his fine ass. “I wouldn’t be upset about it, but don’t
you want to lift me up against the wall here?”
“Is that supposed to be a trick question?”
Tan laughed, stroking the very nice dick in his hand. It steadily hardened under his attention. Devan tilted his head back,
sighing in pleasure and relaxing into Tan’s hold. Tan loved it when Devan let go. He knew precisely how hard-won this man’s
trust was. The fact that Tan had such trust, well, it never failed to give him a rush.
“If you’re wanting to be fucked into the wall,” Devan murmured, tone wicked, “then I think it’s time to turn the tables.”
For such a large man, Devan’s reflexes were lightning fast. He spun around, dropping to his knees as he got his hands
under Tan’s thighs, lifting him up against the bamboo wall before Tan could register what was happening. His back thumped
against the humid wood, a startled laugh erupting from him as he relaxed into the hold. Devan would never drop him, he was
sure of that.
Devan playfully bit his inner thigh, sending a warm shiver racing along his skin, anticipation building within him. Tan
watched through hooded eyes as his husband nibbled and licked his way closer to Tan’s dick, taking his time to nuzzle the skin.
He knew it drove Tan crazy.
He also knew Tan loved being driven crazy.
When that warm mouth engulfed his tip, lightly sucking, it felt like a relief and a tease all at once. As much as he loved
the sensation, Tan was not satisfied with stopping there, either.
“Devvvvv,” he whined, hands stroking over that short, textured hair.
Devan withdrew his mouth and whispered in a hot, moist rush against Tan’s sensitized skin, “Summon the oil for me.”
First the man drove him crazy, and now he was asking Tan to somehow locate brain cells and drag them above his
beltline before making them work? What was this, some kind of creative torture?
Then again, if he didn’t summon it, it meant Devan would either have to put him down (hell to the no), or there would be
no wall fucking (also not acceptable).
Dammit, fine. He was sure he could find two brain cells to rub together.
Tan used willpower and desperation to fuel him as he got his brain in working order long enough to summon the small
vial of oil he always kept in his pocket. He was a man of eternal optimism and opportunity, sue him. The vial leapt out of the
basket where he’d put his clothes and flew to him, and wow, he even caught it. Go him. Tan totally impressed himself.
Devan rearranged Tan’s legs to sit on his broad shoulders, freeing up his hands, and Tan relaxed into the position as the
vial was taken from him. Between the wall supporting his back and Devan’s shoulders, there was no chance of him falling.
Devan’s mouth and tongue worked his shaft up and down in a leisurely way, the sounds of mouth on skin absolutely obscene.
A blunt-tipped finger, slick with oil, breached him gently. Ever so tender, this man, and Tan honestly loved him for it. Tan
sighed as pleasure seeped through him, the slight burn as a second finger slipped inside only heightening his feelings of delight.
It was dangerous, the game Devan played. Tan could feel his pleasure building, and he might well come at the rate Devan
was going. His whole body felt hot, and it wasn’t solely because of the steam rising from the hot springs nearby.
“De—” Come on, mouth, cooperate. “Devan, I’m—”
His lover pulled his mouth free again, this time also retracting his fingers. Fuck yes, thank you, any god listening. Tan
was seriously on edge now. He needed Devan in him.
With casual strength that somehow—impossibly—turned Tan on even further, Devan lifted him once again by the thighs,
standing as he did so, holding Tan in place until he was in position, and then lowered him slowly. Tan’s whole front rubbed
against Devan’s chest in a hot, slick glide, and fuck—that felt amazing against his dick. Well hello, look who else was hard as a
rock.
Tan seized Devan’s head with both hands, slanting his mouth over Devan’s hungrily, his kiss demanding. Devan kissed
back, but his hands were busy holding Tan up so he could—
“Ngh.” Tan groaned into Devan’s mouth as that hard cock breached him. His whole body flexed and shuddered under the
penetration. His fingers dug into Devan’s shoulders, needing purchase, something to ground him.
The second Devan was fully seated, he shifted his grip so Tan could wrap both legs around his waist. Devan felt so
inconceivably deep, like he couldn’t possibly be any farther inside, not even with gravity assisting. It felt so perfectly amazing.
Tan loved the stretching sensation, every second he was connected with his lover.
Devan’s hips drew back and thrust in, a short thrust, like he was finding his angle. Then he widened his stance a little,
shifting Tan’s back so that he was angled against the wall, and his next thrust in was perfection itself.
Little grunts and pants escaped Tan’s mouth as his husband found the right rhythm, his pace picking up. Tan’s whole body
became overwhelmed with pleasure, wave after wave crashing through him with every thrust. He had no time to collect
himself, to even try and manage each emotion before the next wave swept through him. All he could do was cling to Devan,
breathe, and enjoy it as the storm raged above them.
Those hard abs rubbing against his dick with every thrust was like a dual attack of pleasure. Tan stood no chance against
it. He felt his groin tighten, knew he was close, and tried to warn Devan, but it all came out as inarticulate noises.
He came hard, shuddering under the force of it, clinging to Devan for dear life as he instinctively needed something to
ground him.
Devan groaned, thrusts becoming erratic as he sought his own release, slamming into Tan’s channel several times before
stilling. Then he sagged a little, breathing hard against Tan’s shoulder, panted breaths warm against heated skin.
“Delightful,” Tan said on a sigh, the afterglow making him a little loopy. A pleasant lassitude swept through him and his
desire to do anything else waned sharply. Lounging against Devan in the hot springs was his next goal. Anything more
industrious was beyond him.
Devan kissed his shoulder. “Yes. You are.”
Such a sweet talker, his man. “Bet I can pin you against the wall next time.”
That was not at all what he’d planned to say next. Mouth, must you be like this?
Lifting his head, Devan gave him a curious look. “How many spells would go into that?”
“Two…er, maybe three.” It’s not like he’d planned it out.
Yeah, okay, that was a bald lie. Tan had fantasized about all sorts of positions. He’d never been quite sure if Devan
would be willing to switch on that particular one.
His husband knew him well. He gave Tan an arch look. “Don’t act like you haven’t planned this all out.”
Busted. “Fine. Two and a swing. A specially made swing.”
“Oh, is that what you’ve been hiding in the back corner of your workroom?”
Tan’s eyes popped wide, both surprise and outrage running through him. “How did you—? It better not have been Thing
One and Thing Two telling tales!”
“Actually, it was Lesia with questions. Many, many questions.”
“Oh. Damn. Sorry?”
“Please glamour your sex toys in progress, for both our sakes?”
“Definitely will from now on, promise.” It proved how patient Devan was, that he was amused instead of reaming Tan
out for being careless around curious kids. Still, he felt like he owed Devan something for his good attitude. “How about we
wash up and I’ll give you a nice oiled massage after we soak?”
Chuckling, Devan pressed an affectionate kiss against his mouth. “Yes, with that you’ll be forgiven.”
His husband really did know him all too well.
It was sexy as sin, too. Tan had zero complaints.
 Five

Devan

Devan shifted in bed a little, eyes still closed and mostly asleep. Some part of his brain insisted something was
happening. But he was comfortable, Tan was a warm weight in his arms, and he had zero inclination to move. Besides, it was
still too early to consider getting out of bed. He didn’t even hear birds, and getting up before the birds was a no.
And yet, something was teasing at the edge of his awareness. Feet pattering in the room next door, doors opening and
closing noisily, all hinting at urgency. Devan tried to will it away. Not his circus—
From the other side of the wall, there was a wail. “My booOOOOOoooooOOOOooone~!”
—but apparently his monkeys. Dammit.
Tan turned toward him a little and slit one eye open. “Is that Steve?”
“Who else would be wailing about a bone?” Devan didn’t have enough wakey wakey in his system for that.
“Could be Niran.”
Ah. True. “No, Niran should be on the other side of us.”
There was a digestive pause. “You can remember stuff like that before coffee?”
“Survival skill.”
There came a hard knock before their door opened and Lesia called out, “Get up, Master! Steve said there’s a bone
nearby and it’s moving away from the city!”
That imparted, she immediately shut the door.
Shit. Devan exploded into action, reaching for clothes and pulling them on. Then he hastily exited their room and went
into the one next door, the one the apprentices and Steve were sharing. Did it count as sharing if Steve didn’t sleep…?
Devan set that thought aside—after he had coffee—and took in the scene in front of him. The skull was visibly vibrating
on one of the beds, like a neurotic dog longing for a forbidden treat, all while staring out the dark window.
“It’s there,” Steve insisted, voice becoming higher and higher pitched. “It’s there, near the ocean…somehow, and it’s
moving away!”
Devan heard ocean plus moving and there was only one explanation: ship.
Well, wait. It could be on a wagon heading somewhere and just so happened to be near the ocean. But Devan wouldn’t
bet on it.
Fucking hell, what a day this was turning out to be, and it wasn’t even properly morning yet.
“Steve, you sure?” Zi Rui turned to look Steve in the socket.
“I’m very sure,” Steve insisted. “The feeling of my bone is growing more distant by the second. Devan, please, we must
act quickly!”
He had this sinking feeling he would not be getting breakfast. Or coffee. Devan was more upset about the coffee.
“Right. Kids, pack up and get ready to move. Lesia, go wake Niran first.”
“On it.” She was out the door in a flash.
Instructions given, he turned smartly on his heel and hustled back into his and Tan’s room.
Tan was irate even as he pulled on a boot one-handed, his other hand close to his mouth as he spoke into his ring. “—yes,
I’m fucking sure. Get your pale, lily-white ass out of bed right now. Steve’s damn near in hysterics.”
That wasn’t far off. “Tan, I think it’s on a ship, one going out with the morning tide.”
Tan flopped his head dramatically. “Of course that might be the case. I’ve got kids and horses. You get transportation.”
That was why they worked so well together. They didn’t need to hash out every detail. Devan grinned at him, leaning in
long enough to smack a kiss against his mouth before pulling away. “Meet you at the harbor.”
After saddling Dan, there was only the barest hint of sunlight seeping over the horizon, but it was a lighter version of
night rather than proper day. Steve should have felt this other bone last night, but if the ship had sailed in while everyone slept
—having been delayed due to last’s night storm—and was departing first thing with the morning tide? Then it made sense. A
quick pit stop for supplies before moving on was not unheard of.
All right, time to hunt down a ship for hire. A schooner would be best, something he and Tan could handle, as no one else
really knew how to sail. Plus, a schooner would be far faster than a frigate, meaning they’d have a much better chance of
catching up. Devan estimated it would take at least thirty minutes for everyone to pack up, get to the docks, and then load onto
the schooner.
Time ticked away steadily, and not in their favor. Devan felt that ticking time like an itch on the back of his neck. Pursuits
were hard on the pursuer. They had no real supplies, no ship lined up, and Devan had no idea if they would be able to catch
their target. Even if he raced to get them on a ship, it would take some magical cheating to pull it off.
Zaynab was a city that never slept. No matter the time, day or night, people were always up and about. Usually in the
midst of cons or larceny, granted. Dawn was no exception, so Devan didn’t have a clear path to the docks, but luckily it wasn’t
his first time in the city. He hauled ass down the uneven, rain-slicked streets, dodging people and carts. Dan, having not had
breakfast, with Opinions About Not Having Breakfast, might have headbutted a few people who failed to get out of his way in
a timely fashion.
In ten minutes flat, Devan got to the docks, which were already bustling with activity, and cast about for the right sign.
After three false starts, he found a small building perched on the edge of the dock with the sign, Rent-a-Ship.
Perfect. Hopefully.
He beelined for that store, with its peeling blue paint and questionable front stoop, and gave the aging wood a hard
knock.
From the other side of the door, he heard grumbling from a creaking voice. “Damn and blast, who the hell would be
pounding on a man’s door this hour of the morning—”
The door was yanked open and a stooped old man with white hair and only one eye peered up at Devan. He did not look
pleased.
Devan wasn’t either, but he tried for a smile anyway. Felt forced. Well, he’d tried. “Apologies about this hour, good
master. I’m not happy about it either, but I need a ship urgently. Do you have any schooners to let?”
The man blinked up at him, scowl firmly etched into the tanned lines on his face. He looked Devan up and down, no
doubt taking in his urgency as well as his clothes. Devan hadn’t pulled on his chain mail—no time—leaving it to Tan to bring
with him. The lack of protection left Devan looking like a muscular merchant. An armed one. The man likely came to
conclusions that did not favor Devan’s pocketbook. “I do. Two, in fact. I’ve got Angel’s Wings, she’s in port but hasn’t yet been
cleaned from the last customer. Then there’s Harbringer, but it’s not due in until noon. Which ya fancy?”
That took no thought on Devan’s part. He didn’t care if the ship wasn’t pristine, he just needed a hull and sails right now.
“Angel’s Wings, please. How much?”
“Fifty gold a day should do ya. Deposit required.”
Ouch. Devan felt that hit right in his miserly soul. See? Being well-dressed in Zaynab never helped. He thought quickly
and offered, “Thirty, and I’ll bring her back clean.”
The old geezer’s mouth stretched into a grin. “Done. Better be shipshape, though.”
“Oh, she will be.” He had two sorcerers with cleaning spells, it would be fine. “Deposit of sixty gold fine?”
“Fine by me.”
Devan handed the money over, then followed him down the dock to the schooner in question. He’d half expected
something a little worse for wear, but apparently the man’s ships were better maintained than his office building. She looked
fine, perfectly seaworthy, and Devan’s anxiety went down by half. Only half, though, as he still had to figure out where that ship
carrying a dragon bone was headed.
The old man gestured to the schooner with a wave of his hand. “There she be. You, er, do know how to sail?”
“Grew up on ships,” Devan assured him. “I won’t scuttle her.”
“Ah. Good. All right, when do you expect to be back?”
“Hopefully within a week, but make it two just in case. We’re trying to catch up with someone.”
“Two weeks, got it.” He unbent enough to give Devan a nod. “Good luck.”
“Thank you.”
As the owner moved off at a shuffle, Devan spotted Tan and company reaching the dock area. It was busy here, and with
Tan at that distance, there was little chance he’d be able to find Devan in the crowd. Devan didn’t even try to get his attention.
He lifted his ring to his mouth and said, “Tanawat Ritthirong Salvino.”
“Hubby, where are you?”
“Turn left, go down three spots. I’m on the very edge of the docks near the blue and white schooner.”
“Ah! I see you. Coming. Steve keeps whining that his bone is getting farther and farther away. Niran’s meeting us
here. He’s bringing breakfast with him and feed for the horses. I’ve got a signal going so he can portal straight to me.”
Breakfast? For tummies? Devan really did like his brother-in-law some days. “Good. Dan and I are both hungry. Come
quickly, let’s set sail.”
While waiting on them, he chivvied Dan up the ramp, then settled him in the forecastle, the best place to keep the horses
out of the way. Before he had that done, he heard the others arriving. And by others, he mostly meant a complaining Steve.
“Do you think this boat is fast enough? I don’t know anything about human ships, but will this one work? What if we
figure out which boat it is, but we’re not fast enough to catch up?”
“Well,” Tan drawled, “I do have a spell for that.”
“You do? What is it?”
“You click your heels together and say, ‘There’s no place like boat.’”
Right, so Tan was apparently in a fine mood. Devan did snort at the dry humor, even as he turned to greet everyone.
Steve’s bullshit meter was good, and he was able to pick up on Tan’s sarcasm quite well. “Ha, fine. I’ll ask Devan.”
“Why ask Devan?”
“You think I haven’t figured this out by now? Devan’s the only responsible one in this whole party.”
That was sadly true. Sad for Devan’s sake, at least.
He might as well assure Steve before someone gave in to temptation and threw him into the ocean. By someone, he meant
himself. Poised at the railing, he looked down as people lined up on the ramp to board.
“Steve, a schooner is very fast. We should be able to catch up. Especially with two sorcerers here to boost the wind if
we need it.”
Steve’s attitude did an about-face, turning optimistic. “Good! I knew I could count on you, Devan.”
“Uh-huh. Hurry up, we’re losing time as it is.”
Niran popped on board, a basket in one hand, two crates at his feet. He looked around, taking it all in, and nodded in
approval. “Good find, Devan. This should help us catch right up.”
Devan’s full attention was not on the schooner, but on his grumbling stomach. “Niran, where’s my breakfast?”
Niran held up a wicker basket. “Right here. Biscuits, bacon, and coffee thicker than blood.”
“You are a gem among brothers-in-law.”
“I do try. You get the boat moving.”
“That’s called setting sail.”
“Yes, that.”
Never mind, he’d never get any of these guys to be sailors. Devan wrote off that possibility and started the process for
casting off. Anchor up, mooring line in, sails down—it was all so ingrained that Devan could likely do it in his sleep.
Childhood training would never leave him.
In minutes, they were off, the schooner pulling out into the open ocean. Quite a number of ships set sail with them, all
headed to their own destinations. He estimated a good two dozen ships, of all different sizes. It meant watching all angles to
avoid a collision, but he was used to such scenes. Devan kept one hand on the helm, the other occupied with breakfast. Damn,
these were good biscuits. And the coffee was bliss upon his soul.
Niran came up with a container of coffee and topped him off. He was a good brother-in-law that way. “Do you even
know where we’re headed?”
“It’s my job to sail, not navigate.”
“You act like this isn’t your problem.”
Devan sighed, a deep sigh straight from his toenails. “Why is it my problem?”
“Look, if it’s not your problem, then it’s my problem, and since it’s your problem, it’s definitely not my problem.”
“Everything’s my problem!”
On the deck behind Devan, Steve chirped, “Present!”
“Dammit, you’re actually with me.” Devan turned and glared at him. “All right, you. Be useful. Which way?”
“Straight ahead.”
Devan gave Niran a pointed look. “Why correct me when I’m going the right way?”
“I was simply asking a question!” Niran protested, free hand spread in innocence.
“Uh-huh. You understand the only reason I haven’t thrown you overboard is because you gave me coffee.”
“Well, why do you think I gave you coffee?”
“Sometimes, it’s very obvious you and Tan are brothers.” In all the wrong ways, but also in the most hysterical of ways.
Niran was lucky the good still outweighed the bad. He was toeing the line to be fish food, though.
Thankfully, it was a good day for sailing. Winds were strong, barely a cloud in the sky after last night’s storm. They
should make good time even without any magical help. He could feel the clean ocean breeze lifting his mood, the smell of
water and brine acting like a welcoming committee. It honestly felt like a boon to be out on the ocean again. Maybe he should
do this periodically, give himself a break from running a country. He could feel cobwebs leaving his brain as he let himself
indulge in wind and waves, taking in the vibrant sunrise.
He felt that life had significantly improved in Glane after taking the throne. Truly, anything would have been an
improvement over what Serenity had done. He still came across damaged areas, or towns that had been abandoned after losing
most of their population, and when he did his heart broke all over again. But for every scar upon the land, he could look at
another place that thrived, where people lived happily and with hope for the future. He took great pride in that.
Sometimes—like when he was in his office, buried in paperwork—he regretted becoming king. Just a little. Mostly
because he missed fieldwork, and fighting, and going on adventures with Tan. He had missed days like today.
Maybe he should try to find more of a middle ground when they return home. Find ways to leave the office for a week
here and there, get the blood pumping. Little vacations that involved mayhem were good for the system.
Oooh, that idea was two birds with one stone. If he told Tan he wanted to go on mini-quests, his husband would
immediately agree. And then Devan could have more alone time with his very cute husband. Hmm, yes, that idea was genius. It
meant having to hire at least one more person to help with all the administrative tasks—he couldn’t dump everything on Wells,
that wouldn’t be fair—but it was doable. When they returned with half of Steve’s vault, they’d be in the financial position to
hire.
Devan sipped coffee and sailed straight ahead, all while plotting. For that matter, he rather hoped someone would give
him an actual target soon. Quite a few ships had left at dawn that morning, so there was no telling which one was their quarry.
Lesia skipped up onto the quarter deck, her expression serious. That expression normally heralded an incoming heart
attack or stomach ulcer for Devan, so he braced himself. Or tried. He never knew what was going to come out of that child’s
mouth.
“Mr. Devan, I have a question.”
Niran was the one who encouraged her. “What?”
“Okay, if a boy’s ass is a bussy, and a girl’s ass is a gussy, then—”
WHAT?! Devan choked on his coffee and had to take a second to get his wind back before rasping out, “Why are these
words that you said out loud?”
Steve muttered, “I just took psychic damage from that. Oh my god, please decapitate my hussy.”
Niran hushed him. “Stop, you’re killing Devan!”
So, Lesia’s questions had now upgraded to giving Devan mini-strokes. Good to know. “Lesia, where did you even hear
that?”
She gave him an uncertain look. “Uh, Uncle Niran?”
Devan’s eyes snapped to him, his urge to restrict Niran’s airway coming in hard and fast. Niran, of course, had survival
instincts. He booked it to the forecastle where the horses were.
Lesia looked even more uncertain. “Uh…was that not right?”
“None of that was right and please don’t repeat it ever again.”
“Oh. Okay.” She shrugged that off, hit Steve with a shrinking spell, making him something closer to a cow’s skull—wait,
why hadn’t they done that sooner?—then leaned down and scooped Steve up. “There, now you can see better. Are we getting
closer?”
“We are.”
Thank you, any god listening, for good news. Devan had needed some after that mind-melting conversation.
They kept sailing. It felt like minutes were hours, but the sun rising in the sky would attest that barely an hour had passed
before Steve piped up again.
“We’re getting so close! Devan, go west a little, they’re turning in that direction.”
West? Southwest, really, as they’d been going south this entire time. Were they following the coastline? Sure, most ships
did, usually aiming for the next port for trade or such. If they docked soon, that would make life much easier. No need to catch
them on the open sea. Instead, negotiations could be done in a pub with alcohol involved, which always went over better.
Was it too early for Devan to hope for the easier method?
The ships started thinning out, going in different directions, or falling behind as they were heavily weighed down
frigates. Eventually, the only two ships ahead of them were both frigates, and one of the frigates was quite obviously heading
farther west, splitting from the other. It was too far away to make out the sails.
Devan had a sinking feeling for some reason. He wasn’t sure why, but his gut was telling him he would not like what
happened next. Still, he had to ask.
“Steve, which ship?”
“The one on the right, closer to the coastline.”
Well, he had a firm target now. Why was he feeling so anxious, though?
Tan hopped up the stairs to join him at the helm, a spyglass in his hand. “Found this down below, and since ours got left
behind, figured we might as well use it. We got a ship pinpointed yet?”
“The one hugging the coastline.”
“Cool beans.” Tan lifted the spyglass to his eye and peered ahead for a long second.
Then another second. And another. The silence was oppressive. Devan’s eighth sense, The Bitch, raised its head.
“Tan. Why aren’t you saying anything?”
Tan lowered the scope but kept looking in that direction. “Darling, I need you to remember that you love me very much
and that our marriage license says you can’t abandon me when the situation has gotten too ridiculous.”
The hell…? “I don’t remember that on our marriage license.”
 “It’s there.”
“It’s a marriage license. What else could you have possibly added?”
“An asterisk.”
Fuck. Now he had to go find the asterisk section—wherever Tan had hidden that—and figure out what else he’d
somehow agreed to. That was neither here nor there at the moment, though. “You said ridiculous. Are we talking comedic
ridiculous or dangerous ridiculous?”
“More the latter but with some of the former mixed in?”
“Okay, I need you to understand that if I’m going to stare into the abyss and regret my life choices, I want to do it from my
own bed.”
Tan, being a supportive husband, hugged him around the waist. “I’ll let you decompress after this, I promise. Ready?”
“Hit me.”
“Our target is a pirate ship flying the Death Skulls’ Jolly Roger.”
A…pirate ship. With a notorious crew. Death Skulls was, arguably, the pirate ship of the modern world. No one had
ever successfully captured even a single member of its crew. The bounties on the captain alone would buy a kingdom. He’d
heard hair-raising stories about this ship and its crew. Made his own family of smugglers look like pampered children.
Of course it had to be this bloody fucking crew. Of course it did. He let his head thunk against the wheel. Even with the
Sword of the Sea on his hip and two black sorcerers, all of that would only even their odds. Devan wasn’t sure if they were
equipped to go up against the Death Skulls. Trying to take off with their ship only promised they’d make enemies very shortly.
Enemies that liked mayhem for breakfast.
Tan smoothed a hand up and down his back. “Think of abs and ocean, abs and ocean, come back to me. We’ve faced
worse things. We’ll be fine.”
“We’ve got two black sorcerers, me, a talking skull, and two apprentices. Sure, we can totally take a pirate ship on the
open sea.”
“That’s the spirit!”
“It’s not nice of you to ignore my sarcasm.”
Beside him, Lesia let out an excited squeal. “That’s a pirate ship! We get to fight pirates?”
“See?” Tan poked him in the shoulder. “We can’t disappoint the kids.”
Devan mentally begged the universe to restart that conversation. Or even the day. Because this? This would not end well.
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capable of producing so much sound. I have never observed this
habit upon a dull or cloudy day.”
Mr Nuttall having presented me with the nest of this species
attached to the twig to which the bird had fastened it, my amiable
friend Miss Martin has figured it for me, as well as the plant, about
which these lovely creatures are represented. The nest, which
measures two inches and a quarter in height, and an inch and three
quarters in breadth, at the upper part, is composed externally of
mosses, lichens, and a few feathers, with slender fibrous roots
interwoven, and lined with fine cottony seed-down.

Trochilus rufus, Gmel. Syst. Nat. vol. i. p. 497.

Trochilus collaris, Lath. Ind. Ornith. vol. i. p. 318.
Trochilus (Selasphorus) Rufus, Swainson.
Cinnamon or Nootka Humming Bird, Richards. and Swains. Fauna Bor.-
Amer. vol. ii. p. 324.

Adult Male. Plate CCCLXXIX. Figs. 1, 2.

Bill long, straight, subulate, somewhat depressed at the base, acute;
upper mandible with the dorsal line straight, the ridge narrow at the
base, broad and convex toward the end, the sides convex, the edges
overlapping, the tip acuminate; lower mandible with the angle very
long and extremely narrow, the dorsal line straight, the edges erect,
the tip acuminate. Nostrils basal, linear.
Head of ordinary size, oblong; neck short; body slender. Feet very
small; tarsus very short, feathered more than half-way down, toes
small; the lateral equal, the middle toe not much longer, the hind toe
a little shorter than the lateral, anterior toes united at the base; claws
rather long, arched, compressed, laterally grooved, very acute.
Plumage soft and blended; feathers on the throat, fore part and sides
of the neck oblong-obovate, with the filaments towards the end
thickened and flattened, with metallic gloss, those on the sides of the
neck elongated and erectile. Wings rather short, extremely narrow,
falcate, pointed; the primaries rapidly graduated, the second being
longest, but only slightly longer than the first; these two quills taper to
a point; the rest are broader, and gradually become less pointed; the
secondaries are extremely short, and only five in number. Tail rather
long, broad, graduated, the lateral feathers four and a half twelfths of
an inch shorter than the central; the latter are extremely broad,
measuring four and a half twelfths across, and the rest gradually
diminish to the lateral, which are very narrow; all obtusely pointed.
Bill brownish-black; toes brown, claws dusky. The general colour of
the upper parts is bright cinnamon or reddish-orange; the head
bronzed green, the wings dusky, the coverts glossed with green, the
primaries with purplish; each of the tail-feathers has a narrow
longitudinal lanceolate median streak toward the end. The loral
space, a narrow band over the eye, another beneath it, and the
auriculars are reddish-orange; the scale-like feathers of the throat
and sides of the neck are splendent fire-red, purplish-red, yellowish-
red, greenish-yellow or yellowish-green, according to the light in
which they are viewed; behind them, on the lower part of the neck, is
a broad band of reddish-white; the rest of the lower parts are like the
upper, the abdomen inclining to white.
1/2
Length to end of tail 3 7/12 inches; bill along the ridge 7 /12, along
the edge of lower mandible 9 1/4/12; wing from flexure 1 7 1/4/12; tail
1 3 1/2/12; tarsus 1 1/2/12; hind toe 1 1/2/12, its claw 1 1/4/12; middle toe
2 1/4/ , its claw 1
1/2
/12.
12

Adult Female. Plate CCCLXXIX. Fig. 3.

The Female has the bill and feet coloured as in the male. The upper
parts are gold-green, the head inclining to brown; the wings as in the
male; the tail-feathers reddish-orange at the base, brownish-black
toward the end, the tip white. The lower parts are white, tinged with
rufous, of which colour, especially, are the sides; the throat marked
with roundish spots of metallic greenish-red.

Length to end of tail 3 7 1/2/12 inches; bill along the ridge 8 3/4/12; wing
from flexure 1 10/12; tail 1 1 1/2/12.

The above descriptions are from two individuals shot by Dr

Townsend on the “Columbia River, 30th May 1835.” A “young male,
Columbia River, 29th May 1835,” resembles the female as above
described, differing only in having the metallic spots on the throat
larger. A “young female, Columbia River, June 10th 1835,” differs
from the adult only in wanting the metallic spots on the throat, which
is spotted with greenish-brown.

Cleome heptaphylla.

The beautiful plant represented in the plate belongs to Tetradynamia

Siliquosa of the Linnæan arrangement, and to the genus Cleome,
characterized by having three nectariferous glandules at each corner
of the calyx, the lower excepted; all the petals ascending; the
germen stipitate; the siliqua unilocular, two-valved. The species, C.
heptaphylla, is distinguished by its septenate leaves, of which the
leaflets are lanceolate, acuminate, and of a deep green colour. It
grows in South Carolina and Georgia.
 TENGMALM’S OWL.

Strix Tengmalmi, Gmel.

PLATE CCCLXXX. Male and Female.

I procured a fine male of this species at Bangor, in Maine, on the

Penobscot River, in the beginning of September 1832; but am
unacquainted with its habits, never having seen another individual
alive. Dr Townsend informs me that he found it first on the Malade
River Mountains, where it was so tame and unsuspicious, that Mr
Nuttall was enabled to approach within a few feet of it, as it sat
upon the bushes. Dr Richardson gives the following notice
respecting it in the Fauna Boreali-Americana:—“When it accidentally
wanders abroad in the day, it is so much dazzled by the light of the
sun as to become stupid, and it may then be easily caught by the
hand. Its cry in the night is a single melancholy note, repeated at
intervals of a minute or two. Mr Hutchins informs us that it builds a
nest of grass half-way up a pine tree, and lays two white eggs in the
month of May. It feeds on mice and beetles. I cannot state the extent
of its range, but believe that it inhabits all the woody country from
Great Slave Lake to the United States. On the banks of the
Saskatchewan it is so common that its voice is heard almost every
night by the traveller, wherever he selects his bivouac.”

Strix Tengmalmi, Gmel. Syst. Nat. vol. i. p. 291.—Lath. Ind. Ornith. vol. i. p.
65.
 Strix Tengmalmi, Tengmalm’s Owl, Swains. and Richards. Fauna Bor.-
Amer. vol. ii. p. 94.

Adult Male. Plate CCCLXXX. Fig. 1.

Bill short, very deep, strong; upper mandible with its dorsal line
curved from the base, its ridge convex, as are the sides, the edges
sharp and incurved anteriorly, the tip very acute, and at its extremity
nearly perpendicular; the cere short, and bare on its upper part; the
lower mandible has the angle broad and short, the dorsal line slightly
convex, the edges inflected, towards the end incurved, with a notch
on each side close to the abruptly-rounded tip. Nostrils broadly
elliptical, oblique, in the fore part of the cere, which bulges
considerably behind them.
The head is extremely large, roundish, when viewed from above
somewhat triangular; the eyes large. The conch of the ear very large,
of an elliptical form, extending from the base of the lower jaw to near
the top of the head, being an inch and a quarter in length, with an
anterior semicircular operculum stretching along its whole length,
and an elevated margin behind. The neck is very short and thin; the
body very slender; but both appear very full on account of the vast
mass of plumage. The feet are rather short, and strong; the tarsi and
toes covered with very soft downy feathers, the extremities of the
latter with two scutella. The claws are slender, tapering to a fine
point, compressed, and curved.
The facial disk is complete, as is the ruff. The plumage is full, very
soft, and blended; the feathers broadly oblong and rounded. The
wings are rather long, very broad, much rounded; the third primary
longest, the fourth almost equal, the second four-twelfths of an inch
shorter, the first equal to the seventh; the barbs of the outer web of
the first, of half the second, and the terminal part of the third, free
and recurved. Tail of moderate length, arched, slightly rounded, of
twelve broad, rounded feathers.
Bill greyish-brown, yellowish-white at the end; claws yellowish-
brown, their tips dusky. The general colour of the upper parts is
greyish-brown tinged with olive. The feathers of the head have an
elliptical central white spot; those of the neck are similarly marked
with larger white spots, of which some are disposed so as to form a
semicircular band; the scapulars have two or four large round spots
near the end, and some of the dorsal feathers and wing-coverts have
single spots on the outer web. All the quills have marginal white
spots on both webs, arranged in transverse series, there being six
on the outer web of the third quill. On the tail are five series of
transversely elongated narrow white spots. The disk is yellowish-
white, anteriorly black; the ruff yellowish-white, mottled with dusky.
The throat is brown, the chin white. The general colour of the lower
parts is yellowish-white, longitudinally streaked with brown, some of
the feathers of the sides have two white spots near the end; the
tarsal and digital feathers greyish-yellow, with faint transverse bars of
brown.
Length to end of tail 11 inches; wing from flexure 6 10/12; bill along
the ridge 1; tarsus 11/12; hind toe 5/12, its claw 5/12; middle toe 9/12, its
claw 8/12.

Adult Female. Plate CCCLXXX. Fig. 2.

The Female resembles the male, but is considerably larger.
 SNOW GOOSE.

Anser hyperboreus, Bonap.

PLATE CCCLXXXI. Adult Male and Young Female.

The geographical range of the Snow Goose is very extensive. It has

been observed in numerous flocks, travelling northward, by the
members of the recent overland expeditions. On the other hand, I
have found it in the Texas, and it is very abundant on the Columbia
River, together with Hutchins’s Goose. In the latter part of autumn,
and during winter, I have met with it in every part of the United States
that I have visited.
While residing at Henderson on the Ohio, I never failed to watch the
arrival of this and other species in the ponds of the neighbourhood,
and generally found the young Snow Geese to make their
appearance in the beginning of October, and the adult or white birds
about a fortnight later. In like manner, when migrating northward,
although the young and the adult birds set out at the same time, they
travel in separate flocks, and, according to Captain Sir George
Back, continue to do so even when proceeding to the higher
northern latitudes of our continent. It is not less curious that, during
the whole of the winter, these Geese remain equally divided, even if
found in the same localities; and although young and old are often
seen to repose on the same sand-bar, the flocks keep at as great a
distance as possible.
The Snow Goose in the grey state of its plumage is very abundant in
winter, about the mouths of the Mississippi, as well as on all the
muddy and grassy shores of the bays and inlets of the Gulf of
Mexico, as far as the Texas, and probably still farther to the south-
west. During the rainy season, it betakes itself to the large prairies of
Attacapas and Oppellousas, and there young and adult procure their
food together, along with several species of Ducks, Herons, and
Cranes, feeding, like the latter, on the roots of plants, and nibbling
the grasses sideways, in the manner of the Common Tame Goose.
In Louisiana I have not unfrequently seen the adult birds feeding in
wheat fields, when they pluck up the plants entire.
When the young Snow Geese first arrive in Kentucky, about
Henderson for instance, they are unsuspicious, and therefore easily
procured. In a half-dry half-wet pond, running across a large tract of
land, on the other side of the river, in the State of Indiana, and which
was once my property, I was in the habit of shooting six or seven of
a-day. This, however, rendered the rest so wild, that the cunning of
any “Red Skin” might have been exercised without success upon
them; and I was sorry to find that they had the power of
communicating their sense of danger to the other flocks which
arrived. On varying my operations however, and persevering for
some time, I found that even the wildest of them now and then
suffered; for having taken it into my head to catch them in large
traps, I tried this method, and several were procured before the rest
had learned to seize the tempting bait in a judicious manner.
The Snow Goose affords good eating when young and fat; but the
old Ganders are tough and stringy. Those that are procured along
the sea-shores, as they feed on shell-fish, fry and marine plants,
have a rank taste, which, however suited to the palate of the epicure,
I never could relish.
The flight of this species is strong and steady, and its migrations over
the United States are performed at a considerable elevation, by
regular flappings of the wings, and a disposition into lines similar to
that of other Geese. It walks well, and with rather elevated steps; but
on land its appearance is not so graceful as that of our common
Canada Goose. Whilst with us they are much more silent than any
other of our species, rarely emitting any cries unless when pursued
on being wounded. They swim buoyantly, and, when pressed, with
speed. When attacked by the White-headed Eagle, or any other
rapacious bird, they dive well for a short space. At the least
appearance of danger, when they are on land, they at once come
close together, shake their heads and necks, move off in a contrary
direction, very soon take to wing, and fly to a considerable distance,
but often return after a time.
I am unable to inform you at what age the Snow Goose attains its
pure white plumage, as I have found that a judgment formed from
individuals kept in confinement is not to be depended upon. In one
instance at least, a friend of mine who had kept a bird of this species
four years, wrote to me that he was despairing of ever seeing it
become pure white. Two years after, he sent me much the same
message; but, at the commencement of next spring, the Goose was
a Snow Goose, and the change had taken place in less than a
month.
Dr Richardson informs us that, this species “breeds in the barren
grounds of Arctic America, in great numbers. The eggs of a
yellowish-white colour, and regularly ovate form, are a little larger
than those of the Eider Duck, their length being three inches, and
their greatest breadth two. The young fly in August, and by the
middle of September all have departed to the southward. The Snow
Goose feeds on rushes, insects, and in autumn on berries,
particularly those of the Empetrum nigrum. When well fed it is a very
excellent bird, far superior to the Canada Goose in juiciness and
flavour. It is said that the young do not attain the full plumage before
their fourth year, and until that period they appear to keep in
separate flocks. They are numerous at Albany Fort in the southern
part of Hudson’s Bay, where the old birds are rarely seen; and, on
the other hand, the old birds in their migrations visit York Factory in
great abundance, but are seldom accompanied by the young. The
Snow Geese make their appearance in spring a few days later than
the Canada Geese, and pass in large flocks both through the interior
and on the coast.”
The young birds of this species begin to acquire their whiteness
about the head and neck after the first year, but the upper parts
remain of a dark bluish colour until the bird suddenly becomes white
all over; at least, this is the case with such as are kept in captivity.
Although it is allied to the White-fronted or Laughing Goose, Anser
albifrons, I was surprised to find that Wilson had confounded the
two species together, and been of opinion that the Bean Goose also
was the same bird in an imperfect state of plumage. That excellent
ornithologist tells us that “this species, called on the sea-coast, the
Red Goose, arrives in the river Delaware, from the north, early in
November, sometimes in considerable flocks, and is extremely noisy,
their notes being shriller and more squeaking than those of the
Canada, or common Wild Goose. On their first arrival, they make but
a short stay, proceeding, as the depth of winter approaches, farther
south; but from the middle of February, until the breaking up of the
ice in March, they are frequently numerous along both shores of the
Delaware, about and below Reedy Island, particularly near Old Duck
Creek, in the State of Delaware. They feed on roots of the reeds
there, which they tear up like hogs.”
This species is rare both in Massachusetts and South Carolina,
although it passes over both these States in considerable numbers,
and in the latter some have been known to alight among the
common domestic Geese, and to have remained several days with
them. My friend Dr Bachman, of Charleston, South Carolina, kept a
male Snow Goose several years along with his tame Geese. He had
received it from a friend while it was in its grey plumage, and the
following spring it became white. It had been procured in the autumn,
and proved to be a male. In a few days it became very gentle, and
for several years it mated with a common Goose; but the eggs
produced by the latter never hatched. The Snow Goose was in the
habit of daily frequenting a mill-pond in the vicinity, and returning
regularly at night along with the rest; but in the beginning of each
spring it occasioned much trouble. It then continually raised its head
and wings, and attempted to fly off; but finding this impossible, it
seemed anxious to perform its long journey on foot, and it was
several times overtaken and brought back, after it had proceeded
more than a mile, having crossed fences and plantations in a direct
course northward. This propensity cost it its life: it had proceeded as
far as the banks of the Cooper River, when it was shot by a person
who supposed it to be a wild bird.
In the latter part of the autumn of 1832, whilst I was walking with my
wife, in the neighbourhood of Boston in Massachusetts, I observed
on the road a young Snow Goose in a beautiful state of plumage,
and after making some inquiries, found its owner, who was a
gardener. He would not part with it for any price offered. Some
weeks after, a friend called one morning, and told me that this
gardener had sent his Snow Goose to town, and that it would be sold
by auction that day. I desired my friend to attend the sale, which he
did; and before a few hours had elapsed, the bird was in my
possession, having been obtained for 75 cents! We kept this Goose
several months in a small yard at the house where we boarded,
along with the young of the Sand-hill Crane, Grus Americana. It was
fed on leaves and thin stalks of cabbage, bread, and other vegetable
substances. When the spring approached, it exhibited great
restlessness, seeming anxious to remove northward, as was the
case with Dr Bachman’s bird. Although the gardener had kept it four
years, it was not white, but had the lower part of the neck and the
greater portion of the back, of a dark bluish tint, as represented in
the plate. It died before we left Boston, to the great regret of my
family, as I had anticipated the pleasure of presenting it alive to my
honoured and noble friend the Earl of Derby.
There can be little doubt that this species breeds in its grey plumage,
when it is generally known by the name of Blue-winged Goose, as is
the case with the young of Grus Americana, formerly considered as
a distinct species, and named Grus Canadensis.

Anas hyperborea, Gmel. Syst. Nat. vol. i. p. 504.—Lath. Ind. Orn. vol. ii. p.
837.
Snow Goose, Anas hyperborea, Wils. Amer. Ornith. vol. viii. p. 76, pl. 68,
fig. 3, Male, and p. 89, pl. 69, fig. 5, Young.
Anser hyperboreus, Ch. Bonaparte, Synopsis of Birds of United States, p.
376.
Anser hyperboreus, Snow Goose, Richards. and Swains. Fauna Bor.-
Amer. vol. ii. p. 467.
Snow Goose, Nuttall, Manual, vol. ii. p. 344.

Adult Male. Plate CCCLXXXI. Fig. 1.

Bill about the length of the head, much higher than broad at the
base, somewhat conical, compressed, rounded at the tip. Upper
mandible with the dorsal line sloping, the ridge broad and flattened at
the base, narrowed towards the unguis, which is roundish and very
convex, the edges beset with compressed, hard teeth-like lamellæ,
their outline ascending and slightly arched; lower mandible
ascending, nearly straight, the angle long and of moderate length,
the dorsal line beyond it convex, the sides erect, and beset with
lamellæ; similar to those of the upper, but more numerous, the
unguis obovate and very convex. Nasal groove oblong, parallel to
the ridge, filled by the soft membrane of the bill; nostrils medial,
lateral, longitudinal, narrow-elliptical, open, pervious.
Head of moderate size, oblong, compressed. Neck rather long and
slender. Body full, slightly depressed. Feet rather short, strong,
placed about the centre of the body; legs bare a little above the joint;
tarsus rather short, strong, a little compressed, covered all round
with hexagonal, reticulated scales, which are smaller behind; hind
toe very small, with a narrow membrane; third toe longest, fourth
considerably shorter, but longer than the second; all the toes
reticulated above at the base, but with narrow transverse scutella
towards the end; the three anterior connected by a reticulated
membrane, the outer having a thick margin, the inner with the margin
extended into a two-lobed web. Claws small, arched, rather
compressed, obtuse, that of the middle toe bent obliquely outwards,
and depressed, with a curved edge.
Plumage close, full, compact above, blended beneath, as well as on
the head and neck, on the latter of which it is disposed in longitudinal
bands, separated by narrow grooves; the feathers of the lateral parts
small and narrow, of the back ovato-oblong, and abruptly rounded, of
the lower parts curved and oblong. Wings rather long, broad;
primaries strong, incurved, broad, towards the end tapering, the
second longest, but only a quarter of an inch longer than the first,
which scarcely exceeds the third; the first and second sinuate on the
inner web, the second and third on the outer. Secondaries long, very
broad, rounded, the inner curved outwards. Tail very short, rounded,
of sixteen broad rounded feathers.
Bill carmine-red, the unguis of both mandibles white, their edges
black. Iris light brown. Feet dull lake, claws brownish-black. The
general colour of the plumage is pure white; the fore part of the head
tinged with yellowish-red; the primaries brownish-grey, towards the
end blackish-brown, their shafts white unless toward the end.
Length to end of tail 31 3/4 inches, to end of claws 33 1/2, to end of
wings 31 3/4, to carpus 14; extent of wings 62; wing from flexure
19 1/2; tail 6 1/4; bill along the ridge 2 5/8, along the edge of lower
mandible 3 1/4; bare part of tibia 3/4; tarsus 3 5/8; hind toe 1/2, its claw
4 1/2/ ; middle toe 3, its claw 4/12. Weight 6 3/4 lb.
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Young Female, in first winter. Plate CCCLXXXI. Fig. 2.

The colours of the young bird, in its first plumage, are unknown; but
in its second plumage, in autumn and winter, it presents the
appearance exhibited in the plate. The bill is pale flesh-colour, its
edges black, and the unguis bluish-white; the feet flesh-colour, the
claws dusky. The head and upper part of the neck are white, tinged
above with grey, the lower part of the neck all round, the fore part of
the back, the scapulars, the fore part of the breast, and the sides,
blackish-grey; paler beneath. The hind part of the back and the
upper tail-coverts, are ash-grey; as are the wing-coverts; but the
secondary coverts are greyish-black in the middle; and all the quills
are of that colour, the secondaries margined with greyish-white; the
tail-feathers dusky-grey, broadly margined with greyish-white. The
dark colour of the fore part of the breast gradually fades into greyish-
white, which is the colour of the other inferior parts, excepting the
axillar feathers, and some of the lower wing-coverts, which are white.
Length of an individual in this plumage, kept four years, to end of tail
26 inches, to end of claws 25; extent of wings 55; bill along the ridge
2 1/4, from frontal angle 2 1/2; tarsus 2 7 1/2/12; hind toe 6/12, its claw
4 1/2/12; middle toe 2 1/4, its claw 4/12. Weight 2 lb. 13 oz. The bird
very poor.
In an adult male preserved in spirits, the roof of the mouth is
moderately concave, with five series of strong conical papillæ
directed backwards. The posterior aperture of the nares is linear,
margined with two series of extremely slender papillæ. The marginal
lamellæ of the upper mandible are 25, of the lower about 45. The
tongue is 2 inches 5 twelfths long, nearly cylindrical, with strong
pointed papillæ at the base, and on each side a series of flattened,
sharp lamellæ, directed backwards, together with very numerous
bristle-like filaments. It is fleshy, has a soft prominent pad at the base
above, and towards the end has a median groove, the point rounded
thin, and horny. The œsophagus; which is 17 inches long, has a
diameter of 9 twelfths at the upper part, and at the lower part of the
neck is dilated to 1 inch. The proventricular glands are cylindrical,
simple, and arranged in a belt nearly 1 inch in breadth. The other
parts were removed.
The reddish tint on the head affords no indication of the age of the
bird, some individuals of all ages having that part pure white, while
others have it rusty. The same remark applies to our two Swans.
 SHARP-TAILED GROUS.

Tetrao Phasianellus, Linn.

PLATE CCCLXXXII. Male and Female.

This is another species of our birds with the habits of which I am

entirely unacquainted. Dr Richardson’s account of it is as follows:
—“The northern limits of the range of the Sharp-tailed Grous is Great
Slave Lake, in the sixty-first parallel; and its most southern recorded
station is in latitude 41°, on the Missouri. It abounds on the outskirts
of the Saskatchewan plains, and is found throughout the woody
districts of the Fur Countries, haunting open glades or low thickets
on the borders of lakes, particularly in the neighbourhood of the
trading paths, where the forests have been partially cleared. In
winter it perches generally on trees, in summer is much on the
ground; in both seasons assembling in coveys of from ten to sixteen.
Early in spring, a family of these birds select a level spot, whereon
they meet every morning, and run round in a circle of fifteen or
twenty feet in diameter, so that the grass is worn quite bare. When
any one approaches the circle, the birds squat close to the ground,
but in a short time stretch out their necks to survey the intruder; and,
if they are not scared by a nearer advance, soon resume their
circular course, some running to the right, others to the left, meeting
and crossing each other. These “Partridge dances” last for a month
or more, or until the hens begin to hatch. When the Sharp-tailed
Grous are put up, they rise with the usual whirring noise, and alight
again at the distance of a few hundred yards, either on the ground,
or on the upper branches of a tree. Before the cock quits his perch,
he utters repeatedly the cry of cuck, cuck, cuck. In winter they roost
in the snow like the Willow Grous, and they can make their way
through the loose wreaths with ease. They feed on the buds and
sprouts of the Betula glandulosa, of various willows, and of the
aspen and larch; and in autumn on berries. Mr Hutchins says that
the hen lays thirteen white eggs with coloured spots early in June;
the nest being placed on the ground and formed of grass, lined with
feathers.”
Dr Townsend informs me that while crossing the north branch of the
Platte (Lorimie’s Fork), he found this species breeding, and that as
an article of food it proved to be a very well-flavoured and plump
bird, considerably superior to any of the other larger species that
occur in the United States.

Tetrao Phasianellus, Linn. Syst. Nat. vol. i. p. 273.—Lath. Ind. Ornith. vol.
ii. p. 635.—Ch. Bonaparte, Synopsis of Birds of United States, p. 127.
Tetrao Phasianellus, Sharp-tailed Grous, Ch. Bonaparte, Amer. Ornith.
vol. iii. p. 37, pl. 19.
Tetrao (centrocercus) Phasianellus, Swains. Sharp-tailed Grous,
Richards. and Swains. Fauna Bor.-Amer. vol. ii. p. 361.
Sharp-tailed Grous, Nuttall, Manual, vol. i. p. 669.

Adult Male. Plate CCCLXXXII. Fig. 1.

Bill short, strong, as broad as high; upper mandible with the dorsal
line arcuato-declinate, the ridge narrow at the base on account of the
great extent of the nasal sinus, which is feathered, the sides convex
toward the end, the edges overlapping and thin, the tip declinate and
blunt, but thin-edged; lower mandible with the angle of moderate
length and width, the dorsal line ascending and convex, the edges
sharp and inclinate, the tip obtuse.
Head rather small, oblong; neck of moderate length; body full. Feet
rather short, stout; tarsus roundish, feathered, bare and reticulated
behind. Toes of moderate size, with numerous scutella above, but
covered over at the base by the hair-like feathers which grow from
the sides and the intervening basal membranes, laterally pectinate
with long slender projecting flattened scales; first toe small, second a
little longer than fourth, third much longer. Claws slender, arched,
moderately compressed, rather obtuse; that of the third toe with the
inner edge dilated.
Plumage dense, soft, rather compact, the feathers in general broadly
ovate; those on the head and upper part of the neck short, but some
on the upper and hind part of the former elongated and forming a
slight crest. There is a papillate coloured membrane over the eye, as
in the other species; and on each side of the neck is a large bare
space, concealed by the plumage, which I have no doubt is inflated,
as in Tetrao Cupido and T. Urophasianus, during the love season.
Wings rather short, concave, much rounded; the primaries stiff and
very narrow, so as to leave large intervals when the wing is
extended; the third quill longest, the fourth next, the second shorter
than the fifth, the sixth longer than the first. Tail short, much
graduated, of sixteen feathers, of which the lateral are three inches
shorter than the central; all the feathers are more or less concave,
excepting the two middle worn along the inner edge, obliquely and
abruptly terminated, the two middle projecting an inch beyond the
next.
Bill dusky above, brown beneath; iris light hazel; superciliary
membrane vermilion; toes brownish-grey, claws brownish-black. The
upper parts are variegated with light red or brownish-orange,
brownish-black and white; the black occupying the central part of the
feathers, the light red forming angular processes from the margin,
generally dotted with black, and a lighter bar near the end; the white
being in terminal, triangular, or guttiform spots on the scapulars and
wing-coverts. The alula, primary coverts, secondary coverts, and
quills are greyish-brown, the coverts spotted and tipped with white;
the primaries with white spots on the outer web, the inner tipped with
white, as are all the secondaries, of which the outer have two bars of
white spots, and the inner are coloured like the back. The tail is
white, at the base variegated, and the two middle feathers like the
back. Loral space, and a line behind the eye, white; a dusky streak
beneath the eye, succeeded by a light coloured one. The throat is
reddish-white, with some dusky spots; the fore part and sides of the
neck barred with dusky and reddish-white: on the lower part of the
neck and fore part of the breast, the dusky bars become first curved,
and then arrow-shaped, and so continue narrowing on the hind part
of the breast, and part of the sides, of which the upper portion is
barred; the abdomen, lower tail-coverts, axillar feathers, and most of
the lower wing-coverts, white. The hair-like feathers of the tarsi are
light brownish-grey, faintly barred with greyish-white.
Length to end of tail 17 1/2 inches, to end of wings 14, to end of
claws 17; extent of wings 23; wing from flexure 8 1/4, tail 4 1/2; bill
along the ridge 10 1/2/12, along the edge of lower mandible 1 1 1/2/12;
1/2 1/2
tarsus 1 7 /12; hind toe 6/12, its claw 6/12; middle toe 1 7 /12, its
claw 7/12.

Adult Female. Plate CCCLXXXII. Fig. 2.

The Female is considerably smaller, but is coloured like the male,
the tints being duller.
 LONG-EARED OWL.

Strix otus, Linn.

PLATE CCCLXXXIII. Male.

This Owl is much more abundant in our Middle and Eastern Atlantic
Districts than in the Southern or Western parts. My friend Dr
Bachman has never observed it in South Carolina; nor have I met
with it in Louisiana, or any where on the Mississippi below the
junction of the Ohio. It is not very rare in the upper parts of Indiana,
Illinois, Ohio, and Kentucky, wherever the country is well wooded. In
the Barrens of Kentucky its predilection for woods is rendered
apparent by its not being found elsewhere than in the “Groves;” and
it would seem that it very rarely extends its search for food beyond
the skirts of those delightful retreats. In Pennsylvania, and elsewhere
to the eastward, I have found it most numerous on or near the banks
of our numerous clear mountain streams, where, during the day, it is
not uncommon to see it perched on the top of a low bush or fir. At
such times it stands with the body erect, but the tarsi bent and
resting on a branch, as is the manner of almost all our Owls. The
head then seems the largest part, the body being much more
slender than it is usually represented. Now and then it raises itself
and stands with its legs and neck extended, as if the better to mark
the approach of an intruder. Its eyes, which were closed when it was
first observed, are opened on the least noise, and it seems to squint
at you in a most grotesque manner, although it is not difficult to