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ANDY
ANDY
ANDY
• SIDES (below)
DEAN
Doesn't matter now. Season is done.
KELLY
Well, I know I'm not the only one
countin' down the days.
Dean drives a nail into the shingle, but the hammer catches
his thumb instead. He screams and it hurts like hell.
DEAN
Faaaaak!
ANDY
START Baby, baby, are you okay?
AILEEN
I got green juice all over my new
yoga pants!
Blane looks up. Andy does too, staring daggers at Dean on the
roof.
DEAN
Oh shit!
ANDY
Baby, go in the house. I'll be
there in a minute.
10. 2/3
ANDY (CONT'D)
What the hell are you doing up
there?
DEAN
It was an accident. I'm really
sorry I--I'll clean this all up
right away.
Kelly comes down the ladder, can't help but chuckle and it
ANDY
You think this is funny?
KELLY
Oh, I know it's funny. But no harm,
no foul.
ANDY
(mimics Kelly)
NO HARM, NO FOUL. You're a real
philosopher.
Kelly would normally knock a fool out for less, but he lets
this one go.
BLANE
He's just saying no one got hurt.
ANDY
What about my wife's yoga pants?
Just get your amateur hour
operation off my property!
BLANE
Just wait a minute. The job's
almost finished.
ANDY
No, you're finished. Leave
everything I've paid for already.
ANDY (CONT'D)
Do I need to call the cops?
3/3
11.
DEAN
Hey, we're going, alright? We're
going.
Dean pulls Blane back, but he violently shakes his arm free.
ANDY
Yeah, get that gorilla off my
property!
DEAN
What'd you say?!
Dean pulls out the HAMMER from his tool-belt and turns to the
BEEMER. His eyes stay on Andy when he swings the Hammer--
ANDY
No, no, no... DON'T!
Kelly laughs while Blane gets in the truck and starts the
engine. Dean piles in with Kelly and the Youngblood's roll
out.
END
BLANE
You happy?
KELLY
Pop, the guy was an asshole from
day one.