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Ye Wizards’ Guide to
Sacred Virgins
J Foster Ward
***
Chapter 2 : Good wizards make bad
husbands
The morning after retrieving his piece of St Elyssia, Jaks rolled out of
bed to the sound of his wife’s rapid prayers from the altar to Storm
Bull she’d set up in the main room of the little townhouse. For the
hundredth time since he’d been wed, he wished he could afford
something larger than the long, narrow rooms of the two-story
apartment in the shabby south-eastern corner of Dolorn.
He’d grown up in Rose Town, an outlying community a day’s ride
from the city proper, named with typical alfar flair. His grandfather
had been a bargeman, plying the waterways that fed cargo into the
metropolis to the south. A giant of a man, by all accounts. His own
father, also a hulking figure, did a stint in the river marines as a
youth and hated it before mustering out to start his own business as
a cabinetmaker.
Jaks knew he shared the same brute’s frame but was continually
berated for his bookish habits. Like most respectable families, his
parents had paid a substantial chunk of their income to see their
youngest child into the Dolorn Academy where an odd bookworm
might still learn a profession of means. Alchemy was an acceptable
vocation for a young person in the city. Studying ancient lore was a
quaint pastime and a waste of an education. Which was exactly
what Jaks had done to spite them.
Xantha was done praying and into lighting little incense sprigs.
He crawled from bed, literally. The mattress was several thicknesses
of quilted cotton on the wooden floor that you could pick up cheap
in Little Breezetown where weird shops cooked stinking dishes of
rice and noodles. He’d carried it home among the weird vegetables
and stomach-churning vats of live atrocities they liked to eat.
Southlanders bred the creatures in big stone reservoirs from samples
smuggled in the bilge water of the ships that transported the amber-
skinned refugees of far off lands. Within the first month the mattress
had compressed paper-thin and every morning was an exercise in
coaxing his numb body to standing.
A quarter glass later and he had voided himself, splashed down with
cold water and picked the cleanest smelling clothes from the somber
pile of off-blacks piled in the bottom of the clothes press. Still Xantha
wasn’t finished praising the hopping goddess.
He wished that he wasn’t plagued by traitorous and blasphemous
thoughts that if his wife was perhaps a little less pious she would
have time for more housekeeping. He should, he knew, be equally
responsible for the state of their dreary home. In these times when
so little of someone’s worth was decided by physical brawn alone,
women had rightfully taken their place beside men in all manner of
work.
The traitorous voice of Morgo spoke in his head:
Married less than three months and she already wants your seed,
Morgo grumbled. That seem hypocritical to you?
Shut up, Jaks eyed the narrow sword in the plain scabbard standing
in the corner of the room.
Morgo was the thing that inhabited his sword. He’d picked the
weapon up cheap in a second-hand in a curios shop. He’d assumed
the price reflected the small amounts of rust beneath the grips, and
not the sliver of a previous owner’s spirit. Technically Morgo wasn’t a
spirit so much as he was an imp; a malicious bit of soul sent back to
the middle world. Probably for being too unpleasant for even the
underverse. Morgo refused to give personal details but judging by
his attitude he would have been better off living fifty or a hundred
years ago, when men with a sword were real men and women
couldn’t own property.
I’m just sayin, a woman who insists on an equal education and
thinks women should be able to vote aspires to nothing more than
bouncing plump babies.
Jaks watched Xantha from where she knelt by the altar. She was
scandalously naked, as she preferred much of the time, and his
desire for her took hold. Her slim, shapely body was more than
pleasing. What did he care about anything else when his nights
could be filled with such a spirited wife?
Well… when the mood struck her. She was more often than not, too
distracted for that. He pushed the thoughts aside. He was late. He
passed Xantha where she knelt at the home altar and picked apart
some of last night’s roast chicken, a slab of day-old bread and a
handful of dried fruit. The milk smelled bad and the light beer was
mostly flat. He took a full mug of cold water instead.
By the time he’d finished eating Xantha was smiling and wrapping
her tiny body around him. She came to barely his collarbone. Curly
blonde hair and eyes that seemed icy blue when her pale face
flushed with excitement or, more often lately, fury over some other
familial misunderstanding. Her skin was pale, her breasts small yet
shapely, and the way her naked sex pressed to his leg was
impossible to ignore.
For a moment he warmed to her touch, gripped her tightly and tried
to kiss her.
“You should greet the goddess,” she said as she dodged his kiss and
hugged him.
“I’m late,” he said around a mouthful regret.
“Still. You should.” When he simply didn’t reply she went on, an edge
to her voice. “You’ll be there tonight then?”
“Be where tonight?”
“The Compassion of the Bull, the whisper of devotion, remember?”
she said, anger tinging her voice as she stood back. All warmth was
gone. That blue in her eyes was steely.
The Compassion was one of the endless cult ceremonies. It was
expected, of course, that anyone from a good family was a religious
man. The kindly gods were all openly worshipped in Dolorn, from
Absolve to Zephyr. It even included a fair number of semi-reputable
gods that didn’t respect the proper antinomial stance of enlightened
religion, like the divine undulate. Storm Bull attracted what was best
described as witches to her cult. His grandmother would’ve jabbed a
needle in her eye and drank hemlock if she’d known Jaks had
converted to witchcraft, but in his generation, it was becoming more
common.
“Classes run late tonight, you know that,” he reminded her gently.
Such was the lot of a newly married man.
“You’ll come straight home afterwards?”
“I was thinking of stopping to meet with the professor after; a group
of us were going to discuss some of Dangrek’s treatises in the pub.”
“You bastard,” Xantha instantly burst into tears.
Jaks tried not to recoil from his new bride. The kind and caring
female form was suddenly transformed into a naked fury, face a
mask of a gorgon.
“You’d rather do anything to spend time with your friends than be
with me! I’m your wife, you should want to do things that I consider
important too!”
She was equal parts furious and despondent. A blubbering mass of
rage. Some spittle actually flew out of her mouth towards the end.
“Of course, dear,” he found himself holding her.
She cried until she left a wet spot through to his clothes to the skin
and clung to him. He was beyond forgivably late now. He’d have to
tell Kadatheron something, but what?
And more importantly, what terrible mistake had he made by taking
a wife. Any wife would have been a challenge for someone like him,
but Xantha was no anywoman. There was something not right with
her. He knew it. Had perhaps thought it would be to his advantage if
she was strange enough herself she wouldn’t mind the peculiarities
that came with his profession. But what could a man do? He
assumed he loved her.
Was this another hole left in him from his childhood? Had it had
simultaneously made him less human and more than human?
“I’ll be home right away. Of course.” But wasn’t this what a husband
did?
***
Though Benedetti was thus on the way to the First Law of Motion,
—that all motion is uniform and rectilinear, except so far as it is
affected by extraneous forces;—this Law was not likely to be either
generally conceived, or satisfactorily proved, till the other Laws of
Motion, by which the action of Forces is regulated, had come into
view. Hence, though a partial apprehension of this principle had
preceded the discovery of the Laws of Motion, we must place the
establishment of the principle in the period when those Laws were
detected and established, the period of Galileo and his followers. 322
CHAPTER II.
8 p. 141.
9 Princip. p. 34.
The First Law of Motion asserts that the motion of a body, when
left to itself will not only be uniform, but rectilinear also. This latter
part of the law is indeed obvious of itself as soon as we conceive a
body detached from all special reference to external points and
objects. Yet, as we have seen, Galileo asserted that the naturally
uniform motion of bodies was that which takes place in a circle.
Benedetti, however, in 1585, had entertained sound notions on this
subject. In commenting on Aristotle’s question, why we obtain an
advantage in throwing by using a sling, he says, 10 that the body,
when whirled round, tends to go on in a straight line. In Galileo’s
second Dialogue, he makes one of his interlocutors (Simplicio),
when appealed to on this subject, after thinking intently for a little
while, give the same opinion; and the principle is, from this time,
taken for granted by the authors who treat of the motion of
projectiles. Descartes, as might be supposed, gives the same reason
for this as for the other part of the law, namely, the immutability of the
Deity.
10 “Corpus vellet recta iter peragere.” Speculationum Liber, p.
160.
12 P. 147.
It will, perhaps, occur to the reader that this argument, from the
simplicity of the assumed law, is somewhat insecure. It is not always
easy for us to discern what that greatest simplicity is, which nature
adopts in her laws. Accordingly, Galileo was led wrong by this way of
viewing the subject before he was led right. He at first supposed, that
the Velocity which the body had acquired at any point must be
proportional to the Space described from the point where the motion
began. This false law is as simple in its enunciation as the true law,
that the Velocity is proportional to the Time: it had been asserted as
the true law by M. Varro (De Motu Tractatus, Genevæ, 1584), and by
Baliani, a gentleman of Genoa, who published it in 1638. It was,
however, soon rejected by Galileo, though it was afterwards taken up
and defended by Casræus, one of Galileo’s opponents. It so
happens, indeed, that the false law is not only at variance with fact,
but with itself: it involves a mathematical self-contradiction. This
circumstance, however, was accidental: it would be easy to state
laws of the increase of velocity which should be simple, and yet false
in fact, though quite possible in their own nature. 327
The Law of Velocity was hitherto, as we have seen, treated as a
law of phenomena, without reference to the Causes of the law. “The
cause of the acceleration of the motions of falling bodies is not,”
Galileo observes, “a necessary part of the investigation. Opinions
are different. Some refer it to the approach to the centre; others say
that there is a certain extension of the centrical medium, which,
closing behind the body, pushes it forwards. For the present, it is
enough for us to demonstrate certain properties of Accelerated
Motion, the acceleration being according to the very simple Law, that
the Velocity is proportional to the Time. And if we find that the
properties of such motion are verified by the motions of bodies
descending freely, we may suppose that the assumption agrees with
the laws of bodies falling freely by the action of gravity.” 14
14 Gal. Op. iii. 91, 92.