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Wel- come to the in - ter - net! Have a look a - round.

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A - ny - thing that brain of yours can think of can be found. We've got

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moun - tains of con - tent: some bet - ter, some worse. If

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none of it's of inter-est to you, you'd be the first! Wel-come to the in - ter-net!

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Come and take a seat. Would you like to see the news or a - ny

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fa- mous wo-men's feet? There's no need to pan-ic, this is - n't a test.

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Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest!

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Wel - come to the in - ter - net! What would you pre - fer? Would you

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like to fight for ci - vil rights or tweet a ra - cial slur? Be

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hap - py! Be hor - ny! Be burs - ting with rage!

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We've got a mil - lion diffe - rent ways to en - gage!

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Wel - come to the in - ter - net! Put your cares a - side. Here's a

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tip for strain - ing pas - ta, here's a nine year old who died! We've got

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mo - vies and doc - tors and fan - tas - y sports, and a

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bunch of col - ored pen - cil draw - ings of all

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the diffe - rent cha - rac - ters in Har - ry Pot - ter fuck - ing each ot - her,

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wel - come to the in - ter - net! Hold on to your socks, 'cause a

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ran - dom guy just kind - ly sent you pho - tos of his cock. They are

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grain - y and off - put - ting, he just sent you more...

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Don't act sur-prised, you know you like it, YOU WHORE!

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See a man be - head - ed, get of - fen - ded, see a shrink, show us

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pic - tures of your chil - dren, tell us eve - ry thought you think! Start a

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ru - mor, buy a broom, or send a death threat to a boom - er or D

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M a girl and groom her, do a zoom, or find a tu - mor in your -

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- Here's a heal - thy break - fast op - tion! You should kill your mom. Here's why

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wo - men ne - ver fuck you, here's how you can build a bomb. Which

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Pow - er Ran - ger are you? Take this quir - ky quiz ! O-

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- ba - ma sent the im - mi-grants to vac - cin - nate your kids! Could I

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inter - est you in eve - ry - thing all of the time? A

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lit - tle bit of eve - ry thing all of the time? A - pa-thy's a tra - ge - dy and

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bore - dom is a crime. An - y - thing and eve - ry - thing

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all of the time! Could I inter-est you in eve - ry-thing all of the time? A

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lit - tle bit of eve - ry-thing all of the time? A - pa-thy's a tra - ge - dy and

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bore-dom is a crime. An - y - thing and eve - ry-thing all of the time!

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You know... It wasn't always like this.

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Not ve - ry long a-go, just be-fore your time

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, Right be-fore the Tow-ers fell; Cir - ca nine - ty-nine

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This was ca - ta-logues, tra-vel blogs, a chat-room or two

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We set our sights and spent our nights wai-ting

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for you! You... In - sat - iab - le you!

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Mom-my let you use her i - Pad, you were bare - ly two,

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and it did all the things we de - signed it to do.

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Now look at you... Look at you,

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you, you! Un - stop - pa-ble,

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watch - a - ble, your time is now, your in-side's out! Hon-ey, how you grew!

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And if we stick to - get - her, who knows what we'll do?

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It was al - ways the plan to put the world in your hand...

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Hahahahaha. Hahahahaha!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Could I inter-est you in eve - ry-thing

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all of the time? A bit of eve - ry-thing all of the time ? !

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A - pa - thy's a tra - ge - dy and bore - dom is a crime!

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A - ny - thing and eve - ry - thiing all of the time! Could I

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inter - est you in eve - ry - thing all of the time!? A

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lit - tle bit of eve- ry-thing all of the time! A - pa-thys a tra - ge - dy and

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bore - dom is a crime! A - ny - thing and eve - ry - thing and

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eve - ry - thing!

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a - ny - thing and eve - y - thing and a - ny - thing and eve - ry - thing and

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All of the time!

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