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3rd Rock From The Sun 1x04 - Dick Is From Mars, Sally Is From Venus
3rd Rock From The Sun 1x04 - Dick Is From Mars, Sally Is From Venus
Written by
Bill Martin
&
Mike Scbiff
Directed by
Bob Berlinger
YBYLIhductions As BROADCAST .
CBS shldio center JANUARY 30.1996
4024 Radfixd Ave. (Rev. l/24/96)
Studio City, CA 916(#
NARRATOR (V.O.)
such explorers.
seat.
IN TO ANIMATED
NARRA'&YOR(V.0.) (CONT'D)
apart.
3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN #lOI *Dick is from Mars, Sally is from Venus”
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COLD
LD Opa
TOMm
HARRY
DICK
TOM
SALLY
Y'know, that sounds like a very
DICK
cute nicknames.
HARRY
Dick?
DICK
HARRY
DICK
and determination.
3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN b103 "Dick is from Mars, Sally is from Venus"
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CdLD
HARRY
DICK
DICK (CONT'D)
After you.
SALLY
DICK
SALLY
HARRY
planet.
HARRY
ACT ONE
E IN,.
DICK
SHUT) Women.
NINA
DICK
than mine.
SALLY (O.S.)
NINA
DICK
Sally, I.thought I left you at
home.
SALLY
SALLY (CONT'D)
ALBRIGHT
me?
ALBRIGHT
now?
SALLY
ALBRIGHT
DICK
SALLY
No, I won't.
DICK
SALLY
DICK
Like what?
SALLY
Like this!
DICK
This?
SALLY
DICK
SALLY
DICK
ALBRIGHT)
SALLY
way.
ALBRIGHT
‘JJT TO,.
3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN #lo3 "Dick is from Mars, Sally is from Venus"
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I/B
DUSK CpFY 2)
(Dick, Tommy, Sally, Harry)
DICK
DICK (CONT'D)
TOMm
wbody in the'shower.
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DICK
SALLY (O.S.)
SALLY (CONT'D)
Is this appropriate?
DICK/HARRY/TOMMY
SALLY
on a date?
DICK
DICK
TOMMY
Oh, so, YOU guys get to talk
DICK
Okay Harry, you're Brad, and the
restaurant.
DICK (CONT'D)
SALLY
DICK
You know...
DICK (CONT'D)
SALLY
HARRY/DICK
DICK
HARRY/DICK
DICK
in a relationship.
3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN 1103 "Dick is from Mars, Sally is from Venus"
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HARRY
SALLY
HARRY
Fair enough.
HARRY (CONT'D)
SW TO..
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ACT ONF;
IT'S DARK.
. OR Om
SALLY (CONT'D)
(SWOONING) My boys!
SHE GIGGLES.
HARRY
DICK
DICK
SALLY
DICK
SALLY
DICK
Damn.
SALLY
that.
QISSOL~ TO..
3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN #103 "Dick is from Mars, Sally is from Venus" 17.
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DICK
TOMMY
Bite me.
DICK
TOMMY
DICK
SALLY
(DAY 3)
(Coach, Tommy, Atmosphere)
COACH
TOMMY
the rope?
COACH
of the rope.
TOMMY
then I...?
COACH
Ya climb down!
TOMMY
COACH
TOMMY
COACH
That's right.
TOMMY
CUT TO..
~RD ROCK FROM THE SUN #lo3 "Dick is from Mars, Sally is from Venus"
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t**t*p~SHOOT***‘*
SALLY
HARRY
time.
HARRY '(CONT'D)
that.
ACT ONE
DICK
ALBRIGHT
DICK ..
ALBRIGHT
DICK
There he is.
ALBRIGHT
DICK NODS.
DICK
Right there.
NINA
DICK
wonderful."
ALBRIGHT/NINA
(APPROVING) Mm-b.
DICK
charming.
ALBRIGm/NINA
(APPROVING) b&n-hm.
DICK
DR. ALBRIGXT/NINA
(DISAPPROVING) Mmn.
DICK
what?
3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN 8103 "Dick is from Mars, Sally is from Venus" 24.
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HARRY (CONT'D)
DICK
Yes, I know.
SALLY
He promised.
DICK
SO I hear.
SALLY
DICK
SALLY
DICK
SALLY
DICK
SALLY
DICK
SALLY
HARRY
either way.
DICK
SALLY
DICK
SALLY
Please, don't!
SALLY
DICK
There, there.
SALLY
Aaow .
DICK
toy.
HARRY
DICK
Oh God!
SALLY
TOMMY
DICK
TOMm
about my "attitude,' as if I
have an attitude.
DICK
TOMMY
TOMm*
SALLY
Brad.
HARRY
There's an idea.
HARRY.
DICK
. . .putting up pegboard.
CUT TO,.
3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN #103 "Dick iS from Mars, Sally is from Venus'
I
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I/L
(Sally, Brad)
SALLY
Hello, Brad.
BRAD
Sally!
SALLY
ACT TWQ
SCENF: M
DICK
ALBRIGHT
Trouble at home?
DICK
ALBRIGHT
DICK
Not yet.
NINA/ALBRIGHT
DICK
ALBRIGHT
DICK
ALBRIGHT
DICK
Why would I ask? I don't need
help.
ALBRIGHT
DICK
ALBRIGHT
BEAT.
DICK
like this.
ALBRIGHT
DICK
ALBRIGHT
No.
DICK
you.
NINA
out.
DICK
ALBRIGHT
DICK
NINA
You're buying.
DICK
Oh - of course.
that.
ACT TWQ
HIGH SCfiOOJ,
CUSSROON - m-DAY (DAY 4)
(Mr. Kersey, Dick, Coach, Teacher #I, Teachers)
MR. KERSEY
with authority.
COACH
the rope.
DICK
COACH
DICK
TEACHER #l
DICK
MR. KERSEY
DICK
TEACHER #l
home environment.
DICK
Em TO..
3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN W103 "Dick is from Mars, Sally is from Venus"
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T TWQ
..==E2
INT. THEWHOLE NIGHT (DAY 4)
(Albright, Nina: Sally, Atmosphere)
ALBRIGHT
SALLY.
helped.
NINA
SALLY
NINA
Yeah, I've been there.
ALBRIGHT
Dr. Abrams...
NINA
A’s.
ALBRIGHT
SALLY
ALBRIGHT-
SALLY
Sm TO..
3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN #103 "Dick is from Mars, Sally is from Venus"
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II/U
NIGHT (DAY 4)
(Harry, Dick, Tommy)
DICK
a father to you.
TOMm
DICK
TOMMY
together?
HARRY
DICK
HARRY
Oh... yeah.
DICK
son.
DICK (CONT'D)
somewhere.
TOMMY
DICK
bonding ritual.
HARRY
Night Football!'
DICK/TOMMY/HARRY
All right!
DICK
What is it?
THEY SHRUG.
CUT TO,.
-
3RD ROCK FROM THE S'UN #lo3 "Dick is from Mars, Sally is from 'Jenus"
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II/W
SALLY
ALBRIGHT
Seventies.*
SALLY
NINA
ALBRIGHT
SALLY
ALBRIGHT
vest.
3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN #lo3 "Dick is from Mars, Sally is from Venus'
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II/W
SALLY
I hope he kept the receipt.
NINA
See, Sally, you are not the
ALBRIGHT
Yeah. The perfect man would
thighs...
NINA
ALBRIGHT
(LAUGHS) No we don't.
NINA
opposite sex.
SALLY
Yes ! Yes ! The opposite sex! I
SALLY (CONT'D)
mine!
GUY
or -
SALLY
ALBRIGHT
just fine.
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II/X
ACT TWQ
SALLY
Hello, Brad.
S-S-Sally. ..
SALLY
best.
SALLY (CONT'D)
ACT TWQ
TATa IDAY 4)
(Dick, Tommy, Harry, Sally)
DICK
gasses.. .
HARRY
thing again.
DICK
Oh, here it - wh - oh -
DICK/HARRY/TOMMY
Yeah!
DICK GLANCES OVER HIS SHOULDER AND NOTICES
SALLY.
DICK
Sally's back.
TOMMY
Party's over.
~RD ROCK FROM THE SUN #lOi "Dick is from Mars, Sally is from Venus"
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II/Y
HARRY
Thank God.
TJiUbfx
AND ii&&X TURN OFF THE SET AND u. DICK
GOES TO SALLY, WHO HAS ANEWFOUND CALM ABOUT
HER.
DICK
fixed.
SALLY
DICK
Yes. And...?
SALLY.
DICK -
I don't know.
SALLY
DICK
that.
3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN #lo3 "Dick is from Mars, Sally is from Venus"
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II/Y
SALLY
planet.
DICK
woman.
SALLY
laugh.
SALLY
Mother Earth...
DICK
Father Time.
SALLY
Lady Luck...
DICK
Gentleman's Quarterly.
SALLY
Revolution.
DICK
Son of Kong.
SALLY
Fairy Godmother...
DICK
SALLY
Mississippi
DICK
Mister Sippi,
..