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use the English language properly
An Utterly Correct Guide
to Clarity and Style
English
“Wise, funny, and brilliantly practical advice from
‘one of the world’s foremost copy editors.CHAPTER 2
Rules and Non-Rules
HAVE NOTHING AGAINST RULES. They're indispensable when
Tivies ‘Monopoly or gin rummy, and their observance can
go a long way towards improving a ride on the, how you say,
"Tube." The rule of law? Big fan.
The English language, though, is not so easily ruled and
regulated. It developed without codification, sucking up new
constructions and vocabulary every time some foreigner set
“foot on the British Isles ~ ro say nothing of the mischief we
Americans have wreaked on it these last few centuries ~ and
continues to evolve anarchically It has, to my great dismay, no
enforceable laws, much less someone to enforce the laws it
doesn’t have.t
Certain prose rules are essentially inarguable
tence’s subject and its verb should agree in number, for instance.
= that a sen-
+ You say “ube say ‘subway’ Let’ call he whol ting of
Tharthe Heian had for censure an academe tha keeps sharp and
onli en te age hy cs for» modern Pench spear
‘read and undead tte han fora modem glo pee 0d
nd undentand Sakespeste.i ae
‘Orthavin not only x uty’ construction, the x andthe y muse
be parallel clement (More on hisin Chapter 6: Lite Gram
mma Isa Dangerous Thing) Why? I suppose Because thet
Fumly encrenced, because no one cates 10 argue with the,
and because hey aid usin using ovr words 0 their pre-eminent
purpose: to communicate cealy with our readers Let’ cll
these reasons the Four Cs, shall we? Contention, Consens,
(Clas: Comprehension,
Also simply because, I swear to you, a wel-constrcte
sentence sounds bene. Literally sounds better. One ofthe
best ways to determine whether you poses wel contracted
‘sto ea talon. A semence that can't readily be voiced sa
sentence that likely neds to be rewritten
‘A good sentence, 1d myself saying frequent is one
that the reader can fellow fom beginning fo end, no mater
how longi is without having o double back ia confusion
‘because the writer misused amid key pes of pn
"on, chose a vague or misleading pronoun, rin some ater
sy engaged in inadvertent misdirection (If you wat pe
le your eader that’s your em business)
‘As much a | ike 2 good aul, 'm an enssiasic sub
scribe othe notion af rales are meant robe Broken’ ~ once
you've learned ther, hasten to ad
‘let’, right now, aren oa few of what eink of as
the Great Non-Raes ofthe English Language. You've encoun
‘ered all of these; kly you were tught them in shook
ke yout free yourself of them. Theyee at helping youl
‘theyre doings logging your brain and inciting you to lok
‘itconseiously ver our own shoulder you wri, whichis
ss pychicly painful asi physically impossible. And once
you've done that one you've otro then, hope yo
‘an put your atention on vty more important hs
Why re thy no-rules fas Pm concerned, Deane
‘they angl nel, pointe consrcing kes
cess. Also because theyre general of dubs ogi: de
at of thin aig then pase on tl tee gal ope
Ae sly and, wkimately, oss. Langue opt
frre expert than I) Bae, mete sr done ho es to
‘Rak them, ye these made-up strictures reine mg sar and
Fe ponen more durable than Ket Richards and Mit Jue
together: Pet of the problem, {must anti son of
fhe were made up by ostensible and peumaly welling
Tanpuage experts inthe fst places geting of them canbe
abil eying ro gta dog stop chasing en i
Til dispatch these reasonably sexnt with behoe ha
oul east that ve done my homework ad will py 0
“ethem go. I'm mindful of Gertrade tens chrcerson
of Ezra Pound as village expaine, excelent if you wwe
Silage, but if you were not, not and 0 ane wants et
tb Also if you peri in insisting that hese nn-le
‘ell and valid and ro be adhered tall he expt cons
the world won't, [know through epee, change Yo
mind one tiny lie bi
“An admission: Quite lo of whar Ido 2 op tos
tobelp writers vod being eared a fait or~ an hh
st that hares ~ unfaiy by Peple Who Thnk Tey Koow
eter and WteAggrcved Emails to Publishing Hous. Ths
"ted to he abit conserva abo oun hat mB
4 bt dabious in thei origin but, obser hans
tous. And though the norrules Below ae cai 2
mrss ar ou sayin breaking
tein percenage af the reading a online some
tsp your fndaent oyu you ct Goad
‘8d break them anya an ard 1H ask oP
‘THE BIG THREE
[Never Begin a Sentence with OB
do gna semen with no Ba
“2%, odo so Great writers ital htm. 4° 058"ses great wes ike the person who has, so far ths
ook, done ia few ties and intend o doit lr more
Bur sot a they edt sa, ere comes a caveat:
An Ander "But (ora ‘For oran ‘Oro "However op
2 Tecaus’ to ct four ater sentence starters one is aten
‘eared gait) ot always te strongest begining for
Sentence, and making a relentless habit of wsing any of them
palls quick. You may fd that you don’ need that ‘Anda
all Yu may ind that your ‘And’ or"Bu’ sentence might easily
teach ots predecessor sentence with either a comma or 4
semicolon, Take a god lok, and gie ita good think"
Ler¥tes an example ortwo.
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‘ecate of her stench. Bat she had become ace
tomed a being lane
Francie, ofcourse, became an outsider shunned by all
because of her tench bt she had become act
tomed to being lone
hich Yow ink ey Smith the author of A Tire
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bee Sth copy eo might el asp he
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A Little Grammar Isa
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rn fll that 8 ad then rnp
ee cine the grammar hak wrecking ih
Pose there a ho of geammancal copyediting
cally challenged om than this one
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SEPA the wan a's donein the United States
solu Fl wonee tha this temp tne of those ees
sus ednorscan confound lypeople
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toons Hope these ons Pm hseningo 3 wonderful singer
tole fase onan epeately and who dda realise had
opine that whsh Mask Twain never quite said are
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fooy of at leat and perhaps more important learn not 6
‘hem abe should’ pose tow many challenges: He
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then
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ie gemerally referred to asa hypenoeraton, 1
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{he point of a hypetctetion snot thats perp
reat but that trang ss hand ws be
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sree suk ith
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tans se Hong as wee hee tea
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for chat ver camp.
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give ict 10
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| give the biscuit to whomever wanted it the mos.
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vel demands» subject leading to a correct:
Iganethe bsuitvo whoever wanted tthe most
‘iu canto be sure, give the biscuit to whomever you Tk
and that willbe corzet 100.
Your hypercorection alarm, i tis cas, should sound at
he horizon, and alot ofthe time
‘wil ge the biscuit wo whoever is most deserving
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of long ret thee of he presen =P
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pesaelce moe easton f the xis singlar md
a he eo fall splral: the xpos
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“ses wha’ going on
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shout
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var porentlcorpsncs aside —hur your ears andor oft
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is perfectly appropriate in sch ae bene
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pon ou that plenty of ent ects pp wile
tibrage andr feel exclude, anther eh
fully and eighteousy and the worl be won er
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lesche” were vehemetnly making hemes ma
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to stay whatever he or she Ms Piss
and undoubrely uc esome, bt ines
+ The alternation of he an she’sonenp8"09
by paragraph, somtin seen by seem 80
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tim, But nether cn ou ge ashi ibe
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sn plato tha abiting the need fora
sree pmoan Aeon shold be able to study whatever
rea retornseal so “Students should be able co
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conta rptasentenee ro work without any pronoun all
tenors ul asyou nigh hk ~a nip here, tack there
I ie eat [ound or atleast persuaded myself, was
‘ona ihe, leaner, stoner sentence
Tht OK. les pe back othe second decade of the tweny
fesecetuy in which excogeaphers and other word folk en
thon remind ws that the pronoun ‘they’ has been
ted singly in prose for centuries, happily provide ex
np of that we in Great Works of Literature, dutifully
et ot that the proscription against ee singular ‘they
ing sh igh an of we te sng he
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wlan Pench mhih ensue spe
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‘would be eae dead sing thems asi
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of that what you
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cok pages do Lever (oi of vans smo
fences) se the pronoun ‘he or se 04
person who ant apes ota Nei
‘ill you encounter abe she
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ono, abo hen on
tess they specially win at
Aosncume css see mma?
aeven esponsibe fOF.oF any
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a peaothe English language and ache
soe oy wth meh
ne ess thrugh he chanel John
tn The Trev of the Sierra Madre was
‘ingen TCM.
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shan he Husto’s The Treasure of the Sierst Madre
cena iy ibe copyediting business call that introductory
bar eho i Fipping vestesly through the channels) a
“Th ptr favour of dangle is called in full a dan
ing pari, but not all danglees are participles, and
Jovy sine tbe erm dangling participle? mandates that
toa emember what a participle is. "Dangling modifie” ~
‘meinen ns into the term “isattached modifies” ot
‘onpliced modifier’ = makes for a better overall desi
tne, but ‘dangle i easier and quicker, so le's ust sick
so tha Whateser we're calling them, danglers are"
“the mos common err commited in otherwise so”
zum re and by fa the mon egrgios spe of
olay makes it to prin Authors write them SOP?
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ask. Yu. “
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Found. Nab.
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be found, Yeah.
Pethaps these sorts of eror Seem obvi 010 4
ticularly since we're taking abou them bee an ang
them ~ bat 8 Tai they ean slip ight past you yout
paving atention,
For instance, please hop back up 2 few pargnts a
take another look a the sentence tha begin Inpro
‘aching isl
Yeah, Dangle
Here's the opening semence of Norman Mae
‘opening
ove Harlors Ghost
Ona late-winter eveningia 1985. whee
‘through fog along the Maine ost ssn |
‘old campfires began drift ino the Mash
land Iehoughe ofthe. Algongon ibe to del
eae Bangor a thousand e398
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this sentence has problem
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NEES so cam spt rho nerf Lhe wel go with sos man ah
yoy ina garden of dandeli that rte
fe as were a peo tions, ‘mean sin that = iby wha
suracayou'e goronly an in your hands, when do yoy
loc wand when Jo you se Were
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seid Boner ott impor the subjunctive on writes
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Pav Ont offeand a be Iss ime in Florida’ one shoo
rea thae nie and hat "as alone.
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‘pean march wa
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tor merely ot the case bat is unbiel,impeobabe, or just
plain mposnbl, ou can cereal reach fora "were
‘oy if you'te acknowleing oy
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ingthat most certainly dd eccur-a
Ii 1 was hesitant 1 embrace out
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absorb it “onto ropey
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fat would make your head spin,
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tut could be, ou might op fora
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2 goo pce of my mindquyPTER
gave Things to Do
(and Not to Do)
with Punctuation
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ipo pnts your bet means of conveying
seid ows mean our ering to be read, how you
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Yn phos ke a Beem aos than dass.
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Soe mie we punctatian wth pressions Ait
srs 97 te my best suppor that 50 nes
‘etal opmhemfle and consent.” Not all ane
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ech scene cl ane
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lenges titi puctn edhe canbe ed
(iF cnacavty cn bn Fs rng spt ch
ST enetncoal quando a se po eth
thy lend me wring boc my bf or
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ent cere eh it fo dade tee
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FULL STOPS!
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Two spaces afer fll tp athe end of sere. et?
1A Wong Uknow that ick when you wat shoo 0 OP
ing class and pecking aay 3¢ your Sith Coro Cornet
“Amomatic 1, Mrs Teel tug yout pe a dole sass
aferasemence-endngltop buona oon ashok,
Jou ae no lenge rypngon ape and Mrs Teeel
Tenge looking eve your seule ihr bra vous of
inhabit or once youve fed wring what 8 yo
‘eting do lab seucanexcat or oe
thick wl dispose of mo nly entree oars Fo
ey pear sn avethose that hae sp into your text between words
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copra, pasts and otherwise revised. IFyou don't Lil’
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Uh nae to ee EBA han Fy B.C han BB
UN.ES.C.O. than UNESCO, ete. Insofar as academic de-
‘grees are concerned, I'm less keen on BA, MD, an D
tthe hn BA, BLD. sd Pi hich ae sed Aner
Inthe il hgh meting ede the,
Calories des tha on oft o moe ete
tl cpecily nthe servo the eared sorts he fo
ton the mes th degen am hay fo
‘Svc inticalgaig for something ee
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ached ro che subject, ha here's an ex ated
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rend se nea se
maemo eee
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wpa es ‘Shin Some Drs
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Feral Service ~ USPS ~ lies fo se 8 envelopes (MA, NY
Ca the ik} do no take fall tps, They ao shuld
pear anpere es baton eles and asks nb
sepa notes sexton. and anywhere ese yu may ed
ee previate a states name, please stick othe ol shined
ene attractive Mass, NY, Calif and oon, Or ust he
ivgnmup and write the whos thing ou
“
tn the State, some of ts havea ard time droping the fll
sop from the abbreviation US. petaps simply out of hai
puhops cease US looks £0 us ike the (shoured) objtve
Fw, Some of us wore als aught fo use US (that
ive, as “US. foe policy's
ster hing only apa ae
“ots othe coumery non ony inflate Usd
Se prs thar don bas. Bas 1
York nett p UK eon af my frm US bok
en fanurthefllstple US. and mye re
ing fe eh Ths of UK eter anton
total an would sere ocho ose
pronouncing the UK’, ver in”
s
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really a question with fl stop cathe
leaker statement, does
ha ist
1 quesion
fan qucston nk
etary been ced ste UK rn ot
went tesacolonissomchow not eptimate sentence) bite ti, by,
Tomer ica valuale wa 1 inal 0 readers what favour of
tevrhe'e about oead and coavoid sending them scurrying
trams tad othe clon once they realise that what ty
thought wax going robe asenence ston, oF hat what hey
thought nas gong to Be a sentences on
APOSTROPHES
.
fore we gtto what ou douse apostrophes foe recount
wha you dn use hem or.
‘Step bath, 'm about o ht the cars tock hey
[DO NOTEVER ATTEMPT TOUSE AN APOSTROPHE
‘TOPLURALISE A WORD.
‘NOT EVER” ASIN NEVER’
‘ou ma approach
Discting dspproalrowardsmiswrinen produce signs
dering “banana and “potter ‘potatoe of
at's, Besh Engh has dubbed such incor
‘ilded sgugls‘eengrocer’s apostrophes In Ameren
‘bree don't iengrces we should, Ti say.cllhe
simtbingcse. The tm was is eaught ws iio APOE
Phe bahar at eal mee
Less al hem cant apostrophes. Which is kind
of day don't yu hik?|
Tn any ce dnt se them. Not for banana, pra
bats princsi, Adan, amas, Windsrs Besta
what ehe ye wt mone than one
sro
sia te
for amedes month fe wil ome whee
aeduben nan sept ele ras aS
tac or the apostrophe ky wll ap ourhan.
u
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hes More than one CD = CDs. More tan on 1D = Dy
Mow than one ATM = ATMS Es,
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2.
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apostrophe ro plaraise leet.
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(ne dats one and eros one.
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one ct ate Publbed txt enn”
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she bon ofie
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the pancessina
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