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English Roleplay
English Roleplay
English Roleplay
Rose/Raul (Jeric): No, no, no, no, all these men are not good. (Sighs)
Rose/Raul (Jeric): It’s okay, there’s still plenty of fish in the sea.. (Looks back at phone)
“After 15 minutes of using gaynder, Rose finds someone that finally caught her eye”
“Rose and Jack message each other for 2 hours and decided to call each other”
Rose/Raul (Jeric): Mom! I have a boyfriend and we’re going on a date later!
Maria (Samantha): Oh my gosh! Really?!
Rose/Raul (Jeric): nods
Maria (Samantha): My son has a boyfriend! I’m so proud! I MUST help you get ready and turn you into the
most beautiful girl in the world! (puts makeup on Rose/Raul [Jeric])
Rose/Raul (Jeric): Are you sure this will work? What if I look like a dying fish?
Maria (Samantha): Of course not! You’ll look like a shining star in the dark night!
Rose/Raul (Jeric): Okay..
Maria (Samantha): (continues to do Raul/Rose’s makeup)
Maria (Samantha): And.. Done! You look out of this world! Now go!
Rose/Raul (Jeric): Thank you mom! Oh, you are such an angel! Ok bye!
“Rose ran in a hurry, with a feeling of excitement and happiness blooming in deep inside, knowing that she will
finally meet the one she had fallen for, the one that makes her heart beat, beat, beat”
“They sat in fancy decorated table, for Jack took her in a fine dining restaurant… So he’s basically broke now..”
Pedro (Ezekiel): Greetings! Ma’am, sir. My name is Pedro, owner of this restaurant and your waiter because
we lack of employees and we are in debt, how may I take your order today?
Jack (Oreous): Uhhhhhh
Rose/Raul (Jeric): I would like a medium-rare steak with no cheese, no side salad, no salt, no oil, no seasoning,
no pepper...no toppings, no garnishes, no bacon, no pickles, no onion, no bread, no lettuce, I would also like
an iced, Ristretto, 10 shot, venti, with breve, 5 pump vanilla, 7 pump caramel, 4 Splenda, poured, not shaken.
(tryna act cutely)
Jack: fish and chips sir…
Pedro (Ezekiel): Of course, I will be back with the most delicious food you’ve ever tasted! (Pedro leaves the
scene)
Pedro (Ezekiel, Background): Why is this order so long?! This would take me forever to prepare! (Pedro comes
back after.. Some time!)
Pedro (Ezekiel): Here is your food, enjoy! (whispers) “I hope you choke” (leaves)
“Right there and then, Rose’s heart beat faster, this.. this felt like an enchanting moment for her, the moment
she’s been waiting for all her life. And without having second thoughts, she replied…”
Rose/Raul (Jeric): Oh my god! Yes! And I promise to spend every single moment of mine with you (Jack puts
the ring on Raul, and just before they kiss..)
Maes Ganda (Mikaela): Hey yo! What’s up my friends! Today we’re blogging a happy couple getting engaged
and this is so sweet, they’re like two birds on a wire! I wis-
Mary (Aryanne): Suddenly appears and slaps Jack Jack?! What are you doing?! Why are you cheating on me
with this ragged skank?! I can’t believe this!
Maes Ganda (Mikaela):Oh my god! It turns out the guy was cheating all along?!
Jack (Oreous): Mary! It’s not what it looks like, please believe me!
Mary (Aryanne): You liar! How can I believe you, you’ve broken my trust! After everything I did for you! After I
had walked on eggshells barefoot for you, this is how you repay me?! You cheat on me with this fake dirty
ragged dog! (Pulls Rose’s hair)(insert titanic background song while pulling hair)
Rose/Raul (Jeric): Ow! (wig falls off dramatically) (titanic song fades…)
Maes Ganda (Mikaela): Oh my gosh guys! The girl was a man all along! So many reveals!
Jack (Oreous): What the hell Rose? You lied to me?! You were a chicksilog all along?!
Rose/Raul (Jeric): YOU’RE ANGRY?! I should be angry! You lied to me about being single and cheated on a
woman!
Mary (Aryanne): You’re disgusting! With such behavior, you are sure to be alone for the rest of your boring
life! Let’s go! (Raul and Mary walk away)
Rose/Raul (Jeric): And WE-ARE-OVER!
Mary (Aryanne): You know, we should be besties instead(mood swing)
Rose/Raul (Jeric): OMG Yes! And you don’t deserve that sick minded guy, my name is Raul, but you can call me
rose, by the way. (puts wig back on)
Mary (Aryanne): Mine’s Mary. And I’m sorry for pulling your hair earlier.. I hope we can get along(they talk
while walking away)
Jack (Oreous): (Drops ring dramatically and falls into despair with his hand reaching out) NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
(insert titanic music again…)
The End