Car safety systems have come a long way, but he was out to prove they could be outsmarted.

I've always wanted to go to Tajikistan, but my cat would miss me.

Iguanas were falling out of the trees.

His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus farm.

He decided to fake his disappearance to avoid jail.

The toddler’s endless tantrum caused the entire plane anxiety.

It's a skateboarding penguin with a sunhat!

Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common.

It took me too long to realize that the ceiling hadn't been painted to look like the sky.

They decided to plant an orchard of cotton candy.

We have young kids who often walk into our room at night for various reasons including clowns in
the closet.

People generally approve of dogs eating cat food but not cats eating dog food.

I come from a tribe of head-hunters, so I will never need a shrink.

Each person who knows you has a different perception of who you are.

I never knew what hardship looked like until it started raining bowling balls.

If you don't like toenails, you probably shouldn't look at your feet.

The team members were hard to tell apart since they all wore their hair in a ponytail.

His ultimate dream fantasy consisted of being content and sleeping eight hours in a row.

He colored deep space a soft yellow.

For some unfathomable reason, the response team didn't consider a lack of milk for my cereal as a
proper emergency.

Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships.

She thought there'd be sufficient time if she hid her watch.

The water flowing down the river didn’t look that powerful from the car

She tilted her head back and let whip cream stream into her mouth while taking a bath.

The hawk didn’t understand why the ground squirrels didn’t want to be his friend.

Strawberries must be the one food that doesn't go well with this brand of paint.

He set out for a short walk, but now all he could see were mangroves and water were for miles.

I would be delighted if the sea were full of cucumber juice.

 Joe made the sugar cookies; Susan decorated them.

So long and thanks for the fish.

He told us a very exciting adventure story.

He invested some skill points in Charisma and Strength.

He decided to count all the sand on the beach as a hobby.

There was no ice cream in the freezer, nor did they have money to go to the store.

The beach was crowded with snow leopards.

The fifty mannequin heads floating in the pool kind of freaked them out.

He wondered if she would appreciate his toenail collection.

There was coal in his stocking and he was thrilled.

The ants enjoyed the barbecue more than the family.

They say people remember important moments in their life well, yet no one even remembers their
own birth.

I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons.

Kevin embraced his ability to be at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than her computer
browser history.

He appeared to be confusingly perplexed.

Karen realized the only way she was getting into heaven was to cheat.

He poured rocks in the dungeon of his mind.

Improve your goldfish's physical fitness by getting him a bicycle.

I think I will buy the red car, or I will lease the blue one.

You're unsure whether or not to trust him, but very thankful that you wore a turtle neck.

Eating eggs on Thursday for choir practice was recommended.