Rule -1: /b/ is not your friend.

Rule 1: You don't talk about /b/.

Rule 2: You don't talk about /b/.
Rule 3: We are Anonymous.
Rule 4: We are legion.
Rule 5: We do not forgive, we do not forget.
Rule 6: There is no rule 6.
Rule ⑨: There is a Touhou version of it. No exceptions.
Rule 14: Do not argue with trolls - it means they win.
Rule 16: If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
Rule 19: The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
Rule 20: Nothing is to be taken seriously. EXCEPT RULE 71!
Rule 29: On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI
agents.
Rule 30: There Are No Girls on the Internet
Rule 32: Any line can be interpreted with a sexual connotation. No exceptions.
Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
Rule 35: If no porn is found of it, it will be made.
Rule 36: No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.[2]
Rule 42: Always bring your towel. No exceptions.
Rule 43: The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to
corrupt it.
Rule 47: !???
Rule 48: Profit
Rule 50: A Crossover, even improbable ones, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan
Fiction, or official release material. No exceptions!
Rule 61: Chuck Norris is the exception to Rule 63, no exceptions or else.
Rule 62: It has been cracked and pirated. No exceptions.
Rule 63: For every given male character, there is a female version of that
character (and vice-versa). Including Chuck Norris. Rule 61 is lying to you. And
there is always porn of that character. No Exceptions.
Rule 64: Don't copy that floppy.
Rule 71: The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
Rule 72: Darth Vader is your father. No exceptions.
Rule 75: Rule 75 is a lie. OH SHI-
Rule 77: The internet makes you stupid.
Rule 78: There is a Wiki of it. No exceptions.
Rule 85: If it exists, there is a pony of it. No exceptions.
Rule 103: For every song, there is a Vocaloid version of it.
Rule 104: If there is not a Vocaloid version of it, there will be. No exceptions.
Rule 105: Rule 71 is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
Rule 123: 456789.
Rule 177: Tropicana tastes like rainbow. No exceptions.
Rule 169? Nah, I'd rather have 2 69s.
Rule 190: The only good hentai is yuri, that's how the internet works.
Rule 269: Yeah, finally...2 69s!
Rule 284: What has been seen cannot be unseen. Even the post clearance that's
coming up.
Rule 647: Keldeo is a pony.
Rule 9001: It's over 9000!!! No exceptions.