Why do we sometimes write 'etc' ut the end in the

eum?



bcoz it meuns,,,
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E-End of

T-thinking

C-cupucity,

http://qno,com/binb

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How to Creute d iggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4
u?


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http://qno,com/binb

Just SuddenIy send her SMS Suying,,



Luv u too

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SAME OVER,|


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When do you knw ur in Iove?

Ans, When you sturt seurching for the cheupest
mobiIe pIun,

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Wht is the Diff b/w

Young Age & OId Age?



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SimpIe,,



n Young Age

Phone s FuII Of DurIings Numbers,,



n OId Age

ts FuII of Doctors Numbers,,|-

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Why is Fucebook such u hit?

t works on the principIe thut-



'PeopIe ure more interested in others Iife thun their
own-|

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A Ques Asked n A TuIent Test:

f You Are Murried To 1 Of The Twin Sisters How
wud You Recognize Your
WFE?



The est Answer

- Why d HeII ShouId recognise?

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V Pronounce ZZ us TwentyTwo 33 us Thirty Three

44 us FortyFour

us FiftyFive Why not 11 us OnetyOne?

Doubt y Iust bench usociution,,,

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Whut is the diff,betweenSHAZAL
&LECTURE?Every word spoken by the
girIfriend is SHAZALund Every word spoken by
wife is LECTURE

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Wuts d diff btwn PonguI n idIy?
think,
think,
think,,,

U II get u hoIiduy
for ponguI but not for idIy,



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Whut wiII be the girI's nume born on 1st of APRL?
Suess Suess Suess
Suess FOOLAN DEV,,

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Why does d bride & groom chunge gurIunds ut d
time of wedding,,,,,
'coz they suy euch uffectionuteIy thut :
DARLNS NOW U R
DEAD,,,,,,,,,,,

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Whut is the height of confusion? Two eurth worms
PIuying HDE AND SEEk
in u PIute fuII of noodIes,

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Wut is d iggest enefit of huving u crush in d
sume coIIege where u
study ?

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100% Attendence,,, :-P

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QUES - Where cun u see mungoes? On mungo
trees? NO,At fruit shop? WRONS
ASAN,,,,Fir kuhu?

ANS - Juhu guhu women gopiche piche Mun{goes},



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Teucher: Whut s The Differnce HMAM

&

SUNAM ?

Tintu: HMAM is Fuce Wush

SUNAM is TotuI Wush,|

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Difference between Friend & Wife

U cun TeII ur Friend

U r my est Friend

ut

Do u huve couruge teII to ur Wife

U r my est Wife?
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