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Court Transcript: Mark Oldman Court Appearance For Carrying An Empty Bottle of Bordeaux Wine (Funny)
Court Transcript: Mark Oldman Court Appearance For Carrying An Empty Bottle of Bordeaux Wine (Funny)
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STATE OF NEW YORK,
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Do ck e t N o . : 2077SN009818
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MA RK OL DMA N, De f e n d a n t .
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S t re e t 1 0 0 Ce n t re Ne w Y o rk Ne w Y o rk , J a n u a ry B E F O R E:
THE A P P E A HONORABLE R. A N C E JOHN S: DELURY,
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Judg:e
FOR THE
DEFENDANT:
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T HE CO URT :
Wh a t
wa s t h is ? It wa s a n e mp t y as bo t t l e of f'm a
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b o rd e a u x The
wa s t a k in g thought writ in g
a souvenir. wa s
o f f i-c e r
t h e re
something I'm
He s t a rt e d win e wri-t e r.
up the
ticket.
a well-known
THE THE
COURT:
A well-known Wine
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DEFENDANT:
writer.
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bottle it
as
a s o u v e n ir. They
ft
wa s
a 4 0 -V e a r-ol d le t me b r i n g
bottle. it
have
d o wn s t a irs .
wo u l-d n ' t
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Yes,
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or
after of
vou each.
dr i n k
it?
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Wh a t ' s
re c o rd
in
one
day
of
ft'
s q u a l iL y ,
not
quantity.
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T HE CO URT :
trx n rc 5 g J
Ha v e
vou
ever
seen
Nio h t
Train
T HE DE F E NDA NT :
nnnr l
l-o v e
it .
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a bodv
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T HE CO URT : 7 B 9 10 11 72 13 L4 15 L6 L1 1B L9 20 2I in I'm d rj-nking g o ing to wh a t tru st pays you to of b o o ks. T HE CO URT : kn o w a lo t of guys that
Wh o p a y s wo u ld
you lik e
to that
d rin k jo b .
wine?
T HE DE F E NDA NT :
My p u b lis h e r.
T he V d o a 1 o t
That's
a good
p ic t u re i-t . So the
of
you.
have
you. win e ?
publ j-sher
d rin k in g
A b s o lu t e ly ,
t.hey
do.
They
If win e ;
you
e n d o rs e
a c e rt ai n buy it ?
wine,
to
that
d o p e o p le
Exactlv. did you get
to
be
an
expert
win e ? re t ire .
f ' m lo o k in g
for
a another
career.
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k n o w, a nose to s me ll
s o me p e o p le You've
nose.
d iffere n t
th in o s .
P ro c e e d in g s
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T HE CO URT :
Y o u ' re
not
funny. a bu y
An
A me rican
publis h in g
tr
g o in g of
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would
T HE DB F E NDA NT : Like Only age. percent the two kin d f had of the the any re d
S p e c ia l wit h ,
y ou
mean?
p e rc e n t t h in k so
win e
P e o p le does r
imp ro v e s , is
b o rd e a u x T h e re ' s the
a good book
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THE DE F E NDA NT :
Thank
Judge.
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Certi
fie d
and
a c c u ra t e
t ra n s c rip t
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Co u rt
Re p o rt e r