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The Times - Uk - June 12 TH 2024
The Times - Uk - June 12 TH 2024
The Times - Uk - June 12 TH 2024
PM: A vote
for Reform
puts Labour
into No 10
Sunak issues warning at Tory manifesto launch
Oliver Wright Policy Editor position the Tories on the side of work-
Steven Swinford Political Editor ers and entrepreneurs. He confirmed
Chris Smyth Whitehall Editor another 2p cut to employee national in-
surance, saving £450 for the average
Rishi Sunak warned that a vote for worker, a cut to stamp duty for first-
Reform or the Liberal Democrats could time buyers, child benefit for more mid-
hand Sir Keir Starmer a decade in dle earners and a guarantee to raise the
power as he unveiled a £17 billion pack- tax-free personal allowance for pen-
age of tax cuts in an effort to turn Tory sioners.
fortunes around . “Look at what this manifesto con-
The prime minister said Labour tains — a tax cut for everyone in work
could be in government for a “very long as we halve the rate of national insur-
time” as he used the launch of the Con- ance,” he said.
servative Party manifesto to urge His promise to pay for the giveaways
against handing Starmer a “blank with a £12 billion welfare squeeze and a Hunter Biden with first lady Jill Biden, and his wife, Melissa, after being convicted. President Biden has ruled out a pardon
cheque”. crackdown on tax avoidance was ques-
The Tories released a social media
advert saying that voting for other
parties could give Starmer “the largest
tioned by some economists.
The manifesto also included:
6 Building 1.6 million homes over the
Hunter Biden guilty of buying gun illegally
majority Labour have ever had”. It next parliament with new support for
included a graphic suggesting that the first-time buyers; Hugh Tomlinson Delaware for 11 days. He now faces up to 25 years House said. The verdict comes less than
Tories could be reduced to only 57 seats. 6 Halving immigration, introducing an in prison, though legal experts do not two weeks after his rival for the White
Cabinet ministers said the Tories are annual cap on migrants and working to Hunter Biden, son of the US president, expect him to receive a sentence close House, Donald Trump, was convicted
now pursuing a “damage limitation” “rewrite asylum treaties” while keeping said he was “disappointed” by the to the maximum. in his New York hush-money trial.
strategy as they broadly welcomed the open withdrawal from the European verdict after being found guilty of In a statement after the verdict, Bid- Unlike Trump, who has claimed that
manifesto. “It’s the difference between Convention on Human Rights; illegally buying and owning a gun while en Jr thanked his wife and family for his trial was “rigged”, Biden Sr issued a
five years of Starmer and ten years of 6 Recruiting 92,000 more nurses and abusing drugs. their support throughout the trial and statement yesterday saying he
Starmer,” one said. 28,000 more doctors for the NHS and After a week-long trial that was his recovery from addiction. respected the jury’s verdict. He has
The manifesto is designed to make capping the lifetime cost of social care; brutal and often humiliating for the “I am more grateful today for the love ruled out issuing a pardon for his son.
tax cuts the key dividing line in the 6 Giving extra help to middle-class first family, the jury took three hours to and support I experienced this last “I am the president, but I am also a
campaign as Sunak accused Starmer of families by raising the child benefit tax find President Biden’s only surviving week from Melissa, my family, my Dad. Jill and I love our son, and we are
preparing to raise taxes if he won the charge from £60,000 to £120,000, bene- son guilty on all three felony charges friends and my community than I am so proud of the man he is today,” Biden
general election. fiting 700,000 families. linked to his purchase of a revolver in disappointed by the outcome,” he said. said. “So many families who have had
A promise to abolish basic-rate The prime minister acknowledged 2018 while addicted to crack cocaine. “Recovery is possible by the grace of loved ones battle addiction understand
national insurance for the self- that the government had not got Biden Jr, 54, was convicted of lying to God, and I am blessed to experience the feeling of pride seeing someone you
employed, saving the average worker “everything right” but insisted the a licensed gun dealer, making a false that gift one day at a time.” love come out the other side and be so
£1,350, was the main new tax Tories were the “only party” with “big claim about his drug addiction on a fed- The president would travel to Dela- strong and resilient in recovery.”
announcement as Sunak sought to eral form and illegally owning the gun ware to be with his son, the White
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441 days since Wall Street Journal The Conservative Party manifesto has As of April 14, the most recent date more than 90,000 migrants being per-
committed to deporting more than for which figures are available, 83,154 manently barred from the asylum
reporter Evan Gershkovich 90,000 migrants to Rwanda and other asylum claims were awaiting an initial system. The Refugee Council has fore-
countries as part of a pledge to end the decision, which relates to more than cast that this number will rise to more
was detained in Russia costly use of hotels for asylum seekers. 100,000 people. They include families than 115,000 by the end of this year.
#FreeEvan All future asylum claims would be and couples who can claim asylum as Senior party sources said migrants
processed within a new six-month part of one claim. would be sent to their home country,
deadline under plans set out in the The vast majority of those claims — Rwanda or another safe third country.
THUNDERER 20 WORLD 24 SPORT 50 manifesto to “end the legal merry-go- 73,239, relating to more than 90,000 In reality, however, the move is likely to
LETTERS 22 BUSINESS 29 CROSSWORD 60 round” of asylum claims and end the people — are from migrants who have place tens of thousands of migrants in
LEADING ARTICLES 23 REGISTER 43 TV & RADIO TIMES2 use of hotels. It currently costs the arrived in the UK illegally since March limbo, barred from claiming asylum in
Home Office about £8 million per day 2023. the UK but unable to be removed.
to house asylum seekers in hotels. Provisions passed by the Illegal While the government insists the
Young, French and Rishi Sunak stepped back from any
firm commitment on Britain’s member-
Migration Act last year placed an auto-
matic bar on asylum for those who
Rwanda scheme is uncapped, leaked
documents have revealed that the
voting hard-right ship of the European Convention on arrive illegally. However, the provisions country is ready to take 30,000 asylum
The Human Rights (ECHR) but repeated have not yet been implemented as the seekers over a five-year period.
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ideas”. He added: “ I’m not blind to the eventy-six olds and the scrapping raising £6 billion by
Available on the Times Radio app or fact people are frustrated with our pages long. of “Mickey Mouse” clamping down on tax
wherever you get your podcasts party and frustrated with me. We have Nearly degrees. avoidance and
not always got everything right. But we £20 billion But will it be evasion. A further
are the only party at this election with worth of tax enough to shift the £1.2 billion would
the big ideas to make our country a and spending dial? Labour’s lead in come from “quango
OFFER better place to live.” announcements. the polls has efficiencies” and
He said if Labour took power it would Dozens of pledges. As remained stubbornly £3.9 billion from
Save up to 30% with a subscription to “change the rules” to give 16 and 17- manifestos go, Rishi north of 20 points. reducing the civil
The Times and The Sunday Times year-olds the vote to ensure that the
party was in power “for a very long
Sunak’s was
substantial by any
The immediate
debate around the
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time”. He added: “All a vote for Reform measure and designed manifesto will focus pointed out that those
or the Liberal Democrats does is allow to cut across every on whether it is revenue sources are
THE WEATHER Labour to do whatever they want to our demographic (Steven affordable. far from certain.
country.” Swinford writes). The costings Indeed, welfare
However, he told ITV News that he It promises a 2p cut document published spending is forecast to
had “respect” for Nigel Farage and said to national insurance alongside the rise significantly over
13 he had been right to highlight migra- for workers, income manifesto shows that the next five years.
tion as an issue. He denied he was tax cuts for Sunak’s pledges are Clamping down on
6
threatened by Farage’s entry into the pensioners, and child underwritten by two tax evasion and
14 16 race, saying the choice at the election benefit for high big sources of cash: avoidance is
was “either Keir Starmer or me”. earners along with a saving £12 billion by unpredictable, and
Labour said Sunak was “cosplaying policy blitz including reforming welfare needs significant
16
Liz Truss”, claiming that the Tory compulsory national over the course of the investment in HM
17
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manifesto contained £71 billion of service for 18-year- next parliament and Revenue & Customs.
17 unfunded spending commitments and
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likened the plans to Truss’s mini-
11 budget that would lead to a “second deliver. “If I’m prime minister, you will our country is one where, above all,
Tory mortgage bombshell”. have this bold action — all you have got families will have financial security
However, Sunak cited his opposition from the Labour Party is a blank sheet because their taxes are being cut.”
Bright spells and showers in the east to Truss’s tax cuts to insist he was “not of paper,” he said. He insisted the elec-
but mainly dry with sunny intervals afraid to do things that are difficult” as tion was “about the future”, saying:
elsewhere. he insisted voters could trust him to “The future that we want to deliver for
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odie Comer,
who played the
assassin face
Russian
assassin
Villanelle in
the BBC spy thriller
Killing Eve, below,
attended the gala
life sentences
screening of The
Bikeriders at Curzon
Mayfair in central
London yesterday.
Comer, 31, won a
Bafta and an Emmy
for her performance
Pair contracted an Female murderers for hire
in Killing Eve, which
led to her gaining
American woman to 6 During the 19th century, Madame
worldwide fame. She
previously appeared
kill in a revenge plot Popova operated a murder-for-hire in Holby City, Silent
service in Russia, where she was Witness and Casualty.
that went wrong, paid by wives to kill their violent The Bikeriders, in
husbands. She murdered some 300 which she stars
David Woode writes men in all, using poison, weapons alongside Austin
and her own hands. A repentant Butler, follows the
A father and his son are facing life sen- wife eventually tipped off Russian members of an
tences after a female American assassin police and Popova was executed by American motorcycle
they had hired botched a revenge kill- a firing squad. club, the
ing when her gun jammed. 6 Maria Jimenez, aka La Tosca, is Outlaws MC,
Mohammed Nazir, 30, and Moham- one of Mexico’s most prolific female and is due for
med Aslam, 56, plotted to kill Aslat assassins. Jimenez was paid about release this
Mahamud or members of his family £1,400 a month by the Zetas drug month.
after a dispute in 2018 at a jewellery cartel to murder her victims.
store left them both injured. Convicted in 2012, she confessed to
The pair recruited Aimee Betro, 44, killing 20 people.
who flew in from Chicago for the con- 6 Kim Hyun-hui, a mother-of-two,
tract killing in Acocks Green in Bir- clocked up a body count of 115 as a
mingham,on September 7, 2019, a court North Korean agent. She was
was told. recruited from university aged 19
Betro was said to have been given a and in 1987 took down a South
clear brief. Birmingham crown court Korean airliner with a bomb, under
was told that she arranged to meet the orders of Kim II-sung, who
Sikander Ali, a shop owner and wanted to prevent the Olympics
Mahamud’s son, after feigning interest taking place in Seoul. Despite being
in a Volkswagen Golf that the family sentenced to death, she was later
was selling. pardoned. She defected, married a
Disguised in a hijab, she “calmly” former South Korean intelligence
approached Ali, pointed the gun at his officer and had two children.
head and pulled the trigger. However
the gun failed to fire and Ali fled the
scene. person to frame them. Aslam was have been the same gun. She took aim Hegarty revealed that there had been
Undeterred by the failed hit, it was cleared of a firearms offence. The pair and fired three shots in the direction of “history” between the households that
said that Betro went to Mahamud’s will be sentenced on August 9. the house before returning to the wait- involved an attack on a boutique in
house and opened fire three times. The court was told that Betro had ing taxi.” Alum Rock in July 2018 and a subse-
The jury was told that she sent texts returned to the US and remains at Police carried out a detailed investi- quent attack on the defendants’ home
to Mahamud, which read: “Where are large. West Midlands police said that gation at the scene and discovered the in Derby when windows were smashed.
you hiding? Stop playing hide and detectives were working to trace her. would-be assassin was Betro, an Amer- He said that Nazir had later told a
seek.” The trial was told how the would-be ican citizen. She is said to have flown friend about two guns he owned “to
Nazir and Aslam, of Derby, were assassin got out of the driver’s side of a from Chicago to Manchester, via Atlan- commit a revenge attack on those that
charged with conspiracy to murder and Mercedes as her target, Ali, pulled up in Mohammed Nazir and Mohammed ta, and arrived in the UK on August 22 had attacked his home”.
possession of a firearm with intent to an Audi outside another address. Aslam wanted revenge after a dispute — some 16 days before the shooting. Before flying back to America, Betro
cause fear of violence, which they Kevin Hegarty KC, for the prosecu- Hegarty said that she bought the contacted Virgin airlines and
denied. tion, told the court: “She walked quite cedes. The would-be assassin then ran Mercedes in Alum Rock, a suburb east attempted to change the flight docu-
Last week, Nazir and Aslam were calmly towards Sikander Ali and was back to the Mercedes and started to of Birmingham city centre, and in the ments so Nazir could fly back with her.
found guilty of conspiracy to murder. pointing a gun at him at head height. drive away.” days leading up to the shooting, she Hegarty said that Nazir flew to the
Nazir was also found guilty of posses- “As she got closer to Ali he saw her Betro is said to have abandoned the stayed at a number of hotels in Derby, US on September 13 and, on entry
sion of a firearm with intent to cause and he saw the gun and she pulled the car and ordered a taxi just after 9pm. Brighton and London. documents he filled in, gave the address
fear of violence, perverting the course trigger to fire the gun at him. In the early hours of the next morn- While in Birmingham, Betro bought where he would be staying as Betro’s
of justice and illegally importing fire- “Mercifully and luckily for him the ing, she called the same cab firm and two phones from Tesco, one of which address in Wisconsin. He returned four
arms over a plot to bring guns into the gun jammed. He quickly reversed his took a taxi to Mahamud’s house. He- she used to contact Nazir and the other weeks later and was arrested on the
country and then blame it on another car striking the open door of the Mer- garty said: “She took out a gun, it may to text Mahamud, the court was told. same day as his father.
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2018. Over the course of the week-long Although President Biden did not Trump’s incessant attacks on the want to buy a firearm. The Gun
trial, though, prosecutors laid out over-
whelming evidence that the president’s
attend the trial, family members in-
cluding Jill Biden, the first lady, Hunt-
How will the judicial system and loud complaints
that his prosecutions amount to
Owners of America group said it
“believes that the gun control
son was still in the throes of crack er’s sister Ashley, his wife Melissa and “lawfare” and an attempt at Hunter Biden violated is
addiction when he walked into Star-
quest Shooters and asked to buy a gun.
his uncle James Biden were regularly
present. White House aides are con-
verdict affect interference in the election.
Trump’s allegations that the
unconstitutional and [the form he
lied on] shouldn’t even exist”.
Speaking after the verdict, some cerned about the toll the trial and now Department of Justice was behind An Emerson survey found that
jurors voiced sympathy for Hunter’s
battle against addiction but said that
conviction will take on the president as
he steps up his re-election campaign.
US election? the New York state hush-money
prosecution — which it was not —
64 per cent of voters said the trial
would have no impact on their
the evidence was compelling. Biden, 81, is said to be “consumed” by and is irredeemably biased are decision, with 24 per cent saying it
“He looks kind of helpless to me. I his son’s legal troubles, fearing that he Analysis refuted by the even-handedness made them less likely to support Joe
think he just needs to get away some- could slide back into addiction if he is shown in the federal prosecution of Biden and 12 per cent more likely.
T
where and get some real rehab, if he sent to jail. he unprecedented spectacle Democrats, including Robert The greater risk to Biden’s re-
hasn’t. Hopefully he’s still not using,” Hunter’s legal woes are not over. He of a president’s son Menendez, a senator from New election comes from his son’s
one juror told the New York Post. also faces a federal indictment over un- squirming in the dock Jersey who is on trial for corruption, second trial, on tax evasion charges,
“We all knew Hunter Biden was a paid taxes in California in a case that is while prosecutors and his and Henry Cuellar, a congressman in California in September.
drug addict, and he was addicted, and set to go to court on September 5, just former lovers raked over from Texas set to stand trial next Starting just two months before
he was making [drug] deals, like, 12 days two months before polling day. the details of his sordid lifestyle has year for money laundering. polling day on November 5, and a
prior to buying the gun. So, in his mind, The trial followed the collapse of a been excruciating for the Biden Meanwhile, the justice matter of weeks before postal voting
how could he write [on the gun applica- plea deal last summer that would have family but is unlikely to cause department decided not to indict begins, this case will remind voters
tion]: no, he was not an addict?” he said. shielded Hunter from jail time in the political pain (David Charter writes). one of the most pro-Trump of Hunter’s highly lucrative role on
Another said jurors were evenly split gun and tax cases. He has claimed that This election campaign is Republican congressmen, Matt the board of a Ukrainian gas
in a straw poll they took after receiving the case is politically motivated. overwhelmingly about the impact of Gaetz of Florida, after investigating company.
the case on Monday evening, but as Prosecutors laid out a trove of evi- inflation and concerns over him for sex trafficking — hardly the Republicans will publicise the
they broke down the evidence, a con- dence to underscore the depths of immigration and the loss of abortion action of a department hell-bent on evidence of Hunter’s “extravagant
sensus began to form. “Somewhere in Hunter’s addiction to crack cocaine rights, as well as the character of political vendetta. lifestyle” while failing
most of our minds, we were probably around the time he bought the gun. another convicted felon, Donald The relative quiet to pay $1.4 million
thinking that, yes, he was guilty, but let’s There was also intimate testimony Trump, and the stamina — or lack from the Republican over four years as
go over this again. Let’s get it right, to do from Kathleen Buhle, Hunter’s former of it — of President Biden. side on the Hunter part of their
justice to Hunter and give him the ben- wife, and Hallie Biden, the widow of his The sad Hunter Biden show is Biden prosecution campaign against the
efit of the doubt,” the juror said. late brother Beau, with whom Hunter unlikely to shift the needle with also reflects that it is “Biden crime
The verdict comes in an election year later had a relationship. Both women voters. If anything, it may help the actively campaigning family”. No evidence
that has been as much about the court- testified about their first-hand experi- president’s standing, after he ruled to allow greater has been produced
room as it has been about campaign ence of Hunter’s addiction and their out a pardon for his son under the access to gun proving that Joe
events, after Donald Trump, the pre- failed attempts to help him get sober. presidential powers of clemency and ownership, not Biden acted
sumptive Republican nominee for pres- James Comer, the Republican chair- refused to join Hunter’s lawyer in punish those who corruptly, but in the
ident, was found guilty of falsifying man of the House oversight committee, condemning the proceedings as heat of the election
business records to hide a hush-money said the guilty verdict marked a “step politically motivated. The president’s A picture used in campaign that will
payment to a porn star. toward accountability”. reserve stands in contrast with evidence in the trial not matter.
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Behind the scenes, Tories talk of this bold action,” Sunak said. “All you
Steven Swinford Political Editor
Oliver Wright, Chris Smyth, Matt the times got from the Labour Party is a blank
Dathan, Aubrey Allegretti election events sheet of paper. Not a single big idea has
been put on the table.”
For a campaign that has so far been Some of Sunak’s own MPs, however,
beset by the weather, Nigel Farage and
Online now question whether it was bold enough.
a spectacular own goal over D-Day, the
Conservative manifesto launch went
Global Roundtable There was little new, the policies having
been extensively trailed since Sunak
relatively smoothly. called the general election. Candidates
Rishi Sunak chose Silverstone, home Join top journalists from on the party’s right are unhappy but
of the British Grand Prix, to unveil the The Times, The Wall have decided to keep their counsel.
76-page document. He could not resist Street Journal and The They wanted a stronger commitment
using the track as a metaphor, saying on leaving the European Convention
there was “nowhere better to mark the Australian for unparalleled on Human Rights (ECHR) — left
fact that our economy has truly turned analysis of UK and US deliberately vague in the manifesto —
the corner”. and a bolder offer on tax cuts.
The prime minister gave his cabinet politics — and why the “I don’t think it’s enough,” one right-
their first glimpse of the manifesto election results matter winger said. “We’re still trying to ride
shortly before he went on stage. two horses. The offer on the ECHR
Privately, most still believe Labour is on across the world is too weak. We needed to be more
course for victory and the discussion explicit. But I don’t think there’s much
among ministers is increasingly about he could have done, realistically. The
the size of Labour’s majority. public have made their mind up. It’s too
“He gave us all a pep talk, talking to late to try and fatten the pig.”
each of us about what we’d done,” one Live from 7pm Another said: “It’s a big pile of noth-
minister said. “He was on good form.
And look, this won’t change the price of
What it means ingness. On immigration it takes us no
further from where we are now.”
fish — Labour is still going to win — but for Britain But they dismissed reports of an
if we get the campaign right from here alternative right-wing manifesto being
on in, we can limit Labour’s majority. Don’t miss our free presented. “We’re not going to let them
“The tax-cut pledges create a use the excuse of blaming us,” a Tory
genuine wedge between us and Labour. newsroom livestreams, candidate in the rebel camp said.
It’s the difference between five years of every Wednesday from The policies have made little obvious
[Sir Keir] Starmer and ten years of difference to the party’s fortunes —
Starmer.” 7pm to 8pm. Tonight, Labour still has a 20-point lead in the
Another minister said: “When you Rachel Sylvester, Richard polls. Two previous 2p cuts to national
talk to people on the doorstep, there is Fletcher, Gabriel Pogrund insurance failed to register with voters,
absolutely zero enthusiasm for Labour, something that Jeremy Hunt, the
so I still hold out some hope that things and Oliver Shah nail the chancellor, acknowledged in a recent
might be closer than the polls suggest. issues with Chloe Tilley interview. So why did Sunak go for
“Our voters are angry but I still think national insurance again? MPs on the
we can persuade them to come back — right of the party have pushed hard for
unless they’re just not telling us the him to abolish inheritance tax.
truth. That is always a possibility.” Party sources said there was a “short”
The manifesto has been months in employee national insurance; a pledge discussion on the subject. But given
the making and is designed to hit three to abolish national insurance entirely the manifesto tax cuts are funded by
broad demographics: workers, pension- for self-employed workers; and squeezing welfare, it was considered
ers and parents. Despite Sunak’s recent income-tax cuts for pensioners. politically untenable to use the pro-
travails, the main measures are un- Sunak promised to extend child ben- ceeds to fund giveaways for the wealthy.
changed since the start of the election efit to higher earners and scrap stamp “The reason we’re doing [national
campaign. Sunak is said to have been duty for first-time buyers on properties insurance] is to make working people
“extremely involved” in the process, worth up to £425,000. The policy blitz feel better,” said one senior Conserva-
signing off on the document last Thurs- also included compulsory national tive. “That’s the strategy.”
day evening after his disastrous deci- service for 18-year-olds and scrapping A staffer was more blunt in their as-
sion to return home early from D-Day “Mickey Mouse” degrees. sessment. “They’re in ‘free broadband
commemorations in Normandy. These pledges would be funded with for everyone’ territory,” they said — a
In fiscal terms, it goes further than a £6 billion clampdown on tax avoid- reference to the 2019 Jeremy Corbyn
any Conservative offering in the past ance and evasion and £12 billion saved manifesto pledge. “They could an-
three elections. It includes £17.2 billion by overhauling the welfare system. “If nounce a fully funded £50 billion tax
worth of tax cuts, including a 2p cut in I’m [still] prime minister, you will have cut and no one would notice or care.”
W
hen you’re very large they can be unblocked only by minister was a distant speck. The of national insurance, Child benefit
much not in pole a man in full scuba gear. room, frankly, was too big. Even taking the employee rate to 6p in the The Tories have set out plans
position in the polls, Anyway, where were we? If you with a backside on every seat it felt pound, at a cost of about £10 billion. to raise the threshold at
when you’re going were to write some sort of idiot’s two thirds empty. He could have The party is also pledging by the end which families pay the child
round and round in guide on how to put on a Formula 1- been giving the Gettysburg Address of the next parliament to abolish the benefit tax charge from £60,000 to
circles and not really getting themed election manifesto launch, and it would have drifted up in to main rate of self-employed national £120,000. They say this will benefit
anywhere, when the wheels are the first item on the list would surely the cavernous ceiling space like a insurance, at a cost of £2 billion in five 700,000 families by an average of
coming off and life’s the pits, it’s a be to start on time. In the build-up football chant that never quite gets years. The Tories say they will pay for £1,500 and that the cost — £1.3 billion a
brave decision indeed to launch your to the event, all over the Tories’ going. He was fading and dying. this with welfare reforms, which they year — would also be funded by
election manifesto at the self-writing social media accounts was the same There is always the chance, on estimate would save £12 billion. clamping down on tax avoidance.
car-crash-based pun factory that is breathless promotional video. There such occasions, that there might be However, the Institute for Fiscal
the Silverstone Formula 1 racetrack. were thumping drum beats, revving some sort of bombshell lurking Studies has said that such a savings Education
There, breathe out, we’re done. engines and the famous F1 start within. Seven years ago, no one target “looks difficult in the extreme”. The Conservatives will scrap
No more. Although, actually, there lights turning red, one by one, spotted that Theresa May had set so-called rip-off degrees
is one torturous F1-based metaphor before turning off. “Tune in at herself on fire with a plan to make Triple lock plus in which graduates earn
you won’t have already heard. 11.30am!” it said. On the basis of the pensioners sell their homes to pay The party is promising to less on average than they would if
A former chairman of Silverstone record set by Max Verstappen in for their care. introduce what it described they had not gone to university.
once told me that the most 2020, then, by the time the event got It doesn’t appear to have as a “triple lock plus” for The party says this would raise
incredible thing he’d ever seen in round to starting, Sunak had already happened again but it hardly pensioners, ensuring that the state £900 million that it would spend on
many decades working there had been lapped eight times. matters. There will be no high- pension is never taxed. The tax-free creating 100,000 apprenticeships
nothing to do with car racing. It Eventually, the cabinet filed in and octane moment of impact. This personal allowance for pensioners by the end of the next parliament,
happened when the Olympic the room erupted with very faint particular car crash has been going would rise by inflation, wages or at a cost of £885 million. Again, this
swimming-pool-sized septic tank got applause. This is customary at these on for some time now, in 2.5 per cent, whichever is highest. would be funded by a crackdown on
blocked on grand prix weekend and sorts of events. It tends to work excruciating slow motion. There are The Conservatives say that this would tax avoidance and evasion.
he had to call in an extremely better when those on the receiving still three weeks of it to go. cost £2.4 billion and would be paid The party recommits to its plans to
specialist contractor as a matter of end aren’t wearing the kind of faces Somebody fetch the snorkel.
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The portrait by Jonathan
Yeo was obscured by a
picture of Wallace, from
the Wallace and Gromit
cartoons, of which King
Charles is said to be a fan
Nathan McGovern, a
spokesman for Animal
Rising, said the activists
knew the painting would
be protected by glass
and that there was no
intent to cause damage,
as the posters were
attached using water
spray. McGovern added
Animal rights activists that the stunt was a
reference to the King’s
deface King’s portrait fondness for the Wallace
and Gromit films made
by Aardman.
A
new portrait Animal Rebellion, a The activists said they
of the King sister organisation of hoped the protest would
has been Extinction Rebellion, bring attention to their
targeted by has called on the King to investigation of RSPCA-
animal rights end his patronage of the backed farms, which
activists who covered RSPCA, which it found poor conditions at
the monarch’s face with accuses of running a some sites. Chris
a likeness of the clay discredited farm welfare Packham, the honorary
animation character scheme. RSPCA president, called
Wallace (Seren Hughes Philip Mould told The at the weekend for the
and David Sanderson Times that the posters charity’s food-labelling
write). were removed within scheme to be scrapped.
The two campaigners seconds and no damage The RSPCA said the
from Animal Rising who was done. He said the stunt was a “distraction”
defaced Jonathan Yeo’s gallery was reviewing its from its work helping
new painting at the security but added: “It’s animals but that an
Philip Mould gallery in difficult to predict when urgent investigation into
London also pasted on a and how such things can Animal Rising’s findings
speech bubble that said: be done by people who was under way. The
“No cheese, Gromit. are determined.” He said RSPCA Assured scheme
Look at all this cruelty that the portrait had is the “best way to help
on RSPCA farms!” The been wiped and dried farmed animals right
group, founded as within a minute. now”, the charity said.
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Whisky maker accused of attempted murder is denied bail
Jonathan Ames Legal Editor ing a handgun. A High Court judge has Polish authorities also want Ratajewski having offered to provide £200,000 warrant for Ratajewski 20 years ago.
been told that he led a double life as to serve the remainder of the firearms security. However, he left Poland under a pseu-
A Polish craft whisky distiller accused Dariusz Plazewski, the boss of Bimber sentence passed in 2003. The judge ruled there was a “very real donym to launch a prosperous life in
of attempted murder has lost his second Distillery, one of London’s first produc- In February Ratajewski failed with prospect” that Ratajewski would the UK, where he used his knowledge
application to be freed from a British ers of English single malt in more than an initial application to be released on abscond by obtaining a false identity of traditional moonshine production
jail amid fears that he would flee 100 years. bail, with the judge ruling that there document so that he could build a new techniques gleaned from his father and
attempts to extradite him. He was arrested in January after was a “risk of flight”. beginning from scratch in a completely grandfather.
Lucasz Ratajewski came to Britain Polish prosecutors requested his extra- Sitting in the High Court yesterday, new country. In March Ratajewski’s pseudonym
from Poland 20 years ago after being dition to stand trial for supplying drugs Mr Justice Fordham rejected a second The court was told that the Polish was removed from Bimber Distillery’s
given a three-year jail term for possess- and conspiracy to attempt murder. The bail application, despite Ratajewski authorities had initially issued an arrest listing on Companies House.
S
ir Rod Stewart Seren Hughes
joked last night
that David A Royal Military Police sergeant has
Beckham’s been jailed after he was caught sending
knighthood sexual images to an undercover police
was “coming soon” as officer he believed was a boy aged 14.
the pair joined forces Sergeant Christopher Tierney, also
for the King’s searched “men seduce boy stories” and
Foundation, a charity was found in possession of more than
set up by Charles 6,000 indecent images of children,
when Prince of Wales Bulford military court, in Wiltshire,
(Kate Mansey writes). was told.
Other celebrity Tierney, 36, who was based in Bul-
ambassadors at St ford, pleaded guilty to three counts of
James’s Palace for the making indecent images, one count of
inaugural King’s distributing indecent images and one
Foundation Awards count of attempting to engage in sexual
included the actress communications with a child.
Sienna Miller, Judge advocate General Alan Large
the chef said he “showed a clear sexual interest
Raymond in children” and sentenced him to two
Blanc, the years in prison.
model Naomi Tierney was dismissed from the mili-
Campbell, the tary and will remain on the sexual
broadcaster and offences register for ten years.
entrepreneur He was arrested in March last year
Sarah Beeny after the National Crime Agency told
and the become an The King was joined by award to Ban Ki- plastic. One of them police that an indecent image of a child
broadcaster and ambassador for Sir Rod Stewart and moon, 79, the former was Pierre Paslier, co- had been distributed twice on Snapchat
gardener Alan the foundation, David Beckham, while secretary-general of founder of Notpla, from a device registered to him.
Titchmarsh. laughed and the Prince of Wales the United Nations. which makes food While Tierney was under investi-
Stewart, 79, replied: learnt about seaweed The Harmony award packaging and other gation an undercover Home Office
who was at the “Thanks, Rod.” replacing plastic items reflects the King’s disposable items out of police officer contacted him on an
event with his The former philosophy of working seaweed. In 2022 unnamed gaming website posing as 14-
wife, Penny Lancaster, honoured to be a England football to show his frustration with nature. Notpla won an year-old student called Ethan.
53, told the guests: knight.” Looking over captain has long at being passed over Earlier the Prince of Earthshot Prize, the Tierney was also subjected to a five-
“Penny and I are so to Beckham, Stewart desired a knighthood. for the honour in 2013. Wales spoke with green award set up by year sexual harm prevention order.
honoured to be added: “And David, Emails leaked in 2017, The King said it was entrepreneurs at an the Prince of Wales. Judge Large said that committing the
ambassadors for the yours is coming soon.” which Beckham then with “immense event in Cardiff to offences “having already had the shock
King’s Foundation. I’m Beckham, who said dismissed as pleasure” that he promote seaweed as a of arrest and undoubtedly knowing
also wonderfully he was “honoured” to inaccurate, appeared could present an replacement for what would be found on your phone is
a significant aggravating feature”.
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In the era of
AI, pupils ‘must
learn how to be
human beings’
merged with technical T-levels to
create “parity of esteem” between
Education Commission academic and technical subjects.
Polling from Edge Foundation, the
Katie Gibbons education specialists, found that a bac-
calaureate has significant cross-party
The current school curriculum and appeal in England. More than two
exams system are equipping children thirds support the ABS, which would
with skills that will always be per- see a wider range of subjects studied
formed better by machine learning, until the age of 18.
Sir Anthony Seldon has warned as Robert Halfon, the Tory former skills
he called for education to “prioritise minister, told the event yesterday that
what it means to be human”. he thought it was “massive” for Sunak
At an event to mark two years since to announce such a significant change
the Times Education Commission to the secondary education system.
(TEC) published its findings, leaders “It is very exciting, I’m glad it is in the
from across the sector endorsed its key manifesto: it’s put it on the national
recommendation for an overhaul of the agenda,” he said. “It will have a huge
secondary school curriculum. change and once it comes through it
Seldon, a political biographer and will allow other changes to follow. It is
the head teacher of Epsom College, said important to win one battle at a time.”
that although exams have a significant The introduction of the ABS remains Take your seats Ovo Theatre’s outdoor production of The Secret Garden is at the Roman Theatre in St Albans until Saturday
role in education, the results are “not somewhat divisive across the education
all important”. sector, however, with many teaching
“The exam system majors on the professionals first keen to address the
very same skills that the algorithms will
always be able to outperform people on.
What we should be doing in this age of
pressing matters of staff recruitment
and retention and pupil absences.
Yet the TEC found a unifying agree-
Boarding schools ‘worth protecting’
AI and algorithms, is teach[ing child- ment that there is urgent need for more Nicola Woolcock Education Editor number of boarding schools per square erate £3 billion a year in revenues,
ren] the human skills,” he said. investment in early years, which are the mile in the world, the world’s oldest support nearly 65,000 jobs, including
“The only debate that is going to crucial building blocks for how children Boarding schools should be promoted boarding school [The King’s School 26,000 teachers, and contribute
matter in the next 50 years, is what does go on to engage with schooling. as the “jewel in the crown” of British Canterbury], and more specialist £900 million annually in tax.
it mean to be a human being? What is Anne Longfield, the former child- education, head teachers will tell the boarding schools than any other coun- Walker said more than 4,000 child-
human intelligence as opposed to ren’s commissioner for England, told next government. try. There are more than 70,000 stu- ren with parents in the armed forces are
machine intelligence? We are not the event that reintroducing something They claim to contribute almost a bil- dents at UK boarding schools, includ- in boarding schools and that the sector
prioritising [in schools] what it means like the Sure Start initiative, launched lion pounds in tax to the economy and ing more than 25,000 from countries disproportionately supports arts, dance
to be human. You go to some highly by the Blair government in 1998 and support tens of thousands of jobs. The around the world.” and music, such as through choir
academic schools and the kids are like scrapped by Michael Gove as educa- Boarding Schools’ Association (BSA) is Most boarding schools are private; schools and conservatoires.
zombies.” tion secretary, would be life-changing urging the main political parties to ac- however, there are a number of state He added: “If VAT is added to inde-
The flagship proposal of the TEC, for millions of families. “We need to knowledge, promote and protect their boarding schools that offer free tuition pendent school fees it would be the only
to introduce a “British baccalaureate”, commit to early years. Schools should world-leading status. but parents pay boarding fees. part of education subject to the tax
secured a commitment from the be at the heart of this new [initiative],” David Walker, the BSA’s director, The Labour Party has pledged to levy across the whole of Europe. It appears
prime minister, Rishi Sunak, who in she said. “You bring services together in said Labour’s policy of levying VAT on VAT on independent school fees, which an exemption on VAT may be given on
October announced his intention to in- a common purpose and wrap them private school fees would be a “tax on it says would generate £1.6 billion to boarding fees at state boarding schools.
troduce the Advanced British Standard around schools and you identify the sleeping” if it exempted state boarding spend on state schools. A recent census There is no sense in implementing a tax
(ABS) and has no made it a Tory kids who need help early, probably from schools but was applied to those that revealed that the average boarding on sleeping overnight in one type of
manifesto commitment. birth, or pre-birth.” were independent. school fee is £42,500. school and not another. There should
Under his plans, A-levels would be He said: “The UK has the largest The BSA says its 500 members gen- be no tax on children sleeping at all.”
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Some rooms where spray
contrive to be so becomes gull
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and debate
at a QR code, looked again at
while others Emily
(Room III, for Allchurch’s Mir
example) are so rored
sparsely filled City photographs
they feel in which Venice
cavernous and ill morphs into
considered. There are Shanghai and vice
some affected curatorial versa until you can’t be
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The Royal Academician Tom witty scenes of London life and
to education and the environment. Phillips, who chaired the exhibitions history depend on being seen and
committee in the 1900s, summed up read at close quarters? There are too
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n 1928 Dr Alfred Wiener election results last week were mainstream. The alternative is to This is a massive gamble. He could
attended the executive “mixed” are being complacent. confront these grievances and define lose control of parliament, and
committee of Germany’s leading It is also complacent to regard the the mainstream against them. perhaps ultimately of the Elysée, to
Jewish communal body and radical right as nothing much to Very crudely, the first of these the radical right.
presented an analysis of recent worry about. I always worry about approaches might be termed the I have always preferred the
election results. He suggested to the movements that claim to be the Cameron approach, the second the Cameron strategy to that of Macron,
committee that the correct response voice of the people and to embody its Macron approach. It is not as I think you have to address real
was alarm. They were unconvinced. spirit. They claim this spirit is being immediately obvious which one of grievances and not simply attempt to
Indeed, they were quite irritated. He suppressed by a manipulative elite. them is correct. override them. I shared Cameron’s
was sharply rebuffed. They develop conspiracy theories David Cameron organised a instinct that fears about European
What Wiener, my maternal about its power. And they offer referendum on British membership centralisation and concerns about
grandfather, had noticed was the themselves up as the only true of the European Union partly (he immigration were both real and
pattern of regional results. Hitler’s interpreters of the national will, the told me this directly) because he could not be easily dismissed as mere
National Socialist party had fallen one force that will cleanse the nation. thought concerns about the protest. I’m a conservative, not a
back in some urban areas. But its To do this they must remove from country’s independence were pure liberal, and some of these fears
support was growing in rural districts. power, or even from the country, all legitimate and it would be right to Marine Le Pen and Jordan Bardella’s and concerns are mine anyway.
He warned his colleagues to take this those whose values they deem at allow an opportunity for them to be National Rally made gains last week Support for the broad Cameron
threat seriously. They didn’t concur. ameliorated by a new negotiated approach is a position I maintain,
Is it unreasonable of me to study
the results of last week’s European
France’s president likes arrangement and then put to a vote.
He also thought this the best way of
argument for international solidarity,
globalism and the power of the EU.
despite what might be politely
described as the setbacks. And it
parliamentary elections and feel my
skin prickle slightly? Feel dismay and
to take on opponents, curbing the rise of the radical right.
Similarly, he accepted the need for
He believes that the demands of the
radical right must be dismissed
appears Sir Keir Starmer agrees. He
has shifted Labour away from the
foreboding? Do I deserve the sharp
rebuff my grandfather once received?
not try to pacify them immigration control and thought
firm measures might reduce voter
rather than pandered to.
This is certainly more emotionally
Macron approach. He promises
immigration control, has been
There are any number of reasons variance with those of the true concerns. He would struggle, not satisfying. When, during last week’s relatively conservative on cultural
why I might be advised to keep calm. nation: immigrants, liberals, minority altogether successfully, to get BBC debate, the Scottish Nationalist issues and has not relitigated Brexit.
The most important is that the ethnic groups, politicians, lawyers, numbers down. Stephen Flynn urged politicians to He would never call this the
populist parties that enjoyed success people who live in big cities, people Liberals have expressed contempt talk of the advantages of Cameron approach but it is.
last week have taken trouble to deny who drink lattes, people who teach for this strategy. They regard it as immigration, he received a solid I think he is right. I hope he is. I
any fascist sympathies. They are in universities, people who have having been a total disaster. And round of applause, one of relief and think it is a better gamble than the
better described as parties of the university degrees. there is plenty of evidence to support appreciation. Until now Macron has one being engaged in by Macron.
radical right. It is also true that in My mother and father were both this view. The UK ended up leaving regarded the Cameron strategy with But what keeps me awake at night is
many parts of Europe the centre held. victims of this thinking. The Nazis the EU and resorting to ever-more haughty contempt, with plenty of the fear that neither approach will
And yet I do not find these rounded up all the Jews, some of desperate measures to curb reason for this contempt. The French work. What happened to my mum
attempts at reassurance entirely whom were shopkeepers. The Soviets immigration, yet the radical right is president has been forced into and dad won’t happen to me. It
persuasive. It is true that not rounded up all the shopkeepers, still eating the centre right. occasional retreat on immigration won’t happen to my children. But
everywhere in Germany, let alone some of whom were Jews. Mum and So liberals generally prefer a more but generally prefers taking on his could it? Yes.
everywhere in Europe, turned to the Dad were both arrested, members of confrontational approach, the one opponents rather than pacifying
radical right last week. But this was the elite at only ten years old. I don’t generally favoured by Emmanuel them. This week he reacted to
the case in 1928 as well. Reactionaries think it is unreasonable to start Macron. He embraces his leadership setback in a characteristic way.
now, as then, have established more worrying about the radical right (or of the metropolitan elite, makes the The radical right crushed Macron’s
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ack in 1983 I filed a brief midnight. Today, it shows 90 seconds punish the West if Ukraine uses newly capacity into geopolitical clout. he oil and gas giant BP
report for The Times about to the midnight hour. supplied western weapons to strike For her intriguing new book appears to have lost its
Polish general staff officers That is why Vladimir Putin’s recent inside Russia. He says he will provide Nuclear War: A Scenario, the US corporate marbles in
gathering in a Warsaw performance at a St Petersburg weapons to Russia-friendly neighbours author Annie Jacobsen interviews 50 demanding that its entire
cinema for a closed preview investors’ forum needs some careful of western supporters of Ukraine. strategists, decision-makers and 90,000-strong workforce
of the post-nuclear apocalypse US film study. He was appearing with a noted Whether these are conventional engineers at length about how even come clean about office romances or
The Day After. Until then my already hawk, Sergei Karaganov, an weapons or tactical nuclear weapons a primitive North Korean attack on a risk getting sacked. Senior leaders —
chunky secret police file had been academic who has previously called has not yet been decided. Californian nuclear power station numbering about 4,500 executives
written up by rather bored agents. The for a pre-emptive and limited nuclear Second, the framing of these could cripple the country. It would — have been given three months to
leak of the film screening changed the strike on Russia’s enemies. Before choices is already under way. This be a war destined to spread. For one report any intimate relationships
tone: the spooks’ analysis became week four Russian vessels, including thing, the US Minuteman missiles that have occurred at work during the
twitchy, anxious perhaps that officers
had been gossiping with westerners.
This could all be a a nuclear-powered submarine, are
heading for Havana for talks.
launched against Kim Jong-un would
have to cross Russian airspace. Given
past three years. The new guidelines
also ban anyone being in a couple with
It probably also reflected worries
that Moscow would kick up a fuss.
bluff to capitalise on Tactical nuclear drills are being held
near the Ukrainian border.
the dodgy communications between
the US and Russia, that could be
someone they “directly or indirectly
manage” — a breach could result in
The fact is East-West relations were
at a dismal, paranoiac low. The Soviets
American timidity It could all be part of an elaborate
bluff, an attempt to capitalise on the
very messy indeed.
Putin does not sound like a
disciplinary action, including dismissal.
It amounts to a corporate snoopers’
had shot down a civilian Korean their appearance, a smiling Putin timidity of the Biden administration. desperate man at the moment. He charter that is both sinister and stupid.
airliner in September 1983, believing it approached Karaganov. “Are you Some western analysts argue Russia’s has taken huge casualties already in Why is BP doing this? The company
to be a US spy plane. In November of going to stir things up?” he asked. deepening dependence on Chinese Ukraine (315,000 dead and wounded has moved to tighten its policy around
that year Nato’s Able Archer exercises “That’s why I’ve been invited, I support makes it unlikely that Putin in two years, compared with 210,000 workplace relationships in an attempt
practised nuclear launch procedures think,” said the professor. will resort to a nuclear option. But dead and wounded Americans in to avoid another scandal like that
in the event of Moscow invading The performance then followed the training scenarios used by Russian nine years of Vietnam) but he keeps which led to the sudden departure of
Finland and Yugoslavia. The Kremlin pre-scripted direction. Putin reassured forces between 2008 and 2014 reveal signalling he is ready for a long war. its chief executive, Bernard Looney,
thought the war game could be cover investors he saw no need to use that the Russian army war-gamed His eye is on a new US president, a last September. He was found to
for a first strike by the West. US cruise nuclear weapons at present, as there the use of tactical nuclear forces in sudden fall-off in support for have committed “serious
missiles were about to be stationed in was no immediate existential threat the case of an invasion in which 20 Ukraine and a deal that would both misconduct” in failing to disclose
Britain to counter the threat of to Russia, but left open whether the per cent of its strategic ballistic decapitate his enemies in Kyiv and workplace relationships. Looney was
Soviet SS-20s. As for The Day After, Kremlin was ready to change its missiles were destroyed. give Russia security guarantees. stripped of £32 million in pay and
wasn’t that a way of readying nuclear doctrine. Karaganov stuck to The military thinking is in place Putin’s gamble is that nuclear bonuses after his dismissal.
western audiences for a coming war? his guns, his views already set out in and as Putin surveys the shifting weapons, threatened or even briefly The public fallout has led to this
Many deemed 1983 to be the most an article last year: “Following modern strategic climate — the expanding, used, could bring a cold peace — latest revision of BP’s conflict of
dangerous moment since the Cuban mainly western military-political dysfunctional nuclear family — he even, perversely, some respect from interest policy. Out goes the previous
missile crisis of 1962. Could we now thinking, we thoughtlessly set too high may calculate that only a credible other rogue nations. It looks as if the (eminently sensible) guidance
be approaching a similar showdown, a threshold for the use of nuclear threat of battlefield nukes can bring Doomsday Clock is going to be requiring employees to disclose
born of miscalculation and weapons, inaccurately assessed the settlement of the Ukraine war on his heading in the wrong direction again. and record family or intimate
relationships at work only if they felt
there could be a conflict of interest.
This treated staff as adults, capable
Matthew Parris Notebook of exercising their own judgment and
discretion. No more.
the starving Irish should eat their vehicle: a soundly Conservative The ostensible justification is that
Bike crash Swift rebuke?
ill I ever learn? Any
own babies. truth. But such is the dismal spirit of
this campaign that I wouldn’t be
the new disclosure rules allow
employers to take pre-emptive steps
accidental
dabble in sarcasm or irony because
readers will think you’re being
serious. In last week’s Notebook I
B come — and positive: a good
thing, rather than party leaders
bidding against each other with
promise not to do it either.
Shadow lands
reality is that the guidelines will
create more problems than they
solve. Who, for example, gets to
extravagantly lauded the Tory plan promises not to do bad things. A ince boyhood I’ve been fascinated define what is considered a
Corbynista for conscripting young people into
national service, and suggested that
old people should be conscripted too.
former environment secretary, John
Gummer (now Lord Deben), has
tossed a little realism into the debate
S by a whole region still essentially
unexplored by science, not unlike
the fabled “southern continent” of
reportable office “relationship”?
The idea that sexual relationships
in the office are the only ones that
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f you could see the photograph, Expecting readers’ complaints that I about motoring. The Tories are Antarctica in the 18th century, create issues of confidentiality or
you’d know at once what I mean was being flip, I was instead trying to tickle motorists’ tummies, presumed but never discovered. The potential abuses of power is itself
by saying that politics can’t unnerved by praise for the idea from promising to abolish the Ulez unconscious mind is a place that flawed. What if someone maliciously
entirely be disentangled from the online commenters below the charges in London; now comes a Shakespeare knew about (Lady declares an imaginary office
personal. The photo is of a little column. They think I’m serious. new Tory pledge to scrap all Macbeth obsessively washes her hands dalliance with a co-worker? How
boy in a child’s green cycling helmet, They love the idea. Or are they, road tolls. in her sleep) and Freud speculated would the other person even know?
satchel on back. He’s on a pavement too, being sarcastic? It’s infantile. Revenue has to wildly upon, and of which we’re daily What if two employees disagree
and looks tearful, as a bystander We live in such crazy times that be raised. Some kind of restraint reminded when (for instance) we about whether to declare a former or
holds his red bike. We realise he has satire becomes hard to distinguish upon car use has to be applied. can’t remember a name so decide to current relationship? It is equally
just fallen off it. Beside him stands an from serious suggestion. Online Deben points out that EV move on and wait for it to spring into unclear how the company’s human
elderly gentleman in specs, leaning on Monday, beneath a Times vehicles are already our consciousness. Something big, resources department is expected to
over kindly to comfort the boy, an report on the latest eating into revenue we know, goes on down there, but keep tabs on the “confessions” of
arm on Eddie’s shoulder. slaughter in Gaza, a reader from fuel duties. what it is we know not. thousands of employees.
I happen to know he’s called Eddie expressed the view that The loss could Last week I awoke from a dream In truth, many staff will choose not
because his father is the friend who one Israeli life was worth eventually cost the state with a single sentence on my lips: to disclose their office relationships .
sent me the pic. The kindly old gent more than 50 Palestinian £30 billion. To pay for what I was saying in a dream about a After all, there is no law that compels
is Jeremy Corbyn. The former dead: a “diamond” roadbuilding, road sleeper train. In my dream I described them to do so. Many people meet
Labour leader, now an independent extracted by detonating repair and traffic how it was — and these were my their eventual partners through
parliamentary candidate, was merely “rocks”. I read and re- management, he says, words — “to weave in and out of a work: that is not — nor should it be
a passer-by when Eddie met his read it, trying to decide we’ll have to start thousand pockets of sleep, on a night — a reportable offence.
accident. Eddie’s dad, a million miles if this was sarcasm. I still charging drivers for how express”. OK, I’m no Shakespeare, BP, in its misguided intervention, is
from being a Corbynite, WhatsApps don’t know. Our far they drive. He’s right. but this was an attempt at the poetic, guilty of turning office romances
me: “I may have to vote for him now.” literature’s greatest The technology is now drafted by the unconscious mind. into something more sinister. It
In this dreary and unedifying general satirist, Jonathan Swift, straightforward. Users How much of what think we say would be better served keeping its
election where no candidate appeals, would today struggle with should pay according to spontaneously has been said already, corporate nose out of the private
I can think of worse deciders. his Modest Proposal that use, not ownership of a somewhere down there? lives of its workforce.
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t 4pm last Friday the blocked by their party. “I just having been the second openly gay cent of the 2010 intake believed to about lasting change. Their concerns
parliamentary candidates’ couldn’t physically or mentally pin candidate only 27 years ago in 1997, have split from their partners in the may differ from those of their
lists closed with a flurry of on that rosette again and perform an he faced homophobic abuse, his Tory past 14 years. Both the Tories and predecessors and centre on issues
late entries. The Tories, inane TikTok dance,” said one rival describing homosexuality as a Labour also look set to have a larger such as housing, childcare and
after a desperate scrabble, former cabinet minister. “sterile, disease-ridden and God- education. They could also push for
have managed to find a candidate for
every seat except Rotherham. Labour
Whatever the result on July 4, this
is likely to be the most diverse,
forsaken occupation”.
While Ireland has had a gay
The vast majority of a different work-life balance in the
House of Commons with fewer late-
has the youngest hopeful, Sam
Carling, a 21-year-old student standing
youngest and least experienced
parliament since at least the 1950s.
taoiseach, Leo Varadkar, and France
a gay prime minister, Gabriel Attal,
those campaigning night sittings.
It’s easy to believe that the 4,519
in North West Cambridgeshire; the
Lib Dems have the oldest, the 80-
The latest polling by YouGov
predicts a Labour majority of 194
the Tories currently have no LGBT
cabinet ministers. Now, if Labour
deserve our respect candidates are venal, lying, self-
obsessed careerists. Almost 90 per
year-old Gordon Birtwistle in Burnley. wins, there are likely to be at least proportion of ex-military candidates cent of voters say politicians “can’t be
Each party has tried to shoehorn in its
favourites at the last minute and there
If Labour wins, at least four high-powered senior ministers
who are gay: Wes Streeting, Peter
than in the past two decades —
toughness and resilience are useful
trusted to tell the truth”; they face
contempt, derision, public
are a record 4,519 candidates’ names
on the ballot papers.
four high-powered Kyle, Steve Reed and Luke Pollard.
Three decades on, it’s not an issue.
qualities at Westminster.
Meanwhile, the Tories look likely
humiliation, even death threats. But
most MPs I’ve met at the beginning
Meanwhile, the old guard have
been packing up at Westminster,
ministers will be gay When I interviewed Danny Beales,
the Labour by-election candidate in
to have fewer female MPs in the new
parliament — less than 30 per cent
of their careers are entering politics
for the right reasons and determined
sneaking out a bit of letterheaded seats, with potentially 277 Gen X Uxbridge & South Ruislip last year, it of the candidates are women, often to do the decent thing, even if some
stationery, buying their final members, born between 1965 and was Ulez, London’s ultra-low in now-unwinnable seats, and some subsequently show themselves to be
chocolate mints and reminiscing 1980, and 227 from the millennial emission zone, rather than his claim privately that they have lost wildly unsuited to represent their
about their finest speech or fact- cohort, born between 1981 and 1996, sexuality, that voters mentioned on out in a “jobs for the boys” operation constituents, becoming intoxicated
finding missions to Tobago before including 23 in their twenties. The the doorstep. to “lads and spads from No 10”. Only by power, cynical about their ability
heading back to the shires and the think tank British Future suggests Michael Crick, who runs the a year ago, the Tories’ then- to achieve change or losing their
suburbs to have a last cup of tea with there will be a record number of Tomorrow’s MPs Twitter/X account chairman Greg Hands suggested the principles. The vast majority deserve
their former constituency workers. ethnic minority MPs taking their which monitors candidates, thinks figure should be 50 per cent. respect as they canvass their way
In total, 132 MPs all calling it a day, seats — about 14 per cent. “In 40 there will be at least 100 openly gay So, what could be the impact of around the country — or, in the case
including 22 current or former years we will have gone from nearly MPs in the next parliament if you the class of 2024 when they arrive of the Lib Dems, career up and down
secretaries of state and the chairs of zero to one in seven MPs,” says its take the current YouGov polling. He next month as the largest new on a rollercoaster.
22 Wednesday June 12 2024 | the times
Leading articles
Nature notes
The low-growing
bush vetch has a
couple of
fascinating features
Low Octane
that allow it to
thrive in meadows, The Conservative manifesto should have been more inventive and more courageous.
unmown lawns, and
roadside verges. Like all members of the pea Rishi Sunak had nothing to lose and everything to gain from being more radical
clan, it can clamber up through the grass,
hooking itself on to sturdier plants for The choice of Silverstone, the home of British that such a bold measure may also be divisive to reduce the scandal of the ballooning number of
support. This allows access to sunlight. motor racing, as the venue for the launch of the in his party. people on incapacity benefits. Together with the
Secondly, to protect itself from munching Conservative manifesto yesterday was doubtless In place of a screeching, turbocharged policy cost of servicing the national debt, this burden,
caterpillars and other insects, the vetch governed by the desire of spin doctors to convey announcement that would disconcert Labour which soared during the pandemic and continues,
enlists the support of ants. As well as a sense of dynamism. That, however, is a hard and set pulses racing, Mr Sunak opted for a mysteriously, to soar, is the principal reason for the
producing nectar in their purple flowers to sell for a party 14 years in power. There is a natural series of giveaways that in most cases had parlous state of the public finances. With a
attract pollinating bumblebees, bush vetch desire for change in a democracy after such been well trailed. A two per cent cut to national scandalous nine million people economically
also produces the sugary liquid on its stem. a period, even when the economic landscape insurance is no small matter, and is to be inactive, simply returning to the pre-pandemic
These extrafloral nectaries draw in the is relatively benign. At present, for millions of welcomed as prioritising the worker, but the situation could save £34 billion.
sweet-toothed ants. In return for the reward, British households coping with the aftershocks of government’s gnawing away at what is in As it was, there was good in the prime minister’s
which is even sweeter than the floral nectar, Covid, Ukraine and the debacle of Liz Truss’s effect a second income tax has failed to ignite the proposals. Abolishing national insurance for
the ants patrol the plants, picking off any premiership, that is anything but the case. Added enthusiasm of voters. Two previous two per cent self-employed workers is, at £2.6 billion, a cheap
unwanted caterpillars. jonathan tulloch to the tiredness of the electorate is the weariness drops did nothing to salvage the Tories’ poll and effective way to stimulate an important
of a Tory party grown fractious and inward- ratings and the £10 billion Mr Sunak lavished on element of the economy. And help-to-buy
looking after years in office. yesterday’s cut was, in political terms, almost measures will be welcomed by people barred from
Birthdays today All the more reason, then, for Rishi Sunak to certainly a wasted bet. the housing market by the difficulty of raising a
ignore conventional wisdom and strike out with a Impact matters in a manifesto and so deposit. However, a promise of 1.6 million new
Sir Michael Fabricant, high-octane set of unashamedly Conservative does clear direction of travel. A commitment homes without a clear commitment to planning
pictured, Conservative policies — the complete abolition of inheritance to work diligently towards reducing the overall reform rang hollow. Triple lock plus, meanwhile,
MP for Lichfield (1992- tax, say. Labour would, of course, paint it as a tax burden is a good thing. But nothing says was an unjustified giveaway for already indulged
May 2024), vice- sop to the rich but what would the prime minister “party of low taxes” like the disappearance of a pensioners.
chairman, Conservative have to lose? The removals men are already hated levy. Killing stamp duty entirely, instead In all likelihood, Mr Sunak will not be
Party (2012-14), 74; booked for No 10 on July 5 so why not go of removing it only for first-time buyers as around to enact his manifesto. But there is
Ahmed Aboul Gheit, down fighting with a prospectus that trumpets proposed, would have provided that much- merit in ameliorating defeat and maximising the
secretary-general of the his unabashed commitment to aspiration? needed impact. strength of a Tory opposition, especially if
Arab League, 82; The Rt Rev John Arnold, Instead yesterday, Mr Sunak retreated into his There is another way for Mr Sunak to make an the polls are accurate in pointing to a Labour
Roman Catholic bishop of Salford, 71; Neil inner accountant. He played safe, mindful impact: by signalling his intention to act ruthlessly landslide.
Basu QPM, assistant commissioner of the
Metropolitan Police (2018-21, specialist
operations), head of UK counterterrorism
policing (2016-18), 56; John Copley, theatre
and opera producer, 91; Roy Harper, folk
singer and songwriter, Another Day (1970),
Fig Leaves
83; Pat Jennings, footballer, Tottenham
Hotspur, Arsenal and Northern Ireland British judges lend Hong Kong’s increasingly repressive regime a spurious legitimacy
(1964-86), 79; Sir Paul Kennedy, lord justice
of appeal (1992-2005), interception of Ever since Hong Kong was returned to Chinese denouncement of the Chinese authorities is partly Despite all this, three British judges will continue
communications commissioner (2006-12), control in 1997, British judges have served on to be applauded, cynics might be tempted to point to serve in Hong Kong: two former presidents
89; Lord (Spencer) Livermore, opposition the former colony’s Court of Final Appeal. Their out that both his and his colleague’s decision to of the Supreme Court, Lord Phillips of Worth
whip (Lords), partner and director, Britain appointment to Hong Kong’s highest court on step down is not before time. The depressingly Matravers and Lord Neuberger of Abbotsbury,
Thinks consultancy (2016-18), 49; John renewable fixed terms was a sensible measure bleak situation Lord Sumption describes in and the former law lord Lord Hoffmann. Their
Mackenzie, Earl of Cromartie, explosives intended not just to help to preserve the rule of law, Hong Kong is, after all, hardly an overnight positions there, however, are surely untenable.
engineer, chief of the Clan Mackenzie, 76; but to provide expertise to local lawyers as well as development. Ever since Beijing imposed its Criticism of foreign judges offering their
Jacqueline McLaren, lord provost of much-needed reassurance to local businesses. draconian national security law in 2020, it has services to Hong Kong, where they earn about
Glasgow, 60; Javed Miandad, cricketer, Unfortunately their presence has done little to been able pretty much to arrest, detain and deport £40,000 a visit, is growing steadily. Last month, a
Pakistan (1976-93), 67; Lewis Moody, rugby prevent Hong Kong’s inexorable pivot toward anyone in Hong Kong at will. report by the Committee for Freedom in Hong
union player, part of the 2003 World Cup mainland-style authoritarian rule. In the past Opposition legislators have been disqualified Kong Foundation, a charity based in the US and
winning squad, England captain (2010-11), week, two retired Supreme Court judges, Lord and jailed; independent media has been shut Britain, accused judges on the territory’s highest
46; Robert Noel, chairman, Taylor Wimpey Sumption and Lord Collins of Mapesbury, have down. Protests have been violently suppressed. court of lending “their prestige to a justice system
(housebuilder), Hammerson (retail announced their resignation from the court, citing Two weeks ago, a Hong Kong court convicted 14 that has been undermined and co-opted by
property), chief executive, Land Securities the political situation in Hong Kong as China pro-democracy campaigners of subversion in Beijing”. This is surely right.
Group (2012-20), 60; Neil Oatley, chief continues its crackdown on dissent there. what is the territory’s largest national security It remains a long-established tradition for British
designer, McLaren F1 team (1986-2002, now Explaining his decision in an article for trial. lawyers and judges to fill legal appointments in
design and development director), 70; Ian yesterday’s Financial Times, Lord Sumption In Britain, there was an increasingly uneasy other common-law jurisdictions, but by serving in
Partridge, classical tenor, 86; Bert Sakmann, wrote: “Hong Kong, once a vibrant and politically feeling that the appearance of British judges the courts of a territory where civil and political
cell physiologist, Nobel prizewinner (1991), diverse community, is slowly becoming a effectively propping up a legal system designed to liberties have now been almost snuffed out, they
82; Nancy Stratford, the last surviving totalitarian state. The rule of law is profoundly target and destroy democracy and its supporters are in danger of giving the appearance of lending
female aviator who transported RAF aircraft compromised in any area about which the risked undermining the government’s staunch a fig leaf of respectability to tyranny. Their swift
and crew for the Air Transport Auxiliary government feels strongly.” and wholly justified opposition to China’s and immediate resignation would put paid to any
during the Second World War (known as While Lord Sumption’s strongly worded repressive treatment of the people of Hong Kong. such dangerous misapprehensions.
“Attagirls”), 105; Cathy Tyson, actress, Mona
Lisa (1986), Band of Gold (1995-96), 59.
World
Ukrainians march
for freedom from
Putin’s brutal rule
Ukraine Russian- Kolotilovka- don’t even know how long we have
held Pokrovka been on the road,” said Dmytro, 33, his
George Grylls Sumy
checkpoint
RUSSIA hands shaking with exhaustion.
They arrive each day, carrying cats, Sumy Belgorod Accompanied by his wife, Oliyna, and
dragging suitcases and pushing prams: Kyiv their seven-year-old daughter
their silhouettes can be seen from a dis- Valentina, he can at last enjoy a
tance, shuffling across no man’s land. U K R A IN E cigarette in free Ukraine. A man of
Kharkiv
The final stretch of their journey — fighting age, Dmytro was subjected to
the mile that separates Russia from enhanced questioning in Russia. His
Ukraine — must be completed on foot. 50 miles Donetsk fingerprints were taken before he was
Through binoculars, the Ukrainian allowed to cross. “They asked me, ‘Why
border guards count the number of do you want to leave? You understand
their compatriots crossing that day. Mykolaiv you will have to kill Russian soldiers?’”
The Kolotilovka-Pokrovka check- Nova Mayachka
As her husband stumbles through
point outside Sumy, a border city in half-composed sentences, Oliyna
northeastern Ukraine, is an anomaly clarifies that they have been on the
across more than 1,000 miles of front move for three days. The family, origi-
line. It is the only means of escape for Wagner bloodbath nally from Nova Mayachka in occupied
nearly five million people living under Kherson, travelled via Donetsk and the
Russian occupation in the south and Almost 20,000 fighters from the Russian city of Belgorod to cross
east of the country, who brave the ardu- Wagner mercenary group were the border to Sumy. They are heading
ous journey through Russian land to killed in the battle for Bakhmut last on to the city of Mykolaiv, about 60
return to Ukrainian-held territory. year, more than the number of miles from where they set off. The final
Now even this lifeline is under threat. troops the Soviet Union lost in the destination of those traversing vast dis-
Last month Russian troops attacked decade-long invasion of Afghanistan tances through enemy territory is often
neighbouring Kharkiv, forcing Ukraine (Alec Luhn writes). only a few dozen miles from the Rus-
to divert elite troops away from the in- As many as 213 mercenaries were sian-occupied towns they left.
tense battles in Donbas to shore up its killed each day in the ten-month The fields around Sumy have be-
defences further north. Fierce resist- campaign to take the Ukrainian city, come a construction site this summer
ance stalled the Russian advance but according to documents obtained as diggers frantically build fortifica-
Ukrainian officials have warned that by BBC News Russian and tions in anticipation of another Russian
the front could be broadened to Mediazona, an independent Russian offensive. Acres of fertile land have
include Sumy, a region that shares a media outlet. Most were convicts been sacrificed for trenches, pillboxes
jagged 350-mile border with Russia. released from prisons, regardless of and “dragon’s teeth” anti-tank traps.
“The Russians are widening their their crimes, and offered freedom in Life maintains a peculiar sense of
attacks to try and stretch us more return for six months at the front. normality inside the city of Sumy, 25
thinly,” said Roman Tkach, 52, a Bakhmut had minor strategic miles from the border, as teenagers
spokesman for the Sumy border guard. value but took on totemic make the most of the lazy summer
“If the area around the checkpoint importance for both sides as troops weather, leaping from the city’s bridges
becomes a battlefield too, it will become fought from building to building, into the river. Yet power outages are
impossible to let people in.” and shelling reduced the city to frequent and air alarms almost
The surrounding area is shelled on a rubble. At least 5,000 Ukrainian constant as the city suffers from regular
daily basis. Glide bombs and artillery soldiers are believed to have died. drone, missile and glide bomb attacks.
have flattened entire villages while Yevgeny Prigozhin, Wagner’s late At the Sumy reception centre, a
remotely piloted drones destroy vehi- head, came to national prominence volunteer orders everyone down to the
cles up to six miles from the border. with videos criticising the Russian basement. The arrivals from Russia
Uniquely, the Kolotilovka-Pokrovka military leadership for not giving his descend to the shelter, where they
checkpoint has so far been spared by men enough ammunition. He finally concentrate their practised ears on the
the Russian guns. It is the only border declared victory in Bakhmut in May thudding sounds above, listening for
crossing between Russia and Ukraine last year, and a month later led a clues. Among them is Katya, 73, who
that remains open, through which has made the journey from an occupied
by ‘beggar’ Zelensky
ordered by President Putin.
have come back to die,” said Vitaliy, 40, Wagner has paid nearly a billion to flee. “There are lots of people waiting
a volunteer with Pluriton. pounds in compensation to relatives to be freed back there,” she said,
Thanks to the charity, refugees who of those killed in the battle for overwhelmed by tears.
are too frail to walk can still make it Bakhmut, the documents show, As the alarm lifts, the only person
back to Ukraine. Vitaliy’s volunteers effectively buying their silence. A with a smile on her face is Raisa Germany office has expired. He is now only in
wander out towards the Russian border, wave of crime was unleashed in Berezina, 75, who has been stuck in office as a war and beggar president.
George Grylls Mykolaiv
trusting that the drones will hold fire, to Russia when as many as 30,000 Crimea since President Putin launched Ukraine does not need a war president
David Crossland Berlin
rescue people left lying on stretchers convict soldiers returned home. his full-scale invasion more than two now, it needs a peace president who is
and push those in wheelchairs to safety. “By signing 50,000 secret years ago. Berezina is looking forward The hard-right Alternative for Ger- willing to negotiate so that the dying
Once they have navigated the grey pardons, Putin has created not only to being reunited with her son in Kyiv many (AfD) and populist left- stops and the country has a future.”
zone, the refugees are taken to an 20,000 mostly nameless graves in — something that perplexed Russian wing BSW parties boycotted a speech Zelensky had attended a conference
underground bunker to verify their Wagner cemeteries around Russia, soldiers manning the checkpoints on by President Zelensky in the German in Berlin focused on reconstruction. It
Ukrainian citizenship before buses but also 20,000 physically disabled her way back to Ukraine. “They kept Bundestag yesterday, with AfD calling was hosted by Olaf Scholz, the German
transfer them to Sumy. and 10,000 mentally disabled and asking me, ‘Where are you going? Ukraine’s leader a “war and beggar chancellor, who announced further
They undergo lengthy checks to dangerous criminals that are now Where are you going?’. I told them I was president”. military and diplomatic support for
weed out Russian saboteurs, which roaming the streets,” said Leonid going home.” Tino Chrupalla and Alic Weidel, Kyiv’s fight against Russia.
means night has usually fallen before Volkov, an aide to the late Additional reporting by Viktoria Sybir leaders of AfD, said in statement: The Ukrainian president was given a
families can finally have something to opposition leader Alexei Navalny. “We refuse to listen to a speaker in a standing ovation from the 650 MPs in
eat at the reception centre in Sumy. “I camouflage suit. Zelensky’s term of the Reichstag building. In his speech,
the times | Wednesday June 12 2024 25
De Gaulle ‘defiled’
as his party backs
protégé of Le Pen
France Who holds power in France?
Adam Sage Paris
French politics moved towards a histor- Created for Charles de Gaulle in
ic shift yesterday as the head of the 1958, France’s Fifth Republic is a
centre-right Republicans backed the hybrid with a directly elected five-
populist National Rally in its attempt to year presidency and a
Olena Zelenska spoke to Olaf Scholz, the German form the next government. parliamentary system. Usually, the
Ukrainian soldiers being chancellor, to discuss the National Rally, some of whose roots president wields unchallenged
treated at a hospital in country’s reconstruction can be traced to the regime that collab- executive power, choosing a prime
Berlin during a visit with after the war. Below: orated with Hitler during the Second minister to run a government that is
her husband, President Ukrainian forces released World War, has long been blacklisted accountable to the National
Zelensky. He gave a speech images of a drone striking a by mainstream French parties. How- Assembly (the lower house of
at a conference hosted by Russian battlefield target ever, Éric Ciotti, the Republicans’ parliament) but takes its orders
leader, said that he would support from him. No woman has yet held
Jordan Bardella, 28, the Rally’s chair- office (Charles Bremner writes).
man, in his campaign to become The prime minister and the
France’s first hard-right prime minister cabinet need not have been MPs
since 1944. and they cannot hold seats while in
Ciotti said that he wanted an “alli- office. The president is the only
ance with the [National Rally] ... with all person with the power to dissolve
those who support the ideas of the parliament. If the opposition wins a
right, the values of the right”. controlling majority in an election,
His stance is vehemently opposed by the president appoints a prime
Republicans who regard it as a betrayal minister to head a “cohabitation”
of General Charles de Gaulle, the government.
French Resistance leader who founded The president still chairs cabinet
their movement. Gérald Darmanin, the meetings but the opposition prime
interior minister, accused Ciotti of minister sets domestic policy while
“signing the Munich Agreement” and the president retains power over
added that he had “dishonoured” Gaul- foreign affairs and defence. This
lism. Olivier Marleix, head of the situation, not intended by the
Republicans group in the National creators of the Fifth Republic, has
Assembly, called on Ciotti to resign. happened three times — twice under
However, Marine Le Pen, National Francois Mitterrand in the 1980s and
Rally’s parliamentary party leader, 1990s and once under Jacques
praised his “brave choice”. The party Chirac, from 1997-2002.
shed its antisemitic and racist rhetoric
after Le Pen took over the leadership
from Jean-Marie, her father, a Holo- been in talks. He held out the prospect
caust denier, in 2011. of an electoral pact in an interview with
The Republicans, founded nine years RTL Radio. “Among the candidates
ago by Nicolas Sarkozy, the former that my movement will support in the
president, are moving ever further to parliamentary elections, there will not
the right. A deal with the Rally would only be people from the National Rally.
significantly increase Bardella’s chan- There will also be people from the Re-
ces while delivering a crushing blow to publicans,” he said.
President Macron. Bardella sought to cast himself as a
Macron, 45, called snap parliament- pragmatic moderate who could be
ary elections after his centrist camp was trusted with the economy. His words
trounced by National Rally in Sunday’s were a pitch to centre-right voters who
European elections. Having lost his tend to back National Rally’s tough
absolute majority in the national as- stance on immigration and Islam but
sembly in 2022, he is hoping that voters who may worry that its promise to
will take fright at the prospect of a po- reduce VAT on petrol from 20 per cent
pulist, anti-immigrant government and to 5 per cent, to cut electricity and gas
swing behind him in the two-round prices and to slash taxes will lead to a
he compared Ukraine’s division by war In a separate statement the BSW, parliamentary elections on June 30 and Liz Truss-style economic meltdown.
to the division in postwar Germany. which was formed in January, said that July 7. The Republicans, who are on course
“A divided Europe was never peaceful while it condemned Russia’s war in A poll published by the Harris Inter- to win between 40 and 55 seats, accord-
and a divided Germany was never Ukraine, it believed Zelensky was con- active institute suggested that Macron’s ing to Harris Interactive, could split
happy,” he said. tributing to “a highly dangerous spiral gamble may backfire. It said National over a deal with National Rally. Xavier
“We will not bequeath this war to our of escalation and is accepting the risk of Rally was on course to increase its Bertrand, chairman of the Hauts-de-
children, we will end it. And we will end a nuclear conflict with devastating con- number of seats from 89 in parliament France region in the north, was among
this war on our terms.” sequences for the whole of Europe”. to between 235 and 265. a host of senior Republicans
He added: “The time for compromise AfD said the German government Macron’s camp is forecast figures opposed to an
is over. It has been over since Russia was giving Zelensky a stage “for recon- to shrink from 249 seats agreement with the po-
started bombing our cities.” struction begging”, adding: “The people to between 125 and pulists.
In Sunday’s EU elections, AfD made are paying more than enough for mili- 165. “The DNA of the
gains in Germany to come second on tary aid, EU aid and welfare benefits for That would be a Republicans right is
15.9 per cent, two points ahead of the AfD MPs stayed away as President Ukrainians. For us, our own people success for Bardel- never the
ruling Social Democrats, despite a se- Zelensky addressed the Bundestag come first.” la, but he would extremes,” he said.
ries of scandals including allegations The boycott drew sharp rebukes from still fall short of
that several of its members had taken cotted the speech. “By staying away, we other parties. Katja Mast, parliament- the 289 seats
money from Russia to spread Kremlin are also sending a signal of solidarity ary secretary of the Social Democrats, required for an ab-
propaganda. Only four of its 77 MPs with all those Ukrainians who want an described it as embarrassing and disre- solute majority.
took their seats to listen to Zelensky. immediate ceasefire and a negotiated spectful. Bardella is seek-
All ten MPs belonging to BSW, a left- solution instead of being forcibly re- Michael Roth, an SPD MP, said: “To ing to get over the Some voters in
wing, socially conservative party that cruited by President Zelensky as deny respect to a democratically line with the help of Bordeaux held a
is considered pro-Russian and won 6.2 cannon fodder for an unwinnable war,” elected president who is fighting for the the Republicans, with march against
per cent in the EU election, also boy- said Sevim Dagdelen, a BSW MP. freedom of his country is so rotten.” whom he claims to have the National Rally
26 Wednesday June 12 2024 | the times
World
Shots fired at
‘lost’ troops on
Korean border
North Korea
Richard Lloyd Parry Asia Editor
South Korean troops fired warning
shots after soldiers from the North
crossed the border, adding to tensions
as both countries launched propaganda
balloons criticising one another.
Rather than being a deliberate incur-
sion, Seoul said, the North Koreans
appeared to have got lost in a densely
wooded part of the demilitarised zone
(DMZ) that stretches across the middle
of the peninsula. The warning shots
were not returned but the incident re-
flects the scope for misunderstanding
at the border after an inter-military
agreement collapsed last week.
“The DMZ was overgrown with trees
and the military demarcation line sign
was not clearly visible,” Colonel Lee
Sung-joon, a spokesman for South
Korea’s joint chiefs of staff, said.
The 20 or so soldiers were carrying
pickaxes and other tools and appeared
to be a work party. They strayed no
more than 50 yards across the border.
“We believe that they did not intend to
invade, considering that they immedi-
ately moved northward after the warn-
ing broadcasts and warning shots,”
added Lee.
Activists in South Korea have sent
balloons north carrying pamphlets
criticising Kim Jong-un and news from
the south. Pyongyang sent back hun-
In the mix King Willem-Alexander and Queen Máxima of the Netherlands dropped in on a recording session in Atlanta with the Dutch hiphop artists Rotjoch and dreds of balloons of its own, carrying
Frenna during a four-day visit to the US. Later they visited the Martin Luther King Jr National Historical Park and laid a wreath on the grave of the civil rights leader rubbish and even excrement.
World
World
Real-life Lassie rescues its
owner from remote ravine
Andrea Blanco about a hundred feet down to the
bottom. I thought for sure he was a
Brandon Garrett was driving with his goner.”
four dogs on a remote road in Oregon Tyree called down to his brother
when he lost control, careering off an but received no answer, so he left the
embankment and crashing into a woods to find a phone signal to alert
ravine. the authorities. The Baker county
He managed to crawl out of the sheriff’s office, Pine Valley Rural Fire
wrecked vehicle with his pets but was volunteers and US Forest Service
too badly injured to climb back to the employees responded quickly, rush-
road. One of the dogs, however, a ing to the scene and using chainsaws
two-year-old whippet named Blue, to clear a path for rescue.
had survived unscathed and took the Garrett eventually heard a sheriff’s
initiative, running back to the camp- deputy calling his name. He was
site four miles away where Garrett wrapped in a rescue basket and
had been staying with a friend to raise pulled from the ravine with the help
the alarm. of a highline rope system before being
“He did the right thing,” Garrett’s airlifted to hospital.
brother, Tyree, said of Blue, who has Tyree said that his brother was left
been described as a “real-life Lassie”, badly bruised and battered. Two of
in reference to the fictional collie who the dogs were also severely injured,
has became a byword for canine der- one suffering a broken hip and pelvis,
ring-do. “He let everybody know that and the second breaking a leg.
there was something wrong.” Garrett is recovering at home, with
Tyree and several friends joined his family and four dogs by his side.
local residents in a search for Garrett. The sheriff’s office shared the rescue
“We went ten miles up creek. I on its Facebook page, prompting
thought, ‘there’s only a couple of comparisons between Blue and the
places you can see down into the heroine of the Lassie franchise.
ravine’,” Tyree said. “The first place I “Brandon is a dog lover,” Tyree said Dance partners Kamala Harris, the US vice-president, and gospel singer Kirk Franklin twirl on stage at a White House concert to
pulled up to I saw his pickup truck about his brother. “It’s just amazing.” celebrate Juneteenth. The public holiday, which commemorates the end of slavery in the United States, was established in 2021
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Raspberry Pi
shares soar
on UK debut
Micro computer maker’s listing boosts London
Helen Cahill disadvantages.” Arm Holdings dealt a
blow to London last year when it chose
An enthusiastic reception for the float New York as the venue for its $55 billion
of a British technology company on IPO, sparking fears of an exodus of Brit-
London’s stock exchange has raised ish companies lured by the prospect of
hopes the UK’s markets can recover higher valuations and a deeper investor
lost ground against international rivals. base. Flutter, the Paddy Power owner,
Shares in Raspberry Pi, a Cambridge has moved its main stock market listing
maker of low-cost micro-computers, to New York, while Tui, the German-
jumped by more than a third on its first owned travel business, approved a plan
day as a public company after going on to delist from London in February.
sale at the top of their expected range. Upton said that Raspberry Pi’s
From a listing price of 280p, which bankers at Jefferies and Peel Hunt had
valued the 15-year-old company at been “very good at finding the right
£540 million, the stock gained 105p, or people to speak to” for its nine-month
37.2 per cent, to reach 385p at the close, roadshow with investors before the
giving the business a market capitalisa- float. A previous attempt to list the Dame Alison Rose left NatWest under a cloud following the Nigel Farage scandal. Now she is back — at Charterhouse
tion above £750 million. company in 2022 was delayed amid a
Arm Holdings, the microchip global shortage of microchips.
designer also based in Cambridge, and
Lansdowne Partners, a hedge fund,
both supported the float as cornerstone
“We felt we got a good hearing,”
Upton said. “We felt there are people
who have the right understanding and
Farage scandal boss returns to City
investors, with commitments to buy are able to ask the right questions.” Ben Martin Banking Editor She started as a graduate trainee in 1992 with our position as an inclusive
£27 million and £16 million worth of Raspberry Pi was founded when and had risen through the ranks to take organisation”. Rose became personally
shares, respectively. Retail investors Upton, then a director of studies and The former chief executive of NatWest charge of the FTSE 100 lender, one of ensnared in the row when it emerged
will be able to start trading Raspberry struggling to get anyone to study com- who left the lender over the Nigel Britain’s biggest high street banks, in she had discussed the Farage situation
Pi’s shares on Friday. The company puter science in Cambridge in 2008, Farage “debanking” scandal has November 2019. with a BBC journalist. While the bank’s
expects the listing to raise £166 million. drew on the success of the BBC Micro returned to the City with a role at a Her status as one of the UK’s most board gave her its backing, within hours
Its staff are set to gain £68 million and ZX Spectrum home computers to private equity firm. senior female bankers propelled her she had stepped down after the gov-
from the initial public offering under an found the Raspberry Pi Foundation, an Dame Alison Rose has been hired as into the establishment. She led an ernment signalled she had lost its
employee incentive scheme, equivalent educational charity, as a way to get a senior adviser to Charterhouse, independent review into female entre- confidence. Her exit “by mutual con-
to £660,000 for each worker. children interested in computing. Four a London-based buyout firm that preneurship and was one of fourteen sent” was announced in the middle of
Eben Upton, 46, the chief executive years later, it had created a cheap, focuses on investments in mid-market business figures who joined the prime the night, a chaotic departure for a
of Raspberry Pi, said UK investors had credit-card sized computer that was companies. minister’s business council last July. FTSE 100 business.
the “right calibre and sophistication” to “affordable enough for young people to Rose, 54, was appointed to the Once the Farage scandal erupted, Although NatWest later made no
support the business. “I hope that this own and explore with confidence”. position in April. It marks her re- however, her downfall from NatWest findings of misconduct against her, her
starts to dispel some of the misconcep- Kathleen Brooks, research director emergence in the financial services was swift. The lender became departure nevertheless meant she for-
tions about the UK market versus the at XTB, a broker, said the listing had industry after her abrupt departure embroiled in a freedom-of-speech row feited share awards and a bonus that
American market. For all but the enjoyed a “warm welcome” from inves- from NatWest in July last year. Private after the Brexiteer was dropped as a were worth £7.6 million last November,
largest technology companies, there tors. “This is a sign that there is life in Equity News first reported Rose’s customer of Coutts private banking which was when the board confirmed
isn’t a valuation gap and there isn’t a the London stock market and compa- appointment. division. Farage obtained internal the terms of her exit package.
meaningful liquidity gap. nies can derive value from listing in Once considered one of Britain’s Coutts documents showing that its The furore that engulfed NatWest
“I think the benefits of being in our London,” she said. most powerful businesswomen, Rose reputational risk committee had over Farage also led to wider scrutiny of
home market outweigh any of the had spent her entire career at NatWest. believed his public views “were at odds debanking across the industry.
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Need to know
The number of working-age
3 Cambridge-based maker of
low-cost micro-computers,
rose by more than a third on the
Grid powers up storage system, using
Tesla batteries, is set to
be operational by 2026
London Stock Exchange on its
first day as a public company.
with giant plan and will have a
capacity of 600
4
T
former chief executive of he world’s site as the onshore homes. The cost of the
NatWest who left the lender largest converter station for its project has not been
over the Nigel Farage “debanking” developer of Hornsea 3 wind farm disclosed.
scandal, has returned to the City offshore wind in Swardeston, Norfolk. Orsted operates a
as a senior adviser to farms is The project will store dozen offshore wind
Charterhouse, a London buyout planning to build a vast energy generated by farms in Britain,
firm that focuses on investments battery storage facility Hornsea 3 when including Hornsea 1 in
in mid-market companies. near Norwich (Emma weather conditions are the North Sea. Hornsea
Powell writes). windy and when 3 will be the world’s
Deltic Energy, the energy Orsted will install electricity supply largest single offshore
8 majority shareholding in
Guinness Nigeria as the
drinks powerhouse becomes the
5.7 per cent expected by economists.
Strong wages growth had been widely
expected after the so-called living wage
Office for National
Statistics, the
economically inactive
ONS’s figures come
with a health warning
as its data has been
For the Bank, the
high inactivity rate
risks stoking inflation
Forecasters expect headline con-
sumer prices inflation to have dropped
in May from 2.3 per cent to 2 per cent,
latest western company to reduce for workers aged over 21 was raised by population has hit a plagued by low as companies may hitting the Bank’s target for the first
its presence in the country, which 10 per cent to £11.44 from April 1. It is the record 2.8 million, or response rates. raise wages to retain time since 2021. Inflation is expected to
is suffering an economic and first time for nearly a year that the head- 22.3 per cent of The falling supply of and hire talent. The creep up above 2 per cent for most of
currency crisis. line earnings figure has not fallen. people aged 16 to 24. workers is a problem shrinking workforce the year after May.
The unemployment rate over the The figure has risen for politicians and the could scupper the Separate surveys of the labour
The cut-price Lumo rail three months to April rose from 4.3 per by 132,000 in the central bank. The prospects for market, including the MPC, have found
Business
Orsted will install the battery storage by
National Grid in
P
storage projects under company to scrap its eople moan about 30-year are the days when such rail
construction or being dividend, to cut rail trips. More fool them. contracts were gravy trains. Today
operated by Orsted in between 600 and 800 Look out the window and operators take no revenue risk, with
Britain and America to jobs and to scale back Britain’s privatisation FirstGroup earning a margin below
1,850MWh. In the UK, developments. experiment has thrown up 1 per cent — before a possible half a
Orsted already In May Orsted all manner of delights — at least for point more for good performance. Is
operates a 11.25MWh forecast adjusted everyone but the passengers. Haigh sure the public sector,
battery storage facility earnings of between Who can forget a former without incentives to perform, could
in Liverpool. DKr23 billion transport secretary, Stephen Byers, do it any cheaper? Sutherland also
Battery storage (£2.6 billion) and crashing himself and Railtrack into reckons FirstGroup has saved the
projects are designed DKr26 billion, the buffers? Or the arrival of its taxpayer “more than £230 million”
to reduce price compared with successor Notwork Rail, now home in the past two years alone via such
volatility for DKr24 billion last year. to a vast £59 billion of net debts? Or stuff as renegotiating rolling stock
consumers by making Duncan Clark, head the clapped-out franchising system, contracts and better maintenance.
more power available, of Orsted UK & where train operator bidders were As he puts it: “Savings in fees
including during peak Ireland, said the invited to prove how, when it came could well be offset by rising costs.”
periods when energy battery storage facility to forecasting, they were almost as On top, taking back FirstGroup’s
traditionally is more would help to ensure useless as the Bank of England? contracts alone will see the transfer
expensive, helping to that energy generated Or the cast of railway knights: of more than 15,000 workers. Can
smooth fluctuations in by its wind farm was Virgin’s Sir Richard Branson, whose the public sector “manage all this”,
supply as more “used in the best tilting trains came with “comedy” he asks? At least the passengers will
renewables come on to possible way”, storing it talking toilets; Stagecoach’s Sir Brian know who’s to blame if it can’t.
the energy system. when demand was Souter, always up for a scrap with
However, despite the lower and then the government; and FirstGroup’s
sharp growth in the releasing it into the cattle-farmer ex-boss Sir Moir A slice of Pi
level of renewable system when it was Lockhead, who sent a message to
energy within Britain’s needed. the workers by barbecuing an errant hat a turn-up. Some
energy mix, the pace of
development has been
slowed by delays in
“This maximises the
potential of renewable
energy while providing
member of his herd.
Bit by bit, the colour has drained
out of the railways, with Labour
W lookalike food group floats
in London and the shares
don’t instantly do a Deliveroo: dive
securing grid increased energy gearing up for the full monochrome 30 per cent on day one. The
connections and the security and value to experience: a back-to-the-future opposite in fact. Such was the
slower adoption of consumers,” he said. recreation of something uncannily appetite for a slice of Raspberry Pi
like British Rail. If shadow transport that they rose 37.5 per cent, in
secretary Louise Haigh gets to the conditional dealings, to 385p — well
signal box, she plans to renationalise above the 280p float price. Was it
Lawyers cash in on five-day office work all the private train companies
(excluding the rolling stock ones too
pricey to seize) when their contracts
the self-raising flour in the pastry?
Anyway, it turns out that this Pi is
less edible than it sounds, what with
Jonathan Ames Legal Editor become “really difficult. If I see some- and therefore pay packets had been end: not quite as draconian as it it being the Cambridge-based
one with ‘willing to work five days in the increased in an effort to tempt them. sounds, admittedly, with 40 per cent creator of low-cost computers — or
Average salaries for legal chiefs at City office’ on their CV, I will give them an The research came a week after it of them already in public hands via a real tech company, again a bit
businesses have soared by more than interview straight away.” emerged that managers at one City law various operators of last resort. different to Deliveroo. And to think
40 per cent as companies attempt to The researchers found that average firm had warned partners that they In a sense, too, her analysis of the despite that it still chose to list in
lure senior lawyers into offices five days salaries for general counsel at corpora- could suffer negative performance problem is spot on. Across a London. Indeed, its founder boss
a week. tions had ballooned from a narrow reviews if they refused to spend at least fragmented network, “300 people Eben Upton hoped the float would
Researchers have found that top-end spread before the pandemic of £150,000 three days a week in the office. are employed full-time to argue “dispel some of the misconceptions”
salaries for general counsel at corpora- to £160,000 to between £180,000 and The move at Addleshaw Goddard, over whose fault delays are; over the UK and US markets. “For
tions, particularly at banks, have risen one of Britain’s top 20 law firms in terms passengers have to battle a dizzying all but the largest technology
from £160,000 to £230,000 on average of earnings, was thought to be the first array of 55 million different tickets; companies, there isn’t a valuation
as recruiters struggle to fill positions
that demand five-day working.
Bosses in financial services are
understood to be especially enthu-
£230,000
What general counsel salaries have
of its kind for such a firm in the Square
Mile and it came after a decision at the
beginning of May to make three-day
attendance mandatory for all lawyers
and 75 different types of train are in
passenger service”.
In fact, her take is pretty much
the same as that of Keith Williams,
gap and there isn’t a meaningful
liquidity gap.” Besides, the group
designs and makes its kit in Britain.
Raising £166 million, before any
siastic about reversing the remote risen to in the drive for office work at the practice. the fellow now selling the Royal greenshoe, and now valued at
working trend that took hold during Researchers for The Lawyer said that Mail owner to a Czech billionaire £750 million, Pi goes back to 2008,
the pandemic. general counsel had expressed frustra- and whose blueprint for the railways born from a plan to encourage
In-house legal departments are also £230,000 for those now willing to tion with the expectation by some, es- was adopted by the Tories in 2018 people to study computing and
having to compete with a conqtinuing attend the office five days a week. pecially younger lawyers, that flexible and then routed into a siding. backed by an educational charity,
salary inflation at City law firms amid Researchers were told that few can- working would be allowed. That men- Having nicked the oppo’s “Great which is cutting its stake from 77 per
predictions that newly qualified solici- didates for in-house legal roles were tality was said to have been fostered by British Railways” moniker and cent to 49 per cent. From those
tors will be given starting salaries of prepared to work even four days a week the fact that so many newly qualified Williams’ calls for a single “directing laudable beginnings, it’s morphed
£200,000 this summer. from an office. Legal department lawyers had completed at least part of mind” that unifies responsibility for into a business backed by Arm, Sony
One anonymous general counsel bosses said they could “count on one their training online. It also blamed pri- track and train, Haigh reckons her and the Lansdowne hedge fund,
told researchers at The Lawyer website hand” the number of potential recruits vate practice for fostering the mentality railway fix “could” save the public selling a 4GB computer board for
that recruitment of lawyers had willing to work a full week in the office that remote working was standard. “as much as £2.2 billion a year”. £59: ideal, as Reddit users noted, for
Still, you don’t have to be Graham radios that turn on when someone
Sutherland, the FirstGroup chief, to sits on a bog seat plus possibly more
wonder about that. FirstGroup is the useful stuff. It’s early days, too. Still,
‘Bond investors need not fear Labour’ last UK-listed rail and bus group left
standing and Haigh is poised to take
so far it makes a nice change from
London’s usual pie-in-the-sky floats.
back its South West, Great Western
as a fairly low-risk event,” said Balls, largest asset manager, which in and Avanti operations between May
Mehreen Khan
who is the brother of Ed Balls, the January predicted a sell-off in gilts and 2025 and October 2026 — even if Manifesto muddle
Bond investors and financial markets former Labour shadow chancellor. the return of the “bond vigilantes” in not its growing “open access” Lumo
have nothing to fear from a Labour Pimco, which is an investor in UK response to both parties’ pre-election and Hull Trains services. orget the £17 billion of tax cuts
government with a large majority in
next month’s election, one of the
world’s biggest bond funds has said.
government bonds, said it was “over-
weight” on longer-dated gilts owing to
the relatively benign outlook for the
spending promises.
Balls said the example of Liz Truss,
who blew up the gilt markets with her
On the latest full-year figures,
that will remove £106 million of
FirstGroup’s £204 million adjusted
F built on a fantasy clampdown
on welfare spending and tax
dodging. Who calls their manifesto
Andrew Balls, chief investment officer economy, where interest rates are on mini-budget, would lead to a “conserv- operating profits: one factor behind “Clear Plan. Bold Action. Secure
at Pimco, a bond investor, said markets course to fall and both parties have ative approach to fiscal policy” across the fall in the shares from 187¾p to Future”? Of course it’s a plan, that’s
had priced in the likelihood of a Labour promised to abide by a strict set of fiscal Europe and in the UK. 164¾p over the past three months. what manifestos are. And aren’t we
victory that would make a “limited rules to reduce the debt burden. A big Labour majority with a larger Not to mention its hopes of a six- meant to take it for read that it’s
difference to the fiscal outlook”. The comments are a boon for Labour, vote swing from the Tories could year extension on Avanti, the strike- clear? Why, too, is Rishi Sunak
“Rachel Reeves [the shadow chan- which has prioritised fiscal discipline in reassure financial markets compared hit west coast operator that was due linking “bold action” to a “secure
cellor] has laid out a clear [fiscal] path the election campaign and has prom- with the risks posed by a smaller to run the £65 billion-plus “Peaky future”? The two don’t always go
and I don’t think the election is going to ised that no spending plans will breach majority of about 20 seats, Balls said. “I Blinders” express: the line better together. Just ask Liz Truss.
be a significant event. Sir Keir Starmer its budgetary rules. have no reason to doubt that [Labour] known as HS2 from Birmingham to
and Reeves will be happy that the Pimco’s intervention is in contrast to will look to deliver what they have said London’s Wormwood Scrubs. Gone alistair.osborne@thetimes.co.uk
election is seen by market participants a warning from BlackRock, the world’s on fiscal policy.”
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heart of all manner of projects, some of ondon’s stock credit business, However, in his view the gap in the
which bear less than a passing market had fallen Waterstones, the book market that existed once computers
resemblance to my makeshift camera. out of favour as stores chain, and Starling from the 1980s became outmoded had
In 2021 a pair of the company’s modi- investors became Bank have all been tipped a direct impact on interest in computer
fied boards accompanied SpaceX’s more cautious as possible IPO candidates science, principally at Cambridge,
Dragon 2 spaceship on a mission to the during a period of rising as companies become where he studied. “You ask yourself,
NAVIGATING International Space Station; a number
of so-called Astro Pis are still on the ISS
interest rates and
depressed valuations for
more confident that they
can achieve a good price.
‘How did I get involved in this? Would
it be possible for me to follow the trajec-
MEN’S HEALTH where they have been used to run
experiments by students.
British companies (Helen
Cahill writes). However,
Shein, the Chinese fast-
fashion retailer, is seeking
tory that I followed today?’ Of course,
no, and so the Raspberry Pi came out of
The Pi’s computing power has grown Raspberry Pi’s successful to raise more than this idea.”
THE HIGH COST enough over the years that they have float may help to improve £1 billion by listing in In a twist that could happen only in
OF MALE OBESITY been used in projects that are some- confidence and boost the London, but some fund the technology-concentrated world of
what divorced from its founding pur- City’s flagging flotations managers have called for Cambridge, the manufacturer behind
pose of teaching computer literacy. In market in the months more information on how the Micro eventually went on to found
2017, the US Department of Energy ahead. it makes its products. Arm, the British microchip power-
combined 750 of them to provide a test- Peel Hunt, the broker, Peel Hunt said: “UK house. In turn, Arm-based technology
bed for supercomputers. said Raspberry Pi’s listing investors are prepared to underpins Raspberry Pi’s products.
For Eben Upton, 46, the company’s was “positive for the put money to work in “If you compare us to the other fruit
founder and chief executive, the novel market overall” and that attractive new company, the classic mode of Apple is
applications of his computer still amaze its performance would be opportunities, but they that in their glory days they made the
him. “I went to Maker Faire, a hobbyist- “important for the need to be compelling.” products that Steve [Jobs] wanted to
focused event in Hanover last summer, broader market”. David Ramm, a partner buy. That turned out to be a very good
and I was going into this rather cool The market for initial at Crowell & Moring, an way to design and specify products,”
hotel,” he said. “In their reception they public offerings is also set international law firm, Upton said. “That’s what we do at
had a screen and it had a Raspberry Pi to be bolstered by the UK’s said the London Stock Raspberry Pi. We make products for
with an HDMI cable dangling off the improving economic Exchange still faced people like us, both with our enthusi-
bottom of the screen, playing the wel- outlook, an uplift in “fundamental problems”, ast’s hat on and with our professional
come video in the reception.” mergers and acquisitions, but Raspberry Pi’s float engineer’s hat on. We’re making prod-
Online message boards are littered and strong performances represented “a significant ucts we know we want.”
with rather more novel uses for the of companies in the piece of good news in a Ultimately, just as some of the firm’s
company’s signature product, includ- banking, mining and period that has been customers have matured from burying
ing automatically simulating a vacuum energy sectors, which predominantly bad”. He its products in Tupperware containers,
noise to keep their pets off a couch and have significant presences added that the company so has Raspberry Pi itself, from a uni-
designing a toaster that takes a selfie in City indices. Klarna, the “represents a true UK versity-based foundation shipping bite-
every time the toast is popped. “buy now, pay later” technology success story”. sized computers to a quintessentially
Despite the increasingly diverse British technology success story.
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It would have been among UK-born people and a record EU immigration total for work n 2022 Rishi Sunak, when he admitted scheduling announcements
easy today to focus employment rate for them. From 2004 purposes is just over a million. was chancellor, bounced on to around “what No 10 wants”.
on the latest labour to late 2019, 69 per cent of Given the UK’s dependence on the stage at London Tech Week. Will this emphasis on supporting
market statistics, employment growth was among non- foreign workers, will it ever be possible Waiting in the wings, a senior technology continue under Labour?
showing rising UK-born people, with the remaining to get to a much higher employment American technology executive As one in the opposition camp has
unemployment, falling employment, 31 per cent among the UK-born. rate without a further big influx of looked on, shaking his head put it, “speaking the language of the
fewer vacancies, another increase in Since the Conservatives came to foreign workers? Labour has set a admiringly: “Man, I wish we had tech bros doesn’t come naturally”,
economic inactivity and wage growth power in 2010, 75 per cent of net new target of an 80 per cent employment politicians like him back home.” but the party does claim that it
still too strong for comfort for the jobs have gone to foreign-born rate, as a proportion of the population Further cementing his tech creds, “gets” the importance of technology
Bank of England. They have been workers, or 62 per cent if the cut-off aged 16 to 64, compared with 74.3 per Sunak opened London Tech Week more than ever. A letter from Labour
described variously as “ugly” and “the point is the end of 2019. It is since cent now (down from 76.1 per cent in 2023 in conversation with Demis is doing the rounds of technology
worst since the pandemic” and they then, and since Brexit, that the late 2019), which would imply an Hassabis, of Google DeepMind. He companies, urging them to sign up
are not what a government would numbers have created that 90 per cent additional 2.3 million or so in work. topped off the year with a discussion and publicly support Sir Keir
want during an election campaign. figure, a product of falling Based on the experience of the past 20 with Elon Musk after the inaugural Starmer. It points to Labour’s “focus
Sometimes, though, you see another employment among the UK-born — years, to achieve it would require two AI Safety Summit. Tech bros love a on creating growth”, its
figure that makes you sit up and take down by more than a million since million more foreign workers, while fireside chat. To the disappointment “commitment to being a reliable
notice. A recent example was from late 2019 — and a rise in overseas- the experience of the past four to five of organisers and with the election partner with business” and on its
Greg Thwaites, director of research at born but non-EU workers, up by a years would suggest even more. looming, Sunak was missing from focus on “improving access to
the Resolution Foundation, who, in a million. It is not an impossible target. this year’s event. “He could have finance for start-ups and scale-ups”.
piece by Jill Treanor, my Sunday What was feared because of Stephen Evans, chief executive of the turned up for some light relief Thus far, the mood in technology
Times colleague, pointed out that 90 freedom of movement and EU Learning and Work Institute, points among friends,” one industry towards Labour is a little suspicious.
per cent of new jobs over the past 20 enlargement — the substitution of out that Switzerland, the Netherlands executive laughed, gesturing around Companies are worried about
years had gone to foreign-born people. foreign workers for those born in the and Iceland all have employment rates Kensington Olympia. “This is his changes to capital gains tax,
It is a striking statistic, although we UK — has happened instead since of above 80 per cent. Yet to generate brotherhood.” employment law and carried interest
should be clear what we are talking Brexit, alongside much higher levels of an increase in the employment rate to Sunak may have screwed up (the share of profits that backers
about. Jobs are created and destroyed net migration than when this country 80 per cent in the UK requires both royally over his decision to leave the receive from successful investments).
all the time and many millions change was a member of the European bloc. stronger economic growth and D-Day celebrations early, but when It doesn’t help that a Labour “tech
employment every year. This is the A useful new report from the UK in measures to bring more of the it comes to technology he has barely day” planned for June 3 was canned
figure for net new jobs, the addition to a Changing Europe think tank, economically inactive (22.3 per cent of put a foot wrong. Yes, the because of the election.
employment. And it is true. Migration to the UK after Brexit: Policy, the working-age population) and government’s banging of the drum to One American technology group
Twenty years ago there were 28.4 Politics and Public Opinion, sets out unemployed (4.4 per cent) into work. make Britain a “science and said Labour has been “sucking it all
million people in employment in the how “taking back control” after Brexit Evans, whose institute advocated an technology superpower by 2030” has in” but not saying very much, which
UK; today it is a fraction under 33 meant that “more liberal policies for 80 per cent target two years ago, says felt comically overblown at times, was “frustrating”. Others have said
million (32.97 million), an increase of work, study and humanitarian it can be done with the right but there has been no doubting its that “there is a vibe they are saying
4.6 million. Over that period, the migration soon became clear, with a investment in skills and training, commitment to the sector. the right things, but the detail isn’t
number of foreign-born workers has sharp increase in migration to childcare, reducing record NHS The UK has led the way on AI there” and that “they have some
gone up from just under 2.6 million to historically unprecedented levels”. waiting lists and coaching the safety. The government has stood up catching up to do”.
just over 6.8 million, a rise of 4.2 Workers no longer come to Britain in economically inactive into or back for technology against the That may change this week. Peter
million. That 4.2 million out of a total large numbers from eastern Europe into work. Halving the employment competition watchdog, directing the Kyle, the shadow technology
of 4.6 million is where the 90 per cent but from countries such as India, gap facing disabled people — a 2017 latter to “think of the economy” secretary, is due to take the stage at
figure comes from. Nigeria, Pakistan, Bangladesh and Tory commitment — would mean when it makes decisions, a tacit London Tech Week on Wednesday
The year 2004 is important in this Zimbabwe. another 1.2 million people in work. wrist-slap after a block on and Labour’s manifesto publication
context, because that is when the Sooner or later, all politicians come “We need the next wave of reform and Microsoft’s purchase of Activision is imminent. It is likely that Labour
Labour government under Tony Blair round to talking about “British jobs for change to open up job opportunities Blizzard. It kept up momentum in will focus on AI safety and on
opened Britain’s labour market to new British workers”. Gordon Brown did in to more groups (particularly disabled the quantum sector, which recently bringing technology into public
members of the European Union, 2007 in comments echoed by his people, but others too) who want to won a second decade of funding to services. Beyond that, the party
notably Poland and Hungary, but also successors. The reality, as anybody work,” he says. “This is partly a the tune of £2.5 million. remains a bit of an unknown with
the Czech Republic, Estonia, Cyprus, looking at these figures must response to an ageing population, as It hasn’t all been rosy, but Sunak many in the sector, which is vastly
Latvia, Lithuania, Malta, acknowledge, is that in the well as opening up opportunities to has taken a personal interest in more significant than it was when
Slovenia and Slovakia. 21st century the UK has everyone who wants to work but supporting technology. Quotes from Labour was last in power. The party
That changed the become more doesn’t get the help today.” the prime minister are regularly does not have anyone who slides into
nation’s labour dependent on foreign Even if such a programme were to featured on press releases from Silicon Valley’s DMs like Sunak.
market, although workers than at any be adopted immediately, it would take American companies announcing Labour’s manifesto rhetoric will be
the period from time in its history. time for the effects to come through, British investments. Like the picked apart and no doubt run
then until the late Over the course probably years. The UK will continue admiring executive at London Tech through ChatGPT-4o. As for Sunak,
2010s was also of 2022 and 2023, to depend on foreign Week 2022, Silicon Valley loves him. he may yet opt for a career change
’’
characterised by 700,000 non-UK, workers for the He fits right in. along the lines of Nick Clegg, who
an eventual non-EU nationals foreseeable future. There has been a steady drip of US went to Meta, and to reappear on the
strong rise in came to this And it is folly to technology companies expanding in stage of London Tech Week 2025 as
employment country to work, deny it. the UK, such as Coreweave, a tech bro himself. They would
slightly offset by a Workday, Stripe and OpenAI. The welcome him with open arms.
Investment in much smaller David Smith is Economics Editor of government has done a good job of
childcare would help number, 86,000, who The Sunday Times engaging with them, so much so, in Katie Prescott is Technology Business
people return to work left. The 2019-23 non- david.smith@sunday-times.co.uk fact, that some privately have Editor of The Times
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Business
Lumo is shining
light in profits
for FirstGroup
Robert Lea Industrial Editor
The cut-price Lumo rail service may
carry only a small fraction of passenger
traffic on train lines from London to
Scotland, but it was a standout per-
former for FirstGroup last year.
Annual pre-tax profits at the
transport company have jumped by a
third, with FirstGroup noting that its
Lumo service between London and
Edinburgh and its direct services to
Hull had performed particularly well.
For the 53 weeks to March 30, First- Lumo’s service between London and
Group, which in addition to rail ser- Edinburgh was a standout performer
vices operates subsidised bus services
nationwide, reported a 33 per cent the cost risk. The operations have
surge in pre-tax profits to £139 million. incorporated into them the award of
So-called open-access rail opera- incentive fees for operational perform-
tions, which are run independently of ance and growing passenger numbers,
the Department for Transport-con- which were up by 10.4 per cent in the
trolled regional train companies, are year to 271.6 million. These operations
proving a high-margin money-spinner delivered a 12 per cent increase in
for the company, the only remaining operating profits to £105.6 million, for
train operator listed on the London an operating margin of 2.9 per cent on
Stock Exchange. £3.6 billion of revenue.
It said its Lumo services between The other half of the business, com-
London and Edinburgh and its direct prising Lumo and Hull Trains, is the
services to and from Hull had brought emerging jewel in the FirstGroup
in £37 million, making them significant crown. Open access contracts operate
contributors to group profits, despite outside the ambit of the transport
carrying less than 1 per cent of passen- department, with the operator bearing
ger volumes from the tightly managed all the revenue and cost risk. Services
Avanti west coast mainline, GWR great are negotiated with the Office of Rail
western main line and South Western and Road and fill in gaps in timetables
Railway networks. and on the network not operated by
The profits boost enabled the com- regional train operators.
pany to lift its annual dividend by 45 per Lumo and Hull Trains carried
cent to 5.5p and to continue a share 2.7 million passengers in the year, up
buyback programme that totalled 22 per cent, on which it made £37.7 mil-
H
eathrow 13.9 per cent on the Stansted’s finance Amid concerns at lengthy £118 million in the year. lion operating profit at an operating
expects a previous 12 months. Last director, said the Essex queues, Heathrow said it had On the buses, returning passenger margin of 16 per cent. The cut-price
record month was the first time airport had been boosted successfully served record numbers, supported by the taxpayer- fares business model is proving so fruit-
summer, with that passenger numbers by a busy half-term week. numbers of passengers subsidised £2 cap on fares, helped reve- ful that FirstGroup is boosting capacity
an estimated exceeded seven million in Popular destinations nue to grow by 12 per cent to £1 billion, on its London-Edinburgh services and
30 million passengers May, with 7.2 million included Dublin, Istanbul April, Heathrow said it on which the business made £83 million is extending them to Glasgow. It has re-
forecast to travel through people using the airport. and Edinburgh. had returned to profit in of operating profits, 43 per cent higher quested a licence from the Office of Rail
Europe’s busiest airport London Stansted also had Heathrow said the first three months of than in the previous year, at an operat- and Road to operate a similar model on
(James Hurley writes). a record May, with its Terminal 2 had been used the year, recording a pre- ing margin of 8.3 per cent. the west coast main line between
It said that the 2.7 million passengers up by 148 million passengers tax profit of £189 million On the railways, FirstGroup’s opera- Rochdale, north of Manchester, to
81.5 million people who by 6.4 per cent on the travelling on more than a compared with a loss of tion is split into two. Avanti, GWR and London Euston. Hull Trains has a simi-
used it in the 12 months to same month last year. million flights since it had £60 million for the same SWR are operated under contracts in lar request to operate services between
May was a record, up by James Richardson, opened in June 2014. In period a year ago. which the Department for Transport London and Sheffield. Shares in First-
takes all the revenue risk and bears all Group fell 4¾p, or 2.8 per cent, to 164¾p.
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of that capacity has been extended until sparking Red Sea disruption
the end of next year, traders focused
20
more heavily on the unwinding of
2.2 million barrels later in 2024.
Brent crude one-month futures fell 0
2019 2020 2021 2022 2023 2024
to below $77 a barrel, lower than the
$80 level that many Opec members point where this metric reverses, we’ll been partially because of the weak real failed to materialise that prediction barrels, which assumed that voluntary
such as Saudi Arabia need to balance probably see some pressure on prices.” estate sector [and] construction could be thwarted. cuts were maintained. The watchdog
their budgets. As recently as April, Others view the response to the activity,” Shah said. The move by Opec+ to unfurl some of also reduced its forecast for daily
Brent crude had been priced above $90 Opec+ cuts as an overreaction. “By our Argus estimates that Chinese its production cuts has been inter- demand, in contrast with a more opti-
as a potential escalation of tensions in reckoning, the market actually needs demand rose by only 200,000 barrels a preted as an indication that its ability to mistic projection from Opec.
the Middle East sent tremors through them to reverse some of those cuts,” day in the first four months of the year, smooth out oil supply and demand “The shale mark I business model
the market. David Fyfe, chief economist at Argus based on refinery activity and net trade imbalances has been compromised by was to go for growth,” Fyfe said. “There
Goldman Sachs, the American Media, another oil industry consult- figures, but it is forecasting growth of the growth in non-cartel sources, was the Klondike phase of US shale
investment bank, has forecast a price of ancy, said. Without the extra 2.2 million between 500,000 and 600,000 barrels mainly shale production in the United production, which was to chase volu-
between $75 and $90 a barrel over the barrels, the market “would be very tight a day for the year. States. Opec members’ share of the oil metric growth.” However, consolida-
medium term, but it has said, too, that indeed”, amid signs of a recovery in The American summer driving market shrank to 26 per cent in the tion within the American shale indus-
risks are “skewed to the downside” consumption in America and season, when petrol consumption is second quarter, according to estimates try, which has surged to $200 billion in
because of the Opec+ plans partially to China. He noted that the cartel had the 400,000 barrels a day higher than from Argus, below the 30 per cent level the past year, had instilled more disci-
reverse supply cuts. Rystad Energy, the option to reverse its decision to loosen during spring and autumn, will be key the cartel has become used to. pline, he said: not only was there more
oil industry consultancy, thinks Brent the production curbs, depending on to gauging crude oil demand and the Last month the International Energy competition from other commodities
crude will remain at $77 a barrel during market conditions. outlook for prices. Agency forecast that world oil supply such as natural gas for capital, but also
the third quarter before rising to $83 In China, the world’s biggest import- The market should “adjust grad- would increase by 580,000 barrels a shareholders were demanding that
over the final three months of the year. er of crude oil, refineries have slowed ually” to the unwinding of supply cuts, day this year to a record 102.7 million more cash be returned rather than
“Stocks currently are very well their run-rates as the demand for Fyfe said, which could push oil above daily barrels as non-Opec+ output rises being spent on increasing production.
supported,” Janiv Shah, an analyst at petrochemical products, such as diesel, $85 a barrel later in the year, but if by 1.4 million barrels a day, offsetting an That should mean prices are also a
Rystad Energy, said. “Until we reach a has softened. “Product weakness has stronger American or Chinese demand Opec+ production fall of 840,000 more important consideration.
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output of a solar panel system
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infrastructure trusts are on 120 digit discount. shareholders. Bank of America,
sale, with big discounts and 6-10 MWp 0-5 MWp Every trust in the sector trades at a JP Morgan, Mediobanca and
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Rebased at 100 from June 30, 2014
900
Plans for simpler approach
Apple
800 boost Oxford Instruments
700
A
s trading screens glowed
red, the few that flashed consumer goods
500 green were easy to spot.
Among them was Oxford
400
Instruments, shares of
which powered to 11-month highs
More cake is on the menu
after the company revealed robust
revenue growth, adjusted its medium- trong sales on the previous year.
300 term targets and announced plans to
reorganise the business.
The £1.4 billion maker of scientific
S growth and the
expansion of its
British store estate
Shares in the
company, which were
floated at 108p in
200 instruments reported a 5.8 per cent lifted profits and June 2018, closed flat
rise in revenue to £470.4 million for revenues at Cake Box at 175p in a subdued
S&P 500 the 12 months to the end of March, Holdings last year. wider market.
100 driven by strong demand for The maker of egg- Sukh Chamdal, 62,
semiconductors. Adjusted operating free fresh cream the company’s chief
profits of £80.3 million were in line cakes increased its executive, said the
with expectations. revenue in the 12 launch of a new
0 The real driving force for investors months to the end of Cake Box Holdings is a website, alongside a
2015 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 2021 2022 2023 2024 was Oxford Instruments’ new March by 8.7 per cent maker of egg-free customer relationship
Source: FactSet strategy. It is aiming to deliver organic to £37.8 million, with fresh cream cakes management system
like-for-like annual and increased
as the world’s second email sound more sales growth of Liverpool, Cambridge investment in
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It comes after digital assistant, will be rose, helped by a positive response £16.1 million from 15.1 per cent to brand awareness. He
for Apple investors responded able to prompt users if to Apple’s developer event in £13.8 million. £6.3 million. A final added that trading so
positively to Apple’s they want assistance California on Monday. However, the Its store numbers dividend of 6.1p takes far this year was in
pple’s stock developer conference from OpenAI’s Dow Jones industrial average closed rose to 225, with 20 its total dividend for line with the
A market valuation
hit a record high
of more than
in Cupertino,
California, where on
Monday Tim Cook, its
ChatGPT.
After the developers
conference, Apple
down by 120.62 points, or 0.3 per
cent, at 38,747.42.
new sites opened,
including in
the year to 9p, a
10.8 per cent increase
company’s
expectations.
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James Lawson
Civil rights leader and Methodist minister who preached non-violent protest and became Martin Luther King Jr’s chief strategist
In 1938, when James Lawson was a ten- convicted and fined $200 each, but they
year-old growing up in Ohio, a white refused to pay and spent weeks in
boy shouted a racial slur at him from a jail. Meanwhile, the Freedom Rides
parked car. Lawson hit the boy, went gathered momentum and the Kennedy
home and proudly told his family what administration finally moved to en-
he had done. force desegregation on interstate buses
Lawson’s mother reprimanded him. and trains.
“What good did that do, Jimmy?” she In The Children, his history of the civil
asked. “What harm does that stupid rights movement, David Halberstam
insult do? It’s nothing, Jimmy, it’s described an incident when a white
empty. Just ignorant words from an leather-jacketed motorcyclist spat on
ignorant child who is gone from your Lawson during a protest. Lawson asked
life the moment it was said.” him for a handkerchief. His astonished
Lawson took the reproach to heart. assailant gave him one. Lawson wiped
He vowed to find a “better way”, and he himself clean, then engaged the man in
became a lifelong pacifist and cham- a conversation about motorbikes.
pion of non-violence. “In that split second of confronta-
He was imprisoned as a conscien- tion,” Halberstam wrote, “Jim Lawson
tious objector for refusing to serve in had not only conquered his ego, he had
the Korean War. He spent three years forced his enemy in some basic way to
in India studying the principles of civil try and see him as a man.”
disobedience and passive resistance In 1962, Lawson was appointed pas-
that Mahatma Gandhi had so success- tor of Centenary Methodist Church in
fully deployed against British colonial Memphis, but he continued his activ-
rule. Back in the US, he became Martin ism. In 1965, he was one of many pro-
Luther King’s chief strategist during the testers demanding black voting rights
great civil rights movement of the 1950s who were brutally beaten by Alabama
and 1960s. state troopers at Selma’s Edmund Pet-
At a time when many in the US’s tus Bridge as they sought to march to
oppressed black population were agi- Montgomery. The day became known
tating for more militant and confronta- as Bloody Sunday.
tional tactics, Lawson persuaded a gen- Three years later he organised the
eration of activists that a dignified weeks-long strike by sanitation work-
acceptance of beatings, jailings and ers in Memphis. He felt no regret about
other humiliations was a much more inviting King to support it despite his
powerful way of stirring the nation’s subsequent assassination. “Martin ex-
conscience and winning public support. pected his death,” he told The New York
He organised workshops and led sit- Times. “I don’t know if he spe-
ins, freedom rides, boycotts, strikes, cifically expected it on that
voter registration drives and other day, but he had known since
forms of peaceful protest. He was jailed Lawson with King, who called him one of the “noble men” of the civil Montgomery [the 1965
on several occasions and expelled from rights movement, in 1968. Right, at an impromptu press conference in march] that he could be shot
university. King called him one of the Alabama in 1961 before a Freedom Ride. Below, in Los Angeles in 2013 down at any time.”
“noble men” of the civil rights move- By the early 1970s the civil
ment, as well as “the greatest teacher of and staged his first protest while still at in Nashville, Tennessee, as rights movement had largely
non-violence in America”. high school — a sit-in at a restaurant one of its few black students in succeeded in ending segrega-
In 1968, King came to Memphis, Ten- that refused to serve black people. The 1958. tion in the south and in 1974
nessee, to support a strike by sanitation owner served him but demanded he There he met his future Lawson moved to Los Angeles
workers that Lawson had organised. never return. wife, Dorothy Wood, with to become pastor of the huge,
On April 3, the charismatic preacher He enrolled to study sociology at whom he had three sons. predominantly black Holman
delivered his famous “mountaintop” Baldwin Wallace College in Beria, There, too, he co-founded the United Methodist Church.
speech, in which he described his Ohio. Drafted to serve in the Kore- Student Non-violent Co-ordi- There he continued his fight
dream of equality but an War, he refused either to nating Committee, a key com- for various forms of social jus-
warned: “I may not get join the military or to ponent of the civil rights tice. He hosted a weekly radio
there with you.” The seek the deferment to movement, and organised programme, was active in the
next day he was shot which he was en- workshops for young, black labour and civil liberties
dead in the city’s titled as a student. civil rights activists on behalf of King’s manner. The man was a born teacher.” movements, championed gay, abortion
Lorraine Motel. He spent 13 Southern Christian Leadership Con- The first key test of Lawson’s and union rights, opposed wars and
In the ultimate months in prison. ference. approach came in 1960, when hundreds defended immigrants.
act of forgive- After belated- He did not mince his words. He of black students launched a campaign Lawson was arrested at several pro-
ness, Lawson ly graduating, he warned volunteers to expect beatings, of sit-ins in segregated shops, restau- tests, including a rally against US aid to
later visited, be- moved to the In- floggings and broken bones. Using role- rants and other public places across El Salvador’s right-wing government in
friended and dian city of Nag- Nashville. Scores were arrested. 1989. In 2000, he joined a multidenomi-
ministered to pur as a Metho- ‘There was something of The protests ultimately succeeded national delegation to Saddam Hus-
James Earl Ray, dist missionary and were copied throughout the south, sein’s Iraq to demand an end to inter-
King’s assassin, for three years and a mystic about him ... the but Lawson was expelled from Vander- national sanctions.
and even officiated studied satyagraha, bilt and obliged to complete his master’s Lawson retired as Holman’s pastor in
at his prison wedding the philosophy of man was a born teacher’ degree in theology at Boston University 1999, having led the church for 25 years,
in 1978. “As one of my non-violent resistance in Massachusetts. His expulsion made but after nearly half a century fighting
sons said to me, ‘If you be- to oppression developed by playing techniques, he taught them the front page of The New York Times, injustice one more job awaited him.
lieve all that stuff you’ve been Gandhi to oppose British rule. how to dress smartly for protests and be prompted several Vanderbilt professors In 2006, he was invited to return to
preaching, you’ll do it’,” he explained. He returned to the US as the civil courteous; how to withstand the verbal to resign and triggered widespread Vanderbilt, which had expelled him 46
James Morris Lawson was born in rights movement was gathering mo- abuse and physical violence of segrega- protests. years earlier, as a visiting professor. He
Uniontown, Pennsylvania, in 1928. He mentum in 1956. He enrolled in the tionists; what to do if beaten and impris- In 1961 Lawson led a second group of accepted, saying he bore the university
was the sixth of nine children of an itin- graduate theology school at Oberlin oned by racist police; and how to post Freedom Riders (civil rights activists no grudge, and even agreed to be-
erant Methodist minister, also named College, Ohio, and met King when he observers, summon ambulances and challenging illegal segregation on in- queath it his papers. He began his first
James, who carried a gun for his own came to speak on the campus. Both plan escape routes. He also taught them terstate buses) after the first group was lecture by asking: “How many of you
protection when he travelled in the men were 28. to forgive their enemies. savagely attacked by mobs in Alabama. have experienced a hate crime against
south. His paternal grandfather had al- King, impressed by Lawson’s advoca- “I felt he was God-sent,” said John Le- That May he and 26 supporters took yourself? Let’s see the hands.”
so been a minister and his great-grand- cy of non-violence, urged him to move wis, the future congressman who was a bus from Montgomery, Alabama, to
father was a slave in Maryland who had to the segregated south: “Don’t wait. one of many up and coming civil rights Jackson, Mississippi, where they en- James Lawson, American civil rights
escaped to Canada. His Jamaican-born Come now. We don’t have anyone like leaders instructed by Lawson. “There tered the “whites only” waiting room at leader, was born on September 22, 1928.
mother, Philane, was a seamstress. you down there.” Lawson did so, joining was something of a mystic about him, the terminal and were immediately He died of a cardiac arrest on June 9,
Lawson grew up in Massillon, Ohio, Vanderbilt University’s divinity school something holy, so gathered about his arrested. They refused bail and were 2024, aged 95
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Nicholas Ball
Actor whose performance as the wisecracking Cockney detective Jim Hazell turned him into a television star overnight
When Nicholas Ball heard that violence was more restrained and less with other men’s wives. But he was great
Thames Television was making a series brutal than The Sweeney, there was no fun to play,” Ball said.
about a wisecracking, Cockney ex-cop sex or bad language and not even a car Still dropping his aitches, he caused
turned private detective called Jim chase in the Triumph Stag, Hazell’s mayhem on Albert Square in East-
Hazell, he approached the pro- pride and joy. The series was also con- Enders between 2007 and 2009 as the
gramme’s producer June Roberts and strained by being shot in the studio vicious gang boss Terry Bates who
asked her: “Why aren’t I up for it?” rather than on the mean streets of attacked Peggy Mitchell, played by Bar-
His demand took some brass neck London. “You can’t go down dark alleys bara Windsor, while smashing up the
for, at the time, Ball was an unknown in studios — you find the studio wall,” Queen Vic pub. He was eventually writ-
actor in his early thirties who had Ball noted ruefully. ten out of the soap when his character
trained at the Bristol Old Vic and had However, the lack of high-speed was sentenced to life for the murder of
little television experience. Yet such action only emphasised his perform- Jase Dyer, played by Stephen Lord, who
chutzpah was exactly what the charac- ance as the ducking and diving wide had resisted his attempts to get him to
ter required and so Roberts invited him boy who had been kicked off the police join his “firm”.
to a screen test. A long list of 50 hope- force for turning to drink when his mar- He is survived by his wife Ayda.
fuls were auditioned and then whittled riage broke up, and who continued to John Nicholas Ball was born in 1946
down to four before Ball was chosen butt heads with Detective Inspector in Leamington Spa, Warwickshire. He
over John Nettles, who was left to wait “Choc” Minty, played by Roddy McMil- wanted to act from an early age and, on
another three years for his break- lan in his final role before his death. leaving school, applied to the Bristol
through part in Bergerac. One episode also featured a cameo Old Vic’s drama school. When he was
When Hazell went on air in 1978, the appearance by Pamela Stephenson, turned down, he refused to take no for
series turned Ball into an overnight star recently arrived from Australia and an answer. “I gave them an argument
for his portrayal of the private eye who whom Ball had just married. all summer, and finally they said, ‘Oh,
dropped his aitches in lines such as: all right then, you’d better come along’,”
“I’ve got a wad of cash ’ere that could After his wife left him he claimed.
choke a washing machine.” Framed While still a student he landed small
within a set of smart and knowing refer- for Billy Connolly, his parts in the 1960s television dramas
ences to American film noir, it made The Queen’s Traitor and The Gold Rob-
him sound like an East End version of career went into decline bers and on graduating he joined the
Philip Marlowe. Portable Theatre Company, launched
Hazell was soon attracting audiences Hazell ran for 22 hour-long episodes by the playwright David Hare in 1968.
of 20 million, Ball bringing a winning between 1978 and 1979, and Ball’s por- He went on to appear in early plays by
combination of toughness, cheek and trayal of the tough guy with attitude but the likes of Howard Brenton and David
vulnerability to his portrayal of the a heart of gold became the template for Edgar, and credited the experience as
character who had been created in a Dennis Waterman’s Terry McCann in the ultimate education in live
series of books by the novelist Gordon Minder, which would replace the series theatre. “We would do everything,
Williams and the footballer Terry Ve- in ITV schedules. book the venues, build the set, hire the
nables (obituary, November 26, 2023). After Hazell, Stephenson left her hus- transport and then take it out on the
Hiding behind the nom de plume of PB band for Billy Connolly, and Ball emi- road,” he recalled.
Yuill, it was the Dagenham-born Vena- grated to the US, a move which seemed With big collars, flares and bouffant hair, Ball captured the 1970s zeitgeist to perfection In later years, when television work
bles who was largely responsible for the to stall his career. Indeed, seldom can an was in short supply, he returned to the
authenticity of the Cockney slang that actor have gone so swiftly from house- when he appeared in a production of Lifeforce. Having spent 15 weeks film- repertory stage but despite a widely
was Jim Hazell’s lingua franca. hold name to obscurity. “I went to Los Harold Pinter’s The Dumb Waiter, di- ing, he was understandably crestfallen held view that the success of Hazell
With his big collars, leather safari Angeles for a month, but I kept falling in rected by Mel Smith. Back in Britain he when he saw the final cut and found he could and probably should have led to
jacket, flares and bouffant hair à la Rod love over there and stayed for four teamed up again with Smith in a 1984 was on screen for barely ten minutes. so much more, he refused to bemoan
Stewart, Ball captured the 1970s zeitgeist years,” Ball explained. “I thought, ‘it’s episode of Alas Smith and Jones, in which In later years he made a creditable his lot. “You make choices and some of
to period perfection, although oddly, de- November, I could go back home and go the pair reprised the spirit of Jim Hazell comeback on British television and in them are the wrong ones,” he said. “But
spite garnering some of the biggest audi- down the old Kent Road on a cold and in a sketch about Cockney rhyming 2005 delivered a piquant performance you should never have regrets.”
ence figures of the decade, Hazell has miserable day. Or I could go for lunch in slang, making up phrases such as “he’s in Footballers’ Wives as the amoral and
been seen less often on rerun channels Malibu’.” done a concrete trampoline on me”. larger than life ex-rock star turned club Nicholas Ball, actor, was born on April 11,
than many of its contemporaries. While in Hollywood one of his few There was further bad luck when he chairman Garry Ryan. “He was a com- 1946. He died after a short illness on
Perhaps it has suffered because the roles came on stage rather than screen appeared in the 1985 sci-fi horror movie plete rat, firing people and sleeping June 5, 2024, aged 78
Sue Johnson
Psychologist known for her research into emotional attachment and bestselling books explaining the mystery of love
Sue Johnson’s belief in the power of love admit that they are dependent on their lems better. Open relationships are “Romantic love was, I decided, an illu- ed being happier in their relationships.
may well have been construed as the partner in the same way a child is to its overrated. Monogamy yields the best sion and a trap.” Her book Hold Me Tight: Seven Conver-
fluffy stuff of the flower power era — mother. In this she was heavily influ- sex. “We are like fish in the ocean and the In time she decided to unpick “the sations for a Lifetime of Love (2008) sold
except, she said, she had the evidence to enced by the work of John Bowlby, a ocean we swim in are our close relation- mystery of love”. After completing her millions of copies and was translated
prove it. British psychiatrist and the “father of ships,” she said. “If you take a fish out of undergraduate degree at the University into 30 languages.
“Love is not just a sentimentality or a attachment theory”, who studied trau- the ocean, or if you have an ocean that of Hull she moved to Ca- According to one
myth or, for adults, some sort of mix- matised children orphaned or separat- has no oxygen in it — no safety in it — nada, aged 22, to take up friend, Johnson was
ture of sexuality and sentimentality,” ed from their parents during the then the fish start to look very strange a master’s, then a doc- rarely still. “She was
she explained. “It is an ancient wired-in Second World War. indeed.” torate, in counselling reading, working in her
survival code that is designed to keep After a research project, which found After several decades more research, psychology at the Uni- garden, writing, talking
a few people you totally trust, and that her couples argued less once they in which EFT went global and made her versity of British Colum- with people, walking the
depend on, close to you.” had the therapy, Johnson published her into something of a modern love guru, bia. Her first article, dogs, painting birds on
The idea first came to her when she first article, Emotionally Focused Cou- Johnson published Love Sense: The Bonds or Bargains, pub- pieces of driftwood at
began counselling couples in the 1980s. ples Therapy: An Outcome Study. Revolutionary New Science of Romantic lished in 1987, argued the cottage”.
“I was instantly mesmerised by the There were naysayers. In the 1980s Relationships (2013). It was as much an that psychologists had A favourite pastime
intensity of their struggles and the way and 90s, the field of clinical psychology academic study as it was a how-to guide pathologised dependen- was the tango — she
they often spoke of their relationships was dominated by the behavioural ap- for couples navigating the storms of cy. It was widely cri- liked to use it as a meta-
in terms of life and death,” she said. “It proach (the idea that behaviours marital life; it showed its readers how to tiqued but in the subse- phor for couples therapy
was far harder to work with them than are learnt and can therefore develop their “love sense”. quent decades her (“Argentine tango is like
families and children; they didn’t want be changed) and generally Johnson’s interest in “cracking theories gained inter- the chess of social danc-
to be reasonable or negotiate and there averse to using emotions the code of love”, as she put it, national acclaim. ing. It is very difficult and
was little literature to turn to.” as a springboard for began in childhood. She was After the success of yet strangers can move
She began to tape her therapy ses- analysis. Humans, born Susan Maureen Driver in EFT she was hired by with this incredible syn-
sions and replay them over and over Johnson claimed, are 1947 in Kent, where her father the University of Otta- chrony together”).
again to spot the pattern. “As I watched neurologically wired Arthur and mother Winifred wa to teach in its department of psy- “My teacher, who was not big on em-
couples shout and weep, bicker and to be attached to their ran a pub called the Royal Ma- chology and in 1998 founded the Otta- pathy, said something like, ‘Why do you
shut down,” she recalled, “I began to partners and social rine. She spent hours “watch- wa Couple and Family Institute with want to learn tango? You’re uncoordi-
understand that there were key nega- separation sends our ing people meeting, talking, her husband, John Douglas. He surviv- nated, you don’t have any balance,
tive and positive emotional moments nervous system into drinking, brawling, dancing, es her along with their children Sarah, you’re not 22. This is going to be very
that defined a relationship.” alarm. We are our “best flirting” but her focal point was Tim and Emma. (She was briefly mar- difficult for you.’ And I said, ‘Well then,
With the help of her thesis supervi- selves” when in a rela- her parents’ disintegrating ried in the 1970s and kept her first hus- shut up and start teaching me’.”
sor, Les Greenberg, she developed a tionship because marriage. band’s surname.)
counselling method called Emotional- we take risks, They divorced Even after her decades of research Sue Johnson, psychologist, was born on
ly Focused Therapy (EFT) in which she have self-be- when she was ten and there were still sceptics. She could point December 19, 1947. She died of a rare
encouraged her clients to forget about lief and deal she vowed she to the statistic that nearly 75 per cent of form of melanoma on April 23, 2024,
learning to “fight better” but rather to with prob- would never marry. couples who went through EFT report- aged 76
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Today Bright periods and showers in the east, mainly dry with sunny intervals elsewhere. Max 18C (64F), min 3C (37F) Weather Eye
Paul Simons
Around Britain Five days ahead Wind speed Sea state Orkney Shetland
Key: b=bright, c=cloud, d=drizzle, pc=partly cloudy An unsettled period 34 Calm
du=dull, f=fair, fg=fog, h=hail, m=mist, r=rain, (mph) 13 13
sh=showers, sl=sleet, sn=snow, s=sun, t=thunder with bright intervals and Slight 13
*=previous day **=data not available frequent outbreaks of Temperature Moderate
Rough
Temp C Rain mm Sun hr* rain and showers 28 (degrees C)
10
midday yesterday 24 hrs to 5pm yesterday
10 6
9 D 3.4 2.5
Tomorrow Flood alerts and warnings
Aberdeen
A band of thick cloud and rain will
Aberporth 12 C 1.6 11.6
move eastwards throughout the day, At 17:00 on Tuesday there were 13
Anglesey 13 C 1.0 11.7 heaviest across Ireland through the nine flood alerts and no warnings 14
Aviemore 9 R 1.8 0.4 morning and western Britain later. in England and no flood alerts or
Barnstaple 14 PC 0.0 ** 7 t is hard to believe this is June.
I
Max 16C, min 7C C F
warnings in Wales and Scotland. Aberdeen
Bedford 11 C 1.0 ** 35 95
Belfast 12 C 0.8 8.0
For further information and updates Temperatures across the UK
in England visit flood-warning- 30 86
Birmingham 13 C 0.4 **
information.service.gov.uk, for Wales 25 77 have sunk well below normal in
Bournemouth 16 C 0.0 5.0 14 NORTH cool breezy winds sweeping
12 PC 4.0 **
naturalresources.wales/flooding and 20 68
Bridlington
for Scotland SEPA.org.uk SEA 15 59 down from the Arctic, feeling
Bristol 14 C 0.0 6.4
Camborne 14 S 0.0 10.3 14 10 50
more like early spring than the start
16 Edinburgh 5 41
Cardiff 14 D 0.0 10.6 6 Glasgow
Edinburgh 12 C 0.0 2.9
16
0 32
of summer, with Benson in
Eskdalemuir 11 C 0.6 4.2
14 12 -5 23 Oxfordshire unusually cool, 3C
Glasgow 14 S 0.0 6.5
15
-10 14 colder than normal so far this month.
Hereford 14 PC 0.0 **
Herstmonceux 14 C 0.0 3.6 ATLANTIC
Londonderry -15 5 If it was any consolation, June was
Ipswich 12 R 1.4 4.6
Newcastle largely dry for several days over
OCEAN Carlisle
Isle of Man 13 PC 0.0 8.4
Friday Belfast many places, some relief after
Isle of Wight 16 PC 0.0 ** 15
Jersey 15 PC 0.0 10.1 Bright intervals and spells of rain and 16 15 months of rain. But now it is turning
showers, heaviest and perhaps turning
Keswick 12 C 5.2 ** thundery across Ireland and central
16
rk
York wetter once more in rashes of
Kinloss 11 R 0.8 0.2 England through the afternoon. showers, some of them heavy
14
Leeds 11 C 1.6 ** Max 17C, min 4C
Lerwick 8 C 1.6 1.4 Manchester Hull
downpours, and the outlook remains
Leuchars 13 C 0.0 3.2 Liverpoo
Liverpool 16 unsettled. It feels reminiscent of
Lincoln 13 C 2.0 2.9 Galway IRISH 6
typical old-fashioned British
Liverpool 13 PC 1.2 ** 15 SEA Sheffield
London 15 PC 0.0 2.6 Dublin
Llandudno
16 summers: cold, wet and breezy.
Lyneham 13 C 0.0 6.9 “As for the weather, that will never
Manchester 13 C 0.0 5.3
Margate 13 C 0.0 4.8
14 17
Shrewsbury
Nottingham clear up: eternal rain, clouds and
Milford Haven 14 PC 0.0 ** 16
Norwich
chill,” wrote the aristocrat and
Newcastle 11 C 3.0 ** 3 15 diarist John Byng in August 1787.
Nottingham 13 C 0.0 1.4 Birmingham
Orkney 9 D 0.6 0.3 17
Cork
Cambridge And in July 1777, Horace Walpole,
Oxford 13 C 0.6 ** 16
Swansea Oxford 17 son of the prime minister Sir Robert,
Plymouth
Portland
15
14
C
C
0.0
0.0
**
** Cardiff
gave an even more downbeat
Scilly, St Mary’s 15 S 0.0 **
Saturday Channel Islands CELTIC 18 assessment: “We are in truth but
Shoreham 14 C 0.4 4.4 A day of bright spells and showery
SEA Bristol London Greenlanders and ought to conform
outbreaks of rain, heaviest in Wales
Shrewsbury 12 C 3.2 9.0 17
Snowdonia 10 D 2.2 **
and Northern Ireland later with the
odd rumble of thunder. Southampton
to our climate.”
16 As for our prospects this month,
Southend 15 PC 0.2 4.8 Max 17C, min 5C eter
Exeter
South Uist 9 C 0.8 ** 12 Plymouth Brighton there isn’t much sign of anything hot.
Stornoway 9 C 0.4 0.1
Tiree 12 PC 0.0 **
The jet stream has been diving to the
Whitehaven 11 C 2.6 4.0 14
16 south, exposing us to cold northerly
CHANNEL 3
Wick 8 D 1.8 ** 8 air, but this Thursday the winds
Yeovilton 15 C 0.0 6.5
change direction as low pressure
15
16 General situation: A dry day with some morning. Light to moderat
moderate west to showers in the northeast through the from the Atlantic returns and
The world sunshine in the north and west, cloudy northwesterly winds. Maximum morning. Light to moderate west to temperatures rise slightly, although
All readings local midday yesterday
with a few showers in the east. 17C (63F), minimum 4C (39F). southwesterly winds. Maximum heavy rains and showers into the
Alicante 24 PC Madeira 22 B NE Scotland, Moray Firth, Aberdeen, London, E Anglia, SE Eng, Cen N Eng, 17C (63F), minimum 7C (45F).
Amsterdam 12 SH Madrid 22 S
17
weekend will make it feel cool.
N Isles: A day of bright periods and E Mids, E Eng: A day of bright intervals Edinburgh and Dundee, Cen Highland,
Athens 35 S Malaga 27 PC
patchy rain, most widespread through and scattered showers, heaviest and NW Scotland, Glasgow, SW Scotland, And yet summers have been
Auckland 15 PC Mallorca 20 T
the morning. Light to moderate west most frequent through the afternoon. Borders, Argyll, NE Eng: Mainly dry warming rapidly in recent years so
Bahrain 42 S Malta 28 S Sunday
Bangkok 33 PC Melbourne 15 SH Bright periods and widespread
to northwesterly winds. Maximum Light and variable winds, perhaps with bright intervals and perhaps the any cool spell is a brief blip in the
Barbados 31 B Mexico City 26 PC outbreaks of rain and showers, 13C (55F), minimum 5C (41F). moderate in places. Maximum odd shower through the morning. Dry recent climate. Indeed, there are
heaviest across Ireland and Scotland Lake District, NW Eng, W Mids, Wales, 18C (64F), minimum 6C (43F). with some sunshine by the afternoon.
Barcelona 20 B Miami 26 T
by the afternoon. Cen S Eng, SW Eng, IoM, Channel Is: Republic of Ireland, N Ireland: A Light west to northwesterly winds,
signs of rising temperatures in the
Beijing 33 S Milan 24 B
Beirut 28 PC Mombasa 29 B Max 18C, min 6C Mostly dry with sunny spells and the largely dry day with sunny intervals moderate over high ground. Maximum long-range outlook from European
Belgrade 22 PC Montreal 16 DU odd isolated showers through the and a chance of one or two isolated 15C (59F), minimum 3C (37F). forecast centres, with warming
Berlin 14 PC Moscow 25 PC conditions across Europe, and
Bermuda 28 B Mumbai 31 **
Bordeaux 21 B Munich 13 PC
15 Tides Noon today especially hot and dry in southern
Brussels 14 PC Nairobi 22 B Tidal predictions. parts of the continent. One driving
Heights in metres LOW
Bucharest 32 S Naples 23 PC
16
1008 force behind this prediction is
Budapest 23 PC New Orleans 32 S Today Ht Ht
Buenos Aires 18 S New York 23 B 18 Aberdeen 05:58 3.7 18:49 3.4 1000 1008 LOW HIGH
abnormally high sea surface
Cairo 33 S Nice 24 PC Avonmouth 11:50 10.7 --:-- -- temperatures, not just this summer
Calcutta 35 PC Nicosia 31
16
PC
SH 17
Belfast 03:44 3.4 16:23 2.9 LOW but over the next few months. In fact,
Canberra 9 C Oslo Cardiff 11:39 9.9 23:54 10.0 1008
Cape Town 24 S Paris 12 PC 10:23 4.5 22:24 4.8
LOW 1016 most oceans around the world are
Devonport
Chicago 19 PC Perth 19 SH
Dover 03:44 5.8 16:04 6.0
LOW expected to be warmer than normal,
LOW
Copenhagen 13
29
R
S
Prague 15
11
PC
** Monday Dublin 04:08 3.7 16:52 3.3 with the exception of the Southern
Corfu Reykjavik
Delhi 42 ** Riga 19 S Bright spells and one or two showers Falmouth 09:51 4.2 22:04 4.5 LOW Ocean, and the return of La Niña
across southern England. Patchy cloud Greenock 04:36 3.3 17:42 2.8
Dubai 43 S Rio de Janeiro 30 S
and showery rain elsewhere, heaviest Cold front conditions are also expected to cool
13 B 44 S Harwich 04:19 3.6 16:26 3.5
Dublin
Faro 23 PC
Riyadh
Rome 26 PC
in the north.
Holyhead 02:50 5.0 15:28 4.5 Warm front temperatures across equatorial parts
Florence 27 PC San Francisco 18 PC
Max 19C, min 6C
Hull 10:41 6.4 23:31 5.8 1024 LOW Occluded front of the Pacific.
Frankfurt 17 S Santiago 11 B Leith 07:24 4.8 19:56 4.6 1032 HIGH Trough
Geneva 17 SH São Paulo 25 S Liverpool 03:32 8.2 16:03 7.7
Gibraltar
Helsinki
24
17
PC
PC
Seoul
Seychelles
26
28
PC
PC
17 London Bridge
Lowestoft
06:26
02:37
6.3
2.1
18:32
14:07
6.0
2.4
Synoptic situation Highs and lows
24hrs to 5pm yesterday
Hours of darkness
Aberdeen 22:33-03:42
Speak directly to one
Hong Kong 32 PC Singapore 33 B An occluded front to the
Honolulu 29 PC St Petersburg 19 PC
17
Milford Haven
Morecambe
11:00
03:44
5.6
8.1
23:18
16:15
5.8
7.6 northeast of Britain will bring Warmest: Wiggonholt,
West Sussex, 17.2C
Belfast
Birmingham
22:29-04:17
22:00-04:14 of our forecasters on
Istanbul 30 S Stockholm 16 B
Newhaven 03:32 5.7 16:03 5.7 bright periods and some patchy Coldest: Cairngorm, -2.1C Cardiff 22:00-04:25
Jerusalem
Johannesburg
31
13
S
S
Sydney
Tel Aviv
15
31
S
S
19
Newquay 09:55 5.6 22:13 5.8 rain to northeast Scotland
throughout the day, most
Wettest: Blencathra, Cumbria,
7.6mm
Exeter 21:57-04:30 09065 777675
Oban 10:28 3.0 22:36 3.3 Sunniest: Aberdaron, 12.6hrs* Glasgow 22:32-04:01
Kuala Lumpur 32 PC Tenerife 24 B widespread in the morning.
** ** 28 PC 18 Penzance 09:24 4.5 21:45 4.7 Liverpool 22:10-04:13 8am to 5pm daily (calls are charged
Kyiv Tokyo A trough will bring bright London
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Lanzarote Vancouver intervals and scattered showers For Greenwich Manchester 22:07-04:09
Las Palmas 24 B Venice 21 PC Shoreham 03:40 5.3 16:15 5.4 Sun rises: 04.42
The Times weather page Southampton 02:56 3.9 15:34 3.9
across southeast England, Newcastle 22:15-03:57
Lima 16 M Vienna 20 PC Sun sets: 21.17
11:04 7.7 23:22 7.8
heaviest and most frequent Moon rises: 10.45 Norwich 21:48-04:00
Lisbon 22 PC Warsaw 22 PC is provided by Swansea
by the afternoon. Largely dry Moon sets: 01.14 Thu Penzance 22:02-04:41
Los Angeles 21 PC Washington 27 B Tees 08:16 4.9 21:04 4.6
Luxor 40 S Zurich 13 R
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M Meissner
US Open 1.46 J Herman, *B Kim, I Salinda
Most major championships 1.57 *C Prater, C Reiter, C Schaake
Tom Kershaw Pinehurst
won by Europeans 5.30 B Thompson (Eng), J Scrivener (Aus),
*B Valdes
Scottie Scheffler has often credited (Country, winning span) 5.41 S Bairstow (Eng), *S De la Fuente (Mex),
divine inspiration for his outstanding Harry Vardon (Jersey, 1896-1914) E Lopez-Chacarra (Sp)
form, but Rory McIlroy is hoping to 7 5.52 C Bezuidenhout (SA), K Kitayama,
harness his own “come-to-Jesus” T Moore
Nick Faldo (England, 1987-1996) 6.03 J Day (Aus), H English, Joo-Hyung Kim
moment at Pinehurst this week. (S Kor)
The US Open seemed an unlikely 6
6.14 R McIlroy (N Ire), X Schauffele,
source of salvation after three consecu- Seve Ballesteros (Spain, 1979-1988) S Scheffler
tive missed cuts from 2016 to 2018, but 5 6.25 W Clark, N Dunlap, B Harman
the Northern Irishman said an epipha- John Henry Taylor (England, 1894-1913) 6.36 H Matsuyama (Japan), J Rahm (Sp),
J Spieth
ny followed the last of those humilia- 5 6.47 K Bradley, M Kaymer (Ger), S Lowry
tions at Shinnecock Hills, where he James Braid (Scotland, 1901-1910) (Ire)
opened with a brutal round of 80. 5 6.58 A Bhatia, E Cole, E van Rooyen (SA)
“Honestly, it was about embracing 7.09 A Noren (Swe), T Pendrith (Can), B Todd
Rory McIlroy (Northern Ireland, 2011-2014) 7.20 *J Buchanan, B Campbell, T Detry (Bel)
what I would have called ‘boring’ back 7.31 *G Broin, M Moldovan, T Shimuzu
4
in the day,” McIlroy said. “Explosive- (Japan)
ness isn’t going to win the US Open. It’s Jim Barnes (England, 1916-1925) 7.42 J Chin, Sung-Hoon Kang (S Kor),
more about methodically building your 4 R Kawamoto (Japan).
score over the course of four days and Willie Anderson (Scotland, 1901-1905)
Starting at hole 10
being OK with that. It was a reframing 4 11.45 R Hoey (Phil), M Manassero (It),
of the mindset more than anything.” Willie Park Sr. (Scotland, 1860-1875) How’s my stroke, son? Charlie Woods gives his dad Tiger a helping hand on the T McKibbin (N Ire)
McIlroy has not finished outside the 4 tricky, speedy greens at Pinehurst yesterday as he prepares for the US Open 11.56 D Burmester (SA), R Hoshino (Japan),
top ten at this tournament since then S Power (Ire)
Tom Morris Jr. (Scotland, 1868-1872) 12.07 Seong-Hyeon Kim (S Kor), J Lower,
but must still rue the lacklustre fashion 4
laus’s 18 major wins]. It looks like he here, having fallen short at last month’s T Widing (Swe)
in which Wyndham Clark pipped him mightn’t get there, but are we going to US PGA Championship after his brush 12.18 S Burns, L Glover, C Smith (Aus)
Tom Morris Sr. (Scotland, 1861-1867)
to victory at LA Country Club last year. call Tiger’s career a failure? Absolutely with the law. The charges, after his 12.29 M Fitzpatrick (Eng), T Woods,
Pinehurst No 2 suits the 35-year-old’s 4 not. He’s played arguably the best golf arrest outside Valhalla for assaulting a W Zalatoris
belated affinity for firm and fast lay- anyone’s ever seen. police officer, were later dropped. 12.40 P Cantlay, R Henley, M Kuchar
12.51 L Aaberg (Swe), T Finau, D Johnson
outs, with so many severe run-offs to McIlroy feels he “There’s always going to be that tinge “The only thing that stopped him 1.02 J Rose (Eng), W Simpson, G Woodland
the slick tortoise-shell-shaped greens. has another ten of what could have been. I don’t want to from winning a golf tournament was 1.13 D Berger, R Fox (NZ), D Puig (Sp)
A tied-15th finish at Memorial last years at the top do that to myself. If someone would going into a jail cell for an hour,” said 1.24 Byeong-Hun An (S Kor), S Bennett, E
week, where McIlroy closed with a have told me at 20 years old I’d be McIlroy, who has been paired with Molinari (It)
1.35 C Davis (Aus), A Eckroat, A Meronk (Pol)
four-over-par 76, was not authoritative sitting here at 35 and this is the career Scheffler and the US PGA champion, 1.46 Z Blair, A Rai (Eng), D Thompson
evidence of impending catharsis, but I’ve had, I would not have believed Xander Schauffele. “The word that I 1.57 W Mack III, R Mansell (Eng),
the world No 3 was decidedly upbeat them and I would have been ecstatic. use to describe him is ‘relentless’. It *A McCulloch (Can)
about his chances of winning a first “I still have a good bit of time, hope- seems like every time he shows up, he is 5.30 G Forrest (Scot), G Sigg, *W Williams
major since 2014. “Obviously getting thing that I have achieved, whether it fully the next ten years. Whatever those the guy to beat, and deservedly so.” 5.41 C Hadley, M Hubbard, A Svensson (Can)
5.52 B Hossler, V Perez (Fr), A Schenk
my hands on a fifth major has taken be season-long titles or individual tour- numbers are, whatever the totals add Jon Rahm, the 2021 US Open 6.03 M Hughes (Can), R MacIntyre (Scot),
quite a while, but I’m more confident naments or majors,” he said. up to, I’ll accept that and feel like I’ve champion, was still not sure last night N Taylor (Can)
than ever that I’m right there, that I’m “I’ve always said I still feel like being done pretty well for a little boy from whether he would be fit to play this 6.14 T Fleetwood (Eng), T Hatton (Eng),
as close as I’ve ever been,” he said. the most successful European in the Northern Ireland that dreamt of week. The Spaniard was forced to T Hoge
6.25 B DeChambeau, M Homa, V Hovland
McIlroy has had to handle the same game is within my reach. I’ve got obvi- playing golf for a living.” withdraw from last week’s LIV event in (Nor)
questions about the failure to add to his ously Seve [Ballesteros, five] and Nick If he is to end his drought this week, Houston and has not practised since 6.36 P Malnati, J. T. Poston, S Straka (Aut)
four major titles over the past decade Faldo [six] to pass there in terms of McIlroy must overcome an obstacle arriving at Pinehurst because a cut on 6.47 J Knapp, *G Sargent, C Young
with increasing regularity, but he treat- major wins. almost as imposing as his own mental his foot became infected. 6.58 B Horschel, C Kirk, A Scott (Aus)
ed that exhausting cycle with equal “The only thing about trying to pick burdens in the form of Scheffler, whose “The infection is now controlled, but 7.09 *B James, B Kohles, D McCarthy
7.20 F Capan, *L Clanton, A Svoboda
measures of ambition and perspective a number is that you’re setting yourself fifth victory of the year last week at there’s still swelling and there’s still 7.31 H Higgs, *H Tai (Singapore), B Wu
here. “I’m really proud of my body of up for failure or disappointment. Tiger Memorial added to the sense of inevita- pain,” Rahm, 29, said. “There’s a reason 7.42 O Black, C Naegel, J Vrzich
work over the past 15 years and every- [Woods] wanted to surpass Jack [Nick- bility that the world No 1 will dominate I walked out here in a flip-flop.”
Results
Afridi, Nasri Shah, Haris Rauf and Moham- T Kohler-Cadmore not out 30 (30) 6-2; N Osaka (Japan) bt E Mertens (Bel) 6-2,
Football Cricket mad Amir did not bat. Extras (lb 2) 2 Tennis 6-4; Y Yuan (China) bt D Shnaider (Russ) 1-6,
Fall of wickets 1-20, 2-83, 3-104. Total (1 wkt, 12.3 overs) 82 6-4, 6-3; J Pegula (US) bt A Sasnovich (Blr) 6-2,
International friendlies ICC Men’s T20 World Cup: Group A
Bowling Rehman 3-0-21-0; Gordon 3.3-0-17-1; T B Abell, S R Dickson, *L Gregory, B G F Green,
Mercedes Cup
Pakistan v Canada Stuttgart: Men’s singles: Round of 32 J 6-2; A Krunic (Serb) bt J Ponchet (Fr) 4-6, 6-2,
N Ireland (2) 2 Andorra (0) 0 Heyliger 4-0-18-2; Zafar 4-0-23-0; Siddiqui C Overton, R E Van der Merwe, J H Davey and 6-1; E Alexandrova (Russ) bt A Rodionova
New York (Pakistan won toss and elected to Duckworth (Aus) bt P-H Herbert (Fr) 6-4, 7-6
3-0-28-0. R P Meredith did not bat. (Aus) 6-3, 6-4; D Galfi (Hun) bt A Rus (Neth)
Bradley 16, 22 bowl): Pakistan (2pts) beat Canada (0pts) by (2); L Musetti (It) bt G Mpetshi Perricard (Fr)
Fall of wicket 1-3. 6-0, 6-3.
seven wickets Vitality Blast: South Group 7-6 (9), 7-6 (9); B Nakashima (US) bt C
Portugal (1) 3 Ireland (0) 0 Bowling Helm 4-0-20-1; Cullen 4-0-27-0;
Canada (balls) Middlesex v Somerset Eubanks (US) 7-6 (4), 6-4; A Rinderknech (Fr)
Cornwell 1-0-1-0; Andersson 1-0-5-0; Higgins Nottingham Open
Felix 18 A Johnson b Shah 52 (44) Lord’s (Somerset won toss and elected to bt A Michelsen (US) 6-4, 7-5; M Berrettini (It) bt
1.3-0-20-0; Hollman 1-0-7-0. Women’s singles: Round of 32 M Frech (Pol)
Ronaldo 50, 60 N S Dhaliwal b Aamer 4 (7) bowl): Somerset (2pts) beat Middlesex (0pts) R Safiullin (Russ) 7-6 (8), 5-7, 7-5; D
P Singh c Zaman b Afridi 2 (6) by nine wickets P W L D N/R Pts R/R Shapovalov (Can) bt M Martineau (Fr) 7-6 (5), bt N Hibino (Japan) 6-1, 6-4; D Snigur (Ukr) bt
Azerbaijan 3 Kazakhstan 2; Belarus 0 Israel 4;
N R Kirton run out 1 (6) Middlesex (balls) Somerset 5 3 2 0 0 6 0.81 7-5; M Giron (US) bt A Murray (GB) 6-3, 6-4; J-L M Kostyuk (Ukr) 6-3, 6-3; R Marino (Can) bt V
Greece 2 Malta 0; Moldova 0 Ukraine 4; San
†S Movva c Rizwan b Rauf 2 (9) *S S Eskinazi c Davey b Overton 2 (3) Sussex 4 3 1 0 0 6 0.75 Struff (Ger) bt F Cobolli (It) 7-6 (7), 6-3. Golubic (Swit) 6-1, 6-4; T Maria (Ger) bt E
Marino 1 Cyprus 4.
R Singh c Zaman b Rauf 0 (2) M K Andersson c Overton b Meredith10 (8) Surrey 4 3 1 0 0 6 0.59 Arango (Col) 4-6, 7-6 (7), 7-6 (6); A Krueger
Kent 4 2 2 0 0 4 1.15 Rosmalen Grass Court Championships
Athletics *S B Zafar c Rizwan b Aamer 10 (21) J B Cracknell c Banton b Meredith 6 (11)
M D E Holden c Gregory b Meredith 1 (2) Glamorgan 4 2 2 0 0 4 0.14 Rosmalen, Netherlands: Men’s singles:
(US) bt W Yafan (China) 6-3, 6-3.; E Raducanu
(GB) bt E Shibahara (Japan) 6-1, 6-4; O Jabeur
K S Rehman not out 13 (14) Essex 4 2 2 0 0 4 -0.01 Round of 32 R Bautista Agut (Sp) bt M-A
European Championships D Heyliger not out 9 (11) R F Higgins c Dickson b Meredith 9 (11) (Tun) bt C Osorio (Col) 6-2, 6-3; F Jones (GB) bt
Rome: Men’s 400m hurdles final †J L B Davies c Dickson b Overton 2 (6) Hampshire 4 2 2 0 0 4 -0.47 Huesler (Swit) 7-6 (9-7) 6-2; A Vukic (Aus) bt M C Dolehide (US) 7-6 (7-3) 6-3.
Extras (b 1, lb 2, w 10) 13 L B K Hollman c Smeed b Green 12 (17) Gloucestershire 4 1 3 0 0 2 -0.69 Purcell (Aus) 6-3, 7-6 (7-5); M Raonic (Can) bt
1, K Warholm (Nor) 46.98sec; 2, A Sibilio (It) Total (7 wkts, 20 overs) 106 Middlesex 5 1 4 0 0 2 -2.09
47.40; 3, C Bengstrom (Swe) 47.94. J M De Caires c Gregory b Davey 3 (9) J Thompson (Aus) 6-3, 6-4. A Fils (Fr) bt A Caz-
J Siddiqui and J O A Gordon did not bat. T G Helm c Van der Merwe b Davey 15 (17) aux (Fr) 6-4 6-4; M McDonald (US) bt B van de
Women’s 400m hurdles final
1, F Bol (Neth) 52.49sec; 2, L Maraval (Fr)
Fall of wickets 1-20, 2-29, 3-43, 4-54, 5-54,
6-73, 7-87.
B C Cullen lbw b Green 0 (1) Cycling Zandschulp (Neth) 6-4, 4-6, 6-2; A Mannarino Fixtures
N B Cornwell not out 15 (14) (Fr) bt S Napolitano (It) 3-6, 7-6 (7-5), 6-2; G
54.23; 3, C Peeters (Neth) 54.37. Other 7, L Bowling Afridi 4-0-21-1; Shah 4-0-24-1; Amir Extras (b 1, w 2) 3 Tour de Suisse Brouwer (Neth) bt J Mensik (Cz Rep) 6-1, 3-6,
Nielsen (GB) 55.65. 4-0-13-2; Rauf 4-0-26-2; Wasim 4-0-19-0. Total (16.3 overs) 78 Third stage (Steinmaur to Rüschlikon, 6-3; T Griekspoor (Neth) bt M Kecmanovic
Women’s 10,000m final Pakistan (balls) Fall of wickets 1-12, 2-16, 3-19, 4-20, 5-23, 6-33, 162km): 1, T Nys (Bel, Lidl-Trek) 3hr 27min (Serb) 6-7 (3-7), 7-6 (9-7), 7-6 (7-3); A Popyrin Cricket
1, N Battocletti (It) 30mins 51.32sec (NR); 2, †Mohammad Rizwan not out 53 (53) 7-41, 8-50, 9-50. 31sec; 2 S Williams (GB, Israel-Premier Tech); Aus) bt R Hijikata (Aus) 6-4, 6-4; Z Bergs (Bel) ICC T20 World Cup Group A New York:
D van Es (Neth) 30:57.34; 3, M Keith (GB) Saim Ayub c Movva b Heyliger 6 (12) Bowling Overton 4-1-21-2; Meredith 4-0-12-4; 3, A Bettiol (It, EF Education-EasyPost), 4 R bt T van Rijthoven (Neth) 6-4, 6-3; S Korda
Gregory 3-0-14-0; Davey 3.3-1-13-2; Green 2-0- United States v India (3.30). Group B
31:04.77. Others DNF, E McColgan (GB); J *Babar Azam c Movva b Heyliger 33 (33) Adria (Sp, BORA-hansgrohe), 5 P Lapeira (Fr, (US) bt T Schoolkate (Aus) 6-4, 7-6 (7-4).
Warner-Judd (GB). 17-2. Antigua: Australia v Namibia (1.30am).
Fakhar Zaman c sub b Gordon 4 (6) Decathlon AG2R La Mondiale) all same time. Women’s singles: Round of 32 S Lamens
Leading overall positions: 1, A Bettiol 7hrs Group D Lauderhill: Sri Lanka v Nepal
Men’s triple jump final Usman Khan not out 2 (1) (Neth) bt B Pera (US) 4-6, 6-2, 6-4; C Naef
Somerset (balls) 39mins 20secs, 2, E Hayter at 6sec; 3 W (Swit) bt E Mandlik (US) 7-6 (7-4), 1-6, 6-4; E (12.30am).
1, J Diaz Fortun (Sp) 18.18m (CR); 2, P Pichardo Extras (w 9) 9
(Por) 18.04m (NR); 3, T Gogois (Fr) Total (3 wkts, 17.3 overs) 107 †T Banton not out 49 (42) Kelderman; 4, S Williams both at same time; 5, Bektas (US) bt A Blinkova (Russ) 6-4, 6-0; B Vitality Blast North Group: Durham v
17.38m. Shadab Khan, Imad Wasim, Shaheen Shah W C F Smeed c Cracknell b Helm 1 (3) J Almeida (Por, UAE Team Emirates) at 9sec. Andreescu (Can) bt E Vedder (Neth) 4-6, 6-3, Leicestershire (6.30).
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Racing Sport
Harrington to step down as BHA chief after mixed results
Rob Wright Racing Editor been criticised for changes to the whip bility checks for punters having already has been a period of real change as the “I am confident that if the sport
rules, while the introduction of Premier had a negative effect on the sport’s sport has implemented shared strate- continues to foster the sense of unity
Julie Harrington has announced that racing this year has proved a damp income through the levy, with many gies for a sustainable future and an and shared purpose that we have devel-
she will step down as chief executive of squib. Indeed, crowds have been falling people turning to overseas bookmakers ability to speak with one united voice. oped over the past few years, then great
the British Horseracing Authority at the biggest meetings, with the Chel- rather than face intrusive checks on “I am proud of the progress made over things can be achieved.”
(BHA) at the end of this year. She has tenham Festival and the Derby at their finances. Bets placed abroad earn the past three years, especially in The news of Harrington’s departure
been in the role since the start of 2021. Epsom among those reporting a drop in no money for the levy, which helps to improving the governance structure, comes only six days after Nevin Trues-
She guided the sport through the numbers through the gates. fund racing, or for the government. and I hope that racing’s stakeholders dale said that he was stepping down as
Covid-19 pandemic and has overseen Harrington also had limited success “It felt like the right time to move on,” continue to work together to attract new chief executive of the Jockey Club.
changes to the governance of racing but in lobbying the government over its Harrington said. “It has been a huge audiences, further improve the custom- Truesdale will be one of the front-
during her time in charge the BHA has recent gambling review, with afforda- privilege to lead the BHA during what er experience and grow the sport. runners to take over at the BHA.
Kempton Park
Rob Wright
5.05 Handicap (£4,187: 1m) (11) 6.50 Maiden Stakes (£4,050: 1m 3f) (9)
3.43 Handicap Hurdle (£3,248: 3m 2f) 2.30 Fillies’ Stakes (£4,320: 7f) (14)
(10)
8.15 Handicap (£3,140: 1m 3f) (10) 7.20 Handicap (3-Y-O: £5,286: 6f) (6)
Hamilton Park
Rob Wright
2.43 Handicap Hurdle
(£4,066: 3m 2f) (6)
Yarmouth
6.20 Handicap (£3,477: 6f) (14) Rob Wright
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I
n a nondescript chambers in the EC4 area
of London, an arbitration is taking place
that will change football for ever. Or maybe
Racism accusations
not. That will usher in a duopoly lasting
decades. But probably won’t. That will
destroy the very fabric of the game we know
are just plane wrong
and love. Although that’s really quite unlikely. Tony Burnett, the chief executive of anti-
We’ve heard from everybody in the past week, discrimination charity Kick It Out, thinks he
since The Times broke the story of Manchester knows how the media works. He doesn’t. If
City’s challenge to the Premier League. Henny he believes Bukayo Saka ended up on the
Penny, Cocky Locky, Goosey Loosey, Turkey back pages of a number of national newspapers
Lurkey, Ducky Lucky, Chicken Licken. They’re on Saturday because he’s black, Burnett
all on the move because the sky’s coming in, if knows nothing.
you know your European folklore, or maybe just George Formby understood. “If you want to
your Happy Mondays. get your photo in the press,” he sang, “you must
But it’s not. The sky isn’t falling, no matter be different, some kind of way.” And Saka was.
what the arbitrators decide. Teams can field His image encapsulated England’s defeat at
only 11 players. Good players do not want to be home to Iceland for one simple reason: he was
in the reserves. Managers leave. Bad decisions throwing a paper aeroplane. That childish object
get made. Nothing is for ever, not even in the has come to symbolise a dreary, mediocre
Bundesliga, as Harry Kane rather frustratingly England performance at Wembley. Paper
discovered. aeroplanes rain down when England are losing
There are two main possible outcomes to or the crowd is bored. They have become the
City’s challenge to the league over Associated equivalent of Nou Camp’s white handkerchiefs.
Party Transactions (APT). City lose and the For Saka, in his England shirt, to be pictured
competition carries on as it is. The same throwing one rendered many thousands of
financial regulations, the status quo. If they win, disparaging words redundant. The shot
and APT is overturned, City will have more combined the defeat and the public reaction to
money to spend through larger sponsorships it. On this newspaper, it was felt the injury to
and investments from Abu Dhabi but, as John Stones so close to a tournament was more
Manchester United discovered, that doesn’t significant than an abject performance in a
always spell success either. United have been friendly, so his picture appeared instead. Fair
colossal spenders but haven’t won the league enough. Yet for those focusing on the defeat,
since 2013 when Sir Alex Ferguson left, because Saka’s uncommon act was perfect.
he was a football genius and the rest of them It is irrelevant too that Saka contributed to
weren’t. With David Gill grafting in the CIty will surely struggle to replicate their success — six titles in seven years — when Guardiola leaves only 25 minutes of the 90. His performance was
corridors of power, United looked to have as insignificant to the story as the colour of his
Martin Samuel
helped to shape football’s financial rules so they skin. A white player, on for five minutes, but
were invulnerable to Ferguson’s eventual throwing a paper aeroplane would have become
departure. Wrong. And Pep Guardiola is City’s the motif just the same. Without the plane, Saka
Ferguson. City had the money before he arrived gets nowhere near any back page.
but couldn’t retain a title, let alone win four When photographers crowd around the
straight, plus the Champions League. He England manager at a press conference, do you
changed it all for them. And he says he will
leave in 2025. What next? There’s no manager
out there like Guardiola.
There are plenty of imitators. Plenty of good
coaches who could be elevated by City’s
resources, as Roberto Mancini and Manuel
Sky won’t fall in know what they are looking for? Clue: not a
picture of a man sitting on a chair behind a desk.
They want the moment he puts his head in his
hands, or pulls a face, does something expressive.
The leader of the Liberal Democrats as good as
announced his manifesto on a rollercoaster just
Pellegrini were. But the doomy predictions
aren’t just centred on City as an elite club,
elbows out, one of many. The forecast is that
they will win in perpetuity, or share the spoils
with Newcastle United, and it will be impossible
even if City win to get his gurning mug in the paper.
So, newspapers didn’t require lectures on
responsibility from Burnett. But they will
reserve the right to put whatever looks of
interest on the pages. Particularly as we
Costly Euros
miss and a
goal past ‘Rip
Van Winkle’
ITV’s Ally McCoist talks one golden moment to the next. That
piece appeared in 1993. It could have
Michael Grant through been written yesterday. In general,
people have never tired of McCoist.
his Scotland memories, At 61 the charm, wit, and natural,
streetwise intelligence which has
and why he shone for decades has propelled him
beyond the Rangers and Scotland
thinks England days into a second outstanding career
can win in broadcasting. Still an evolving one
too, given his burgeoning popularity
Euro 2024 as a co-commentator. The eternally
playful joker showed how seriously he
should be taken when he won
T
here are conventions to be the pundit of the year category at
upheld when it comes to an the British Sports Journalism
Ally McCoist interview and Awards in 2023, getting commended
chief among them is the for being “funny, informed and a joy
Herculean struggle it takes to listen to, he enriches without
to sit him down in the first place, to excess or irrelevance”.
actually get to the point where he is To him it was a big deal to be so
across the table, the coffees have been highly rated by his peers. “It was. tournament overseas, banged it in. And here’s
poured and he’s settling down to Absolutely. I was delighted to finish and opening it, was 26 another thing, the
unwind for a blether. Santiago had an third this year too. You’re not just up years ago, when they goalkeeper had a beard.
easier job landing that marlin in The against Roy Keane, Phil Neville, faced Brazil in the He looked like Rip Van
Old Man and the Sea. Jamie Carragher and Graeme curtain-raiser for Winkle.”
It begins with an email to his Souness. It’s Mike Atherton, France ’98. Is he making that up?
personal secretary, who politely Nasser Hussein, you know. Andrew McCoist was on the “I’m not winding you up!
replies that McCoist says yes and will Coltart. It’s the big league. I was mic then too and he Look it up. There you are,
be in touch the following week. He absolutely thrilled. could be seen as well you’re getting information
duly calls and a couple of dates are “I love it what I’m doing. Maybe as heard. He had a here you never thought
suggested. Closer to them, you send that’s the one thing that comes across chat show with the you’d get.”
him a text. Nothing. So you send an on the comms, sitting on the halfway Scottish comedian He liked Clarke as a
email. Nothing. Eventually, with hope line at the biggest games on the Fred MacAulay and a team-mate and has huge
fading, he does call again to confirm a planet. But you have to do your decision was taken admiration for what he has
time and place. On the day, he phones preparation and your homework and that on the eve of the done as Scotland manager.
to say he is running late. Then he all that stuff. I was always game it would be a “Back then he was quiet. I
phones again: that lateness he comfortable that I had the knowledge hoot to broadcast it didn’t play with him often
mentioned? He’s really sorry but he’ll to do it and that I could put it over in from the centre of or know him particularly
be even later than that. When a manner that the football fan Paris. “We’re filming well. Great career though. I
he arrives he hands me his could relate to and listen to.” the show from the first get on great with him.
phone to show he had The first things people floor of the Eiffel Stevie is perfect for the job,
tried unsuccessfully to Germany associate him with on air Tower and there were he really is. Doesn’t get
send a text saying he — other than infectious Scotland fans climbing up, trying to Scotland’s game against Switzerland carried away when we do well, doesn’t
would be later still. v Scotland enthusiasm — are the get around a bit of barbed wire to get next Wednesday will bring back fond get too down when we don’t do well.
You could read a Allianz Arena, Munich jokey one-liners and into the show. We’re looking at the memories for McCoist, who scored For a Scottish manager that’s perfect.
book between the the potential to dissolve first floor of the Eiffel Tower and all against the Swiss at Euro ’96, main. He Don’t get me wrong, I enjoyed Ally
agreed meeting time Friday, 8pm into laughter. But he has we can see are these hairy arses will work with Laura Woods, above, as MacLeod, but to say Stevie is a
for a McCoist interview TV: ITV1 said it before: he’s not trying to get in. Crazy. That was one part of ITV’s coverage in Germany contrast to him might be putting
and his actual arrival for Radio: talkSPORT there to be Billy Connolly. of the… I won’t say great nights, but it lightly.”
it. Maybe even write one. “You are there to pass on let’s say unforgettable. The Auld flight the following morning to Of the 405 goals he scored in a
When he finally barrels in, information because you are Alliance stuff was the same night.” Schiphol and I’ve got to get into fabulous career — including 355 for
immediately joking that being 75 knowledgeable and you have That was why the night was far Glasgow by about quarter to nine and Rangers and 19 for Scotland — one of
minutes late is a personal best, we experience. You’re not there because from great. The Auld Alliance is a then get to the church.” the most memorable came in the
both know it isn’t. I know McCoist you have a sense of humour. You have Scottish pub in Paris which was I couldn’t look more doubtful summer of 1996. Scotland play
well enough to have taken a laptop to remember that. That said, if you packed with fans. McCoist was there about this if he had suggested he Switzerland in Cologne next
along, so work could be done during can pass it on in a manner which with the TV star Ulrika Jonsson when was intending to split the atom. Wednesday and when the countries
the wait. It need hardly be said that endears you to people that is a big she was assaulted by her boyfriend at “Oh I know, I know. I don’t fancy it previously met at the European
the wait is always worth it. plus. You’ll never endear yourself to the time, Stan Collymore, during an either. I didn’t say I fancy it, not for Championship it was Euro ’96 and
That personal secretary is nothing everyone. Especially here.” argument. Fans turned on Collymore one minute!” McCoist scored the only goal at Villa
of the sort, of course. Her name is Here is Glasgow. His life is a tennis and he subsequently issued a public A little-known quality McCoist has Park. An un-McCoist-like goal too,
Vivien McCoist, portrayed by the man rally of shuttles between two airports, apology for the incident, which ended is a remarkably detailed memory of from outside the box.
himself as having the patience of a Glasgow and London City, so many their relationship. “That was an the games he played in. And not just “I had another two chances before I
saint for not only putting up with him trips he claims the security staff give episode which should never be the games when he scored or which scored,” he says. “One of them I
but navigating the organisational him high-fives and ask what he’s been forgotten,” McCoist says. “An had some particular significance for probably should have scored and I
minefield of running his personal up to in the, erm, 48 hours since they absolutely shocking episode.” him. Remind him that he played in stand by the other one, I think it was
diary. “She used to have a full head of last talked. The usual duties as a This time he will be in Germany for Steve Clarke’s debut for Scotland, for a brilliant save. You won’t remember,
hair,” he says of his wife. “Now I don’t presenter on talkSPORT’s breakfast the duration. “I think I will get back, example, and he’s immediately but I do, as if it was yesterday. The
recognise her. The only bald lady in show are accompanied this month by right enough, for wee bits and pieces. finishing sentences and filling in the strike gets shown because it was a
Bridge of Weir.” him bringing his Rolls-Royce co- I’ve got to get back for the wee man’s blanks. It was September 9, 1987, good goal. It wasn’t a typical goal for
A newspaper profile talked about commentary act to Euro 2024 for [Harris, his youngest son’s] Scotland 2, Hungary 0 in a friendly at me. Gary McAllister gave me a short
how people are attracted to McCoist. ITV. He will be in Munich on Friday prizegiving. This is his last year, so Hampden. “I scored them both. The pass, perfect weight, I didn’t have to
It described his life as laughter, night for Germany against Scotland, he’s leaving school. I’ve got to get to goalie should have saved the first one. break stride, it just flew in. I
hysterical gushing convulsions of it the tournament’s opening game. The Cologne right after the [Scotland v Durranty [Ian Durrant, his great remember a chance before it, when
which seemingly carried him from last time Scotland were at a major Switzerland] game and then get a Rangers pal] played me through and I the ’keeper made a great save and
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Southgate knows he’s at the anyway. Saving your best lines for the Bellingham’s success on the field has brought him a deal
foreign media is not a tactic that
Jonathan
Northcroft Euro 2024 to endears national managers to everyone
in their own country’s press pack. As for
with Kim Kardashian’s SKIMS clothing company, right. He
enjoyed training with Saka yesterday, below, with Luke
Shaw, far right, and Kobbie Mainoo, bottom right, involved
Jena give City £4m speculation, it will just come in a
different form. What next for South-
gate? Who next for England? Those
Martyn Ziegler questions will build.
Watching him at Ernst-Abbe-Sport-
England’s first day and Gareth’s last Manchester City are in line to feld he did not look a man ready to
dance. When Harry Kane led the earn close to £4 million from relinquish the world he has created
players on to a pristine green pitch at Uefa for releasing 14 players for during his eight years in charge, where
the Ernst-Abbe-Sportfeld in Jena, it felt Euro 2024. culture work and deep thinking about
quietly seminal. This was England City are the Premier League unity and levity (of the shirt) have been
beginning their tournament camp in club with the highest number of central.
Germany but also the likely start of an players going to the tournament, In Jena, this was England, the model
endgame. and although Uefa has yet to tourists, under blue skies and sunshine
Gareth Southgate’s revelation that confirm the figures, it is estimated performing a fun and boisterous work-
he will almost certainly leave his job clubs will receive €10,500 (about out tailored to an audience dominated
should he fail to win Euro 2024 framed £8,850) for each day that one of by local children crazy about Kane and
England’s public training session in a their players is on international Jude Bellingham. The players looked
regional league stadium near their base duty. Arsenal have the next- relaxed yet sharp. You watched South-
in rural eastern Germany. And it could highest number of players with 11, gate standing, smiling, a ball tucked
frame everything England do at the followed by Liverpool on ten and under his arm, bantering with Kane and
finals. Their manager has spelt it out: if Manchester United with eight. Kieran Trippier as he refereed games of
I don’t deliver this time, I’ll quit. Uefa announced two years ago football tennis. He is so good at this
He spoke candidly about his position that the amount of money paid for stuff. And yet the thought occurred
to the German outlet Bild, admitting: the release of players for Euro that, next tournament, it will probably
“If we don’t win, I probably won’t be 2024 would rise from €130 million be someone else’s kingdom.
here any more. Then it might be the last to €140 million. The payments to Ernst-Abbe-Sportfeld belongs to
chance.” The story dominated the clubs will be split into three tiers Carl Zeiss Jena, now a mid-table team
agenda throughout England’s first 24 depending on the size of their in Germany’s Regionalliga Nordost
hours on local soil and initially seemed league — on the basis that those (fourth tier) but European Cup
an odd move from Southgate, who in the bigger leagues will have Winners’ Cup runners-up in 1981.
has always prioritised minimising higher wage bills. The quirks of the locality England
distractions around his camps. Clubs will be paid for ten days have chosen don’t end there. Both Jena
However, it emerged that there had before the tournament plus a and Blankenhain, the village 25 miles
been context and an element of acci- minimum of ten days for the away where the team are based, are in
dent to his interview. He spoke to Bild, group stage and then for as long as the state of Thuringia, once ruled by a
not intending it to become the scene- their players remain in the Euro line of kings who seemed to specialise
setter for England’s arrival in Germany, 2024 knockout stage. Under a in colourful titles. There was Hermann
but rather at an international media similar scheme for Fifa’s 2022 The Hard, Louis The Bearded, Henry
day in April and the publication kept World Cup, City received The Illustrious and a certain Albert The
back the quotes to release them at a £3.5 million. That means City will Degenerate — one of whose several
time of impact. It was also being be due a minimum of £2.5 million wives was the granddaughter of King
claimed that a little mistranslation was for their 14 players but, given the John of England.
at play. experience of previous European Blankenhain, with a population of
However, those privy to Southgate’s Championships and World Cups, about 6,600, does have echoes of
thinking believe that while the timing they should receive close to Baden-Baden, with its serene, spacious
may be unfortunate, his reported £4 million. Arsenal should receive avenues and affluent feel. It’s the kind
comments are an accurate reflection of a minimum of £1.95 million. of place where flowers spew from
his position. From a long way out he has Clubs are also in line for window boxes and little windmills and
seen this summer as his “now or never” payments for their players being fountains sit cutely in the gardens.
moment with the Three Lions. involved in the Nations League. Outside the castle that will be England’s
He told Bild: “I’ve been here for Uefa increased the total for that media centre is a giant floral display of
almost eight years and we’ve come tournament to €100 million, a rise a St George cross and a German flag.
close. So I know you can’t keep standing of €30 million, so City can expect Kane, ever the pro, was first player to
in front of the public and saying, ‘Please a further estimated £2 million. visit it — at 10am — to look round and
do a little more,’ because at some point Chelsea were the biggest do a photoshoot. Later, the entire En-
people will lose faith in your message.” English beneficiaries from Uefa’s gland squad was there for green-screen
He will often talk in private about benefits programme for 2018 to filming of TikTok-style poses and goal
“the fate of an England manager” and 2020, earning nearly £5 million. celebrations, for television to use. They
takes the following wry view: it is a have been enjoying this, the fun
job that picks and chooses when the part of the tournament cycle,
incumbent leaves, not the other way Holland, his assistant. before all the games and the
round.
Whether the public are keeping faith
is also something he is highly attuned
to. He can never forget the contrast of
With the Bild comments
he is taking a position
of more nuance.
Southgate is not
Serbia
England
v
Arena AufSchalke,
seriousness and, before
leaving St George’s Park
on Monday, a presenta-
tion of their tournament
Local love for Kane,
striding around Wembley to the giddy saying he will go in all Gelsenkirchen shirts made an impress- players doing stretching exercises
strains of “Southgate, you’re the one” at circumstances, only if ion on everyone. Paul Joyce under the supervision of FA staff
Euro 2020 — which was played in 2021 England fail to deliver, Sunday, 8pm Every player was given a member Suzanne Scott.
— to being humiliated at Molineux a and he will hope this BBC1, talkSPORT box, which they opened to The 30-year-old striker had been
year later as he left the pitch to the furi- serves a dual purpose: it find their shirt, and notes the first player out at training, which
ous taunts of “You don’t know may help to reduce noise if about its number and the history Jena was open to about 500 locals, and
what you’re doing” after los- he removes speculation about and legacy of the position they play. soon heard his name chanted by the
ing 4-0 to Hungary. He has his position; and, by laying things on In Kane’s were cards of all the previous youngsters in the crowd, who had
never wanted to be that un- the line like this, it creates moti- No 9s to play for England in the Euro- followed his goalscoring exploits
O
popular manager whose pres- vation. pean Championship, from Peter nly ten minutes into with Bayern Munich this season.
ence is a weight on his players. He is taking personal ownership Beardsley to Alan Shearer with, on the England’s first training Over and over again it sounded,
For that reason he consid- of the idea that, for England, it is time back, the story of their development session on German soil eliciting a wave of acknowledgement
ered announcing before the to achieve, and he wants players to journeys, plus there was a Kane card, yesterday, Harry Kane from Kane in return.
2022 World Cup that he share it too. His message was including his own story. found himself sprawled England will normally train at their
would quit after those also about them. “If we Yes, Southgate does do this stuff well out on all fours with his head bowed. own base, but Uefa insisted on one
finals only to regath- want to be a big and players will miss him if it’s the last Fortunately for Gareth Southgate, public arrangement. However,
er his resolve and team and I want dance. “From a selfish point I would there was a yoga mat beneath his everyone looked at ease.
change his mind to be a top want him to stay. I love working with captain, who was simply taking part After the stretching had been done,
following discus- coach, then him and his staff,” Anthony Gordon in an elaborate warm-up session with the players moved on to another drill,
sions with his you have to said the rest of the 26-man squad. which involved stepping over a row of
family and Steve deliver in From my youth journey with En- A mini-circuit had been set up at five hurdles, before the routine was
the big mo- gland the way they have transitioned the newly revamped 15,000-capacity completed by a third discipline.
Southgate ments,” he the whole set-up from youth to senior arena of Carl Zeiss Jena, the German A few yards away, four weighted
could be in said. level has been absolutely amazing. I fourth-tier side, which is about half an contraptions had been spaced out on
the final days The danger is don’t think [Southgate] gets the credit hour from England’s luxurious HQ in the touchline. Resistance harnesses
of his reign there will be noise he deserves.” Weimarer. Kane was one of nine were attached and Southgate’s squad
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Sport
Raducanu ‘beat
umpire as well’
John Westerby
Emma Raducanu made a winning
return to action at the Rothesay
Nottingham Open but criticised the
umpire, saying it felt as if she was
playing against two opponents.
Having missed the French Open,
Raducanu, the world No 209, won
her first competitive match for seven
weeks 6-1, 6-4 against Ena
Shibahara, a doubles specialist from
Japan ranked 65 places lower, in only
an hour and ten minutes.
But Raducanu was frustrated with
a number of line calls and a decision
from Ana Carvalho, the Brazilian
umpire, to overturn a call of “out”
from a backhand volley played by
Shibahara in the third game of the
first-round match. “I felt like I was
playing two vs one, it was insane,”
Raducanu, 21, said. “A lot of the time
they [umpiring decisions] go both
ways. Today I felt like they were all
Matt Lawton, Paul Hirst structive conversations were held and over their rivals Manchester City at City on May 25, had been hoping for a England’s opening Euro 2024 fixture
the club have now entered negotiations Wembley, it had seemed more than swift resolution but was left to wait for against Serbia is the only match at the
Erik ten Hag is staying at Manchester to extend Ten Hag’s contract, having likely that Ratcliffe would call for a more than two weeks while discussions tournament where just low-alcohol
United after the club’s new co-owners concluded that he deserves a chance to change in the manager’s office. The FA were held over the future of the beer will be on offer, amid fears over
Ineos abandoned their search for a show he can work within the club’s new Cup triumph was Ten Hag’s second manager, who has one year left on his fan trouble.
new manager. footballing structure. piece of silverware since joining in present deal. Organisers regard Sunday’s group C
The Dutchman’s future has been It concludes a difficult spell for the 2022, but that was offset against The review was undertaken by Rat- encounter as a “high-risk” fixture that
clouded in uncertainty despite leading 54-year-old, given the relatively public United’s worst-ever Premier League cliffe and the co-chairman, Joel Glazer, requires extra safety measures, with the
his side to FA Cup glory last month, nature of United’s flirtations with other finish of eighth. who led the decision-making process. German police concerned by the
with Sir Jim Ratcliffe, the minority managers. There were discussions Their poor league performance, They were assisted by the Ineos direct- potential threat posed by hundreds of
shareholder, assessing the qualities of a directly with — or with the representa- combined with the desire of Ineos to or of sport, Sir Dave Brailsford, and Serbian football hooligans they believe
number of possible alternatives. tives of — a number of candidates, in- put its own stamp on the club, led to a United’s recently appointed technical will attend the match in Gelsenkirchen.
It is understood that United conduct- cluding Thomas Tuchel and Mauricio review of the manager’s position which director, Jason Wilcox. Uefa confirmed that the match was
ed a performance review of the 2023-24 Pochettino. Ratcliffe met Tuchel in had been taking place since the cup It took longer than expected to carry the one game at the Euros where beer
season and broader first-team opera- Monaco as recently as last week. final. Ten Hag, who flew off on holiday out, but United believed it was more with an alcohol level of only 2.8 per cent
tions over the past fortnight. Con- Until Ten Hag led United to victory the day after United’s 2-1 win over
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Why
you’re
never too
old for a
bikini
ke Helen)
Now it’s OK to flaunt it at any age (li
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A
woman made t was the veteran film-maker Challengers, he put all the film’s sexual
I
headlines this week Peter Greenaway who put it best energy into a climactic tennis match.
when she bought ‘Perfect’ is when he said, “There are only The alternative, clearly, is neither
some clothes online two subjects that matter. One is financially viable nor worth the hassle.
then saw that the making sex, and the other is death.” The This is a shame. Because without
seller wanted a tip. director of sizzling arthouse sex, as Greenaway knows, there is only
The gratuity, it said, me tense raunch, including The Cook, the death. And though Hollywood can’t
would “support the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover, then get enough of death (see last year’s
designer’s talent”. It suggested 15 per Forgive my tetchiness, added, “Most cinema talks all the time Oppenheimer, Avatar: The Way of
cent would be nice, for something she but I have had it with about sex and death. And my cinema Water and John Wick: Chapter 4),
hadn’t received yet. “Get out of here!” the word “perfect”. deals with sex and death. So what’s the they’re denying an essential part of
was her correct response. You could Dear oh Lord, it’s problem?” Well, Pete, where to start? the human story. “I miss sex in
poke a fire with a brass neck like that. spreading like scabies. Sex, alas, is out. A deep dive by The movies,” said Avatar’s Zoe Saldana,
I fully support outrage at the cheek I know it’s been Economist found that almost half of when ruminating on the subject.
of online hustling, which is the creeping up for a last year’s 250 highest-grossing movies “Because sex is natural. Guns are not.”
internet equivalent of those tabarded while but now it’s a at the US box office featured no sexual And I miss sex too. In movies,
chuggers who run alongside you contagion of verbal content. It also revealed that the level obviously. Some of the greatest scenes
pretending to like your coat. Even Polyfilla. Could I see of sexual content in films had fallen by in film history have featured the beast
though my first huffy thought was: felt peevish as I went back to make the the wine list please? almost 40 per cent since 2000. with two backs. Think of the Oscar
“Hello? I bitched about this in Times2 amount smaller, which is quite tricky “Perfect.” May I buy Thrillers and mainstream action winner Halle Berry in Monster’s Ball,
more than a year ago, and did I make to do. But I’d rather give the money to two tickets please? films, meanwhile, had become the revealing the depths of her character’s
the news? No. Rude.” To refresh my friend’s charity than some faceless “Perfect.” I’ll have the least sexy compared with previous grief through sex with Billy Bob
memories, I ordered a £32 hair-curling platform. I suppose it hopes people risotto please. decades — remember the time when Thornton’s prison guard, during which
wand online and they had the won’t notice. “Perfect.” It’s moronic, you couldn’t have a Lethal Weapon she unleashes the moving cri de coeur,
effrontery to tick a £3.22 tip. Then Look, please don’t think me a a linguistic arms race movie without a Mel Gibson sex scene “Can you make me feel good?” Or
they pushed it further, saying it would tightwad who tells the kids the ice- to ever more validation. in the middle (with Patsy Kensit in 2, Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger,
make their “Happy Day!” if I could cream van only plays a tune when it’s But it’s meaningless. It’s and Rene Russo in 3)? breaking boundaries in a fighty, kissy,
stretch to £10. Other online sellers run out of ice cream, or is the sort of taking us to a world Action movies are now fully sexless sexy clinch in Brokeback Mountain.
have ticked a small tip on an eyeliner person about whom you’d say, “She’s where your husband and mostly feature lonely incel Without these scenes we are all poorer
but then asked for 20 per cent as a so tight that when she found a pair of says, “Darling, I’m himbos, such as Chris Hemsworth in as a culture. Without sex scenes we
great way to show my “support for the crutches she went home and broke afraid I’ve got the the Extraction films and Keanu Reeves are ... what? Greenaway knows.
team”. Aren’t I “supporting the team” her husband’s leg.” I’ve never deducted raging clap but I’ve in John Wick, playing grimly taciturn
by buying from them? the service charge from a bill even been given antibiotics”, protagonists in fully committed Betty Blue Robert Crampton
But this isn’t the half of it, my when the food has been like pig slop; I and you must reply: relationships with their enormous and I was tempted to choose Confessions
friends. Times are hard and it seems have never not tipped a taxi driver. “Perfect.” metaphorical rifles. of a Window Cleaner, classic British
that everyone is trying to wring a little When I pull a tenner from my purse On the phone this The villain, of course, is a perfect Seventies smut. But no, I’m going all
more from you when you’re not Jane Austen does not, to my week the person at the storm of economic and societal factors foreign and sophisticated, with Betty
looking or a bit drunk, like a handsy knowledge, blink. bank said it within that includes the impact of the Blue, which most assuredly opens with
old perv pointing at the sky and But I did feel miffed recently when about four seconds, commanding yet sex-averse Chinese a bang. You do not, repeat not, want
saying, “Good Lord, what’s that?” then my buildings and contents insurance simply because I’d box office, the #MeToo movement to arrive late. Béatrice Dalle, in and
copping a feel. was about to expire and the company given my postcode. It’s and the ubiquity of internet porn (why out of a succession of summer frocks
Such as restaurants that charge you sent me a new quote which, for no an Americanism, go out for burgers, so the argument (and paint-splattered dungarees), is
for the privilege of paying your bill. obvious reason, had nearly doubled to obviously, and as a tic goes, when you’ve got steak on your sensational. I watched it, aged 22, in
Oh yes. A restaurant in Shoreditch just under £2,000. “Screw that for a may be the bastard laptop?). Mega-budget superhero what passed for Hull’s arthouse
recently got flak after diners noticed game of soldiers,” I thought, and child of that other movies have, since the mid-Noughties, cinema, in the summer of 1986. I
that on their bill was not only a resolved to tell them where to shove it. atrocity, “Not a taught Hollywood bean-counters that haven’t seen it since and had only a
13.5 per cent service charge but also a Then I noticed that they’d already problem”. As in: Could there are billions to be made from the hazy recall of the intoxicating
“checkout fee” of £2.99, added for taken the money from my credit card I have the bill please? sex-free adventures of wholesome ambience of lust, youth and sunshine,
using the app Sunday to pay. It’s nearly via auto-renewal — a full week early. “Not a problem.” Why spandex-clad gym bunnies. plus a rather more vivid
as galling as concert ticket sellers that When I called to say I didn’t want ever would it have In that time #MeToo memory of the first ten
charge a booking fee for tickets that their rip-off quote, they said my card been? I’m trying to has exposed the minutes. I had
you print yourself. Obviously it’s worse would be reimbursed but it could take pay. Now I feel I endemic exploitation forgotten how dark
in America, where a man paid for two “up to five days”. Funny that. should be grateful I of women, both on things end up.
bottles of water at a self-service till I think this also falls under “hoping haven’t been an and off movie The central
and was asked whether he wanted to you won’t notice”. So my tip is … inconvenience. And sets. Hollywood relationship is
tip staff “15, 18 or 20 per cent”. For notice. Other tips include: never don’t get me started misogyny has exploitative by
scanning his own bottles. squat while wearing spurs, never on that other horror: been deemed modern
When I donated to a friend’s lovely make snow angels in a dog park, and “I was today years so rampant standards, but
charitable cause on Just Giving never ever do anything in your old when I learnt ...” that the mere French film-
recently it added a £16 voluntary “tip” “private life” that you wouldn’t want to Oh good, I’ve run out depiction of a makers have
for itself. Quite entitled that, isn’t it? I explain to a paramedic. of space. woman in a never cared
sexualised about that —
context on screen and, in 1986,
which, among other over those bumps with Ditto, you madam. has become hugely neither did I.
things, protests about the old chap bobbing “Nice to give the twins problematic. Witness Prime Video, Apple
Pale riders pollution from cars. merrily, literally no one an airing and you even the acclaimed, TV+ and BFI Player
Fair enough, but why was thinking: “That certainly made the cars Emma Stone-produced
miss the do it stark naked? Talk reminds me — should I slow down, but what of Poor Things, a film that was The Last Seduction
Janice Turner
about eclipsing the ditch the Nissan and your saddle sores?” Ye castigated and possibly even bounced
point main message. get an electric gods, imagine the state out of best picture Oscar contention The darkest, filthiest of nouveau noirs
Judging by the photos Renault?” They were of the plastic saddles. because it featured, yup, sex scenes. features a glamorous sociopath con
I see that thousands of of passers-by staring thinking: “But there Actually, don’t. I just It’s no wonder that when the artist, Bridget (Linda Fiorentina), who
cyclists took to London open-mouthed from the isn’t even a towel on hope the event formerly “sexy” director Luca finds herself hiding out in Hicksville.
and Brighton for the roadside I guarantee, that man’s seat!” The was sponsored by Guadagnino (Call Me by Your Name) Her attention turns to the handsome
World Naked Bike Ride sir, that as you cycled unspeakable horror. Sudocrem. And Dettol. made the love triangle melodrama naif Mike (Peter Berg), who has no
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arts
fashion
Who says you have to be under top and bottom halves, and I am also dimension last seen in a 1980s hair
‘Bikinis are just long in the body. So first there’s the removal advert. Props to her. ‘I cried when
hopeful phase, then there’s the My favourite brand by some margin
easier. Easier to hopeless phase, with nothing in is Marysia, which is incredibly my coral-print
between bar the feeling next to my expensive, yet works out in terms of
buy, and to wear’ skin of overstretched and/or saggy price per wear, in that I have now had one died’
polyamide. The fact that both these mine for about 15 years. I love the
Anna Murphy infelicities can coexist is emblematic of scalloped edges. I love the posh Hilary Rose
a search in which I am forever the textured stretch crepe. I love the
ello, my name doomed Lancelot rather than the fact that some of the pieces are ook, I’m ridiculous. Nobody
H L
is Anna and I’m conquering Galahad. reversible, so you get two different in this country needs nine
a bikini-holic. Sure, the advent of the world wide colours for your (admittedly bikinis, least of all someone
What’s more, I am web has proved something of a considerable) buck. I love the fit of who spends a vanishingly
far from the only game-changer during my lifetime, both the Santa Monica big small amount of time on a
fiftysomething I but up there for me when it comes to pants and the sporty Palm beach. But when I do go on holiday,
know who is. My technological advances has to be the Springs top, and that they I want choices. I don’t want to wear
friends and family of genesis of a bikini that is expertly are now available in the same bikini every day, any more
similar vintage are bikini wearers engineered but doesn’t look as if it is. recycled fabrics (£198 than I want to wear the same outfit
pretty much to a woman. And we have Well into my twenties, itsy-bitsy was and £237 respectively, every night, or indeed the same
got decades in us yet — Helen Mirren pretty much the only way to go if you net-a-porter.com). underwear. I reckon four or five
is still slaying in one at 78. were bikini shopping in this country. I keep an eye out bikinis is about right for a week’s
One of the biggest fashion fallacies You had to go to Italy or Spain for online for when holiday, and the same amount of
out there is that bikinis are for the more forgiving options. Every time anything is reduced. beach cover-ups, because having to
young; that they are a phenomenon my summer holiday comes around But we now have wear a coral cover-up over a green
you age out of. And I am not saying I give thanks for the degree to which options, praise be, bikini would annoy me.
this as some kind of age-agnostic this has changed. such as the White My bikinis are all the same style
statement of bravado, nor because What makes me especially happy Company’s dark — not because I’m boring (although
I am not subject to all the usual is that big pants are now easy to find grey (£35 each I am) but because I’m woefully top
droops and disappointments that and styled so as to channel Marilyn for the top heavy. I simply haven’t found any
come as the decades pass. Monroe as opposed to 1950s PE and bottoms, other styles that suit, so I wish you
Bikinis are just easier. Easier to buy. knickers. I don’t want anything below thewhitecompany joy from your triangle, strapless and
Easier to wear. Or the right bikini is at my belly button showing thanks to an .com) or John Lewis’s bandeau styles. I look at the
least (more on this in a minute). Every abdominal scar, but that’s just me. green and white minimalist Eres swimwear that
few years I set out to buy a one-piece, Plenty of women my age rock what spots (£30 and £18, fashionable people pop up in every
because I really do rather like that might be called medium pants, and johnlewis.com). summer to say they swear by, and
whole Busby Berkeley vibe. The one friend — a mother of three, Now all we need is I can’t tell you how much I wish I
problem is I am different sizes on my incidentally — still wears pants of a a summer. could join them.
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I
Left: top, £35, cover-up
there, just with a layer of fabric over and trousers, £79 each, I wear one once or twice a week, controversially in midlife — are side- what they love about their ATD
the top. mintvelvet.com all year round. Give or take July tied and a little bit low. In fairness, this pieces, they all shout out the quality
My bikinis are all by Heidi Klein or and August, my very basic M&S bikini does not look great after a good and expensive feel of the eco-friendly
Elizabeth Hurley Beach and, unlike cossie is accessorised with black lunch. Call me a victim of internalised fabric. Most are made from ECONYL,
the rest of my wardrobe, which is neoprene booties and matching gloves. misogyny, but I usually step up the aka regenerated nylon.
mostly navy blue, they’re colourful: In the cold months a bobble hat is Pilates before a beach holiday, so But here’s the big point. The Palma
coral, green, turquoise, pale blue. added. As you may gather, swimming I may only feel super-comfortable seems to look good on everyone. The
Some are printed, but not enough, in UK waters is no place for serving exposing so much belly for the first fit of this bikini is so flattering on
since I’ve decided printed is more looks as far as I am concerned — couple of days. I love a breakfast buffet many women I know — all of whom
flattering on my regrettable boobs unless hot menopausal girlie is a thing. and can’t compromise on this. are a different shape and size — I have
than block colour. I cried when my And I don’t mean the hot kind of hot. The other two bikinis are, in truth, started to compare it to the magic
cream and brown coral-print bikini A Mediterranean beach is a different four separate tops and bottoms jeans shared between pals in Ann
died, but rejoice that I still have the matter. I am packing for Greece soon because being too matchy makes me Brashares’s tweenage novel.
matching cover-up. and there is no way a swimsuit will feel a bit icky after a while. H&M has How? It helps that it runs from a
The bikinis live and travel in their make the cut. Everyone looks good in great cup-sized bikini tops so there size XS (UK 6; A-B cup) to 3XL (UK
own little zip-up plastic pouches. a bikini, whatever their age or girth. are a couple of those in the case — 18; F-FF cup). But there is something
This means I can have a swim minutes I feel the same way about red lipstick; leopard or striped. There’s a Ganni clever in that U-shape. It strikes a
before I have to leave the hotel, then it’s a question of finding the right one. navy and white check bottom: pretty perfect balance of supportive and sexy,
chuck my wet swimwear in my I want to feel the sun and warm sea yet sturdy and this brand can be relied by this 31-year-old’s standards, anyway.
suitcase for the flight home. on as many skin inches as possible. upon in this respect. Then there’s A fellow DD-cup colleague and
I always take a Davy J one-piece Swimsuits get in the way. And if you’re always a big, high-waisted retro I agree that it offers ample lift.
for swimming, because I take of the opinion that a woman can be bottom. The thing to note about this Another contemporary explains that
swimming very seriously and a too old for a bikini, I must tell you that style is that it’s easier to wear if the leg it’s a nice mix of “classy and itsy-bitsy”.
halterneck bikini would quickly a) you’re wrong, and b) young people is cut a bit high. Big-pant bikinis can As for the bottoms, you can pick your
be around my ankles. So, yes buy a look better in everything, including cinch the waist a little — which can be fighter in regard to bum coverage on
bikini and wear your body with pride. swimsuits, so wear what you want. useful by day five. But honestly, by this the bottom. Now, are you cheeky,
Consider holding your stomach in too. I pack three bikinis — one for each time I am so relaxed I don’t care. medium or modest?
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I
be more precise, because of an
accident. I had taken my
The England squad in the M&S collection goddaughter to one of my full-
throttle yoga classes six weeks
ago. I can’t pretend that I hadn’t
enjoyed, just a little bit, cracking
Men, will you wear England’s out crazy poses at 52 that she,
at 19, couldn’t. I know. Terrible of me.
So of course what happened next was
A
Left: overshirt,
invited to watch one £50, polo shirt, for Raymond Blanc. This year he’s yoga for two weeks. So I certainly
of the world’s most £45, shorts, £35. more on the button, having styled wasn’t going to go anywhere near
successful football Below: blazer, £70, them in blue cotton-knit blazers and those trainers again.
teams being trousers, £45. All denim trousers. I had a look around for some
photographed in their shiny new marksand Happily, Euro 2024 has England replacements, and came to realise that
official outfits. I won’t say spencer. among the favourites not only to win I have wearied of trainers entirely.
which fashion label was com the trophy but also to lead in the Partly it’s the ubiquity of them, and
dressing them that year, style stakes. M&S, the official tailor to also the degree to which almost every
but by the end of the the men’s and women’s senior teams, brand seems to put you in a certain
morning I felt truly sorry has come up with a slim-fitting tribe. Even before Rishi Sunak’s
for them. Not only had collection that looks as if it’s designed #sambagate I never liked that. I am
the designers forked out for a team of young, athletic players, not a Salomon XT-6 hipster, or a Veja
a fortune to dress them will appeal to football fans as it mum, or a billionaire Tory prime
in outfits they would emulates many of the styles already minister (for now) trying to make like
rarely be glimpsed in, popular on the terraces, and is an he is one of us. But I couldn’t find a
but the reaction from easy-to-wear collection of off-duty pair that was suitably invisible and not
them was less than wardrobe staples such as overshirts, also utterly dull.
enthusiastic. bomber jackets, cargo pants and In truth, the seeds of sneaker-related
Understandably they knitted polos. The clothes are made doubt had been sown before then.
were probably feeling tired from performance fabrics in a simple I had already given up wearing them
and anxious in the weeks palette of black, tan and off-white, and with mididresses, a combination that
leading up to the all are offered at accessible price revolutionised the way many of us that they need to have a certain
tournament, and spending points: a bomber for £60, a smart polo dressed a couple of decades ago but aesthetic flexibility, so that they
a few hours posing for a knit or trousers for £45. A similar that now looks a tad tired. can, like trainers, be worn with
photographer in an outfit overshirt or bomber jacket at Stone So what would happen if I gave up lots of different outfits. When it
they didn’t choose was not Island, the fashion label that has been on them altogether? I decided to find comes to pairing them with a
top of their wish lists. But popular with stylish football fans for out, embarking on a trainerless life, smarter ensemble — one of
the reality was they just didn’t decades, will set you back £425 or only putting on a knackered old those aforementioned midis, or
like the clothes. Footballers can £960 respectively. proper sports pair if I was exercising. a suit — I also need them to add a
afford to choose very expensive Wes Taylor, who was M&S’s Reader, I am loving it. It’s reminded certain edge rather than looking
clothes for themselves, so they director of menswear when me how dreary any kind of fashion too classic which, on me, ends up
are not excited to wear not very it signed the contract with default can make you, and what fun it appearing fusty.
expensive clothes that they the Football Association, is properly to shop your wardrobe The hands-down winners are my
didn’t choose. said the players told him or, in this case, shoe cupboard. Why Ganni feminine buckle ballerinas, a
Over the decades numerous that they wanted was I — such a shoe lover that as a style that was launched in 2021. “The
fashion houses have attempted to something that better child I would make miniature ones out modern twist of the buckle adds a hint
create outfits that will look and reflected who they of Plasticine — putting on the same of rebellion,” says Ditte Reffstrup,
feel good for players who will really are. They were footwear at least 70 per cent of the Ganni’s creative director, of a shoe
be representing their club or right to make that time? Partly, of course, because that was, she adds, a “slow burn” at the
country on and off the pitch. point, and M&S has my trainers were comfortable, or at beginning. It’s since proved so popular
The trouble is that they nearly always clearly taken it on board. least they were until I fell off them. that it’s become part of the Danish
put them in suits. Especially so with My only word of advice with But I also wore them out of laziness;
the England team. We’ve seen them all the tan pieces on offer is not I didn’t have to think about what I put
paraded in excessively baggy suits that to wear them all at once. We’ve on my feet.
made them look like a Madness had no summer so far this year, The key for me has been to identify
tribute band; lifeless grey suits that
appeared to be borrowed from a
and anyone who is pale and
pasty could end up being
the footwear I own that doesn’t
sacrifice any of the ease and comfort,
I’ve embarked on
mortgage brokers’ convention; and
ill-fitting tan suits that gave the
mistaken for a digestive biscuit.
You need to mix the tan with
and to put each pair in a neat row at
the bottom of my spare bed for ready
a trainerless life;
impression they were reluctantly some black or navy items. Other access. They have to be flat as well as, I wear an old pair
attending a summer wedding. than that you’re on to a winner. in an ideal world, attached to the foot.
Even Italy, Europe’s menswear And hopefully so is the team. And what I have also pinpointed is just to exercise in
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I
there is an ominous measles 35 in the world”. Her research has
problem. The disease that killed found that distrust has spread to the
two people a week here in the mainstream: young, aspirational,
1960s, has come roaring back. affluent, educated and otherwise
But this is not only a measles surprisingly normal people; your
problem, it’s part of a growing school gate friend, yoga instructor or
distrust in the scientific amiable “life hack” podcast host.
establishment and government Their ideas are propagated under
messages, accelerated by Covid. the disguise of glossy Instagram
Who is now susceptible to dark fears influencers. As she writes in her book Naomi Klein
about the safety of vaccines, the Doppelganger, “this is where the white,
legitimacy of climate change science, wealthy, libertarian streak in the
or even to the rumours that swirled in wellness industry can become lethal”. cranky as some rancid corners of where she lives with her film-maker
the early months of the illness of the “So many of those fit and beautiful Facebook: they are the glowing fitness husband and son. “We need major
Princess of Wales? Not who you might influencers stopped merely offering gurus on Instagram, who preach a public education about childhood
think, says Naomi Klein, the Canadian encouraging words to motivate our gospel of individual self-optimisation vaccinations. I think we are almost
academic and author who spent the Doppelganger by workouts and green juicing,” she that stands in opposition to more back to zero, after so many years of so
pandemic examining those who now Naomi Klein (Penguin writes, “and started whispering to us civic-minded messages. much misinformation. Even someone
succumb to conspiracy ideology. It’s no £10.99). To order a copy alarmingly about dark forces coming Underestimating this leaves us like Robert Kennedy Jr, now running
longer the nutty outsider in a tinfoil go to timesbookshop. to poison us, and eventually to gag, vulnerable to communicable diseases for president, this is his main issue.”
hat, at the extremes of the political or co.uk or call 020 3176 jab and dominate us.” and the viral spread of wild ideas, says The Vaccine Confidence Project at
wealth spectrum. 2935. Free UK standard Their messages are spread via two Klein. Did Covid help to build trust in the London School of Hygiene and
Klein, 54, is most famous for her P&P on online orders mainstream activities: the gym and vaccines, since the Covid jab proved Tropical Medicine found that in 2023
million-selling debut book, No Logo, over £25. Special yoga classes, and their online largely safe and effective? people in most countries showed
published in 1999, after which The discount available for equivalents, says Klein. Their social “I think quite the opposite,” says falling confidence in routine childhood
Times called her “probably the most Times+ members media doesn’t look as obviously Klein, from her home in rural Canada, immunisations. This was especially
£1,749*
per person
discover some of the area’s ancient
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relate. When she had thyroid cancer
a decade ago, now successfully
treated, she leant hard into yoga. Her
yoga “grew obsessive” as it became
the one place her body would obey.
As an oldie, I’ve been
But Klein also recognises the dangers.
“Yoga became a carrier,” she says.
working hard to do
“Not all yoga, but I think there’s a
reason why yoga studios were very
much a hotbed for conspiracy
nothing — I’m a pro
culture.”
Personal trainers, yoga teachers and ecently an annoyingly busy
influencers in the fitness and beauty
fields wielded unchallenged authority.
There is a “hushedness in yoga
studios, you’re not meant to talk”.
“These figures positioned
themselves as having access to a
higher form of knowledge because
Loafing is
an art form;
at my age
it’s about
R contemporary asked me:
“What do you do all day?”
His question set me thinking
about how we oldies should
use our remaining time. The received
wisdom is to stay active, maintain an
interest in something, anything — or
they had taken a six-week yoga dare I say it, “give back”.
teacher training class, or maybe even maintaining That’s fine up to the age of 75 but
been to India once,” she says. “That beyond, it’s ten seconds to midnight,
got us into a world of trouble.” a pulse, says so keeping a pulse trumps dashing
Online fitness influencers use their hither and thither. I’m now dedicated
looks in a complex but alluring mix — Alan Jones to perfecting the art of loafing around.
“beauty is central to it”, she says, citing Loafing, undeservedly in my view,
as an example the anti-vaccine gets a bad press, largely through critics
Instagram lifestyle guru Kelly Brogan. conflating it with laziness and giving
through the looking glass and started “All this was sold in a package of up. Really, it is a legitimate lifestyle
making prolific and paranoid claims, rejecting Big Pharma or Big Agra, a choice and a step up from pottering.
such as, on Twitter, that the Covid pseudo-politics. But it was really about Mentally and physically I’m in a good
vaccine was actually “a software perfecting yourself, it wasn’t a place; I journey from my sofa to the
platform that can receive uploads”. collective project,” she says. fridge with alacrity and a sense of
There was even a viral rhyme on As a result, the average woman purpose. I move, with neither creak
social media about their twinning: “If scrolling Instagram is exposed to far nor groan, like a young fella — a result
the Naomi be Klein, you’re doing just more conspiracy ideas than in of my devotion to the “don’t let the old
fine/ If the Naomi be Wolf, oh buddy. previous decades. This year, many man in” philosophy.
Oooof.” Klein was taking flak for otherwise sane women I knew traded I’m proud to say I can still
Wolf’s surprising transformation. But conspiracy theories about the absence pull my socks on standing
she also found her conspiracy mindset of the Princess of Wales from public up and with no visible
fascinating. Wolf was Klein’s “White life. Conspiracy felt to them like the means of support —
Rabbit” into this shadow world. most rather than least plausible apart from the
“Conspiracy culture gets the facts option. “In the past people might have standing leg, of
wrong, but the feelings right,” she says. been satisfied with just accepting a course. Daily
“There’s always a little bit of truth in top-down story,” says Klein. “But now feedback tells me
the conspiracy or it wouldn’t work.” there are these technologies that allow it’s a disturbing
Klein’s father was an obstetrician people to communicate their various watch, but we
true of women and those under 35. In and she was inculcated as a child with suspicions, spin out a story and turn persevere.
the UK in 2015 the project revealed a faith in science. But one of these that quest into a social experience. I advocate
that 90 per cent of us agreed that “feelings” conspiracy culture gets right There’s some pleasure in unlocking loafing with
“vaccines are important for children”. is that the medical establishment often theories with people you will never missionary zeal but
By 2023 that fell to 72 per cent. lets people down. Her father installed meet in person. It’s gamified.” oft meet with
It is no coincidence that there were one-way mirrors in the labour rooms Conspiracy theorists are correct in resistance: I’ve attended
1,603 suspected cases of measles in at his hospital so he could covertly identifying the feeling that “the game three funerals this year
England and Wales in 2023, according supervise his less experienced staff, is rigged”, Klein argues, in that big (sad, but it’s life-affirming
to the UK Health Security Agency. Its which he justified as an attempt to corporations probably don’t have your to get out for fresh air) — all
chief executive, Jenny Harries, has raise standards. best interests at heart. But while there contemporaries who chose to become
given interviews imploring parents to This made Klein squeamish: did the are darker machinations, “otherwise overactive oldies. At the second
vaccinate: the England average is
85 per cent of children receiving the
consent of the women not matter?
Klein tells me that for women there is
investigative journalists would be out
of a job”, they are more predictably
At a recent funeral a survivor exclaimed: “Live
life to the full!” I urged restraint but
MMR — the target is 95 per cent.
And where did Harries name and
a “bad births to conspiracy pipeline”,
where substandard or disrespectful
about putting profits first than the
fantasies of control that populate
funeral a he was having none of it. His was the
third funeral.
shame for its alarmingly low rate? The
NHS region Surrey Heartlands, which
maternity care leaves them more
sceptical about medicine in general.
conspiracy theories — such as the
myth of computer chips in vaccines.
survivor The resolve required to embrace
indolence is initially alarming.
encompasses leafy towns such as It is also the case, Klein says, that “A good understanding of political exclaimed: It demands focus to avoid springing
Weybridge, packed with Pilates studios, “Big Food” and “Big Pharma” are economy is an effective, if not into action. Think about location. City
where only 70 per cent of children get extremely profit driven, with less than foolproof, armour against these ‘Live life to living has too many whoops, toots and
the requisite two doses of MMR.
In March the House of Commons
ideal consequences. Also governments
and the medical establishment gloss
conspiracy theories. Without
understanding the incentives involved, the full!’ mayhem. This is why we repaired to
the country — out here you never
library produced a report on the
increase of “vaccine hesitancy”. It lists
over the rare bad outcomes for
vaccines, not trusting people to
you’ll be more prone to believe that
there’s some sort of nefarious plot.
I urged hear anyone having a good time.
It’s a misconception that loafing is
the five local authorities in England
with the lowest rates of children
calculate the risk-benefit ratio.
“The communication around Covid
“Shame or mocking is not a good
way to change people’s minds,” she
restraint about doing nothing. The uninitiated
will glimpse you sprawled over the
receiving the MMR by the age of five. vaccines was often problematic,” she says, but in the case of vaccines, Klein sofa and see a comatose lard-bucket,
All five were London boroughs that says. “There were small numbers of believes that the best remedy against but the cognoscenti will know that,
include some of the most expensive adverse effects. There was a real misinformation is a trusted, regular though supine, there is unobservable
postcodes in the country: the lowest reticence to give this any airtime.” relationship with the same GP. “But action taking place. They’ll smile,
rates were in Westminster, followed by All of these factors planted seeds of that relationship is being eroded, it’s aware you’re performing your pelvic
Kensington and Chelsea. doubt, and they were doing so in a enmeshed in a much broader crisis in duties, while wondering how your
Klein isn’t surprised. The inspiration community already weakened by public health.” internal organs are shaping up.
for Doppelganger, after all, was the individualism. As Robert Putnam Klein would love to see a new era Personally I see loafing as a solitary
author Naomi Wolf. People seemed charted in his 2000 book, Bowling of influencers, where they showcase pursuit. Arguably, co-loafing with a
prone to muddle the Naomis — like Alone, civic engagement has fallen in “the rewards and pleasures of what it loved one can be much more fun but,
Klein, Wolf had had a bestselling “big terms of membership of Rotaries, might mean to be a little less focused as we now know, too much of that and
idea” debut; for Wolf it was The Beauty Women’s Institutes, clubs, societies on the self and a little more on what it’s good night, Vienna. Anyway,
Myth, a 1990s feminist talking point. and political parties. we can do together”. someone has to do the cooking. Do
Both were Jewish women with a big Klein says we have supplanted an In the meantime Klein has have the conversation.
head of brown hair, and an early urge to improve the fabric of our unfollowed Wolf and all related Have no truck with that “live life to
meeting with Wolf even inspired Klein communities with a drive to improve accounts. “Following her taught me a the full” shtick. Curb your enthusiasm,
into a life of writing. The public ourselves alone, or as she writes, “We lot about these different worlds,” she measure out your days with coffee
confusion was a passing irritation for turn toward the body when life feels says with a polite smile. “But as a spoons and do go gentle into that good
Klein until Wolf suddenly went out of control.” Klein says she can figure, she’s of minor interest.” night — you’ll feel all the better for it.
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4.00 Composer of the Week: Collections as his star continues to rise (3/5) 11.15 Chloe Petts’ Toilet Humour
day 1.00am The Story 1.30 Highlights from and Simon Jordan 1.00pm Hawksbee and
Orlando Gibbons (1583-1625) 12.04pm You and Yours Reports on The comedian explores the history of the
Matt Chorley 2.00 The Best of Times Radio Jacobs 4.00 talkSPORT Drive with Andy
Donald Macleod looks at Orlando Gibbons consumer affairs and public interest stories toilet, from ancient Rome to today (2/5) Goldstein 7.00 Kick Off. Debate on sporting
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Jessica Fostekew: Radio 2 King James VI’s only surviving son, the
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1.45 Understand: The UK Election
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6.30am The Zoe Ball Breakfast Show 9.30 Gibbons (Fantasia No 1 for Two Trebles; Nay Alex Forsyth and Adam Fleming unpick key lastminute.com, Martha Lane Fox (2/6) Talk
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of My Years 12.00 Jeremy Vine 2.00pm Gibbons (Fantazia of Four Parts – MB 20/12; 2.00 The Archers Emma has some news, 12.30am Book of the Week: 5.00am James Max 6.30 Mike Graham
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at what are described as Playlist 7.30 Jo Whiley 9.00 The Folk Show
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“the most unladylike sports a police officer, the motivation to converse
going”. In this episode she show, following an extended break. Featuring
a collaboration by Peggy Seeger and the BBC
5.00 In Tune With live music from mezzo-
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strength, gymnastics and Magnificent 7. Seven of Rhythm Nation’s
that have a bearing on everyone in the UK Exile 9.00 Robin Ince’s Reality Tunnel 9.30 5.00am Chris Hawkins 7.30 Lauren Laverne
athleticism. Fostekew talks biggest hits, uplifting tunes and essential jazz, folk and music from around the world 10.30 Mary Anne Hobbs 1.00pm Craig
led by Dr Joelle Grogan. Last in the series Soundstage 9.45 Daily Service 10.00 Here’s
throwbacks 10.30 Trevor Nelson’s Rhythm 7.30 Radio 3 in Concert Charles 4.00 Huw Stephens 7.00 New Music
to Lucy Campbell, CrossFit 3.30 The Artificial Human Looking at You, Parents 11.00 Paul Temple
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champion and 2022’s Aleks Krotoski and Kevin Fong investigate and the Gilbert Case 11.30 A Change in the
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driverless cars, and discover the practical, Weather 12.00 Winston in Love 12.30pm
16th fittest woman in the Alternative Sounds of the 90s with Dermot conducted by Simon Rattle, that was
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world, about muscularity, O’Leary (r) 4.00 Owain Wyn Evans recorded at the Isarphilharmonie, Munich in
autonomous vehicles will need to meet (3/6) These Days 1.45 Exile 2.00 Dilemma 2.30 12.00 Freak Zone Playlist 1.00am The Story
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the continued sexualisation Radio 3 9.45 The Essay: Bohemians in T-Shirts
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Petroc Trelawny presents Radio 3’s classical
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Hannah Peel presents a soundtrack for with webuyanycar 10.00 The Ryan Tubridy
Georgia Mann plays the best in classical gymnastics and athleticism, which has Exile. By Adrian Bean 8.00 Dilemma. With
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Roisin Conaty, Samira Ahmed, David Reed
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11.30 ’Round Midnight 1.00am Sean Goldsmith 4.00 Steve Denyer
heavy weight and the sound 1.00pm Classical Live sexualisation of the women at the top of Comedy with Stella McCusker 9.00
Soweto Kinch presents the best in jazz
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News at One; Weather 2.00 Rip Off Britain. Advice on (r) 1.45 Mastermind. The fourth semi-final of the quiz (r) David Dickinson and his team travel to Cheltenham. Here, a three-bedroom property in and around the southern affair bombshell, and Mackenzie comforts Levi — sorry
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count the macaque monkeys (r) (AD) 3.00 Escape to the Piedmont (r) (AD) 3.45 The Farmers’ Country Showdown. hosts the game in which three pairs of contestants use holiday home on Gran Canaria with a budget of £120,000 to collect her sister’s body, after her sudden death. She
Country. Briony May Williams helps a couple find a new Coloured Ryeland sheep go on display at the Mid Devon their skills to find words from the fewest letters possible 5.00 Sun, Sea and Selling Houses. Mother-and-son team soon becomes suspicious of foul play. Thriller starring
home in the Suffolk countryside with enough space for Show (r) 4.15 Big Cats About the House. An injured (r) 4.00 Tipping Point. Ben Shephard hosts the Sharon and Shaun help a retired IT professional find a Lindsey Dresbach 4.00 Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun.
their six Irish wolfhounds (r) 3.45 Garden Rescue. The cheetah needs Giles’s help. Last in the series (r) (AD) arcade-themed quiz in which contestants drop tokens holiday home, while Darren and Natalie help a couple A woman has been running the Mad Munk for two years,
team head to Wilmslow to help a pair transform their 5.15 Flog It! Experts James Lewis and Thomas Plant down a choice of four chutes in the hope of winning a upgrade their Spanish dwelling 6.00 Four in a Bed. The after a rocky start she never thought she would still be
unsafe plot into a Chinese inspired family space with a search the queue for silver showing Birmingham’s anchor £10,000 jackpot (r) 5.00 The Chase. Bradley Walsh third visit of the week is at Cobblehouse Country Cabins running it — but her team has promised to throw an
woodland twist on a budget of £7,000 (r) 4.30 The Finish hallmark, and Paul Martin visits the home of the father of presents as four contestants answer general knowledge in Turriff, Aberdeenshire where the B&Bers try their hand anniversary party (r) 5.00 5 News at 5 6.00 Party
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Alexander Armstrong is joined by co-host Lucy Porter (r) of Games. Kevin Eldon, Sarah Keyworth, Laila Rouass and ruthless Chasers and secure a cash prize (r) 6.00 Regional Otto breaks up with his new bride, so big-hearted Bart Interceptors. A driver who has breached a restraining
6.00 BBC News at Six; Weather 6.30 BBC Regional John Whaite take part (r) 6.30 Clive Myrie’s Caribbean News; Weather 6.20 Party Election Broadcast. By the invites her to stay with the family, much to Marge’s order leads officers on a half-hour, white-knuckle ride
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7.00 The Panorama Interviews with 7.00 The One Show Presented by 7.00 The Leadership Interviews: 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.00 The Motorway Hotel Wedding
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Nick Robinson Speaking to Rhun ap Alex Jones and Jermaine Jenas Rishi Sunak — Tonight Paul Brand coordinator Emily and operations
Iorwerth, Party Leader of Plaid Cymru, interviews the Prime Minister, manager Ness head to the local
ahead of the General Election Rishi Sunak. See Viewing Guide wedding fair to try to sell the charms
7.30 EastEnders As Linda prepares 7.30 Grand Tours of Scotland’s Rivers 7.30 Emmerdale Belle tries to convince of a hotel next to the M6 to dozens of
for Keanu’s funeral, Sharon finally Seasoned traveller Paul Murton herself that everything is going to be brides and grooms-to-be (2/4)
tells Albie about his death, and sets off downstream to explore okay, Vinny tries to kiss Gabby, and 7.55 Party Election Broadcast 7.55 5 News Update
Yolande and Patrick return (AD) various rivers in Scotland (r) Ruby vows to turn herself in (AD) By the Green Party
8.00 The Repair Shop The team of experts 8.00 Springwatch Chris Packham and 8.00 Coronation Street Toyah receives 8.00 Location, Location, Location The 8.00 The Motorway The entire motorway
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restore a woman’s 1990s BMX bike, an Michaela Strachan begin the frightening news about Leanne, property duo Kirstie Allsopp and Phil must be shut down after a high-speed
authentic gown that once belonged to deliberation of which nests will fledge Summer arrives home with a new Spencer catch up with two sets of motorbike crash on the Spaghetti
drag performer Danny La Rue, a before the end of the series, while boyfriend to show off, Ken requires house-hunters they previously helped, Junction, just outside Birmingham. The
painting from Holloway Fire Station Iolo Williams takes a dive into the round-the-clock care and the Websters’ who wanted to make the switch patrollers worst fears are confirmed
depicting a fire with three bold yellow- secret lives of little owls and little fortunes finally improve (AD) from London life to family life when they find a man lying in the
helmeted firefighters in the foreground terns on the Dorset coast (11/12) carriageway. Plus, a pair of officers
and a dynamometer (AD) discover an abandoned caravan
9.00 Who Do You Think You Are? 9.00 The Misadventures of Romesh 9.00 Long Lost Family: Born Without 9.00 The Fall: Skydive Murder Plot 9.00 Casualty 24/7: Every Second
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Footballer turned presenter Alex Scott Ranganathan Romesh concludes his Trace A woman who was left in a Victoria Cilliers, in her first in-depth Counts There is a shortage of space
finds out about the Jewish ancestry on African adventure by travelling to the shopping basket under a hedge in TV interview, describes her recollection on the specialist wards that admit
her mum’s side and travels to Jamaica island of Madagascar (3/3) (AD) Birmingham and another who was left of the parachute jump and what made casualty patients, meaning the
for the first time in her life, to learn in an East London phone box, search her question her marriage. Husband department is at risk of complete
about the ancestors of her for their families with help from Emile is bailed to continue his work in gridlock. An ambulance rushes in a
grandparents, who were part of the Davina McCall and Nicky Campbell (AD) the army, but the subsequent trial woman vomiting blood, so doctors
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10.00 BBC News at Ten 10.00 Inside No 9 The final episode of the 10.00 ITV News at Ten 10.00 Queenie It is Queenie’s birthday, and 10.00 Trauma Room One A patient is
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award-winning anthology of stories. although she has made progress she sped into theatre after a stroke. Plus, a
See Viewing Guide (6/6) (AD) wonders if some hurdles with her woman is rushed in for emergency
mother are just too big (7/8) (AD) surgery after breaking her back, and a
10.30 BBC Regional News and Weather 10.30 Newsnight Analysis of the day’s 10.30 Regional News 10.35 Queenie As Queenie makes steps consultant neurosurgeon must act
10.40 The Traitors US Strangers unite to events with Victoria Derbyshire 10.45 Peston Political magazine show towards healing in a new flat of her quickly to avoid paralysis (5/8) (r)
embark on a game of detection and hosted by Robert Peston, featuring own, she still has some decisions to
backstabbing, in the hope of winning a major interviews with MPs, topical make about her future (8/8) (AD)
cash jackpot. Three of the contestants guests and cultural figures
coined “the Traitors” will devise a plan 11.05 Unspun World with John Simpson 11.05 999: Emergency Call Out A team
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to steal the prize from the other The week’s major global news stories 11.10 Married to a Psychopath The story responds to a hit-and-run involving a
contestants, known as “the Faithful”. of the hunt for Malcolm Webster, who cyclist, with medical support for the
Hosted by Alan Cumming (1/12) (r) 11.30 The Conversation (12, 1974) targeted wealthy women for their victim taking place alongside a police
An obsessive electronic surveillance money. The programme explores the investigation into the identity of the
11.40 The Traitors US As the Traitors expert makes the unprofessional 11.40 Absolutely India: Mancs in crimes from the perspective of the driver. Plus, a paramedic and a special
attempt to complete their line-up, the mistake of getting personally involved Mumbai The brothers take on a junior detective behind the investigation to sergeant respond to a 16-year-old boy
first murder is committed. Some hard in a dangerous case. Thriller starring girl’s hockey team (6/6) (r) (AD) re-open a cold case (1/2) (r) (AD, SL) who has started fitting (9/10) (r)
truths are revealed and the first player Gene Hackman and John Cazale. See
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singer-songwriter Cat Burns. Last in the series (r) 12.30 Piano: The Final (r) (AD, SL) 2.15 FILM: Two of Us Speeders (r) 1.00 Casino 3.00 Secret Scotland with
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Angeles (r) 12.00 The Flash (r) 1.00pm True Blood (r) 5.45 Billions (r) (AD) (r) (AD) 11.05 Italia 90: Four Weeks That Whoopi Goldberg (AD) 12.00 The Joy of Open. Coverage of day three of the WTA and ATP Party 10.40 FILM: George Best — All By
MacGyver (r) (AD) 3.00 Hawaii Five-0 (r) 4.00 8.00 House of the Dragon: War Room. Changed the World (r) (AD) 12.00 Mr Dynamite: Painting (AD) 1.00pm Tales of the Unexpected grass court events, held at Autotron Rosmalen Himself (2016) Documentary 12.10am
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Tomorrow. The team visit 1927 Chicago (r) (AD) 9.00 The Sympathizer. With the General’s order FILM: Wig (15, 2019) Exploring the history 3.00 The Sky Arts Book Club Summer Reads Live ICC Men’s T20 World Cup: USA v India. of Lies (r) 1.55-6.00 BBC News
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7.00 Stargate SG-1. Daniel is trapped in the a plan timed for Independence Day (r) (AD) 6.00 The Seventies. Crime in the US (r) (AD) 6.00 Tales of the Unexpected (AD) York. India won the inaugural staging of this As BBC1 except: 3.00pm-3.45 Politics
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8.00 A League of Their Own: Mexican Road Trip. prepare to launch an attack on Peleliu 8.05 Italia 90: Four Weeks That Changed the 7.30 Alfred Hitchcock Presents eluded them, while USA have qualified for 11.10 The Traitors US (r) 12.10am The
The gang explores the city of La Paz (r) (AD) airfield, where they undertake a manoeuvre that World. The end of the tournament (3/3) (r) (AD) 8.00 Portrait Artist of the Year 2022 (AD) the tournament for the first time Traitors US (r) 1.05 Weather for the
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(AD) 2.55-3.55 Roman Kemp: The Fight for 2.05 Great Railway Journeys (AD) 2.35-3.35 1964) Crime drama starring Ian Carmichael to hunt him down. Period drama starring 1.15 999: On the Front Line 2.20 24 Hours in Fflwff (r) 7.05 Pablo (r) 7.20 Caru Canu a Stori
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a Twrch (r) 8.00 Timpo (r) 8.10 Amser Maith
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Fortunes 3.00 Veronica Mars 4.00 Dawson’s Coronation Street (AD) 3.45 Inspector Morse BattleBots 12.25pm The Return of Sherlock 4.10 Tenko 5.15 Birds of a Feather Roadshow 2.00 Bangers & Cash (AD) 4.00 The (r) 11.05 Jen a Jim a’r Cywiadur (r) 11.20
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6.00 Catchphrase Celebrity Special (AD) 8.00 Midsomer Murders. A disused abbey 3.40 Minder (AD) 4.50 The Sweeney 6.40 Are You Being Served? 6.00 Antiques Roadshow. From Castle Howard Amser Maith Maith yn Ôl (r) 12.00 News;
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member of the Community Garden (AD) students is suspected of carrying out three 9.00 FILM: Total Recall (15, 1990) A 9.00 New Tricks. Jack announces he is quitting team attempts to take on their biggest Bach y Byd (r) 4.30 Crawc a’i Ffrindiau (r) 4.45
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2.40 Unwind with ITV 3.00 Teleshopping relaxation and reflection 2.30 Teleshopping (SL) 2.30 Unwind with ITV 3.00 Teleshopping Classic Holby City 4.00 Teleshopping Scouting for Toys (AD) 3.00 Teleshopping Chowbois (r) 10.30-11.35 Yr Anialwch (r)
14 Wednesday June 12 2024 | the times
MindGames
Poker Byron Jacobs Codeword No 5239 Train Tracks No 2267
For more puzzles, including Cluelines Stuck on Codeword? To receive 4 random clues call 0901 293 6262 or
text TIMECODE to 64343. Calls cost £1 plus your telephone company’s network -3 Setter
- -up -for -nude modelling? (7)
access charge. Texts cost £1 plus your standard network charge. For the full solution
Mini Sudoku, extra Codeword, call 0905 757 0142. Calls cost £1 per minute plus your telephone company’s network
access charge. SP: Spoke, 0333 202 3390 (Mon-Fri, 9am-5.30pm). -4 Anger
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Train Tracks and Futoshiki (7)
go to page 10 Lexica Easy No 7467 Hard No 7468
R I I N L A C M C S E
-5 Idiot
- made
- -hate
- fashionable?
- - (8)
Winning Move
White to play.
A B A C --------
A A A A B B C D
This position is from Nagy - A N K
Szalay-Ocsak, Budapest 2024. D E E E E F G G
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promising. There is tremendous
pressure along the f-file and after H I L
1 Nxg5 (which seems forced) 1 ...
Qxg5+ 2 Kf1 Rxf3 Black stands
well. However, White found an
M T K E What are your favourite
ingenious way to alter the
dynamics of the position in his
favour. Can you see what he
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Slide the letters either horizontally or vertically back into the grid to produce a
completed crossword. Letters are allowed to slide over other letters Email: puzzles@thetimes.co.uk
KenKen Medium No 6231 Futoshiki No 4779 Kakuro No 3738
All the digits 1 to 6 must appear in every row and column. In Fill the blank squares so that every row and column contains
each thick-line “block”, the target number in the top left-hand each of the numbers 1 to 5 once only. The symbols between
corner is calculated from the digits in all the cells in the block, the squares indicate whether a number is larger (>) or smaller
using the operation indicated by the symbol. (<) than the number next to it.
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MindGames
times2 Crossword No 9555 Brain Trainer Cell Blocks No 5122
Divide the grid
15
Polygon Set Square No 3741
16 17
From these letters, make words of Enter each of
18 four or more letters, always including the numbers
the central letter. Answers must be in from 1 to 9 in
19 20 the Concise Oxford Dictionary, excluding the grid, so that
capitalised words, plurals, conjugated the six sums
verbs (past tense etc), adverbs ending work. We’ve
in LY, comparatives and superlatives. placed two
How you rate 11 words, average; numbers to get
21 22
15, good; 22, very good; 29, excellent you started.
Each sum
Across 13Rubbed painfully (6) Yesterday’s answers should be
1 Riotous celebration (7) 16 Scholarly thinkers (12) calculated left
fir, firm, for, form, fort, forty, frit, fro, from,
to right or top
5 Protective crust over 19 Generous in amount (7) fry, miry, mort, mortify, orf, rift, rim, rimy,
to bottom.
a healing wound (4) 20 Core of a peach or riot, rot, roti, ryot, tiro, tor, trim, trio, troy,
try, tyro
9 Wonderful, fantastic (5) plum, eg (5)
10 Burnt ceremonial 21 Neat, orderly (4) Please note, BODMAS does not apply
substance (7) 22 Excursion not requiring
11 Thoughts of how matters an overnight stay (3,4)
may or should turn out (12)
Killer Tricky No 9516 Solutions
Down
12 Universe (6) Quick Cryptic 2699 Codeword 5238 Kakuro 3737
1 Ancient Icelandic tale (4)
Solution to Crossword 9554 2 Mountaineering tools (3,4)
MOD I CUM L E T U P 3 Perform some kind of
A R O O U E L social custom (2,3,7)
SW I SS RESERVE 4 Responsible for a crime (6)
T F M T T M A 6 Brazzaville’s country (5)
I NT REP I D M I ND 7 Consecrated (7)
F T F F N 8 Spirit made with barley (6,6)
FOR T I F I CA T I ON
E C C C O 12 Relief aviator (2-5)
F I V E MA T TRESS 14 Passionate feeling, zeal (7)
I I W T O X E 15 Mode of dismissal in Train Tracks 2266
ROS S I N I T HUMB cricket (6) Sudoku 14,982 Tetonor 473
T I S O U L A 17 Bearing nascent flowers (2,3)
HA T CH NAME T AG 18 Fibre used to make rope (4) 63 120 24 247
5 + 58 8 x 15 6 + 18 19 x 13
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answers. Calls cost £1 per minute plus your telephone company’s 180 26 300 23
network access charge. SP: Spoke, 0333 202 3390 (Mon-Fri 9am-5.30pm). 9 x 20 14 + 12 15 x 20 8 + 15
29 290 35 168
Bridge Andrew Robson 9 + 20 5 x 58 20 + 15 12 x 14
198 32 108 39
Sudoku 14,983 6 x 33 13 + 19 6 x 18 33 + 6
Top Tens (C)(i) Switch to the normal ♣2,
C. Defence hoping partner has (say) ♣K73 5 6 Cell
6 8Blocks
9 12 5121 Set19Square
13 14 15 15 18 3740
20 20 33 58 Lexica 7465
3. Quick Defence over declarer’s ♣A98. S P H E R E
(i) Which switch (C)(ii) Switch to ♣Q, hoping part-
ner has the king (in which case any Killer Deadly No 9517 I I I
When dummy has a long, strong club will do); however, the surround G O D M
suit, a suit that will provide declarer play ♣Q is best if declarer has (say) H I
with discards for her losers, the ♣K98 and partner ♣732. K N O W
defence must try to win quick tricks. Dealer: South, Vulnerability: Neither G
In these exercises, declarer is in
4♠ , and dummy has a very strong ♠ 96
diamond suit. Partner has led a ♥K 7 5 3 Sudoku 14,984 Futoshiki 4778 KenKen 6230 Lexica 7466
high-for-hate heart. You know it ♦J 9 8 B I N
must be right to switch to a club, ♣KQ J 10
♠ QJ87 ♠ A 10 4 3 B A D O
and must try to win as many tricks ♥8 6
N
♥ 10
W E
in the suit as quickly as possible. ♦7 6 3 S ♦AQ 10 2
U F S
(A) Dummy C E
♥ AQ J 9 4 2
♣864 East (you) ♦K 5 4 H A U L
— (i) ♣QJ3 ♣9
(ii) ♣Q53
S W N E Today’s solutions
(B) Dummy 1♥ Pass 3♥ Pass
♣1064 East (you) Killer 9514 Concise Cryptic Suko 4140 Brain
4♥ End Quintagram Quintagram Trainer
— (i) ♣A732
(ii) ♣AJ92 West led ♠ Q v 4♥ . As East, 1 Ramsey 1 Grump Easy 63
plan the defence. 2 Wilson 2 Brock Medium 1,052
(C) Dummy Dummy’s clubs are threatening 3 Peters 3 Founder Harder 4,480
4 Stiles 4 Barrage
♣J64 East (you) — this is a quick defence, as declarer 5 Charlton 5 Meathead
— (i) ♣Q1052 will discard losers on dummy’s clubs. Word watch
(ii) ♣AQ105 You must win ♠ Q with ♠ A (know- Trichotillomania (b) A Quiz
Answers: ing declarer holds ♠ K) and switch compulsion to pull out one’s
(A)(i) Switch to the normal ♣Q, to diamonds, dummy’s weakness. hair (OED) 1 Nigel Farage 2 Earth
hoping partner has (say) ♣A1072 You need partner to have either Garagiste (c) A small-scale 3 Film industry 4 Isle of
over declarer’s ♣K95. ♦K or ♣A. If partner has ♦K, it winemaker (Collins)
Bursiculate (a) Resembling a Man 5 Giorgio Armani
(A)(i) Switch to the unusual ♣Q, doesn’t matter which diamond you Killer 9515
small pouch (Chambers) 6 Crossbow 7 Aleksandr
hoping partner has (say) ♣AJ102 As with standard Sudoku, fill the grid so that every column,
lead. If declarer has ♦K (and part- every row and every 3x3 box contains the digits 1 to 9. Each set Orlov 8 The Lady of
over declarer’s ♣K97. ner has ♣A), you must switch Chess — Winning Move
(B)(i) Switch to ♣2 (it’s fine to specifically to ♦Q (lead ♦2, and
of cells joined by dotted lines must add up to the target number After 1 Qxf8+! Qxf8 2 Nxg5 the Shalott 9 The Witches,
underlead an ace after dummy is declarer runs it to dummy’s ♦J).
in its top-left corner. Within each set of cells joined by dotted black queen is no match for which renamed it “Hotel
lines, a digit cannot be repeated. the rampant white pieces. Excelsior” 10 Quebec City
tabled), hoping partner has (say) Declarer beats ♦Q with ♦K, There is no decent reply to the
♣KJ5 over declarer’s ♣Q98. draws trumps and leads ♣9. mate threat on h7 as 2 ... Qh6 11 Lincoln Steffens
(B)(ii) Switch to ♣J, a surround However, West alertly hops up with Cluelines Stuck on Sudoku, Killer or KenKen? Call 0901 293 allows 3 Nf7+. Black made a 12 Rebecca Wragg Sykes
play (just beating dummy’s ♣10), 6263 before midnight to receive four clues for any of today’s last ditch attempt with 2 ... 13 Uwe Johnson 14 Andy
♣A and fires through ♦7. You hold Bxf2+ hoping for 3 Kxf2 Qc5+
hoping partner has (say) ♣K53 ♦A10 over dummy’s ♦J9 — one puzzles. Calls cost £1 plus your telephone company’s network when Black is fine but after 3 Murray, at the US Open
over declarer’s ♣Q87. down. andrew.robson@thetimes.co.uk access charge. SP: Spoke, 0333 202 3390 (Mon-Fri 9am-5.30pm). Kg2 Black was completely lost 15 Alberto Giacometti
12.06.24
For extra
puzzles
See page 10
Word watch Sudoku Difficult No 14,985 Fiendish No 14,986 Super fiendish No 14,987
David Parfitt
Trichotillomania
a An illness affecting
finches
b A compulsion to pull
out one’s hair
c An obsession with the
number 13
Garagiste
a A supporter of state
intervention
b A hot-air balloon pilot
c A small-scale
winemaker
Bursiculate
a Resembling a small
pouch
b To pay out wages
c (Of pods) to pop and
scatter seed
Answers on page 15
Fill the grid so that every column, every row and every 3x3 box contains the digits 1 to 9.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Across Down
1 Newspaper feature in support 1 Copper not common in poison
of statuary? (6) (6)
4 Region in South Africa — or 2 Socialist Worker sales
8 9 10
region of ancient Greece (6) campaign? Car from abroad
8 Flashy military pilots getting appears? (4-4,5)
suspicious cut (7) 3 Bloke picked up claim to find a
10 Protection US soldier provided lot of correspondence (7)
in the main, after retreating (5) 5 Item from Biblical book son
11 12 11 That fellow in pub backed held in part of hand (5)
treatment for alcoholism? (5) 6 Title for bishop, just left-wing,
12 Current measuring device never confused internally (5,8)
encountered in more than half 7 Claim a strand of hair twisted
13 14 of America (7) up (6)
13 Right name, possibly, for 9 Sign of life and courage on
15 16 traumatic experience (9) patrol (9)
17 Stick seen behind a little 14 Computer program modified To watch our Bread & Honey series
17 18 19 creature in stream? (7) real clothing (7) go to the Times Money Mentor
19 Item of music, quiet, on the 15 Out-of-date about book and YouTube channel or scan the QR code
radio (5) unlikely to change? (6)
20 Cheese — French, originally 16 Married? Agree to lose initial
IN ASSOCIATION WITH
— in legal case (5) spirit (6)
20 21
21 Left-winger taken aback about 18 Liver and kidneys, say, not
blokes in distress (7) available, entirely running
22 Still likely to be gutted on a short (5)
regular basis (6)
22 23 23 Small toboggan circling start of
deep mud (6) Yesterday’s solution on page 15
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