Skit(the murder mystery)

CAST
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1)Abhinav( narrator)
2)Harshpal(Inspector Sachin)
3)Abhijay(Dr salum khe)
4)piyush(dead)
5)Sahil(ACP Pradyuman)
6)Nitin(Daya)
7)Himanshu(Abhijeet)
8)Abdul(suspect)
9)Fareez(suspect)
10) Bharani(killer)

Dialogues:-
Scene1->

Piyush-> tumne mujhe kyuuuun Maraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

killer-> chal bohot ho gya ab mar chup chap
Piyush-> acha! sorry bhai
(Piyush LMAO DED)

Narrator(Teri zulfo ke saaye ne use diwana kr diya, usne bhi apna sab kuch
nyochawar kr diya
dekha jo tujhe kal kisi or ke saath, THAAEN THAAEN THAAEN maar diya
namashkar mai ...... . Aaj kal khoon kahi bhi ho skta hai or khooni bhi kahi
bhi ho skta hai. aapke dost , aapke rishtedaar, yha tk ki apke premi ya
premika bhi khooni paaye jaaye skte hai, isliye aaj ke is dor me mai yhi
kehna chahunga ki.... saavdhan rhe satark rhe)

(someone calls CID),(Redmi ringtone in background)

Scene 2->
ACP-> Abhijeet call uthaa. jald se jald
Abhijeet-> haa haa
(Abhijeet picks up phone)
random person on phone-> sir! mai bache chori krne nadi ke paas aaya tha
tabhi maine yha dekhi (ek dead body)
Abhijeet-> kya bola! ek body?
ham abhi pohochte hai! aap vhi rehena.
ACP-> daya mujhe lgta hai kuch to gadbad haii,kuch to gadbad hai daya.
Daya-> aree sirr vo literally phone pe dead body ki baat kr rha hai or apko
abhi tk pakka nhi hai ki gadbad hai ya nhi
ACP-> zaban ldata hai, teri salary se 10% cut
Daya-> (while grabbing collar) abe budde chup chap crime scene pe chal
warna teri lifetime se 10% cut kr dunga
ACP-> (thoda dra hua) haa haa chal crime scene pr
aaj kal ke log me seniors ke liye kuch respect hi nhi hai(whispers)
Daya->Kuch bola
ACP-> Nhi nhi! chalo crime scene pe chalo

Narrator(jaisa ki aaplogo ne dekha hi ki kaise ek maasum se aadmi ka nadi

kinare katl ho gya lekin aakhir kyu maara us jahil aadmi ne ek maasum
insaan ko , aakhir kya karand tha is katl ke hone ka , yah jaane ke liye jude
rahiye APC pradyuman or unki team ke saath, THAAEN THAAEN THAAEN
THAAEN )

Scene3->

ACP-> daya mai abhi bhi bol rha hu yha kuch to gadbad haiii
(daya ignores)
Daya->oh no he is really dead
ACP-> daya mujhe lgta hai iski maut marne se hui hai
Abhijeet->Nhi boss iski maut mrne se nhi jaan jaane se hui hai
Daya->Boss hame ye area investigate krna chahiye
ACP-> (after 5-10 sec) daya mujhe lgta hai hme ye area ek baar ache se
investigate krna chahiye
Daya->(with a deep sigh) yes boss
ACP-> Daya!! ye dekh
Daya-> yes boss kuch mila kya aapko
ACP-> haa ye dekh kisi ka perfume gira hua hai
(apne upar lgage) aah acha smell.
(daya gets irritated but doesn't say anything)
Abhijeet-> boss ye dekho mujhe culprit ki ( have to decide ) mil gyi
ACP-> RUKK!! (ACP wears a glove on right hand and picks the evidence with
left hand) and says daya kuch to gadbad hai
Abhijeet->Boss hme iske fingerprints nikalwane chahiye
ACP-> Nhi abhijeet nhiii
Abhijeet->kyu?
ACP-> kyuki skit to abhi shuru huii haiiii,Daya mujhe lagta hai kuch to
gadbad hai.tujhe pta hai na kisko bulana hai aise time pe
Daya->(after 5 sec) kisko?
ACP->ABE! Dr salum ko or kise
(Dr salum khe arrives)
Dr salum khe-> (checks the pulse) sir mujhe ye bohot dukh ke saath btana
pad rha hai lekin ye ab is duniya me nhi rha
ACP->(with a serious face) Daya dekha maine kaha tha na kuch to gadbad
hai
Daya->(ignores ACP) Dr salum ye to hme bhi pta hai ki vo mar chuka hai aap
iske body ka postmortem kro or hme case ko leke kuch leads do

Narrator(ACP ne dekhi ...... ki body or apne kachuye se bhi tez dimag ko

dodaya or pta lga liya ki yah koi khudkhushi nhi balki ek murder hai, magar
is katl ke peeche ka raaz abhi tak saamne nhi aaya tha or hmari
investigation team apni puri jaan lga rhi thi iske peeche ka raaz saamne
laane ke liye
or is raaz ko jaane ki khoj me police pohoch gyi ....... ke office)

Scene 4->

Culprit1-> (while crying) bechara itna masoom tha kuch bolta tk nhi tha
kabhi kabhi to lagta tha ki gunga hai.
magar pta nhi kisne or kyu usko nadi ke kinare walk krte time
maar diya.
ACP-> vo to theek hai magar uska murder kaise hua ye tumhe kaise pta?
Culprit1-> aaplog akhbar nhi padhte ho kya? police murder pe investigation
kar rhi hai,(comes close to ACPs ears and say) magar abhi tk ye nhi pta chla
ke murderer kon hai
ACP-> khooni kon hai, hmm... khooni kon hai
(pokes culprit 1 and says ) ek bta bta, tune kiya?
Culprit1-> nhi nhi
(ACP starts poking the culprit and says tune kiya hmm hmm)
(at first culprit laughs off but after a while gets angry and says)
Culprit1->NHI KIYA MAINE MURDER!! SAMAJH NHI AATA KYA EK BAAR ME
(ACP gets scared and backs off)
ACP-> (to culprit 2) oyee tu ne murder kiya hai?
Culprit2-> Nhi sir, maine kuch nhi kiya
ACP-> har khooni yhi bolta hai ,DAYA!! yhi hai murderer
(Abdul will stand up and look down on ACP and say)
Culprit2-> jab maine bol diya ki mai culprit nhi hu to mai nhi hu, theek hai
ACP-> haa haa theek hai(in a scared voice)
mujhe lag rha hai ki mai kuch to miss kr rha hu kuch to hai
(searches hi pocket and takes out the evidence and says) haa yhi to
thaa daya yhi to thaaaa, isse hum fingerprints nikal skte haii
1000IQ haii 1000IQ
Daya -> (in a sarcastic way) haa fingerprints
ACP -> jald se jald dr salum khe ke paas chal( proceeds to go left)
Daya -> sir vo right me hai
ACP-> achaa haa
Narrator(they go to dr salum khe)
Daya-> dr ye evidence lo and yee saare suspects ke fingersprints
jiska match hua vhi criminal hai
(Dr salum khe matches the fingerprint)
Dr salum khe-> ye fingerprint match to ho rha hai magar ye jisse match hua
vo to kisi or ka hi fingerprint hai
ACP-> Kya?
Daya-> jisse match hua vo fingerprint kaha se mila?
Dr salum khe-> sir vo to mujhe us newspaper se mila
(Narrator will be holding the newspaper a while ago)
Daya-> ( by grabbing the collar of the narrator) isko kuch der pehle hi dekha
tha maine newspaper ke saath
yhi asli khooni haii
ACP-> mujhe lag hi rha thaa daya ki kuch to gadbad haiii
leke ke chalo ise jail me
(they we all grab the narrator but narrator will try to resist wile saying)
narrator->Jab tak hmare aas paas katl nhi honge,to ye skit kaise bnegi,or
agar skit nhi bni to 12th walo ka farewell acha kaise hoga,or agar 12th walo
ka farewell acha nhi hua to zra sochiye ki unki gaali kon khayega. isiliye
maine use mar diya THAAEN THAAEN THAAEN THAAEN THAAEN.
THE END